If you can't get laid why not get a hooker and skip all

It sure beats having your first time being akward and bad best go to a hooker and learn the basics there first

I've got a full-time hooker; it's called a wife.

i don't care

>>729007361
Wouldn't it be more suitable to be in a comfortable relationship for hour first time?

>>729007434
That's more expensive than hiring a hooker every week.

>>729007236
where can i find one?

I pee on all the hookers I dont fuck

>>729007434
share some pics with us

>>729007236
It's not legal here. If you get caught they take your car, and then the local news broadcasts your name, age, and city.

>>729007434
pics or it didn't happen

>>729007434

Newsflash: you're the real whore in that relationship

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>>729007489
Mine makes the money, I'm technically the hooker

>>729007489
I guess it works out different for people i just wish i would have went to a hooker the first time before the real thing

>>729007541

Nice

>>729007506
Try craigslist. Adultwork in Europe.

>>729007541
This. Else I'd be getting a few hookers if my dry spells lasted more than 6 months.

>>729007236

Feminist 2: Hookers are a byproduct of misogyny

....

It's legal to rape in India and Saudi Arabia

cause i'm divorced and broke, so I just use Craiglist, but can only find guys..but at least it's sex. still better than jerking off.

>>729009611
And if I'm being honest, once the dick's in the mouth, whatever. Not like I wasn't closing my eyes and imaging it was Scarlett Johanssen with my wife too.

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Hooker thread? Hooker dump of my fav girls.

>>729009916
How old are you, how many hookers have you been to and how much money have you wasted?

>>729010082
32, lost count, and well off enough to know that experiences beat buying useless shit.

>>729007434
Is this a bumper sticker or a facebook post?
It sounds like one of those.

>>729007236
Joke's on you, I got laid last night. :^)

>>729010416
dick in chicken breast doesnt count

>>729007361
this I was with 15 hookers before my first and was confident as fuck.

29 kv
legal here but i am not nervous to be one on one with someone, even a hooker

how do you get over this

Cause I don't have €50

>>729010915
Take cialas

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>>729007236

>>729007236
how does this even work. the stree hookers do not go with anyone without a car, even if you have enough money. And I have no idea how to find those that work at their own homes, as those take only clients from people they know or who were sent by people their know .

>>729007236
>If you can't get laid why not get a hooker and skip all the bullshit?

because Hooker = Bullshit.

Prostitution is overrated. You pay big bucks to insert your penile penor into a trainwrecked vagoo, and then leave and feel depressed, tired, and more lonely than ever.

There's only a single reason why hookers exist: faggots whose ultimate life meaning is placing the dick in some vajayjay.

Hookers just take advantage of sub-human literal fuckers.

>>729011770
You can travel to them in their apartment or get them to come to your place.

i'm too cheap for a hooker. i belong on Extreme Cheapskates, i have a hard time spending money.

i quit smoking cold turkey simply because it became too expensive, that's how cheap i am.

>>729012069
ok, but how do you know how and where to contact them or even find those contacts. If you call a brothel number and militia finds out you go to jail. If the brothel doesn't know you number they just won't pick up and I can't get a hooker to my parents place one of them is always at home.

>>729011802
>sub-human literal fuckers

Summer is coming

truly a pathetic bunch on here

>>729012286
Don't live in a third world country.

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>>729007236
I never liked to settle for anything. I am too proud like that.
I'd much rather die a virgin than pay for sex, and in fact at 32 I think I will.

>>729013856
Also I'll be completely honest: I find vaginas pretty disgusting.

>>729013637
I don't ,prostitution is just illegal here.

>>729012286
your first question about not having a car made it seem like you knew where to find prosties you just couldn't pick em up. in which case i suggest walking up to them. now that you want someone to hold your hand and guide your dick into one, give me your address so i can find your nearest hooker

>>729012286
>no car
>lives with parents
>no earthly idea how to approach a hooker
it's spring break alright

>>729014127
>>729014257
I can't walk much without a cane, and I would not pass the yearly health check to keep a driving license.

And yes I do live with my parents, my pension is not high enough for me to buy or support my own house or flat.

>>729013900

so gay
(even if most of them actually are)

>>729014480
if your pension is high enough to get a hooker, it's high enough to get one of those hourly motels that usually happen to be near where one finds hookers. funny how that works

>>729014681
Sadly pensions in my country are not actual money. I have something like a debit card, for which I can buy stuff like food, drugs, pay rent or pay for school, bus/train tickets etc. But if I buy alcohol with it or buy something that is not on the list of the things I can buy, they will stop paying the pension. To get something like a PC, I have to write and send a form, and can only buy it if the rent office says I do realy need it.
So paying hookers with a rent card is out of question. I do have some actual money I gather each day from buying stuff for my parents, but it is not much and I generaly spend it on books.
I like books a lot, but I wouldn't mind trying sex at least one time, before I stop walking at all.

>>729007489
Comfortable? No matter what, the first time won't be comfortable. Better you go with some hooker who might even be able to help you with the techniques

>>729014681
Ah and hour motels do no exist here. We have two types of hotels worker hotels, where to register you have to show an ID and permit from work that you need somewhere to sleep, it has to have all your data what factory you work at etc. The other type of hotels cost a lot and are ment for tourists, and here you also need an ID. You can buy a room in one for 24 hours minimum. Or to be more precise you will pay for 24 hours no matter how long you stayed in one. And because the prices are ment for foreigners and turists, one day probably costs more then a hooker.

>>729007361
Some folks do this for their sons, it is a the onset of becoming a man. A father will take his son to a brothel and pay for his 1st time as a gift.