g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

>>729017818
I will probably break up with my current gf and finally be able to fuck others

i have a paper due in 3 hours

>>729017818
Because I finally dropped the most toxic human being in my life, got a Rx that actually helps me for my problems, and things are looking up for the first time in a year.
My closest friends in the world want to make this the last summer to remember before we all move off to other things. So I'm going to drink every weekend and throughout the week, spend time camping and at music festivals with the boys. There will be no drug, drink, or dangerous thing not done.

And I cannot wait

Because it will hurt.

>>729017818
sauce pls

>>729017818
Too lazy. However if a car were to accidentally swerve in my direction I wouldn't jump out the way.

>>729018454
legit xD

>>729017818
sorry I have to study
There's still a chance I might make it

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>>729018116
have a good time.

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Got shit to do and shit to post

>>729018810
Thanks man, I'm super excited. And dropping a borderline grill is x10 gr8 value

>>729017818
No work today and i got vidya

Need to go see gf tomorrow

>>729018454
This.

>>729017818
Because drugs are fun

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>>729017818
I have a few friends who would be hurt by my passing. I also have a really good life, but have days where I fail to realize that, or properly appreciate it.

So no an hero today. Maybe tomorrow.

>>729019011
I just broke up with my diagnosed borderline gf. She proper fucked my life up for the past two years. I doubt I'd move if a truck came driving at me tbh =/

>>729017818
Because girls still exist.

>>729017818
because i need to look after my toilet http://hereforb.mytoilet.net.

>>729017818
dont have a shotgun yet

>>729017818
cos I'm black

Inertia.

>>729017818
Getting a new car next week. Kinda psyched for that.

>>729017818
Not until my arse too has been fucked by such an alpha male. What a man! No homo.

>>729019864
Move the fuck on and stay away from the crazy ones.

Because I'm a coward.

And I want to see what kind of videogames will exist in 10-20 years

>>729020978
This. And i'm too lazy, and i don't want to in case things get better. But it kills me everyday this depression.

>>729017818
I mean besides not having the tools to kill myself quickly. Im in this strange blooming relationship with this girl who's like 6 years older than me.

>be me
>45, male, cracker
>be history professor at 2nd tier university, make $67K/yr
>have tenure, so lolwork
>spend 'work' days staring at 20-yr old women while babbling about shit they don't care about
>have good-looking wife, corporate lawyer, makes ~$300k/yr
>have kids who are not shitheads
>have house
>have summers off
>have a month off in the winter, and random weeks off here and there
>go fishing a lot
>play baseball with my kids
>generally healthy


Life's pretty good.

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>>729017818
Because my friend is addicted to drugd and suicidal, if I do she will off herself. we are deeply in love and I don't want to give her a reason to use.

also I haven't found a worthy target to hero out on.

>>729017818
because i have a great life and hate muslims

>>729017951
>and finally be able to fuck others
You could be doing that already, but it sounds like you're too beta to destroy someone.

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>>729020978
>I want to see what kind of videogames will exist in 10-20 years

The same video games with updated visuals, but will have a slightly altered story.

>>729022322
You and her are fucking losers, so just an hero.

>>729021278
>Im in this strange blooming relationship with this girl who's like 6 years older than me.

If that is all that is keeping you going, then you will eventually end your life once the slut throws you away for a better model.

>>729020875
Closet faggot.

>>729020645
kek

>>729020249
Beta faggot. Future cuck detected.

>>729017818
Because I just started a new job where I'll be making close to 70k a year, I found out I am going to be a father too.

>>729018303
There are words on the gif
Did you try googling them?

>>729019864
You're a beta bitch. Who gives a shit about worthless whores.

>>729019577
Found the drug addict loser.

>>729017818
Too much distress for my family and girlfriend mate

>>729019529
Cuck

>>729023742
How does that make any sense?

>>729018116
You will be a beta faggot again and ruin your life with another dumb worthless whore in your future. I can already see it happening.

My wife and kid depend on me, and I couldn't stand bringing grief to my parents.

>>729017818
Because I killed my self yesterday.

>>729018021
Go finish it then you retarded nigger. Quit fucking procrastinating fag boy.

>>729023974
LOL

>>729017818
it would be very bad in the eyes of our GOD who has a purpose on all us.

suicide would make him sad.

>>729023890
You implied that all that keeps you living anymore is women. That is a toxic thing to live for, because you will always be fucked over by them.

>>729024135
Amen.

