Can I drop hang myself with this? 5"11, 167 lbs. ideally:

>>728999990
hahah manlet

P.s. Could double braid it.

>>728999990
You could always try!

>>729000037
Delusional

Death by hanging is a precise science, it depends on the length of the rope whether or not you break your neck or decapitate yourself or do nothing on the drop.

>>729000096
Lmao I just really don't want to be 'rescued' this time. I have to do it off a bridge. No good trees in Florida; no good ANYTHING in Florida.

>>729000135
I don't really mind asphyxiating, I just need it to work within a minute or so.

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>>728999990
this may be helpful
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>>729000037
>five foot eleven
>manlet
wut

>>729000296
King Manlet

>>729000201
Just know your body goes into 'fight or flight' while you're choking. So it won't be pretty. I suggest looking up some old documentation on height/weight and rope length for death by hanging. Probably best to go a little extra length, decapitation is instant death.

>>729000296
Fuck you and your hotline. Currently getting ready.

>>729000201
If you hang yourself off a height like a bridge with long rope around your neck, you will break your body/neck or spine due to the force and die painfully, I doubt it will instant.

>>729000402
Going off a bridge on the turnpike via "conduit rail". Just hope everything holds. Don't care about mess. Not my problem~

>>728999999
Oh shit

>>729000476
Then you should google something sometime you fucking idiot.

>>729000499
make two ropes for double the hanging, also post pix

>>729000424
oh well, I tried
if you are killing yourself I'd prefer to aim a shot through the back of the head, if you hit the medulla oblongata you wouldn't be able to feel pain as far as I know

not sure if a small firearm would be obtainable though

>>728999990
Don't break your neck, just hang off slowly. You can have one final fap and drift off into unconsciousness on your final orgasm

>>729000574
Obtainable? Are you fucking retarded?

>>729000532
Why are you calling me a fucking idiot, I'm not OP trynah commit suicide, there's probably a better way to die instantly and without much pain.

>>729000655
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/obtainable
are you?

>>728999990
breaking your neck is going to make your last moments way more painful, instead plan for asphyxiation and you'll be out in about 10 seconds. dead in about 10 minutes from blood loss to the brain but you'll be unconscious long before then.

>>728999990
>want to fucking die
>have a bunch of younger brothers
just kill me pls

>>729000598
Best friend died of strangulation slowly. Did not get his last final explosion.
He did suffer though. So if you're gonna drop better drop from high and tie the noose right you fucking faggot

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>>728999990
No but you can hang with me?

Why skimp on the rope? That rope says it has a 362 pound working load. The force of dropping 160 pounds far enough to break a neck exceeds 360 pounds.

>>729000158
What part of Florida? 850 reporting in

>>729001036
Also 850 reporting in

>>729000931
That's all I can find at Walmart at 430am. Just finished double braiding it tho~

gay

>>729001324
Correct

>>729001236
Take a quick second to look into the future, 20 years from now. A time where this depressive shit will be over. You'll thank yourself for not offing yourself. But you're not going to see that future if you kill yourself.

There's the attention you were wanting now go to bed

>>729001489
Fuck off and Going In 10.
Check central Florida news for turnpike

>>728999990
Have you tried not being in florida

Np pics, or time stamp.. i call bs. but op dont do it. People love you

>>729001770
If you're going to kill yourself, try to enjoy it at the very least

Sell your shit, do something cool with it, and then see if you still want to kill yourself

If you still do, fuck it, off yourself right there, but do something like that first, you may as well do something cool before you die

>>729000402
When my uncle hung himself the doctor said he really wanted to do it because there were no signs of a struggle ie: nail marks or skin under nails that are normally found when someone fights for life whilst hanging

>>729001142
Oh shit nigga. Panama city here.

>>729002224
Already have. It's been a year and I'm back to nothing

Hopefully this works y'all. I'm drunk and ready to head out bye

>>729001236
Post pic

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>>728999990
>362lb safe working load
>167lb man
force = mass * acceleration
gravity == 9.8m/s^2 acceleration
you're going to be snapping the rope long before you're hitting a velocity that'll snap your neck

>>729002686
Seven hundred and twenty nine million, two thousand six hundred and eighty six

Checked

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>>729002884
Close

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>>728999990
That rope is shit. It stretches too much like a bunny. You need low stretch

>>729003085
Bungy

>>729002498
Family or friends? Someone you know killing themselves always leaves a blemish on your psyche and concerns about whether or not you could have prevented it had you acted differently. It'd suck to do that to anyone who cares about you.

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rolling

That rope might stretch.
You would look like a bungee noob

>>729003240
It looks like she's trying to headbang but a dick is in the way

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>>729003496
lol

>>729000737
He means that it's Florida. I'm kind of surprised they don't just give people guns for free there.

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>>729003496

Kek

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motherfuck

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>>729003640
Oh shit nigga

>>729003666
Go home Satan

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>>729003670
we have such fun

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>>729003716
SHITTTTTT IT HAPPENED

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>>729003716
FUCK YEAH

>>729003719
We really do

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>>729003776
I have faith in you, /b/rother

>>729003776
motherfuck

>>729003826
thanks anon, means a lot to me

rolling for >>729003888

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>>729003776
guess I'm just off by one today

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>>729002287
I used to live in PCB, Crestview now.

