Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>728856275
I haven't seen Shiki, is it good?
Still here
>>728856392
>Satania
uwu
We are the guards of the new world order
We are the soldiers the legion of light
We are the center, the depth of the sun
Fire and flame, we are one
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
Half of all waifu...
marriages?
claimings?
whatever, ends in Heresy
Mostly because Ruby does it every season
>>728856796
Pretty good so far, but I think I'm still in the slow buildup part
>>728856581
>>728856787
I haven't been on in a long time so I don't remember my username but I think it's otacon or something like that
I'm going to be getting ready for bed.
Good night /waifu/
>>728856823
will you post as someone else now?
>>728856528
What the fuck are you talking about you cuck.
>>728857295
NIght, added.
>>728856955
Stop being so gay.
>>728856548
I don't know "her" but I do know you. I don't wish to talk to you, but I don't mind new people.
>>728857421
ugh
>>728857518
she tried to get me to cut myself after pretending to love me thier have a back story she is worse then me tbh
>>728857630
That's entirely your fault
And at least she's normal
>>728857518
OwU
I pickled my fellow chefs keys today.
>mfw i forgot to put the replies from last thread
>>728856152
Now that's better
>>728856219 esdeath
What anime is esdearh from?
I'm always looking for something to watch
>>728857734
>shes normal
you you being serious she told me she kills animals but whatever can you please just leave me alone
>>728857945
akame ga kill
>>728858101
>Told you
That carries literally zero weight, considering she lied to you
>>728858101
What did you think of it?
I mean you obviously liked it but
>>728857734
How is it his fault he was manipulated into committing self-harm?
Forget it, you can't be swayed because you're obviously emotionally invested in 2b.
still here
I am drunk which means I feel like posting in this thread.
>>728858540
Post lewds
>>728857630
Give me proof and I'll believe you lul.
>>728857810
Are you going to keep owoing me fam.
>>728858612
lost all of them when my old computer died. I'll see if I have any. this is the best I've got.
>>728856970
Ah, sounds interesting though. I'm off for the night, so goodnight ^^
>>728858401
His fault for being dumb enough to believe some stranger on the internet
Especially one on /b/
>>728858706
'night
>>728858238
I guess but still just for lieing to make me hurt myself that pretty shitty shitty then anything ive done to you people
>>728858398
the manga is soooo much better but the anime did a good job just the ending was bad
>>728858401
goodness thank you anon
>>728858622
I have no proof... she blocked me and unless I added her again id never have access to the logs nvm I just wish she wouldnt post as 2b anyone else and id ignore her better
>>728858622
>>728858703
YES
>>728858797
ah yes ill just accept everyone is a cruel sadist tbh I guess its true human beings are filth
>>728858622
Maybe~
>>728858800
I see. So is the manga still ongoing then?
>>728858800
If you weren't an annoying cunt about everything that hurts your feelings, people might like you
2B can act normal
>>728858920
No, you're just a moron
>>728859110
>2B can act normal
That makes them more dangerous
>>728859110
>>728859244
The ones who can feign normality are the worst.
>>728858612
yo, I'm too lazy to fucking get more lewds myself, but if you're looking, search Gelbooru for Yagyu_(Senran_Kagura), or search pixiv for 柳生(閃乱カグラ)
>inb4 giving out lewds of your waifu
she isn't fucking real and it doesn't fucking matter.
>>728858922
Stop.
>>728858819
Satania is the perfect cook Kappa.
>>728858800
Then I won't just blindly believe you.
>>728859244
You understand you're still implying you know anything about 2B, right?
>>728858922
Start
>>728859721
im not picking a side here but 2b is a actual sociopath
>>728859074
it finished recently was a great ending
>>728859110
stop being such a dickhead and I might like you how about you give constructive comments over you are stupid cunt fag fuck?
>>728859705
can she at least post as someone else or can we call her piety I hate seeing a amazing character ruined I love her
https://youtu.be/ZFWWe9mkAi4
https://youtu.be/J6_JkZTWYSk
https://youtu.be/LV7AzNYh5bo
>>728859913
You sure know how to run your man-pleaser don't you?
Why are we supposed to believe your baseless accusations?
>>728859705
I see no one interfering~
>>728860206
>it's a Gothic lolita with a giant axe!
>>728859705
>>728860008
I see. Does it have a sub and dub?
Depending on the type of show i might watch a sub or a dub
And depending how much i like the show i might check out the manga
>>728859721
No, I'm not, It was you who said they could act normal.
>>728859913
Still not as bad as edgedesu though
>>728860008
How mature, no wonder yo have so many friends
Oh, right...
