>Be a 25 year old virgin >Never dated or kissed a girl

Ive never understood this. I was fat my entire life, played golf in high school, small cock, man tits... and I got head for the first time when I was 13 and got laid for the first time at 16... I honestly dont understand how someone just cant get laid. Sure, she might be a whale, but the hour be late and her blow hole be wet

>>728803329
today's my 28th bday

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>21
>Got laid at 18

It's really not that fucking hard. Just stop trying to hunt for 12/10 women and plow that whale eyeing you like the last pizza roll.

Most people are virgins because they refuse to have decent standards.

>>728803329
I guess I've finally achieved wizard status. Thank god I didn't lower my standards to fuck a whale so I can hate myself afterwards

>>728803892

Dude, drunken fat chick head in a bar bathroom is the best. They suck cock like a Hoover and after you nut they are all happy about it because someone actually wanted to fuck them.

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>>728804677

Check'd.

And that they do. No idea why people avoid 'em. Some fat chicks are great sex. Crazy? All women are. Hell, I'm dating a bigger chick and she tends to me all day - great cook and all.

Hey guys, i'm not trying to disrespect the actual virgins coming to this thread - Why haven't you fucked a hooker yet? i mean whatever has upheld you from getting with a girl will not apply to a hooker, there's no shame in it (just think of it as a expensive hobby) if you are a legit virgin i think this would boost your confidence enough for you to atleast try to find some fat landwhale you can fuck for free.. Anon out, i wish you the best

>>728803892
>Most people are virgins because they refuse to have decent standards.

I have a friend that's I've known for the better part of 25 years, and he suffers from exactly this. He is nearly 30. Has NEVER had a job out of minimum wage retail drudgery. Still lives at home, has the same bedroom, and the same BED he's had since I met him. Collects DC action figures (and by this I mean he can talk for an hour on the pros and cons of the Bruce Timm style vs. anything else it's nauseating). And yet still thinks he can have standards above the shallow end of the gene pool.

I have more stories about how bad he is with women than I can count. Wanna hear some of them /b/?

>>728805313
Anon QA: i am 19, i've fucked about 25-6 different girls (not counting hookers) - i have a pretty small dick (17cm) i'm kinda chubby and i still get girls regularly

>>728803639
I was 25 before I got laid.
I couldn't keep an erection with the condom so I took it off, figuring we'd do the morning after pill, did one swipe on her vag and nutted buckets all over the couch and floor.

>>728803329
25 years old and virgin

>>728805419

I think we all have that one friend. The one who is a 4/5 at best, no money, life not together... and yet wont "lower themselves" to trying to talk to any chick below a solid 7

Like motherfucker, you are at best, a one time drunken mistake for a middle age office worker named Marge, be fucking realistic or you are going to die before you get your dick wet

>>728805313
What's the point? How would paying someone to have sex with you, who doesn't enjoy it and only does it for the money boost your confidence?

It's not about whether you've had sex once at some point, it's about whether you're having any now or at least every once in a while. Visiting a hooker to be able to tell everyone you're not a virgin anymore doesn't mean shit if you're still not getting any but I guess insecure kids see this differently.

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>>728806044
I am that friend, people have told me I have nice facial features in that my face is quite symmetrical, but I'm fat.
I've broken my anxiety and am currently dating a girl who is also fat.

Currently working to lose my fat fuck status but I'm finding out that many insurance companies do not cover excess skin removal which, based on my weight now, will be an issue, at least for my stomach.

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>>728803329
22 years old, i seem to be abslutely inept at getting a relationship with a girl going in the right way

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>>728806476
Same, I just don't know what to talk about with girls, my only interest is videogames. It causes me so much fucking anxiety talking to a girl in a social situation.

>>728806264
The point is that if you were over the fact that you're a virgin, i think it would help you getting laid normally or at least giving you a higher drive and motivation to try to get laid - half of it is just getting yourself out there, my point generally is that you won't feel so inexperienced when it comes to it

>>728806412

You just need to find a doctor that will tell the insurance company it is not cosmetic and has an actual medial reason.

I got into a fight a few years ago with a neighbor and ended up having 12 cracked and chipped teeth. My insurance company wouldnt cover the expense to fix them (they said replacing them was cosmetic) Long story short I found a dentist that basically told the insurance company that if he simply pulled all the broken teeth I wouldnt be able to eat anymore. 2 forms later, and I got all my teeth fixed for $25

I'm 22, I'm a virgin but I don't suffer like the rest of the virgins in this thread. I just can't imagine to have sex, because it's kind of disgusting for me. I'm actually trying to find a gf that doesn't want to have sex with me.

>>728806786

Your first goal should be to find an adult interest and work from there

>>728806264
You think she will enjoy it just because she likes you? Your first 10 times will be shit, at least for her, anybody that tells you different are lying, the first time i made a girl cum was my first "real" gf which i fucked for half a yeah before it happened

>>728803329
lost mine with 17 and it was terrible. was a foursome with 1 girl and 2 other guys
then I had a sex-free time until I was 20. since then I am with my gf and have sex every day

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>>728806786
Yeah, i suck at small talk so i absolutely need common grounds (studies, culture, attitude, etc.) to say anything else than "Hey"

I've actually found a girl in my studies field with which i share interests in fiction in literature and anime, so i hope i can get something going through sharing what we both like. Tips be welcome

>>728803329
I've fucked a bunch of girls but I'm almost 40 and still hang around on /b/ with you virgins so that makes me a loser of a whole different kind.

