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it's been a fortnight and I'm already back for my attention

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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it's been a fortnight and I'm already back for my attention whoring sesh
i can't think of anything better to do so let's ask /b/ some questions
1. how many languages you speak
2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
3. why do/n't you believe in a god
4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
5. what is a perfect 10 to you
6. favorite movies?
7. can i see your tits
8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
i'm genuinely interested and hope this thread soars
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How many fingers can you fit in your pussy?
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Show your ass pls
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Tots or get the front door
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>>729016546
i have a dick
clearly
>>729016578
you first
but draw it on a piece of paper and scan it then upload it
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Tits or get the fuck out
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>>729016491
Can you write Edward on a piece paper?
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Let's see tits
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>>729016491
Punch yourself in the face.
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>>729016631
>>729016620
>>729016692
or what
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>>729016625
ARE U A REAL TRAP?!?!?!?
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>>729016715
glad there's at least one sane person in this thread
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
3
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
3
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I do. Education
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I don't
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
mix between looks and personallity. Must be compatible. Should age and evolve accordingly
>6. favorite movies?
Hot shot part deux
>7. can i see your tits
no
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
It doesn't
>i'm genuinely interested and hope this thread soars
meh
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>>72901649
Tits or GTFO
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
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>>729016744
Or gtfo
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>>729016748
too ugly to be a trap
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>>729016491
how about just Get the fuck out faggot
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>>729016491
Want to see my dick ?
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>>729016875
What are you talking about? She's cute as hell
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>>729016631
>>729016692
>>729016620
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>>729016491
>one
>had one psychotic episode, but im better now
>no evidence
>self absorbed shit stains spreading like cancer, just like me.
>a genuine perfect 10 can't be assisted by makeup, so they're rare as fuck, just like genuine 1/10, who would be so hideous it's painful to look at.
>I don't have favourites anymore, just movies I enjoyed. I guess pulp fiction was awesome, but ive seen it so much I can't stand it anymore. I really liked the Tron movie, everyone else hated it.
>no
>I don't know what that means. Is it a basement dweller thing? I work for a living so I have to leave.
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I thought you'd left /b/ already and your visits were only gonna be those few times. Genuinely glad my favorite lifeless whore is back. I started going through people on your instagram and think I have a fairly good idea of where you live.
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>>729016818
unstoppable autism
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
3ish, can understand around 4 more if spoken slowly and a couple more written
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
0.2ish, working on it
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
Mu
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
Everybody is awful
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
Two 5 year olds
>6. favorite movies?
Not really
>7. can i see your tits
No
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
Shining, glimmering, splendid
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>>729016491
Oooo "a fortnight" well excuse me princess
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>>729016625
Here u go. Pls. Deliver.
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>>729017033
nice to see some genuine answers
what was it that led up to your psychotic episode, anon? i'm intrigued
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>>729016491
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full body shot
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>>729016491 (OP)
>1. how many languages you speak
2 + basis of German
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
60 % seems right
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I don't. I think were are just doomed.
The Bible make me laugh ..
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
Lots of different people. We just have to talk to a lot of them and re-call the ones that like to friend-fuck with me or the ones that are as mentally ill as me
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
17 smart ass,long blond haire, blue eyes, open minded kiky swedish-like girl.
>6. favorite movies?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Jim carrey FTW)
>7. can i see your tits
You don't want to
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
I may not have understood the question but a world where everyone fucks each others with passion and protection seems a nice wolrd to live
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>>729016491
1. pt/en/es
2. 1
3. fairytale nonsense and every religion is automaticaly denied by the fact there are many religions
4. i wish i could be more mainstream i envy them.
5. what is perfect?
6. V, shindlers list, intouchables
7. i used to have moobs but not anymore. so no
8. i like to masturbate more than socialize. so my world is good i guess
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>How many languages do you speak
5
>How mentally ill are you on a scale from 0 to 1
Probably 2
>Why don't you believe in a God
Because science
>What do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
Nothing
>What is a perfect 10 to you
Crispy bacon
>Favorite movies
I only watch series
>Can I see your tits
Only if I can see yours first
>What's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
I don't have a dick so i wouldn't know
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>>729017217

you ever here that weed is perfectly harmless, unless you're one of those unfortunates who's predisposed to mental illness, in which case weed can make you schizophrenic?

I'm one of those unfortunates. Weed + not enough sleep + depression (using more and more weed as a crutch) = omg my best friends are trying to kill me, I have no choice, gotta kill them first).

but got fixed before I did anything stupid.
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>>729016491
1
5
I don't want to say that God doesn't exist but I've never seen him/her. seeing is believing for me
As long as people don't bother me I am very indifferent about their existence
One attribute a perfect 10 MUST possess is self respect and a individuality
Tombstone, Goodfellas
I guess, If you really want to but I think you really don't
My masturbation to leaving the house ratio is fairly even
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>>729017234
What is this. I spooked.
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>>729017195
what is wrong with you
>>729017284
where in eu are you
>>729017234
mmm gives me a warm feeling inside
>>729017259
you first
>>729017136
>1 what languages?
>4 what did the normans do to you
>8 I bet
>>729017112
I never left /b/ for a second, just stopped making threads with my face in them
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>>729016491
tits & sharpie in the pooper with timestamp or gtfo
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>>729017112
What's her insta, anon?
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>>729017374
that really sucks
paranoid schizophrenia is truly fucking awful
was it difficult for people to take your prognosis seriously because of how harmless weed is considered?
i'm glad it was fixed before you pulled some dumb shit though
>>729017428
cute
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>>729016491
First of all, OP - I came to this thread seeing a pic of a grill. Thus I require to see tits. I get you don't have them attatched to you. It's fine, just find me a decent photo on the internet. Nao.