Hi
>>728860216
i like 2b i am not accusing her of anything but she shows a lot of signs of a empathy disorder
>>728860328
You got that right fam.
>>728860008
I have no control over that, sorry buddy.
>>728860278
I will bring Kyouko here.
>>728860495
2b is nice and calm in the thread so way better than edgedesu even if its fake
>>728856709
we have anime and fur lewds on our kekistan discord
https://discord.gg/7ZBqx3m
>>728860564
>>728860564
Oh....
>>728860498
Yo
I shall now pleasure myself with this Loli dragon..
>>728860513
>I'm not accusing her if anything
>she shows signs of an empathy disorder
>>728860864
She does have mature legs.
So now I know what Hanako felt like during the drinking scene in KS
>get peer pressured by Houki to pick up a few glasses of wine
>nearly drop it several times
I'm not really good with alcohol
>Misaki Claimed
>>728860498
Hello!
>>728860864
Ravioli ravioli
>don't lewd thedragon loli
>>728860943
>>728860934
its an observation
>>728860495
dude fuck off you are the one fucking with me
>>728860421
dub go with dub esdeaths voice is pretty
>>728860513
oh see I have empathy she doesn't though
>>728860864
what did we say about lewding the loli dragon?
>HUG, dont fug
>>728860820
I'm sorry ;~;
>>728860771
>
Only the best girl for me.
>>728860771
>>728861210
I don't fug, I'm a Priest from the church of headpathology..
i think i have a yandere fetish
Is it edgy to listen to Nick Cave?
Heyoooo
>>728861222
Cute pic of Mai.
>>728861142
Mr. Empathy huh?
Do you know why people don't want anything to do with you after you stalk them?
>>728861274
It's okay...
It's for the better....
>>728861142
I'll check the dub cast later.
I'm surprised usually people get offended when i say i usually watch dub
>>728861682
if left
good taste
>>728861117
Dont tempt me bb
>>728862206
Of course, thanks!
I'm tired and going to bed
I'll leave these parting words "Ruby is a filthy heretic and his waifu is shit"
>>728861681
>>728861681
Idk who that is
>>728861982
im told its because its its creepy. besides you have no empathy or you wouldn't be a dick.
>>728862196
I dont care its your anime im not weeb elite Esdeathy#6648 my disc btw
>>728861404
Lewded the dragon for you, you're welcome!
>>728862625
nice!
girls with eyepatch are the best
>>728862954
I appreciate you not yelling at me about how sub is superior.
Most of the time it's cause I'm lazy and want to watch the show rather than read it
>>728863142
>
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI DON'T LEWD THE DRAGON LOLI
>>728863142
>>728863950
Halt! Identify yourself!
Good night guise
Hello everyone.
>>728865083
Well what have we here~
>>728865083
Hello purple panties
I wasn't waiting for you or anything if that's what you're thinking
>
>>728865412
Why hello there~ How are you, love~?
>
>>728865484
Hello Juvia. How are you?
> I wasn't thinking that before, but now that you brought it up..~
>
>>728865889
Belly is happy being full of nuggies, you?
>>728865889
I am well, you?
>
>i was not waiting for you! Why would i be waiting for a pervert like you!?
listened to an earlier recording I never uploaded, didn't sound as bad as I initially thought... just a bit lackluster and uninspiring.
title: bittersweet
>>728866704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ajrGSptdy
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
>>728865974
Yummy. Pretty good, just listening to music as usual~
>>728866216
I'm good.
> I don't know, why don't you tell me~?
>>728867012
Whats the song for tonight?
>>728867012
Well that's good
>there's nothing to tell you because i wasn't waiting for you!
>
Mine
Sorry for late reply, stupid laptop restarted on me.
>>728866704
>>728866742
Hey not bad.
>>728867329
This atm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E17HnEMloDc
>>728867541
> Not even a little~?
Tch
>>728868471
No not at all!
I'm not your pet!
>>728868500
Hi
>>728868755
> Dubs
Well that can be changed~
>>728868930
Hiya Tomoko. How are you?
>>728866216
my waifu
>>728869363
No it can't! i am not your pet!
>>728869566
>dubs
Cute
>>728868471
>hoobastank
>out of control
MAH FUCKINNG NIGGA!
>>728869363
Playing overwatch. You?
>>728863228
Heya someone else with great taste
>>728869859
Cmon why not? I promise I'll take good care of you~
>>728869985
Aww shit you like them too!?
>>728870007
Nice, who you playing as? Just listening to music.
Do 3D waifus count?
>>728870300
Hey. Get any good skins?
>>728870634
I finished playing. Got one of the none event skins that was gold. Feelsbadman.
