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No rekt thread? I'll start with my personal favorite.

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No rekt thread? I'll start with my personal favorite.

>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad
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>>728877340
KEK
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>>728877340
Im sorry im a stupid person i cannot understand their dance. So the parent are happy, sad or shocked at that time?
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>>728877755
Probably utter despair
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>>728877340
>mom throws gun out front door, cuz she was afraid Dad would also kill hisself (that was in later follow up news, interview with wife)
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>>728877340
>some random did picked up gun, walked away with it
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>>728877704
Why did it stop!?!?! MORR
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>>728877606
Wat
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>>728877340
Rage quit
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>>728878253
The little girl just left. What a fucking bitch. No wonder why Chinese people abandon girls or send them abroad.
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>>728877340
You forgot to mention the nerve gas leak nearby, that's what caused the dance at the end
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>>728878046
Subtitles:
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>>728878831
fake
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>>728877755
Ya dude, the parents are ecstatic that their son just blew his brains out in front of them.
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>>728879730
nigga i dont know.. i mean some parents DO hate their children.
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>>728879279
Grownup bitches just do the same. I have heard about many cases, when men tried to help "lady in trouble". And when attention of abusers turn to hero-helper-white-knight, sluts just run away like it is not their business. They let their savour to suffer for them
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>>728879239
Context?
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>>728878046
Oh fuck that is a sad way to go
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>>728878829
damn, she was fine af
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>>728879987
Someone opened a portal to hell and those demons came through. Also: nerve gas
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>>728879865
But in this case you can clearly tell they are devastated by his death. They are in such shock and disbelief that they drop to the floor and roll around, they simply don't know how to respond to what just happened.
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>>728880070
That persons still alive. Those are not the same people, just an edit some autist did.
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>>728877606
Quaid... start... the reactor...
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>>728879459
Gottagivehimahand.jpg
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>>728877340
>>interpretive dance

kekus maximus
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>>728877340
what the fuck? Do these fucking vermin live in a convenience store they poorly turned into a home?
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>>728880528
Lost
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>>728879823
Just let go of the fucking thing!
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>>728881174
You've never been electrocuted, have you? When the current starts to run through your body, all your muscles contract, not relax. They should have hit the poor nigger with a board.
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>>728877704
sauceeeeeeeeeeeee PLS!!!!
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>>728881174
Kind of hard to do that when your hands fuse together with the metal.
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>>728881174
>being this retarded
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>>728879987
Apparently to make things cool, the audience area was filled with some kind of foam that was either flammable or contained a flammable gas, and it ignited.

At least that's what I've heard.
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>>728878363
lol that moment when the guy is like... should i save her or leave her? shit better save her
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>>728880297
dumbasses

if they cared so damn much maybe they shouldn't have provoked him in the first place
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>>728880703
Anyone have back story?
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>>728880729
>>728880842
That hive
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>>728881530
Car crash
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>>728879823
lol... gets in his car and drives off. what a fag
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>>728881617
Yeah niggear. Im gonna leave now, im drinking
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>>728880865
This actually gives a really nice idea of how far a knife has to go to hit an organ.
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>>728880199
wtf am I seeing here>>>>???!!!!
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>>728881800
Nerve gas
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>>728881800
>>>>???!!!!

!?!?!?!?!!!!?!???!!!??!??!??!??!?!??
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>>728880703
I've been through a shitton of Rekt breads and none of them have affected me beyond making me internally go "Ooooo" but this will haunt my dreams
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>>728881997
>>>>>>>><<<<<}}}}}}}}}}}}??????!!!!!!!!!
seriously though... eh wtf?
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>>728881985
Haha. I love that.
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>>728881997
?!!!!?!?!!?!!?¿!!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!!
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>>728881800
There's a cable being pulled that can't be seen by the shitty camera
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>>728882049
Excellent, I'm happy to have helped!
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>>728882144
I figured this much but from where and when? Other cars drove through fine just before
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>>728882086
Imagine being the surgeon.
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>>728881800
!!!!!!!!??????!?!!?!!!???!!?!?!!??
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>>728879823
>ironmansrocketbootsonthefritz.webm
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>>728882099
Checked
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>>728879279
>>728879936
You guys are retards
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>>728877660
I've never understood this one
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>>728878253
THE BROTHERS ARE LIKE "HELL YEA THAT WAS INSANE DUUUDE"
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>>728878805
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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>>728880199
That is hands down the funniest thing ive seen all year

>underrated post
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>>728882413
Shut the fuck up you white knight beta.
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>>728878831
>Torture dungeon
>Fire extinguisher
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>>728882497
The entire town appears out of nowhere
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>>728882602
Safety first, man.
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>>728878565
That moment she knew she was fucked
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>>728882497
>not going back to Oct. 26, 1985
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>>728882627
You know it's not in Asia then.
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>>728879823
I thought the guy in the car was going to push it away from the power lines, but no, he just drove off.
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>>728880307
>>728880343
This is legal.
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>>728882774
But did she die?
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>>728882413
Go get your testosterone levels checked, they seem to be low.

