What's the most fucked up thing you did as a child? >be

It´s a turtle you fucking pussy wtf?

>>728985635
how does that make me a pussy? You expect a 12 year old to go out and fight a mountain lion or something?

>>728985721
fag, i meant you shouldnt feel bad about it because its just a fucking turtle.

>>728985635

Wow, you must be such an interesting and twisted person!
Neck yourself.

Disected a live frog with a box cutter when i was younger dont know why i did it

>>728985913
another pussy
theres worse stuff happening to animals in nature its normal.
dont cry.

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>>728985812
No that's exactly why I feel bad. I fucked up a turtle for no god damn reason. Turtles are good. If it was a mouse or something I wouldn't give a fuck.

>>728986112

You're either extremely edgy or someone with actual psychopathic tendencies. Even OP knows that what he did was fucked up. Did you get bullied in school or something?

>>728986112
broke a skunk's spine with a large rock and watched it try to crawl away
gtfo before its anal shit leaked out

I put yogurt on my dick and got the dog to lick it off.

>>728986155
Ethically, with that thinking,, you're still in the wrong. If knew life is sacred, then all life, regardless of how humans define "intelligence", is sacred and should be preserved. There are more difficult questions that come out of this, but, in essence, life is more important than death.

>>728985476
Turned off people's power.

it was only flipping breakers but muh dad still beat my ass for it.

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>>728986302
200% agree

Could just be some hick that thinks all animals exist to serve us or be food though.

>>728985476
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

As a kid if anybody made fun of me or picked on me I would beat the shit out of them. I mean, until they where a bloody mess.

One time I got ganged on by some niggers and went to the kids playing baseball, took the metal bat, and cracked them in their legs and backs with it until they went to the ground and cried.

They'd stick you in a desk facing a wall in the principals office for the rest of the day, leaving me with other kids blood on me for when the cops came and gave the usual "Do you know what you did? Are you sorry?" bullshit.

I would have prob been segregated or some shit now a days wouldn't I...? I wonder..

In sixth grade I would always catch flys and multilate them, ripping off their wings and legs so they couldn't move but were still alive. I feel sick thinking about it now because I can't believe that I would ever do that to a living thing. Call me a pussy but I don't think I could ever do that to any life again, even a fly

>>728986531

If even a single line of that is true, you're fucked up.

>>728986112
So does things like rape but you want to say it's bad to feel compassion for people who went though with it?

>>728986770
I think it's been pretty well proven insects barely have any thinking capacity. Certainly not enough to feel pain or torture or abuse. Don't feel so bad. It's a little weird but not like that gif of that fuck beating a dog to death with a shovel.

>>728986636
we all know none of this is true you pathetic faggot.

>>728986531
This pasta is stale, but delicious.

>>728986531
I'm not saying this in a mean way, but a genuinely concerned way, go into therapy. There is nothing wrong with seeking help.

>>728986531
i m sure she loves it now.Find her and repeat

>>728986795

Relax, newfriend.

It's just stale pasta.

When I was younger, we had a fly problem and my autistic self grabbed flies out of the air and would suffocate and crush them with paper towels, then "study their anatomy." I also did the same to bees.

I don't know what was wrong with me.

>>728986636
You can stop lying anytime, faggot.
Kill yourself.

>>728985476
My brother and I, I guess we were around the age of 9 and 10. Watching tv in the 90's. We find a frog, instant idea comes to mind. We get the frog, grab some black cat fire crackers shove like 3 of them down his mouth. We go out on the back porch (mom and dad wasn't home, they went grocery shopping) and we list the twisted wicks that was sticking out of his mouth. The frog blew into pieces, literally. We looked at eachother in disbelieve of what we had just done, and cleaned up the mess. We never spoke of it again. This is the first I have spoken of it. Really wish we wouldn't have done that when I was younger, but I guess it's part of growing up. You live, and you learn.

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had sex in public with a blow up doll

>>728985721
Yes. Yes I do.

>>728987189
I also accidentally crushed a lizard and cried for like an hour when I was 7

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>>728987331
>newfriend

Or, you know, I just have a life and don't have time to read every bit of copypasta in existence. Fuck I barely read a thread a day. And it's usually nothing like this.

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>>728986531
And they say romance is dead

You know those trucks with the hydraulic tail lifts?
Well, for some reason, some of them can be disconnected from the truck and have just a normal power plug point.
We were just finishing moving house, i got a hold of it and was like, fuck yeah, IMMA LIFT THE FUCKING HOUSE UP WITH IT
So i put it in the powerpoint in the house, press button, blows fuse.
Good fucking job child me

>>728987469
Fuck off and kill yourself, normalfag.

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>>728986112

>>728987407
Blowing up small animals is a normal part of growing up, don't worry about it.

>7 year old me
>accidentally killed a lizard with a stick
> cried for an hour
>buried it in the backyard

>>728987407
Now i'm here with the /b/tards and the /b/ro's. lmao, couldn't be happier. >:3

>>728987650
>>728987438
almost exactly what I did lmao

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>>728987562
I was jk I don't really have a life, but I've been around a while. Just not spending 12 hours a day on here.

>>728987407
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why would you kill the holy frog

P R A I S E K E K

>>728985476
>buy a mouse at the pet store
>bring it home and put it in a jar
>shine a heat lamp on it
>it desperately tries to escape
>dies of heat stroke
>came buckets

>>728985476

No worries op. I once watched my brothers put a turtle in a little bit of water inside a jif peanut butter jar and microwave it. I didn't really get it, but being a kid, I laughed hysterically at the little "fweeeeeee POP!" the turtle made when it exploded inside the jar. Chunky green water was all that was left.

>>728987712
Must just be a thing in lizard infested parts of world I guess.

As a kid I shot some rabbits, birds, and squirrels with pellet guns. I never used them or any part of them. I just blasted away and went to see if they were dead. I didn't have a male role model in my life, or anyone to teach me responsible hunting. I was basically just killing things because I was bored and it was challenging.

It all stopped the day I paralyzed a bunny. It kept trying to run away, but something was fucked up and it couldn't. I got point-blank to put it out of its misery but it was moving so much I just kept wounding it further. By the time it was dead I had watched it suffer and try to escape for what must have been too long.
I had to tell some friends at school and find out why I felt so bad. They all got crazy upset about it and really mad at me. Never shot another critter.