>>728807286
Like you, I'm going to see hookers before having a girlfriend, I did not want her to know that I'm a social inapt

>>728807522
I don't think you automatically become a loser by hanging out on /b/ i'm a very socialized guy, but i'm very edgy in my beliefs so i kinda have to fake my real personality when socializing

>>728807725
That's why i come on 4chan - to write the stupid shit my mind tells me to :D

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>>728807107
I don't think the biggest problem to virgins here is not having sex, but rather never having experienced mutual love, which culminates in passionate sex.
That's why whores don't count - it's all about the feels

I'm 18 and still a virgin but I'd rather be the fucking supreme wizard than fuck a fat chick.

I'd fuck overly skinny, ugly bitches, chubby girls (not america fat just with a little bit of chub)

But the idea of fucking a girl with so much meat under her arms and in her belly that she can open a butcher shop by herself makes me want to barf.

Don't know how you anons don't feel disgusted with yourselfs saying "w/e I just fucked a landwhale lol"

>>728807008
You don't get it. It doesn't matter to me if I'm still a virgin or not, the reason I'm still not having any sex is because I'm not even getting the opportunity to meet girls anywhere right now. Pretty much the only option I'd have at the moment is to hit on fat and ugly girls on tinder since decent looking ones are just there on their to waste their time. Or maybe I'm just attracting the wrong ones.

I don't label myself a virgin cause it doesn't matter to me. But I'm also not into self deprecation so I see no reason to fuck girls I'm really not attracted to. Not that that's a road I'd ever want to go down. Must be a dark place when you've convinced yourself that's all you deserve.

>>728807286
You think that your experience is representative for everyone and everyone who says anything against it is lying? Sounds legit.

Maybe you should read up on what women are really into and what makes for good sex instead of watching porn and trying to reenact what you've seen there.

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>18
>had sex yesterday
pic related its my gf cum stain on my bed

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>>728807966

Pussy is pussy, son. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you'll get your dick wet.

There's two kinds of pussy: good pussy and better pussy.

>>728807478

My main tip is its pretty much never about you. The only girls ive ever had ask about me were painfully shy, and only used it so I would talk and they didnt have to.

Stay away from talking about family, religion, politics, until she bring it up, and even then, be prepared for the conversation to be relationship ending at any time.

Never talk about ex's, ever. Dont bring up "long term relationship goals" for months and months into the relationship.

In short, never come off as a clingy, sappy, loser...even if you are. She doesnt know anything you dont tell her.

>>728807882
Yeah, sex is ultimately just a way to connect between man and woman. And faggots I guess. But people who are used to jerking off regularly and only care about getting their itch scratched don't see that. Quitting porn and masturbation for a few weeks can completely change your outlook on it though.

>>728803329
Same here.
25 y/o

>>728803540
I've been asked out many times in high school and college. I rejected them all. The reason is that I wouldn't know how to relate to someone in the particular conditions I live: I grew up ashamed of my family, and having told how much of an idiot I am, of myself as well.
I always told myself I could start dating once I move out and could get my life in order, but it never happened. Severe depression struck me in my early twenties. Therapy, antidepressants, suicide, in that order. Failed college, this implied more depression.
Now I'm back in college, finishing the old degrees and starting a new one that may actually help me to get a job.

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Don't fall for the memes
data collected by the CDC
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/nsfg_2013_2015_puf.htm

you're still okay

>>728803892
the fat chick on the left has a cute face

>>728807096
I'm just surprised that this is an issue, sometimes people need skin grafts for emergencies and not sure why they wouldn't take those as donations as they can be frozen.

>>728807882
I never fell in ove and I'm pretty sure it will never happen. That's not bad though, because I see the stark contrast between the romantic love in movies and books that everybody seems to worship and the actual relationships of my family and friends. Love and Sex are definitely overrated. You can have a fulfilling life without it.

>>728808202
So why don't you just get a fleshlight? Is there anything else that turns you on about land whales? If not that seems the obvious choice.

>>728807988
My experience tells me that every girl is different when it comes to sex, everyone i have been with has had a thing they liked - no book will teach you how to be a good fuck - it's like riding a bike, you can only become good at it by doing it - rather fuck landwhales than no whales

>>728807882

THAT is cringe AF. Sex has nothing to do with feelings. Dont try bringing unnecessary shit into a good thing. Some of the best sex ive ever had in my life was with a girl I never met before, didnt know her name, and afterward, never seen again. It was a mind blowing 45 minutes behind the beer trailer at a festival that I wish I could relive every day.

Sex has nothing to do with feelings and vice versa. Much like how married couples love each other but havent had sex in 25 years.

>>728807966

I fucked a chick so ugly I HAD to roll her over and do it from behind because I was going soft. I still powered through it and walked away with a smile.

TLDR I got my nut, Idgaf

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>>728808233
Thanks man, i'll remember not to overdo it

25 and counting. Luckily it ain't that bad. Antidepressants destroyed my libido so life is quite nice now

>>728808625
I'm actually dreaming of that kind of relationship. I just don't wan't to be alone, when I'm finally a wizard and my friends are fathers.

>>728805419
^This anon speaking

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>>728806412
One night, I was literally just chilling on my couch, when he knocked on my door. He had with him, a VERY solid 8/10 brunette 5'6'' 125lbs, decent B cup tits, and an hispanic/italian type ass that should have been displayed in the Louvre. And a slightly chubby 7/10 blonde with absolutely the BIGGEST tits I have EVER seen! I'm talking in and out of porn, this chicks tits were on a MONOLITHIC scale! And they brought beer! So there we are, having some beers with two hot ass chicks, who were both actively flirting with me...

