Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>728967811
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>728977951
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Best girl claimed.
Stream now, hope to see you all there!
Twitch tv/ashensylpheed
>>728977733
You want crop!
Still here
and
>>728978740
Uh yeah.
>>728978767
Alright cool
>>728978896
Uh yeah?
Claiming best girl.
>>728978935
Gothic Lolita
>>728979152
Admiral?
>>728978943
yea sweet pretty sweet
This is turning out to be a pretty brutal birthday.
Time to get smashe- I mean, drink in moderation.
>Misaki Claimed
>>728979152
Saber is absolutely the most terrible waifu.
Personality is blander than blanched potatoes
>pic related: its where saber belongs
>>728979332
how old rory?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>728978767 thick loli dragon
I'm alright with it for 2 reasons. 1) there's like 50+ mangas out there for Fairy Tail, about 500+ chapters
2) the only chapters i really care about are the ones where juvia is important.
Plus I'm More into collecting cd albums and stuff like that
And i would say goodbye... if i didnt fall asleep
It was pretty good, and i made them myself. It's an easy and healthy go to meal for me
>>728979323
Sorry if my responses slow down I'm in the shower. I'll check every now and again
>>728979626
fuck off mai
>>728979518
27
>>728979659
hot
>>728979837
gratz man I'm almost there
kids when?
hi i feel awful
>>728979741
>>728980025
You are awful
>>728980025
cool
>>728980025
Good
>>728979912
It's just a shower really. >>728980025
Hello Mado. Why?
>>728980000
Next generation is taken care of. No kids from me.
>>728980066
>>728980090
>>728980092
that's kinda mean.
>>728980110
stomach cramps
>>728980056
nothin personnel kid
>>728980195
why not
family needs more cooking little faggs
>>728980056
>>728979741
OKAY, Mai. Its time to stop. You started this "meme" by replying fuck off mai to everyone of your posts. Its getting annoying and its a shitty meme. If it can even be called that. Mai, you're the scum of the thread, an unwanted dreg. You constantly shitpost. So much your ass is jealous what comes out of your mouth. You hurt sachi. You drove Chen away. But then took it far enough to create an alternate persona, Mi liu
Fuck off, mai.
>>728980025
Hello awful, I'm dad.
>>728980245
Ah. Any idea why? Maybe medicine will help?
>>728980110
still hot being you showering
>>728980591
That doesn't really fit with what i said though.
>>728980671
I'm well aware of why. No it's too late for that.
>>728980778
Hi fit with what I said though, I'm dad.
>>728980778
Is it your periods?
If you have sex on them it takes away the pain
>>728980431
One is enough for any family.
>>728980941
i don't get the joke
>>728981003
yes
>me ever having sex
>>728981005
maybe next year
>>728981024
konata
>>728979550
Holy shit, that's a lot. Yeah, I could see why you would aim to get all of those... but at the same time - think of how proud you could be that you own way too much manga! Wait a second...
Though if you only really care about Juvia, that's actually a really good idea. You don't want like a poster of her or something?
I have a friend who's dad collects a BUNCH of CDs. I couldn't ever really get why, but that's just because I use my phone whenever I want to listen to something.
I get that! It gets really hard to stay up sometimes after you've been awake for a while.
Alright, I have to ask. Scrambled or sunny side up? That's where the yolk is in the middle, right?
>>728980025
I hope you feel better soon!
>>728981024
>>728980707
Ha. Calm down everyone showers. >>728980778
That sucks. Pain here you come
>>728981069
Have it with me.
>>728981126
thanks dragon loli
>>728981236
end it all please.
>>728981303
i don't want to have it
wtf
>>728981107
yuiko
>>728981234
hello hello mister king <3
>>728981236
everyone is not you
Wii fit balance board
>>728981395
False king -_-
Come on big money!
>>728981393
I have a nice dick though. And it makes you feel better.
>>728981393
Sorry. Like you too much for that.>>728981425
They may not be yeah.
>>728981670
may? explain now
>>728981475
hmm
>>728981927
But it's just a shower
>>728982231
take a pic of you in it and send it to me
>>728981395
i dont really know why i replied to you, sorry. im just about to go to bed.
have a nice night
:o
>>728982231
but its YOU in the shower
>>728981665
i'm not convinced that would make me feel better.
>>728981670
How sweet of you.
>>728982402
sweet naps
>>728982426
My friend that's a girl told me. And the orgasm would make the cramps hurt less.
>>728982208
Thanks it was making my autism flair up
>>728982356
No. not into doing that. >>728982411
Yeah but I'm doing it to be clean. >>728982426
Yeah. Not killing people you talk to is pretty hard
>>728982599
you dirty tease
>>728979493
Chen?
>>728982562
I still don't really want that.
>>728982599
Drunk EDF singing when?
>>728979152
Old-Styled Lady.
