G-good evening Anonymous! Welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alic

>>728953130
hey

redblue

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Hi Alice! Hi Anonymous!

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What do you think of owo, >u< and ^w^?

>>728953130
alice3d threads are still gay as fuck

>>728953130
As per usual Sky reporting in for tea, advice and fun. What tea tonight?

>>728953271
retarded 80% of the time, ironic 20% of the time

>>728953130
I see you're still doing this thing.

When will you show me your pretty face? I can't stop wondering how much more beautiful you can be.

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>>728953130
Reporting in *salutes*

alice is an actual goddess

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>>728953177
Hello t-there <4

>>728953271
Cancer <4

>>728953344
I d-don't know, let's see!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4yvqYh2sH

What's up nigger

>>728953370
hey 2B


...or not 2B

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>>728953364
As s-soon as someone buys an Alice Diamonds Account <4

>>728953370
*nods* H-hey 2B. Coming t-to see Space Dandy tonight?

Here. I know you can't drink it, but rest a while.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17EFkZvJ9O0

I made a promise to a girl I would wait for her.
Then she told me to let her go.
It was 6 years I waited, now I feel awful everyday like I'm waiting.
I have a girlfriend, good job, friends, but I still think of her everyday.

What should I really do to close this hemorrhage within?

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*snuggles alice*

bump

whats good famalam

>>728953421
uwu

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>>728953130
Hi Alice,

we w-welcome u.

The wine is set, the tobacco hot and we demanding.

Today I haven´t any trip requests.. could´t get any shrooms from my house dealer. And as I promised I will not go for anything like pod, pills or amphetamines on ur next thread... so I have to wait for a call and ur next thread hopefully..
My day was fine, and I met an old friend on a fair we visited. She went to bed and I have some time for my lullaby-thread.

bring us joy! <4

>>728953421
you... you put it back...will we ever know which one you pulled first?

>>728953370
Hey, 2B, come see anime tonight.

>>728953288
This whole board is gay as fuck

>>728953523
whats up you attention whoring man-woman!

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Hey Alice,how you are tonight ?

>>728953525
If it helps. 6 years is a long time. People can change pretty significantly. She may not even be the same person anymore. Mind you, it will help to stop comparing others in your life to her. We're all different (and constantly changing), so it's not appropriate to make comparisons like that.

>>728953523
Do you have these webms prepared or do you make them as you go along?

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>>728953520
Very original.

>>728953523
I might stop by. What time will you and Reimu be streaming?

And thank you *takes a sip from her cup*

>>728953652
Ah...okay. Then I will certainly make a point of it to attend for a while.

+1 to bump limit.

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Evening, aneki. I'll take a cup, if that's okay.

>>728953884
What can i say, they call me the intelllectually dishonest Shakespeare of /b/

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>>728953884
you should joins in the new shrine discord , is pretty good

>>728953364
The day my fiancee stop bitching arround spending 5k bucks for a face on 4chan..

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Okay I come alone now.
IF and IF you finally fucking listen. I have a deal for ya

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SONATA where are you? I'm tired of coming to these shit threads.

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>>728953513
N-not much, you?

>>728953525
*nodnod* H-how long has it been since she left, Anonymous?

I know the feeling. It wasn't quite as long, but I assure you...it was just as hard. It was just as painful. It was like the whole world was breaking.

That's the only time I've ever felt like I would have to stop as Alice. Not when I had a gun held to my head by an Anon, not when I got threatened for years, not being demeaned or called a trap or insulted....not even when all the knives left in my back by my best friends got too much to bear.

I know it hurts. That means you cared. That's good. It sucks it hurts. I know. But it's great you cared. You should feel great you tried. You should feel like shit it didn't work out.

But let it hurt. It'll heal. Little by little, clot by clot, it'll scar over. It'll heal.

I wish I could make it faster, press a cloth to that wound, help you close it up. But all I can offer you is my love, my support, and my shoulder to cry on.

I've been there. And nothing I've said will make it better, I know. But you are welcome to my shoulder till time heals this wound.

>>728954051
OH MY GOD LMAO

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>>728953421
>an-anonymous

>>728953130
SPREAD YE FOOKIN LEGS YA THOT

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>>728953978
ur pic is cute

>>728953884
It's in the event page! 9cst, 10est

Anime is gay

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>>728954085
Hm?

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>>728953717
I'm n-not an attention whore.

>>728953829
Was b-better. Now not s-so much.

>>728953846
I d-do both <4

>>728953884
10PM EST.

vaughnlive.tv / thehotbox

Everyone is invited, anyone w-who wants to come can.

>>728953978
It's fine Jill. All y-yours.

>>728953130
I want to know why I can only achieve orgasm while watching videos of people getting eviscerated.

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>>728953978
*nods* little sister. Behaving yourself, I hope? You neglected to tell me that you run the new discord for the shrine.

>>728954001
I was quite certain that someone else already carries that title.

>>728954015
So I hear. I might have to defer joining until next weekend, however. I won't be online on Saturday due to other commitments.

>>728954212
Ah, so it is. Thank you.

>>728953523
Just fucking disappear you pathetic piece of shit

>>728954221
How are you blood-chan, long time no see

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>>728954044
S-sorry Jack, but you are t-too late.

>>728954249
Because y-you need to seek medical attention.