> how many languages you speak
three. But I can communicate with basically anyone using hand gestures
>mentally ill
0, though I'm kind of strange
>god
I don't. Because Occam's razor - there are simpler explanations of the world than some almighty guy who cheats reality
>other people
they are mostly fantastic, cool people. I really enjoy meeting most of them
>perfect 10
smells right, has very cool mentality, has nice face, has tiny tits and pretty puss
>movies
I don't watch movies. Though I enjoyed Scanner Darkly. But read the book first
>tits
am a guy as well
>8
it's ok. But I also enjoy going to that other world once it gets warm around
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>>729016491
gb2facebook you stupid cunt
sage
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1. Only English a little Spanish
2. Ehh pretty bad but i feel i can socialize still
3. Because if there was a true religion it would mean all other are wrong better just wait to find out
4. Some can really be toxic but there are still decent people
5. Healthy and a interesting personality
6. Shawshank Redemption, Casino, Full Metal Jacket
7 could care less there's a lot of Internet your titties are nothing special
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>>729017448
France
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>>729016491
1. just the language of love
2. -1
3. i only believe in dog
4. there are other humans?
5. me, at 07:00
6. Butt Blasters VI, Heidi, Trois couleurs bleu, most tastefully directed CP
7. i cut my nipples long ago, why would i need such silly things
8. it's a wonderful world

Now draw yourself making out with supreme gentlemen Elliot Rodgers behind a Centrelink office.
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>>729017448
You wanted a ass. Now hurry up and doliver..
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>>729016491
BTW, why dont you answer to this questions as well fgt?
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>>729016491
Britfag detected!
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>>729017673
you sound more well rounded than most anons in this thread
>scanner darkly
looked it up sounds good will read thanks
>>729017803
>just wait to find out
religion is suddenly reality tv
>7
this
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>>729017507
Sorry /b/ro, you had to have been there, it's my goal to have a legit conversation with this OP, out of 4chan, and getting her doxxed sure won't help that
>>729017448
I can respect that, what are your favorite threads to lurk in, my dude?
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i have paranoid schizophrenia since my 18/19 years old i guess, now 25yo, so i see evil face on the wall, etc etc...
You really have that op ? srly
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Would you send feet pics for money? I'll PayPal you
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>>729017835
mmm moi jparles aussi
>>729017860
francophone n#2 gracing us with his presence
>>729017886
whatever you say anon
heading over to the post office right now to deliver
you just wait
>>729017911
who gives a fuck about what I have to say
>>729017924
yikes sunshine
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>>729017629
>prognosis seriously...

Not that it was the weed, they knew I was taking way too much. Stopped going out clubbing with them because I'd rather stay in and get high and watch some Jackass or something.

The harder part was the mild personality changes in me. Over time we stopped hanging out. Don't see any of them now.

I don't bother with relationships now because I kind of get bored with people. It's a bit more self-centred now, but it's not like I'm a sex predator or anything, I just hook up with girls who want to be hooked up with.

One of the girls in my last job thought I was gay until we fucked in a cleaning cupboard.
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>>729016491

>1. how many languages you speak

English and dutch

>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 (10?) how mentally ill are you

i think i'm a 7

3. why do/n't you believe in a god

Becouse its a fucking stupid story and you need to be really retarded or scared to believe in such man made fairy tale.

>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole

I hate humans.
We are litterly as we speak destroying everything around us.
We are the cancer of the world.
We make earth a living hell.

>5. what is a perfect 10 to you

Hmm what is a perfect 10 yo for me?
Flat chested a little hour glass figure,
Blond hair bleu eyes.
a kind personality.

>6. favorite movies?

Gladiator
Fightclub
Old boy
Leon the profesional.
The bourne I II III
The road
The godfather I II III
To name a few.

>7. can i see your tits

Yes

>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house

Not leaving the house, feels lonely.
Feelsbadman.jpg
But jerking off feels fcking great.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>729018040
I don't.
>>729017374 this anon does though
tell me about your schizophrenia, these things really interest me
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>>729016491
1) Italian, English, Spanish and a bit of French
2) 7/10
3) If God exist why it don't put end of my useless life?
4) I hate all the person outside1) Italian, English, Spanish and a bit of Franch
2) 7/10
3) If God exist why it don't put end of my useless life?
4) I hate all the person outside and inside this shithole
5) i don't have it
6) Dogma of Kevin Smith
7) nope
8) I don't understand your question
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>>729018240
>hourglass figure
>flat chested
pick one anon
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>>729016491
>Several.
>100 or 0.
>Perception.
>I hope that they would strive to be the best they are able to be and treat others how they would like to be treated.
>There is no such thing as a "10", we love people for their imperfections aswell, that what makes them unique.
>Many.
>No.
>I don't know anon but I imagine it to be a wonderful, care free world.
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>>729018240
I fell sad now.
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>>729018198
i can't help but getting bored with people too
it happens too quickly to be normal, hanging with the same person for longer than a few days makes me want to gouge my eyes out
>thought I was gay
kek dude
how did you manage that
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>>729018176
i give 1 fuck otherwise i wound't ask you shitlord
and i bet every fgt here is waiting
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
2 - german and english
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
'bout 3 fiddy
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
why would I?
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I don't know them. Except those I spend time with. And I like em, else I wouldn't spend time with them... So I guess, I mostly think good about them?
5. what is a perfect 10 to you
A women that knows what she wants. Therefore it's impossible that I ever meet one.
6. favorite movies?
Too many. The ones that come immediately to my mind are Fight Club, Equilibrium, Transcendence & them man from earth. Also Guardians of the Galaxy.
7. can i see your tits
Haven't noticed any manboobs on me for the past 6 months. You're too late to the party, anon.
8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
Pretty sticky situation, I guess. Then again, I leave my house more often than I fuck my soon-to-be-ex gf. Frigid bitch.
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1) 1.5
2) .7
3) Believe in an alt god that doesn't actually give a damn
4) A lot of boring weird dumbfags
5) Pale skinny gal that will do whatever
6) Clockwork Orange or Toxic avenger
7) I don't own any, but when I manage to trick some than sure
8) I can only leave the house once per outing, but the dick can leave the pants outside of the house as well as multiple times inside the house. Of course penis comes out more, der.
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>>729018240
nederlands he, zin om een keer af te spreken?
21, man uit het zuiden.
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>>729017994
>you sound more well rounded than most anons in this thread
nice to hear that, OP. I enjoyed the thread. BTW why don't you answer your questions yourself?
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>>729018338
I said a 'little' hour glass figure.
and flat chested.
This is perfectly achievable
>>729018398
Why? becouse i wake you up to reality?
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Hey so OP, instagram stalker wanting a legit conversation anon here. How old are you and in that short amount of time that you've existed, what is either the most stressful or traumatizing event that has ever happened in your life so far? When I was younger my dad would beat the shit out of my mom in front of us, one time my little brother started freaking out and crying and yelling "no", well my dad glared over and yelled back "you wanna cry, I'll give you a reason to cry" and proceeded to grab him by the arm and drag him into our room where I could hear him being beat now. My mom crying there looked at me and said "wtf are you looking at, this is your fault" before getting up and storming off to her room. I had burried stuff like that for a long time but when I'd do acid it's like I couldn't not think about it.
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>>729018465
i'd love to be reborn as a fetid landwhale and plague /b/ with these threads
bet you'd appreciate my answers then too
>>729018505
your answers are killing me man
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>>729018270
>tell me about your schizophrenia