Except beavers. Those fuckers were ruining my great uncle's land and threatening his home.

>Be 14 years old and horny from reading playboys.
>Next door neighbor has daughter who is 12.
>Peeking through windows and see her sleeping.
>Sneak into her room through unlocked bathroom window.
>Cover her mouth and drag her from bed.
>Lay on top of her so she'll pass out from not being able to breath.
>Tie her up and tear her clothes off.
>Rub dick all over her tits and face.
>She wakes up as I stick my dick into her pussy.
>She can't escape, i pound her.
>I pull out and put my dick to her nose and shoot cum in.
>I leave.
>The next day her brother is getting hauled off to jail.
>He found her kicking a wall in her room and decided waste not want not, their dad found him fucking her in the ass.

>>728987856
California?

>>728988007
Yup.

>>728987722
Now you're just denying aspects of yourself in a vain attempt to fit in with social rejects and pedophiles.
Don't do that to yourself.

That pasta is years, if not over a decade old, you'd have seen it by now.
You've still got time to leave.
You don't have to stay here and make yourself worse and, most importantly, stay where you're not wanted.

To reiterate, fuck off and kill yourself, normalfag.

also
>misquoted spongebob reaction images
See Global Rule 2.

>>728986531
That's what I call a victory fap.

>>728987630
Yeah, I guess it's just the first experience i've ever felt with death which is why it was so devastating. I'm 35 now, my father has brain cancer, and now he's about to die within the next 6 months. I just found this out the night before last. So this is really the closest brush with death I have felt since then. It goes from living, to dead. It's just crazy how it works. It's hard to control my emotions.

>leave just a splash of milk left
>tell no one
For years

>>728987930
>decided waste not want not
What?

when i was fifteen my younger brother and i would catch mice in our barn in live traps. from there i would take out the equivalent of a m80 out of a mortar stile cherry bomb fire work (cant get m80s in canada) from there we would take these mice and tape those fireworks onto them and see if they can run. when they could i would catch them again light the wick and watch how for my jihad mouse can get before turning to mist.good times

>>728988149
You bastard.

>>728988136
Don't worry about it, everything has it's time.
Just enjoy the good parts about it, like being able to cum over the pieces of frog afterwards or whatever good you had with your da.

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>be thirteen
>friend and I fucking around at local park
>find a dead duck outside the pond
>we look at each other with shit faced grins while giggling like faggots
>pick up the dead duck
>put it on the porch of some house
>ring the doorbell and run behind some bushes
>old lady comes waddling out
>she looks down
>screams and starts crying
>runs back inside and slams the door
>our dumb little bastard faces when

>>728987848
>I didn't really get it
You never saw Gremlins?

>>728985476
I killed plenty of animals when I was that age. It gets boring after awhile and you move on.

>>728988100
>thinking someone is actually stupid enough to think the word "nigger" was used in a spongebob episode

Take your own advice, faggot

>>728988317
Flaming bah of dog shit is way funnier

>>728987407
>>728987749
my fucking sides

>>728986100
kek

>>728987205
>>728987348

What are you, millennials? Nobody gave a fucking shit what kids did.

We still had rusty metal slides surrounded by pointy gravel and broken glass, and didn't have anybody watching over us for recess.

Cops didn't give a fuck either, they'd just give you D.A.R.E. shit and tell you to be nice in between taking fingerprints.

>be me
>8
>Dickin around in my backyard.
>hear fluttering in Grandma's garden
>bird on edge of life, attacked by our cat
>left4dead
>Decide to mercy kill
>grab snowshovel, scoop up birb
>Fling bird at wooden fence separating our yard from neighbors
>did the job.
>friends scold me for what I did
>cry

I gouged a guy's eye out in self defense, and I smuggled my sister's life-sized Barbie into the basement and made into my waifu.

That's about it.

Never hurt any animals.

>>728987340
Grabbbed flies out of the air...
12 year old kung fu master, i highly doubt that

>>728985476
>be me
>11 ish
>come home from school like half hour before mom gets home from work so neighbour/cousin watches me
>he usually just watched tv upstairs while I played in the backroom
>mom pissed me off day before/ the morning (some toy nonsense)
>take shit in backroom
>blame on dying dog
>mom picks it up and says dog had an accident
>get some sick pleasure from this
>do this maybe 10 more times over the month
>Dog dies
>can no longer shit on floor and have to poop in toilet again

>me
>be smol
>5-6 y/o
>its evening already
>go out for a walk with grandpa
>suddenly cat appears
>before going out for walk i watched tom and jerry
>remember scene when jerry grabs tom's tail and starts spinning him
>do same thing
>grab cats tail and start spinning it really hard
>throw cat on road
>suddenly car comes out of nowhere
>hit cat
>cat is dead
>i'm crying
>grandpa is laughing
Now when i remember what kind of bullshit i did when i was kid,i think i know why i'm such a fucking idiot now

>>728988537
Normie detected.

Gtfo nigger

>>728988397
>>thinking someone is actually stupid enough to think the word "nigger" was used in a spongebob episode
Never said anything of the sort.
Anyone who isn't mentally stunted hates "HAHA WHAT IF KID-FRIENDLY THING DID/SAID SOMETHING NOT KID-FRIENDLY"

I feel fucking disgusting about this now. I regret it but it doesn't haunt me everyday per se. I don't remember how old I was, around 4th grade I think. I had friends but I was pretty weird. Started looking at porn and jerking off around 4th grade. But I get off track. I snuck into my older sisters room and basically molested her. I pulled her shirt up and sucked her tits and pulled her pants down and fingered and licked her vag. She never woke up. I remember one time I was just so horny I climbed into her bed and I was gonna try to stick it in but she woke up almost immediately once I got in. I don't remember how I explained that or if I said anything at all. I don't remember how many times I did it. She usually fell asleep early but one night I went to do it, I opened her door and she rose up and I real quick ducked into the bathroom beside her room and never tried it again. I feel so disgusting about it now and I wish I could take it back. I've never admitted it to anyone but internet strangers.

