I have a crush on this girl We meet on a daily basis Dubs decide

ask her to triforce

Do you want to politely exchange nudes ?

Will never keep you waiting again if you take me out of the friend zone and show me your sexy body. Start by sending me a pic of your tits baby.

>>729034872
I want to date you to get access to your sister.

>Sorry i was late
>Yeah tell me next time
>I love you
Fits in perfectly anon.

You already fucked up when u didnt respond with or what? Your her bitch now op any chance now is subtle distancing n hope she thinks ur worth it

>>729035139
OP here she does not have a sister or brother

>>729034872
r u a paranoid person

your mom is hot

>>729035188
winrar winrar
chicken dinrar

>>729035200
winrar

>>729035188
>>729035200
WINRAR

Please baby i need you. Gimme your pussy PLEASE! :))

>>729034872
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

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>>729035188
I do not know what to think

>>729035300
rekt

>>729035229
>>729035254>>
>>729035282

type winner like normal people you faggots

>>729035300
Cyka blyat

rolling for you to link her to this thread

>>729035300
you gotta post that dipshit

I do not know what to think

>>729035300
what a waste

>>729035300
winrar

>>729035300
I'm serious Emms :(

>>729035300
RIP OP

>>729035300
Look here slut. I just poured my heart out ro you in three little words the least you could do is show me your tits

>>729035417
Rollin

>>729035300
This isn't a laughing matter, you're the reason I wake up in the morning. I'll never be late again I swear.

>>729035368
>Normie
FUCK OFF CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729035300
"So what do you think of me?"

Rollin

BTW, do you know how to get pinworms out of an anus? My friend wants to know.

>>729035300
Winrar. Post it op

>>729035069
This faggot

>>729035444
Kek

how is u age?

Everything I post is from a stupid website called 4chan
Btw I have a crush on you

>>729035444
TRIPS WILLS IT

>>729035444
WINRAR

>>729035444
>>729035466

Post both, the latter first OP

>>729035444
Whoa there mister trips

>>729035444
>>729035466
Deliver op you massive wanker

>>729035444
go faggot post it now

>>729035300
How thoughtful of you to just laugh at me when I tell you something that I've been really anxious about.

Balling, doing this since my calling. Flow is so appallin

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>>729035444
Oh fuck me

Let me see dem titties. I'm sick of being in the friend zone.

>>729035444
checked. oh shit

>>729034872
>Don't fuck this up /B/
good one OP..i keked hard

>>729035583
fake thread

Can you cunt punch my dick box?

I feel you inside me every day so I can I feel myself inside you atleast once?

>>729035583
Link to thread

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>>729035368
FUCK OFF NORMIE SWINE

>>729035583
Damn daniel baby what is you doinnnn

jk lol memes XDD

>>729035583
>>729035466
Quick, throw this at her <3 you can still save this..

>>729035583
Could've said that these were trips so he can fuck off

>>729035579
rolli

>>729035583

Yes I am, now show me yours

>>729035473
roll

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>>729034872
jujst tell her how you feel..get it off your chest..otherwise youll never know..

>>729035588
Nice
>>729035599
Waste

>>729035444
>>729035583
Well, this thread escalated quickly

How about you let me into your asshole baby ;)

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>>729034872
Your dick is not big enough dude. Just back the fuck off, unless you just want to be her friend.

>>729035588

lol
followup!

>>729035588
Winner!

>>729035665
rollin for this one

>>729035583
If you've read this far and don't show your tits, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>729035733
>>729035733
winrawr xD

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>>729035733

>>729035473
rollin

>>729035588
Hahaha_model.rar

>>729035722
Quit wasting dubs you fucking stage 4 cancer

>>729035583
This fucking bitch can't even grammar.

Bye

>>729035733
winrar

>>729035733
Kek. Waiting for OP to deliver this

>>729035733
Winner!!!!!! You have to post this OP!!!!!

>>729035733
hohoho

>>729035733
Fucj

>>729035733
win

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>>729035665
Noooooooo
So close

>>729035733
Dobs.

Do it OP

>>729035799
>>729035799
100% kekd

>>729035791
>9gag
cuck

>>729035733
OP deliver!

>>729035820
too fake op, nobody is this retarded

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>>729035820

>>729035820
No, fuck you, I'm done saying I wish, I will fuck you. I'll fuck you good too, tonight.

>>729035799
/thread

>>729035820
I LOVE YOU Emma Thats all I think about anymore... I know that this humanity is almost done. that we will be free. All i try to do is imagine the happiness between us. that is something we cannot even concieve in the toilet earth.

This girl is an insufferable cunt.

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>>729035820
Send dick pic

>>729035918
>>729035891
Rollin'

>>729035891
Kek

If your time zone is +1 GMT y r u and this hoe speaking English?? Explain or fake nigger

>>729035957
roll

Sorry, I have turrets of the thumbs

Stop being such a fucking prude. This is why you are single Emma. Dem titties, NOW.

>>729035918
Kek, roll

>>729035957
THIS!!

Send a dick pic

Then say "I showed you mine. Now respond"

I was kidding around the whole time. I really really really like your image

>>729035891
lmao FAKE AF

Heard of 4chan?

>>729035999
Omg!!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>729035999
Respect my trips OP. Send massive Wang pick.

>>729035820
>stop saying i wish. start saying i will

"i wish i could fuck you.. wait i'm sorry. I WILL fuck you!"

>>729035957
MOAR

We've been friends for how long now? Just making sure you weren't easy. How about a date, dinner and a movie

>>729035966
You should be shot for wasting dubs.

>>729035891

Sorry I have schizophrenia. Do you think Assad gassed those Syrians?

