Waifu claiming thread: Ironic Remixes Edition
Previous: >>728835257
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Go to church you degenerates
Claimed
>>728849073
I'm good! how are you?
>>728849197
oh
that's okay! I'm glad you'll have a friend, then!
Still here
>>728849370
It's still implying Yuuki isn't the best girl!
Still here
>>728849444
>checked
Pretty okay, felt really sick earlier, but I'm fine now!
Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame
The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim
Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim
Our Truth has come online
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah
Our Truth has come online
>>728849493
Lol SAO dead girl
>>728849426
Claiming best girl.
:^)
>>728849493
She's the best of the worst
And that's a tall pile of shit
>>728849370
fuck off still makes her a evil person like ffs get it through your head stop making me the bad guy
>>728849446
ha yes im annoying even though you wasted 3 days of my life with your anticts
>>728849493
mmm hmmmm
U say u-key da bess gur? Nigga way yo heh-at?
>>728849531
ah! hello s-mug! are you well? did you play that tank game?
>>728849565
ah... everyone seems to have had some bad days ;~; I'm sorry, friend!
>>728849493
Hello
>>728849569
DAD.
>>728849740
Heretic tbh
>>728849716
I did this morning. I haven't got out of bed. You?
>>728849786
Why don't you just heresy instead of being mean to me?
>>728849716
Yeah, I think it was something I ate. After dinner I was just sick as a dog lol
>>728849722
Hello, how's it going?
>>728849740
That's Daddy Long Cock to you.
>>728849693
Speak english you fucking nigger.
>>728849693
>a evil
>>728849693
Can you prove your claims?
If no, then she's objectively better than you
Because people screenshot the stupid shit you've said
Claimed.
Check'em!
ごんばんわ皆さん
Im only here for a while before i go to bed.
you are all idiots if you believe anything piety says
>>728849837
But I love you :(
hey
>>728849829
I'm okay! did you do well?
>>728849847
but you're good now! that's much better news, at least!
>>728849916
hello cute!
>>728849917
You did
But it's because you're sad enough to believe anything
>>728850017
That's good. No.
>>728849847
Its going well, I've got some pizza and am looking for something to watch, I was actually thinking about watching SAO, and so I was wondering, whats your honest opinion about the series?
>>728849918
So do I bb girl.
>>728849852
How's the telegram erp going fam?
I don't know why everyone is so cruel to me? if you want piety to hurt you that's your issue like fuck ever think i've got feelings or am I just everyone's punching bag?
>>728849693
>wasted 3 days
That's not much..
Expect less from people and you'll be disappointed much more rarely.
>>728849916
A cute!
>>728850204
The latter, tbh
>>728850164
ERP is an Affront to the Omnissiah, it shall not be allowed.
>>728850164
Dommy Daddy. <3
>>728850017
Yup! We good now! How was your day?
>>728850148
What kind of pizza?
Alright, personally, I really enjoy the series since it was one of my first anime series, but it does have its problems like every series.
>>728850204
Pretty much
>>728850261
i've noticed even the people on /d/ hate me I don't fit in anywhere
>>728850009
2Bsan! Loved the game. Completed it 100%
>>728850017
Thank you!
>>728850126
ah... I'm sorry. oh! I still need to look for that skating game, yes?
>>728850351
good good <3 I'm doing okay!
>>728850351
>forgot pic
>>728850148
If you do watch it, go into it with an open mind. You'll see online A LOT of vary opinions. I really enjoy it, but it's not everyone's cup of tea. Watch the first few episodes first
>>728850421
can't we pick someone else i'm sick of feeling suicidally angry
>>728850427
Become an hero then
>>728850510
Varied opinions is a new way to say "Everyone shits on it"
>>728850451
It's really fun!, I'm on 3rd ending atm
>>728850009
Hi toobie :3
>>728850508
It's fine. If you want to. It is dated.
>>728850264
That's not what I saw the other day.
>>728850297
Now that's where you stop young boy.
>>728850510
>>728850508
Good! Do anything fun today?
>>728850573
As in there are people who love it, those who hate it, and those (like me) who enjoy it but recognize its flaws
>>728850546
Then just ignore it, ez pz gg no ree.
>>728850573
and you call me the bad guy yet wish death on me
>>728850421
mamae <3
>>728850596
Oh hey, same. A2 is really fun, though I don't know what her dodge thing does (you know, when you hold it down). But I guess I'll figure it out.
How are you liking it so far?