>>728954335
Make m-me.

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Parsee is here.
I'm jealous of the warm tea.
I'm jealous of the cute dress.

I don't have anything against you, but I'm sure I can make up lots of reasons to attack you.

>>728954263
Who would carry that title

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>>728953421
Shit man she doesn't even know what she's got

>>728953130
Hey Alice, Glad to see your still with us how have things been with you?

>>728954059
>being demeaned or called a trap
Haha nice try shemale

>>728953523
Oh come on, not even a little sneak peek?
Maybe you can give me an Alice Diamonds membership for free?

Good evening all.

Just lurking for now...


-EMT

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>>728954367
Who's ploingpolng Nigger??!

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>>728954139
I'm trying so hard to ignore the feeling, but I feel compelled to say hello. I remember you from long ago.

How have you been? I realize the futility in asking such questions, since it has been a long while between now and then. But I am curious as to how you are faring.

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~Alert~

Alice2 is a narcissist! Please do NOT give her attention.

Instead try to convince her to seek help.

>>728953978
Hello Jill...has your week improved?

>>728954263
Theres a discord now?

>>728954249
Slippery slope there anon, go seek some professional help..

>>728954445
Heya EMT.

~sky

Avafags and signfags are welcomed and encouraged to post.
c:

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hi alice

it's genkou ^w^

>>728954044
Is this actually Jack?
Lmao that's hilarious.

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>>728954488
:O
you know me?!
mysterious anon?

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>>728954392
Someone w-who thinks fist fights are an acceptable way t-to resolve issues.

>>728954412
I know only I know n-nothing.

>>728954433
S-sorry Anonymous. No refunds.

>>728954428
I'm female d-dear.

>>728954415
They w-were fine till a f-few minutes ago.

>>728954445
*kisses cheek* H-hey there hero.

>>728954514
You d-don't even know what that word means, clearly.

>>728954537
Hey t-there <4 I am s-streaming Space Dandy tonight, y-you want an invite?

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Alice is it true you have a cute small feminine penis and take hrt?

Sup Alice

After my GF broke up with me last month, I had a choice to make:
>High-paying job in DC (I live in Ohio)
>Grad school in California (partial scholarship)

I took grad school and am nervous as fuck that following my passion is going to leave me broke and lost in life.

Money or passion Alice?

>>728954514
I mean you kill dogs for sexual gratification, why should we care about anything you say

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>>728954235
thanks, hon.
>>728954263
ah... I do! it's... an adventure, I'll say that.
also, hey, Louise wanted me to catch up and talk with you sometime, said it would be good for me. you going to be around sometime?
>>728954445
staying safe, livesaver?
>>728954530
I'm... trying, yeah. what about you?

>>728953421
Is that your voice? That's actually cute, so is your clothes

>>728954592
I own both seasons of SD but Ill take an invite beautiful

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>>728954367
I l-love you Parsee <4

>>728954592
I'll fight him for that title :^)

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>>728954355
Uhmmmmmmm I'm doing okay. I miss my fucking laptop so much, I shouldn't have left it home but I was afraid of the cops taking it at the airport and finding all my CP
How about yourself anon?

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>this entire fucking thread

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I still can't bring myself to get help or kill myself

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>>728953130
I love you and wish you were naked so I could masturbate to you.

>>728953130
what are you doing in your free time?

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>>728954597
Y-yes, I have a v-very small penis

My fiance disappeared 4 months ago. No warning. No goodbye. She just left. I'm not sure where she is or what she's doing but I'm still not quite okay. Especially since she got a hold of me the other day and was talking to me as though not a day had passed, she arranged to meet up somewhere, and then disappeared again. I'm losing my mind. I don't know what to do.

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>>728954597
Nope.

>>728954600
Oh don't think about it that way, Anonymous! That's assuming your graduate degree won't work out!

Think of it as an investment. You'll be doing fine dear <4

>>728954645
Yes it is <4

>>728954649
It's s-so good isn't it?

>>728954680
G-get out of here, Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence!

I told you to never dirty my doorstep again! Not after last time!

>>728954530
HEy there

>>728954592
Yea.... "Hero"

Still didn't even begin the process yet.

>>728954610
Yea. Basically. Atleast no one almost killed me today...

-EMT

>>728954671
Buy a new laptop

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>>728954367
Hi there! Exactly who i was locking for, so, we made a group on Discord with all the people from the threads, and i'd like to get you in there as well, do you have an account?

>>728954592
Eh, what happened a few mins ago?

>>728954600
Money can still follow passion, but money won't make you happy in the long run.

>>728954610
Pretty good! Monday was terrible handling intake alone with 4 people there when I got there.....and I may have been exposed to C-Diff last night.....god I hope not...

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>>728954691
Why c-can't you go to therapy, dear?

>>728954757
Programming

>>728954731
That's n-nice.

>>728954787
Oh d-dear, do you have a police case open!?

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>>728954799
Dropping fags and loading mags

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>>728954592
>> >>728954537
>Hey t-there <4 I am s-streaming Space Dandy tonight, y-you want an invite?

sure what time?

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>>728954535
>signfags
Fucking newfags, it's namefags*

>>728954592
I know what it means, it means you need help.

I'm telling you as someone who cares deeply about you.

