>You're such a cool guy, anon. How come you don't

Story of my life

>>729049146
tiny dick

>>729046811
Cus that

ahh bitch don't kill my vibe

>>729049231
Balls*

>>729049146

>And here I was spending time with you for nothing

>>729049146
But i'm not a cool guy. I'm on /b/. Why must you lie

>>729049146
women are incapable of love.

>>729049309
that too

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>>729049146
To busy shitposting babe.

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>>729049146
cause the wife would not like it if she found out

Im 215 pounds and want a pretty skinny girl. Skinny chick's are only into skinny guys

>>729049690
You could always lose weight. Unlock your true potential, anon.

>>729049690
False. Seen a skinny 5'2 girl date a fatass

>>729049146
Don't patronize me, bitch.

>>729049912
Exception, not the rule.

>>729049146
Because I'm a fat beta male.
I gave up about 2 years ago.

>>729049146
Because the wife (that's actual wife not an imaginery one) would cut my balls off in my sleep.

I'm attached to my balls and want it to stay that way

>>729050215
Still proves its not impossible you negative bitch

>>729049146
>"Because I haven't met another girl like you."

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>>729049146
Im autistic

>>729049146

im addicted to pornography and am too scared to try to date a girl and bring her back to my place, only to be unable to get an erection.

I'm 25.

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Very autistic

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>>729049146
Obviously you haven't been paying attention. If I didn't I'd already have you bent over

>>729049146
3dpd. Let's be friends.

too short. plus midwestern town.

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>>729049146
Doin workouts 3 times a week
people tell me I look hot
the women I have a crush on is not really into me
Im pretty neurotic close to bipolar or borderline
unemployed
alc problem that I'm more or less capable to take care of
girls crushing on me bcause I love to dance
…the fuck I know why I'm not able to have the relationship that works

>You're such a cool guy, anon. How come you don't have a girlfriend?

That line always made me laugh internally when I was growing up. The girl can plainly see why no one likes you. I always thought it was a clever and thoughtful hint to guys they had suspected had begun to fancy them, but would never consider as mates.

>>729049146
too stressful and expensive

>>729049146
I did. But bpd, my fucked up arm and my emotional instabillity ruined it. Im getting better tho. Hopefully there's a girl for someone like me somewhere.

>>729052606
What about when it's your sister? She has nothing to gain from saying this unless she is truly wondering. Right?

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>>729053060
She wants to fuck, anon. Windows of opportunity, man, windows of opportunity...

>>729049690
I call BS. Only fat chicks like skinny guys.

>better than average looks
>muscular
>have been told im personable and funny
no idea tbh fam probably just destined to get fucked (or not in this case hue)

>>729049146
Because I'm short as fuck and only guys seem to look my way.

>>729049146
because i don't stay with whores

cuz memes is life

>>729055163
must be what it is for me too.

Cuz i can't talk to girls.

>>729049146
Curse of the golden spade club

>>729049146
because I'm holding out for you sweetie

>>729049146
she said I'm not the one she is looking for

>>729049146
this is how fems bait nice guys into the friendzone...it gives hope but not enough to make it clear so the guy opens up and she takes just enough attention to hold off her neediness until john asshole shows up...and then niceguyanon is left wondering what the hell happened and trying everything faggoty to try and win the chance he thought he had back with her

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Because you are the only one I actually want at the moment, but you don't have the same feelings towards me. I can't manage to move on...

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>>729049146
>wakes up

No one would ever say that to me

all you beta bitches

>>729049146
dick too big

>>729055869
This.

Impotent, body issues and I have too much money. And also I hate myself

>>729049690
False. I am 215 and 5'11" and my wife is 5'0" and 100lbs.

>>729049689
>>729050507


This is adorable for some reason

>>729049146
I prefer whores, they are cheaper and will make you a sandwich when you get done fucking them

>>729049808
Been thinking of loosing weight. I can't stand /fit/ though. Too much woo and retards for me to get legit advice
>>729050520
Hard not be when you're 24 And a kissless virgin. It doesn't help I've been told to lower my standards when their not that hight to begin with

>>729049146
bc fucking the same pussy over and over is boring

>>729049146
too introverted

>>729049146

Any time I get with a girl, they complain my dick is too big and it hurts them. :(

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>>729049330
Oh, yeah, that's definitely why

>>729049146
Because i think im ugly and nobody likes me.

>>729057850
You know all it takes to lose weight is to eat fewer calories than you burn, right? /fit/ isn't the only place to get advice JS

>>729049146
Cuz I'm married, wife friend on the idea

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>>729049146
Because women are pretty bigoted when it comes to choosing who they decide to be with, and black men luck out 90% of the time unless we're walking stereotypes.

>>729059121
*frowns...damn auto correct

>>729051838
>borderline unemployed

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>>729049146

i'm a girl

>>729049146
because the good ones don't just fall right into your arms and i don't actively search out for one.

The only reason i don't have a gf most people are normies. Currently im converting 4 girls into non-normies. I did it for about a month and they now love pepe.
>they don't love me

>>729058793
;)

>>729049295
my new year's resolution is to stop all of pollution
talk too motherfucking much
i got my drink i got my music, i say

Because im a pedophile

>>729059745
so you're trying to meme your way into a relationship eh? kek

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>>729049146
> tfw you've never been asked this ever

>>729049146
Tiny dick

>>729059999
checked. sorry anon. it'll happen

because i'm a married guy

>>729050718

Are you me? Last time I brought I girl home I couldn't get a stable erection, it was good tho. We kept go at it day after, being drunk doesn't help. Since then I'm scared I won't get it up.

>>729059999
With quads like that, the panties will soon start droppin'

>>729059558
For real?

>>729060395
gtfo

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>>729059206
I'm white. Why I'm not rich.

Small penis