If you could tell your 14 year old self one thing (without telling

Don't hang out with mark its downhill from there

Eat more fiber.

>>728902372
Your wife will have big tits

>>728902372
Learn to control your drinking before it's too late

>>728902372
stop being such a betafag

>>728902372
never take diphenhydramine

>>728902527
Fucking this

>>728902372
Let a lot of shirt that bothers you right now slide. In 10 years it won't matter.

>>728902372
Don't spooge in your sisters panties

stop measuring your dick

Dont throw yourself into a relationship whole heartedly because a few years down the line you'll be stuck if you do.

Don't go to that party with that black guy you were fucking

If you are approached my a man you don't know. Do not accept a free drink from him

>>728902372
Do your fucking schoolwork idc if you get 90s on the tests stop being a lazy shithead

>>728902583
Don't lie, you still do that

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>>728902372
Bend over.

Don't let brian, nico and Ron go swimming on May 29th.

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>>728902372
Don't be scared, join, serve and you'll survive Afghan and won't even feel bad about what you do there.

>>728902621
Did you get date raped?

>>728902594

This shit. Every woman I've ever met in my life ended up being a good for nothing leech cunt whore. I would tell myself under no circumstances do you get anyone pregnant or waste your time in a long term relationship.

>>728902544
Tell story pls

>>728902372
Get a skill early and buy a house as soon as possible

you fuck up hard in the future so just end it now to save you family grief

>>728902810
That's the spirit!

>>728902372
Jail ain't so bad so stop being a pussy

I'd just give him some advice on dressing like a respectable person. Stop dressing like a wigger because you sure don't act the part you little retard.

>>728902810
This

Start chopping wood by hand for your cousins. Build up massive testosterone. Read even more than you already do. Start writing. Study harder. Stay away from porn.

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>>728902372
Always check dubs.

>>728902965
This is a solid advise

>>728902372
You'll make more friends in university by studying hard and doing well than you will by partying hard and looking like an ass

>>728902372
Do not waste in any opportunity to fuck girls you meet, whoever you are with isn't worth it.

Give a shit about SOMETHING. Doing nothing at school, making no effort to be friends with anyone, all this apathy isn't good, man.

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Buckle up faggot, the next 10 years are going to fucking suck

Don't go to 4chan.

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>>728902372
Stay away from your best bud's cousin, he's a corrupt faggot. Also bang your best bud's sister, just ask her else you'll regret that.

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Dont stop messaging her

Go to 4chan and save every thread.

>>728903369
This is always the right answer

>>728903369
PLEASE stop messaging her

>>728902761
Not that guy but you'll trip, and you'll trip fucking hard. It's not enjoyable in the slightest. Also you might get restless leg syndrome so bad you think you might tear your own legs apart.
>Literally saw stick figures running around my friend's desk
>Another time was walking down street talking to two of my friends only for them to vanish. So I call one of them to ask where they went and they've been home all day.

>>728902372
Don't go full Mel Gibson on public transit on Saturday April 8 2017

Just do what you want. You spend too much time worrying about whether or not you'll embarrass yourself or lose friends, but they're all gonna leave in time and a new crew will cycle in. You're gonna miss out on too much if you keep wondering "what if" instead of just trying

>>728902372
Kill yourself

Put the pill bottle down. I know you're bored but believe me, you'll thank me in 8 years bud.

>>728902372
Exercise more and don't sweat the little stuff, because only you'll remember or care about the times you were embarrassed in school.

>>728903595
Fuck that noise! That sounds horrible. Why do people do things like that willingly?
Also, I made my own comment in the thread and I thought you were responding to that. I was very confused haha

>>728902372
don't go to this fucking winter party

>>728903595
Why'd you take that shit again then dumb ass

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>>728902372
I made an entire book of things like these. I am planning to give it to my son as soon as he is 15.

>>728902372
You can save her. Just tell the police.

>>728902372
kill them

>>728902657
REktekek

Don't get caught fucking your sister

Stop stealing porn magazines, grow a pair, cut your fucking hair, shave your feather mustache and TALK to grills

>>728903844
Wont work. I think 80% of parenthood is warning your children about shit they shouldnt do and then watch them fuck it up anyway and trying to at least make them learn from the mistake.

>>728902910
What you do?

>>728903844
Scan and post book plz

>>728903808
Because I was a dumb ass teen who wanted to escape reality no matter how unpleasant. Current day me would probably only recommend that shit to suicidal people.