I'm not schizophrenic. If I hadn't got treated and got off the weed I would have been.

I still get the odd artifact of intense paranoia, but I can usually rationalise it and deal with it. No meds required now.

Think of a conversation you had with someone, your memory of that conversation, the place you were in, things you discussed. Could be a friend, Doctor, College Tutor etc, doesn't matter. Now imagine being told none of those conversations only took place in your head.

The memories are clear memories, but they aren't real. The way it was explained to me was that because weed ramps up the creative regions of your brain, it can cause some kind of leak where your imagined thoughts get stored alongside memories of real events and because of the mental illness you can't differentiate, because of the paranoia you end up favouring the negative memories or something along those lines.
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
Just English really
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
2-3
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I don't believe in the abrahamic god because it doesn't hold up to scientific or historical scrutiny
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
Most people want and try to be decent people bad situations cause most bad behavior
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
A loyal partner I find attractive who is as devoted to me as I am to her
>6. favorite movies?
Empire strikes back there will be blood big lebowski
>7. can i see your tits
I don't have any
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
It's been a long time since I was a teenager can't really remember
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>>729018603
Yeah.
I didn't think some dude would actually post a photo of their own tiddies.
I'm going for a walk.
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>>729016491
show boipucci or gtfo fucking slut
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>>729018560
DID I HEAR CLOCKWORK ORANGE
and tell me about your alt god
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>>729018176
I'm a waiting for da puss puss.
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>>729018638
has it created any really un/pleasant memories that you can't shake? memories that ring particularly agreeable or disagreeable, enough for you to think of them often?
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>>729018630
very possibly
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>>729018630
My condolences.
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>>729018240
Stop hating yourself anon.
Instead of jacking off enlighten yourself.
Don't waste a life wallowing in bouts of depression, self pity and suicidal thoughts.
Some of the greatest minds were social recluse but they got out.
Excercise and go for long walks at night.
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>>729016748
its like there are no real traps on /b/
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1. 3 kanguages
2. 1
3. No evidence
4. Some are ok, some should be put down
5. Loyal, funny, beautiful and smart
6. Don't have favorites
7. Sure
8. A sad feeling
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>>729018568
24. euhh woon op dat eiland in het midden van nederland.
Sorry
Maar mag van me moeder niet met vreemden mensen afspreken.
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>>729018240
Can we see your dick? I know you're already naked.
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>>729019040
Can we see your dick? I know you're already naked.

Goddamid skyfer !!!
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>>729018462

I just spent 5 minutes trying to type it up without it being a wall of text and got bored.

She was poking fun in front of the others that I must be gay because no girl. I think the gist was that I was too attractive to be single so I must be gay and didn't want to come out of the closet.

She apologised in private, that she didn't want to "out" me if I wasn't ready, so I grabbed her by the hand and led her to a cleaning supply cupboard, she was compliant, so not rapey at all, we banged, and I left 2 weeks later.
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>1. how many languages you speak
French and English.
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
ADHD
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
because why should i , bible makes me want to immediatly stop reading when i start reading it.
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
too much people are closeted people, only listenning to news and i'm there not listenning to it and laughing to rekt thread.
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
average size tits , blue eyes, blonde, smaller than me , taking care of her appareances, good grades in school, good personality.
>6. favorite movies?
i hate movies.
>7. can i see your tits
you first.
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
i don't know i'm not a cave man living in mother basement.
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>>729017136
Good chuckle
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>>729018728
I believe we're an unchecked chemical reaction or an infected petri dish. No proof, but the idea of an interactive deity is crazy.
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>>729019143
it sound like she intentionally provoked the situation
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>>729016491
>13/04/2017
Retarded timestamp.
To correctly archive and chronologically categorize information, you start with broad scope and move to granular context.

>2017/04/13

This entire world can't fucking timestamp to save their lives. No wonder Europe is cucked and India shits in their streets in 2017.

I'm triggered. Gonna kill myself now.
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>>729019287
ooh not anon but didn't consider that would be clever
>>729019280
huh
doesn't match up on so many levels yet it still makes much more sense than any other deity I've heard of
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>>729019187
there are more gods outside of bible, you know
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>>729018812

well yea, but you sort of learn to shake it off or force yourself to think of something else. It's embarrassing more than scary. The friend I wanted to kill didn't think it was funny, but I ended up laughing my ass off at it.