Stupid sissie cunt.
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>>728880842
Wtf is happening?
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>>728880575
title kek
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>>728881985
What a fucking bellend
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>>728880307
>>728880343
How can this shit still survive in modern world with human rights, genders and SJWs? Why nobody cares about killing animals in such fucking way?
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>>728877340
Well that didn't took long for him
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>>728879610
Yeah, that's what he needs! 40 people kicking the shit out of him.
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>>728882951
One of these
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>>728881401
That is fucking disgusting. Cover your damn mouth when you cough.
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>>728880703
I'm sorry, my face is tired
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>>728881401
The need to remove that shit!
She looks like she's going to grow up pretty hot.
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NO MORE BORDERS
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>>728882566
>white knight beta.
You're the permavirgin who clearly has issues with girls
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>>728882951
I forget what it's called, but it looks like he has a huge hole in his stomach lining
He contracts his abs, which squeezes his guts through the hole into that little pocket of skin

Supposedly it's not painful just uncomfortable, and the surgery is usually simple to fix, but that hole looks huge
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>>728883055
Because it's in some shithole country.
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>>728882204
Does anyone know the name of that guy?
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>>728883055
Because it's in some shithole country.


Pro tip: 3rd world countries aren't like America
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>>728883296
Budd Dwyer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer
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>>728882257
Just pull it out.
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>>728877660
Fucking filename gave me 1 million keks
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>>728882933
Such a faggot
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>>728883227
Nah, you're just a fag who puts pussy on a pedestal.
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>>728878363
peking
one dead
one wounded
did i read it right?
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>>728881174
This is bait, right? No-one is this stupid.
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>>728883497
Not at all, I'm just not bitter and angry like you. Probably because I'm successful with girls.
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>>728879610
where are the other fantastic 4?
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>>728882497
no flux capacitor installed
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>>728883597
Yes, I'm sure you have many successful friendships with girls.
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>>728881714
Full beat up?
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>>728882774
>Asian breakdancing
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>>728879459
Video aus einem Deutschen Flüchtlingsheim bei der Essenausgabe. Vorher hatte Frau Merkel noch allen die Hand zum Wilkommen gereicht.
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>>728883689
Are you underage, or just a failure?
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>>728883752
That was pretty much it. It's only missing the autistic screeching.
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>>728881714
Poor nigga, gotta be spending 25 to life for "hate crimes"
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>>728877340
dat slap to the head, so kek
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>>728882566
Omg sauce
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>>728880703
>My Face Feels Funny
back story?
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>>728883217
Why this faggots are so evil? That is not realy good way to take peoples love and loyalty. Also enemies soldiers will never give up and will fight till death becouse they dont want to suffer.
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>>728881479
Funny that he died and she lived.
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>>728883449
This is actually new and holy shit that's fucked.
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>>728883817
And you're a great friend, just not relationship material :^)
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>>728881714
With sound?
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>>728879459

I have to wonder if this was a mob lynching and the guys whipping the leg are like:

"Yeah you fucking thief, you wanna steal our papayas!? That this lashing to your shins! Yeah you like that?"

Looks up at decapitated head:
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>>728883881
Sasha Foxx
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>>728884018
I've got kids, you retard. Sounds like I struck a nerve though. So which is it? Underage or failure?
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>>728883679
is Brazil really such a shithole to live in?
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>>728878225
Them chinks are serious about their PC bangs
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>>728880886

