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>The stuff I wish my father taught me when I was 13 >Most

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>The stuff I wish my father taught me when I was 13
>Most of you don't know this shit

LEYKIS 101 (General rules)

Treatment
+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
+ Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them
+ Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama
+ Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you
+ No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem
+ Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich
+ Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change

Dates
+ Spend <30 euros
+ 3 dates rule = if no sex, then bounce
+ Never date co-workers
+ If she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately

Life advice
+ Women expire at 30 = they’re past their prime and desperate for men, easy pussy for young guys
+ There are 3,750,000,000 women on the planet, don’t throw your life away over one dumb cunt
+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live
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Well said nigga.
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>>728770524
that's too much of work, i'd rather masturbate
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Except do fuck all coworkers. I was a waiter and slayed each chic worth stuffing there. Was a really positive experience.
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>>728770524
>stupid shit you saw in pickup artist videos
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never get married. its more likely shell leave you take the children and bill you for life.
never move in together. after awhile of living together she will count as technically married and can get half your shit +bill you for awhile.
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>>728770524
This is ridiculous. If you only want occasional sex then this list may work. If you view women as real people and want to have a successful longterm relationship with one, then you want to do the opposite of this list. Christ, this is so cringy.
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>>728770677
From experience I can promise you, there's something biological about lack of pussy over a long time that twists your head. It makes you weird. Celibacy will ruin your entire life. You will lose friends, start behaving strangely and women will avoid you.
It's happened to me and I've seen it happen to friends. If all else fails fuck a fat girl, it's like magic all that shot drops away and you'll return to normal.
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>>728770706
lol

What exactly do you disagree with here?

>>728770698
being a waiter isn't a real job. If you have a good job you don't want to jeopardize it over some dumb cunt

>>728770851
>successful longterm relationship
cringe

enjoy that
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>>728770851
>then this list may work
right here is where you admitted you have no clue wat you're talking about
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>>728770524
TLDR
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>>728770524
ways to guarantee you'll attract a fucking broken woman
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>>728771306
Truth.

Op, are you a virgin?
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>>728770524
>having 15 fucking rules for interacting with the opposite gender

stay unlikeable
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>>728770607
>Well said nigga.

Said absolutely no-one ever.
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>>728771372
no lol

>>728771306
you attract lots of different women like this, generally the hottest and dumbest

>>728771514
lol
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>>728770524
You are an idiot.
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>>728770524
>posing as an alpha on /b/
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>>728772192
Explain how
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>>728772238
lol

I'm not posing as an alpha
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>>728770524

I'm glad there are guys who groom themselves on how to target and exploit all the slags, sluts and ignorant bitches in the world.

It frees up all the worthwhile ones and makes me look even better.
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>>728772371
I second this.
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>>728770706
this.
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>>728772371
>worthwhile ones
what do you mean by this?
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>>728772257

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
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>>728770706
/thread
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>>728772620

The ones that don't require this approach.

Because there are those that do, undeniably. They are just not worth it.
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>>728770524
There's great advice here you spergs. You better pay attention to OP instead of whining not understanding why you're losing the game.

>>728770851
Is right though. If you want a LTR and be a complete beta pussy you gotta do exactly the opposite. but the relatinoship will miss electricity. You're prolly a women so I'll end with
>Don't ask a fish how to catch fish, ask a fisherman.
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>>728772718
i'm aware of this phenomena, this doesn't answer my question tho

>>728772796
>not worth it.
for what mate?

i want to get laid

you seem to want to get married
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>>728770524
>+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off
>+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues
The fuck is this? Highschool beta advice? I think you have never dated in the real world mate
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>>728772918

You seem to think this is the only way to get laid.
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>>728772191
do you have more of her?
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>>728772918

The reason it doesn't answer your question is in fact the phenomena at work.

Summation:
I could explain it. But your own ineptitude and mediocrity would not allow you to understand it.
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hah, i grew up on Leykis, buddy, nice to see another student.

another trick Leykis taught, this is kinda more specific, but, you go to the atm and find a trashed receipt with a really high balance and then when you meet a woman and give her your number, you write your number on the back of the receipt.
Leykis was all about misdirection and lies to get pussy. even if you aren't rich, bullshit around a lot like you are.

i remember laughing at how bad the state of marriage must be for that shit to exist and be allowed on the airwaves.
how bad is it that this shit actually works??? its pathetic.
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>>728773016
lol no I don't at all! This is the easiest and best way.