>>729024135
>GOD
Get real anon.

>>729023867
kek

>>729018267
Same

>>729018267
>>729024310
Pain medications, kek.

There's still hentai I haven't seen.

>>729024230
what is real for you annon? science? this life? the money in your pocket?

>>729017818
It's my last day of my vacation. I've been in Amsterdam for 2 weeks, I've been fucking hookers and partying nonstop to the point that my body is actually starting to give out on me.

I've never been happier in all my life!

>>729024466
That will never end, and it is the same with movies, video games, new products, etc. Everything keeps going, due to money and greed.

>>729017818
I have hair-stylist appointment in 50 min and I'm in the middle of my morning shit.

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>>729023761
congrats.

Once you realize that you just live your life and then die, then you will see that nothing really matters, so while you're waiting to die you waste your time on something you find enjoyable (whatever that may be). If you find no enjoyment in absolutely anything, then you just slowly rot or kill yourself. The choice is yours.

>>729023788
Yes and nothing came out

>>729023761
>I found out I am going to be a father too.
Good luck on the mother not turning into a huge cunt and taking you for everything you have in your future, anon.

>>729021376

That's the dream man. I'm finishing up grad school to be an ESL teacher and would love to find a university gig, teach and see the world

>>729023761
It helps stating where you are from in some countries that's nothing. (the money)

I don't want children because no sleep and no spare time, but have fun with them.

i get to sleep at the end of the day

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>>729025643
>I don't want children because no sleep and no spare time, but have fun with them.
i agree with this. kids are parasites.

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Because life is looking up, good job, good friends and talking to a nice girl

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>>729017818
cause it's easter holiday and I'm off work until monday. I'll consider it on monday night though.

>>729025643
>>729025789
>I don't want children because no sleep and no spare time, but have fun with them.
>kids are parasites.

This

>>729025950
>nice girl
>nice girl
>nice
>girl
lel

I said this a couple days ago on here, but just this week I was walking home and wanted to die. Then I realized I had just ordered a PS4 that was coming in the mail that got me pretty excited, and I had some bomb ass Red Beans and Rice I had gotten at a bar down the road, and on top of it all the weather was nice. So, fuck everyone in this shitty world, I'm gonna do what I can to try and enjoy myself and fuck all the rest.

>>729017951
You will "try" to fuck other people but not get any. while your ex gf will in fact have no problem getting fucked daily.

>>729023969
>>729024020
not even edges are this edgy

>>729017818
Having chicken wings for lunch. Not today Mr. Death.

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>>729025950
congrats.
also nice pawgs.
>>729026038
have fun anon.

>>729025950
Ah, sweet delusions waiting to be crushed.

>>729026038
>PS4
Stupid to me.

>Red Beans and Rice
Good, but you should cook it nigger if you don't know how.

>weather was nice
Not bad.

Because there is beer

>>729025789
I never understood why people hated kids so much as a kid myself. My baby-sitter's son used to come in and change the channel from cartoons to Sports Center, which was worse than the news at that age. I swore to myself that I would never be "that" adult. I would always remember what it was like to be that little and have adults push you around. I did good for a long time, I used to love kids, I was and still am pretty great with them.

Now as I sit here watching the very expensive TV I paid for with cable that I also pay for some little shit is one day going to come along and threaten its very existence all the while screaming and demanding that it get to watch cartoons and not giving me a moment of peace and quiet. Seriously, fuck kids. I thank god I'm still single and childless.

>>729017818
I have to do things maybe tomorrow

>>729026218
Thanks anon. I should add that I was feeling down because of something a massively shitty person did to me at work. Otherwise I genuinely hate most people

>>729026182
When I hear the term "edgy" it reminds me as if an autistic kid was saying it. There needs to be a better and funnier term, than edgy. Also, that anon was speaking the truth.

>>729026340
PS4's are stupid to you?

I have a recipe for it but the few times I tried it didn't turn out that good. Plus it's a known fact that other people's cooking tastes better.

>>729026549
>PS4's are stupid to you?
Yes, when PC's can do a shitload, but video games bore the hell out of me now, so you may be different.

>I have a recipe for it but the few times I tried it didn't turn out that good. Plus it's a known fact that other people's cooking tastes better.
You probably just need practice. What kind of rice?

>>729017818
I just woke up. In about an hour, my friends will pick me up and we're going to see the spring flowers at a botanical garden

>>729026520
I agree but there is no better word than edgy at the moment which is why I use it and no he wasn't.