>>728954597
I want to know the answer of this too.

>>728954603
I never did such a thing, it's just a thread meme.

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>>728954059
>>728953525

Very well said Alice! I've been close to there myself... it will get better, but you gotta accept the loss and let it hurt first. And keep pushing toward the future, and new things, people, and memories to experience.

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Have these threads always been such an avatarfag/RPtard circlejerk?

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>>728954392
I would ascribe that to my assistant, however he lacks the intellectual dishonesty. So nevermind: it's all yours.

>>728954445
Good evening EMT.

>>728954530
Apparently there is. The one that Depth had set up fell through, unfortunately.

>>728954588
I don't "know" you. I only know of you. And I'm 2B; far from an anon, but most certainly not above them. May I call you Luka?

somebody notice me pls

>>728954799
Why are you so best?

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>>728954764
Show it.

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>>728954853
Are you s-serious right now? You are s-seriously going to advertise a discord neither I nor Reimu approve of in m-my thread?

Come on. Have some decorum. Be more professional.

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Half of this thread is alice goons, nearly other half trolls and haters.
Like fuckin' Alice1.

>>728954894
They were WORSE

>>728954919
Traps tend to get attention here.

>>728954916
noticed

>>728954887
>thread meme

dont you mean inside joke

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>>728954898
i am Luka!
2b is pretty okay :)
how do you find out about me?!

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>>728954799
>That's assuming your graduate degree won't work out!

True, Im going about it all the wrong way

>It's s-so good isn't it?

A few episodes, like the ending of the space race, the finale, and the one where Dandy sorta
[spoiler]dies and goes to the afterlife planet[/spoiler]

Almost brought this manly man to tears

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>>728954853
Yee I do have a discord.

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>>728954848
I don't have enough ruble, yet. I'm saving up for an MSI... I think it's $3,000 in dollars or some shit.

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>>728954610
Of course. We can talk in threads or on Steam, whichever you'd prefer.

Hi Alice.

Can you tell me that it will be okay? At least eventually?

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>>728954882
10PM EST <4

>>728954887
You c-clearly don't understand what those words m-mean, but why not try again? Futility is m-my whole game.

I'm not narcassistic and three independent therapists can confirm that. I have depression. Try again.

>>728954878
...f-fine. You can stay.

>>728954898
Good evening.

Still didn't text her. Too busy the past day or two.. Hopefully tomorrow I won't weasel out of it... Again

>>728954898
thank god, i am number one

>>728954991
And is that a good or bad thing?

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>You do not advertise things I don't approve of

Bitch, tone down the ego you are catching up to me

>>728955056
est best t

>>728955031
I mean if you're gonna put CP dont you think you should get something a little more cost effective

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>>728954367
>Tfw there is now another Paru.
Tell me right now, do you like playing a game called 100% Orange Juice

>>728955020
o-o no my spoiler dun goofed

>>728955028
>Kissu

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>>728954950
I'm not advertising anything, i'm asking a person their account so they can be added, easy as that.

>>728954898
2B! Your back! I was beginning to wonder if you were gone for good I guess I should have known better than to have doubted you. Where did you go off to anyway? I wanted to share some good news with you concerning my brother. After
spending the better half of the month trying to talk it out with him about getting help, he finally caved and listened to me for once. Hes managed to find a doctor and is checking into a rehab clinic next week. Fuck after all of these
years of going back and forth on the issue and all of the fights and arguments, to think I only had to listen and encourage some dialogue. It was so stupidly simple.

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>>728954898
Can we talk later? I won't post here so just say yes or no, ok?

>>728953130
I got a fucked up circumcision as an infant. As a result, I have serious sensitivity issues.

I've never had an orgasm during intercourse. Ruined every relationship I've had as an adult; the only good ones I've had were when I was a teenager, cause they weren't experienced enough to know what it felt like when a guy came in them.

Now have a pretty serious hebephilic slant going on. May have been something that I would've had regardless, may not; but the germ in my head that only a virgin is going to be tight enough to make me feel anything won't go away, likely until I've either proved or disproved this theory.

I've never acted on it, though, the only underage girls I slept with were while I was also underage. I'm worried though that eventually, the loneliness & pent up sexual frustration are going to get the better of me. Recently, I've started experiencing what I can only compare to a kind of pon farr.

I don't trust talking to a therapist who knows who I am, & really don't know what to do.

>>728955156
>>728955161
Oh boy. I kissu'd the wrong Parsee!

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>>728955001
I guess, but I never harmed an animal in my life though

>>728955056
You never been to therapy because you do not see anything wrong with you, but there is

I'm celebrating my last day of my 5 year straight degree alone. I could never make friends. I was not happy once. Any of my attempts to achieve happiness are utterly hopeless. I might start smoking tonight after getting too drunk. I don't care about myself anymore, and I don't care where I end up whether it be CEO of Microsoft or forgotten at the bottom of a ditch. I've been contemplating suicide for weeks nonstop, sometimes consuming the entire day. I can't make it in this world.

>>728955058
Er.... Forgot to sign off on it...

-EMT (Not using images for now... Too lazy)

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>>728954839
ah... that's good news though, isn't it?
>>728954866
well, at least it can only get better than that, yeah? hopefully, at least.
>>728955042
thanks, sis <3

>>728953130
Why the stutter?
Is it supposed to be cute?