>>728772984
Umhm

>>728773044
no

>>728773123
Ah I see, very clever. I did not see that coming.

>>728772906
Usually this gets a lot more positive feedback, weird.

>>728773128
Hey man hahaha it's biology at play.
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>>728773128
>>728773352

>Ah I see, very clever. I did not see that coming.

That's the point.
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>>728772984
>found the beta orbiter
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>>728773128
>how bad is it that this shit actually works??? its pathetic.
Lmao, it is. these days you don't have to be alpha to get laid. You just have to be not a beta. What a shitty deal for women, but I'm not complaining.
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This might work if I went outside.
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>>728773574
Just go on tinder and minimise your outside time that way.
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>>728773650
I would have to install bluestacks or some other shit as I don't own a phone.
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>>728770524
>euros
stopped reading there
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>>728773740
Get to it beta boyy. Find a friend with a DSLR or you won't get any matches.
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>>728773894
This might work if I had a friend
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>>728773459
Alright lol here's some questions for you then
>Can somebody be under the Dunning–Kruger effect if they realize that they aren't not inherently better then anybody else and it's only with wealth and knowledge come "superiority" (which I would define as more efficient functioning)
>What evidence do you have to suggest that I (op) has a low-ability for life?
I know this is bait but I mean, feel free to break down the things I'm saying.

>>728773574
lol

>>728773532
alpha/beta, who gives a fuck, those words don't mean much to most people.
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>>728770524
Will you accept Tom Leykis as your lord and savior?
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>>728770851

>women
>real people

Choose one.
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>>728774037
They may not be true adults but they are people.

>>728773962
Just get a DSLR yourself and use the timer setting, unless you don't have any money either. friends are more important than chicks tho
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>>728774152
Don't have any money as I spend it all on various drugs.
Can I just use the timer setting on the drugs instead of the DSLR?
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>>728773980

You overestimate the validity and necessity of your paradigm to the point where it doesn't matter if the paradigm begins with the assertion that you need all the help you can get. But this inability to objectively self-analize has created an interesting paradox within you: you resort to schemes that imply you are lacking, but you are self assured in these schemes despite the fact they start out with the premise that you can't do things without them.
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>>728774312
You could do that but you're gonna need a lot of drugs. Alternatively try to find people to do fun things with while on drugs, like urbex or outside campfires.
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>>728774510
Went and did acid with some chicks a few months back and wandered around in an apartment complex. Then we made grilled cheese and onion sandwiches.
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>>728770524
you know, when i was 21, i used to do this pickup artist shit too.
but then i realized that it was only due to my own insecurities that i rely on psychological patterns to trick women into being attracted to me.
i started working out, became self confident, healthy and good looking and suddenly my naturally nerdy charm actually seemed to attract the girls i was interested in. i stopped over-analyzing social situations and behaved like myself.

and you know what? i've got more girls (and love) this way than any other of my PUA friends who couldn't get over their own ego.

so please, if you want to go around with advices that are sometimes borderline rapey, don't expect any sympathy if you wake up one day and ask yourself why you can't find a girl that actually loves you for who you are.
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>>728774781
but did you eat her grilled cheese sandwich ?
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>>728774842
Nah, we managed to make two.
I then proceeded to catch the bus home the next day which took 8 hours.
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>>728774343
OOooOooOOOooo he can use complex language, I'm super impressed.
>I like you anyway, that was interesting thing to say.
>You're calling the kettle black though :/
Are you just going to point out the grass is green or are you going to actually say something of substance?

>>728774015
lol no, he's a cool guy though

>>728774037
lol

>>728774824
So you stopped thinking. Cool.
>PUA?
I got friends who love me, who I value far more then then the whims of opinion of a chick
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>>728774781
You'll get there anon, you have it in you
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>>728774824
I'd rather be thinking good than feeling good
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>>728775046
i pity you for being unable to distinguish between platonic love for a friend and romantic love for a woman.
you can have both, you know?

tell me, are you older than 25? because if not, you'll probably (or so i hope) snap out of this manipulative shit and become a decent human being again.
someone who can look into the eyes of a girl and see more than lies, deceit and greed.
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>>728774824
This doesn't prove you have to "be yourself" to get laid. it means you have to become the best version of yourself to become attractive. Usually as simple as starting to actually work out and work on your looks, if only just a bit.
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>>728775184
maybe one day, when you grow up, you'll realize these two things aren't mutually exclusive but actually interdependent.
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>>728775164
Have not gone outside for social purposes in almost a year, thanks.
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>>728775046

>>>728774343 (You)
>OOooOooOOOooo he can use complex language, I'm super impressed.
>>I like you anyway, that was interesting thing to say.
>>You're calling the kettle black though :/
>Are you just going to point out the grass is green or are you going to actually say something of substance?

