>be me >rapping to porn >mom walks in >"Anon,

>>728853208
>rapping to porn
>pumpin lyrics instead of chicks

>rapping to porn
>Mfw

Op, can you please explain what rapping to porn is?

>>728853360
Fpbp

>>728853208
>rapping to porn

holy shit, we need to see some freestyle strokin that D style

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>>728853380
I meant faping sorry

>>728853500
faping, like vaping but with fire.
So, smoking

>>728853548
You know what I meant. But for realsies what do I do

>>728853208
>get into fight
how did the fight look like? What did she say anon?

>>728853707
She called me a fucktard and some other shit. I honestly cried after she insulted me.

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>>728853653
You need to learn how to spell.

>>728853794
I'm not American. English isn't my first langage

>>728853208
You should've just been calm and continued fapping infront of her.

>>728853653
>unironically says "realsies"
>cant spell for the life of him
>raps to porn
>gets caught by his mommy
Kill yourself to avoid further embarrassment.

>>728853902
>implying Americans speak english

>>728853653
work on your spelling dude.

also freestyle a rap over some porn for us on video anyway.

>>728853782
>I honestly cried after she insulted me.
I know that feeler anon, what always cheers me up is a bleach martini.

>>728853941
That's pretty harsh dude. I'm just trying to get some advice

>>728853208
>rapping to porn
So do you come up with verses to the beat of the moaning?

>>728854092
No dude I meant faping I mistacked a word because my iPad is stupid

>>728853782
how old are you anyway?

>>728854253
28

>>728854046
add "overly sensitive pussy" to the list of embarrassing things you are
Then kill yourself

>>728854288
Wow what faggot. I'm just trying to be nice

>>728853208
tell her you are moving out, not because you feel uncomfortable, but because you can't have fun anymore

>>728853782
whats her problem? is she religious?

>>728854194
>I mistacked a word
This ain't Tetris boi

>>728854377
No she is just a bit of bitch but she's pretty nice from time to time

>>728854346
>trying to be nice
>on /b/
add "mentally disabled" on the list too

>>728854046
And /b/'s advice is to kill yourself.

>>728854361
I have nowhere to go I live in a shithole country
>>728854448
I wish it was
>>728854465
Mean as fuck asshole bitch fuck you

>>728853208
>What the fuck up

>>728854574
tell her that and make her feel bad I guess

>>728854457
just be like yea what are ya gonna do i was jerkin off and then move on with your lives. i saw my mom naked once and we carried on like normal people

>>728854574
NOW you're getting it.

>>728853208
Interdasting

Say nothing and if she brings that shit up again just say at least it wasn't gay porn..that will stop the bitch from moaning and it will make you the MAN OF THE HOUSE... then tell her to go fix you a sandwich

>>728854677
Idk how I wood pull that off honestly
>>728854693
Ok

>>728853208
This bitch be all like ugh as she suckin' dat dick
The closeup on his balls here is makin' me sick
They humpin' (uh)
They pumpin' (uh)
They grindin' and they bumpin'
But bitches and hoes got a little sumpin' sumpin'

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>>728853208
*fapping
*conversed

>>728854740
It actually was bisexual porn. It was dude fucking other dude and there was a girl on the bottom
>>728854763
Nice beats
>>728854801
Thanks

>>728853208
>mom hasn't hasn't conservated with me ever since
OP what the hell are you talking about?

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>>728854574
I'VE HAD A FUCKEN GUTFULL OF YA SHIT AND YA FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE.

>>728854801
>>728854859
Nevermind

>>728854859
I'm talking about how my mom wouldnt conservative with me

who the fuck jerks off anymore?

>>728853782
Your mom.
Called you a fucktard.
A fucktard.

What kind of foul mouthed hillbilly white trash is your mother, anyway?

>>728854751
idk how your mom is but you could really not say anything and then just act like you always do. Like if you have a question or something just ask casually.

>>728855099
>2017
>the year of our lord
>jerking off to pictures
>jerking off to videos
>jerking off to VR
>jerking off
>being a jerk
>being a soda jerk
>being a soda jerk and jerking off into the soda

>>728855012
My mind filled it in with consummated and I figured OP was getting dirty with his mom while singing rap lyrics to porn and now she doesn't want to fuck him because he's acting like a dumb nigger

>>728855099
Uhh me and a bunch of other people but I do it in secret
>>728855251
She is Indan

>>728853208
rapping to porn! what a fucking legend

>>728855315
>She is Indan
Pics or she's not from Inda.

>>728855310
That is offensife I am not back but I know someone of african america decent

>>728855429
Red dot or gtfo OP

>>728854046

>Advice
>/b/
Pick one

>>728853782
>Wow son how dare you use your biological appendage that was literally designed to give you pleasure from other bodies.

God damn it OP. You fucking death stare her and own what you did, you absolute pussy footed queer. You go in the kitchen, grab something to eat like nothing happened and if they say one word about it you stare them dead in the face and tell them you were jacking off to hetero porn and they should be happy you're not a faggot. Now go do it you faggot

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>>728854574
Ayyy. Good job. Now man the fuck up and stop this stupid shit. Go get drunk or smoke some pot. Move out. 'shithole country' my ass. She's got a house. You're a grown ass man.

>>728855315
Forehead vagina or GTFO

>>728855429
Where the hell is Inda?
Some kind of rapping, faping hellhole?
I bet they have a designated shilling street, too.

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>>728853208
>Fap'n to the that boi pussy
>When suddenly mom sees how big my dick be.
>She sees the whole situation.
>I lie and say it was female consummation.
> I ask my porn site for advice on the situation.
>They ask for a rap and how big my dick be.

>>728853208
Lmao. I know you meant fapping but I laughed so hard thinking of this. Like the guys balls are clapping off a girl's ass and you're just like "yo, uh" and start rapping to the beat

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>>728855851

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>>728854377
Yeah, I think fucktard is in the bible

>>728855461
I'm offended you weren't actually banging your mom

>>728855661
She has a red dot on her head yes it kinda looks like a checker and sometimes I would poke it and she would get piessed
>>728855679
Sorry man
>>728855780
I would I guess
>>728855797
I would smoke some kush but my mom smashed my bong the other day cause I didn't take out garbadge
>>728855889
Haha yeah it is a funny situaton

>>728855973
Actually, my brother said he saw her nekked one time when he fripped a car and went to go get it

>>728853208
what the fuck bro

https://discord.gg/7ZBqx3m

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>>728855851
fucking hell man this website never ceases to amaze with original content

>>728856029
>I would smoke some kush but my mom smashed my bong the other day cause I didn't take out garbadge
Smoke some cock instead faggot.