>>728954872

I just can't make the call still

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>>728955152
Like what? I'm not very knowledgeable about computers

>>728955236
But you get sexual gratification out of the thought

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>>728954887
Oh hey bloodchan

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.........

>>728955339
I mean do you do anything other than just browse /b/?

Get new clothes I'm getting bored

>>728953130
Nice boobs

>>728954995
thank

>>728955268
True. True.

The biggest thing that happened was my car battery kinda dying.

-EMT

>>728955206
Oy vey

>>728955268
True true, the week has improved, and even though I could only stay 30min last night (and again tonight....) Space Dandy was fun to watch

>>728955391
every thread!

>>728955430
np

>>728954872
No. Because from what I understand she just left. She recently received a large amount of money from her grandfather and just left. This information was difficult to attain because her family hates me because I'm not "proper" (think kinda stereotypical California surfer guy).

>>728955391
That body tho, Alice can you show us your belly?

what the hell is going on it's like a buzzing hive of avatar weebs somebody help

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You are lucky this time Osaka I'm meeting my old crew somewhere else
No time to fuck this up
And no, its not the waifu shit thread

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Hello all, it is I! The master of luck, the greek with the sneak, the intellectually dishonest Shakespeare of /b/, Alcibiades!

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>>728955220
But anon, I'm the original one! Knowing that the other Parsee is a lot more popular than me makes me jealous.

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>>728954916
*sees post*

>>728954919
I'm n-not. Just the best we have r-right now.

>>728954939
N-not a trap.

>>728954977
Only one of m-my people here is Reimu.

>>728955020
R-right? I cried.

>>728955043
*sighs and leans against your shoulder*
Man, I wish I could say that. I really do. I wish I could just tell you it'll be okay, that it'll work out, that everything is fine and dandy and it just takes a bit of time.

But that'd be a lie.

I grew up being taught that. That you just keep your head down, keep pushing, don't make waves.You do the best you can, then you do better, till there is nothing left, and then you get a happy ending because you did the right things.

Didn't work out that way.

The creed I live by now is, you gotta earn your happy ending. It's worth the work, but you can do it. You can change the world, you can change yourself, you can change the outcome and defy the tyrannous stars.

I'm not sure if it is true. Honestly, a lot of times, in my darkest moments, I suspect it isn't.

But then I sigh and crack my knuckles and get back to work. I can't tell you it'll be okay: you have to MAKE it okay. I can say, if you put the time in, if you work for it, if you take chances and get a little bit of luck, you can MAKE it okay.

I believe in you. So go make me proud, alright?

>>728955391
GTFO fucking faggot, i hope you die in pain and go to hell!!!!!

>>728955246
If youre considering suicide, then go do whatever youd do if you were diagnosed with a terminal illness

Do something to change things up

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>>728955206
I do not think she has the time to read all that

>>728955345
I do not, I think it's disgusting and wrong.

>>728955347
Soto~ -hug-
You're my favorite Hispanic.

>>728955496
I dunno, i'm still trying to figure out if this is a trap or not

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>>728955012
I used to lurk the Alice threads since about...2011. I remember seeing you! Your appearance in this thread triggered my nostalgia protocols. I felt like I needed to say hi, so hello.

>>728955058
You will be expected to give a full report should we see you in the threads on Friday. Have courage, EMT.

>>728955076
Though now I'm curious: why would you describe yourself as intellectually dishonest? Not something I'd be proud of.

>>728955187
*squeezes your hand lightly* I am happy to hear this bit of good news, anon. And yes, sometimes the most elegant solution need not be so complex. Keep me updated as things develop, okay? You know where to find me.

>>728955194
Yes, of course.

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>>728955246
by posting here, opening up your feeling, i think it's a good start to make friends.

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>>728955556
Lewd jokes aside, how are you Alice?

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>>728955556
Who the hell are you trying to lie to. Like your mad fanboys wouldn't follow you anywhere.
Stop bullshitting me kid it never worked.

Still haven't gotten a reply to my email, at this point I'm giving up. Thanks for all the help you give to everyone though. I'll probably be back sometime with less complex problems.

>>728955391
I want to touch that hair

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>>728955401
I don't have internet in my uncle's house so I have to bike to the mall early in the morning to catch Alice's threads, then I go back home and do chores

>>728955634
idk it makes it more interesting, plus you can hide behind it when you fuck up

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>>728954059
Alice, Im trans mtf and I've taken hormones for 6 months now

Do you think Im a girl? If not, will I ever be one? Or will I never be one at all.

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>>728955206
*nods* H-have you tried prostate massage?

>>728955246
I c-care about you Anonymous. Let's talk it out.

What d-do you want out of life?

>>728955312
It's j-just who I am.

>>728955330
Want t-to make it together? I'll h-help.

>>728955420
Thanks. F-frankly, it's refreshing to hear that.

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>>728955612
What's up with you BC?

Havent seen you in a while
Should I spend 276 dollars on a cosplay?

>>728955556
But that's good from your part Alice, that's why are best

>>728955658
He is a fucking trap whit a small penis.