When the illness was in full swing I'd lie in bed trying to think of nothing, just wanted to sleep, but couldn't because my mind was racing and wouldn't slow down, kind of like how you go to youtube to look something up and an hour later you're looking at something completely unrelated; it's like this only at the speed of thought. The meds helped with that part, now I'm reasonably stable.
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>>729019040
No problem anon.
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>How many languages do you speak
None
>How mentally ill are you on a scale from 0 to 1
Please leave me alone. It's NOT ok to ask me that.
>Why don't you believe in a God
Because science
>What do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I see them sometimes, but they don't see me (mailman, neighbor guy, deliverman)
>What is a perfect 10 to you
OP
>Favorite movies
Gleaming th Cube
>Can I see your tits
First person to get trips get to see them
>What's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
My dick leaves the house more then I do, on account of the mail slot and doggy-door.
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Op Here.
Just going to skip the wait. Here you go guys.
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>>729019354
That's why it's a belief and not something I know, I just like it a lot better. It gives power to something still, and also gives someone to blame the chaos of life on. 2 essential things for religion
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>>729016491
1. English and Dutch
2. 6
3. There is only one god that rules this planet, his name is Hitler.
4. All the humans are goats, and i like goats #Erdogan
5. Small manboobs with some blonde hairs, a beard like a viking.
6. Sasha has a screaming orgasm.
7. Can I see yours?
8. I Leave My dick out my pants while i leave the house, scaring the neighborhood kids playing ball.
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>>729016491
>1
Portuguese, German, English, I understand French a bit and can communicate with them, can communicate with the Spanish with my Portuguese and I can read Russian, but I don't understand jack shit of it.
>2
1
>3
Because of retarded errors like 'do/n't' that only idiots like you make
>4
I don't care about them, I only care about me, the rest can go fuck themselves
>5
I don't really know, you certainly not
>6
I don't really have one
>7
I'm skinny, I don't have any tits, but show us yours
>8
I'm actually fapping less than usual, only like 1, 2 times per week, so I don't live in that world you bitch
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>>729019465
can't tell if figurative troll or litteral troll
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>>729019390
Would be difficult to cum, but I can definetly fap to this, saved. Thanks!
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>1. how many languages you speak
2. English and spanish
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
0.5
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I believe in the christian God because he is the only god that gives a fuck about us. And he is a good role model
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I dont care. In my life the only one that I care and think its me.
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
I dont have a image of beautiful. I just follow my instics.
>6. favorite movies?
Predator
>7. can i see your tits
I dont have tits. Im a man.
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house.
The same as where your vagina bleeds more often than you getting attention in real life.
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>>729019468
OP is not a faggot.
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>>729019468
more, ass?
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>>729019369
If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That’s the difference between me and your God.
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>>729019468
That's so fake. If your the real OP then write HOCHI on your chest.
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>>729019548
you're a little bit thickskulled if you think "do/n't" was an error/isn't legitimate in any way
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>>729019668
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>>729019736
picture too small!
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>>729019736
OMG. It really is. Super hot!!!
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>>729019623
>3
the role model part is an interesting response
>8
there are a million witty quips (and then some) you could have spun with that question yet you managed to neglect all of them
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>>729019634
Clearly isn't OP. Faggot.
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1. I speak english, finnish, german, spannish, italian, and french
2. 1
3. I believe in god because im not risking hell if it is real
4. Normal, what i wish i could be
5. If talking about a girl, a perfect 10 would be a caring, loving, girl who was smart, nice and naturally pretty
6. Star wars saga, although i must say the more recent ones are pretty lame.
7. I dont think you wanna
8. Sorry but im not much of the masturbating type. I go outside a lot actually.
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>>729019666
>If I could stop a person from raping a child
>666
I always knew you're an ok guy, satan
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>>729019774
>>729019736
>>729019668
quit samefagging
if it's OP show face
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>>729019679
Well, you're fucking dumb, do/n't is no word in the English language.
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>>729019468
>>729019014
Well one of you are fucking lying
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>>729019468
there is no 13. month, bitch
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>>729019840
pascal's wager is flawed in the sense that you're neglecting all the other religions that threaten hell by choosing one
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>>729019902
just admit you made a mistake
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>>729019938
attention whore from other thread trying to pollute this one
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>>729019623
>good role model

>I fucking can't stand all those shitty humans I made with their shitty psychology I made
>let's flood the fuck out of them
later, when only one incestous family survived (note, it's the second similar situation already)
>guys, I kinda changed my mind. Here, let me drew a picture for you, so that I never flood you again

Anon, you have eccentric role models
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
Portuguese, Spanish and English
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 (10?) how mentally ill are you
Certainly I'm in 8.5
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
God wasn't good with me
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I care with them 'cause they aren't blame for have differents custom.
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
My girlfriend of corse
>6. favorite movies?
ex-machina, amour
>7. can i see your tits
no, I'm a man
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
this is my world I have sex more times than I go out
>i'm genuinely interested and hope this thread soars
ok, it's good for you
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>>729019617
Np.
And jeah its diffecult to cum.
But otherwise you might think that my dick is not real.
But with timestamp i have proven it is real.
Therfor it can't be a argument that i'm not real.
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There is a fucking god you idiots, you should all rott in hell for not believing, I hope you get a great torture while I'm in heaven having fun.
Fucking atheistic cunts , can't wait for the next inquisition and crusades to finish off your stupid mentality and religion
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>>729019532
#Hitlerdidnothingwrong
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>>729020010
I did, I was trying to bait you there after I noticed my mistake, but you didn't fall for it...
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>>729020137
kek
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>>729019902
>am not a native speaker
>so let's teach those idiots how to speak english
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>>729016491
Do you like having
someone suck your tits?
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Believing in god without reading the whole bible is like telling someone you want them to watch a 2 hour movie that will change their life even though you only watched 15 minutes of it.
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>>729019468
op doesnt have piercing fuck off nigger
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>>729019942
and in like 15 other ways
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>>729018628
Op has never had stress or trauma or even age
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Isn't this the same girl that declared herself autistic something like 2 weeks ago,in wich i have posted pic related to derail the thread?
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>>729019940