>>728988526
You can stop lying anytime, faggot.
Kill yourself.

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>be me
>11
>humid southern summer
>toads and anoles (lizard things) across my yard
>see one of those green fuckers on my fence
>grab it
>grab shovel
>fucking decapitate the lil guy
>hide evidence by burial

next
>be me
>also 11
>remember that shovel and toad situation
>yes there are toads
>i grab a toad, hand shovel in other hand
>throw toad in the air
>fucking overhand the fucker into a neighbor's yard

Really no regerts

>>728988840
She woke up almost immediately after I climbed into her bed. I should've worded that better.

>>728988196
Not him, but did you stop reading right there?

>>728988641
All lies

>>728988967
You should've just fucked her

>>728989076
It's not. Its true story,and this actually happened. Even before that day,every time i saw that scene in tom & jerry, i always wanted to do it. So i did

>>728989378
No you didn't

>>728987487
Kek

>>728986112
Yeah, that's because it's nature, fucktard. It's supposed to happen there. If a turtle is supposed to die, then it should be in nature because another animal ate it or something, not because some spoiled little shit smashed it.

>>728988840
Incest is Wincest,anon

>be me
>Really young, like 3 or 4
>Watching Toy Story all day every day
>There's that one scene where Andy slides Woody down the rail of his stairs
>I get an idea
>I grab our pet hamster
>I climb all the way to the top of the staircase
>I place the hamster on the top of the railing
>Give him a little push
>He slides down at an intense speed
>Surprisingly, he stays on the rail for the whole ride
>He is going really fast now
>Slams into the wall brutally
>Flops on the floor and has a seizure

I always remembered the hamster dying, but my siblings said it just had a seizure and was actually okay afterwards.

>>728989507
Well fuck you then.You don't believe me,i don't care,fuck you. I'm telling you,that this actually happened

Had loads of unprotected sex with other chicks while I was married; I had a particular fetish of fucking them raw and then coming home and fucking my wife raw without ever cleaning up.

I told no one; not a soul.. not my male friends, nobody. Then I met a girl online who was pretty freaky and knew I was married and I told her about my fetish of sorts of fucking my wife while I had other girls pussy on me. She was super into it and I ended up starting a relationship with her. Eventually we got pretty serious; my ex wife found our emails and was devastated. She wanted to work things out but I legit freaked and was just like "no way." Have never said another word to her that wasn't through e-mails, just divorced her.

She went off the deep end drinking after that and I heard a few years later she'd gotten into a drunk driving accident that crushed her pelvis and left her half crippled.

I occasionally wake up in cold sweats of guilt; thinking about the day she found those emails and freaked out and I basically destroyed her world. We were happy, she was great to me.. I was a legit good husband other than my degenerate cheating.

>>728986155
Because the mouse is the reincarnation of Satan?

ayy lmao

>>728989729
No, it didn't.
You're just another edgy kid trying to impress anonymoose.
Gtfo normie

From when I was 12 till I was 18 I used a mentally handicapped girl who lived down the street from me as a sex slave. I was friends with her solely to have her service my sexual desires. Her mom and sister just thought I was a good guy. It was really easy to convince her that friends do this stuff with eachother cuz she had no one to tell her different I was her only friend.when she would get upset or tell me no all I had to do was threaten to stop being her friend and she would comply with whatever I asked. After I turned 18 I left for college but I had been feeling guilty about how I treated her for awhile by then. It didn't stop me but I did slow down a lot. I stopped all sexual contact with her after I left but I kept up with her as a friend. First out of guilt then just because she was a good friend. I sat her down when I was 20 and apologized for how I treated her but she didn't understand. She never thought I was mean to her or took advantage of her, when I was apologizing for it she looked so confused. She told me I was a good friend and had good memories of me. Which of course made me feel worse. I came around to the fact she wasn't going to understand and my apology was basically self serving so I made it by staying friends with her. We are still friends today but I know nothing I do will be enough to make up for how I treated her.

>>728988536
thats not even fucked up. it died flying and you ended its inevitable long suffer to death. you did good anon.

>>728990006
I said,fuck you.I don't care. I came here to tell people funny and entertaining story,not to argue with some anon faggot.

>>728988613
Nice, shame about the bad ending.

>>728987325
probably true

>>728990110
learn to use the spacebar after you use punctuation, underage faggot.

The things I did to animals when I was a child... I managed to forget about them luckily.

>>728990110
Stop lying, child.

>>728990110
Mobile fag.detected,, ,....

>>728986155
turtles are assholes and have chlamydia

>>728988571
With half-decent reflexes it isn't difficult. Not like you're snatching them with chopsticks. Been grabbing flies out of the air for years. Try to be less slow.

>>728990110
You came here to tell bullshit stories to be edgy.

Go shower in gasoline and play with matches, faggot

>>728990110
We all know it didnt happen, cats probably wouldnt even get near you and your smelly grandpa

>>728988641
>grandpa is laughing
KEK

>>728985476
>>728986029
>>728986355
>>728987407
>>728987836
>>728987922
>>728988204
>>728988317
>>728988354
>>728988641
>>728988936
scum

>>728989732
God this sounds exactly like me, I had a great gf, but I was just compelled to get on tinder and try to fuck sluts. One of the stupid cunts found my Instagram and saw the pictures my gf uploaded and tagged me in, then messaged her and told her everything. She was fucking devastated but willing to work thru it, but I couldn't even bear to look at her after that. Idk what it was. I guess I was so ashamed I didn't wanna face her. I'm a fucking idiot.

>>728987836
Didn't happen.

>>728990248
Pics or it didn't happen

>>728989732
My dad did this.
I'd beat the shit out of you.

>>728985635
Newfag doesn't realize /b/ holds the life and well being of animals above people.

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>>728990401
>that you

>>728990401
Normalfag.

>>728990348
You must live in Detroit, where the flies are already half dead and you just scoop them off the ground

>>728990547
No you wouldn't.
You'd try to join in.
Stop lying

>>728988967
I agree with >>728989107
You should have just fucked her, she was obviously into it.

>>728990609
You'd be half dead too after landing on a nigger

i gaslighted her and myself for three years. now that we are broken up i feel like i need her but shes glad to be out. the worst part is i truly believe i love her, and i think i really ought to. shes honestly a really good person.