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>>728955741
post dick

>>728955496
>>728955613
>something weird on /b/?!?!?!?!?!
Newfags

>>728955567
Stay butthurt and enjoy not making it IRL

>hurr durrr I care about what people do in their bedrooms

Nobody likes you

>>728955594
>already travelled to the other side of the world
>try things I haven't done before
I'm reaching the end of things I would do if diagnosed with a terminal illness. Smoking and hard drugs are next. After that a hooker then death.

>>728955634
Will do! Thanks again toobs!

>>728955732
Just get a small netbook you pedo

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>>728955508
I'll be there in a moment, don't leave me with this narcissist!

>>728955531
And its the original I want.
>Tackle hugs

>>728955691
Seems Alice advertices himself too much.
Never try to eat more than you can chew.

>>728953130
I'm glad you're hear for me

>>728953130
I don't think you want to help me at all.

>>728955741
Prove it faggot!!!

>>728953130
Do you have a job?

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>>728955794
Traps are gay man.

>>728955732
You'd prolly need something under the $1000 price range

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>>728955634
*hugs warmly*
^_^

ur pics are nice and a welcome sight!
they make me think of ancient posters i used to know...

>>728955756
Experimented enough to know I don't enjoy things in my ass, at all.

>>728955816
Then do hard drugs and hookers already

May as well

>>728955756
*opens door*
It's me goku

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>>728955741
You are a degenerate. A shame to your parents. A disappointment for society. A trash of the world. You were born a boy so fulfill your duty or kill yourself.

>>728955828
I ain't leaving. I'll finish this with Osaka, wanted to take a nice turn with it but she won't listen

>>728955814
I hope you die after being raped by a donkey!!

>>728955556
Thank you for that response. It's not exactly what I wanted to hear, but I think I needed to hear it.

The wounds in my heart are still fresh and life in general is really overwhelming for me right now. It's okay to be sad sometimes at least, right? I don't have to make it okay right away, do I? I'll try hard not to disappoint you or myself. I just don't want to do it or anything else right now.

Dear Alice

Your face is very undetailed, that is unsettling, a 3D body only makes it more kinkyz - some nibba

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>>728955841
But the real question is. IS the original better than the fake or is the fake better than the original. A great man once said, "the fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing."

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>>728955508
I d-don't care.

>>728955658
L-let me put it this way. I'd be jealous of you r-right now.

>>728955680
L-literally my best friend left because this t-thread was too autistic.

Just me right now, I think.

>>728955741
*smiles softly and brushes your cheek with her fingertips* Hey. You are beautiful just the way you are. Okay? And just as much a girl as I am.

*kisses the top of your head*

>>728955634
I wish I could. Some days I have literally no problem texting her. Like during winter when we started to get real close I had no issue texting her.

No, it's a struggle for some bloody reason.

-EMT

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>>728955741
You are a girl, and you're beautiful. Keep it up!

>>728955908
Really??
>jet fuel can melt steel beams.

>>728955756

I don't see how you can help me

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>>728956157
T-That´s my Alice chan <3

>>728956005
>>728956078

>fulfill your duty

Jesus stormtrooper grow the fuck up
Outside of /pol/ you fucking losers have absolutely nothing going on for you

Why the fuck people care about what others want to do with their lives, if it doesnt impact others, is fucking beyond me. Like any of you have any beneficial impact in this world other than being petulent children and leeching off NEETbux or maybbeee wagecuck management jobs and unhappy marriages.

Just die off.

>>728955843
I would.. like to know the backstory if it's not too much of a hassle

>>728955645
It's not. I've talked to people here before, and it's temporarily satisfying but in the end I'm cold and living alone. People have given their email to me before and they stop responding to me.

>>728955756
>What d-do you want out of life?
I used to want to be smart.
>got engineering degree
During this time I lost social skills and happiness. I have hobbies, but I've lost interest. I've tried new things and nothing's changed.
Now I want someone to be with in life. Friend or significant other. I've had girlfriends all who have treated me like garbage. Real good people do not exist. Good people only exist superficially and I've lost hope.

>>728955741
You are a shim, a she man, a sham

>>728956214
Kool aid is jet fuel, once it goes up your arse.

>>728953130
age,weight,sexual orientation?

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>>728956157
>literally my best friend left
Heyy! I'm still here!

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>>728955765
Jack told me Alice2 spends $5,000 on HRT to cosplay as a girl on /b/. (though I think she's a genuine female anyway)

I say do it! And remember to take lots of pictures. I love that race car cosplay you did. And I've been up to nothing, really.

>>728955825
Gross, I want to be able to go back on my Steam in this century

>>728955916
That's too little, I want something that can last for me for 5 years

>>728955741
Someone got railed as a kid and now thinks he's a girl. Lmao.

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>>728955734
Isn't that cowardice? Shouldn't you take responsibility for your own errors?

>>728955823
Toobs...?

>>728955933
Ah...*gives you a light squeeze* Do they really? Like who? Do you still keep in touch with anyone?

>>728956175
Think it out. What is it that is getting you so anxious over it? Same girl, you're not starting from the top. Don't tell me you're psyching yourself out here.

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So I made this like 2 weeks ago to put in a thread if someone could use it.... but I haven't had a chance to post it yet.... So just for posterity ya'll can have the bored ramblings of therapist. This thread moved so fast I can't even keep up tonight....

PS pls excuse my poor left handed writings

~Sky

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>>728956261
Rub this in your fucking ass!!!