>>728903943
>what is parenting

Arent you a nigger? by chance?

>>728902965
You really think you'll listen to yourself?

>>728903987
>he thinks he can force his kids to do whatever he tells them

Tell Trump to Assassinate Obama they'll never expect him

>>728903969
Its in my native language. But I can translate one day to post it here.

>>728904036
Better leave to buy cigarettes and come back when hes already 20s then, what a great dad lol.

>>728904098
What is your native language?

>>728904098
>>Better leave to buy cigarettes and come back when hes already 20s then, what a great dad lol.
Nice counter argument against the strawman you made. You sure showed them.

>>728902372
Don't have kids. Nutting in bitches feels amazing, you end up with a pregnancy fetish, but it's not worth the 18 years and thousands of dollars.

With the jobs I've had I could be living comfy right now instead of barely making it by.

Also stay away from spice and booze.

>>728902372
dont go on 4chan... youll get cancer

>>728904159
What a great dad I said. Cant you hear me clapping?
>>728904128
Deutsch

Dont worry I will upload it some day.

use a condom

At all cost ignore dubstep step and redheads

>>728904209
Spice?

Don't invite the redhead round, you can't help her

>>728902372
Don't procrastinate forever

>>728904286
>What a great dad I said. Cant you hear me clapping?

>say that thinking you can just order your kid around doesnt work
>ow anon you leave your kid alone till hes 20 years old what are you a retard
>I never said that
>hurr durr cant you see me clapping youre awesome
You can also stop replying

Go with the flow. Your life is a journey wrought I'll with adventure

>>728902372
Stability is better than sleeping around

Your friend will try to show you this website. Don't let him.

>>728902372

>Stop working
>Stop it you can have money later
>Start being a kid learn about girls
>That way you won't fall for every broken and abused girl
>You can't save or fix them just hit em and quit em.

>>728904436
I am saying you are a good father, what else do you want from me nigger?
Someone please, start the slow clap for this lad right er.

clap
clap
clap

>>728902450
Post pics anon? I need this man.

>>728904436
Not him but you must have had a poor relationship with your parents

>>728904531
>he doubles down
embarrassing

>>728904363
Google? First thing that pops up.

>>728904544
I killed them

>>728902372
Don't Marry Amanda

>>728902372
kill yourself now
it isn't worth it

Satanism is edgy and dicks are cool.

>>728902372
You're actually really handsome and a fantastic guy. Don't let those stupid doubts make you think otherwise

Just ask her out already, for God's sake it's been three years and she's also into you, you fucking beta!

>>728904611
I used to be addicted to spice. I started getting this weird feeling on the back of my neck. Like it would tremble

>>728902372
you have adhd, ur not stupid

>>728904611
Oh alright. Hey try typing in "why did" and see why marriage is a fraud

invest in bitcoin dont sell before 2017

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>>728902372
Talk more, get out more, be more confident, cherish your friends, else you'll end up bitter, depressed, cynical and alone

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>>728904588
I have a message for the 14yo you. Stop posting

If someone in your house cuts their veins, *give* them the attention they starve for, even though it's against your rules. you don't want the shit that follows from negligence

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>don't be a dick

>>728905019
> Sometimes it'll spit white goo in your sisters dirty panties

>>728902725
I needed someone to tell me that a few years ago. My life is shit.

>>728902372
Your waifu a shit.

>>728905013
This needs a greentext

I would tell my 14 year old self to buy bitcoins.

>>728902372
Go ahead and invest your porno money in Apple, it's worth it. I wouldn't know what I meant for 3 years tho

>>728902659
they died?

>>728902725
Enjoy the moment. If a sheila annoys you less than the rest, then she ay the one.

>>728902694
Date rape isn't that bad. I was drugged at a party once and woke up confused 8 hours later since I'd only had two beers. I woke up with no pants on btw. I'm male.

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It only gets worse

>>728905523
I think 'bad' is subjective. I was drugged and gang raped and for me that was pretty fucking bad

>>728906056
In the butt?