>>728990389
what the fuck do you think cats are? Cats are socialized type of animals, they're used to humans, and usually, aren't scared of us, humans.

>>728990110
You're twelve, and what is this.

>Be me
>10 years old
>brother is 5
>He's really into these weird small rubber toys that don't do much
>Also into power rangers
>Really wants a rubber piwer ranger toy
>come christmas time
>mom buys it for him, but has to buy a whole set for it, I help to wrap it, she writes my name on it
>He gets the gift, he's super excited and happy, thanks me
>week later I get pissed at him, rip the head off the power ranger
>Go to my mom crying and tell her how bad I feel about doing it
>she's pissed at me, I try desperately to glue the head back on
>My little brother hates me
>My mom is pissed at me
tl;dr I killed a total of 18 dogs over the course of 7 years before the age of 16

>Be 10
>Chasing dragonfly with a stick in elementary school
>Try to hit it for 20 min
>Finally hit it
>Its ripped open and dying
>wtf did i just do

>>728988936
I split a frog in half by stabbing my shovel really hard into mud once.
It split perfectly in half, like when you see a vivisection in a movie.
Shit was surreal.

>>728990791
You killed an insect.
Okay, and.....

>>728990748
Niggers aren't humans, anon.

Beat some puppies to death, a dog and managed to get a pack of dogs to attack one of the group and kill it. I feel bad for it, I think. Although it could just be because I got caught for one and went to prison.

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put live mice on modle rocket engines, they always died

>>728990773
are u a grill

>>728990763
I'm not 12. /b/ is 18+, and we all know that. So fuck you.

>>728990547
You really, truly would not. Beta.

>>728990435
I learned I can't really be trusted basically. Not to be faithful at least; I can only be with girls that are down with me sleeping around.

>>728990547
My Dad cheated and left my Mom who had never even kissed another man; she became suicidal for a while and then died from cancer. I don't talk to him anymore.

Always told myself I'd never be like that asshole but what can you do? Sort of suppressed my sexual deviancy for a long time; I had sex for the first time when I was 13 with a 19 year old girl and have been obsessed ever since. Likely would get diagnosed as a sex addict if I ever talked to a therapist; the defining factor being my willingness to take huge risks to seek sex.

>>728986376
Hot

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>>728989723

>>728990906
I'm not nigger either.

>>728990547
fite me irl
i dare u

>>728990547
Oh and good luck; I'm 6'4" and 210 pounds of muscle.

>>728991067
Yes, you are.
You don't have to lie anymore, shitskin.

>>728991067
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

>>728990748
Cats have standards, get used to the fact you fall underneath the cat acceptance grid.

>>728990989
oh shit you called me a beta
feelin' like a tough guy, buddy?

>>728991081
sure, what state you from?

>>728990970
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Never mind. You're too dumb to try to explain the lack of logic.

>>728990970
You're literally 12 to have responded like this.
You're just digging yourself deeper.

>>728991208
Triggered

>>728990925
How did you get caught?

>>728991291
With a hook

>>728989732
> was a legit good husband other than my degenerate cheating.

I like how you add that at the end to form some sort of closure. You are a bag of shit, and never deserved to have someone love you.

>>728991267
well fuck you im leaving this thread. kys faggot

>>728991347
ohhhh shit get rekt

>>728991407
rage quit lol

>>728991347
You just described most of Washington, DC

>>728991265
The exact one that you're in, tough guy
Give me your address, phone number, Facebook, Twitter, mum's number and I'll see you there.

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>be me
>ten years old pool party
>parents drunk having a bbq outside
>last girl who is 8-9 years old getting changed in my bathroom
>never seen a girl naked so i'm curious
>barge in bathroom
>blocks door
>tell her she cant leave until she pisses in front of me
> she sits down on the toilet, pees, shows me her "private parts" after i command her to and i show her mine
>ten minutes later, begging her parents to go home
>mfw my parents got that angry call at dinner a few weeks later

apparently her parents walked in on her crying over it.
i felt bad about that for a while.

>>728991067
Dont lie

>>728991208
What, pray tell, would you do if I said yes? Please. I'd love to know. Keep in mind, you know nothing about me. Not my whereabouts, what I am capable of (if anything.. might be, might not be).. Nothing. So what would you do, anon? Please. PLEASE. Elaborate.

>>728989578
are humans not part of the nature?
can you be more of a delusional pussy?

>>728985476
Izi
I was 12 (same)
Got off the computer after watching racist blacks on youtube "the real Hebrews"
When to the park to play with some kids i know.
Some how i ended up in police for dislocated jaw of a black kid (the reason to my snap is the kid said white girls dont like white boys) i feel bad the fact that boy was on the floor crying and i kick him in the face even tho i know i have broken his jaw. I believe the videos of racist blacjs made me racist.

>>728986376
This is double fucked up because dairy is not good for dogs

>>728991407
No, you're not leaving.
You're going to stay, get mad at the responses accurately describing you and probably even continue posting, maybe even as "not that guy but ur all meanies"

But, by all means, feel free to prove me wrong and kill yourself, underage.

>>728991407
>>728991445
Aaaaaaaaaahahaha.

>>728991483
Damn dude I bet that was so fucking awkward. What did your parents say when they confronted you? Did they ever bring it up as you got older?

>>728991347
rude

>>728991488
Edgy fajiit

>>728988317
did same thing but with dead coyote

>>728991488
Shut up pussy

>>728991610
Sure.
They wanted to know why I didn't fuck her

>>728991665
What's a "fajiit"?
Does it have something to do with TES or pooinloos?

>>728991291
Didn't even attempt to hide it, the last one I killed I just did in a rage then sat and waited for family to return and catch me. I couldn't explain it, they called cops.

>>728991714
Eloquent response as always, anon.

>>728991709
No you didn't. We all know you cooked it and ate it

>>728991495
'Humans as nature' would be if he killed it to eat, killing it because he was a weird kid is in no way natural.
Could you be any more of a fuckwit?