>>728850730
ignore being told to die or people attacking me constantly? I told you I cant what I have makes it so I can't
>>728850683
People only tend to really criticize bad things
Yes, you'll like SAO if you're a 13 year old gamer because you'll think Kirito is a badass, but any real literary knowledge and you'll realize it's horrible
>>728850780
I never said I was a good person
And I didn't wish it, I'm just throwing down the option
>>728850852
it figures you talk to the psychopath aswell
>>728850946
>>728850596
>3rd ending
How does the game make you feel so far?
Is there a place you go for 2B pics? I'm trying to grow a collection for myself.
>>728850351
Pepperoni, and nice, I think I'll enjoy it.
>>728850510
Yeah, I always go with the first 3 episodes, if I'm not hooked by then I probably won't watch it.
>>728850674
I haven't done anything of the sort. Nor do I plan on it.
>>728850674
Daddy pls
>>728850573
please don't encourage suicide ;~;
>>728850596
c u t e
>>728850654
it's probably still good, though!
>>728850683
not really ;~; just spent a lot of time doing nothing!
>>728851063
Pepperoni is a solid choice. And yeah, let me know what you think!
>>728850644
heyy, toobie is such a cute name wtf.
>>728850852
I like it, i didn't like the 9s hacking mini-game that much.
>>728851052
I just use tumblr and pinterest
Never looked at these original Stellaris races. Blorg seems pretty fun.
>>728851012
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GAME YOU DICKWAD. JESUS CHRIST YOU HOMO.
It's the first time I talk to him.
>>728851072
Das gay nigga.
>>728851069
Dud I saw you, you can't hide this stuff from me.
I'll even give you the logs.
>>728850968
fine ill ignore it
>>728851269
would you please post as anything else 2b is so great and super femdom so post as anything else and Ill leave you alone forever
>>728850946
Whatever, keep blaming it on something you can fix.
Ng yes REEEEEEEEEE
>>728851269
Tooby
>>728851397
Send them on over then.
eager to laugh at neckbeards Efucking eachother.
>>728851199
Nothing is good, I just had some classes and did some homework
I wasn't gonna roast you fags for probably being a bunch of liberal cucks but then it hit me that politics are completely irrelevant to a bunch of basement dwellers who don't even possess a drivers license
>>728851199
I liked it but if you don't want go through the work it's fine.
so if I ignore the assholes and talk to people I like I won't be hated?
>>728851698
No, you'll still be universally reviled like I am.
>>728851199
World's overpopulated anyway
https://youtu.be/ByC8sRdL-Ro
>>728851542
Reconsider
The link above applies to you too
>>728851269
>Hacking minigame
>minigame
Boy are you in for a surprise
>>728851635
im a muslim too wanna meet up
>>728851698
If people know that you watch anime and participate in this gay shit they will probably avoid you
>>728851458
back to discord :sunglasses:
>>728851698
pretty much
if you don't like something why reply to it
>ie normies on 4chan
>>728851861
10/10
lost
>>728851902
But yet all you autists can't help but damage control and reply to shit posting.
Source: your reply to this comment
ok fine let me start over....hey guys whats up
>>728852031
>>728851861
What makes you think I'm Muslim?
>>728852065
Not much just blasting my virgin semen all over my anime body pillow with an animated preteen embroidered on it
>>728851878
Wanna erp in TG uwu
>>728852031
Thanks dad
>>728851269
Same here, I pretty much just changed the game from hard to easy and spedrun the whole thing, but I thought the very end of it was fun.
>>728851561
I don't have any anymore :thinking:
But if you want, I can get you some anyways.
>>728851269
lol well then its fitting
>cuz you're a qt
>getting triggered by a word commonly used on 4chan
wew lad makes you think
>>728852065
>>728852065
Hello
>>728852228
owo sure lets go
>>728852249
>indirectly replying to your big bad bully
Shows how butt blasted you are my guy
>>728851618
that's good too! what kind of class was today?
>>728851660
no no <3 I like games
>>728851698
>>728851802
I'll like you two!
>>728851804
yes but killing people is bad! create a society where birthrates decline, like we're seeing in Japan and Korea!
>>728852249
>getting triggered on 4chan
you didnt need to add the specifics tbh
>>728852065
people already know you so maybe start talking with those you like
>>728852239
Find some, They're funny as fuck.
>>728852065
Nothing much how are you
>>728851861
Why would you admit such a disgusting thing when granted the gift of anonymity? Ffs you could at least pretend to be a descent human being.
>>728852333
Oh yeah, the Japanese aren't making kids
It's probably for the best, it'll save us a few bombs
>>728852324
Hold on do you have your proxy on I dont want to get internet aids
>>728852418
dude chill
>>728852333
Today I had Data Structures and then Operating Systems
>>728852333
Oh. Have fun then
I bet you all sleep all day and shower every 2 weeks.