Dates are written in a month/day/year format you insufferable dufus.
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>>729020261
I could be a native speaker, but I'm not.
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1. Greek and english fluently
2. i'm mentally stable with bouts of self doubt as well as nihilist tendencies and occasional anxiety, 0.2 out of 2
3. lack of evidence and general dislike of organised religion
4. we're all just trying to survive you know? i'll be nice and respectful under the condition that they are too.
5. is intelligent, loyal, has big eyes, good (natural) eyebrows, darker (think latina) coloured skin, short height, small but round butt, average or small but perky boobs, small hands, longish hair, reads books and listens to rock/metal/classical music. Bonus if she plays any instrument. Also must like dogs and the outdoors. Small noses, full lips and small feet are a major plus.
6. Sleuth (the original from 1972), A clockwork orange, Snatch, RocknRolla, Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, Analyze this, Burn after reading, being john malcovich, The fourth kind there are many but you get the picture.
7. nah sorry
8. it's not bad. i'm working on switching the roles a lil. it's working out.
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show me your fucking baby tits
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>>729018240
This anon knows the rules. Fuck this cunty op bitch. The rules are tits or gtfo. Why the fuck does everyone entertain this shit.

Autistic niggers
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>>729020423

only in tardland
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It's actually hilarious to see all those retards who simply can't accept a binary scale, so they post a number between 1 and 10 anyway
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>>729019887
How did u know???
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>>729016491
Number 8 made me lawl.
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>>729020455
you clearly couldn't
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>>729019668
>>729019736
>>729019468
>>729019774

gtfo fake faggot
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>>729020423
dufus is a lovely insult
and you're forgetting the world that lies beyond the United States
poor darling
>>729020418
nobody remembers nor gives a flying fuck about what shitposts you made
>>729020401
sure, being born into the 1st world is plenty hard
i'm a woman, albeit a white, middle class, educated one, sooo many struggles
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>>729020499
FUCK THIS BITCH SHE WON'T DO WHAT I DEMAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>729020678
/thread
>not even the same shirt
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>>729020060
Look im not a fucking mutilated dick jewish. Go throw at them their shitty laws and stories.
I am christian and I believe in christ and only him. Catholics, mormoms etc I with no one but christ.
If he says is the son of God and that believing in him as such is the way of salvation in this shitty world , then I choose to believe what he says.
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>>729020538
at least someone finally pointed that out
>>729020550
i had this bizarre gut feeling
>>729020799
marry me, anon, let's start our own nuclear family
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>>729020591
How do you know? I've already talked to some native speakers with shitty English and I've corrected them, like a hillbilly I talked to on YouTube once.
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>>729020524

When you speak, do you say, "It's the 13th of April"? No? Didn't think so. You either say "April 13th" or simply "the 13th." You only leave out the month when the month is known, but the month takes priority over the day.
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>>729020699

How about you hang yourself in your nazi room you piece of trash cunt. You are worthless as person trying to cure his cancer. Die already
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>>729016491
1)1
2)0.4
3)it's bullshit for churches to get revenue and pay no taxes
4)Some can be cool, others are just twats
5)You if you're a dude in drag
6)most of Tarantino's films+LotR
7)If I had some yes
8)No idea don't live there
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>>729020799
>I don't believe in god, only in christ
anon, you have the strangest religion. Just a reminder that christians do believe in the old testament.

also, if it's christ and not god, then your role model casts evil spirits from mad people onto pigs and makes them run and drown in lakes

I admit it's more badass than forcing incests, but it's still pretty insane imo
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>>729021022
>MENTAL ILLNESS
>E
>N
>T
>A
>L

>I
>L
>L
>N
>E
>S
>S
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>>729020996

Actually yes, the day always comes first. The rest of the world does this, it's the civilised way.

America tried to be a hipster and different, but you still look like a giant faggot
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>>729018863
Thanks for the kind words anon.
I'm trying my best.
But i don't know how to fix depression and suicidal thoughts..
I can reduce it with pills.
But i rather feel something then nothing.
I take a walk of 20 minuts everyday.
But its not helping really mutch.
But its better then nothing.
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>>729020917
you made your first mistake criticizing OP
Also, I know you're trolling me, no more (you)'s for you, so enjoy this one
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1. Four. French, German, Spanish and Afrikaans, and English, obviously.
2. 1 I have a raging hatred of authority
3. God has never existed.
4. Other humans are useful, if only to further your goals.
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>>729020418
>two babies one fox
this is why god abandoned us
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>>729016491
>2 fluently, I can understand 2 neighbouring languages, and parts of 2 other languages
>1 - certified mentally ill
>I don't believe in things which are impossible to prove, especially not when considering where the theory comes from, and who's gaining from me believing in it.
>humans outside of this shit hole is slightly better than the idiots on here, but most people have their prejudices and are too rooted in their beliefs based in nothing but opinion and misconceptions
>someone who can appreciate my type of humour, and is open to adventure and new things.
>Anything by Tarantino, Gaspar Noé, David Lynch and Lars von Trier, also really bad exploitation flicks and unconventional or gory horror.
>no tits to speak of, male
>the same as it would have been if this wasn't the case. I go to work, I get home, I buy groceries, I cook, eat, sleep. Masturbation is just a hobby, if you will.
>>
Fuck dude...
Y'all need some Jesus
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>>729020418
>>729021022
JESUS CHRIST FINISH IT
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
Bi-lingual, that means two
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
0, though mental state is not good
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
why would I?
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
There are good ones and bad ones, though almost everyone is looking out for themselves in the end.
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
Someone who cares more about others than themselves
>6. favorite movies?
the old alien and terminator movies hold a special place in my heart, though I wouldn't bother to rewatch them
>7. can i see your tits
Sure, if you're ever in Stockholm for some reason
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
Depends on how you count, since I don't always come back too my house some nights. But It would be nice to have someone to share said dick with again.

>i'm genuinely interested and hope this thread soars
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>>729019468
Nice tits op. What did you thought of mine?
>>729018240

My dick already gett hard just looking at it.

>>729019390
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>>729021190
other questions cont.

