Story time /b/ >Be me in highschool >had a 8/10 girlfriend

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go on

>>728972976
Bump

Waiting

>>728972976
I am intrigued

>>728972976
>ponder on the best course of action
>decide i want him to hurt for something out of his control
>he needs to feel my pain
>I scope out his house for a few days
>decide that the best thing to do was wait for everyone to leave and then strike
>I soon found that he owned a nice little dog
>that shit mine nigger.jpg
>waited until everyone was gone
>GO GO GO
>jump out of my car so fast
>sprint in the front door
>i need a lockpick fuck
>walk in sadness back to my car
>get in
>drive home
>open amazon prime
>buy 30 dollar lockpick set
>wait 5-7 buisness days
>got it baby
cont

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continue you fuck

keep it coming

inb4 open the door get on the floor

>Got my lock pick
>Wait a few more days
>sit across the street watching his house waiting over the span of a day
>why dont these niggas leave
>finally everyone is gone
>chad at school, mom being slut down the road, grandma gone to bingo or some shit
>Walk gracefully up the window where the dog was barking like hell at me
>you gonna be my doggo
>fumble with the lockpick and decide that it was not like fallout
>i just kicked that bitch in
>tired of this shit
>doggo is fucking flipping at me
>take my tire iron and hit that motherfucker
>did i mention i had a tire iron
>the dog whimpers
>bam
>bam
>bam
>THAT WAS MY BITCH CHAD
>doggo down
>home had ADT home security
cont

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>>728974013
thats fucked up man, doggo didn't do anything

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Ded doggo ? :D

>>728974013
Dubs says this has a ruse ending, likely a everybody do the dinosaur or reply or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

>>728974344
Give me back my dubs you nigger

Op's a special kind of faggot today

>>728974375
No.

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cont

>at this point i was debating on what to do
> i decided that this was the time to act
>pick up that fucking dead lab and fireman carry him to my car
>threw that nigga in the passanger
>threw that bitch in drive
>flying through the streets
>figure that i should slow down cops will look for speeding cars away from the scene
>drive home no problem didnt hear any sirens or anything so i thought i was good
>now i have a problem
>i got a dead dog in my passenger seat and he didnt even put on his seatbelt the whole way home
>Not korean so eating was not an option
>Should i bury him? should i fuck it?
>i figure that the best time to go see chads tears were right now
>shit dude
>go back to scene with dog in passanger
>cops
>chad
>not a place i want to be with a dead dog next to me
>think of best way to dispose
>dump him off around the cornor
>haha +1 anon Chad 0
cont
Hold on guys need to make dinner real quick

>>728974539
Quality thread

>>728974461
Fuck you

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>>728974539
fak your spagetthiii and mheatballs its, story timE my , NIGGHA

>>728974375
I got you fam take my trips

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>>728974539

I'm 12*7 and what is this?

Fucking cont op stop making dinner

>>728972976
The way I see it Chad has at least +2 points on you already pussy.

>>728974943
Kek

>>728975374
This is true

>>728975374
Please elaborate how Chad had +2

OP here im back. Will type cont right now

>>728975498

Welcome back babe

>>728975553
Two off of quads

>>728975374
I only see Chad having +1 for dating ops ex

>>728975457
Took yiis girl and is stronger than op

Discrepancies in your story.... first you said the dog was little. Now you have to fireman carry the fucker?


I'm all up for a good bullshit story. But come on man. Try harder.

Op broke into chad's family home by doing so he ruined there sense of security 1+. And Op killed chads doggo 1+. 1+1=2

>>728975498
>not having it pretyped
Type faster you nigger

>>728974539
What did the dog do to you

>>728975756
I call my labs little, but only cuz I also have a great dane
Not op btw

>>728975457
ended his relationship, stole his girl, isn't a huge pussy and confronts people face to face instead in hiding in the bushes for hours

>>728974013
Fucking psychopath.
Go kill yourself the world doesn't need you.

>>728975457
He talks shit to you in front of your girl and you puss out +1 then steals your girl +1. God knows what else your not telling us.

>>728975966
DOGGERED
HE'S NOT A PSYCHOPATH
HE'S A SOCIOPATH YOU STUPID CUNT

>>728976043
I'm not op just saying

>>728976082
what difference /b/?

>>728976195
Google it cunt

Chad sounds awesome, you're a dog murdering coward who has to jerk off to the memory of the girl who left you for chad.

Hurry up Op

>>728976195

Read book faggit

>>728974013
CONTINUE DAMN IT

>>728976293

NO PRESSURE THIS IS SAFE PLACE

>>728976195
Are you fucking illiterate or some shit what the fuck

>>728974539
>drive off from the scene
>thinking about ways of making his life even worse
>butchered dog isnt enough to fill my bloodlust
>Ex gf is next for being a hoe
>she didnt have a dog
>fuck
>but she has one of those cats that hang around the neighborhood and no one really owns it but that lady who buys the catfood and leaves it outside does kinda
>shes that cat lady
>this will absolutely devastate her and fill my lust
>I watch outside her house and wait for her and her aunt to leave
>Boom now is the time
>i begin circling the neighborhood and looking for this motherfucker
>find him like 2 fucking blocks away
>throw that lil cat pussy in my car
>why am i still a virgin?.jpg
sorry for the long posting time i am drunk now
.