>>728982595
dont leave for 2 days :(
>>728981126
Yeah, that all translates to about 277 episodes of anime but some is filler and a lot of the later chapters haven't been adapted yet.
I mean i like the show as a whole but i value juvia far above anyone. And maybe one day when i move out or something i will. Honestly the thoughts crossed my mind a times
Yeah most of my music is on my phone but i like to collect cds also just so i can have them and in case i need to use a car that doesn't have an aux, like my moms car.
Yeah they were sunny side up, love me some sunny side up eggs
>>728982725
In not even teasing. >>728982830
Whenever I have something to drink with you. Then I will sing
>>728982830
Why not? I can be gentle and sweet or slutty and erotic.
>>728982808
The trash.
Your waifu is trash. Utter rubbish
>>728983120
Okay
>>728982881
Doing good Ruri
>>728982974
I accept that.
>>728983037
I'll pass and stick to my eternal suffering.
Sorry Rory, I might have to head to bed soon.
Alcohol's taking effect fairly quick and I have a meeting with a friend in less than nine hours.
Take care all.
>>728982922
I couldn't if I wanted to -_-
>>728983324
Alright. No clue when it will be.
>>728982974
blame it on me now
>>728983825
>1girl
I don't see it :^)
What's up, cutie?
>>728983822
No rush, we can play overwatch until then
>>728982970
That's a lot of episodes, holy hell. That's like One Piece levels of anime.
Sounds like you're really dedicated to Juvia! Why can't you stylize your room? Parents strict or just don't really want something like that?
Still, that's kinda a cool hobby. I just use headphone s while driving sometimes, which isn't a very good idea. I don't think anything bad can really happen but it is technically illegal.
Noooo! Scrambled eggs are waaaaay better! Though sunny side looks a lot better for presentation.
I'm probably off for the night, just gonna go back to sleep. Hope you all have a great night! <3
>>728983925
Yeah I didn't do anything wrong >>728984588
I can play now if you like. Well whenever my pc finished this update
>>728984745
im not really feeling up to im about to sleep anyway
>>728984745
>I'm going to shower
>implying I won't try to picture that and some scenarios
you little tease
>>728984905
Alrighty then. Some other time. >>728985035
Uh yeah? Should I just say I'm going on a walk or something?
>>728984349
Rood.
Not much, just sitting here eating cereal. It's been a while since I've really dropped in for the night.
>>728984705
Not quite one piece cause that's like 500 episodes but it'll undoubtedly hit 300 before it's all over
I mean she is myfavorite character in anime of all time but my mother doesn't know I'm into anime and stuff so I'd probably have to explain it to her.
You need to hear emergency vehicles that's why they don't let you drive with headphones.
Scrambled is alright but i like to have the yolk cooked just enough to be halfsolid and half liquid then dip my toast in the yolks. Best breakfast
Goodnight kanna aka thick loli dragon
>>728985234
no I like to picture you showering its ok you can tease
>>728983253
Eh, slow night so far. Just playing ARAM's until I feel tired enough to sleep.
How about you, Saber?
>>728985640
Im not going to. I dont know you.
>>728985786
b-but you just did
>>728985663
>Aram
>Nice taste
NA ?
Claimed.
>>728985841
No I said I was taking a shower. A totally normal thing.
https://youtu.be/UpSHC1dqX1o
>>728985663
Just playing through New Vegas again
>>728986196
again not normal if its you
Today was the best day ever
>>728986513
It is just a shower. I pour water and rub soap on myself to stay clean.
>>728986033
Zeig?
>>728986334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kgQsGf7nos
>>728986640
What happened?
>>728986640
Hello Love
Why was that?
>>728986665
Myyy
>>728986773
>>728987039
Got a job where i can make double what i needed, roommates are here earlier than expected and getting jobs now, i got to play with birds and hold snakes and not one canadian team won in the first round of playoff hockey
>>728987186
Guac?
>>728987404
tell me more
>>728987667
Tell you more what?
>>728986773
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
Hello pet
Kill me.
>>728987304
Sounds like everything is going great right now
And Calgary still has to play their first game so not every Canadian team. At least not yet
>>728988081
you need a spanking too
>>728987304
Damn, sounds like things are really looking up for you m8!
>>728988020
Long time no talk.
>Good music choice
>Good idol to boot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew_heGDWUtg
>>728988081
Hi Shizuzuzuzuzzuzuzu. What happened?
>>728987810
of you showering
>>728988244
No.
>>728988081
No, bad. Go to sleep!
>>728986773
Heil!
>>728988089
>implying calgary can wim in Anaheim
>>728988199
Finally yes
>>728988297
o-ok
>>728988198
why?
>>728988199
Hello. Not dealing well with (lack of) sleep
>>728988346
grr
>>728988494
why not
>>728988484
Yeah. dont make it weird.