And here is where I nearly killed this motherfucker. He opens this plastic shopping bag he had, and starts showing off his latest "Masters of the Universe Classic" figures... Man... I've never seen two vaginas dry up faster in my life! About 10 minutes later they were both gone, and I was stuck trying to explain to him WHY they left so abruptly. He honestly thought He-Man would get him laid!

23
Virgin

>>728808962
It will get you laid at comicon faggot.

>>728808521
Ever had the thought that the guys who write books about sex might have lots of experience with all kinds of girls you can imagine?

Check out the Sex God Method. Only book focussed on sex I've ever read but highly recommended by many guys. If you read it you'll learn that for women mental stimulation is much more important than the physical stuff. It's nout about techniques, it's about turning her on by engaging her mind.

Then if you look into what women find attractive you'll find out that there's certain traits that all women are attracted to, in general what we consider masculine behavior. And I'm not talking about being a jerk although of course jerks have some of those traits.

This stuff is all out there, you just have to look for it. You might think it's all shit because you see that everywhere but if you really look into it you'll find the gems that will provide you with all the knowledge you could only dream of.

I'm a 22 y/o virgin female, not ugly or fat (I don't think...), 5'6 and 130 pounds. I'm just so BEYOND socially retarded that I scare off most people, guys included. I also think I appear very unfriendly/unapproachable, I'm bad at holding conversations, and I look very young for my age. I honestly don't see myself ever losing it. I've only ever given one handjob before and I was too shy to let him do anything to me besides kiss me.

20 y/o virgin here
will probably get a hooker off backpage if I havent lost it by 24-25

>>728809301
>5'6 and 130 pounds
ugh
FAT

>>728809097
You might be right, but he's so picky he'd reject about 90% of the chubby/cute who would WANT to hook up, because they didn't meet his standards. While trying to get the attention of the 10% of the chicks who wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

>>728808625
Cringe, really ?
I'm just explaining the other side of virgins, i don't deny sex is awesome and can be had without love. Rather, I think it's a bigger issue when you want a relationship than when you want to sticky dicky in chicky.

>>728808461

Already have 2. One of 'em doesn't stay in the nightstand though.

Pussy is pussy, my dude. If I see a fat chick and my dick wants it, I can't object to the dude.

>>728808625
It's about attraction. A whore probably won't feel attracted to you, nor will she probably enjoy the sex, she only cares about the money. Sex with a girl that's actually into you, attracted to you, is completely different. You don't have to be in a relationship, that's just the romantic bullshit Hollywood wants us to believe, but you need to be able to connect, which of course is possible if you just met someone for the first time.

>>728809301
Location? 28, M, same situation.

>>728809301
>I was too shy to let him do anything to me besides kiss me
Whiskey. It'll get you past every social barrier ever constructed.

>>728809301
Only difference is I'm 6' and 280.

>>728809624
Just saying, why torture yourself looking at a digusting land whale if you could fuck your fleshlight while watching porn instead? But maybe ugly landwhales do turn you on after all.

I lost my virginity at 22
So
Yeah
That was yesterday lmfao
I've been waiting for this thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck your meter
I won
I did it
Fuck you
Said I couldn't do it
It was too late
But I did it
It wasn't too late
Tinder is great

30
i was approached yesterday but as usual i decided to cut the conversation short cause i had places to be

people need to stop bothering me when i don't have money

>>728809433
loll I don't know how I look to other people, but I think my body is decent. I run so it's pretty solid and toned. I have a very small waist and tits and bigger hips, legs, ass. But I'm definitely not skinny, or fat

There are plenty of decent looking fat women, they don't all look like jabba the fucking hutt and you pussies need to quit acting like it. Also in my experience fat pussy feels better. Best feeling sex I've had was with a bigger girl.

>>728808962
Holy shit. That's the most depressing thing I've ever read.

>>728809734
I'm in New Jersey, how about u???

>>728810242
Post a pic then. Prove your words.

>>728809301
>I'm female

No you're not.

You know the rules.

>>728809779
Haha that's what he told me, he said he wanted to get me drunk. But I don't like to drink. I've never even been drunk before

>>728810364
How close to the NY border? I might be able to help you with your little problem.

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>>728810070

I've been jerking it so long that there's no joy in it. It's just a routine at this point.

Not all fat chicks are ugly. Land whales, yes. Fat chicks can be pretty cute if you're lucky.

>>728810602
Wow you're dumb nigga.

>>728810595
Get drunk alone a few times. Then it's not a big issue with other people.

>>728810684
Hey, I'm just sayin... Adding another cherry to my collection is tempting. But it ain't tempting enough to go too deep into New Jersey

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22 year old hairy virgin. Had my chance to fuck a women even 2 times but i was to shy. Another reason would be the daily fapping

>>728809301
if youre in So Cal I'll take your virginity tonight.

Jus sayin.

25 kissless virgin I've been rated a 5/6 out of ten by females as well

I work at places where the majority is men and I never have the opportunity to get to know any females

>>728810905
lol sadly I'm in South Jersey

Just completed 31. Freaked out for a bit from 26~28 then dealt with it.

>>728810364
Ah, all the way down here in the retarded South. Atlanta.

>>728805419
>And yet still thinks he can have standards above the shallow end of the gene pool.
Why can't he? It's not like it's a crime, or anything.

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>>728806264
fucking hookers takes the mystery out of vagoo. you realize women aren't some magical goddesses you can never possess. they are fucked up just like men.

>>728811384
It's called having self respect, which is hard to maintain if you're being controlled by your dick.

>>728811983
lol

>>728811900
I realized that some time ago, didn't need to fuck hookers for that. Quitting porn and masturbation for some time and no longer being controlled by your dick does change your perception.

