Sup /b/ there's a random car parked in my driveway that's

Shoot them

Discharge your firearm.

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Get out gun m8

>>728925283
strip naked and approach them

If you're really worried and you're clean then call the cops.

scream allahu akbar

>>728925370
Get naked, cover dick with any random food, smear ketchup all over your body. Run out screaming gibberish.

>>728925283
>what do /b/?

Turn your wifi back on
Call Julian Assange
He gives you excellent router hacker
Hacker gets into unknown android on network
Hacker gives you all of the nudes on the android
You pay hacker
You post those nudes on here

TOGTFO

TIME STAMP NIGGA

I think op is ded

And you decided to post on 4chan rather than call the cops?

I'm calling shennanigans on this post.

step one crank this on your stereo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6c9UZ3OxTw

step two start shooitng

>>728925710
YES I AGREE DO THIS

>>728925452
maybe op isnt american, and therefore not entitled to owning a freedom

>>728925775
>I'm calling shennanigans on this post.

I called Shennanigan's yesterday. They sounded busy. Was thinking about calling them again.

What does /b/ think?

>>728925497

This

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>>728925711

Call ice

>>728925979
>This

And that.

OP. Take off clothes, then cover your dick with mustard.
Wait in front of the door. When they come in, look at them with your most rapist-ish face.

Change your WiFi broadcast name to "spics_tongue_my_anus"

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>>728926112
Both this get it

>>728926053

Shit man that's an ICE car. Hide the housekeeper.

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They got out of the car and are walking around my house, haven't rung the doorbell once... I think they're trying to see if anyone is home....

Call police or shoot them

>>728926250
>They got out of the car and are walking around my house, haven't rung the doorbell once... I think they're trying to see if anyone is home....

How many? Will it be a 3some or a 4some with you in the middle?

>>728926250
Run out naked and helicopter them.

>>728926250
lol call the police you stupid nigger.im a cop we get calls for suspicious cars all the time tell them they are walking around your house but haven't knocked they will send like 2+ cars quick

>>728926250

Brown your face with gravy, change your name to Pedro and embrace them as fellow wetbacks.

Address ? i want to murdify some mexicans

>>728926496
Alright I'm just going to call the cops it's been like 45 minutes

Why is everyone assuming that just because they are Mexians they're going to burgle, rape, and kill OP? Racist cunts.

ok i got an idea


just start playing music loud enough that they hear it any music record what happens

>>728926250
Call the cops and report a suspected burglary in progress. They dispatch tells you it'll take time to send a car out tell them you're just going to shoot them instead and hang up.

>>728926652
because there niggas

>>728926652
I think it has more to do with the fact they're acting suspicious as fuck. I'd be concerned if it was white people too.

>>728926652

I'm sure they're just Mormons going to insert Jesus into op's life.

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CALL THE COPS YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON

the thread is dead unless a gun is pulled on either ends

>>728925926
Call Hank-Panky instead.

run at them naked while jacking off while blasting the spanish fleet on a stereo

>>728926250
Go all Home Alone on them and start playing loud music with cardboard cutout shadows being projected on the windows.

>>728926937
>Call Hank-Panky instead.

Yeah, like he'll ever answer my calls again.

>>728926810
Just because they're Mexicans doesn't mean you can call them something as bad as a Mormon.

>>728926810
Through his anus, while they take his TV and silverware

Ps, captcha was "vehicles"

>>728925283
Shoot your dick at them.

>>728927202
>Just because they're Mexicans doesn't mean you can call them something as bad as a Mormon.

Kekking hard over here in UtahLand.

>>728925283
>>728926053
>>728926250
Turn on cracking plates and shit and start screaming
"STOP MOVING YOU LITTLE BITCH"

>>728927620
by turn on I mean like an audio btw

>>728926639
When you call cops, wait silently and hide. If they break in they'll likely be unarmed (people don't just bust in houses shooting unless the know the bastard who lives there).

When the cops show up, smack your face against something. They'll catch the assholes inside your house and charge them with breaking and entering, burglary, and felony assault. Two to ten years each, possibly deportation, and you can sue for physical and emotional damage.

Play the long game, OP.

>>728925283

Turn your wifi back on and rename it

>How much for a Q amigo?

Any Updates bro? What's happening?

>>728925283
If it was dark out I'd say shine a laser into their car. I think you should do what >>728927753
this crafty faggot said

oh and keep us updated bc were all gonna think u dead if you don't

>>728927753
Too late, OP is dead.

>>728925616
HAHA yes, scare tactics! I like it

Find a gun and wait in a room until one of them enters then murder him and the rest will run probably

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>>728927972
As soon as I called the cops they left. Then I spent a few minutes talking with officers and showed them the time stamp and other stuff I posted on here. We've had an attempted burglary before and so the cops understood, didn't seem mad. Left this in my driveway for how long they were there though...

grab the nearest knife or baseball bat and wait by the front door. also stream it if anything goes down

>>728928256
Then OP remembers that he's actually a mexican too, and he just killed his family who returned from a vacation away without him.

>>728925497
What if Juan and Julio come back for OP?

>>728928367
Looks like piss.

>>728928367
Wow that's it? Fuck u and ur shitty thread OP

>>728925283
Go to a window and yell racist slurs at them and if they try to attack you show them your dick.

It works 100% of the time

>>728928648
Sorry I didn't run out naked screaming allah Akbar, I was the only one home and was scared

>>728928367
Thats nerve gas, OP. Dont go outside just yet

>>728928367
Tbh that's the best outcome. They may have had a police scanner or some heads up about the cops, or they realized you were home.

I met a lot of trashy Hispanic bastards on the east coast who'd scout out empty houses, like houses that weren't for sale but weren't being lived in, and they'd break in and just live there awhile. Sometimes a month or two.

They might have broken into your shed. If they had a truck Id say go make sure they didn't steal your lawnmower and stuff.

>do you have a gun?
Yes? Then walk out with it and confront him
No? Contact ICE, you'll make their job easier

>>728926250
call the cops or grab your gun. and if you're a pussy who doesn't own one then hopefully this experience will make you think about it more

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>>728929239
Just found this note tucked under the mat. Definitely not my grandmas car and she wasn't in that car, my grandma isn't heavy at all. Wtf