Dear customers, We're sorry but we have overbooked this

>>728882258
here's my ticket

my ticket

Nigga I bet I could take Negan on. He ain't so tough without Lucile.

>>728882444
Goodbye

>>728882444

Trip 4s, thos guy is fucked. Heres my ticket.

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>>728882444
Holy fuck!

>>728882444
Fucking ejected

>>728882444
oh shit what just happened here

>>728882444
stop whining

>>728882444
Fuuuuuuck

>>728882258
Make my day fgt

>>728882258
just for the record that fucking asian guy should have just left his seat and he would have gotten compensation for his ticket or just take another plane

>>728882444
ROFL!
you're fucked

>>728882879
just for the record, paying customers should never be savagely abused for choosing to be your customer ... unless they're a dominatrix.

>>728882258
I am a medicine man, leave me

Rill

>>728883244
Fuck

>>728883244
Bye

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>>728883244
DO NOT RESIST

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No one cares about United Airlines except for reddit justice warriors.

Fuck off pls.

>>728882444
Fucking hell. You only had to roll ONE 4...

Im on my way to perform urgent rocket surgery on small children I can't miss this flight!

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>>728882258

>>728883427
CUT OFF YOUR DICK AND EAT IT

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>>728883514

i cant be banned

>>728882879
Instead he won the lottery.

>>728883514
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PREEEASE NO ESCORRT I AM DOCTUR IN HOME TOWN

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>>728882258

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a-am I g-good?

Hey

>>728882258
Here's my ticket

>>728882444
Sucks to suck bro.

Wot?

>>728882258
we'll see about that

I volunteer.

>>728883131
that is beside the point. if you pay for a meal in a restaurant and they decide it's closing time but you refuse to get out the security/police will escort you out
yes there was some unnecessary aggression on their part but that's not what i'm talking about here. Just because one party made a mistake it doesn't mean the other one must be innocent
the guy should have left his seat end of story

>>728884147
You're white tho

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>>728882879
Instead of $800 he gets famous and rich

>>728882444
Everyone has a ticked already, that's not why they get kicked.

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>>728884224

Fuck you faggots your airline is Fucking gay anyway, cunts.

>>728884364
YEEEAH BOII

suck my dick

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>>728884364

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>>728882258

I'll get off easily if you show me your dick

>>728884466
Nice double dubs dude

your momma is getting of first

You just wanna take my seat because I'm black. But I'm not leaving. This is just like that bitch on the bus again!

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>>728884694

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>>728884466
My God, are there any millennials who can use apostrophes properly? They're all so upset about not being taken seriously too.

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>>728884884
they used it correctly you absolute fucktard

mods are too faggot to ban me

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>>728885001
>Both Sulu's are officially
No they didn't, you uneducated child.

>>728882444
R.I.P.

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>>728882258

I'll pay extra for first class

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>>728884466

DUBS OF TRUTH!!!!

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>>728885106

Niggers don't count

>>728885001
lol what a moron

>>728885039

Do it

>>728882444
damn dude, you got thrown into the engines!

Anyways here's my ticket, im cleared for flight.

>>728882258
You'll have to drag me off because theres no way Im getting off on my own will.

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>>728884466

trips, dubs, and dubs

i will sue the living crap out of you if you remove me from your airplane. I am already seated and i have a ticket. The only moment you can legally stop a person from boarding your aircraft is when he doesn't have a ticket and when he isn't sitting on his seat.

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>>728885554
Okie dokie

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>>728885604

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Neagan

Fat man on plane

>>728885830
no shit

>>728885604
Excuse me mods, we need you to get off this flight to make room for mods.

>>728885001
Two uses; one incorrect. You choose

Perhaps you ought to pause to think more before your urge to post to show how clever and outraged you are shows your underlying stupidity.

>>728885001
Holy shit you're stupid. If you don't care enough to type correctly then your opinion doesn't matter.

Me won't leave!

>>728882258
I'm the doctor

>>728885982
>enough to type correctly then your opinion

enough to type correctly, then your opinion

Comma, you nerd.

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>>728886380
Fair enough.

I won't leave

I cant be kicked off the plane if I become one with the plane

I am a Sovereign Citizen, you have no authority to order me about. This seat isn't covered by maritime law so honor your oath to keep the peace and don't act as an agent for this commercial airline. I dare you to touch me under the eyes of god.

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>>728882258
You're a big guy!

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>>728882258
ban me then faggot. your tv show is for normie degenerates anyways

>>728886980
No I'm a manlet. Sorry

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>>728886980
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.

>>728882444
Fuckin triplebanned get rekt

I dont see why i should have to leave, im rich

>>728882258
I AM NEEGAN