When I was in Vegas a few years back I was walking down Center St in Vegas; I ended up finding a passed out woman, maybe early 20s, smoking hot, tattoos up her thighs and down her arms. I mean dude, this lady was olive skinned, medium length black hair with blonde highlights..jesus. Only downside were her smaller tits. She was passed out drunk, completely motionless. I tried tapping her arm and touching her face to see if she was conscious but she wasn't--at this point I decided to remove her panties from the skirt she had on and slightly finger her. The woman was already slightly wet, but having her orgasm passed out was amazing. I pulled her off into the ally a little ways by a house and put my dick in her mouth (which was already hard at that point). I ended up fucking her for a few minutes until I was ready to cum and left the area, fuck if I wanted to be caught for rape lol. Ended up going back to my hotel and jerking it, holy fuck was it amazing.

>>728991762
LET FAJIT SHOW YOU HIS WAREZZZZZ

>>728988136
Sorry anon about your dad. Can't imagine how tough it just be.

>go camping as a kid all the time
>my mom was the leader of the group
>annoying ass kid always comes on the trips
>follows me around all the time
>is retarded
>always go hike alone
>kid insists on coming
>start climbing up rocks
>getting pretty high but he's right after me
>few hundred feet up we get to the top
>just me and him
>he's right by the edge
>starts freaking out trying to get back
>start pushing him playing around
>wont let him get away from the edge
>he starts crying and saying how he is gonna tell when we get back to camp
>push him harder
>he falls down the rocks and I see blood coming from his head
>legs are all twisted wrong
>go back to camp and say he was fucking around and fell
>DOA
>never got in trouble at all just went to a counselor once

>>728991347
TBH I added that more as a "she never saw it coming, and she was incredibly happy" to add to the effect of what I did to her and help explain how it destroyed her. Not really as some defense of myself; she went from the happy girl that bragged about her life and relationship to being completely rekt overnight.

And yes I am a bit of a POS; I imagine a bit of a borderline sociopath. I take no pleasure in hurting anyone, I'm not a psycho, but I only feel guilt when I'm caught. And it's more like an intense embarrassment than anything else. But honestly I don't steal, I work hard, I'm ethical at my job and all that.. my vice is sex and cheating, and when it comes to that topic I have no real shame.

I'm re-married to a girl that loves when I fuck other girls, so there's that. About the only way I could ever be completely honest with a woman.

>>728991852
damnit you got me

>>728991855
Get lost beta cuck

>>728991855
no, humas are naturally "evil" creatures.
completely natural behavior.

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>be 5 or 6
>at my grandparent's property (they have quite a bit of land)
>venturing with neighbor who is a year older
>we each have a stick
>decide to play a game of flinging cowshit at eachother
>i wasn't taking it that seriously because it's gross
>he fully flicks cow shit all over my face and in my mouth
>don't even think, all I see is red
>he sees it too
>"anon don't"
>smack him as hard as i fucking can with my stick
>he runs home crying
>never see him again

fucking faggot

>>728991910
You're not funny, shitskin/underage.

I used internet to go 2 4chan.com & wanked to boys dressed lyke grills

>>728991855
>>728991996
forgot the "you pussy"
you pussy

>>728991908
Work of fiction. Points for creativity.

>>728991914
Only thing about his dad he misses is the anal sex

>>728992025
>>assumptions

<<white af

>>728991610
they didnt believe it, cut off communication with the girl's parents, and brushed it off until it came up again in middle school (rumors she started about me taking her virginity).
then they had me apologize to her and we worked it out in the counselors office.
high school we just avoided eachother, but she had became a kinky nymphomaniac who was always throwing herself all over people. i blamed myself for it.

>>728991724
>ten years old

>>728991807
Why were you enraged? And no offense but you sound like a psychopath

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>be 12 in southern arizona
>have huge backyard along a wash (dry riverbed)
>packrats were a problem, so we had rat cages in the backyard. pic related.
>one day, younger brother (he was 10) and I found a rat caught in the trap, still alive
>I grabbed a spray can and a lighter and roasted the thing inside the cage in front of my brother flame thrower style
>I thought it would die quickly, but the fucking thing wouldn't die and would make gasping noises
>kept torching it, bro horrified. we never talked about it since and I don't even know why I did that.

>>728991815
I said, shut up pussy.

>>728991470
>things that pussies respond with for 100, Alex

>>728991924
More lies! Yaaaaaaaay!

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>>728986155
What about this mouse?

>>728992147
>taking history into account to accurately detail someone belongs to white people
This time, I guess you really weren't KANGZ.

>>728991488
give ya the ol' oraoraoraoraora

>>728992004
This is a win.
Because, you have been talking shit since.

>>728990023
What exactly did you do to her?

>>728991927
That's kinda what people like us have to do. Perpetual cheaters. Find someone who is up for open relationships, or chicks who fall for the whole polyamory bs. Yeah, totally, just want to love more people *fucks random women*

>>728986531
Haven't seen this pasta in a long time

It's good it doesn't get overused, makes it stay palatable

>>728986112
Calling someone a pussy doesn't make it true. Only psychopaths think having emotions and compassion is "pussy-ish". What did your parents do to you? And please, never have kids. Let the cycle end with you.

>>728991996
>humas are naturally "evil" creatures.
Hobbes pls

>>728992360
10/10

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>>728992335

>>728988641
lol maygen

>>728992206
Myuh huh. Again, please tell me how you're going to enforce that order on an *ahem* ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD.

I once caught a live rat in a glue trap and soaked it in muriatic acid for shits n giggles, turned yellow and stank like fuck the next day, decided to just fling it into neighbors yard

>>728992335
Found another supporter of kek

>>728992359
Oh shit. I might actually be up for that. *takes off pants* Continue..

>>728992707
No, you didn't.
I just play a lot of Civ.

>>728992402
theres nothing wrong with emotions and compassions.
theres everything wrong with exaggerating your "emotions" and beeing a pussy about something that doesnt do something bad to you.

>>728992721
Why are you wearing pants?
Real men wear a kilt.

>>728992630
You must've misunderstood me, I said, shut up pussy

>>728992800
Normie

>>728985476
Be born

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>>728987469
Then why are you even here?

