Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth

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Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

>>728817453
I'd like to sell my soul for worldly gain. What can you offer me?

>>728817453
Benji???? That you???

potato

>>728817642
It's not about what I can offer, it's about what you desire.

>>728817453
put that back in the /x/ thread where you found it.

>>728817453
Richard go to bed.

>>728818039
I desire to be a billionaire and have a bigger than 3 inches of penis. Thnx Satan pls

>>728818039
I want wealth, not power or recognition. Just Money. Willing to do your bidding while alive as well in exchange for preferential treatment once my soul is claimed.

>>728818351
>>728818039
I was also told to inquire about the extended life clause, 300 years if I remember correctly?

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Wants without efforts, solve the puzzle and you will be worthy of recruitment. If you think it is simple addition you are not thinking at all.

>>728818869
my soul is worth more than your puzzle. Come on, play ball. I'm willing to do your bidding, and sell my soul to you. What more could a man offer?

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>>728817453
baaaaait

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>>728817453

>>728817453
fake and gay, everyone know Meme magic is the only truth of life

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>>728819128
Is a soul that can't solve a simple puzzle able to do my bidding to my satisfaction?

>>728817453
A Male Hooker

"TRUMP.1946" too easy. I'd like a timestamped pic of ur butthole.

also stop posting rolling stones lyrics

>>728819553
yes, I'm a combat vet. I assume that's more useful than someone that's good at cryptic puzzle solving. Let's do this.

>>728819729
You passed level 1. I've logged your IP Address and Location and will be contacting you about Level 2.

>>728819729
>>728820117
Hey congratulations you're a level one sperglord

TRUMP.1946 You used ASCII for this shit for real?

>>728820369
It's what I've always dreamed of.

TRUMP.1946
ayyyy

>>728819553
Yeah Cause like I can do other stuff

>>728817453
I would like to sell my soul. How do I?

Eagles Great Album Glenn Fry

This was too easy. If you had something real to offer, you would give us a real cipher.

>>728821773
TGV2ZWwgMiBTcGVyZ2xvcmQK

Still easy, but baby steps ...

>>728822027
YouTube

>>728822084
YouWrong

>>728822027
Base64: Now I'm a lvl 2 Sperglord

>>728822622
You most certainly are.

>>728822027
Level 2 sperglord

>>728822027
base64
give me stuff

>>728823016
Is there a puzzle for someone who came in late and didnt get a chance to become a sperglord?

>>728823036
Since you are the second or third person to answer ... you will get loads of stuff ... deposited in places you never asked.

>>728823354
buy my soul bro.
Life extension clause and wealth.
Let's do this.

>>728823189
Just for you ... but they will get harder ...

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eat a dick devilanon

go to reddit or some shit, fag

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I guess that one was a little too hard.

>>728825029
No i am slowly but surely working it out i think im on the right track

>>728817453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

Fucking love that song.

>>728823790
"You are now a Level 3 Sperglord."
ASCII to hex to ASII? Stacking them... yay!

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>>728825029
I was literally about to finish and post
"You are now a Level 3 Sperglord." but i guess that looks like i copied so here are my notes to show proof

>>728826520
>>728826785
Impressive ... I'm out for now ... I've got a burning inferno to run and some slaves to beat.

Jesus saves, folks.

>>728827236
Of course Jesus Saves ... He was a Jewish Carpenter and was very tight with his money.

>>728827889
Never documented that He was a carpenter. Merely assumed. If you like assumptions and false theology the catholic church is always recruiting.

>>728827889
Jesus saves souls.
Adam in his garden said "Not your will, but mine" and brought death into the world.
Jesus in His garden said "Not my will but yours" and brought Life into the world.

>>728828044
All theology is false theology based on assumptions, except for ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

>>728828729
lavey and his lost cult members all argue the same thing
"history is decided by the victors - morality is relative" etc etc
what if I told you that history played out the exact way it did because God ordained it that way in His will? This is 3000+ years of knowledge and recorded history versus your 3 pound brain trying to tell you that you're god lmfao.

wake up
find Jesus before it's too late.

>>728818039
I want immortality, invulnerability, a resistance to all known mortal ailments and a superpower package to be defined by myself when we talk in person.

>>728829086
>God ordained it that way in His will?
God dies and had a will? I guess that proves Friedrich Nietzsche right then.

>find Jesus
Is that like Where's Waldo?

>>728829493
Your wish of a superpower package will be granted when you fall in love. Your package will come faster than the Flash and your soul mate will notice.

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Stop this nonsense, the beast demands it.

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>>728817453
huzzah dragon

i have come to avenge thine souL

LEt me be of aid to thee

>>728830577
DUBS I SAY

DRAGON I SHALL SLAY

>>728829724
Nope, waldo hides. God is in your face and you're blinding yourself to Him.

>>728820629
Add the digits and you will know why ASCII was chosen.

>>728817453
We must rip of the mask of science and expose the face of god

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This is now ... The Devil's Playlist Thread.

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>>728830916
OH SHI-

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Greetings brother

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>>728817612
the uh

the points of the star don't line up

>>728818039
I wanna fucking die