The only way I could ever get a wife or girlfriend is through

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The government doesn't need to take care of you.

Turn your own life around and stop treating the government like some magical fairy that makes everything better.

>>729025880
It would encourage retards. Can't do that. 100k, a hooker will be your GF for an hour for $20 if you crave it that bad get a hooker. Tax payers aren't paying for your professional prostitute wife. >Sage

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>>729025880
Your only hope is to convert to the Muslim religion and move from here. There's no way the suggestion of this would ever take off in western countries with all the SJW activism these days

>>729026026
>>729026113
You two just don't understand

>>729025880
Because $100k/yr to keep your sad pathetic ass happy is a burden on everyone else. More so than you are now.

Your constant selfish bullshit is better suited for you to kill yourself.

>>729026165
no u

>>729026194
Sorry bro, you're the odd man out here. Better off yourself sooner rather than later.

>>729025880
http://autismmeet.com

There you go, find someone and talk about minecraft.

>>729025880
Or they could just match you up with someone else that's as fucked up as you are. But of course that would destroy your fantasy of being handed this gorgeous woman because you think you deserve it

>>729026194
No you don't understand.
You think the government is going to just give you things because you don't want to put in the work to get them yourself?
No they're not and they never will.
It's your fault you don't have a gf because you don't talk to any women. You don't talk to them you don't get them.

You're a genetic dead end and it's probably better you don't have a mate.
The last the thing the government needs to be doing is putting perfectly good tax payer money to use trying to make every fat weeb happy with their life.
Also 100k/yr. for being a federal gf?
That's literally taking away incentive on both male and female parts.
Females will all choose to be federal wives wanting an easy life thus over-saturating the federal wife market meaning that Chad can afford to buy the best wife or request her via his lofty connections.
Males will be encouraged to settle for federal wives that inevitably will be dog ugly because all the good ones are going to the men with the best connections.

If you've ever seen a road in a rural town I want you to tell me how well a federal wife program would be.

>>729026372
maybe they should gather up all these incapable autistic fucks, and match them together. They can live in an isolated facility to sperg out at. Every year, they will gas them all and bring in another herd of sperglords

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>>729025880

Fucking pussy. Your feelings have nothing to do with the government. Get your burger having ass up and go to the bar and find the nastiest fattest bitch you can and slam her.

>muh government needs GiB me a prostitute

Kek

>>729025880
nice b8 go post your bullshit on r9k

>>729025880
It would be much cheaper if the government would just send a police officer over to your house to put a bullet in your head.

>>729025880
Either you are pathetic or ugly, both of which are reason enough for your genes to be cleansed from the pool.

Get fucked, inferior human.

>>729026802
>implying only the best breed
>implying Chad and Stacey aren't dumb as shit

>>729026802
neither, I'm just an idiot feminazi trying to make you subhuman misogynists on /b/ look stupid.

>>729025880
>In my view I deserve things

You don't /deserve/ anything, and your view is worthless until you put in the hard WORK to be a part of congress. Be happy that your shitass is even allowed to vote.

inb4 everyone is magically medically hopeless buy extension of everyone medically needs to mutilate their bodies in order to cure a "mental" disorder

>>729025880
> why the double standard?
Because women are not food

>>729025880
>women would absolutely be ok with this

Maybe nigger women. Actually no...I approve OPs post and volunteer to pay MYSELF for the nastiest crack ho I can find to "cure" him from being a loser

>>729027007
>posts what all feminists think men believe
>everyone disagrees
>haha I got u


Wow ace.

Most of these retards posting don't understand taxes. It'll be a couple of cents added on. You really think government programs take the majority of your taxes? Look up the facts before you spew out what your retarded family has been ignorantly saying for years "hurr durr I'm not paying taxes to support you". Most of our taxes is taken for military purposes. Fuck it makes me mad that you guys are circle jerking each other full of hate. It's not even funny anymore, it's literally close to autism.

>>729027404
>everyone disagrees

No, you only disagreed because it hit too close to home for you degenerates

>>729025880
Stupid bait, but whatever.