Dunning- Kruger in full effect.
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>>728775353
i didn't try to prove anything. i'm just telling you that pickup artist tactics won't lead to sexual satisfaction.
that can only be achieved by trust.
sure, you can fuck different chicks every day and then go brag to your bros about it.
but everyone in a healthy relationship will pity you and won't trade with you for anything in the world.

and as someone who tried both, i know what i prefer.
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>>728775501
Seconded.
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>>728775612
I can't trust women as I can't shut off my gut feeling. I don't mind casual girlfriends looking around since I do the same. But whenever I felt girlfriends slipping away, and saw them doll themselves up like they used to for me, but instead knowing they did it to attract somebody new... Those moments really stick with you. I might not want a LTR but at least my life has a lot less drama now.
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>>728773980
Holy shit... More?
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>be rich
Nigga u stupit
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>>728775755
as someone who has been in 5 long term relationships (lasting 2 to 6 years), i can tell you that it's not the girls that are solely responsible for drama.
it's the difference in cognitive abilities and the inflated ego when it comes to arguments. i've had drama in only a single one of my relationships, and i knew exactly why.
after that, every single girl i dated was picked not by my level of attraction alone, but by the lessons learned from my experiences.
girlfriend material is more than a hot ass and some matching hobbies or interests.
it's about the deep understanding and connection you slowly build together, the trust to know that in the end, when everything else goes wrong, she will be there for you. and you will be there for her as well.

it's easy to simply reject the notion of all this. it requires hard work and sometimes, you'll have to be ready to give up your own selfish needs for somebody else.
that doesn't mean you're a pussy, because if you chose the right girl, it will always come back.

anyway, good luck, i hope one day you'll find someone who sees the good in you and is willing to build something true and honest with you.
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>>728775501
lol look man I'm willing to learn. You saying the same shit over and over again proves nothing except you're out of material.

>>728775255
>i pity you for being unable to distinguish between platonic love for a friend and romantic love for a woman.
Who says I can't, who says I haven't.

Damn your perspective is so 1 dimensional.

>muh morals
totally subjective

>>728775410
yeah but not always
>jesus faggot you really are a big boy aye. Who's a big boy.

>>728775612
As somebody who's practiced tantra with girls I've love I'd like to say stfu and get off that pretentious shallow high horse.

>>728775927
aight
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>>728776367
>when everything else goes wrong, she will be there for you. and you will be there for her as well.
See, this is where you slip up. You will be there for her all the way expecting them to do the same. You couldn't imagine though how wrong you are about their end of the bargain. Talk to anyone who lost his job, lost a parents of had anything of real significance stir up their lives. When my mom was dying my gf left me. My brother's wife was acting like a pissy bitch throughout the whole process. Once the spotlight isn't on them for 5 minutes they get pissed and feel they deserve better. Their love is all but unconditional, take it for what it is.
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>people actually think this works
Pussy game is easy, try finding a meaningful relationship. White trash.
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>>728776496

>lol look man I'm willing to learn.

You are not, and furthermore I've argued previously you are seemingly not able.
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>>728770524
>Most of you don't know this shit
>Proceeds to post literal shit.
>Defends shit with shitty retort.
>Flings shit in response.
This whole thread is shitty.
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>>728776794
>The endless goal to give your life meaning
Enjoy man

>>728776749
Exactly there is no such thing as unconditional love.

>>728776800
You are being illogical.
>Did you study philosophy?

>>728776367
Yeah I agree that's what love is, a collection of shared experiences that change who both of you are. Women are generally pretty shit when it come to being loyal.

>>728776926
Thanks for the bump
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>>728777444

>You are being illogical.
>>Did you study philosophy?