dindu
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>>728883339
>shithole countries
Probably Spain, a 1st world economy because it's one of the few countries where that's legal
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>>728884065
Cheers anon
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>>728884175
yes anon, dindu
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>>728883449
Alternative timeline Phineas Gage
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>>728884107
300k starting mathematician 9 inch dick faggot
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>>728884299
Ah, so both?
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>>728879823
kek at filename
>what a world what a world
wouldv been good too
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>>728883964
i assume that guy with the knife was molested by that other dude a couple of times. Its obvious that he had never used a knife in combat before, and he brought it for the sole purpose of defending himself. He was also first atacked by that faggot. serves right, Justice.
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>>728884296
Now with disfiguration
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>>728883516
daughter lived (bitch that got out), her mom got out to "save" her and died
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>>728877340
I like the 'everybodydothedinosaur.webm' title more.
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>>728884124
Shit like that happens in the US all the time, just look Chicago or LA
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>>728884124
Actually, it's much more worse.
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>>728884348
Yes 300k/9 inch dick, both.
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>>728883679
the same in Germany next corner. Mrs Merkel now they, she have give the hands to say very wellkommes
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>>728884444
And still you can't get laid. You really are a loser.
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>>728877660
>dude was a cop who was being divorced by his wife and taking their kids or something
>an heros in store
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>>728884420
>>728884463
i live in a third world shithole (Bosnia) but thats far beyond anything here. I myself barely lock the door or close the garage over night, there is almost no crime here. still want to leave.
But i'll definetly put Brasil down from my wishlist....
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>>728884521
Your mom coints, sorry
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>>728883679
these clips were taking during the Olympics, the thieves were taking advantage of tourists. its not usually like that, but it is pretty bad. 45% of brazil are bums.
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>>728881167
>filename
That guy isn't even black.
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>>728883679
niggers
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>>728880886
anyone know the story? where this was?
also the cops fire like 6-7 rounds before they hit him
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>>728884676
>coints
>Resorting to mom jokes

Nice comeback, you're clearly starting to get upset.
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>>728883785
so ein scheiß
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>>728884521
Shut your damn mouth, stupid little cunt.

"I've got a wife" "I've got kids"

I bet you're the bitch of the couple. Who is cooking for the wife, who is cleaning for the wife, and...

who gets beaten by the wife.

What are you even doing here arguing? You should be on facebook, posting comments and compliments on every girl's picture.

Go seek some help. Your hormones got messed up at birth and you ended up low testosterone.
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>>728884723
Shitcongo (chicago)

Nigger most likely drunk, pulls a gun on another nigger, fires multiple shots, cop just happens to be there, nigger charges cop, cop shoots nigger
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>>728883449
she survived and i think they stitched her face up pretty good, iirc
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>>728878829
wtf
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>>728884363

Fucking hot. One day I hope to have my testicles ripped off by some teeth. A once in a life time experience.
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>>728884952
america is crazy, if this happened in australia it would be news for half the year
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>mfw reading this thread
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>>728884796
Yes, you upset me friend zone. How will I ever recover? :^)
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>>728877704
>filename
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>>728884521
quads confirm
he is a loser
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>>728884894
>That projection

Didn't say I had a wife.

>who gets beaten by the wife.

Despite what you witnessed in your shitty upbringing with your trash parents, most couples don't beat one another.

>Your hormones got messed up at birth and you ended up low testosterone.

You write like a retard.

You think being bitter and angry, like you clearly are, makes you a man?
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>>728883964
faggot ass asians
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>>728884940
this is fucked up
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>>728879987
>Context?
Fire hot.
Fire burn.
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OC
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>>728885032
Some of these cases do last half a year, if not longer. Ever heard of trayvon martin? Michael brown? Two stupid niggers who dindu nuthin and got killed by cops. Well trayvon was killed by a neighborhood watch but he was also the aggressor just like the rest of these niggers. Then they get killed and the media explodes saying they were good boys and whitey be racist.
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>>728878394
Dude, I watched this in science in like 7th Grade, he doesn't get torn open it's just a puncture, he lives
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>>728883606
No budget for the rest after the last one tranked.
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>>728884766
>Asian drivers
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>>728884723
Chicago, and believe me... if you get out the center you're fucked. There is a reason they call it ChIRAQ.

Just go near the University of Chicago (which is a really really beautiful University) and you'll see security guards in cars, on every corner 24/7.

There are also some kind of help security phones with a camera on top... so if you get attacked, you can go there and hit the button, which calls security immediately. You have these like every 20 meters.

On top of that, you hear gun shots and police car sirens every single day. Shit is hardcore.