>>728988196
I think the brother figured if he was getting charged for raping his sister he might as well ACTUALLY rape his sister

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>>728987623
GTFO

>>728992904
No, you're the normalfag venting his middle class angst into being intentionally edgy online.
Fuck off and kill yourself.

>>728992834
I mis-typed. Wearing shorts. I bow to my kilt-wearing brethren in Scotland.

>>728987325
If only he'd given her some eggs, she'd still be with him

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>>728990401
why do you even try

>>728992843
Nope, read it plain and clear. Still trying to figure out the equation of how you saying that has any effect on me whatsoever. Nope, can't figure it out.

>>728985476
>Be me
>12 years old
>walking home and see a turtle
>bring it home
>realise what an idiot in being
>go back outside
>have a total baddass moment
>fight a mountain lion

>>728992997
Triggered normie detected.

Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

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>>728992147
dont you know everyone is a shitskin?

>>728992997
HOLY TRIGGERED TUMBLERINA, BATMAN!

>>728989578
Shut up pussy were animals too

>>728993193
Pure Euro not tainted nignogpollywog. Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>728993180
It's "normalfag", not "normie".
Just because your favourite jewtuber says it, doesn't make it the apt term.
Kill yourself.

>>728993202
I just hate newfags, though I can see how you could confuse the two.

>>728992167

I know, it's fucked up I think about it a lot but only the one I got caught for. I haven't killed anything for years, and I really don't want to. I have isolated myself for a long time.

I'm ashamed to say but what enraged me was the animal showing weakness, or fear. I know it's natural but somehow that made me want to kill. I know that sounds edgy and stupid, it's the truth though.

>>728993251
Pussies are animals too?

Gotta go catch me a wild pussy

> be me around 13 years old
> girl i like from school goes to a pool party
> i go too
> we kids having fun pulling down our swimshorts saying "i can see your ass bitch"
> girl i like from school start getting out of the pool
> catch her and pull down her swimpanties
> "i can see your ass bitch"
> she hits my hand hard
> she goes right to her friends crying
> feel like a rapist , i don't know what i did that
> one day at school i get close to her and apologize
> she does not want to even talk to me
> told her her butt looked good
> she looks at me with hatred
> i laugh, i leave, 13 year old me was fucked up.

>>728985476
Tortured a kitty and porcupine to death
Put them under a bucket and next day both were dead.

>>728991129
>implying 210 pounds of muscle is fucking anything on a 6'4" frame
Congratulations you're tall and got a c in gym class

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>be me
>10ish
>at the beach with normalfag parent and sister
>see sandcastle
>smugidea.png
>watch and wait for afew hours until i have to go to the bathroom
>shit on the sandcastle
>see creator of sandcastle coming, i thought he had already left the beach
>oshit.jpg
>hes about 23
>starts chasing me with a huge metal shovel
>pick up my shit and bits of the sandcastle and hit him in the face with it
>hes even madder now
>i dont know why i thought that would stop him
>i start running out of the beach and onto the street nude
>with a 23 year old with a literal shitface chasing after me
>at some point my mom notices
>grabs me and hides from the motherfucker for a while
>i thought i won
fast foward one year
>go back to same beach, next summer
>guess who i see
>he didnt notice me though

>>728993326
kek´d

>>728993304
My mistake, friend. They're so similar it's hard to tell some times. Keep on keepin' on.

>be fat retard kid
>live in Niggerville Florida
>find lizard
>cover it in tree sap
>stick it to palm tree
>put it on ant hill

>>728991908
Sounds like my gf except you'd be able to do that when she's not passed out. She's beautiful with a crazy body and tan skin that you just want to touch. It's all good except she loves to drink and when she's drunk she can't help but get all touchy with whatever guy she just met. So when she's out drinking, itll be like some dude hit the lottery cause hell be able to fuck a girl that he'd normally would never have a chance at

When I was 9 or 10,I found a kitten and threw it out of a tree to see if it landed on its feet. Every time it landed right way up I would climb higher, took 6 or7 drops to kill it.

>>728990023
Yes it was wrong and you feel bad, we understand, but do elaborate on the sex slavery though

I was in Maine visiting some family when I was around ten or eleven. There was a bridge I used to go to often. There was a little pond underneath full of frogs. One day I caught a frog. I don't know why, but this fucking urge came over me to start throwing the frog up in the air and catching it. I traumatized it like that for a little while, when I accidentally threw it to high and it hit the underside of the bridge. I caught it, and I could just feel it's tiny heart beating in my hand while it squirmed to get away. I started throwing it higher and not catching it, watching it slam into the bridge then the floor over and over. Eventually it stopped struggling, just lying limp in my hand. I could still feel its heart faintly beating so I returned it to the pond. I went back to the house, washed my hands, and never told anyone. I felt guilty for a day, but that disappeared.

I once caught a live rat in a glue trap and soaked it in muriatic acid for shits n giggles, turned yellow and stank like fuck the next day, decided to just fling it into neighbors yard

>>728993426
Don't worry about it.
It shows true character to admit when one is mistaken, especially on an anonymous imageboard where there's no reputation to lose by doing so.
Kudos.

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When I was a little kid, whenever my family took me to the beach I would spend the entire time looking for crabs to torture and kill. I crushed them, tore their shells off and saw if they lived (some did), saw how many legs I could rip off and still have them walk, and sometimes just left them with no legs.

I would also get very small rocks and push them through the shells and make them walk around like that. I pushed them into the underbelly part, under that flap where their genitals are supposed to be. I also pushed things into their eyeballs and ripped their eyes out with my fingernails.

I used to get a whole bunch of them and put them through tests for which ones I could throw against rocks or up in the air and survive longest. My dad saw me doing this once and he had a long talk with me about hurting crabs.

I would also spend hours in my backyard finding worms and burning them with a magnifying glass or cutting them up with a pocket knife. The smell of burning worm flesh is really rancid so my mom knew but never said anything,

>be me 7 years old
>have elastic band
>fucking around with it all morning, flicking it and shit
>don't remember how but i ended up pointing it full draw at a girl in my glass
>literally point of snapping full draw
>bitch looks at me
>have elastic band pointed at her eye
>"you aren't gonna do it" she says smuggly
>challengeaccepted.png
>let the band go
>direct shot into her eye
>she screams and cries
>i discard the evidence
>teacher comes out
>she tries to tell the teacher between sobs
>teacher doesn't care just trying to calm her down
>Still feel kinda bad about this one

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>>728993293
still a shitskin. everyones shit. i mean you're here arent you. whats so pure about that?