Full effect.
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>>728774343
You seem to assume that one is an idiot if they can not speak on your philosophical terms thus:
>You overestimate the validity and necessity of your paradigm to the point where it doesn't matter if the paradigm begins with the assertion that you need all the help you can get. But this inability to objectively self-analize has created an interesting paradox within you: you resort to schemes that imply you are lacking, but you are self assured in these schemes despite the fact they start out with the premise that you can't do things without them.
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>>728777808
>>728777971
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>>728777808
too bad you bailed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_stages_of_competence#The_four_stages_of_competence

I'm in between 3 and 4
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>>728777971

You assume what I assume.

You don't have to express your self as I do. But ill try the other way:

You fucking idiot.

You use schemes and tricks that depend on you believing you are not worthy or good enough for women. These schemes then inflate your ego by conditioning you to think that they don't choose you because of their own inherent flaws, and reinforce this notion by having you treat them as badly as possible while still trying to get laid.

The tricks pressupose you're a loser. They instill the notion within you that women don't pick you because you're a loser, but it's their own fault for being weak.

And then you pretend to brag about this "insight".

And I know this won't sink in.
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>>728778681

You're impatient on top of all.
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>>728778747
Dude you took your fucking time writing that lol

>response in a sec
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>>728770756
Not to mention in some states, she could actually pull the plug on your life support system, even if not married
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>>728772984
If you play hard to get...you will get no pussy
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>>728778710
>You assume what I assume.
>vague statement
Not at all!

>But ill try the other way:
If you can not put your concept in layman's terms then it's an illustration you don't fully comprehend the concepts yourself.

>you are not worthy or good enough for women.
Where the fuck did you get this from? There are tonnes of women who have loved me, I've chased by 10s. Like I can't be insecure about it due to the fact I have so much experience being adored.

>trying to get laid.
>trying

>you're a loser
subjective. And if I am I better realize it soon and change my ways. That's my perspective.

Dude you believe in your ideas way to much, it blinds you to the reality of the situation. This kind of backwards thinking is extremely common in philosophy students who invent their own dictionary to form concepts that don't fit in with reality.
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>>728779266
>simply not true
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>>728770524
Alternatively:

Just live your life, do your own thing, make money, and just fuck super hot escorts once a month or so.

Less time, effort, money, and energy in the long run.
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>>728779290

Tricks to get women, implies you are not sufficient.

Those "systems" are based upon an inability to get laid otherwise. To use them is to admit mediocrity
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>>728770706
Pretty much, yeah.

>>728770934
>What exactly do you disagree with here?

Anyone who's ever been with more than one chick knows that they are likened to cats for a reason. There's an expression, 'its like herding cats.' There's the problem. If you think it's possible to write a manual on women you're inexperienced with them, and will probably remain so until you stop trying to make sense of chaos and just roll with it.
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>>728779461
No shit sherlock. But if it didn't work people wouldn't resort to it either. To admit there is a problem is the first step towards improvement. also

>Implying you're not mediocre yourself
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>>728779447
ikr, women are just not worth it in the long run
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>>728779447
>hey that's pretty good
It feels better when chicks fuck you for free imo tho

>>728779461
>lol that's all you've got
There are degrees of efficiency obviously.

>mediocrity
In what terms? In what sense?
>subjective af

you loose this round. Learn from your mistakes, live long and prosper.
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>>728779622
Yeah the world doesn't run on cause and effect, everything is subjective, science is magic.
>enjoy your life
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>>728779646

I don't need tricks or systems.

I'm glad you're so empowered by admitting to a problem.

>>728779710

>>lol that's all you've got
>There are degrees of efficiency obviously.
>>mediocrity
>In what terms? In what sense?
>>subjective af
>you loose this round. Learn from your mistakes, live long and prosper.

Oh, in what terms. Those tricks work on the easiest catches to begin with. You areoccally sayin you need help getting women to sleep with you, apply yourself to the bottom of the barrel and then brag.

Some of us have loftier goals and higher standards for ourselves and the pussy we get.
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>>728780030
>Some of us have loftier goals and higher standards for ourselves and the pussy we get.
And those are? I myself can't cope without a good fucking now and then. Sex is rightfully so one of the most basic needs according to the pyramid of Maslow. So do you stay chaste? Or do you just not care all that much about bodily urges.
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>>728779710

Still in full effect, btw.