>>728974321
not cool, man

>>728976418
Drunk story...woot

>>728976418
hope you die irl op. fuck you and good luck on that kid stealing your girl. pussy bitch.

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>>728976418

>>728976252
>>728976278
>>728976371
You faggots can't tell me because you don't know and shit. fuck niggers.

>>728976666
satan kitty quads check'd

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I don't even know if I am comfortable anymore.

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>>728976418
poor doggo

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>>728976745
the time it took you to post that you coulda just looked it up lol

>>728976888
Nice trips

>>728976888
kitty trips check'd

>>728976893
I am autist.. why I do shit easy way! REEEEEEEEE!!!

>>728976418
still lurkin OP!

>>728976418
You've fucked up big time OP.

1701 John F Kennedy Blvd, Philadelphia, PA 19103

>>728977117
oh shit

>>728977117
ruh roh raggy

>>728976745
Does your computer only connect to 4chan you lazy bastard?

>>728977117
I see what you did there

>>728972976
This is a sad story about a sad little man getting cucked by Chad, taking it out on anamals.

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>>728977117
you aint gonna do shit anon

>this cat boutta die
>i get to enjoy this kill
>take her home to my moms house
>rush down to the basement
>close door
>throw on bed
>"Oh baby im gonna slaughter this pussy"
>take handy swiss army knife
>slice throat
>stab once in the heart
>oh shit dude just like the gore threads
>this is nasty.png
>puke in wastebasket
>lots of blood on my sleeping bag now
>fuck why do i even bother
>throw cat in the wastebasket
>lolthisishowabortiondoctorsfeel
>see bed sheets
>gonna takes weeks to explain this to the lady at the laundry mat
>take sheets throw them in basket
>ded cat lol
>take wastebasket and go back into car
>o shit i see a pattern
>i drive over to ex gfs house
>take the dead cat and throw it in her lawn
>fuck ur gnomes nigga
>drive away fast
>watch her social medias as she posts a bunch a shit about her cat dying
>haha!
>exacted my revenge
Thats about it guys, but yeah anyone since then i dont like i just kill their pets
>thats a good conversation starter.pgn

>>728977117
no way

>>728977117
Does he live in Comcast center? Or an apartment near there? Or the Panda Express? Just wondering

>>728976418
why still a virgin indeed. I mean it's not like you're a pussy stalker bitch who vents rage on unrelated/weaker parties... OWAIT kys

>>728977387
I do BJs for homeless people in an alley near there

>>728974321
honestly whats up with all of the your mom will die posts tonight

>>728977351
Any other pet killing stories?

>>728977351
You are a virgin because you're a petty disgusting fuck. Stay a virgin forever and die of aids.

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>>728977117
Outside his house right now.

>>728977533
Kek

>>728977595
Kek

>>728977595
hey man fuck off im trying to sleep in here

>>728977595
KILL HIS PET

>>728977351
lol OP sleeps on the basement floor in a sleeping bag and they won't even let him use their washer/dryer... Hold this L OP. Lookin forward to Chad beatin u senseless ^.^

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>>728977351

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HA. great story anon .

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>>728972976
>gets dropped for based chad
>takes it out on defenseless animals
>throws up due to being the real pussy
>sleeps on a sleeping bag, in the house

sounds like you need a bayonet skull fucking shit bag. it's not too late to walk into traffic anon.

>>728976666
Nice quads

Kys>>728977429
I bet Chad fucks his ex on the regular.

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>>728977698
FFS, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE STOP FUCKING KILLING THE PETS! WTF!

>>728977351
Fuck you OP !

>>728973488
>buy on Amazon
>wait 5-7 business days
What kind of pleb are you?

>>728979180
One that doesn't pay extra obvi

>>728979180
I bought something on march 3rd and am still waiting for it

>>728979796
What the fuck did you buy and from where

>>728977351
>>728976418
There's a psychological profile for animal abusers. They're usually omega males that are too cowardly to sort out their problems with other human beings so they attack a weaker target. Coincidentally, it's the same profile for child molesters for similar reason.

You're a class act, OP.

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>>728980035
>omega males

thats a term i have not heard before

>>728980247
It's males that take a lot of omega 3

>>728979966
A fidget spinner

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>>728981116
Dude no way I've been looking for those! I just didn't know their name thanks fam

>>728981722
no problem /b/ro

>>728980466
OP here i can confirm i enjoy a 1 a day vitamins

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>>728974539
Lab is small dog?
A dog you have to fireman carry is something you would call small?
fake and gay

>>728982177
U prolly take 1 a day women's since ur a fag

>>728980247
It's worse thanging being a beta. betas may be awkward or passive but Omegas are people that straight up cannot function with other people and are often excluded from the pack/tribe

WTF dude if you hate someone just burn their fucking house down instead of killing their pets, collateral might happen tho.