Hey /b/ I'm planning on killing myself, anything I should

>>728962746
heya anon, before you die can you gift me bayonetta, i would really really appreciate it man. im .. serious though. i hope you find your way. good luck

get a cistern, which you use as a toilet, once its full you take a deep dive, searching party gonnna have fun times digging shit from shit

12/10

>>728962746
livestream it

livestream the whole filling up cistern aswell

>>728962746
edgy 12 year old thats gonna have the fbi show up at his house tomorrow.

>>728962746
Gibe mi ur monies plox

>>728962746
livestream faggot

>>728963307
Don't worry, I'm serious.

>>728962746
Take a long drive/walk
Think over reasons you think you're ready to check out forever, even though you feel you've "thought enough"
Realize there's something incredibly fulfilling waiting for you somewhere down the road, and even if it's a small chance of ever happening, the reward would be infinitely worth it
Suddenly remember family/friends/people you've never met before who need you around
Put it off until you're in a better state and decide NOT to do it

"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”

God loves you and has great plns for your life, and for whoever you might impact, son. If you mean it, keep yourself alive.

>>728963522
said the last faggot

>>728962746
If you really decide to do it, don't. There are many people in this world that love you. Imagine how sad they would be if you really did it. Think about it.

Kill someone you hate then kys

If you are gonna do it, don't take anyone out with you man, no reason someone else should suffer just because you wanna be a dumbass and off yourself.

I agree with everyone else, just kill someone you hate then kys. It might just work.

>>728964045
That's not really a problem when you're dead. I'm reasonably smart so I could probably synthesize some kind of destructive device if I wanted to. I'm more here for like, creative ideas in the long term. I am set on this, but why waste potential? Even if it takes years of planning.

Death brings darkness. Suicide brings pain. If you want peace, health and joy, you will only find it by keeping alive. Let God take control over your soul, wear you with his best spirit, renew your heart, life and mind. You just need to allow him, and nothing else.

Allow him. You´ve been denying for too long. And it has brought you to this.

I'm presenting you an alternative.

The alternative that gives another chance for you. Like a player that enters again in the field after months being injured. Or a inmate that gets a chance to leave his cell. You are locked inside a cell of sadness. God has the key, and he WANTS you to get it.

He is calling you. Now. Give him a chance.

>>728962746
Shoot in a school or a stadium some where you leave with you much people, do something to the rest of us remember you, personally i don't see any point in suicide you just die eventually why you wanna hurry?

>If you want peace, health and joy, you will only find it by keeping alive.

hahahahhaha omg look at this funni guy. dont act all mighty and knowledgeable.do not act.

>>728962746
I'd say kill yourself faggot but

suicide by cop, but do it in some way that makes it world news, run naked into a pride parade firing a mac-10 or some shit

>>728962746
i recommend doing something like taking you school down with you, so your not just one out of the millions who have killed themselves

>>728962746
Yeah. Fucking man up and deal with your problems. One of my besties killed himself. It affects everyone around you. Stop being a cry baby and nut up bitch.

Timestamp with you in a noose

kiss a girl

Hey op, joking or not, if you need to talk to someone, you can talk to me. It's not worth it bro. I dont even know who you are, but things will get better, man.

>>728964357
Gay

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>>728962746
You will feel the pain of living.

The saddest thing in this forum is see how people prefer to sue anonimity to expose even more their dirtness, instead of using it as a sign of light.

Don~t do that. Life is far more worthy.

>>728965658
I he really want to do it never gonna stop him, if he really want and deserve life he don gonna do it, thats all.

We can say anything, the final decision is from anon i don´t suicide just because i want more experiences and things for which to live by but insignificant that they are I have powerful motors of life.

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>>728965335 Here's a picture of the scars from the original picture

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>>728966499
Don´t do it, how old are you?

>>728962746
Heya Op, you could do me a favor and live stream your suicide / what you go out with?

>>728962746
give me your shoes.

>>728966677
That one's not me.

>>728963608
Nigga that shit aint got nothin to do with bitch ass Jesus, fuckign lady liberty lookin ass yee

>>728962746
A flip fagget

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>>728966849
Nope is me.

Be an hero and take as many with you as you can.
Live stream it if it is possible.

Op, whatever problems you're having in your life right now, it's not worth it. I've dealt with depression for 10 years now. There's always a way to get through it. If you're just joking around, then that's cool. Maybe you're looking for attention on here, and that's fine too. But please dont kill yourself. I don't even know who you are and I give a shit whether or not you're alive. If you kill yourself, you're not only hurting yourself, but other people. I love you as a human being, and I'm mad at you for even wanting to put your life to and end.

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Does anyone have more like this? I don't really want to do something unoriginal.

>>728962746
Give all your money to a church

anyone else slightly concerned that this picture hasn't been used anywhere else on the internet

>>728967309
No

if this comment gets dubs do it
if not, dont
its up to kek now

>>728967303
Do it faggit

>>728967309
That's because it's OC see >>728966280

>>728967392
kek says dont
he has plans for you, beta

>>728967303
Give it to some crazy church, then say you're a member

You can find love in this world, child. From people like us. Don´t listen to this people who use their anonimity to spread evil words. They are like powder in the world, and their words will disappear as the wind. People you see here who want to help you are the ones which with the power to change. We love you, I love you. Stick with us.