You suffer from a cognitive inablity, I know no matter how it's spelled out, you won't see anything else.
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>>728779710
I mean yeah, but that's ultimately just egotism. And if you find a couple of escorts you really like and see them regularly, it feels pretty close to just having a fuckbuddy anyway.

Honestly, it's not for everyone, for some people half the fun is in the chase, but I find it works well for me. I get what I want, I get to have some fun, I'm not constantly thinking about women and sex, and I can relax and enjoy life. You really don't realize how much energy you're wasting on women literally all the time until you don't have to do it anymore. I'm like 1000% more chill since I started doing this.
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>>728780030
Hahaha
>god damn man
Know when to admit you're full of shit

Do you even understand why you're doing what you're doing?

Do you even comprehend why you value having sex with the "best" women?
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more cheerleaders
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>>728780203

Then fuck.

If you need those "systems" to get someone to have sex with you, you are admitting you are lacking.
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>>728780310
The contempt you have is far from flattering. Only Allah will judge me.
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>>728779891
>enjoy your life

I am, but thank you for your concern.
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>>728780275

>the best women.

Hardly qualify them as that, I know they are better than the ones who fall for this shit.

And I'll fuck those who fall for it too, I'm just not conceding to mediocrity by resorting to "systems" and "tactics".
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>>728780257
Honestly, that's fantastic man, I'm happy for you.

>>728780230
Ah brutal
>oh anon
You realize all you're saying "no ur stupid, I'm smart"

>>728780282
you got it

>>728780499
>concern
poor monkey

>>728780522
See you don't even know, if you weren't such a pretentious cunt I'd teach you.
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>>728780522
Your obsession with mediocrity is amusing, as if people would care to look at you twice on the street. In the end you'll just be forgotten like all of us.
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>>728780522
That's the thing about systems. You're not doing the work the system is, so you're not actually learning anything. Even see what happens when a PUA fag tries to approach a smart girl and she goes "off-script"? Shit's hilarious. They have no idea what to do.
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>>728780669

>Ah brutal
>>oh anon
>You realize all you're saying "no ur stupid, I'm smart"

All the rest was said in the previous post.
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>>728780770
It's sad when you see potential squandered
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>>728780695

My concern with my own mediocrity is all I've expressed.

I've suggested you also have some about your own.
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>>728780823
>different person
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>>728780821

I see none within op, though.
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>>728772984
>Highschool beta advice
Couldn't agree more.

To those of you who got betrayed by a chick at a relatively young age in school, and think OP's post is spot on, you are being mislead by a virgin (+300 odds).
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>>728770698
He means at a real job.
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>>728780884

Still applies.

My statements are about self respect, and not adopting systems that part from the premise that one is lacking and they are the most efficient way one can get to this goal, sex.
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>>728780889
Well see that's just a further indication of your stupidity. Every human has a great deal of potential and ability to change no matter what their age.
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>>728770851
i smell a fag... Or a feminist (which is the same)... Or a girl
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>>728770524
>+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

This

+ Avoid bringing them home = you don’t want them knowing where you live

Plus

+ Use a fake name.

Has saved me from having to pay for a couple abortions / child support.

A fake name is the best form of male birth control.
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>>728780823
I wouldn't even care if I was sub-par on all levels. All that matters is my own subjective enjoyment. Btw I'm not a PUA fagget like the ones you love so much, but I do love flirting since I love women and have been obsessed with sex ever since I was molested aged 5
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>>728781008

See, that's just indication of your naivete.

No, not every human. Sad as it is, it is true.
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>>728770524
These "rules" are as retarded as the moron who created them.
Only a true dumbass would use this shit.
It's no wonder you're still a virgin, no matter how much you lie on a Filipino basket weaving forum.
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>>728770851
Ur a fag
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>>728770706

This, basically.

Anyone who has dated more than two real human females in their lives (anime pillows don't count) will be laughing harder and harder with each bullet point.

