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The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you

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The last things you ate and drank are now the only things you can have HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
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Vector cereal and milk

I think I'm set for life
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Tendies and beer.
I'm good, fam.
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Steak and potatoes here
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buffalo chicken pizza and water
ye boi
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Philly cheesesteak and blue gatorade. Could be worse
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Canes and chocolate custard. Don't think I'll last long, but what a way to go
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oysters and cab sav
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>>728959869
You're dead
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>>728959814
muthfuckin canes is my shit nigger. I'm glad they are expanding out here in LA. I used to eat that shit all the time when I was going to Ohio State.
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>>728959942
could be a lot worse
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>>728959551
>Two original chicken sandwiches, large fries from Burger King, and an Arizona Iced Tea

Meh...Could have been WAAAY worse.
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>>728960092
You would dehydrate in like 2 days with only wine and fucking oysters
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>>728959551
chicken ... potatoes ... walmart beer ... id live for awhile
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>>728959551
bagels w/ butter and chocolate milk. fuck yeah dude.
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>>728959551
Water and non-Kraft cheese whiz. Almost got rum and cheese whiz. As-is, I'll die of malnutrition before long, probably won't last a year, scurvy is a definite possibility. If I had gotten rum and cheese whiz, I'd have died of dehydration within the week. Why cheese whiz? I had heart burn; dairy products help. It did.
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Delicious margarita (4oz Anejo tequilla, 2 oz lime juice, 2Tbs agave nectar, 3 oz triplesec) and pizza. I'll be fat but I'm set
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>>728959551
Chicken rings and tater tots. Blueberry pomegranate juice.

Meh good enough.
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>>728959551
>vodka and bacon bap
im gunna die
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>>728959551
My own semen
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>>728959551

Spaghetti and coca-cola.

Fat and diabetic but I'm sure I'll be fine for a while.
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water and bananas, my toilet's gonna be a bomb site
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>>728959551
homemade chicken casserole and iced tea with Jim Beam Fire in it.
i'll get tired of the casserole real quick and probably an hero in a few months.
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Chipotle burrito and an energy drink
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>>728960892
You can OD on bananas
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>>728959722
which one did you drink? i had chicken and water so i am set for life and will be 10x healthier
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>>728961047
Literally scurvy
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Unless everyone ate a huge variety of food at their last meal, everyone is fucked. Most every meal is missing something.

For example, the last thing I ate was your mom. And while pussyjuice and whore-aged snatch cheese is delicious, it's not very nutritious.
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>>728960912
The word "casserole" makes me wanna an hero
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>>728959551
ass and my own tears....


Goddamnit
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Breaded swai in a blackfish rub, fresh cut greenbeans and thai peanut sauce with loaded twice baked potatoes.
Get on my level fu/ck/ers.
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>>728959551
Chocolate n coffee milkshake and chocolate vita biscuits. I guess I will be extremely shaky and regular until I die from dehydration and kidney failure? I might last a few months though
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>>728959551
fried chicken and and chips and garlic bread and fkn gravy..... and water
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Scrambled Eggs with ham in it .reduced fat Cottage cheese. And reduced fat milk. I mean as far living I think I'm golden pony boy
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Fried pasta and creme de menthe
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beer and microwavable burritos
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Gas-grilled ribeye steak, grilled asparagus coated in olive oil and steak seasoning, and water.

I will probably lose a lot of weight if I continue to eat this way.
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Hamburger with ketchup, relish, tomatoes, spinach, cheese a side of raw broccoli and a glass of water.

Ye im gud
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water and chicken pecan salad with extra blue cheese from Wendys.
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Beer and lasagna.
I'll die within a few days due to dehydration, but it's not the worst way to go.
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>>728959551

a booger and unsweetened tea...
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>>728962060
fucking rip
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I literally just ate a booger.
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>>728959551
extra sauce, ex pepperoni, italian sausage, and ex jalapenos PIZZA and mountain dew throwback. Things could be a lot worse
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>>728962375
>have to drink mountain dew every day for every meal for life
I'd an hero tbh
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bleach and dog shit. Well, I'm fucked.
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>>728961307
kek'd
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>>728962481
im already addicted to the caffeine. and the pizza would help curb the taste.
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>>728959551
Wholesome Subway sandwich and water. I think I'm actually good. Got my protein, carbs, fat, vegetables, fiber, sugar, sodium.

May get iron deficiency though. Ah well.
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>>728959551
Kit Kat and water

Sweet
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>salted cashews and cheap beer

yeah i'm probably gonna die soon
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Coffee and pasta with chicken I'll survive ithink
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chicken nuggets and orange flavoured jelly, I win
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>water
>plain white rice with hot sauce poured over it
>mfw

i'm going to kill myself
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Christ - a few Cadbury chocolate mini eggs and cherry Koolaid
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Beer and Jamaican Patties. Fuck yeah
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>>728964699
Nice
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caesar wrap and lime cucumber gatorade. fuck yeah
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>>728964294
That diet makes you want to fuck kids.
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>>728959551
Pussy and sleepy time tea.
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Crab and cheap wine. I guess I'm ok.
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>>728959618
Frosted Flakes.
Does that mean I have to drink milk forever too since it was in the bowl?
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Ribs, rice and coffee.
I'm ok with this.
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>>728959551
Would bang
>water
>organic ramen and tempeh
>oof
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Fried Chicken and Apple Squash.... Could be worse.
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>>728965042
damn straight
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Chicken and cheddar rolled up in a low carb tortilla.

Water.

I'd live.
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>>728959551
whiskey and pizza.
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Mac & Cheese and Diet Bepis

I'm good.
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>>728959551
Double cheeseburger hamburger helper and milk. I'm okay with eating this for the rest of my life.
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Omlette and milk
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> little ceasers smoke house pizza
> fat free milk

pretty fucked now i am fat nigger w/ AIDS
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pasta bake and orange juice
it'd be pretty repetitive, but I can get through a family sized pasta bake in one sitting without a problem.
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>>728959551
Cod with water, so I'm actually a fucking health god now
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Bacon crisp (chips to you Amerifags) sandwich. chocolate chip biscuits (cookies) and Pepsi Max.
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Gin and grilled cheese, I'll die happy
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>>728959551
M&m yogurt and water. Ill be just fine OP
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