NZ/New Zealand thread. Cyclone Edition. Can we start her

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>>728987938
Whangarei here, Little bit of rain up here but fuck all. Couch and cones tonight.

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4 day weeeeeeeekend

>>728988447
>Whangarei
Really starting to pick up here in Tauranga.

>Hope we don't lose our power
>Fuck

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Anyone found those fucking mightyape eggs yet?

Auckland here, it was lighly drizzling all day and is meant to clear up. My mum went into panic mode and got like 10 bottles of water in case the power went out. The sky is a cool shade of pink rn though.

>>728988957
Wish I'd taken a photo of it a few minutes ago because it's already turning dark grey.

And despite the weather being a non-event here, the flight south I was supposed to be on tonight got cancelled so I'm glad I rebooked.

>>728988957
Different story bit further down.
pls send help

>>728989099
>99
>And despite the weather being a non-event here, the flight south I was supposed to be on tonight got cancelled
So not a non-eventt where you are then.

>>728989691
>This is the kind of pedantry up with which I will not put.

I'm guessing it's because my destination is due to get whacked by the wind, or that they just can't move the planes/crews around the country to where they need them.

What's everyone having for tea?

>>728991504
bell

>>728991504
Sausages and mac and cheese

>>728987938
Lol i've got a bottle of jameson's and some red20s to keep me warm

Supposed to get directly hit by the cyclone, had nothing but light drizzle and nearly no wind all day. Damn people like to exaggerate.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>728991939
I realised before that I haven't got any tea except chamomile.

:-( :-( :-(

>>728994255
Still waiting for semi-nudes from >>728888888

>>728994496
ooo rekt

Why is spaghetti butthole even gone?

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>>728987938
too early faggot.

>>728994796

Fuck off newfag

>>728991504
Crayfish Mac and Cheese with salad

>>728994824
wow you sure showed him

Good Seinfeld episode on duke right now

>>728995132

Wow you sure are samefag

>>728995646
wow great comeback

pathetic!

>>728995727
Normie

Fucking cuck bitch NZ Herald with their BS reporting and "articles" about fucking everything and getting it totally wrong.

Can just see a bunch of fucking burgandy chino wearing beanie hipsters drinking coffee and F5'ing on reddit for a epic story to steal on their shitty fucking Macbooks.

Fucking BS articles about auckland getting smashed, bridge closing, tricking corporates to send people home early and NEK MINNUT no fucking rain or wind, storm bypasses us.l

GG

>>728991504

Steak and hash browns

>>728987938

Non event here down south. Maybe it might rain overnight?

>>728996219
This, I got my fucking doctor's appointment canceled today cause of this shit and now I gotta wait another week for a new one

>>728996219

Are you having a cry because people went home early at the start of a long weekend? Thats the kiwi way mate

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>>728996219
Let me red pill you fuckers real quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

>>728996488
What's wrong with you m8?

>>728996658
Nothing, just need another neetbux slip

>>728996652

Nobody cares. Go away

>>728987938
Things are pretty K in chch, just a bit rainy, the back yard will start to flood soon if it keeps up

>>728996871

Youre a neet, but have you considered getting some eet instead?

>>728996652
can you explain why it's so fucking hot in the australian outback then?

>>728996979
wot
eet?
eel?
eels up inside ya? finding an entrance where they can?

>>728997225

Never seen a Maori move so fast as when he thought he might be able to catch an eel.

The neet bit means not in education, employment or training. I work in an entry level job that employs people straight from prison, plus various other shades of dropkicks. It cant be that hard to get a job when most kiwis work 1 1/2 jobs ~55 hours a week

>>728997638
I've considered it but socializing pisses me off to the point where I can only do jobs with little to no human contact, which I haven't found a lot of.

post THE nudes. you know which one

>>728997855

I hear you mate. 95% of my job is working on my own, or on the road., and thats great. The other 5% is dealing with clients etc in a professional way, and thats a learnt skill from being in the workforce.

I had to do the hard yards to learn how to behave professionally, so now the management trusts me to do my job unsupervised. Now I get to spend my work day working in peace

>>728996652
go on...

>>728994604
underrated post

Why is christchurch always fucked?

> thank fuck I live in vancouver now

>>728998845
Yeah I can deal with people if I really have to it just makes me really uncomfortable and completely ruins my mood.

>>728999006

You'd think all the churches falling down would be a good sign that you need to get the fuck out

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>>728998636

>>728999107
Is this real?

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Dunners reporting.

We out chea early tonight. Up to?
>>728999107
Ayyyy

>>728999255
Fuck oath, it's real

Ya'll gon die

>>728999384
Fuck must've missed the biggest get in nzg history..

>>728999422
Consolation dubs, my friend

>>728999027

Work ruins most peoples mood.

why are IDs even getgetgetgetgone?

>>728999998

So, so close...

>>728999998
You came that close to topping last nights get, anon
For that I can only applaud your effort

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>>729000206

>>729000240
don't know if you passed maths or what but i'm pretty sure 7 repeating numbers is greater than 6

>>728999998
you may now kys

>>728997225
>go on boy, give elsie a kiss i know you want to

South Otago here. Its been raining no stop for two days. Not sure if it is the Cyclone or normal weather frankly.

>>729000331

Depends doesnt it. Those 7 numbers could all be 1s, and those 6 numbers could all be 9s.

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>>729000680

>>728988533
fuck yeah

>>729001849
7 1s is still better than 6 9s, retard

>>728988533

I wish I didnt work retaaiiiiillllll

Napier here, shits fucked

>>728999998
None of that, not after lastnight.

>>729002118

7 times 1 is 7.

6 times 9 is 69, you innumerate cunt

>>729003502
kek

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

how long you been posting in Nz thread threads for?

>>729004520
Too long.

>>729004520

Who?

>>728997061
It's all those kangaroos bouncing on it all day.