Personally, I found the 'if she uses her phone during a date, leave immediately' one to be the most cringeworthy. Anyone who would seriously follow through with this is not going to have a good time with the 21st century.
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>>728781043
mad kek dawg

>>728781098
...
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>>728770524
>Dating advice on /b/
>Stripper.jpg

Uhh...you all got trolled. Bye!
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>>728781044
>>>728780823 (You)
>I wouldn't even care if I was sub-par on all levels. All that matters is my own subjective enjoyment. Btw I'm not a PUA fagget like the ones you love so much, but I do love flirting since I love women and have been obsessed with sex ever since I was molested aged 5
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A scientific look at women (and how to get laid).

First things first:

=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf



Men make up 75% of Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf



Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

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Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
>Ect…



“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.

There’s a reason why:
-> cunt is the most offensive word in the English language.
-> there have been extremely few successful matriarchies in history.
-> 90+% of inspirational historical figures are men.
-> women feel like the world treats them as lesser to men.
-> it’s frowned upon for men to hit women.

Think about it.



Watch the incoming butthurt-faggots-in-denial-call me a virgin.

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=== How to get pussy ===

1. STOP trying so hard. The less of a fuck you give about women the more they want you. Women are like retarded children, they can be a massive pain in the ass to deal with, sometimes pussy isn’t worth it, keep that in mind.

2. Look good for yourself, FOR YOURSELF. Exercise, eat healthy and sleep well. Dress well and SMELL GOOD, watch people treat you better simply because of how you present yourself. The better you look the more confident you are and the more their hormones take control of their brain.

3. Be SMART. Sell ‘your’ personality, be funny and be happy, women can’t do either. Be logical, do not get emotional with a woman because you will get manipulated and lose. Push their buttons, cross their lines, make them emotional and then, if you need to, pretend you’re sorry about it, kiss and make up.

4. Already be getting pussy. The more women you’re fucking, the more women want to fuck you.

5. Money and social status. Men love you for who you are, women love you for what you can do for them.

Marriage is for cucks. You want to fuck women, not date them.
DO NOT treat them as equal, they don’t want you to, they are not equal.

For more entertaining info:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT4_YEC_ic

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>>728781462
>>728781494
You can spam false statistics all you want, doesn't take away from the fact that all of us on /b/ are gullible dipshits with no life goals or skills.
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>>728774824
This
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>>728770524
This right here is the way to go for long teem too. Just remember to use ur head, these are general guidelines. You dont have to implement them all at once. Find the right combo and measurement for each giirl, its different.
Source: thats how i got from being ignored by chicks , to dating, and then dating up, and eventually settling down with a 8/10 PhD student i call now my wife (I have no formal academic education, java developer here)
Copy and paste these guidelines to your phone. Repeat so it vecomes ur second nature. But dont overdue it, always use ur head.
Goodluck anons.
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>>728781641
Besides the point. Also losers are more attractive anyway. Ask any drug dealer
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>>728781225
I mean, it depends. If she has to make one quick call or a couple texts or whatever, that's cool. If she has it on the table the whole time and is paying more attention to it than you, then yeah, bail.
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>>728781641
>false statistics
u wot mate
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This stuff 100% works.
In my experience, you can take or leave some of the parts you don't like, but by FAR the points to take away are how important confidence is and how women want attention and are attracted to status.
You don't have to be an outright douche but you do have to stop kissing their ass. The "ignore" parts start to come naturally after awhile, and the three date minimum thing isn't a hardfast rule (but helps if you just love sticking to rules).

It's also a good list for avoiding friendzone situations. It doesn't mean every woman you meet is going to want to fuck you, but it does mean you have a legitimate shot at pretty much anyone. And part of the whole overall point is that there are soo many out there, no reason to get hung up on one in particular.

This is a very good thread and I wish all of you luck. Remember: confidence, even if you have to fake it. You will eventually trick yourself anyhow.
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>>728781043
>Has saved me from having to pay for a couple abortions / child support.

Care to tell us your views on niggers?
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>>728770706

Just because it's it's on PUA videos doesn't mean it's "stupid shit", if you think most of the stuff he said it's stupid shit, you're kind of guy who posts on IG/FB threads, is one of 5 orbiters of some slut who hates you guts but keeps you around to use an emotional kleenex, and still hopes the "right one" is somewhere waiting to heal your bruised bleeding heart.
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>>728782697
Bump
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>>728781930
Thanks man, appreciate the positive feedback

>>728782796
lol tru tru
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>>728781707
Thanks for the positive feedback.

That's a good point about being flexible, I didn't mention that.
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