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>>728956157
>And just as much a girl as I am.

LMAO

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>>728955741
Like the cock? You get the shock.

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>>728955556
>>728955043
kek what a load of BS, it doesnt get better it doesnt stop, your thoughts are always there it will always be there your self doubt the only way out is to not trust yourself and in that way you can change but it gets back to you, it will try to keep you down, it will try to make you improve but ultimately it will always be there whether its your best friend or your worst nightmare. Its paradoxical, its crazy and there is no answer to it... the greatest enemy you will ever fight is yourself so embrace it and just accept whatever happens just let go

you forgot height mr trips

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>>728956157
Why is that?

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>>728956005
She reads every post, you just have to trigger her like the liberal she is.

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>>728955843
Her, d-dear. And I replied t-to their email.

>>728955850
*smiles* G-glad to be here, Anonymous.

>>728955891
Think w-what you want. Won't c-changed reality.

>>728955903
Yes.

>>728955935
*nodnod* T-that's fair. What about electrostimulation? Could h-help activate those nerves a bit.

>>728956005
We'll b-be in this judgement hall forever then, Jack.

>>728956088
*nods* It's okay t-to be sad. Let it hurt. That m-means you cared. It's okay to hurt. Everyone f-feels bad sometimes.

>>728956366
So you admit to being a pedo

>>728956289
Alice always post ways of contacting him just to reply a few times and never do it again, leaving anons hanging on the vain hope that maybe he'll reply someday.

>>728956153
I think it is. The fake one means very little to me.

>>728956366
like you can get some quality laptops for about $1000

>>728955391
Stop posting this or Alice would never post any more good webms because she knows we'll just bother her about it

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>>728956261
he is being hard but he has a point ..

>>728956318
now it's time to look in the mirror, you expect them to listen to you, but did you listen to what they say?

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>>728956379
lots have been los t to the wind...
i miss: claire47, and Aussie hugh jackman guy, and cecilia strauss

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>>728956465
Yes, people know I have CP

>>728956379
Prolly, but mostly im lazy
Im fine with learning, just dont want the lectures

>>728956157
>L-let me put it this way. I'd be jealous of you r-right now.
What's wrong Alice?

>>728956379
I guess it may be that I still find it hard to believe that I have even a slight chance with her?

I think I was starting to settle into just being friends at the time. Then some people who know the story have said theirs a good chance of something happening with her. With them giving numerical odds of 50% - 99% (Depending on the person)

-EMT

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>>728956381
This is very handy, thank you very much Sky. So you're that one anon that is a certified therapist, right? Glad to associate a name with a post.

>>728956453
I bet if I told you what would help me right now, you wouldn't do it. You're just here to get your daily dose of attention and admiration.

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>>728956543
I want to play Fallout fucking four on max settings!

>>728953413

That is the question, and the answer is 3D.

>>728955391
Cute, would hug

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>>728956549
you're an idiot dude.... she likes it

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I love you, Anonymous! And Alice too! Don't ever forget that we believe in you!

>>728956656
Yes which is fucking disgusting, you sack of shit

>>728955634
Hey 2B, do you chat on steam at all? Was just curious.

>>728956453
Thanks again. Take care of yourself.

>>728956705
But FO4 is terrible anon

Just mod 3 or NV

Hey, Alice, may I have a kind word? I'm feeling a little low right now.

>>728956705
A laptop around $1500 will get you all the power you'd need for anything worth while, more than $2000 and you're wasting your money

>>728956440
i did not just 0 fucks

>>728956453
There is always people sobbing because you ignore their mails. Ram your throbbing cock up my arse.

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>>728956157
Your friend just called your thread autistic
I like the guy.

>>728956261
>grow the fuck up
>defending an internet speech impaired weeaboo avatarfag and shitty incompetent kiddos asking questions from it
>white knighting
I proved so many fucking times how much I bloody earned and reached in this country I won't bother with such a godforsaken imbecile such as yourself again.
Dude you are fucking nothing. Fuck off. Shut the fuck up.

>>728956453
No we won't. Ya got too comfy. You made mistakes. And you are not aware of it. You might be paranoid but hell, without any natural predators you made the mistake everyone does in such environment.

>>728956570
Of what Manaka? Ya know what, I had some fun times with you. What do ya want to be proven?
That I had my own company? That I know everyone from the vice president to the major?
That I am my fuckin' own god and been for a while? That I earn at least three times the average wage? That I literally have dozens of people I can depend on any given time?
Sod off with the "LEL YER A LOSER ANYWAY XDDDDDDDD" I'm tired of proving that wrong every fucking time

>>728956229
...dude

>>728956729
You're a good person Reimu.

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>>728956218
We'll d-do a three way call <4

>>728956229
*smiles sadly* I b-barely deserve the name anymore...even s-still, I'll keep t-trying.

>>728956318
T-that sounds like anhedonia, dear. H-have you been to a doctor?

And let me tell you something, good people are real. There are plenty. That's why I exist.

I'm not a good person, Anonymous. I'm not as fucked up as Ikarous or as far gone as Jack or even as simply selfish as Neptune. I'm a bad person, who does good things.

But six years ago, when I came here, when I did this, when I started picking up this name and doing these things, around me....came people who were truly good. Truly white. Truly willing to help, if only anyone showed them how. If only anyone gave them a chance.

