Help me /b/ I'm in love with my 13 year old neighbour (pic

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I remember this pasta

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Reported to the FBI. Have fun in the pokey faggot.

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Eh ......I'm not sure when I seen this to?

>>728996359
Loving those tabs <3

I'm pretty sure that you'll destroy her life

Not fake ........busted

>>728996359
Lol those tabs

"has helped me through my depressions and anxieties" hope you die with this shit
You're a piece of shit. I've seen a lot of looser here but you're the worst
And you look taller in the pic, fucking fag

>>728996628
How? If anything i made her life so nuch better. Shes got a guy she can rely on for anything and love her unconditionally. We're meant for each other

>>728996890
I was wearing dress shoes that had elevated heels and padding. I was about 5'5" in the pic.

>>728996220
OP
check it out
I have an idea
ok
so you go over there
to her parents
and you say
"I'm your fucking daughter"
say it like that
then start shaking your head and crying
they will realize you are mentally ill and invite you in and hug you and tell you it's ok
see that
they just said it's ok
then you continue as normal
and if anything happens you can say you told them
when they say you didn't you say "oh I confused those words together? I thought I had your permission"
see that there
brilliant right?
it's bulletproof
lol who am I kidding you're a pedo and I hope you rot in hell, you're definitely going to get busted

>>728997168
>"I'm your fucking daughter"
OK, OP here.

I will go to neighbors, and say:
"I'm your fucking daughter"

then what?
will they adopt me, and help me transition from manlet to translet?

>>728997125
Why? because you're an adult lol I'm the same age and I see a 13yo girl as a baby
You'll manipulate her and it's not a healthy relationship, belive me, i've been in this situation before

>>728997422
then kys

>>728996220
What's the age of consent where you live?

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Kentucky
14.
I have to wait a full year, but I am not sure I can

>>728996220
Dan Frederking

>>728997911
It's 16

How old are you OP?

"She came into my life several years ago"
fucking bastard
she helped you with your white shit when she was what? 8?

>>728996220
Psy major here, yeah you're delusional dude gt some help(mental)

>>728996220
Hey, I think I recognize her. Yeah, I'm friends with her folks and you're reported to the FBI.

Fake and gay

No common this guy has put a real good /b/ story on here I'd love to see this guy get ass fucked in the solitude but common lets just eat this shit up don't put him down to a state that fuck nuts here goes away

I was concerned about this post, so I traced OP.
> Tommy Koehnen
> lives in Cottage Grove, MN, 55016
> actually 19 or 20

This is a sick man that must be stopped.

Dddddaaaaaaammmmnnnn busted again shit is real

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>>728996220
Samefag larping to frame someone who stole his bf

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thank you kind sir.

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>>728997168
Its fumy how easy and butthurt /b/tards get over underage girls. Its just like they like to act edgy and fap to traps and furry porn then cry when an actual human female is mentioned. Kek


Go cry some more sjw moralfags

>>728999046
Green text never lies! Get him.

>>728997911
Do it brother, it's worth the wait!
1 year will pass fast, just focus on other things besides sex, you can still do many other things that will help the time pass faster.

I know that this is shit copypasta and all, but if there is someone in a relationship with someone who is almost an adult, this is for you.

Fucking hell what has 4 chan devolved into everyone tipping each over to the FBI now, I remember where you could kill someone and show the pics and no one would care, instead of giving actuall advice to him like saying ''wait till she can give consent'' everyone says ''Im gunna kall ze fbi!!!!''

>>728999094
I'm not butthurt m8 just story here is more interesting to watch

>>728999204
>14
>adult

>>728998952
Maybe we should send a FBI tip?

>>728996220
If that's actually your girlfriend and you are 25 and she is 13 why aren't you wearing a monster energy drink hat?

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Fuck nuggets it already happend

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>>728999242
no tipping FBI here sir!!

>>728998952
Hold up I'm gonna search this man on FB right now, anyone wanna join and see what they find?

>>728999402
Post a realistic epic to much work for meh

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/Thread

>>728996628
Different situation, but I dated a girl that was 14 when i was 20. She was kind of poor and her family were a bunch of drug addicts. I used to bring her to the country with my family and provide her with clothes and all kinds of stuff. Plus I got to do basically whatever I wanted to her so... BTW she's doing quite well these days. Seperated from her shitty family and in a commited relationship with a retarded beta she'll be able to milk for years.

>>728996220
well it's pretty simple, you can't make her of legal age so when she's at least 16 you should both tell her parents together.

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>>728998952
FOUND TOMMY! Guess where he is in this pic.

Lmao.
Just fill every hole of hers with your semen.

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Give here just something special. Maybe like this

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Where to stubern to look at pick closer

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Impressive.

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What a fucking waste

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Checkkkkd

Dude.. I am so sorry for you.

If you are truly honest, I can't tell you you should not love her.
Civilisations put rules on love, but love don't listen it. Love only listen your heart..

When two people fall in love (I'm talking about true love), no one can stop it!
But if you want to spend your life with her, and have sensual moments, I think you should wait until her "sexual majority". Like that, it will be ok for laws!

For the Parent's problem, I think you can tell them, but only the "love" part, not the sensual part.
If they are understanding people, they should accept it, for the happiness of their daughter.

I disagree with what others said here: you're not a bastard, because love can't be controlled. I want to believe you are honest and you don't manipulate her, but I think you are a good person :)

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checked!

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>>728996220
If real, OP WAIT TILL SHE 18, THEN MARRY HER.

Get a job meanwhile, stable career, try and support her when she comes of age.

Don't be a faggot.

If you fuck her, wait as long as possible, try to keep this legal.

I'm curious if the faggot who is reposting this copypasta is the same guy. Either way, he probably still browses /b/.

So if your out there, or for that matter TO ANY PEDOFAG IN THIS SITUATION, don't fuck her till it's legal, marry her when 18, focus on getting a job till then to support her.

Don't tell parents until after she's agreed to want to marry you. Get a job before you tell them. Make it clear you will take care of their daughter.

>>728997422
Do you have a job?

Offer to marry her when she turns of age.

Tell the parents when she turns 16.

First off, don't listen to anyone who says "seek help"... Society doesn't know what to do with pedos, so the first thing someone is gonna do once they find out your secret is report you to the police and shit will just go downhill from there...

1. if you truly love her, then wait.
2. Avoid temptation.. Don't be a dumbass, you know damn good and well that cuddling leads to you know what.

That's my advice.

>>728999999
THIS ONE DESERVE A BAN DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME MODS

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cheked'em

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Checked

i know what you should do
1. don't fuck her until legal
2. teach her shit and make her smart
3. be careful as fuck

>>728999999
Hexes means OP has to rape her

>>728996359
Noob, op was clearly joking. Maybe your little white brain couldn't comprehend the joke or maybe you have down syndrome, either way, you should probably kys. hisssss newby get off my website

>>729000636
But have you ever made sweet passionate love to a 12/13 year old girl?

Its the thing legends are made of

>>729000989
What's up with all the anti white post tonight? Is trumblr leaking?

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Dibs on white headband

Op here's a great idea, shoot up her school and she'll think you're super cool for killing all the autistic kids and she'll let you bust her guts with that "donkey dick" of yours

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>le epic 13yo gril story bait thread xDDD
>le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD

You're a piece of shit, op. If I was the child's father, I'd cut your fucking head off.

>>728996220
living the dream my man.

you simply must perform cunnilingus on her before she gets older. imagine the memories.

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