>>728988444
>trips
I hope they do.
Can't stand any hockey teams from cali
>
Anyother sport i like at least one cali team just not hockey.
>>728988396
Where have you been lately?
>>728988444
So this is where I bug you for shekkles, right?
>>728988494
RIP Shizu. Guessing it's been hard getting to/staying asleep?
>>728988575
I'd pick all 3 at the same time
>>728988657
But ducks are my babe...
>>728988668
That comes later but spoilers* ill ask for sexuals in return*
>>728988807
>>728988714
That wasnt an offer and it would be messy anyways.
>>728980478
>you drove Chen away
What the fuck?
Did Mai wrote this aswell?
Oh.
This thread is pathetic af.
>>728988873
but it was and it would be messy even if I picked 1
sleep byes
>>728988994
Bye.
>>728988544
sounded like i was in trouble?
>>728988668
yup. rip indeed.
>>728988807
No cali teams. Especially the Kings or sharks
I like Calgary but usually I'd root for the wings but they're not in it this year so Calgary it is
>>728988668
Around, just having some issues on my end.
Should be back tomorrow (maybe)
>>728989350
>especially kings/shorks
So ducks just for me ;-;
>>728989540
I keep forgetting
>>728988807
Fuck. No shekkles for me I guess...
>>728989291
Are you sick or something of the sort? Or is it just common insomnia?
>>728989483
Ah, internet problems suck.
>Assuming that's what it is.
>>728988199
Its been a while. Some things have changed.
>good idol
Best* :^)
>>728988494
I did, now you do
The best girl, no discuss
>>728989540
I mean i don't really hold any grudges against the ducks, the wings beat them in the playoffs back when they were in the western. The Sharks did and i just never forgave them and the kings cause i hate LA.
Much rather see a Canadian team win it all rather than a cali team.
>>728988988
I thought we were all lovely people
>>728989814
Wish they were internet problems (If we're talking about connection issues) , would've been so much easier to deal with, kek.
>>728990164
Are you?
>>728989814
combination of external time issues and insomnia.
>>728990429
I don't know, am I?
>>728990687
You seem kinda lonely and retarded
>>728989975
Other than the claim, what has?
>Best
Now let's not make hasty assumptions there. :^)
>>728990298
So much RIP then. Good luck to ya, m8!
>>728990485
External time issues? And jeez, ever thought of sleeping pills?
>>728990869
Danke, now I need to go, take care now.
Good talking, even if it was short.
>>728990866
Sounds about right
Hello everyone.
>>728991307
Bout time you showed up
>
>>728991171
Cute pic
>>728991307
Hi Hanako
Goddamn that day was way too long. Im looking forward to that half bottle of Jack at home.
>>728991410
Hello Juvia. Sorry, i know i'm a little late tonight..
>
>>728991447
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
I need sleep,
Nighty night everyone
>>728991902
Yeah more like too late. I need to sleep now.
Maybe tomorrow
>>728991760
Happy birthday Rory.
>>728992187
I'll try to be on earlier tomorrow. Goodnight Juvia.
>>728991760
Stop drinking so much man
>>728991760
Jelly
>>728991902
About to play ps4 I think.
>>728990869
Acually thats about it..
Im not assuming anything. Just correcting you
>>728992460
Whatcha gonna play?
>>728992855
That's it, eh? That a good thing?
Some pretty hefty assumptions you're laying down. Gunna need a peer reviewed and approved paper to back you up there!
>>728992933
Probably more kingdom hearts. Working on it nice and steady. Maybe one day get the motivation to bash my head into uncharted 2 again.
>>728993273
Sounds fun. Haha still not ready to tackle that eh?
>>728993776
:burg:
>>728993213
I think it is.
Thats too much work for something we already know the answer to
>>728993776
Yeah. I feel like I burned myself out on it a bit you know? Did just finish the first game.
>>728993983
Well that's good. How have you been, anyways?
Right, the answer is false!
>>728994041
hello hello miss Tomoko!
>>728994375
Good morning Rei.
>>728994421
Hello. How are you?
>>728993776
Good evening sweetie~
>>728994537
I'm okay! just tired and have a headache! but otherwise wonderful!
what about you, friend?
>>728994541
hello hello miss firekeeper!
>>728994041
Yeah i get you. Hopefully that doesn;t happen with Kingdom hearts.
>>728994541
Good morning love~ How are you?
>>728978943
Which means you want the punish.
>>728994802
So why do you suck at the dash challenges?
>>728994639
Good evening to you too, love anon!
How are you?
>>728994687
Pretty good, just got up. Sadly I already have to go out of comfy and into the rain, I have to go shopping...
And how about you? Slept well~?
>>728994537
Hello there.
>>728994639
Maybe go to bed you sound pretty beat up. Just sitting right now.