I'm not a good person, but...when put in a position like, some people might think they have a choice. I didn't. The only thing I could do is point the way, and hope they followed.

While a lot of those people are gone, the people we've helped live on. The lived we've saved, the problems we've solved, the hope and love we've given....that won't be erased.

Even if I was to fall down again, even if I was to stop doing this, even if I was to lash out and harm Anonymous once more....the people who stood beside me, who came when I called, who chose to help rather than hurt, their actions would still not be forgotten.

People will surprise you, Anonymous. If you give them a chance.

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>>728956736
I've been meaning to get rid of it when I turned 18, but it's so addicting. I did get rid of the bulk of it, though. I love watching 2-year-old getting slammed by BBCs

>>728956805
I'm done with those, I want to move on!

>>728956811
Tell me who you are and I'll do it

>>728956570
>did you listen to what they say?
Who, the people that I've talked to on here? Of course I did, but here I am. I'm on meds to keep me from killing myself, long term meds and immediate meds. I take long term daily, and when I'm really feeling shitty I take the immediate ones which turns me to a veggie and puts me to sleep. I went to a therapist for half a year spending over a thousand dollars and I'm still in this state. I can't even remember how long I've lived in agony.

>>728956978
Either get rid of all of it or kys

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>>728956974
That sad smile of yours is fake like everything else about you

>>728956978
I am someone from your past

>>728956891
yea and im the prince of yorkshire xD try harder

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>>728956366
*blinks* HRT w-wouldn't even cost that much. Jack is a r-retard. I pay f-for a number of peoples hormones, they are q-quite affordable.

>>728956427
*smiles and closes her eyes*

I disagree. But maybe I just don't hate m-myself as much as you do.

Why the fuck do people go on these threads?

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>>728957066
I think I will when if I ever have first level contact with that laptop again.

>>728956974
How are you a bad person?

for some reason I really enjoy threads like this

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>>728956525
I'm a g-girl dear.

>>728956549
As if t-that'll happen.

>>728956584
*closes her eyes tightly to keep the tears in* Yeah. I miss them too, Luka.

>>728956453
>electrostimulation?
Haven't experimented enough to know how this would work during intercourse.
For clarity; it's not that I've never had an orgasm at all. Masturbation isn't a problem, I just have to grip it with the kind of pressure a jew would grip his last shekel with, for lack of the ability to come up with a better comparison atm.
Just unable to achieve this while inside a woman (& part of my experimentation where I discovered I'm not into assplay also informed me I'm completely unattracted to guys). Rather sexually reserved in most aspects, don't think I'd be into casual, random sex with strangers even if I could come in them.
Thought of a prostitute completely turns me off.

>>728957154
thank the lord

>>728957163
Alice is a blessing, of course you do

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>>728957098
Just tell me you butt fucking faggot!

>>728957107
How much do they cost? (is actually curious about this subject)

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>>728956962
Aww. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm just a normal person who sometimes does good things.

Hi Alice. Thank you for replying to my skype with this thread. I'm trying to cut down on how much I drink. I didn't drink at all yesterday and I'm only going to have one glass of wine tonight, after my kids go to bed. Nice to have someone to say this to. You are a lovely person.

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You didn't answer, but that's okay, this is the first time anyone's really even glanced my direction but I know it's time for the pity party to end. She's not coming back, and I wish I could learn to cope with her sudden disappearance, but I just can't.
But it'll stop hurting soon.
It'll be over soon.

And I'm sorry this sounds so edgy.
Here are her tits.

Hey alice. Im anon from yesterday whose friend killed himself. The memorial service was great. Almost 500 people were there.

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>>728956584
It really is nice to remember them...I wonder if they are doing alright now, wherever they may be.

You still have yet to answer my question. How is Luka doing?

>>728956658
I see. Well, being an academic isn't for everyone. And sometimes superficial learning can lead to even greater things, once you find something that truly makes your heart sing. "A" for enthusiasm *pats your head*

>>728956687
That is such a large range...it's practically meaningless. What do you feel? Well, you already told me. But what is the reasoning behind your doubts?

>>728956737
I do. After threads. Feel free to add me.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/virtuous_contract/

>>728957210
>I'm a g-girl dear.
Only one way to find out

>>728956891
>I proved so many fucking times how much I bloody earned and reached in this country I won't bother with such a godforsaken imbecile such as yourself again

Youre so pathetic that you avatar your way into anonymous imageboard threads, remember specific people, flame them, and...have a history here?

Holy shit man yea you must be a REAL success, shoving your insecurities down everyone elses throat. I would show my credentials but I actually have self-respect, an awesome life, and dont need anonymous validation from internet strangers.

Thanks for proving my point you pathetic manchild. Again, grow the fuck up, you pretentious waste of life

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>>728957158
>How are you a bad person?

AHAHAHA

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>>728957100
Every fucking time. Always and only in Alice threads. I swear for the past fucking 12 years. I'll prove you wrong by posting my paycheck, myself of not being some overweight jew cuck, VIP political tickets and then you will go
"WELL YOU ARE AUTISTIC THEN XD"
Look man, just consider those done and we are through the routine.
What the fuck does it count on the internet anyway

>>728957210
Not gonna deny you give anons false hope, you'll just ignore this post anyway.