>>729024994
Omg! He looks so lifeless, almost sad even. This really breaks my heart.

>>729026895
How is what that anon wrote not the truth? I just checked it again myself and it makes perfect sense. It is a little harsh, but it is not a lie after reading everything else.

>>729026764
I'm not much of a gamer. I've actually never owned a console. We had some growing up but it always stayed in my brother's room. So this will be super exciting for me.

You know I don't remember it's been several years now since some friends made it and gave me the recipe. I love cooking tho and am always down to practice or try something new. Do you like to cook anon?

>>729026403
Just do what my parents did. Tell me to fuck off and do something productive whenever i tried to change the channel. I turned out pretty damn alright

>>729026846
What state? I live right down the road from one of those

>>729027182
Gonna need some proof that you turned out all right. I mean you are on 4chan after all

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I have to peel the tint off of the rear window in my car and it's taking forever.
After that, idunno, I'll see how I'm feeling.

>>729027116
Who are you referring to? I just realized I replied to someone else by accident.

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>>729027279
i'm alright and I'm on 4chan.

>>729017818

too ill
otherwise

>>729027175
>I've actually never owned a console. We had some growing up but it always stayed in my brother's room. So this will be super exciting for me.
I see, when I was younger I had quite a few, so I probably burned myself out.

>Do you like to cook anon?
Honestly, it is one of the few things that give me enjoyment anymore is trying new good food, whether I make it or buy it from somewhere, but yes I do. I used to also eat all kinds of rice (brown, black, Minnesota wild rice, parboiled, and sometimes white rice if it was all I had), but now I cannot eat it, due to my body rejects it now for some odd reason.

Other than that I like a lot of random food.

>>729027587
hmmmm....I don't know about you anon

I'm planning on buying a dildo today

>>729027701
How long does it take you to memorize a recipe?

>>729027701
What all consoles did you have growing up? We started out Nintendo, Sega, then the 1st Playstation, the PS2. Missed out on all those bomb ass N64 games like Goldeneye and Mario Kart except at friend's houses.

I used to buy Arborio rice to try and make Risotto, never could quite get it right, the rice always came out crunchy lol. I'll always order it tho if a restaurant serves it. I enjoy spending a lot on good meals, I don't own a lot of other "stuff" so those are my experiences which are totally worth it to me

>>729028025
Pic?

>>729028025
What are you going to do with it anon? Those aren't made for your bum bum

>>729028151
well its going in my bum bum
>>729028125
I'm not pic worthy yet :(

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>>729028245
don't do that.

>>729017818
have to pay off my credit card OP

>>729028558
Why not? :(

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>>729028105
Sometimes I can remember a recipe instantly or after making it twice, but after three times I usually got it down.

>>729028111
>What all consoles did you have growing up?

Consoles (tons of games):
>NES
>Sega Genesis
>PS1
>PS2

Handhelds (tons of games):

Nintendo:
>Gameboy Pocket
>Gameboy Color
>Gameboy Advance
>Gameboy Advance SP
>Nintendo DS (first one and sold it, because I didn't like it).

Sony (any game):
>PSP 1,000 (first one released), but modded the shit out of it physically and my brother did all of the software side shit on it before it was well known like it would be today, which allowed you to have all games for free (pic related).

Played other systems at friends houses as well, but nowadays I just use my PC to do whatever.


>I used to buy Arborio rice to try and make Risotto, never could quite get it right, the rice always came out crunchy lol.
When I made rice I would either not fry it or fry it, but either way it was good. I would season it too or add it into something else. I miss eating it.

>I enjoy spending a lot on good meals, I don't own a lot of other "stuff" so those are my experiences which are totally worth it to me
Nothing wrong with that.

>>729028245
Just use the handle of a plunger or something

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>>729028818

>>729028821
I already have a dildo, but I want a bigger one

>>729028818
that universal remote homebrew app was alot of fun to use in places that had tv displays

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I'm not sure, my pregnant gf broke up with me today but my new PC should get shipped to me in the next few days. To kms or not kms, that is the question

>>729028986
There was a lot of neat homebrew out there, but that one was funny. I remember CSPSP, which was similar to Counterstrike on the PSP, but homebrew only and aerial view, not first person. Quite a bit of people were on it though and at the time it was a lot of fun.

>>729017818
sauce

>>729018267
for a few seconds? and then you will never have to feel again

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>>729030094
not all suicide attempts are sucessfull