ITT: we act like newfags, but upon dubs, we all become the oldest

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How do I make a new thread?

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nice dubs

checked

how do you triforce? ▲
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what does kek mean

what is /thread????

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doesn't "turn 360 degrees and walk away" just mean you end up in the same direction?

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>>728857209
haha look at these dubs im gonna get XD

psshhh youre all newfags ive been on here since mute ran it

Hey, my friend and I heard about this place. Show us your worst, /B!

Who is moot?

filthy frank brought me here

>>728857547
THat gets an up vote from me!

Roast me /b

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pepe XDDDDD

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haha same! him and pewdiepie are the best XD <3<3<3

Pepe is my favorite meme

i love memesxDDD

>>728857060
bet u cant triforce xd
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haha friend save it its all yours/

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Nice trips!!!

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newfag

jet fuel cant melt steel memes XD

>How do I greentext?

What does "ITT" mean?

<P.S. OP is a faggot

>>728857393
fpbp

>>728857060
What the fuck is a cuck?

you guys are fucking rasict omg

Whos pepe?
https://discord.gg/MrnWd9k

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darn

The Britbong Paedo is in the house.

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Sauce

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Not playing, I'm actually listened to a speech by Adolf Hitler rn
Rest in Peace, you were the best

>>728857060

The kids in my 10th-grade gym class said to come here and get a Gold Account.

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x2

Be me
10 years old
Make poopie
Make mom clean it up
Hehe

guys join my discord https://discord.gg/fuckoff

>this is how you do it right?

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>>728857957
All hail the Britbong Paedo

>>728857564
>mute
my new favorite thing

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CANT EVEN GREENTEXT KYS YOU CUCK

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what are you 5

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>>728857900
"I'm The Tits"

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No you do it like this, newfag

why are there porn ads on here?

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>>728857950
first try, boys! I guess I'm the oldest of the oldfags now.

guys every time I make a post it takes me back to the home page

>>728858014
>The Britbong Paedo loves you kiddies.

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>>728858099
Lol!

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>>728857060
What do I put in the Options field?

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Typical niggers trying to remove the white race from the area

I'm fgt

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“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

Why are people speaking German!? This is America!

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"Sage"
Like the herb lol

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So, how about that new episode of To Catch A Predator?

BRAAAAAAAAAP

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I love the frog dude, he's so great!
Do you guys like hot memes too?

Hey gaiz, remember when 4chan actually did shit and didnt sit around and do nothing?

/b/, I need you to call this guy who fucked my hamster

His number: 1-800-Choke-My-Chicken

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Neetbux pls

sage sage sage asge sage

>>728857060
Where's the like button at?!?!?

ITT: newfags who googled old images from b

>>728858280
Dude your gf is actually 9/10 would bang

>>728857060
What do dubs mean?

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>lurn2triforce.jpg
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>>728858530
what is a sage do?

wut?

>>728858325
Thanks buddy!

haha guys 4chan is so cool i 've been here for years fuck newfags amirite X'D

>>728858280

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Why does everyone say kek?

im not new ive been here all summer

>>728858693
Its short for KKK

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>>728858471
No

This site is offensive.

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I've been her since 2002, you newfag. This is my /b/ now.

>>728857614
write / / in front you faggot

I'm still mad the captcha was added

>>728858685
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

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dogies r my favoret animal

Boy I sure do love summer

>>728858325
I thought it meant like an older wise person. So when you start a thread and someone says sage that means you said something really wise and thought provoking, right?

I've been using 4chan for a whole month

>>728858439
He's called Facebook Frog!

>>728858848
i think you are gay

>>728858846
your squirel looks stoopid

>>728858685
This is me! Literally me! Nothing else can eben come CLOSE to relating to me like this! AT! ALL! There is NO way you can convince me that this is NOT me! This character could not possibly BE anymore me! It is me! NOBODY can convince me otherwise! If anyone approaches me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I IMMEDIATELY SHUT. THEM. DOWN. with OBERWHELMING EBIDENCE that this character is me! This character is me! it is indisputable! Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me! If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference! I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me!!!!!!!”! I can practically SEE this character every time I look at myself in the mirror! I go outside and people stop ME to comment how similar I look and act to ME! I ME softly as I’m ME everyday this character is ME in every way! I can smile each ME I get out of ME every ME knowing that ME found ME with ME and ME know ME place in this ME! It’s really ME ME similar ME ME ME to ME, ME almost ME ME identical twin ME! When ME first saw ME, I had ME scary existential crisis! What if this character was the real ME and I was the fictional being?!?! What if this character actually became aware of my existence!?!?? Does this character have the ability to become ME???!?

Please stop posting so much porn it is disgusting

KIK?

>>728857979
That's not sauce it's a naked lady

thread = derailed
thanks newfriends

How do I check em?

>>728858916
shut up

I remember the good ol times whem moot did shit

Wee woo wee woo Halt Pleb , this is the meme police you are under arrest , for staying out past authentic Nigger hours . Don't not resist

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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Durr... I'm dumb

is dubs short for dubstep? i love dubstep XDDDDD

Lazy masquerade brought me here

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

>>728857060
hello faggots join the discord
https://discord.gg/7ZBqx3m

Is this the deepweb?

fox news brought me here, how do i become anonymous hacker?

The Wall Street Journal brought me here.