5. Charlize Theron is a perfect 10
6. Steins Gate movie.
7. I don't have tits.
8. Technology will be the end of Man/Woman
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>>729016491
1- 3
2- 0
3- bcs
4- eh
5- cp
6- idk
7- no
8- cool

OP is a faggot.
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>>729020699
Love how OP didn't even check what I was replying to and just started talking about being a middle class grill for no reason
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>>729021417

makeup makes women look better than they are. It's the massive deception they use to attract a mate while competing with other women.
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>>729020538
>BINARY
>scale
I think the word you're looking for is boolean, faggot.
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>>729021664

looks like a screencap of a skype video call or something.
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>>729021664
i think you missed all the social cues
>>
Op is a faggot of course, she didn't comment all ours answers to her thread
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>>729016491
Op você entende a língua na qual eu estou escrevendo?
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>>729019468

Thank you

1 French, English, Japanese, Spanish, a bit of Polish.

2 Definitely 1

3 Don't believe in God because I think religion takes the responsibilities of their actions from the people and gives them excuses.

4 There's 90% of dickheads and 10% of decent people

5 Cute face, nicely shaped firm body, not bitchy and very kinky

6 All time favorites : The Trinity movies, Shriek If You know What I Did Last Friday 13th, The 3 first Indiana Jones movies.
Recent favorites : Passengers, the Saw movies, Sinister, the I Spit On Your Grave movies...

7 The only women who see me naked are the women I sleep with

8 Pretty good actually, although my dick leaves my pants about as much as I leave my house (jerk off once a day, leave house to go to work once a day)
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>>729021708
I'm just quoting OP on this
>>
>1. how many languages you speak
One. I would like to learn French, though.
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
2
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I don't have proof either way.
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
People are people. They have their good points and they have their flaws. The flaws are easier to notice.
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
No such thing.
>6. favorite movies?
Eraserhead, Fantastic Planet
>7. can i see your tits
No
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
Pretty great, not gonna lie.
>>
how do you know this?
I'm not OP but just wondering where you got this information from
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>>729021786
I replied to every anon who answered as far as I'm aware
>>729021742
tfw my camera is actually shitty to that point
>>729021664
it's a joke fag
>>729021872
I'm not sure what language that is
Portuguese?
i'm understanding something along the lines of 'can you understand the language that I'm writing'
>>729021952
bitch who posted tits is some lifeless whore from another thread, isn't me and anyone who believes it is is reaching like all hell
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>>729021786
You're right anon, all she cared about was some guy who can't handle his weed. She'd obviously spread her legs for anyone that says they have any sort of mental illness, because she romanticizes that kinda stuff, because in "smart teens who think about important things rather than mainstream bs" always hook up with some long-haired retard in books and movies. I bet she got legit wet when he said schizophrenia.
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>>729021952
>1 French, English, Japanese, Spanish, a bit of Polish.
where are you from?
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>>729021075
Look i call myself a christian because if means the one who follows christ aka Jesus. Others followers can believe what they want , I dont care. Im just a lone christian.
What are you some kind of vegan ? They are just pigs that will have die anyways because kikes dont like ham.
I know that religion is some kind of fairytales that maybe schizophrenic pepole wrote but ..
the actions of jesus where out this world.
Being a selfless man and doing good deeds to people even if they didnt deserve to be helped.
Jesus is the example of good human that i will never be.
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OP is such a faggot.
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>>729022095
your projections are showing darling
I might as well sign every post with my name just to PLEAAASEEE this perfect anon
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>>729022075
do you speak french?
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>>729022189
ouais
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>>729022097

France (living in Japan for 7 years now)
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>>729020418
don't post that evil in here
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>>729022181
Please me, please
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>>729019940
Smarch 4th, 2017
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>>729022262
How do you say "OP is a faggot", in Japanese?
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>>729022306
hahahahhahaha fucking kek
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>>729016491
1. how many languages you speak
>English
2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
>0.6, used to be normal but over time I realised how shit and unfairly I'm treated and just want half of the scum fuckwit normies on this planet to die, and the other half to suffer
3. why do/n't you believe in a god
>I don't believe in him directly, I do believe there is some form of afterlife as I've experienced some pretty paranormal shit in my past, but I don't think there's this one 'alimighty god' that runs everything, but that said I'm not saying it doesn't exist, I just want proof that it does first
4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
>Normies/cucks are the worst time of cancer, they need to fucking die
5. what is a perfect 10 to you
>I just want a gf who can can understand things from my point of view, as long as they're above average in terms of looks otherwise then I'm set
6. favorite movies?
>Any movie that isn't a cliche piece of shit and extremely easy to predict, what's the point of watching a movie if you know what's already going to happen
7. can i see your tits
>I'm not fat enough for that, sorry
8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
>Not sure if counting when I go to piss every single time, but I try to make every excuse I can to leave the house every day even if it's just going to the shops when I don't even need anything. I wish I got in good with a group of friends at High School or something because now that I've left I'm just isolated, I'm not even a social autist or anything, I'm just not in one of "groups" of friends that has connections and shit, I try to looks for jobs and never hear back, I try to look for hobbies to do but never end up going foward, so I'm just forced to sit here until something happens, just watching all the normies out there having fun and taking shit for granted while I'm treated like shit. Maybe something will happen soon
>>
>>729016818
>on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
>3
explains
>why do/n't you believe in a god
>I do. Education
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>>729022075
>>>729021952 (You)
>bitch who posted tits is some lifeless whore from another thread, isn't me and anyone who believes it is is reaching like all hell

I'm sorry to hear that, but if you're too cheap to follow the rules don't criticize others for doing it.
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>>729016491
1. English and French

2. Uhhh 5?

3. Maybe there's a god, maybe there isn't I dunno. It is kinda hard to believe that someone created all this though

4. They seem alright. I have a bunch of friends, surprisingly. I'm not very social though, I feel like an outsider at times.