>>728803329
26 year old virgin myself

It extra sucks because I actually have a bunch of friends, like, normie friends who get laid and stuff. So you become well aware of what you're missing.

>>728805633
same age, fuck mosly prostitutes and fucked up girls, the more shittier is the place where you live the easier is to get laid. I envy people like them, i am a slave of my sexual drive and i feel shitty because i pay attention to stupid twats who do not deserve shit

>>728803892
27KV

>Just stop trying to hunt for 12/10 women
There are no more single whales in my age group, I'm not even joking. Every chick lower than a 7/10 in my area has cashed in their chips and are now in relationships.

>>728812474
I'm n the same situation but I don't feel anything. Can you describe the feelings for me?

>>728803329

28 finaly got gf (first one), meanwhile shes 22 and banged 25 guyz... I guess girls dont have same problems

I'm 32 now, though I has something that might classify as sex when I was a kid my much older nephew prodded me in the butt(though no penetration), then had to the same with him. I'm not interested in having sex, I think I'm asexual.

>>728812605
Tough situation, having only attractive girls available in your area. And the older they get the easier they are since they're getting more desperate to tie the knot. Really wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

>>728813025
Yeah, yeah. Stop jerking off to porn and you'll see how asexual you are. All those guys not being able to get their dick up for a real girl must be asexuals as well.

>>728813025
Are you lonesome? You are 10 years older than me . I need to know what my life could look like then.

>>728812886
>25
dude
you should not expect to date a virgin but that's way too fucking much for a 22 yo

fuck her and have your fun but don't become too serious
the fact that this 22 y/o is with you 28 y/o is fishy, and since it is your first gf you're likely to become an idiot, fall in "love" and you're going to do something stupid

>>728813066
>Tough situation, having only attractive girls available in your area.

It's like walking through a trendy commercial or a hipster music video. I don't know what to do.

>>728807008
This is like saying the first step to becoming a great athlete is to buy a used trophy from a pawn shop.

Paying for a hooker wouldn't do shit for us adult virgins, except make us feel worse.

>>728813572
we are 2 years now, i had no idea she had 25 of them, i tought 1 or 2

19 yr old virgin reporting.
Ive had plenty of chances to fuck decent and even qt girls but I always seem to mess it up and then beached whales show up wanting to fuck and my dick shrinks. I just think I can do better than that. No grandeur delusions or anything, but I'd also prefer to lose it with someone who's also a virgin. Might be a faggot thing to do/say but I'm not itching for sex so I think I'm alright if I don't have any for a few more years

>>728803329
2 years and 1 month away from wizard

dropped 13 grand on a personal trainer this year, getting into shape, trying to fix virginity, already have had 4 offers this year for blowjobs/handjobs and girls interested, refused all offers because I feel weird about sex like a phobia, need to meet a girl to get to know and be comfortable with but I'm socially anxious and awkward

>>728813536
yeah i'm definitely lonely, to cope with it I spend some time near a coworker (who's about 10 years younger) every day.

>>728813872
so she had 25 before she was 20

I don't have to spell this for you
have your fun but don't get serious

>>728803329

28 right now

Was a 27 yo KV, but got a gf for 2 months.
Kissing was surprisingly simple and natural. Even though i was a nervous wreck i initiated it somehow (its now or never moment) and your mind kinda just goes into autopilot.
Also got some oral but thats about it.

She turned into a fucking control freak (hourly calls, asking for a daily report on what i did and who i met, shit like that) so i broke it up.

So now im here again.

Was also pretty worried about my Fordyce spots on muh dick, but she didnt seem to notice them.

>>728803329
23 year old virgin female. I'm fat, racist and a bitch

>>728814333
trips confirm

>>728814174
What happened with your friends from your 20ies? I expect my friends to found families and not having time for me anymore. Is that realistic?

Fucked my 14 year old cousin's hot 13 year old friend with perky tits, when I was 15. I don't think I was her first. Kinda weird?

>>728813724
absolute bullshit, pros are some of the best fucks around, you literally pay for girls who both spend a considerable amount of time having sex and are paid because they are attractive, most girls worth their weight in the sex trade are not ugly toothless crackheads, assuming you're willing to pay 300$ for a fuck you can buy yourself a girl easily a 9/10 to come by your house and suck the cum out of your dick and repeat if you can get it up within the hour

if you make any decent amount of money it's a pretty good investment, just virgins attach too much value to sex and think it's some big thing, that's why they're virigins, because once they have sex they'll realize it isn't some big thing

It's been so long for me that my virginity has returned. Sometimes I wonder how the fuck I ever got laid in the first place.

>>728803329
18 and virgin, i know there no problm on being virgin at my age, but my problem is i never find the ocasion to get along with a girl. I mean i have a lot of friends (females) but never know how to even cross that border. Its not like i've been friendzone its just i dont even know how to start. Im not ugly and dont suffer from social anxiety or <nything. Im a normie i guess,
any tip?

>>728803329
35 y/o wizard here
kissless, handheldless, nerver had a date

>>728813598
Just do something. Read up online on what girls are into, what they're attracted to. Check out RSD, they've got tons of free videos on Youtube and they're legit.

Be happy that you have this opportunity while I'm stuck in a shitty small town where there's absolutely nothing. No opportunities to meet girls, no real bars or anything. I'd pretty much have to drive to the next bigger town to get drunk in the clubs to have any chance of meeting girls but I'm really not into that anymore.

Just start with something, go out and approach random girls every day. It'll be hard at first but over time it'll become easier and if you actually do it daily it can become normal one day.