>>728905013
>>728905233

there's not a lot of a story to tell

>girl who claims she's not my gf because her un-understandable reasons lives with me
>fuck regularly, etc.
>beggining of winter
>"anon, I will start cheating on you. On the parties I go to I look for men, start flirting with them and right before sex I leave. But One day I won't resist"
well, it takes a pure meme cuck to accept such shit. Still, finding new grills ain't this easy
>still live with her cause even schroedinger-cuck sex is better than none
>but wait for the first occasion that comes my way
>spring
>on a hiking trip with some friends
>nice, very fuckable grill
>fuck
>take home
>"gf" is home
>fuck new grill in bathroom, loudly
>bath
>open door
>blood everywhere
>good girl only punctured her wrist, but still - all the floor is in blood
>not give a sngle fuck
>leave with new grill to some party

Next day I found a rope at home. "Gf" tried to hang herself, but failed. Ended up in mental ward for like two weeks, then left my life forever

In retrospect, I could have been a little bit more thoughtful

>>728906090
Oh sorry, maybe I should have said I'm a woman. No anal, but I'm pretty sure one of them have me HPV

>>728906249
Gave, not have

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>>728902372
Hey, schools is tough. Home is tough. Everything's tough.

But you'll graduate, and someday you'll move out.

And you'll go to college, get a job, marry. Have kids.

And each and every one of those things will make everything exponentially worse than it is now.

So enjoy each moment, because all the moments thereafter will be worse than the current one.

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>>728904536

>BUY
>ALL
>THE
>BITCOIN

>>728906434
>big tits

>>728902372
use condoms even if she said she is on the pill...

>>728906249
hope they catched them

>>728902372
Stay in school.

Calisthenics is fucking gay start lifting weights faggot

>>728906249
Where were you when this happened?

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>>728905006
Das die deutschen selbst auf 4chan immer die behindersten fags sein müssen

>>728906917
Thank you for saying that :) but I was too young and stupid to really grasp what happened so I didn't do anything about it

>>728907036
Aw thats cute anon. Pics?

Dont play the kissing game with your uncle

>>728907072
At a friend's house. Same friend who walked in on it and said I was disgusting and to get out. I don't remember much but I do remember her saying that. Don't think I'll ever forget it

>>728906109
dumb bitch shouldn't have bluffed, wtf was she thinking

>>728902372
Pay attention in your math classes.

Would have saved a lot of time and money later on.

"Just be yourself, and act accordingly to yourself, because your future will be good"

>>728902372
Don't go into his house man. Just don't do it :( Fucking run as fast as our legs can take us. Run and don't look back.

>>728902372
Stay away from MMOs, dont drink energy drinks, Go rock climbing more often.

>>728902372
Work more and eat less.

>>728907364
how hpv influence your daily live? How you discovered that you had it?
hope you are ok in away...

>>728902372
Don't fuck with Aria.

>>728902626
I'd tell myself the same

You all make me depressed. No one's here happy with his life today?
No one feeling fulfilled?

your future is pretty cool , and school never helped you get the comfy job you have now so you might as well drop out of school and do whatever you want . stay out of trouble you little shit ,

>>728907558
>uncle
femanon?

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>>728907965
No. Shoo happyfag

>>728903625
The fuck did you do?

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>>728908016
Puke

>>728907576
it wasn't bluff though

>>728907558
>greentext

>>728906434
meh/10

>>728907565
Some friend

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Yo you still dont know what the fuck your doing at 21 but its real lonely here, build good foundations and leave your group of highschool friends theyve caused you nothing but trouble after. Also your girlfriend at 16 cheats on you but thats okay because you turned into a hard motherfucker, beware of your next girl at 19 she makes you soft again and then breaks your heart. Basically fuck everyone profit over everything.

Join the Marines straight out of high school.

>>728907835
A couple of warts popped up. It's mostly been fine. I don't tell people though. If a wart comes up I go get it frozen at the doctor. But it makes me feel disgusting. Thank you. It was 15 years ago now, and it and all the shit that followed made me who I am (a marginally functional and generally worthless adult!)

>>728907565
uh.
I hope you have better friends now

>>728902372
Kill them...kill them all it will make us so much stronger that we can do anything! Trust me child nobody knows us better than us. Also stop trying ro date that psycho bitch asians actually love you and generally have better pussy plus their meat tastes better and doesnt seem to spoil as quickly in the fridge.

>>728902372
you are alright, dont go to school tomorrow

>>728905422
No they had a gay orgy without me

>>728908163
I was blackout drunk but according to my friends I was yelling about how much I hated the Jews and Israel then the police were called. I woke up Saturday morning at my aunt and uncle's house. According to my uncle the police dropped me off around midnight and the only reason I wasn't taken to the drunk tank was because ai told the police my uncle lived close by and i can crash there.
My last memory that night was around 10pm at a bar.