Emma, for the real truth:
>>729034872

>>729035999
SEND THAT DICK PIC

Fine bitch, your tits aren't even as big as my waifu's

I'm going to end it then.

>>729035891
Oh. You may get into trouble with the law with that message. Threats of that sort is criminal if you're 'Murican. Not trying to be a white knight now, but you gotta save yourself now if you don't want trouble.

>>729035891
rekt

"While you´re at it, send a pic of your tiddly twat or I'll show you how much of a meanie I can be"

>>729035918

roller

>>729034872
She sounds like a right bitch from that little exchange.

Send a link to this thread.

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She blocked me faggots

>>729035999
shittt

>>729036176
Rollerino

IM SORRy

>>729036182
:(

Anyone want her skype?

>>729036182
Had good keks while this thread lasted.
Good one OP.

Today... OP delivered

>>729036182
Way to go OP. Can we wrap this fake shit up now plox?

>>729036245
Yeah

>>729036182
What a ride OP
I needed those keks today

>>729036182
>I am telling your brother about this

wtf, how old are you 12?

>>729036182
Lol your brother is going to kekicus maximus

>>729036182
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
she gonna tell yo bro

>>729036245
Yup or fb

>>729035791
What's her name?

>>729036245
yes we need to flood her with penis

>>729036182
Damn, I was gonna say
"I'm gonna stop wishing to fuck you, so I will."

>>729036344
She smokes

I'll retract my request of tits, if you exchange it for some pussy.

OP you wuz KANG. Never a faggot will you be.

OP, this is the part where you link the thread.

>>729034872
visit my toilet bitch http://hereforb.mytoilet.net.
rolling for >this

>>729036372
Her skype is called
'' Thenlmmogamer ''

>>729036388
FUCK IM A WINRAR AT THE WRONG TIME

>>729036451
Anons, verify ASAP.

I just inherited a shit ton of monies

>>729036526
she blocked me right away when i added her

Snack bar?

Can I hire you for a week?

How much for a night?

>>729036182
Yeah, but her brothers won't mess with a guy packing a schlong like that, could be packing a 9mm under it.

>>729036501
are you autistic?

I'm actually tai lopez

Do you know what they say about jet fuel?

Rogue one spoilers?

Do I know you?

>>729036451
>Thenlmmogamer
Can confirm

Will you be my queen?

>>729035972
found einstein

I want to cum on your lips?

What will I not do for a dubs just about naw

Are you gay?

>>729034872
i got your back op

Fuck this

yo anons
i talked to her on skype and she is going to unblock alex

ALEX GET READY YOU NIGGER

>>729037494
i did the same thing,,, explained the whole situation and i think i did good.
you're welcome anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGu1YlXHVFM

why did the larger pic of her get deleted. can someone repost. want to see dem creamy lips

>>729037757
this

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DUBS DECIDE

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What did i miss and how akward will it be tommorow?

>>729035733

>>729037843

ayo let me get some titties tho

>>729037843
I have a fantastic love of long and fine Italian sausages, do you? Maybe we should share one sometime

>>729037843
oooooh fuck me

I really did want to see dem titties though. Forgive me and send me quick pic?

>>729037843

I JUST WANNA SEE SOME TITS

I know I freaked out, but what did you think of my cock? Pretty big right?

>>729037843

TITS BABY TITTIESSSSS

>>729037979
kanker op kankerhomo, iedereen weet dat het nep is en dat je dit doet om aandacht te krijgen. ga zelfmoord plegen goos

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>>729038153

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You guys...

>>729034872
Tell here that she looks like the best KFC bucket ever

fucking whiteknights all over /b

Op Anon, just admit you are attracted to her and just want to try to be more than friends and would like to go take her on a date.

How do i Add her ? >:D

>>729035583
What the fuck is wrong with you. you are taking advice from the worst place on the internet

>>729035733

Simple explanation of why you're attracted to her

DUDE DONT YOU EVER FUCKING EVER SAY SORRY TO A BITCH

FUCKING CUCK BETA FAGGOT

>>729035473

ivermectin

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Rooting for you OP <3

wait, are we trying to get OP laid now? Should I join in on this?
Does she know she's on /b/?

>>729039159
Oh shit dude rip in peace

>>729039159
>my reputation
damn is OP that much of a loser?

>>729039159
>Loose
Kys your self yourself

>>729037979
i had a really long convo with her explaining what happened and why you said that stuff.

just be honest about any questions she has from here on.

>>729038220
KANKERNEPINDERDAAD

mfw Im situated in england
I can hit up OP and Emma

>>729039159
>my reputation
wew

>>729039332
Cri moar

>>729039159
Got curbstomped, OP.

Rip op

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>>729034872
and /B/ fucked it up. I'm pretty sure this was intentional revenge for being friendzoned.

5/10 got /b/ baited to be your personal army.

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>>729039159
Sorry OP, got to personal and lost her trust. Hope you can recover™

https://discordapp.com/channels/300645929852207114/300645929852207114

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igy fam

anyone get a pic of this sexy slut>

>>729039927
what a /b/ro looking out for OP like that

>>729040134
/b/rothers gotta look out for each other mang

>>729039621
you fucked up, create an invite

>>729039927
Very well done pal, good luck OP. You actually fucking delivered you madman. Not another larping faggot.

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OP Where you at?

OP fuckin dipped lmaoo

Good luck to you OP

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>>729035891

This shit was nice. Good luck OP, grab 'er by the pussy.

>>729040267
+1

spread your pooper

>>729039159
That's harsh.
Sorry OP.

>>729042376
t-this isn't a feels thread right??

jesus christ this went downhill

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>>729035368
>s

>>729035733
heyyyy

>>729035583
an*