>>728814419
Yes, that's true, they all have families, and some you might never hear from again after graduating.

>>728814567
I said it. Sex is overrated.

>>728814567
You're talking about escorts, dude. Completely different thing.

>>728813066
>Really wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

I seriously don't know what to do. Like every single one is out of my league and even if you don't believe in leagues, I don't share common interests with most people let alone hot chicks.

>>728815182
There are enough relationships that are not based on common interests.

>>728803329
32, dated, kissed, ate out, never put my dick in one despite having multiple opportunities including the girl of my life. And im 32. Think youre sad and pathetic? Try to top that. And i wish i made this all up... So fuck you and your shit.

27

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>>728815600

>Check'd

Can confirm. Girlfriend and I barely have common interests. Nearing 2 years now.

>>728815113
this

escorts are great for a virgin

you are guaranteed a great time with a great fuck

but they're more expensive

>>728812722
It hurts, like an emptiness in my chest. I seriously get depressed about being a virgin on a daily basis and sometimes the mere re-realization that so many people are having sex and I'm not can ruin my entire day

>>728814567
And how would this better my life in any way, improve my game, make me not feel like shit for being a virgin, etc?

>be antisocial nerd until 21
>literally the night of my 21st I graduated from kissless virgin to not a sorcerer's apprentice

The 20 cutoff meme is a lie, 24 or 25.

>40
>literally never gave a fuck
>figuratively stopped giving a fuck

>>728815938
>And how would this better my life in any way, improve my game, make me not feel like shit for being a virgin, etc?
it will make your dick feel good

>>728816184
So does jacking off, the problem is the long term and the emotional impact and the social stuff

And that's just what sex with a hooker is: jacking off with another person there

>>728816492
>And that's just what sex with a hooker is: jacking off with another person there
maybe with a hooker, not with a escort
you're paying a hella lot more so you are definitely getting a full body experience

(even if it were a plain hooker, a pussy still feels better than a hand, you fucking faggot)

>>728815600
>>728815708
I barely carry out conversations with people, the fact that vidya and comics are popular are literally the only reason I can to talk to other dudes.

>>728814844
Is this PSA shit?

Look I'm not a outing, club-type guy. I just wanna meet some quiet nerd/geek who doesn't look half as bad as me.

Like I said, at 27 it seems like the ugly/average girls have checked out.

>>728816815
Are you fucking stupid?

The escort could be the most skilled person at sex in the world and it still wouldn't change it from being jacking off with another person there. The point is emotional connection and affection, not getting a nut off really well.

>>728816815
>a pussy still feels better than a hand
No it doesn't. Once you really learned how to fap, you don't need a pussy anymore

>>728803329
>Be 19
>I was in the club with mates
>I was dancing and some reasonably attractive girl starts grinding on me
>I never reciprocated interest
>She lost interest as well so she walked away

I'm so fucking beta around girls it's unbelievable. 25 year old kissless virgin here.

>>728817042
>The point is emotional connection and affection
that's why you're a virgin

>>728817042
I think you are right. It is not a relationship thing. Maybe a simulated relationship, but not a true one, you believe in.

>>728816954

Look around, man. Hit up cafes and comic shops. Eventually one will show up.

>>728817042
>having your cock in a vagina is still masturbation because you don't love her

You're either trolling, or a massive, massive faggot.

>>728817261
Explain.

And if my first time I had sex was with an escort, it's not like I can talk about that anyway so it wouldn't make any difference in that factor

>>728817366
I'm not talking about "won't fuck unless they're my soulmate" or some shit like that

But paying a hooker to fuck you is a totally different thing from someone fucking you because they actually like you

>>728817261
Well, I don't think that this is a bad thing. If he doesn't want to fuck around at least he isn't spreading diseases.

I've lost mine at 29, then everything went my way and had sex 10 times since (~1 year passed). It's a milestone, but sex is overrated, so don't worry about it.

>>728817042
>it still wouldn't change it from being jacking off with another person there.
this is what virgins think
and it is also the one reason they're still virgins

>>728817566
Is love overrated too?

>>728803892
Guilty of this. Rather die a virgin then fuck some bitch id rather not be seen with

>>728817485
>But paying a hooker to fuck you is a totally different thing from someone fucking you because they actually like you
and you reached your conclusions based on your vast sexual experience with people who like you

>>728817261
>>728817594

It doesn't come true, when you repeat it. So let me help you: When there is another person you additionally have smells and noises which could enhance your experience. But do they always?

>>728817715
It's not, it's an amazing feeling. Like MDMA, but more persistent. Still, sex is a fraud, fapping is better.

>>728817913
I have had sexual contact with two people in the past who did it because they like me

Just because I'm a depressed virgin doesn't mean I'm KHV

>>728817566
>sex is overrated

no, it's just you and/or your partner being a total trash in bed

>>728803329
>be me
>also 25
>haven't had sex since July 2015

I guess it could be worse, I could be OP or something....

>>728817969
>When there is another person you additionally have smells and noises which could enhance your experienc
yeah, hookers also have smells and noises

>>728818047
>sexual contact
>no sex
doesn't count

if you didn't have sex your opinion has no value

>>728818056
Nah, it's fun, but takes too long. When you have to give a shit about someone else it's the same fucking orgasm, just 20 minutes later.

>>728818056
Or you never figured out how to fap, because you were afraid of your parents, lol.

>>728817566
>29
>overrated

Yeah, I think you used past it's expiration date.

>>728818179
You are posting in the wrong thread mate. We are not here to listen to literal fuckers like you.