I've been to Ferguson near St-Louis (where there was a riot a few years ago) and although it was ghetto... it didn't feel as dangerous as fucking Chicago.
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>>728878669
The filename is the reason I have no compassion for the retards in rekt bread
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>>728879823
Dropkick him, dumbshits.
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>>728885403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gernot_Reinstadler

methinks you remembered it wrong
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>>728877340
>parents break into interpretive dance
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>>728885403
Afraid not.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ef_1423411935&comments=1
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>>728884363
What a cock gobbler.
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>>728885351
yeah i know about all that, i don't buy into race shit tho i don't care. i just meant that this type of shit is rare is aus at all
>>728885473
sounds like brazil or something, literally nothing like it here. there are guns and fatal shootings but like one every couple of months at best, and we are a country of 20 million plus
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>>728885642
Saved!
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>>728885473
why are the US in some parts worse than some third world shitholes?
why dont you do something about that
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>>728879056
niggers
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>>728885147
Shut your damn mouth.

You can only talk like that online, where you can make yourself look like a badass... while in reality you're a little white-knighting bitch.

Sissie.
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>>728878805
I'm no expert, but he'd be less likely to lock his knees if he reduced the load and did a full range of motion.
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>>728879987
The gates of Oblivion have opened once again...
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>>728885473
Those Chiraq savages just don't quit. Filthy sambo scum who 'smoke on packs' killing the 'ops'.

Yet apparently its the white man holding niggers down and killing them in the streets. The same Latishas and lequans who do this shit are the ones chanting BLM.
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>>728883516
>Claims to read Chinese
>Calls Beijing "Peking" like it's 1945.
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>>728885765
>You can only talk like that online, where you can make yourself look like a badass

You're the dumb cunt whose trying to sound like a badass.

I was expecting you to add something like 'fight me irl'
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>>728885741
because of subhuman niggers
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>>728882360
Story??
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i always imagine that they are laughing so hard that they are falling around on the ground like when i watch jimmy fallon.
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>>728882774
She's probably a junkie bitch OD'ing & they're all fed up with her shit.
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>>728882706
Lol I was thinking the same thing.
>It was at this moment Wang knew...she fucked up.
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>>728885717
Well you have to "buy into the race shit" here because it's the reality a lot of people live with here in the states. Chicago ALONE has nearly 1000 (one thousand) murders a year, this year there was a weekend where 7 people were murdered. 7 people in ONE WEEKEND. You know who 90%+ of the perpetrators and victims are? Niggers.
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>>728885741
Beacuse for some reason they afford niggers a 'privilage' beacuse racism nd shit. If they do anyything, the whole country erupts into BLM 'dindunuffin' rhetoric and they all lose theit jobs.
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>>728879823
>indians
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>>728882360
Source on her death?
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A classic.
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>>728885400
my fav is the guy who gets absolutely thunderstruck by the lamp post. i bet he thought i was pretty home free.
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>>728883055
>in modern world with genders and SJWs?

News Flash: They're not CIS white males; so schrodingender SJW's can't say shit to them.
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>>728885309
They're just hazing!
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>>728885867
Peking is still the official reading in my Country.
And i dont claim anything, i am proud i could have red even that.
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>>728877340
Why give him a loaded gun???
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>>728885992
yeah but i love hip-hop. and i figure there are historical socio-economical at play, and some cultural problems, not just 'because nigger'
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>>728880575
I've heard niggers have an obsession with that shit
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>>728885992
Chicago's like fucking Syria in the summer. You need to stay away from any section 80 housing or black areas. Little nighlets get off school and gangbang.
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>>728886016
niggers.
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>>728877340
looks like he played spec ops: the line for far too long.

he should've just shot conrad and did the welcome to dubai ending.
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>>728885901
>>728886022
all i know is, that what your country has make great, is "we have a Problem, lets fix it"
what happened?
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>>728884058
That was on my mind too. The range of punishment between a whipping someone in the leg and cutting their fucking head off.
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>>728880703
this is fake, it was posted on /r/halloween.
it's basically make-up to make her look lie she lost her face
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>>728886120
>yeah but I love hip-hop

Wtf, I love niggers shittting up entire neighborhoods and killing each other in record numbers now! Ya nigga, 2pac biggie!
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>>728879610
Dude's on fire walking out of there like "Yeah guys, we made. Whew. That was close. Hey, why are you looking at me like that?"
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>>728886270
Stop talking bullshit
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>>728882360
fucking brazil
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>>728882204
Classic
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>Having a favorite video of someone killing themselves.
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>>728886079
The horrific moment a man set a hospital ward ablaze in an attack on another patient, killing three including himself, has been caught on CCTV.
The shocking incident involved an apparently furious dialysis patient at a private hospital in Albania. The video shows him walking calmly into the ward, where four people are receiving treatment, before dousing a male patient with gasoline.