The issue isn't that there isn't anyone out there for you, there are plenty. The issue is what you will accept. You don't want a hambeast/spergtwat like yourself, so you'd rather cry FOREVER ALONE.

If you want better, be better.

Oh, and you can buy one off the fucking internet with your own fucking money.

>>729027007
you're only playing yourself

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>>729025880
jesus, thats sad bro. You should look into getting a pet if you can handle that. Paying for intimacy does not work for humans aside from prostitution. So what you really want is government funded hookers.

>>729025880
Then that's a clear sign that you should not reproduce. Die alone like how you were meant to.

>>729027737
says the fat blob who can't get a girlfriend either and identifies with op's post.

>>729025880
no
u not /b/ng able to socialize doesn't make the gouvernment responsible for ur fat butt
go reaping

>>729026194
>kek
i had an aspergers girlfriend
thought it might be easy to get her laid
she wasted months of my life but i realized that her "illness" was fake because as soon as she got used to my company she also had no problems talking to strangers and not throwing her fecies at people
aspergers is as much fictional as burnout syndrom and super aids
fuck you for believing the shit you're being told
go kill yourself and make this world a better place

>>729028123
Just because one person lied to you about having it doesn't mean it isn't real. Do you have the downs? What stupid logic is that?

>>729025880
>once I got a gf/wife my depression would be lifted and I would be able to be a more valuable member of society.

You are a fool to believe this. Nobody will ever love you more than you love yourself. You can be ugly as quasimodo, as physically broken as Stephen Hawking, and still find love. But you first must see yourself as love-ABLE! Until that happens, nothing will help. When it DOES happen, love will find YOU.

>>729025880
wtf just talk to someone, you are talking to so many people right now... there is no difference except we don't know who you are

>>729028244
she didn't lie about it tho
faget

>>729028382
fell for the troll congrats on being retarded

>>729028436
thx man, this is my first congraatz ::DDD

>>729028436
can i get another one ?

>>729028436
please, tell me how retarded i am HUEHEZGEDSGsgrhz vdw<s

>>729028436
I AM RTAARDDDGDSF KISS MY WART

>>729028436
HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>729027514
What? I get you people have distorted world views and live in fictional universe that conveniently fits your agenda but Jesus, you're on s whole new level of dilutions.

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>>729028567
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>>729028608
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>>729028393
So...she didn't lie, but she didn't have it?

>>729028663
i am NOT A TRAAAII?NN RREEEEEEEEEE

>>729025880
There is a perfect and cheap solution to your loneliness

Kill yourself, faggot

OP here
heh
you fell for it
i have been trolling
how can you retarded dumbfucks believe somebody could actually think something this retarded

>>729025880

If you want a qt3.14 gf to take care of you that bad just check yourself in a home for the mentally disabled. Who knows you might get a qt tard wrangler

>>729028631
>dilutions
http://abacus.bates.edu/~ganderso/biology/resources/dilutions.html
http://www.quansysbio.com/dilutions/
http://www.mgel.msstate.edu/pdf/solutions.pdf

>>729028699
ASPERGERS IS NOT A DISEASE
its easy as that
its just like ADHS
fictional

>>729028750
prove it screencap pls, you''"re just another anon

>>729025880
Interestingly enough, in the Netherlands, there are government programs that pay for prostitutes for disabled people.

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>>729028663
>>729028608
>>729028585
>>729028567
>>729028705

>op trying to bump his thread by samefagging

>>729026165
This was my first thought too. Couldn't be him, though, because there's no hamfisted blaming of men or begging for money to spend on toys.

>>729028873
I'm moving to the Netherlands.

>>729028812
>>>>fictional
You are legitimately retarded if you can not observe patterns in people.
>ADHD is fikshinul XDDDDDDD le ebin mayms

You're stupid.

>>729029073
>memes

as a psychiatrist who's been practicing for 30 years I can tell you that Aspergers is not a real mental illness. It's completely fabricated. It does not exist, I'm not sure where this idea came from but a lot of uneducated people think Aspergers is a real thing when it's not. It's like the Xi gender. It's not real.