>>728808260
Keep at it bro, chicks dig degrees... at least the chicks that matter do

>>728817366
>Look around, man. Hit up cafes and comic shops. Eventually one will show up.

I don't know, I've been to a couple of cons (with people, I'm not a total freak) and these days it seems to be overrun with normies. I remember reading here that the ugly/average girls don't come to the cons these days cos they just get shown up by hotter girls, so they just make the costumes now.

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>>728818370
>we

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>>728815708
Are you me? Nearing 3 years with mine and we barely share any interests. Getting pretty bored of it to be honest.

>>728818667

You gotta cast a wide net and be ready to trawl up it empty a few times.

>>728818644
it won't matter
my degree is philosophy :(

>>728818788

Probably. I'm getting her into games with normie stuff like Fallout 4, and co-op like Enter the Gungeon.

We're making it work though.

>>728803329
I waited late to lose mine at 21. I hooked up with some girl I barely knew and haven't spoken to now in years. Honestly I wish I would've waited for someone who cared about me and I her to lose my virginity with, but it's ok. the magic of it all is still alive and well I suppose

>18
>rejected by 10 girl in total
i honestly don't care if die virgin. i lost all confidence

>>728815938
>make me not feel like shit for being a virgin
You ARE a wizard.
I don't think you understand, and you never will, until you lose your power.

>>728818775
I didn´t start the thread. And just look at the numbers of people confessing but almost no one answering your posts.

>>728819361
Having to pay for sex would just make me feel worse, not better.

>>728811168
Im in north jersey, bergen county. Let me pop your shit?

>>728818875
Who the fuck actually cares. If its something you enjoy then good for you and keep working hard at it. Plus philosophy is well paying and your annual earning can double

Can some of you turbo virgins post pics of yourselves or your body? If youre not completley hideous maybe some of us non virgins can give advice

>>728805419
I'm the only person in my group that moved out of his parents house and not just have a gf but live with her.. I'm kind of out of place in this group but they are the only people not PC so i care for them

>>728803329
I am 31.

Can confirm that you acquiere a superior awareness when you remain a virgin but you must also be kissless.

>>728819916
Like Rich Evans but in my late 20s.

OH MY GAAAWWWWDDDD

20 years old never kissed a girl, never did anything to a girl, so what do I do?

>>728808131
hard

>>728815938
>And how would this better my life in any way, improve my game,


once you actually have sex, you'll see how easy it is and your confidence will go up because experience.

>>728818821
The only thing near me (now) is a meetup group for anime, but to be honest, I don't really like it anymore. It's the only geek related thing around at the moment.

>>728803329
Dont whine about it. I dated about 30 woman and had always sex and 3 long relationships. And what now? None of these things never made me really happy and I became more and more depressed after a break up. I miss my innocent time, where I was a virgin. I always played vidya, watched animes and I could entertain myself. Now i feel mentally destroyed with woman dating. They dont have any heart. You will have fun for some days, weeks, maybe months and years. But your mind slowly gets destroyed with woman dating. The more I go in relationship, love or sex direction, the more I am in pain. Consider yourself lucky. Stay the way you are and try to find happiness without them. Someday, you maybe find one "loyal" woman by accident. Just go into clubs or something but dont whine about it. I am the opposite of yourself and have my problems with it now. Depression and the urge of killing myself...

>>728819443
I am not the one that told you to pay for sex.
I'm new here, and I am an old man who was once exactly like you, just, in a different time.
I am here to tell you, what you have, is greater than what we do.
What you have is of greater potential than the sum of what we have on the other side.
Don't buy into anything, anyone, or anything, inside or outside, tells you otherwise.

You will only know what you lost, after it's gone.

And it's the greatest thing any of us can hope for, until we realize we had it from the start, and we threw it away.

Don't let it go.

Hold onto it as long, as you possibly can. Find a way to encapsulate it inside you, under layers of steel.

Never. Never, let it go.

>>728820084
What the hell do you mean with awareness?

>>728820605

>actually believing this

>>728812886
Thats the current world we live in. Disgusting, isnt it? She probably lies with that number. Add some 10 or 20 to that number. And thats normal. Most of these woman had around these digits. You have to adapt to that situation or go MGTOW.

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>>728820605
I'm not alone.. i miss it too man, i only felt worse the more i got
The cheating
The break ups
The STD
The missing out on cool trips with the bros
I miss when only my characters reaching max level was my only care

35 motherfuckers!! wubba lubba dub dub!

seems like more trouble than it's really worth. Ill stay inside thanks
>18

>>728813872
try to keep her, till you find someone better. She deserves that. GL m8. its for you better if you dont bind to her that much. Woman with that much men, are not waifu material and tend to cheat on you

>>728821017
Ps, any wizard bonus if hold back until past 40? like inter dimensional travel powers?

>>728820777

If you want me to elaborate, not having a normal sexual life will drag you "out of the world", one way or another, giving you a better perspective of things.

You become some sort of "external observator". Only partially of course, because you are still human and hence subjugated to a lot of mundane things. There is no way to escape from that totally.

>>728820605
Stop lying.

I've been living on my own for a year now with minimal human contact, it pains me to know that 4chan is my only social outlet.

>>728814333
tits

>>728818972
If u have the courage to ask them out once you'll be lucky
I'm 19 and I have never asked a girl out not even when my friends all told me that I had a chance
Keep trying u are not hopeless ;)

38 reporting. just two more years before i become a warlock

>>728814718
Man and Woman cant be friends. The use you as an emotional tampon and you are their beta orbit. No offense, but thats how man-woman friendsships work. Go for them or let it be. Its always a friendzone, because you dont make anything about it. Face it, thats the reality. But you have a lot of time with that age. Dont rush it.