5. Pic related? I always thought Rena Nonen was pretty

6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings, Scott Pilgrim VS the World

7. Nah. Thanks for asking though

8. Sounds freaky. I don't masturbate often, so whatever.
>>
>>729022122
it's not about pigs dying. It's about enhaunting pigs and steering them to do things you like.

it's some serious shit if you ask me.

But it's alright, believe what you want. I don't care either way. Your beliefs are stil more legit than most of the ones I've ever heard of
>>
>>729022075
wtf stop pretending your op im the real op
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>>729022246
tu est OP? , de quel region viens-tu je suis curieux
>>
i'm too tired to keep this shit up
next time I'll post at the time I used to
maybe I'll get some fags who aren't new to these threads
>>
>>729022262
then why fucking polish?
>>
Anyone else skipped all blabla comments to see if nudes were provided?
>>
I like the combination of France and french
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>>729016491
i'm not posting any more than this and i didn't read any posts of other anons, because i can't compete. i just want to tell you, that you are beautiful and i love you
>>
>>729016491
are you Koko?
>>
>>729022450
When do you usually post?
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>>729022325

Written in phonetic : OP wa kuchi dake no yatsu da.

litterally means OP only has a big mouth.
>>
>>729022075
yeah, that was Portuguese, I live in Brazil, no, we don't have monkeys for pet
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>>729022427
wtf stop pretending your op im the real op
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>>729022518
are you writing from some rainbow gathering or something?
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>>729022075
>bitch who posted is a lifeless whore
>calls herself a lifeless whore
Was it OP, guys?
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>>729022457

Studied it and went to Poland a couple times in highschool, best booze + sex experience of my life as a teenager.
>>
>>729022565
>OP only has a big mouth.
it's only a first half then
the other should be
"...so that he can fit a great many dicks in there"
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>>729022616
thats the girl in OP.

I think it might be an ugly chick using someone elses pics
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>>729021331
>>729021952
HA! GOT YOU
YOU FUNKIN. IDIOT!
>>
>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
3
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
0.5/0.4 i guess
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
because they is no reason why should i, i don't fool myself
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
fucking normies Reeee. It's terrible most if the people clothes himself same, hearing the same music, having the same life. Indivuality is rare in these days
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
having a cool charackter and looking good. someone i can chill and does not getting mad after every little shit
>6. favorite movies?
dony darko, evil dead 2, alien, star wars 4 would i say unprompted
>7. can i see your tits
no
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
it's okay
>>
>>729022718
you're a language badass, dude
>>
hope only afool would believe thes stories applies to you
>>
I know english, some french and italian and, belive it or not, romanian.
>>
>>729022414
Yes.
Life in nature is just kill , eat , fuck , sleep and die .
I just want to believe that theres more than that and that people can have peace in a "heaven"
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Hey OP, do this
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>>729022389
It wasn't him. It was me.
Diodaaa
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>>729022719

then : OP wa dekachin wo shaburu kuchi dake no yatu da.

means OP only has a mouth that sucks big dicks.

Can't get much closer than that, japanese is one of the languages most bereft of cursewords I know. In french we have fucking dictionaries dedicated to cursewords....
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>>729022075
It wasn't her. Is was me. I drew u a but rember.
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>>729022959
Wrrrryyyyy
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>>729017760
lmao omfg kewl lingo!

>Kill yourself
>>
>>729022616
OP here. You got me.
Thing is I can't post nudes. My body is a disgusting pile of STDs.
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>>729022794

Sorry dude, I'm guy #2, guy #1 is someone else.
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>>729022835

Pretty much the only thing I was ever good at/interested in. Very much worth it too, I've had the chance to travel a lot.
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>>729016491
Wtf?? Delilah?
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>>729022959

Kek, my bad.
>>
Any 19-21yo femanons here?
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>>729023083

I've never seen a picture of an STD before, post some for interest.
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>>729023083
interested
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>>729023380
yea femanon here whats up
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>>729016491
I literally just noticed how you put "slightly autistic" on your drawing. You should keep putting that in your posts doe so it's easier to look for when I hop on /b/
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>>729023595
tits
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>>729023380
I'm only 14 ;(
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>>729016491
1. how many languages you speak
2
2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
1
3. why do/n't you believe in a god
science and memes
4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
'other' humans?
5. what is a perfect 10 to you
>you. nice person, good personality, good looks, tons of things in common
6. favorite movies?
7. can i see your tits
not much to show since i'm a skinny dude
8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
well shit
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>>729023678
it's perfect age for many anon
>>
>attentionwhore thread
>237 replies

I hate neo /b/
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>>729023678

Sorry, but reported.
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>>729023648
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>>729023768
>I hate neo /b/
>neo /b/
you hate yourself
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>>729023687
>you
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>>729023808
;(
>>
>>729023595
Proof then talk?
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>>729023768

old /b/ would have been full of whiteknights fagging up the place.
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>>729023678
ey bb was ur name
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>>729023836
Damnit. I've seen this gif many times, but I really wanted to see it right now...
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>>729023882
I'm Femanon. You?
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>>729023768

Oh yeah right, things were so much better when people kept posting NEDMs or camouflaged rickrolls and goatses all fucking day long.
/b/ has changed, but it hasn't gotten better or worse, just the same done by different people.
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>>729016491
I'm vegan
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>>729023938
timestamp
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>>729023938
No you faggot
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>>729023854

Just don't say your age next time...
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>>729023924
https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c7212c239e1
here is the original and in full lenght
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>>729024068
>>729024078
>>
*scrolls down the thread for 10 seconds, only sees man-tits*

Fuck you OP. You and your potato cam GTFO
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>>729019736
That's from a different that was up not too long ago
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>>729024078
please bb girl
>>
>>729016491
>"Slightly autistic"
Autism is the least of your mental illness, OP
>>
>>729019736

