Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>728929066
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Seras Claimed
Still here
and
>>728941568
It wont happen anytime soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqZwNrbhTg
>>728941910
Do you want it to happen...?
Do you blogging little shits realize that you have no legit reason to post here, and what little you might have you fully deny?
カラミチーマス
>>728940066 (Junko)
I'm gonna make a random workout and hope for the best.
>>728940936 (Nagato)
>lewd
I'll stay here then. *pet*
>>728940958
And then there's me, 17 contact hours a week and hardly any homework.
>>728942213
Go for it!
>>728942112
Yeah but who wouldnt?
Claimed
>>728942318
I don't know.
What did you break up with her?
>>728942368
Are you the same Trude that ran the help threads a few years ago?
>>728942612
No but hello.
beep boop
>>728942280
Did you try out NT4 yesterday?
I finished the first 5, got to the Advanced 1 mission.
Not 100% sure what I think yet, do like that it ties in with BW though.
>>728942612
Well I couldnt help her with the worst of their problems. They had some kind of cancer in their boobs or something. Got really spooked they were going to die and I didnt know how to help. Kind of went downhill from there.
Riddle me this.
Why post on an unstable chan full of haters, trolls, moody janitors, mods, small images. etc.
Not to mention the annoying as fuck captcha
>>728942871
Have your (you)
>>728942803
Uh I think she's not wearing pants.
>>728942859
You abandoned her in her most vulnerable time?
>>728942871
Hello Jake.
>>728943050
Happy birthday.
>Old Christian lady down the street catches me while I'm walking the dog down the street
>asks about my old uncle's gun collection I inherited after he died
>tells me husband died a fair bit back and left guns in the house
>OMG there's going to be a WW2 MP40 in there or something
>head inside
She had an old Mossberg 500 'Persuader' 12 gauge pump gun, an old Marlin 190 (.22) and a Ka-Bar (apparently the husband was a veteran).
>What happened to all the ammo you ask
She threw it away
I nearly cried when I heard that. All she had left was a half dozen .22 shells left in the magazine of the Marlin.
I told her it would be a good idea to send the .22 to a relative with young kids, so they could learn to shoot, and keep the shotgun nearby incase she needed to protect herself.
>got my test score back
>78%
>average didn't change
Woo, thank God.
>>728943144
Y-yes i am.
>>728943133
Fuck that
Give me an (answer)
>>728943144
Rub those brain cells together and gimme an answer boi
>>728943265
You are not the insufferable cunt who tried to be a new alice by posting fucking~ tildes ~ after~ every~ damned~ ploughin~ bloody~ word~ right?
>>728943392
Yeah I used to do this to see if I'm banned.
>>728943144
No. I tried to help but I didnt do good enough and she started going to parties and you know did things with other people. Kind of just fell apart.
>>728943536
hes probably testing trip code or something
>>728943536
Who?
>>728943147
Women.
>>728943265
Aren't you cold? *blows*
>>728943536
I am very bad at riddles. Pet me.
>>728943698
Her #Yolo kicked in.
You dodge a bullet. She probably in Syria now.
When you play pokemon soul silver on an emoulator and it decides to just break. Fuck this.
>>728943893
No its warm out today.
>>728943144
Thanks.
*rough pets*
>>728943893
I guess so. Still sucks.
>>728943754
What do you all use to see names and trips these days around? What's the latest tool?
>>728943777
I can see that you are not, good. Need no more trouble on my hands
>>728943893
How the fuck do you perceive internet pets?
Leave the hugboxing to the other desperate kiddos in here and justify your presence.
Claimed
>>728944582
4chan x, namesync and tampermonkey is what I use
>>728944863
Ah, still the horsefuckers stuff.
Now enlighten me about what the fuck is the point to it
When each of you has an avatar of his own
>>728945110
We have 4 fucking Taigas here. And, Horsefuckers stuff? The fuck are you talking?
>>728944582
Ok
>>728944169
She is cute
...
>>728945235
Fucking casual loli waifus.
Namesync was created during the ponifags struggle as much as I remember.
Might remember wrong, never used name faggotry.
>>728945312
You better bother me because you have an answer for the presence of this decaying cancer right here.
>>728946055
Its true.
>>728945958
still better than no waifu
>stolen
>>728946068
Quit it
>>728946485
This is not a waifu, hands off, knave
a
this sucks
.jpg
This is exactly what you get for doing nothing.
Inane blogging and empty chatter will usually lead to threads like this. Ya earned it
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>>728948421
howdy
>>728948372
>>728948480
>>728948421
Hello
>>728948206
Take this
Roll.exe from megaman battle network
kkkkkk
I'll have something manly and bitter, please!
>>728948663
>>728948421
>>728949346
Help I can't stop liking Chitotetotetotetotetochi more and more.
>>728949346
what's this?
>>728948789
ok
>Claim Ai
>Rip dignity
>>728942818
I found it pretty neat, but having to remember all those commands was way too much of a chore for me.
>>728949577
I don't think it can be helped, but I don't mean that in a bad way.
It's been growing on me immensely as well.