>>728870634
Lol just heard that song only~
>>728870750
Hey I havent gotten any out of the boxes I did buy the Tracer one and the D. Va intro! Did you get anything?
>>728870634
No you pervert!
You'll try to do perverted things to me!
>>728870900
Ive opened four boxes and only got voice lines. Got 2 purples and 1 gold drop. The purples were an emote for torb that was base game and overwatch points. The gold was a zarya skin that is always in the game. Feelsbadman.
<3 <3 <3
>>728871065
I mean good thing we got 3 weeks right???
>>728871114
Hi love anon.
>>728871154
Still going to get another 10 or so boxes before something good drops again.
>>728870750
Well damn that sucks. Is there more time in the event to get some?
>>728870851
Silly~
Whatcha up to, destiny?
>>728871057
Only if you wanted me to.
>>728871304
Hey hey think positive! Youre gonna get em! <3
>>728871363
3 weeks.
>>728871446
Nah. Ill get both the torb skins and be really sad.
>>728871304
hi miss smug <3
>>728870900
Well look who it is
>>728871363
Iron Banner~
>>728871592
Going to bed soon?
>>728871693
I'm thinking about it! I'm also just really thirsty though!
>>728871476
That's good, that's plenty of time to get something good.
>>728871661
Is that an event or something?
>>728871774
Good. Maybe get a drink?
>>728871856
Ill probably get the skins I dont want or not at all.
I'm going to bed.
Nighty night everyone
>>728871363
No you pervert.
That's what you'll tell me so I'll agree then you'll start doing perverted things to me
>>728871955
that's the plan! thank you though for looking out for me <3
>>728871965
good night miss Juvia!
>>728872126
Its nothing much. You probably have a load of people watching out for you already.
>>728871955
I'm sure you'll at least get one thing you want.
>>728871965
Well like i said, i wouldn't do perverted things to you unless you wanted it. Goodnight Juvia, sleep tight.
>>728871476
Here is something to inspire you
Hei
>>728871856
A monthly pvp event
>>728871661
Yeah I aint dead yet bitchhhh
>>728872276
ah... not really! I just show up and get people to smile is all, I usually take care of myself.
>>728872693
You better not be!
>>728872451
I hope so. Hopefully McCree skin but Ill settle for a few of the other ones.
>>728872505
How is making me want to do something else going to help me get boxes?
>>728872742
Huh. Do you do a good job?
>>728872582
Oh cool. I think i'll check that out tomorrow.
>>728872868
Well i wish you luck in getting them.
>>728872868
Just remember that picture and it will make you get all the legendary skins
>>728872832
Nope.avi I mean I am almost there but not there yet!
>>728872868
I don't know ;~; people seem to like me here and some people seem happy! so I think I'm doing okay!
>>728872983
Tomorrow is my friday! We can play together~
>>728873120
Good, we can die together
>>728872983
Thanks you too in whatever you play.
>>728873120
It makes me want to you know.
>>728873170
People like you here. I meant taking care of yourself.
>>728873221
I would love to die in your arms <3
>>728873314
L E W D
>>728873314
o-oh! I think I do, sometimes! I should eat better and stuff like that, but I do the best I feel comfortable with!
>>728873457
Its not my fault she isnt wearing pants.
>>728873470
Everyone should do that stuff. As long as you feel you do good I guess.
more drunk
>>728873673
How drunk?
>>728873221
Aww yeah~
>>728873314
Thanks, i'm really gonna need it.
>>728873616
Hey its neither of are faults but I know you like it
>>728873457
The end is near, I shall buy a rikka pillow so that you can literally die in my arms when the nuke drops
>>728873673
Yagyu, Ah a man of refine taste
>>728873745
Be warned you'll get your arse handed big time, pretty sure you're not 400 light level yet
>>728873802
I wonder what gave it away.
>>728873826
Aw how sweet of you <3 I should buy a Yuknow one
>>728873953
Earlier silly
>>728874005
What happened earlier?
>>728874005
Ayy we could be matching niggas and shit~
>>728873826
I'm sure i will, as you've witnessed before i suck at PvP. Hell i'm not even at 200 yet.
Claimed. But triggered that they decided to nickname her Luca.
>Moctezuma is rolling in his grave over the slaughtering of his language
>>728874186
Goodness, we really need to get you up!
>>728874077
Oh nothing nothing
>>728874098
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy imma get one at anime expo this year!
>>728874340
Good. But you are right.
>>728874340
Shit dude I REALLY wanted to go but I aint ever got money cause I take care of momma with my checks. Hell I don't know if I can even make it to A-kon
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.S9JhkDUMYxRGOLWQYLPzKgEsCo&pid=15.1
Yea
>>728874560
Hi
Tomo