>>728859082
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How do I get to /b/

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>>728859223

Nigger

why does the foxes have boobies?

Tumblr is better

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>728857060
This thread is about being new, not autistic you

where can i buy a fingerbox

Why is it called 4chan?

Is it newfag time or oldfag time? Im confused as fuck

>>728859166
Then some foreign noble brings their family over and you start hanging out with their son for a few weeks during their stay because hes the only friend you've had in years at this god damned place the LGBT community starts making posters of you two laughing together and claims that Trumps son is a gay bottom and "there is nothing wrong with that". So uncle Pence has you sent to a "conversion therapy" camp where they electrocute the gay demon out of you night and day with car batteries, and they are pretty sure it resides somewhere in the vicinity of your ass.
A few months later you come back and finally feel like things are back to normal and some Swedish royalties niece is visiting and you two really hit it off and you have your first kiss but then she has to leave and you end up skyping all the time until one day she forgets to turn her Webcam off and you see Ahmed and four of his friends playing Swedish twister with the girl of your dreams and you blow a gasket and leak it online and soon Sweden is embroiled in scandal and you are made to go on C-SPAN in front of congress and basically admit you were cucked while some senator grills you about if you prefer taking it in the ass or in the mouth.
By this time you are 14 and still haven't gotten any pussy and your dad always gives you this (son I am disappoint) look and tells you to just stay home while he's out campaigning for his second term because he can't be seen to support your sort of degenerate behavior.
So you sit at home browsing 4chan desperately trying to defend yourself against these wild accusations and wish people would be more fucking understanding of the pressure you are under but there are nothing but aussie shit posters responding to your posts with memes of you getting butt fucked by Marco and bernie.
Idk what else to say. You get the idea.
Leave him alone. He's a good kid.

lol does anyone else notice the girl has hair that looks like 4chan

>>728859507

What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

>>728859350
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>728859213

> is there a national old fag day?

Can someone teach me hacking?

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>>728859223
Get. Out. Now.

im an oldfag triforce lol

z0mg how do you do the dinosaur

Hello everyone,

My coworker at my know job said that this would a good place to get advice

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>>728859980
u mad bro?????

>>728859704
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

>>728860088
I love boxxy so fucking much

>>728857060
HI 1CHON MEMERS IM A TOTALLY NEW MEMBER OF THE #CHAIN COMMUNITY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BE VERY OLDFAG TRIFORCER ANONYMOUS THANKS

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>>728860227
who is boxxy?

I'm the owner of 3chan fags

>>728860088
checked

>>728860260
PLEASE DONT BE RUDE I CAN KILL YOU IN 7 DIFFERENT WAYS RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE GOKU TOLD ME HOW TO TELEPORT WITH HIS HACKERMAN ZKILLS

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y u so mad bro?

>>728860434
Be me
Don't know how to greentext
LifeSuck.jpg

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What's up with these two?

I demand that you take down my daughter's pictures NOW or I call the internet police

>>728857060
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you can stop them http://ipanon.com

Why does it think I'm a robot ?

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.

I have seen lots of inappropriate and, dare I say it, ILLEGAL activities going on here. I'm afraid I will have to report all of you to the proper authorities, who will use these obscene posts and images as evidence against you in a court of law.

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saged

>>728860965

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Lmao where are the other 3 chans? Or is it all one big trololololol?

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>>728860823
Omg thank you for letting me know!

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check em

why do people keep saying "underaged b&" and what does it mean? is it some kind of gang name or new online lingo?

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hey there

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not trying

C: I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD A PATHETIC SIGHT
A VIRGIN WITH AN AVERTED GLANCE
AND SPAGHETTI SPILLING FROM HIS UNDERPANTS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

FROM MY DORM IN COLLEGE IN THE CITY EAST
TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT WHERE THE NECKBEARDS FEAST
THE SPERGLORDS CAME FROM THEIR PUTRID NESTS
TO SNEAK A PEAK AT MY MASTER STEPS

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

THE AUTIST AVOIDED THE SUN
WITH SOMETHING BETWEEN A WALK AND A RUN
HIS DAD LOOKED ON IN SHAME
AND SAID "I HAVE NO SON"

THE CHADS WERE LAUGHING BEHIND HIS BACK
THE GIRL HE LIKED WAS GETTING BLACKED
HIS VIRGIN FRIENDS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE
WITH THEIR DANCE TROUPE "THE AUTIST FIVE"

R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK
R: THE VIRGIN WALK
C: IT WAS AN AWKWARD STALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE ALSO STRUGGLES TO TALK
R: HE DID THE WALK
C: HE DID THE VIRGIN WALK

OUT FROM THE ETHER, A BETA VOICE DID RING
HE WAS RATHER PUZZLED BY JUST ONE THING
HE LET OUT A HOWL, HIS VOICE FILLED WITH DREAD
"HOW DO I FIX THE TILT OF MY HEAD?"

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Who are (((they)))?

How to Timestamp?

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What is a boxy

Im op

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>>728861444
Checked

is this le anonimousse xddd

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Finally someone got the kick and stopped the Memeception

>>728863059
How many levels of irony is this?

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What is dubs

IT'S THE APOCALYPSE

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nice xD

I'm here because I heard about 4chan on my local news and I'm curious

Why do you keep telling i shouldnt eat brownies at the meetings?

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ewwww