>>728949731
owo
>>728949731
Hell yeah! Just me and Miku!
>>728949114
Jill isnt here
>>728950120
That's a good picture, however yours seems to be too jpeg'd.
>>728948663
>>728950120
:(
>>728950103
o:
>>728950020
post the cutest pic of her
End my existence
>>728950504
post eyepatch
>>728950435
>>728950504
YOU!
YOU SAID THE ONLY REASONABLE LINE FROM AN AVATARFAG SO FAR
>>728950435
Of what I have so far
>>728950721
Your a bit of a twat tbh
>>728945265
Who is this female...?
>>728950948
I sincerely hope that I can show much I actually am to this place one day. You might be the only avatarfag group I didn't antagonize in the history of this board.
>>728950932
Hi Lewduise. How are you?
>>728951154
>Lewduise
But I'm not lewd at all and neither is she!!
>>728950904
does she have fan art?
>>728950682
:3
>>728948663
>>728948739
>>728949346
Hello.
>>728951544
>It's top just fell off, I swear...
Best waifu of them all
Lewduise is bad
If you're doing to do something like that, go with the flow of the name
>Lewdise
Adding extra length to the name is foolish
I know primitive minds are easily entertained but how the bloody gonorrhea can you continue with this "generic sentence generic reply" comedy routine without shame?
Yeah you are all anons and shit but you must be completely devoid of any pride to participate in this festering horseshite for no literal reason.
>>728951135
Oh Jacky-boi, why so salty?
>>728951544
Its okay. I know you are just keeping up the public rep thing.
>>728951658
How are you?
>>728951627
>>728951770
seems like you're a lewd expert
>>728951658
how goes it?
>>728951875
<3
>>728951794
Only those who know me use Jacky-boi which means you already know why I'm salty and thus your question is mundane which I should have ignored but I didn't after all.
Because, I'm back, need allies, and want to know if you are one. Are you?
>>728951667
Yes! It just fell off, completely. No involvement of me
>>728951770
Putting lewd in her name is bad to begin with
>>728951802
I'm just being honest!
>>728951770
I didnt like how the shorter version sounded. It didnt sound close enough to Louise to me.
>Louise
>Taiga
Whoah you only know that one kind of stale as shit textbook tsundere loli
>>728951968
>>728951983
As honest as a politician.
>>728951627
Not much at all (only like 76 or something on danbooru), and even less that isn't lewd. I think I have *maybe* 5 fanart pics
>don't like a place
>better post
is it autism?
>>728952173
Give you props on that one though
>>728952173
taiga isn't a loli though
>>728952180
o:
>>728952230
I see, her legs seem pretty large there
>>728952173
woah
>>728951970
Ally? Not exactly, hah. I knew one Jack Spicer, not sure you're the one I knew though.
>>728952180
>No Shimakaze Saber
>>728952370
Bloody fuckin' Serpentor? From like, a decade ago? The one and only time I allied with furfags against Alice1, an alliance well met.
>>728952337
>>728952326
Yeah its boring, that guy only knows one type of loli and it stopped being good or relevant pretty much that year.
>>728952333
Oh yeah. Gook logic.
>>728952292
Okay I finally got my answer, you are all autists. Pretty much what I suspected but thanks for confirming anyway.
>>728952622
One and only, hahah. Didn't know a decade passed already.
>>728952622
>no u
8shitheads trying too hard
>>728952622
you're boring
>>728952202
No, just the regular honest~
>>728952729
Been fuckin' ages. What's up with Dojo? Anyone from the old ones still around? Hell, don't even remember their names. Didn't expect to see anyone from that era still here. Guess none of us can leave. What ya up to?
>>728952767
Really tho, I know you won't read back so here it is again. Why the fuck do YOU post in here?
>>728952892
ok. Move along then. Go ahead and entertain yourself with these mighty fascinating good chaps this thread has to offer. Have at ya.
>>728953014
So besides lying to me whats going on for the rest of your day?
>>728952333
Well I mean it is fanart
https://a.pomf.cat/hurcuo.jpg
>>728952333
https://a.pomf.cat/blukqe.jpg
>>728952532
You shouldn't be that unhappy about not wearing this slutsuit.
https://a.pomf.cat/jfgdxf.png
Well. For my birthday half the damn campus decided to celebrate by making me cook them breakfast. Happy fucking burthday to me.
>>728953055
if you discarded the meme arrows on the op
now why do you if you don't seem to fit or like it?
>>728953284
I'm not upset
I'm more upset I still haven't seen a Warspite Saber cosplay
>WHY ISNT THAT ON THE BOORU
>>728953220
I like that pic, she looks very moe
>>728953284
I think I had that for a pc edit I don't remember
>>728953149
Not lying
But, other than being honest, I'm pretty much just sitting around. Got back from a doctor's appointment a few ago
>>728953359
Happy birthday!
>>728944169
Is it warm where you live now? I was happy to take off my hoodie for the first time in nine months.
>>728944312
ah~n!! you don't have to slip your fingers in so deep!
