>be me >n00b in Chicago South Loop >find a small brown

>>728995615
how about you open the fucking container number one
number two ever heard of a drug testing kit?

>>728995615
thats a cum jar fag

>>728995615
cocaine or Ket

>>728995615
just do a line and see what happens pussy

>>728995923
That's what I would do. Just find out.

>>728995615
Mfw someone I knew would leave vials of powder around public places filled with various poisons.

>>728995615
used to put small chunks of cleaning crystal in wee zip lock bags and leave them under a bench outside the shop i worked at. me and the other staff would take bets on how long before a junkie took the bag thinking it was crack.
good times.

do a line OP. only way to be sure

>>728995615
Lol. That is not what you think it is dumbass. If this is real this is great.

>>728995615
that looks like chemicals man

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>>728996433
Doin god's work, son

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Don't want to just rip a line because as the above have shown, could be poison, here is a pic of the actual stuff if it helps

>>728997214
looks like chemicals or really pure coke...probably some sort of weird chem..

test that shit

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>>728995717

pcp?

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Duly noted, should just test it. Should I get a kit from a store, or should I just do the chlorine test/ wash with acetone?

>>728997214
Thanks for showing us a pic of white shit on a white surface. Very helpful.

Just do a line, faggot.

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>>728997326

Y'all are fuckin stupid

That's salt

>>728997455
Buy a kit online

>>728995615
>find bottle with unknown white powder
>taste it
>snort some
>rub on gums
go to the next church and pray it's not some sort of poison
jesus, you're proof darwin was right

go pour that stuff in a glass of water and drink it.

>>728997455
you don't ask a dog to take soil samples to the testing lab
he sniffs that shit
while on fire
it'll go to your brain and your BRAIN will tell you what it is
best testing lab on the planet

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>>728997455

shoot up a gram and tell up what happens

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>>728997564

>>728995615
Nigga you just ingested weapons grade anthrax

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>>728997514

Enjoy your meth bro

>>728995615
sodium bicarbonate

op, there are cities closed down due to a letter with white powder in it, and you motherfucking snorted some?
how many chromosomes do you have?

>>728997214
It's calcium hydroxide

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Darwin would be pleased to know that I did not just rip that shit, I am fully aware my brain will answer all questions, but I am fairly attached to my mortal body. I'd agree it's salt except it burns. Dissolves in water.

>>728995615
>salty
I think it's salt, OP. Fine salt.

>>728997939
Put it on alfoil and heat it up, does it turn into liquid ?

why the fuck would we be able to identify a white crystalline structure with a fucking picture dipshit. Get a testing kit if you really wanna know and fuck off.

>>728995615
Thats lime you fucking moron.

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And fucking idiot, who's going to waste anthrax on a random stranger? It obviously hasn't killed me yet. Calcium hydroxide you say? They left it on a parking meter, next to a orange juice cap. It was 8:30 pm when I found it.

>>728998266
the way it sticks into the inside of that bottle and the texture that you can observe along with the description should tell you that it's baking soda.

>>728998555
Close but no. Its lime

>>728998645
wow. ty.

>>728998555
Baking soda is far finer then this.

Is this thread pasta? Just got deja vu.

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>>728998555
MFW you have literally no idea what you're talking about, are talking out of your asshole and yet.. trips.

Chicago south side?
thats fucking powdered AIDS

>>728998673
I already told you that bitch >>728997920

could be rat poison ... some motherfucker trying to kill homeless people by leaving fake drugs around and they kill themselves with it

>>728998545
Don't lie. You would if you could.

>>728998545
>who's going to waste anthrax on a random stranger
Someone who knows that there are literal idiot that will pick up and consume any sketchy substance they find.

There's a reason Americans are laughed at

>>728998699
It's almost like digits are completely meaningless.
Or Kek is truly a god of chaos.

Also checked.

>>728998545
Nigger>>728998192
Does it smoke up or what when heated

>>728998789
>There's a reason Americans are laughed at
Americans are sleeping. We are Euros.

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Alright, y'all have been helpful, even the faggots. I'm content that somebody probably left it because they knew it was shit, but I'll run a test on it just in case, cause I crave that mineral.

>>728995615
Could be acid, not the drug, but the corrosive.
Could be toxic.
Could be anything, and you, like an idiot, are TASTING IT!?
How dumb are you?

>>728998891
>OP
>n00b in Chicago South Loop
>We are Euros
There's also a reason why eurofags are laughed at

>>728998699
>>728998555
>>728998830
you guys all look like you have aids

>>728999169
Crazy intuitive, knowing what I look like on an anonymous image board. Impressive.

put some in your eye

>>728997584
If science wasn't pure, failure wouldn't be an option

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>>728998933
>acid, not the drug, the corrosive.
its bait and ur dumb on top of getting baited.

>>728999545
>anonymous

if it makes your mouth kind of numb it could be cocaine, or if it has a kind of acetone smell
if it smells like vinegar it could be heroin. but heroin is usually a brownish colour, not really a pure white colour. but there is 'heroin' (whether its heroin or not though) that is white.

if it was a drug that looks like meth more then anything. maybe cocaine or some some of bath salt/random chemical drug though since it's more glassy and crystal looking.
meth/RCs aren't usually salty but taste kind of weird distinct taste.

i doubt someone would leave a stash of coke/meth like that in a place so visible though. could be just table salt if it's salty

>>728996121
>its just a prank bro

You're fucking dumb. There are research chemicals that can kill you in the amounts you allegedly took. Some drugs are psychoactive at microgram doses.

>>728995615
If it's clumped up, it is probably coke. Fine powder it could be Coke or heroin. Take a little and rub it in your gums. If they go numb, congrats. Coke.

DO A LINE FUCKING PUSSY

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So I decided to rip a line, and turns out it was anthrax laced with hydrochloric acid. I am now more dead than I've ever been, and you faggots should expect to hear about me on your local news channel about a new wave of anthrax attacks. Did they go after a senator, the Donald, or even a mayor? No, they killed a blond fag from California because it was so worth it. Btw, I was within a quarter mile of a chemical engineering building, so suck my cock. Upon reaching the afterlife, I realized that I, being a sinner, could further myself in this situation, so I sucked Satan's massive schlong till it poured molten sin down my throat. As a reward for pleasing Him greatly, he has told me I can request the death of 5 people, and I chose 5 of the faggots from this thread. When your demise comes (soon), you will be my five bitches, and I will shit Satan's molten semen in your mouths. When the good folk of this thread arrive, you will be gifted a pineapple on my behalf. It was the best I could do, Satan doesn't give favors to just anybody, G'night 4chan!

>>729000160
dont be so mad it's just a prank

>>728995615
>find shady vial with some suspicious white powder in it
>wanna find out what it is
>actually put it in mouth

Are you stupid or just black?

>>729002716

TOP KEK.
New copypasta.

Holy shit.

>>728997564
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>>729000354
>>729003093
>samefagging this hard

>>729003274
No lad, I think it's just multiple people not being retarded as OP. Now kys.

>>728996433
I started doing shit like this too after about the third fucking time in a year some homeless chronic stole my bag.

>>729003573
i started cause my job was a hideously tedious prison sentence and i was bored to death