>>728908364
Yeeeerrp. Never talked to her again. She ended up with 3 kids by the time she was 20 to her 'highschool sweetheart' who cheated on her constantly

>>728907565
>women

So she walked in on some dudes running a train on you, I take it you were lucid?

tell her

>>728908516
Yeah, my friends are great. Do you have good friends?

>>728908676
KEK

Fucking get it through your socially inept skull that she likes you.

>>728902372
take the fucking hint dumbass, she wanted your dick

>>728908783
I think I was sort of in and out of it by that point. I remember getting in a car with them to hot box it and then the next thing I remember is a room full of guys and my leg was in the air and one of them was on top of me and she was yelling for me to get out

Don't make a tumblr account

>>728908808
Yeah, I definitely have many great friends. People worthy of trust, helpful and resourceful..

It's funny, you know. I have never asked myself this question before. Thanks, anonette

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>>728904992
I'm all those yet I regret nothing¡!!!

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>>728908717

>>728909005
and what did she told those guys?

>>728908783
Being drugged, she was probably browned out. Not blacked out, but drifting in and out.

>>728909094
Haha no worries! Thank YOU for your original comment :)

>>728902372
Stay away from MMOs, dont drink energy drinks, Go rock climbing more often.

>>728902372
Brown wants the D, but you could marry Kubena.

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics

>>728909191
Dunno, I never heard anything about it. After that night I pretty much stayed away from everyone

>>728907965
lol where do you think you are, kid???

>>728906434
Nude? Please !

>>728902372
>you are not as great as you think, so dont think you are better than everybody

>start liftan and stop fapping

>dressing right is more important than you think, so stop looking like a hobo

>cut your hair, I know that you like it and in fact doesnt look half bad, and youll miss it a lot, but people will be closer to you if you got short hair

>you are not as bad as you think, stop the self pity bullshit and go out there, people will love you

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She does like you, she even told you that she is still a virgin, it doesn't matter that she is the ex of a friend of yours whom you hardly care about, she'll even tell you later that she was in love with you.

Also the other girl had feelings for you at first but you waited too long(literally years) to do anything and her feelings faded.

Your life is nothing but a chain of missed opportunities, years later and you'll keep doing the same mistakes or rather you'll keep doing nothing.

>>728902372
go to school and then go to WORK

>>728909202
I've never heard that term before, but that sounds like it (I am the rapee btw, not the person you're replying to)

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>>728902372
The same advice every introverted anxious 14 year old needs to hear

Quit being a bitch. Just go out and simply do. Failure is part of life and it's okay, it takes everyone a long time to get used to it. Also - life outside of highschool is nothing at all like fucking highschool. People are surprisingly decent and it's pleasantly surprising.

>>728906572
And?

>>728908356
Let's see yours, not even a mad comment just trying to compare

this guy is not a faggot. He is a gypsy. Don't trust him

>>728902372

Become an investment Banker.

>>728909774
Dont listen to this faggot just post some nudes so i can masturbate to your wife's tits

>>728902372
Don't drop out of school or believe the communist, or for that matter emotional argument, bullshit

>>728907965
Things got better. I feel bad for people who's golden years are in highschool :/ Life can be fucking awesome

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>>728909866

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>>728902372
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

> mfw my mom died in her sleep when I was 14
> mfw I've never replied to these baits

Every girl who likes you is horny and wants to fuck you.

>>728909975
jesus, that's like a top-tier dealbreaker

>>728909975
Niceee moarr

Easy, Pam really likes you and if you treat her with respect and dignity you can save her 2 awful abusive marriages and get to play with her beautifully built body from 18 to now instead of having to wait 30 years for the privilege. And yes, her tits are magnificent and she likes it when they are played with.

>>728909975
We're crossing into fugly territory here boys

Hold on to your butts

>>728902372
wear sunscreen ...
https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI

good song

niggers

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>>728908515
Cool beans. Care to spare some tits m'lady

Dear me,
At 19, you'll get your first and only gf. You'll have a few chances to have sex with her, please fucking do it ;_;.