A scuffle ensues before the perpetrator ignites the fluid, causing an explosion and engulfing the room in flames.

Three people died in the inferno that was intentionally started at the Tirana American Hospital on Monday.

Two female patients, Sanije Sulaj, and Hani Mal, both aged 55, died from asphyxiation, according to Albanian news site Albeu.

The target of the attack, Dashamir Saraci, was seriously injured while the arsonist, identified as Lefter Canaj, died Tuesday, according to Albanian Daily News. He had been arrested by police a few hours earlier.

It’s believed Canaj carried out the attack after he had an argument earlier that day with Saraci while waiting to use the kidney dialysis machine.

The hospital issued a statement on Facebook commending the actions of the nurses, who helped extinguish the fire before police and firefighters attended the scene.
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>>728886405
Welcome to /b/ newfriend!
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>>728881676
>>728882833
Not only does he just drive off, he makes sure to signal. Safety first!

The lesson here, as this is the second video I've seen like this, do not push around tall metal things. I'd say look for power lines above first, but really just fuck it. Quit that job.
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>>728886314
fucking bitches on skates
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>>728883982
No they both lived. What the video doesn't show is the mother of the woman getting out to save her and was killed instead.
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>>728877340
Like the fact that the mother is switched on enough to pick the firearm up.
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>>728882360
>gets boner while watching this
I think I've lurked enough for the day
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>>728885741
there are so many reasons
single mothers
welfare
a shitty mayor
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>>728886580
yall need ben shapiro
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>>728886443
that filename
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>>728885741
This is why

>>728886502
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>>728880886

>cop driving fires 10 shots and misses every single one

>rookie cop in the passenger seat lines up and dices the dindu in one go

stick to driving the car, wiggum
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>>728886502
The irony is delicious.
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>>728886240
Im not an amerifag. Britbong here
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>>728881676
puts on the hazrd lights. HAHAHAHAHA
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>>728886022
Honestly, bro; we had a LONG ass time to correct this before the 'dindu' shit started. More or less 50 fucking years. SJWs & the like are a fad exclusive to this century; least this current incarnation.
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>>728880297
Parents aren't some super humans, they just as dumb as you or anyone else.

They didn't think he would do it, he did.
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>>728886714
Sure is kek
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>>728886580
>welfare
more like lack of welfare and no social mobility., creates generational poverty and a strata of scapegoats that fat faggots can blame all the problems of the world on
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>>728879987
Nightclub in taiwan or singapore or something.

They released this paint into the audience because they were being cool.

Ignited by the lights.
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>>728886734
How is that not cold blooded murder on the cop's part? I hate criminals, but fuck man...
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>>728886523
and dats how a bunch of bitches accidentally pop their cherries
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>>728886815
If I remember right, he was charged with murder.
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>>728886745
Kek
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>>728886815

I read that he shot at cops and they were chasing him for a while before his vehicle flipped; apparently he was still carrying a loaded gun. Idk how credible it was though
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>>728886754
No shit? What is your point?
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>>728885741

Because those niggers' ancestors spent many many years working in the cotton fields, having zero education.

Then, the North won the American civil war and freed the niggers (which was a huge mistake, but Abraham Lincoln did it because he HAD to, not because he wanted to). So the niggers went to work up North near the big lakes, because that's where all the factories were.

So they kept working in factories all until the companies decided to use the labor from emergent countries, such as China. This caused the factories to close and all those niggers ended up with no job and a lack of education.

The worst case is the city of Detroit, which literally went BANKRUPT. I've visited it and it looks fucked up... like a ghost town. Every other house is abandoned (in the city center too). It looks really depressing, but it felt a little less dangerous than the ghetto in Chicago.

Anyways, the niggers basically have no previous education, no current education, and...

they have no desire to learn anything.