>>728821466
I AM NOT THE OLDEST!! shEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt!!

>>728815662
Sorry for you mate. Not OP, but happiness can be achieved other than woman. Still, good luck m8. Try to change your destiny if you want it that much

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>>728820647
is this fucking copypasta?

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Level 20 virgin here
>the animes took my social life
I never really had a social life to begin with but I am making freinds in uni

Just turned 27, and haven't even kissed.

Once dated a girl for a little while, but I quickly found out that I truely am uncapable of telling how much anybody likes me. Still was completely clueless as to if she only agreed because she felt bad for me, just tolerated me, friendzone, or totally was into me after meeting for 6 weeks. Just gave up at that point because I could never tell if and when she wanted a hug or something, and because I think I'll never be able to.

Social interaction just isn't something I'm good at, usually feel like some kind outsider species send to observe human behavior.

I'm not a virgin. Is that a requirement here?

>>728821688
i am most likely happier with my imaginary girlfriends then most people are with real ones.

>>728808625
>Sex has nothing to do with feelings
somebody has intimacy issues!

>>728821231
That's odd. Schopenhauer always had an objective perspective on humans and the world and he severely suffered from his sex drive. He was actually glad when it faded in higher age.

>>728821783
you should be on 9gag, not on 4chan....

>>728821755
>Social interaction just isn't something I'm good at, usually feel like some kind outsider species send to observe human behavior.

Feel exactly like that when I'm travelling on the underground. Just watching people do...things.

>>728821783
Nope. You can give freindly advice. That's the only place on /b/ where this is possible.

>>728821505
I am the 30 years old turbo virgin, but for what I have talked with friends, if you are the friend of a girl and both of you feel good being together, you will end up fucking. It is the only possible outcome. And it sounds logical.

Problem is I never had a female friend. I had the chance, women asked me to have a date in my 20's several times, and told me through msn "how handsome I was the last night". Attractive women. But I was scared of women, and even reacted agressively when they tried to approach. The more attractive, the more scared I was, to the point I was never able to talk with them, look at them or establish any kind of relation AT ALL. I am still scared to a point. I think it is some sort of psychological trauma.

>>728803329
I envy you virgins out there. Since I lost my virginity, porn and masturbation just doesn't do anything for me anymore, but the need is greater than ever. I was happier before my life centered around sex. That being said, sex is amazing and if you have a chance to enjoy it reguarily without fucking up your life, by god, do so.

>>728811384
Yes, but dont complain afterwards, if youre still a virgin or say the world: "why wont woman date me" "theyre so shallow and vile".

>>728821861
>Schopenhauer always had an objective perspective on humans and the world

I am not agree, but I understand your point.

>>728821746
i think looking at hot anime chicks would drive me crazy since they are just as unattainable as real hot chicks since they're fake.

>>728803329
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

whenever you feel lonely, browse /s, they post such disgusting things in there these days, makes all your desires dissapear.

>>728822211
Thats why I dont appreaciate male friends of my SO. I told everyone to decide between me or their male friends. They still have female friends and can find some new, but male friends are actually a total no go, yet nearly everyone let their Gf do that. then they wonder why she cheats with some of them.

With your fear. Go find a psychologists or do some self therapy. Read some articles and books about it.

>>728817747
that's stupid, just close your eyes and the pussy feels the same

>>728821746
every consider the possibility that hot anime chicks raised the bar so high that real girls just don't seem attractive?

>>728821801
Thats good. I have a lot of sex and also a current GF, yet I am not happy about it.

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You'll all make it one day bros, I just hope you can be proud of how you manage it. I'm so close to getting gf and making it too (only 18 tho)

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>>728803329
31

>>728818240
It's really easy to feel that way until it's been 8 months since you've had sex and it's all you can think about again

>>728822814
That would be nice. Woman would lose power, if no man are interested in this bullshit woman are spouting.

>>728822877
My girls never let me down, imaginary reversed gangbangs > real sex.

>>728821266
Lying about what? And why should I lie? You still can have your social life with friends, at work or whereever you want. All I want to say is, that life with woman made me depressed. I can only tell you how I really feel about it and that is the way I think and feel.

>>728818972
Lol 10 rejections is nothing, every person other than those retards that marry the one person they started dating in high school has been rejected way more times than that and have turned out fine. just go out at night with friends and party, talk to people, and some girl will want to fuck you

>>728820976
You are totally me, m8. The life with raising every character at max in every MMO, was more fun than now. I Also had to deal with 2 STDs, and several break ups and cheatings. It isnt worth it.

>>728806476
my nigga

Why do teens always come onto these threads and whine? You fuckers are in a unique position, the world is your fucking oyster, don't waste your chance.

>>728819443
Just go to a bar and pick up someone way below your normal standards and get it over with, coming from someone who did that once you get over the horrible weight that being a virgin slowly builds it gets so much easier to talk to girls and get more sex

Am i the only aging virgin here that isnt depressed about it!!

>>728803329

>>tfw 39...

>>728823727
at least we have vidya, imagine being a virgin in the dark ages...

>>728824009
Well, I was cut off from the internet for a month. I think I went slightly mad with no one to talk to. I went on daily walks in the night, mostly cos I'm socially anxious during the day.

I was always considered good looking by everyone I ever talked to about looks, dating etc.
Even girls I liked seemed to like me back, but due to my lack of "getting the hints" it wasn't until I was 24 the first time I actually got laid. (I'm talking vagina-hole sex with a decent 7/10 that I was talking to / going out with at the time)

Now I'm nearing 27 and I haven't had a girl in a year, again because I'm not seeing the fucking clues.