If a blonde girl ask you what would you do If ill be pregnant (belfer having sex) tell something better than "i will kill this little son of a bitch" you 14 year old neta cuck

>>728909997
Fgt

>>728910141
What is

Hey anons that have been talking to me about being drugged and gang raped- I really have to go to sleep but I just want to say thank you. That's by far the most I've ever talked about it and it's weirdly given me a lot of comfort that some complete strangers have shown me such respect. I'm a bit teary now, but it's happy tears. So yeah, thank you <3

>>728909975
How often do you titfuck those girls?

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>>728910185
Hah not the prettiest, again waiting to see yours

>>728910525
those enormous tits

>>728910536
About twice a week

>>728904286
Make a thread outta that, more interesting than the gay shit

>>728907965

die

It'll be fine, you're gonna have plenty of sex in a few more years.

>>728910529
sleep tight;)

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>>728910593
WE ARE IN FULL ON FUGLY ZONE BOYS ABORT FAP ABORT FAP

>>728902372
buy bitcoins

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>>728910426
Aww I'm about to go to bed, but you got in just in time. Be gentle, it's my first time

>>728906109

haha piece of shit whore should have done it.

>>728910593
No but real talk she's got a bangin body but the face of a 65 year old lunch lady

>>728909663
Despite being such an apt description of your experience, its actually a dumb joke from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, its more used for being drunk than drugged.

>>728910717
Top kek virgin detected

>>728904588
Clap
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Fap
Clap

>>728910593
Please keep posting or post mega link

- a dude about to come to ur wife tits

>>728910825
Agreed

>>728910529
hpv-femanon?
I wish you luck

>>728909975
What's up with your filename bro?
Mega tits bro we need more

>>728902372
Find your own happiness

>>728902372
patrice o'neal

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>>728909005
Sorry that happen, but goddamn that made me hard.

>>728910845
that was pretty fuckin juvenile wasn't it, lmao

on the real though my dicks bigger than yours and I've definitely fucked more than you, faggot

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>>728906434
I've already seen this one posted. there's more, right?

Also in my case: Invest in yourself you retard. fuck are you doing wasting your time with useless shit.

Money is world irrespective of whatever people say

>>728904286
>Deutsch
welcher bist du im deutschfaden?

STOP saying "I listen to real music". Your emo kid bands are shit

>>728911060
To be fair, you most likely still listen to shitty music.

>>728911142
lmao

>>728902372
Get used to it

Actually fucking try in school, don't be a bitch and give up on making new friends and getting good grades.

Do not stick your dick in crazy, you will regret it

>>728910988
>that was juvenile
Let me make a comment about dick sizes even though I don't know his dick size

Dude you're on 4chan you ain't no lady killer lawl

>>728910977
Yeah it did ;)

Have more sex.

>>728910891
Hahaha, thank you :)

>>728911393
How?

>>728910700
Nighty night :)

>>728910844
Oh haha well then. Still appropriate!

>>728903595
You must be really sensitive to drugs. How much did you take? It's fucking Benadryl. I take 10 every night to go to sleep. I've taken up to 25 and I know the trip (it's more delirium than tripping) you're speaking of but it's really not that bad. I did that talking thing. I was sitting there talking to my wife about our dead cat and she reminded me he had passed away. Then I realised she was in the other room. I started laughing and then she came in there and was like, "What's so funny?" and I told her. She laughed and went away. I don't see how anyone could think it's such a bad experience that if they could tell their 14yo self one thing it would be that. Unless you're like 15-16 and life hasn't really kicked you in the balls yet.

>>728908532
Ouch!!!... I Cut myself reading that

>>728911300
yo dude google this word.. what was it, "irony"? I don't know, you won't look stupid so often

But real talk my dicks still bigger than yours. So come on you gay queer faggot show me your dick.

>>728903625
I'm a Jew and I find that hilarious. Why is it that when we get a few drinks in you people you do this shit?

>>728911559
Way to misuse irony you pleb

>>728911300
>Dude you're on 4chan you ain't no lady killer lawl
i mean, that's not completely fair. there are some handsome looking autists out there

>>728902372
1. Tell mom and dad that you're really a girl inside
2. Get on hormones now
3. ????
4. Profit

>>728911687
Are you trollin nigga? Cause that was definitely ironic humor

>>728911376
Got any pics of yourself? I'm fucking anxious now.