>>728993251
no we're not

we also know that causing unnecessary harm is stupid because some of us are intelligent

we are the dominant species on the planet, and we have dominion over animals, that gives us no right to treat any of them like shit and cause them pain. they have every right to survive and find happiness like we do

Once I got really mad at my family and my mother was making soup. I just grabbed every bottle of pills we had and dumped whatever they were in there. I'm sure it couldn't have killed anybody, but that's what little me was going for.
Didn't work though, not even sure if anyone even ate the soup.

>>728991488
Nothing im sorry..

>>728993329
Spaces don't go after the 'greater-than' sign, newfag.

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>>728986531
My first thought

>>728993304
Shut up normie

>>728993384
Sweet jesus. Please tell me you did something on the revisit.

>be 14
>kitten comes up to house begging for food
>place kitten inside tire swing and go fucking ham on it.
>i'm talking spins and pull force pushing
>stop the ride of terror and this kitten is dizzy as fuck
>i grab it and throw it into the air as high as possible
>breaks it's legs on the fall, so i smashed it's head against the tree
>threw it on the burn pile and set it on fire

>>728993384
Win

>>728990547
Nigger no you wouldnt

Btw i carry so good luck aggressing me faggit LOL, come to WA b'ham and try it

>>728993554
It's only right.

>>728993483
Nope.

>>728993790
And again, good show of character.
I hope you have a pleasant day/night, anon.

>>728993715
oh look more scum
>>728993753
>hurr hurr I need to hide behind a gun because I can't fight
Good job faggot, I'd fuck you up before you had a chance to draw.

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>couldnt handle myself around cute things
>got a cute hamster
>squeezed it to death because of how cute I thought it was
>cried for the rest of the day
>told my mom it choked on food

also check em

>>728993708
I kinda stalked him for a little just out of curiosity to see if he'd notice me. I don't think he did, and if he did he didn't remember who I was

>>728985476
Shit, made me remember something I tried to forget about- one summer at my dads house, he had to go to work so left me with these white trash babysitters for a few hours. And they had a son and daughter, and the son brought me out front with his friends, and they all had BB guns and a plastic tub filled with turtles and would take out turtle after turtle, writing and drawing all over the shells before stuffing the tips of the guns into the head holes and firing, slinging the turtle flesh all around, laughing and trying to peer pressure me into it. Pretty fucked up, and wished my dad hadnt left me with them. Got more stories of the crazy shit the family did, but told this one specifically cus I felt it was related to OP's turtle story, but if you want more just ask. As for the most fucked up thing I did as a kid, I'm not too sure. It was always usually fucked up shit happening to me, not the other way around haha.

>>728993896
People dump animals all the time by the road. I saved the kitten time by killing it.

>>728993591
Can't say I come here for the sake of any purity. I come here to shit on people with no chance of retaliation like everyone else on this board.

I mean, that's why we're ALL here.

>>728993896
Lol no you fucking wouldnt

This might sound gay but i practice speeddrawing all the time (mostly out of boredom), good luck trying it though, but im also over 6 foot so good luck even then manlet

>>728993994
that's some backwards thinking there, retard
"other people do this bad thing so I'm going to do a bad thing that is considered worse"

>>728986636

I smell bullshit.

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>be about 6
>girl at school has a crush on me
>she messes with me daily for my attention
>i can't stand her
>she tries to wrestle a plastic shovel out of my hands
>I whack her across the face with it
>she bleeds from the hit
>she just leaves and comes back with a bandaid on
>continues hugging onto my back
>continues to flirt with me daily
>nothing changes

The shovel part was actually lie. What I actually did to her was much worse.

Looking back on it makes me feel like shit. She was actually cute. I don't even remember her last name.

>>728994135
Then brush your teeth, tyrone.

>>728993628
Apology accepted. Have a good'n.

>>728987205

word.

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>>728994012
i guess you gotta point. you're just pure white, nothin special.

>>728994093
I'm 6'4

You're fucking 5'11, anyone who vaguely says they're 6 feet tall is 5'11

I bet you practice all the time because your gun is too big for your little baby hands, shitbird

>>728988840
She is totally aware of it all to this very day

>>728993915
Damn. Good story either way. That was probably some funny shit to watch, as an outsider.

>>728994208
that video.....

>>728985635
Ew a newfag

>>728994093
also you can't back up the fact that you can't fight

>>728993715
All these animal torturers trying to come across as edgy. Just kids hoping to sound like an antisocial weirdo. Why do you aspire to sound like an outcast failure, I wonder?

Not me but my friend

Took a gun from his grandpa's house when he was 12, a box of ammo too. Walked down the street with it in his sweatshirt pocket, went to a rock quarry and set up a little target or some shit, shot the gun once, thought better, walked home and hid the gun until he could put it back at his grandpa's.

>>728994265
You know what the best part is when I saw him the next year though?

He was building another sandcastle.

>>728994160
God damn, same, kinda, i remember it clearly

>be me
>11 years old
>at youth center
>cute blonde girl wants to be gf, not BS'ing here
>say no because she was 9 and i guess i wasnt comfortable with her still being in single digit age or.. something

Fuuuuck i should have, even if it was at such an inconsequential age

Im okay with women but i could have gotten a jumpstart and is probably be half a player

>>728994106
>>728994351
Just a bored country kid, you're overreacting.

I saw a guy get struck by lightning and die at a rodeo when I was about twelve.

>>728993938
By all means, continue or elaborate. Sucks they put you in that position.

>>728986770
What do you call a fly with no wings or legs?

>>728994498
That's because you're a faggot

> Be me around 11, get mad at mom and dad because idk why
> have a huge fart in their bathroom
> grab toothbrushes pass them through my ass
> place them back were they belong
> the day after i felt guilty and washed them with a lot of soap but the damage was done

>>728994444
shit nice quad quads

When I was a bored kid, I figured the best solution was to jerk off, not torture something to death like some piece of trash.