It's like my mind is on auto-pilot doing chores, work and sports, and everything else (from calling to check up on my sister-in-law, to noticing hints from girls, to doing my taxes in time) is swallowed up by a super-massive black hole the moment I do something I like.

How do I deal with this? Am I saveable?

PS: Apply grain of salt where needed.

>>728824305
well i am anxious 24/7 and work, thats about as much as i can do in life, and groceries.
Thank god for technology and vidya.

Trying to lower my anti depressant, they ruin gaming and everything else that is fun.

>>728803329
23 going on 24
Should I just kill myself?

>>728823727
why you from man?

>>728824794
at least make a sport out of being a virgin, and try to be the oldest virgin alive, or just dont give a crap, like me.

25 yer old autist virgin here

>>728824986
Enjoy the ride because you will most likely remain a virgin.

>>728824939

?

>>728825416
fuck
where you from

>>728805633
>i have a pretty small dick (17cm)
why dont you stop shitposting and when you are at it quit watching 3h of bbc porn daily

>>728825416

WA, USA

>>728803329

>33 kiss-less virgin.
>no friends
>want to die
>no joke

>>728824668
>Thank god for technology and vidya.
I feel like vidya and the internet, mostly the internet, has contributed to us being here.

No internet would've meant actually having to go out to get entertainment.

>>728825848
stop whining and do it then

>>728825848
how much you make?
why not buy a hooker?

>>728825848
>33 kiss-less virgin.
>want to die

30 years old turbo virgin here again

Why? Once you give up it becomes painless. Just give up and you will be fine.

>>728824794
Anyone on this thread should but that's got nothing to do with virginity.

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>>728803329
24 year old virgin here. Kissed a few girls and such, but never dated. Always was an anti-social stereotypical nerd and what made things worse was a shitty home situation. I also basically skipped the whole college experience since I lived at home and went to college by bus. Only went to college to attend class. I hardly knew anybody during that period and met nobody at college that I can even call a friend, a few acquaintances at best. Only friends I have are people from highschool and most of them moved away and I only meet them on holidays to chill and we keep in touch through facebook. Home is a shithole that I wouldn't bring anybody back to even if I wanted to. I still live at home but the situation has improved or maybe it's just my perspective. Now I work for my fathers business. Doesn't look like I'll be moving out of my parents house anytime soon either.

Not aiming to become a wizard though, so working to get jacked, more social and more confident.

>>728824009
things were different back then. they played games like:

>grand theft caravan
>five nights at leper colonys
>trebuchet league
>super inquisition bros
>guild wars (for real)

>>728826202
>Why? Once you give up it becomes painless. Just give up and you will be fine.

27 here, no it doesn't. I think chemical castration is possibly the answer.

>>728809301
>>728809734
>>728810981


No wonder you're all virgins the way you react when a lass turns up

>does not compute
>shutting down

>>728810602
That literally reads like a rape threat

You know, at least some of you technically have hope.

Got married, and it's since been a period I would like to call "Second Virginity." The older we get, the sadder we get. The sadder we get, the fatter we get. The fatter we get, the less we fuck.

I can't remember the last time we did it, and I genuinely love this woman. I'm not old, but I feel like that part of my life ended before it really began.

It's not worth it, man. No one, no act, no vidya, can make you happy if you don't want to be. Your happiness can be apart from the events (or lack thereof) in your life.

>>728825265
knowing me your right

>>728810124
Good job bro

>>728817715
Love ? kys. It's faster. That's nothing but pain and misery. Get laid and move it forward.

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>>728817913
>someone fucking you because they actually like you

I love teenagers. They're so naive.

Girls don't fuck you because they like you. Girls fuck you because they want something.

Here's a list of reasons why girls fuck you:

1. Need a place to live
2. Don't want to work
3. Want jewelry/chocolate/flowers/new car/hair did/nails did/money/all those thongs at once
4. Because their clock is ticking and they want a baby

You are simply a wallet with a dick.

If you think anything else, you are definitely 14 and a virgin.

>>728803329
I've got my first "real" kiss with 18 and first sex with 23. Don't worry some day it will happen-

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35, come at me faggots

>>728821505
Sorry to destroy your world, but we can ;-)

>>728803540
It usually has more to do with inner issues

>>728820605
I've dated about 40583 woman and had always sex and 5930 relationships. And guess what?

I've got tripper all the time.

I lost my virginity to a prostitute earlier this year at the age of 23. I just had to get the monkey off my back and I'm glad I did it. One less thing to worry about.

Social anxiety was the reason for me. During my teenage years, if a girl started to show interest in me, I would avoid her at all costs.

>>728829374

Holy fuck I just nostalgia'd so hard I came. I haven't seen that movie in years. I should go dig it out and watch it.

>>728829735
There is a working torrent, someone posted that pic and I went and tried to track it down.

>>728803329
i am one year younger, and i am basically you.

>>728829626
Same.

>>728803329
36

>>728803329
my main's actually on defias brotherhood.

no but fr real now, im 19, uni, no action. why? i dont like parties (theres actually one right now), i kinda missed the point to get into a group with people from my major, yeah. im not really outgoing in general tbh. i love to play vidya, for example im trying to git rilly gud in cs so im grinding esea after uni...i dont know. also people dont even seem to be interested so i dont have a vhance anyway.

also im a fat, lazy fuck

>>728829810

Have you seen it? It's a good movie, though I like Yamato-hen better.

26

>>728823623
Nah. I made my peace with it.

>>728803329
Well come July, I'll hit wizard status!