>>728852476
yeah fam
These threads are proof that 2 bombs just weren't enough
>>728852542
excuse me i shower with my step dad every night so get out normie
>>728852476
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch.
>>728852518
Dawwwww yuuki a kawaiiiii! How is data structures going? Is that a proofs based course?
>>728852207
oh kek are you a shitposter to the thread? im not even worried about you guys
>>728852323
I have not seen you before who is your waifu?
>>728852333
you like me? that's a first do you have a waifu
>>728852407
decent although after my anger episodes my head hurts and I feel drained and sad but ih other then that today was normal
おやすみなさい皆さん
>>728851343
Mega corp is still my favorite.
i'll look for screenshot.
>>728851542
how is 2b a femdom have you even played the game kek.
>>728851557
CUTE
>>728851698
just stop acting like a mega autist
>>728851827
kill me.
>>728852239
Yeah it was. I've been busy with other things though didn't get a chance to play it recently.
>>728852240
Oh, thanks anon. ^=^
>>728852720
please dont hurt me daddy anon uwu
>>728852722
>anger episodes
When mommy takes too long to bring a batch of chicken tendies down to the basement? When she tells you to clean up all the piss jugs scattered around your roach infested bedroom floor?
avatarfagging thread uwu
>>728852542
I wish I could sleep all day sometimes
>>728852333
Love anon?
>>728852722
Shouldn't you be stalking a girl?
>>728852722
Misaki Mei from Another, she's very cute despite being part of such a dark anime.
>>728852779
yes I have the game and 2b and 9s have an extremely gentle femdom relationship he is shy and timid 2b is strong and cold.hell the cover is 2B carrying 9S
>>728852779
ill ignore the autist insult and say fine but can we talk?
>>728852720
Not really, it's more logic. We're doing problems with tree traversals, matrices, arrays, etc.
>Dawwwww yuuki a kawaiiiii!
She's always cute!
>>728852996
post dance gif
>>728849348
she. tried to kill herself the one she didn't save saved her in the end. you wouldn't be able to save anyone
>>728852779
It's just that those Blorgs are fanatic xenophiles who are looking for friends in space and that they are also repugnant.
>CUTE
Reminds me of tube.
>>728853129
>that butt
>>728852333
Nice trips, but you don't have a Waifu.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>728853333
dude repeating digits
>>728853066
Sure ^^
>>728853333
nice
>>728852996
oh is it gorey animes with gore are grade a
>>728852994
not today
>>728853333
>checked
hello
Take a look at this
>>728852375
I mean, I don't know where to find them.
Unless you want to give me some of yours.
>>728852779
Same, I also didn't really want to play considering how boring 9S seemed, but he ended up being kinda fun.
How are you?
>>728852722
I do but I think I misplaced the picture while reorganizing files ;~; she's a very happy person!
>>728852767
hello again friend!
>>728852994
yes friend?
>>728853247
I do but I lost the picture ;~;
>>728853333
hello miss Juvia!
>>728853404
thanks
that was a pretty nice scene
>>728853431
I looked at it, Now what?
>>728853481
Well you love everyone, so it's not like i can't be a friend
probably
https://youtu.be/SsYOAIR4L_w
>>728853427
True, I loved it because it was a spooky anime that didn't rely on jumpscares, it was genuinely unsettling and creepy, but could still be cute and funny at parts.
>>728853504
I loved that scene, at first I thought it was actually happening and I kept thinking how awkward it must've been for everyone else.
>>728853549
woah
>>728851557
chibi saya a best saya
>as long as she's not upside down :p
>>728852779
Any time qt, play any fun games lately? Are you still in Chicago?
>>728852842
Lol I was jk calm down
>>728853054
Oh, of those I'm only really familiar with matrices. I didn't take Data structures though I had discrete math but I was told they are similar
>>728853684
yea same thing happened to me it was a bit off having that happing
>>728853395
Ayy
>>728853423
You already posted that yesrerday post something different
>>728853427
Hello Esdeath? I hope i spelled that right
How are you?
>>728853481
Hello Love anon
>>728853481
oh that's good
>>728853684
spooky is good I like spooky you said she had a sister?
>>728853673
hello <3
What's the difference between a man born with no penis and a waifu claimer?
There is none, they are both guaranteed to never have sex
>>728853875
im good and yes thats right im a bit tired now but calm im just looking at pictures of esdeath
>>728853875
or post nothing at all
>>728853898
Yeah, her twin sister Misaki Fujioka. She's on the right.
>>728853015
Sure idc dude.
>>728853129
Here is my current one im playing.
>>728853333
hi juvia.
>>728853435
I'm doing better, considering how bad the day started off.