>>728994687
Yeah but if it does just go back to uncharted dark souls bloodborne.
>>728994773
I mean I havent done anything wrong.
>>728994881
How is your day shaping out?
>>728994878
They are hard. Unlike those big beast things.
>>728994939
Lying is wrong!
>>728994969
Untrue! Dashing is way easier then the big ol beasties
>>728994802
hello hello Saya!
>>728994880
I'm doing the best I can!
>>728994939
ah... do I really sound that bad? I'm sorry!
>>728994939
A bit too early to tell, I just woke up a few moments ago.
What about yours?
>>728995207
I don't know. Combat is pretty easy.
>>728995234
Hello hello anon!
>>728995207
I dont lie though.
>>728995234
Its okay. Always fine if you would rather stay or you cant sleep or something.
>>728995316
Ah. Its midnight right now and I dont really have anything planned at all besides maybe some kingdom hearts.
>>728994334
Not counting some health problems right now, its fine i guess. Studying, playing, missing things as before.
Yes, that you saying that im making assumptions is false.
>>728995527
you seem to be doing well, I'm glad <3
>>728995612
I'll keep my options open! I have water, I'll try drinking that and closing my eyes for a bit.
>>728995612
You've been playing a lot of that lately.
>>728995527
I'm getting better at it!
>>728995612
But you said Louise lewds herself
>>728994880
Aww that sucks...What are you shopping for?
I'm good. Somewhat, i ended up only getting about 2 1/2 hours of sleep. But it was totally worth it~~ What about you, how was your evening?
>>728994939
True, a little variety should cure that right up.
>>728995741
Alright hopefully rest comes to you.
>>728995746
Yeah. I dont really do much so if I keep myself busy I dont feel as bad.
>>728995802
In private and im sure its pretty hot so no worries.
>>728995827
Yeah. Not sure if I should try to sleep early today.
>>728995741
Mhm, watched Louise play some hyper light drifter. She died a lot and missed most of the secrets, but it was pretty fun.
>>728995802
There's a challenge room in town you can access once you've beat 3 bosses.
>>728995623
Still missing the trains? Or have you gotten better at it?
I feel you on the health problems, I came down with a major cold that had me in bed for 2 days straight.
Now now, no need to twist my words around!
>>728995234
That you surely do!
Any plans for the night?
>>728995827
Some vegetables, fresh and crispy bread for breakfast and maybe some nachos.
...tonight You're going to sleep earlier, no 'but's~
It was pretty okay, I programmed a little more, started the work on one of the bigger projects, then played some Souls. I finally got access to the PvP arenas, and... Well... As much as I consider myself a pretty good player I got my ass handled to me so many times I called quits after some time..
>>728992332
The day Ive had today, I need one to help unwind. Holy hell was it brutal.
>>728995983
thank you <3 your words mean a lot to me, you know?
>>728996100
that's okay! if she's new to the game, it's all you can expect from her!
>>728995983
She does no such thing! My waifu is pure!
>>728996100
I didn't die thaaat much
Also I will definitely do that if you remind me next stream
>>728996160
sleep soon, I think! it's been a long one!
>>728996162
hello hello <3 was dinner well at least?
>>728995983
So you still feel bad?
>>728996261
I havent had it yet. Just got home and fell on the bed for a bit.
>>728996193
Its nothing much. Pretty sure everyone says about the same sort of thing.
>>728996217
Jeez we went over this. You pretty much are like Batman keeping their secret identity. Except you know its lewd instead of a secret identity.
>>728996280
Nah. I can get pretty caught up in these games.
>>728996372
ah... that's strange to me! it's half til four here, so I assumed you'd eaten by now!
please do take care of yourself, friend <3
>>728996468
but it's coming from you! and that makes it special!
>>728995983
Got something to do tomorrow?
>>728996160
Yummy, sounds like it's worth the walk in the rain~
I know I know, i promise i will~
Sounds like a decent evening. There are PvP arenas? Oh my, someone was actually able to best the mighty Firekeeper~? I actually tried out some PvP today as well. It did not go well...
>>728996193
True. The game isn't too easy.
>>728996217
Well, there were some really dumb deaths. Like having full medkits and dying out of combat to something that does 1 dmg.
>>728996527
Its 17:32 over here. Not sure what dinner actually is tonight.
>>728996527
Its nothing really. Dont worry about it.
>>728996660
No.
>>728996468
That's good I suppose.
https://www.pcgamesn.com/german-twitch-broadcasting-license
>>728996805
Yeah its a good thing.
>>728996468
Except in this case, it'd be like you confused Bruce Wayne with Broots Wayb
Broots is not batman
Louise is not lewd
>>728996661
...hush, I sometimes forget how many medkits I have
>>728996950
Saw this earlier. Kind of stupid.
>>728997106
Who? Im not confusing anyone.
Tomo
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