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>>728967309
Why repost this kind of thing? lol

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Some random things you could do:
1. Lose virginity if haven't yet
2. Finish any shows you need to
3. Express feelings to anyone who you kept secret to
4. Find drug dealer
5. Tell him you need enough heroin to OD on (any drug can do your choice)
6. If you can't afford it go into a black ghetto and scream YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ARE MY PROPERTY and you possibly might get shot
7. If you have a firearm you could kill whoever you hate and maybe some tards to be An Hero
8. Go for a felony or 2
9. Go for your wildest sexual fantasies
10. Think hard about the people who care about and love you, how much your death would pain them. How the release of your depression will carry on and multiply onto your loved ones. The children you could have being lost, never to exist. How many lives you could change, the love you will find, the life you were blessed to be born with. How lucky you are to live in a 1st world country and not living in a mud hut in uganda.
11. Speak with your loved ones who will help carry you into the life you need to live

>>728963079
wait, this guy is about to kill himself and you're asking for a video game???

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Don't die on me, thread.

>>728962746
Buy a gun and go shoot sex offenders and kill yourself before the police catch you

get help.

columbine

>>728971980
Yeah. We all know it's along the river, not across.

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>>728962746
Yep. You should regret that decision and abort. What you need to do is change radically your life. Go live somewhere else. Meet new people. Start from the scratch. Dying will not solve any of your problems. In fact it'll agravate them. Avoid suffering more than you already are. That's the key. Killing yourself will only bring you pain. Instead of commiting actual suicide, you can always commit social suicide and start from the scratch somewhere else. Remember that. Killing yourself is not an option. Never was. It's the same as if you where trying to solve a problem of a white dick in your arse causing pain putting a big black cock in it's place. Will not solve any problems and will cause you more pain.

please don't

Don't kill yourself dude... be a hero, just do another thing...

>>728972666

But, Satan... why u do dis?

Is he dead???

>>728972666
Dude, that was beautiful. Also, OP don't do it. Your /b/ros care.

>>728973992

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>>728963153
>digging shit from shit

steal a car tomorrow do a police chase. ram the car into a wall before you die.

DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD U EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT??? That's not cool dude. You're not cool... :(

>>728962746
Pain of the flesh endured in life is only fleeting anon.

True torment, is eternal.

>>728975153
Yeah because thats SO motivating him to not kill himself, go fuck yourself you dumb cuck

Join isis then blow up a preschool

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>>728963153

>>728962746
>Take a plane to cali
>get nice sports car
>drive by police station
>blanks in gun, fire shots in air
>chase is on
>full speed ahead towards cliff
>cinder block on the pedal
>noose tied to steering wheel
>rip parachute
>glorious death on live TV

Bonus points if the parachute says trump 2016
also if you wear a crotchless fur suit

how many times do i gotta say it, if you go out, go out big

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He did it....

>>728975712
I second this motion

>>728962746
I agree on the making it memorable. Unfortunately, there are almost no ways to make news last anymore, murderers even get forgotten in a month. Major serial killers and pop-stars are the only immortals anymore.
I propose rather than a suicide, following a series of ridiculous and potentially fatal actions, because fear of death is no longer a problem.
If you record each, and upload following each successful disaster, well, maybe at least us /b/tards will remember for a while.
Steal a donut truck, take the cops on a high-speed chase for the headline. Plan your route, have a (separate unmarked) getaway vehicle (stored near where you dump the donuts), it's feasible to not even have to take a loan out in advance for bail.
Graffiti tag congress members homes (and try not to get shot by security, or don't), just retarded shit that normal people can't do.
Accruing debt or becoming wanted doesn't matter if the objective is to die anyways. If you get caught and sentenced for a long time, rather than a short one, can always become an hero then. If it's a short one or a bail is set, /b/ullshit continues.

>>728962746
You should brutalise a granny or a kid in front of a cop until he shoots you to death.

>>728962746
please dont kill yourself.

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Goodbye...

Is OP still alive?

Is he still alive ?

Don't do it please

>>728962746
let the world kill you man I know you sanctioned suicide folk dont like hearing this preachy shit but if you've posted this and haven't actually killed yourself yet then that means that you still have a little bit of life left in you right?

I don't think religion has anything for you unless you can dig that sort of thing but there's a good chance that whatever is haunting you now will follow you through death so it won't fix shit. If you want any peace you gotta pull through and let time fix everything

>>728969140
Bayonettas a good fucking game tho

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>>728968134
Dude, No. 10 hit me hard

For real, though.

Thanks < not OP

If OP is alive then post a pic, if no pic is posted then we can assume he is dead

>>728967309
There isn't enough blood there for him to die, it'll clot. Worse happens is he passes out

I'd like to fuck a big black cock... my pussy is wet

>>728962746
don't kill yourself

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw

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OP here's the suicide hotline

>>728979730
How about a small white one

And get emotional care and love with that ?

>>728962746
Kill ys ur Life IS shit bro

>>728980023
via 9gag.com

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>>728962746
akbar yourself in a crowded place

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Damon story.

>>728962746
start living

>>728965007
Assless chaps, cheap hi point, and chip clips on your nips

A white one is okay... but it has to be a big one... I wanna get raped by a huge one. Someone rape me please

https://discord.gg/MrnWd9k

>>728980221
I D U

>>728980598
You got issues..

sort them out

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>>728965007
do you really want to be naked with all these faggots?

Live a little before you koll yourself.
At this point you have nothing to fear OP, so do whatever you want faggot