Football titties.
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>>729024986
lmfao
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/ɑp ɪz ə ˈfægət/
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>>729016491
>2, starting with my 3rd
>1 I guess, I just have moderate depression (diagnosed obviously)
>If God really existed, he would have extincted our ass a long time ago.
>The majority is fucking stupid, there's very few people I stand.
>I'm not very demanding about the body, I prefer slim white girls, but I don't have a "10". She has to be smart tho, preferably smarter than me.
>Not really a movie guy, but I'd say Ghost in the shell (1995)
>No
>I want to kill myself
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>>729023841
>Neo /b/

Cringy af
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>>729016491
Welcome back OP. You were missed :)
>1. 1.
>2. 1.
>3. I don't believe in a God because the entire concept is preposterous.
>4. As a whole, I hate all humans and invite an asteroid.
>5. Someone who can really see me.
>6. Too hard to pick. I run a cinema and write scrips kek.
>7. Maybe next time.
>8. Depressing.
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>>729025738
>Cringy af
Cringe.
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>>729023924
there
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>>729026176
Do people really find this shit attractive?
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>>729026176
There is a god after all....
Thanks anon-kun
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>>729026348
I bet your like traps.
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>>729026468
>your
get out.
>>
>>729026349
>There is a god after all....
this must be the worst god of them all
we are all doomed toys if you're right
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>>729026515
My point still stands, you have to be a literal gay to not find that attractive holy shit.
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>>729022616
Ayyyyyy lmao
>I made that thread
This thread is basically the same thing if you think about it
>>
>>729016491
that fella has a cute hat OP
>>
>>729026618
you are retarded or something
>>
>>729026618
agreeing.
>>
>>729026618

you have to be a virgin cave man living in mother basement to find this attractive , for fuck sake , you can find better tits on the corner bar. fucking hell. go kill yourself
>>
Thread is disappoint. Minimal OP interaction ;(
>>
>>729026805
Found the faggot.
>>
1. English is it, although I've studied Spanish and Chinese
2.I believe I'm a 0
3.I do believe in God
4. I genuinely hate most people
5. A perfect 10 could shit in my mouth if she wanted and I would let her. There aren't many but there are a few. Kate Upton or Emma Watson or Mia Malkova come close.
6. Always enjoyed Home Alone
7. I only have nipples, they aren't much to see
8. It's easy to be pleasured. It's a great stress relief or feel good after a long, shitty day.
>>
>>729026888
I was going to insult you but trips :(((((
>>
>>729016491
first of all, you shouldnt be on 4chan. /b is not for children. Youre underage. Do yor parents know you're looking at pictures of dick?
>>
>>729026981
There's no need to be upset nor to insult me, I was just stating a couple facts, it's totally okay to be homosexual you even got the law on your side now.
>>
>>729026888
yes, its just between your computer and the chair.
>>
1. how many languages you speak
>1, I'm lazy/retarded with languages
2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
>I'd say a solid 4.5
3. why don't you believe in a god
>Never had a reason to put my faith into a religion, I see why people would but I don't think it would help me at all
4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
>Depends, but for the most part I'd say that most are well intentioned but fuck up way too much for me to want to spend time with
5. what is a perfect 10 to you
>slim/medium, hair colour and eyes aren't important to me, having independant creative interests are a must for me
6. favorite movies?
>haven't seen many films recently, so I wouldn't be able to make a good choice tbh
7. can i see your tits
>nah you're alright, man tits aren't that useful around here
8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
>fairly okay to be honest
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>>729027045
Leave her be.
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>>729026888
>>729026618
You have to be a virgin to actually be attracted to fat rolls in a fucking pig.
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>>729027063
Well, not in Russia...
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>>729016491
1. how many languages you speak
- 2
2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
- 2 again

3. why do/n't you believe in a god
no proof for it, but a few against it?

4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
- many different personalities yet everyone just like each other

5. what is a perfect 10 to you
- just in my head

6. favorite movies?
- too many... cool world, american history x, thinner, butterfly effect, a clockwork orange, reqiuem for a dream, trainspotting, ...

7. can i see your tits
- not today

8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
- i have no idea
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>>729016491
>be me
>see thread
>nothing of value
>abandonthread.jpg
>later
>thread still active
>come back
>still no sharpie in pooper
tfw is wrong with femanons nowadays?
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>>729027105
Mmh mh, tell me more.
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>>729016491
>1. how many languages you speak
Two, they are English and Portuguese. The latter being my native tongue.
>2. on a scale of 0 to 1 how mentally ill are you
Enough to be here I guess
>3. why do/n't you believe in a god
I don't believe in a god because I'm skeptical
>4. what do you think of the other humans outside of this shithole
I think they are tryin their best to be happy in this collapsing reality
>5. what is a perfect 10 to you
I like many body types really
>6. favorite movies?
Don't actually remember any
>7. can i see your tits
No, for your own wellness
>8. what's it like in a world where your dick leaves your pants more often than you leave your house
Well, I haven't killed myself so far...
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>>729027246
>fat
>attractive

You can't be serious.
>>
guys, in all honesty: do you actually believe there are proofs againt the existence of god?

what kind of proof could ever give a definite answer here?

I mean, I'm an atheist, but I can clearly understand that's as belief-based as believing in any religion
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>>729027427
4/10
>>
>>729016491
tek oot benis wench
>>
>>729027603
>he actually replied
Anon..
>>
>>729027427
I agree with you that atheism is as belief based as any religion. The deeper you travel the rabbit hole you realize science has giant leaps of faith it must make as well, and in the end religion actually requires smaller leaps of faith.

That being said, I'm always amazed that atheist focus so much on the existence of God when you have a claim that a man came back from the dead. If you're truly curious and not just trolling, I would focus more on the historical "proof" we have surrounding the 4 gospel accounts and whether Jesus' resurrection was legit or not. If it was, then the belief that God exists and all the rest follows pretty easily.
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>>729023836
What happen to Jesus?
>>
>>729027851
well, considering that the gospels were written 400 years after his death I don't really see much room for proofs here.

I'm just confused, you know. 90% of people coming here say they have proofs of non-existrence of gods. It's pure bullshit
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>>729027851
3/10
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