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>>728956891
I do not know where to start anymore jack, I scrapped everything when I heard you got too busy with work and games

i'll reach out to you when i found my notes

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>>728956693
T-try me. I can't g-guarantee anything, but I'll d-do my best.

>>728956786
I'll t-try my best.

>>728956809
*wraps her arms tightly around you from behind, laying her cheek on your back and hugging close* Hey. I know it doesn't seem like it, I know maybe it seems like nothing is right and so much of you is missing....and the rest is wrong...

But someone cares about you, and believes in you. Even if you don't believe in yourself.

>>728957309
Is she a whore or something?

How and when did all of these Alice threads things start?

Hello Alice,

I would like to find a girl to piss on me. However I feel like this would be not good considering I have a gf. I only want to shield her from my depraved kinks. Is this cheating? Am I a horrible person?

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>>728957230
I worship a being far greater than your lord

>>728957320
See>>728957301

>>728957234
Nah, either take my advice or leave it, whether or not you waste your money doesn't really phase me

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>>728957210
You are fucking trap, you disgusting piece of shit!!!!!

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>>728957210
*holds you*
at least we still have you and all these people!
infinite company?

>>728957283
oh right... and i miss.... Ren... he used to post Nana manga guy..
;~;

Luka is doing uh.... undecided.

>>728957397
yeah you fucking satanist

>>728957281
Kill yourself as well, lets see if you can beat your friend at it.

Time to jack this place, spooky ghosts are incoming, actually thats not true I don't have energy left atm.

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>>728957320
I can't tell what level of irony we're on anymore.

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>>728957017
okay.. i'm sorry, but if many people stopped replying your email then maybe there is something that was getting into their nerves.

would you like to listen to my story about exchanging email?

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>>728957301
That was pretty bloody weak, didn't even feel any of that personal, you are just pulling shit out of your ass and that really makes no bloody sense at all.
Whatever the fuck, sod off.

>>728957434
Real legit. I mean, I usually get mad shit like this but now I'm like, meh. You guys suck. You can't even piss me off. ME.

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>>728957381
I heard the term "catfish" being associated with Alice... so, idk... it's none of my business.

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I wish Alice would notice me. I'm trying really hard.

>>728957283
I feel that theres a chance with her. (40% or so)

But I think my worries are mostly that I don't wanna seem clingy or needy. Though IDK why I'm worried as she still speaks to me a year after getting her number

-EMT

>>728957392
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Alice_Margatroid&diff=prev&oldid=634745?title=Alice_Margatroid&diff=prev&oldid=634745

>>728956891
You haven't changed a bit, Jack. Never have I seen someone get as triggered over silly threads on an imageboard as you do.

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>>728956891
M-me too <4

and the only mistake I've made so far is not neutering Nano.

>>728957078
T-the only thing fake here is your hair extensions.

>>728957138
For h-help.

>>728957212
It c-can be easily incorporated into sex play. I've done it at l-least.

>>728957234
Depends on if insurance c-covers it.

>>728957248
*nods* I'm g-glad to see you cutting it down. I hope t-to hear your progress in the coming weeks, okay?

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>>728957544
>doesnt realize that men have tits these days too

>>728957502
I could slit my wrists from all of that edge holy shit

Can anons give me 120 dolalrs i want to buy desk.

>>728957474
D-did someone say infinite company?

>>728957301
So much text, so angry, heavy-breating key-slamming neckbeard.

>>728957544
>>728957454
I remember when i was a newfag

>>728957522
>me Me! EVERYONE NOTICE ME RECOGNIZE MY INTERNET IMPORTANCE

>wait I dont even care Im above it le gotcha!

Jesus christ dude my 14 year old female cousin posts less cringey shit on her twitter

>I usually get mad but

Yea but you just have a folder of avatars and responses up for a bunch of anonymous people criticizing you

Holy christ hahahaha please dont tell me you have kids youre poisoning with your insecurities as well? Or a wife who is probably always 'on vacation'?

>hun im going out
>THATS FINE SOME KIDS ON THE INTERNET ARE TALKING TO A TRAP REEEEEEE

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>>728957670
huh?
what do you mean? ._.

>>728957376
This really helped me, thank you so much. Even if you're just messing. The words mean a lot to me.

>>728957601
that explains the giraffe better... I think I need to go eat.... I can't keep up tonight. By the time I post theres like 10 after mine. I'll be at space dandy tonight for 30mins again..

>>728956974
Hehe, Alice chan seems to be a really nice person. Beeing an asshole is part of the life. And this is ur positive atonement.

I like rather assholes doing good stuff than "nice" people behaving like shit <4 stay as u r for us! Besides they r more interesting ^^

>>728957601
>can be easily incorporated into sex play
Ok, will give it a shot; once I can find someone else. Thanks for trying to help.

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>>728957274
W-why will it be over soon dear?

>>728957281
*smiles* T-that's a good send off. God speed.

>>728957320
And y-yet my paycheck would b-be ten times higher. I h-hope that gives you hell.

>>728957340
W-what is false about it?

>>728957392
Six years ago, 2011 is w-when I became Alice2

>>728957393
Yes, and n-no having a kink doesn't make you horrible.

>>728957571
thanks man now I finally have an idea of what the hell's happening, but why are people doing this?