Keep that in mind when you're trying to explain how you are, OP.

>>729029180
What is Aspergers, then, you fuck?

>>729029180
pic of degree and timestamp

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>>729028831
>screencap
>proof
heh

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>>729029180
thank you mister doctor
>>729029223
aspergers is just an excuse for psychiatrists to gain more money
>redpill'd

>>729029394
I go to a psychiatrist for ADHD, which seems legit to me.
You wanna tell me otherwise, go ahead.

>>729029223
It's not anything. I believe I just said that.

>what is santa clause?
>what is the easter bunny?
>what is the boogie man?

All made up things. Just like Aspergers. It's not on the autistic spectrum because it's not a real disorder.

>>729025880
Yeah dawg just die alone I guess
Or quit being a pussy and go out into the world.

>>729029620
>Autistic Spectrum
Uh...do you mean the Autism...spectrum?

>>729029394
I just said
>practicing psychiatrist for 30 years
>aspergers is not real
Every psychiatrist I know thinks aspergers is false. All of my colleagues are in an agreement that aspergers is not only fake, it's also an irrelevant disorder if it were real. We have medical conferences that have devoted attention to the uneducated populace on these things.

>>729025880
what is nonviable?
stay single

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>>729029584
ok big guy
i got diagnosed with adhd and just didn't take the pills.
turns out children are physically active because they're children
who could have known that?

>>729025880
All retards should die for this very reason.

>>729029936
yes.

I drank a lot at lunch

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>>729029584
Your parents were too stupid to control as a child so that resulted in your autistic behavioral issues

>>729025880
You should be alone. Your genetics are horrible, why would you want to create more fat horrible spergs? Do you want them to suffer as you do? Start a eugenics program by killing yourself, the population will be stronger because of it.

Why the fuck should anyone else spend money on you?
Disabled people get money so they don't starve, and die. You will not die of loneliness. Go find some other people like yourself, develop some hobbies, and go the fuck outside
Life is difficult, shape up and try.

>>729030253
Yeah, I could see that.

>>729026974
But chad is 6'4 and strong, and stacy has wide hips for easier birthing. You're short, fat and pathetic

>>729030526
being good at breeding does not add anything it just creates more mouths to feed

>>729030608
You're a fuckwitt.

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>>729025880
where it really breaks down is that I don’t get why we’d want to risk propagating the genes of someone who isn’t capable of doing so for themselves.
That’s a huge red flag from mother nature.

>>729030753
>adhom

nice, now fuck off unless you want to actually make a point

>>729025880
Given this is somewhat genuine, clearly youre an autist. This would not work because
a) nobody would be a lifepartner as a job, atleast nobody that you specified.
b) Even an Autist will KNOW, this is fake love. How could it not be? Your social skills may be nonexistant, but you do posses logical skills which will lead you to this conclusion, if they havent already. And if its fake, whats the point? Go to a hooker, thats the same thing, especially if you ask for specific shit from her.

Of course it wouldnt work. What you want is to have the government pay your hookers.

Also, in those cases of disability that are genuine, people who cant work, cant buy their own whores, there actually is sexual relief in medical facalities. You just arent disabled enough.

>>729030608
yes, which is the whole fucking point of every species ever.

>>729025880
Jah man legalize it

>>729031138
I don't think humans have a problem with population we're pretty much beyond that

>>729025880
why the fuck would is it the government's job to satisfy your lust

>>729030608
>>729031138

>>729031138
>>729031584
samefag?

>>729031357
Not demographically. We have 1.2 billion muslims, 60-80% of which are inbred. Thats a massive problem that nobody wants to address.

>>729031682
No.

>>729031903
screenshot?

>>729031872
this sounds like cherry picking, pretty sure it's a cultural thing

>>729030851
You are a smart kitty

>>729027514
>something that doesn't exist yet hit too close to home

Are you ok?

>>729025880
fag

>>729027039
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>>729027404
These are all my posts, and I am proud of them. Fite me losers