>>728853806
Yeah, I'm still in Chicago.
Nothing new yet, i was being taught dota 2 although i am awful at it.
>piety
>>728853806
Wait I'm familiar with arrays from programming I guess too... lol but they are sort of like vectors/matrices (tensors, really) no?
>>728853995
Did mommy make some good chicken tendies today?
>>728853937
i dont get it
>>728853806
It's like a discrete math 2. I took discrete a while back and hated it so much
>>728853684
TBH the funniest part was when that kid go struck by lightning in the flashback
It was so stupid, I couldn't help but laugh
>>728853901
The Love Train has no brakes
But are you the conductor?
>>728853875
how are you friend?
>>728854103
nope! I'm just a passenger and I want to make sure everyone knows they're loved!
>>728854290
Well, you aren't Funny Valentine...
>>728854049
Wanna talk about it?
>>728854049
This will probably be my next one.
>>728854103
That was horribly hilarious, it just came out of nowhere.
>>728854049
What other games do you like? Do you like the city?
>>728854065
You didn't like discrete? After calculus it was like math candy for me, but then again that sort of math is more intuitive to me than continuous stuff.
>>728854049
so piety do you play overwatch?
>>728854482
Nah it's alright, thanks though.
I think it's going to work out now.
>>728854506
Restful sleep is hella cute name.
>>728854622
I do like the city! I like moba's/mmorpgs/ and strategy the most.
>>728854809
Rarely, only if im playing with someone.
>>728853995
Well that's good.
And i understand that. I like to look at pics of juvia and see there's any i can use for here.
>>728854024
What's the difference. I've already seen it why would i want to see it again
Unless it's really good
>>728854290
I'm pretty good. Just tired
You?
>>728855166
nothing at all it is
>>728854895
hmm you good? and real talk why did you pretend to be my dom for 2 days? and ask me to cut? im over being angry I just want to know
>>728854588
I think by far the best was the Chandelier falling on the people, then one guys gets up and has a pillar fall on him
It was at that moment I was like "This fucking show is so dumb now"
>>728854895
D-Do you play Age of Empires ever?
>>728854446
ah... no I am not!
>>728855166
I'm good! just wasting time! did you get enough rest after that weird shift?
>>728854895
They are quite cute too.. for fanatic purifiers.
>>728855408
AoE2 is good.
>>728855348
I'm diamond.
>>728855408
I have age of empires 2 and 3.
I mostly played rise of nations which is similar to that style of game im kinda good at it. No so much age of empires though.
>>728855352
One of my favorites was the kid who opened the door and fucking exploded.
>>728854622
I've never been much good at math. Calculus was so hard for me to understand
>>728855166
yeah esdeath calms me down she is nice to me.
>>728855672
you aren't going to answer that are you?
>>728854895
Alright, I hope it works out then fam.
>>728855672
>>728855654
Yeah the second one is the only I really ever player. Do you have steam?
>>728855562
Shame, He's the best president to ever be
>>728855681
They were pretty desperate to kill people, they just had Micheal Bay direct the last few episodes
TBH I thought it was the weakest part
>>728855799
Esdeath isn't real
>>728855806
OwO
>>728855325
Fine!
I didn't want your lewds anyway
>
>>728855562
How are you wasting time?
And sort of. At least i wasn't tired at work
>>728855799
>dubs
I mean i'd like to say juvia does the same but some of the fam art that's out there makes me cringe
>>728855831
I do.
>>728855858
Yeah, it was kind of a slaughterfest towards the end, everyone who died there had less of an impact than anyone else who died imo. I think they just wanted to create a sense of urgency, and it did make that, it just could've been done better I think.
>>728855998
fine
>>728855858
I don't get it why do you keep going?
>>728855998
well esdeath has soft pic I like that she is mean but nice to me
>>728856121
I haven't finished Shiki yet, but I hope it doesn't devolve into that
>>728856219
Why do you come here?
>>728855799
what
>>728855806
Thanks.
Do you have discord?
>>728855831
Yeah i have steam if you want to add me.
>>728855941
OwO
>>728856306
I do. Boxxy#6184
>>728856011
Would you want to play sometime?
>>728856306
Yeah that would be fantastic
>>728856392
Ruby you fucking slut
Do you really need to have a new shitty waifu for every day of the week?
>>728856275
to talk to people I like why do you care?
>>728856306
why you played me? pretend to be my dom and wanted me to cut
>>728856392
she is as crazy as me so I don't know why you like her more but whatever
>esdeath
>>728856449
Sure. Poke me in a few hours. Need sleep.
>Saya
>>728856392
added
>>728856486
pietynorp
>>728856548
you're doing the autist thing again dude.
>piety