>>728999990
Amateurs. Get something that applies a good blood choke and you'll be out like a light in 10 seconds. After that your brain will be oxygen deprived and will die within 4 minutes. You'll be asleep and you won't feel a thing. You can do this with your feet able to touch the ground. Just gotta out weight on it until you pass out. Come on now

>>729004064
How I do dis?

>>729004358
Damn son. Shits getting crazy in pcb right now, 4 people shot in less than three weeks

>>728999990
I'm in FL and can help you carry it out.

>>729004451
Yeah, it's nuts. Wasn't it 2015 where they had one shooting after another?

It's not Chiraq ridiculous, but it's still ridiculous. I carry occasionally, but not for shooting random jackasses I get into a disagreement or wtfe.

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>>728999990
also this

>>729000158
Nothing wrong with an older oak tree.

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>>729004358
Hey guys Destin here

>>729004798
Don't be racist, pine will work, too.

>>729004865
How's it going, FL anon?

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>>729004951
Can't fucking sleep

>>729004451
Buy two guns so you can outgun any1.

>>729004865

Oh snap, Gulf Breeze!

Don't be such a faggot OP. Even a 12 year old girl could figure this shit out. Right Caitlin? Caitlin?
Hold on I think my kid is still outside and it's getting dark I should go get her.
"CAITLIN! !"

>>729005111
WTH I've never seen anyone from the area before. I used to make threads and they'd always die.

>>729001236
Boating section, anchor or dock line.

>>729005190
Yeah, this is pretty crazy. What do you do Destin anon?

>>729004869
Ehh weak branches on pine trees.

>>728999990
Just dont sleep. You will forget about your worries

>>729005312
Nothing exciting. Office job.

>>729002826
Working load is like 10 to 15 percent of breaking strength dumbass.

>>729005057
Ugh, I should've been to sleep 2hrs ago, too.

Something keeping you up, bud?

Op, how's the pay at your job and any single qts there?

Hook a bro up with your job, you won't need it anymore.

>>729005312
He's a arms smuggler and partially responsible for the recent rash of shootings in PCB. Nbd.

>>729005531
I let my schedule get out of whack. Stayed up drinking when I had to work in the morning too many times, started taking naps after work because I was so tired. Nap after work = can't get to sleep when it makes sense too, cycle continues.

>>729003085
This...

https://static01.nyt.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0116table.jpg

>>729005659
Not exactly true but I did live in PCB for a while and I have worked in a gun shop so you get partial credit

>>729002287
Pensacola reporting in

This thread is making me want to pull the trigger - to get away from all the faggots trying to talk OP out of it.

Like really niggers if he wants to die fucking let him. This world isn't for everyone.

>>729005672
It's a nasty cycle to be sure.

CCW?

>>729000476

You don't know how hanging works, do you?

They aren't supposed to strangle, the neck is supposed to break and cause near instant death. You fucking retard.

>>729005895
We should just start a FLfag thread. That's 4 panhandle anons.

>>728999990

>Wants to hang themselves
>Buying the cheapest, shittiest, Walmart rope they can find.

You are retarded.

Up don't forget to write a good suicide note. Throw in a few 4Chan sayings in it.

Goodbye and good luck man.

>>729005961
>CCW

Nah. Always thought it'd be cool to have but I guess it hasn't been high enough on my list to actually get it done. I honestly wouldn't have much use for it anyway. I own a gun for home protection and I think they're an interesting hobby but I'm not super enthusiastic about it. I haven't even fired mine in years.

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>>729004358
How old are you guys? 39 here

>>729006166
Ah, I just saw you reply to that other anon about the gun shop and thought you might. I'm not as crazy about it as I used to be. Still enjoy plinking though.

>>729006242
29

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>>729006014
NOW 5. Pensacola here.

>>729006393
...mother of god.

There's never this many panhandle anons on.

>>729006433
And at such a stupid hour.

>>729006475
Ikr?

5AM is not at all what I would've guessed. Maybe it's just insomniacs in the panhandle.

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>>729006475
let's all be pals.

>>729006551
I wouldn't mind it if I could just start drinking but I have to work in a few hours so that would not be wise.

>>728999990
i dont see why your not springing for a really nice gun or a helium tank

how much money you have isnt going to matter if your dead, sell your possesions and blow your savings

>>729006730
This is the panhandle thread now gtfo

>>729006607
We could be the bestest friends there ever were.

>>729006711
Shit sucks, not much to be done but slam some powerade and pop a couple aspirin.

I've tried the hair of the dog, but it still catches up with you, and I don't want to come off as sloppy while I'm working either.

Somebody needs to make a panhandle thread.

>>729006607
Sure why not

>>729006778
Who knew panhandle anons were so morbid.

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>>729006943
P.S. Panhandle thread: >>729006932

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Is OP kil or is that faggot still pussyfooting around?

>>729007559
He was never real, it was viral marketing for Wal-Mart's outdoor department.

>>728999990
Depends on how far you drop. You weigh significantly more than 167lbs when you're in freefall, and you have to exceed a certain amount of torque in order to break your neck.

The threshold to break your neck is higher than the 362lb capacity of the rope.

>To break the neck of a human, 1,000 to 1,250 foot-pounds of torque is considered sufficient. When hanging someone, a typical drop of 5 to 9 feet is enough to generate the force required to break the neck when the person hits the end of the rope.

>>728999990
Corporate America makes everything like shit these days. I wouldn't trust it.

>>728999990
Nah, looks like it would dig in more then snap. Go for something a bit thicker/sturdy

Also bad luck not getting >>728999999