If those factories up north would have stayed open, the situation would have been better today.
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>>728886948
Wasn't that guy blinded?
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>>728878829
Looks fake, sauce?
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>>728880575
Post the one with audio, fam

Context makes this 10 times better
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>>728883679
i'm going to brazil for a week or so, but i'm pretty scrawny (and brown skinned)
do ya'll think I could pass for a thief - to avoid being robbed myself?`
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File too big to post, but asian chick does a line of ketamine for like a minute and a half at a nightclub in Thailand (its not hong kong like the title says). The club has this as a "challenge". For all of you who dont know. Ketamine is EXTREMELY hard to overdose on, in fact this may be the only known case someone died from ketamine per drug effects.
The recreational dose is far less than the medical dose hence almost impossible to overdose on. She was taking to the hospital and died on the way there i believe.

http://vidmax.com/video/60208-An-Asian-girl-snorts-the-longest-line-of-ketamine-ever
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>>728878253
Is this frogger?
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>>728882099
Did he died?
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>>728886364
>Is this seat taken?
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>>728886120
There are things I do & don't like about it myself.
Rap has huge strength & potential as a lyrical style & medium; but it's like that old myth about us only using 10% of the human brain, vast majority of rappers only use 10% of its potential at BEST.
Take away their ability to rap about themselves & how great/hard they are, the material shit they've got, or how much pussy they get & how little they give a fuck about it (& sometimes also, bizzarely, how much they love God & think he's got their backs, kek); vast majority of rappers are fucking lost & have nothing left to say.
& Personally I fucking despise the way that Rap, dubstep/club shit, & pop have together all but murdered appreciation for & value of instrumental talent.
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>>728880968
stop posting this in every fucking rekt thread you stupid faggots
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>>728885309
sauce?
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>>728887025
Niggers don't have a desire to do anything. All they do is play the race card as professional victims. Instead of bettering themselves, they just do whatever they want with no consequences and blame the white man for Thierry problems. Slavery ended over 130 years ago, get your shirt together.
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>>728886735
uh you fucked up way more.
Trade and Industry Secretary "we need skilled Immigrants"
Foreign secretary "we have young folks from Poland, Spain and Greece"
Nigel Farage "no, they are destroying Brittain"
Prime Minister "ok, lets go back to bringing people from Bangladesh, Pakistan and Africa here"
People "makes sense"
The Queen "Allah u akbar"
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>>728887141
thats just gangsta rap, that shit gets boring very quickly. especially when its just braggadocios, not introspective. there is plenty of good/introspective clever rap
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>>728879987
My mix tape.
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>>728884659
what happened?
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>>728887303
I get exposed to way more of it than I'd like; there definitely is legitimate talent out there, but it's fucking dwarfed by the junk.
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>>728884766
poor kid. from the way the car left, i think they ran over it again
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>>728887068
just wear a disneyland shirt from 1936 with holes in it and a banana leaf skirt, youll fit right in
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Anyone else go through and watch all of them before realising you're a little pussy ass faggot every. Fucking. Time
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>>728887025
You seem to think education is passed on genetically...
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>>728878829
B-but she was driving on left seat driver kind of car
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>>728885928
she was working for some drug farm and was cough calling the cops or another gang or something like that so they told her they will only break his phone as punishment. But she had to hold it against her head. So they were telling her she had a slight chance to survive that even when it was a lie
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>>728887070
cool who cares

unless she dies in the video why are you posting it here
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>>728887586
She dies after the video and there are 10+ posts in this thread where people dont die. Rekt threads arent only people dying but people getting fucked up.
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>>728887497
I love to get fucked by black men while listening to black music blaring in the speakers. When they drive through my neighborhood blasting their music and I can hear it rumbling blocks away, it makes my prostate tingle
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>>728884659
God dammit stop, that's the only thing that can get me to cringe on /b/
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>>728887721
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>>728887721
Another then your comments...
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>>728885282
Isn't that what you wanted to see though?
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>>728887234

hahahahahaha what the fuck
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>>728877865
>When machines attack
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>>728886054
that kid get his back fucked up?
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>>728877340
>parents break into interpretive dance

I still will never understand the falling on the ground thing, and honestly leads me to believe that it's a cultural thing.
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>>728884940
this always gets posted

the dramatic fall into his arms

give me a fucking break
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>>728888018
you are so insightful
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>>728887692
...Good for you? I hear rectal prolapse can be "fun".
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>>728879459
story?
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>>728887847
head they got arrested short after and one of them was beated to death in prison
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>>728888152
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>>728886373
wow the next back to the future looks awesome
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>>728887254
I've never experienced any negativd fallout from that shit. I live in middle england, thefucking places that inspired the shire in lord of the rings.Just countryside, tudour towns and posh people. I do agree though that shit ruined citys like Wolverhampton and Birmingham. Bham is like 70% asain now.
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>>728883296
Bud Weiner.
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>>728888210
Just wanted to see what it'd look like if he had some girth for once.
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