Stop smoking weed
Start working out
Coming out isn't as bad as you think it'll be (but you'll still cry like a bitch)

>>728911559
This is the part where you say, "I was only pretending to be retarded"

>>728911697
That's fucked bro, are you guys still together?

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>>728910754
How could you do that to me!!!

>>728911751
Yeah dude, definitely. I mean I did my best to conceptualize ironic humor for you the second time there but you still didn't get it. I guess that makes me retarded. Huh

Don't smoke fake weed. Get bubblehash.

>>728911872
Triggered

>>728902372
chase your degree before chasing girls you're too single minded to do both.

>>728911624
I watched a lot of videos recently about Gaza so it was on my mind

She's not your type. You should've stopped talking to her, now you're trapped.

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>>728911923
Oh shit yeah I'm spergin out, but I don't see any caps or name calling or whining? This must be some new kinda triggered.

Don't forget, I'm retarded.

>>728902372
Don't fuck Taya. Don't even fucking introduce yourself to her.

hey guys check this out
http://tones.wolfram.com/generate/GIyWqKLJH31ThNMixHXJ18uI68uJqn18Q5jkMNOFMSg

>>728912189
bret michaels?

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>>728912215

>>728912139
>I'm not triggered
>proceeds to respond triggered topkek

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>>728912285
Are you gonna tell me this new kinda triggered or not faggot? I don't have all day for this shit, I'm apparently sperging

>>728909383
Best album ever?

>>728912409
>proceeds further

Hurrdurr

Is it summer already?

You've lost the war before it's even begun. Don't let them get you patched up when you slice the artery.

>>728902372
Go out with them.

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>>728912774
Oh, you're retarded. Sorry

>>728912812
Grandpa Herbert? You know grandma doesn't like you using the computer. It raises you blood pressure.

>>728908175
Wtf?
>grape jelly
Disgusting

>>728912935
This is priceless he is so mad he is still going. You're my best trigger today.

>told him this is where you say I was pretending to be retarded, calls me retarded

Come on man at least show some cleverness and not show your plebiness

>>728906778
kek

>>728912935
>>728913089
you aren't funny
you aren't even stupid enough to be found amusing
kids, leave this place

>>728902372
But I am 14

>>728913186
Newfag a leave, especially triggered ones kek

>>728902372
Wash your hair more than once a year.

Stop being an edgy faggot, be a man and have confidence, and wash your acne fucked face.

>>728902620
how come?

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>>728913186
Funny as fuck to me, my dude. I'm not posting the jokes to make you laugh I don't give a shit about you outside of responding to this comment.

It was amusing pointing out how the dude was sperging by posting ironic comments. It's amusing, he's fucking stupid. Go invite yourself into someone else's discussion now, faglord.

>>728902372
Don't get in the car with a known child molester and let him suck your dick.

>>728902372
Don't get a degree in Petroleum Engineering

>>728902527
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>728902372
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put all your money on that when you turn 30

>>728913472
Haha now he's triggered on two people because he doesn't understand irony. >inb4 he rages

>>728913282
MODS

>>72890 Do whatever you can in your power to fuck girls while you're still underage.

>>728902372
study chemistry

Get your liver checked and start treatment now.

>>728913812
Why?

>>728913633
>>728913721
i just made my self wil 56 mill dollar ... wanna come make meth for me?

>>728913639
That other dude actually didn't know what irony was. I almost got baited by you, faggot.

Get laid really early on

>>728914020
>almost

As he is responding haha how new are you? That's a real question not fucking with you on that one

>>728902372

"Dude in like 14 years your ganna have a chance to tell yourself at 14 something. Dont mess it up"

Don't stop working out when you go to university, and make sure you eat enough.

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>>728914101
I mean he gets a solid 2/10 for the response, like you

You're both really terrible at this though. 2/10s are baby trolls.

post before the thread is in 404 flames

>>728902372
You are gonna fucking hate bootcamp but Its gonna be OK

>>728914236
>responds

When Walt offers you advice. Just say no and don't take it.

>>728914340
Yeah dude. I think pointing out how objectively bad these trolls have been this entire time leaves a little more of a sting but you keep enjoying those small victories, Rudy

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>>728906572
these are C or D, porn just has warped your sense of big tits

>>728911732
damn<3

>>728914196
Literally lol'd

>>728914538
>text
Stings

Holy beta

>>728907340
you are the fag, using fag in a german sentence....
how do you know that guy is german btw?

>>728914196
kek. Did it work?