>>728944529
Do not worry, you will find someone better. Dating an azn grants you a lot of alpha male points too.
>>728944582
I just like to be petted by bad people.
>>728953359
>camups
didn't know you went to colege
>>728953536
Yeah for anything or just a check up?
>>728953634
Welcome back. Alpha male points?
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Raid.
>>728953456
>using booru
You need to level up again.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/
This has a lot more pics than gelb and more specific tags as well.
Sadly couldn't find a warspite Saber either.
>>728953493
How could you throw away all my art.
>>728953389
I'm merely a reaction. I post because you are here and I hate yall. Honestly. I do. I tried to fit in and make use of you but holy shit this place is painful.
>>728953359
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING CUCK
>>728953634
You fuc-
>>728953858
OH HOLY SHIT YES
>>728953493
She always looks very moe
>>728953955
I hate that fucking bitch Alice so much.
>>728953919
my pc died :(
I go on the archive every now and then
>>728954022
I like her more and more :o
I claim Joseph Joestar
>>728953955
>what is filtering
> I have you all
10/10 retard
welcome to 4chan newfagg
god forbid people gather in a threat just to casually talk or post
New guy is like a poor man's Mi Liu.
>>728953858
fuck off
>>728953858
No thanks.
>>728953055
Not likely. Only one I've spotted in the last few months since I've came back to /b/ was Alice, and it most likely wasn't our home boy, Victtor. Shame, he was great for trolling.
And right now I am mostly lurking.
>>728954183
What happened to the PC in specific? Couldn't you salvage the disk?
>>728954196
Great choice
>>728953858
>>728953834
Just a check up, mostly
>>728954183
I like her the most uwu
>>728951802
>>728951968
I'm tired, what about you?
>>728954327
explain this image to me
>>728954327
I spilled mountain dew on it :o
>>728954565
I would hope so uwu
>>728954519
I have not been to a doc in forever.
>>728954573
Little tired and hungry so we are about the same
>>728954573
go to sleep
I'm hungry and kind of bored :|
>>728954180
You are both in New York and she is still alive how the fuck does that happen
>>728954197
Fuck off.
>>728954197
I'm paying attention to multiple threads and conversations so I don't have time to prove you wrong but you are sure as shit everything you think about me kiddo
>>728954286
Victor fucked off and the Alice1 war ended.
You remember Osaka or the weebs around that time?
Listen to this, rich as hell. Ya remember the first avatarfag group this place had with Chrono right? You didn't get along. So, one chick from the place nearly drove Chrono to suicide and shattered the entire community in half. Wait for it
She actually took up the mantle of Alice and became one. That insane murderous son of a bitch. Some hypocrisy. So, wanna try and fight the good fight again? Furfags alive and well, still hate alice whoever it is.
>>728954736
>btfo so I'll just ignore the solutions
literally autism
>>728954613
Moe chibi with elements that represent her on 3rd movie.
>>728954633
How can you not handle a pc with the utmost care. You deserved it.
>>728954736
At this point I am not a furfag, nor do I have support of the group, but, hell, I think I stitll can pull few old tricks.
>>728954633
Konata x Yuiko owo
>>728953634
It was in the 80s today so it wasn't bad.
>>728954736
Who's the current target? Those niggers here? Cucks? Libtards? Seriously, /b/ is even more cancerous, then it was years ago.
>>728954963
I didn't watch it
>>728954963
just a prank :(
it blue screened and wouldn't turn on anymore
I'm not a computer expert so I just put it in the fire
>>728955040
idk who's doing these edits :o
>>728954659
i probably won't go again til October
>>728954836
Did you say solutions?
Now I'm interested.
>>728955030
First things first, any place other than this shit hole I can contact you at?
>>728955211
/b/ generally got worse. The avatarfags got worse, the furfags approved of avatarfagging, latest alice literally gives her life her bullshitting.
>>728955272
i dont have planned visits ever. I dont really like going anyways it makes me anxious.
>>728953919
Thanks
>I couldn't find it either
One day...
>>728955387
The dentist makes me really really anxious
>>728955224
I think you're pranking me
>>728955516
Also sankaku doesn't have the pointless 2 tag limit.
>>728955215
You should.
>>728955224
Beats buying firewood.
>>728955626
Any doctor is just ugh. They cant get a resting heart rate or an accurate breaths per minute when I go.
>>728955660
I wish I was, I feel like the person who edits them, thinks I know them, but I don't
idk :o
>>728955790
Why's that?
>>728955862
:thinking:
>>728956272
Cant relax. Had some rather horrible hospital visits when I was young.
>>728955370
Old habits die hard: http://xat.com/xat219176308
>>728956561
I'm sorry to hear..what do you do when you get sick?
>>728956685
The worst part was I wasnt even sick when I went back then. I dont get sick that much and its normally something that can be fixed with over the counter stuff. All I go in for now are shots really.
>>728955862
o:
>>728956919
Fair enough, I suppose
>>728957140
Yeah. I want a hamburger.
>>728957235
Where from?
>>728957363
I dont care. I just want a hamburger.
Tomo