>>728990700
When people are right, they're right. It's not too late. Fuck your sister.

>>728994444
Country kid. Ahh. Lacking the necessary upbringing to realize bringing the cats to a no-kill shelter (those also exist in back country hicktowns btw..) was the ACTUAL right thing to do. Hope you've learned since.

>>728994579
Do you really want to jej 24/7?

>>728994616
And, get pics

>>728994241
No, im 6'6", "over six foot" just sounds more impressive

Again, it's out of boredom, but then, i also go to the gym and weigh a good 250~, the gun is to just save me the trouble you fucking manlet, come around the american equivalent of favelas here,, WA, b'ham, i fucking dare you pussy

>>728994638
I was a kid. If I want to do that now I'll just shoot the damn thing.

>>728994160
Retell the story, but with the truth? Pretty interested in what you actually did.

>>728994427
holy fuck are you me?
I turned down a cute 9 year old when I was about 10.
She was only maybe a few months younger.
Being double digits obviously made me too grown for that "baby".
Yes, I literally called her a baby.

>>728990791
I used to sneak up on massive dragonflys near the pond in my yard when i was 7ish and catch them by the tail with a pair of pliers, i got a few. they always ended up dead.
A few years later i saw a massive rats tail dangling over a ledge on top of a wall and used a pair of pliers to grab the tail. The rat whipped around and bit my hand so i wrung its neck and twisted its head off in retaliation.
I have many more stories of my fucked up childhood

>>728994350
I can and i have, literally havent lost since 3rd grade, the firearm is much easier though, point it and they fuckin run, altercation over in seconds

>>728994208
Finally, sempai notices me *_*

>>728994725
Well it is what it is i suppose, my dude

>>728994708
I'm sorry I won't say. I want to forget it.
It's the same concept.
I probably actually scarred her though.
Imagine such a beautiful face today ruined because of my adolescence?

>>728989732
I wish you an agonizing prolonged death

>>728994673
damn, you're such a "big guy" and you can't take care of yourself

you're not required to tell the truth over the internet, but you're really stretching it, pal

sorry I'll probably never find myself out in your shitty, inbred state; I would've loved to sodomize you after beating you until your bones turned to dust

>>728994383
He probably developed a fetish for shit after your sand castle shit christening. Just hoping to relive those kid-chasing glory days.

When i was about 13-15 years old i had a dog and then my sister had a dog, both female. fucked up kid me would furiously masturbate and then fuck the dog in the mouth, forcing it to blow me. Then i would blow my load in it's mouth and let it out of the room.

>be 12 or 13
>live in trailer park in country
>shoot birds with BB gun for fun
>put dying birds on anthills
>fun shit

>>728987340
Omfg bees. I remember when I was 6-7, I used to find a empty rubbish cup or bag and head to our back oval of our school when it was lunch time to look for bees. I'd catch them by stepping on them, not hard enough for it to die instantly but enough for it to not be able to fly away. I'd round up a bunch in my bee cup and just look at them. Showing it to my friends thinking how cool it was. I'm sorry bees.

One time I dropped a crumb on the ground and didn't pick it up

>>728994697
And an NRA right-wing extremist. Even better. Please, keep enforcing the stereotype.

>>728995117
13-15 years old
you were old enough to know what you were doing
there's no excuse for this, you're a piece of shit

>>728994974
Okay, kiddo, keep telling yourself theres no one bigger or stronger than you, im sure that fantasy will work out in your favor somehow

stay in school, son, remember that im always in the good ol WA if you need a good ass reaming ehehe

>>728994855
You'd be surprised how hot a well-placed scar can be. Probably did her a favor with the right kinda guy.

>>728994929
Found the child of a single mother!

>>728995373
you wouldn't be able to fuck with me
I'm the Tom Platz of abs

>>728991067
Don't be a double nigger

>>728995465
This isnt an anime, scars rarely end up looking like anything other than an unsightly indent where a chunk of flesh is missing

>>728995257
NRA EXTREMIST? Most people raised in a town away from urban areas are taught these general outdoor skills. Has this place really been taken over by super liberals?

>>728995317
Yeeeeeah. Pretty much what this guy said. I did the same but just letting my grandma's dogs lick my dick head. Except I was 5. 15? You're mentally ill.

>>728995613
Well I am the cream

>>728995465
Maybe i've always been overthinking it.
If it even scarred, maybe it 's barely even visible.
I actually appreciate your post

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>>728995187
>>Bee cup.

I had to babysit these shitlord kids that i hated.
One was like 9 and I was 12
Her mom let her wear leggings so i snapped some pics when she wasn't looking and went upstairs
I proceeded to fuck her dad's fleshlight after rubbing my dick on all of her moms bras and panties
I blew my load in it looking at the girls ass

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>>728992375
>people like us

>>728995682
"General outdoor skills"

Whooooooooa boy. We've got someone thinking this is still little house on the prairie and these "skills" are normal to have. I mean, we live in a modern society. There is literally no need to know how to shoot unless you're mentally ill enough to join the service or, well. you. NRA gun nut southern good boy hoo howdy ding dang doo.

>>728995373
>>728995613
Delusion. Delusion as faaaaaaar as the eye can seeeeee.

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>>728989723
I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud right now.

>>728992364
i started slow with handjobs but after that worked two days in a row I quickly moved on. After it was a regular thing there were times I got 3 or four blowjobs and sex in the same day. She would never refuse a request as long as it meant we were still friends.after awhile she didn't even question what I asked her to do she just did it. I was a real asshole on a power trip for awhile. Besides basicly on demand sex I could make her do humiliating or gross things for my pleasure. I started to try to find a limit but I never hit one. She let me put bananas and carrots in her pussy then she ate them. Once when we were 15 she was blowing me in the empty corner of the park and two boys( 12 or 13 maybe) who were heading to the skate park on the other side caught us. I let them watch as she blew me and swallowed my cum. They were wide eyed and almost sweating while watching. I asked if they ever seen boobs before. No. So I had her show them her boobs and let them touch me. They got so worked up it got to me and I had her jerk them off one at a time. They thanked me and gave me 20$ which confused me but it was 20 bucks so hey. Those are just some of the things I put her through.