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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester

Three trips and we ride to Damascus.
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>>728762965
Fail
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Pope get
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Removal of kebab will commence
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>>728762965
Sign me up
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this seems a worthy cause
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God give me strength
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I'm here !
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one day you will be sat down and they will say, we know everything about you.. we know you rolled in that crusade thread on 4chan... your id number was...
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Kill the Muslims
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Praise Allah
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Im not filth
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rolllllll
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>>728763470
>>728763530
Hung by balls until dead.
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Pope checking in.

Sup bitches.
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>>728762965
Roll
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>>728762965
Ready to purge
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>>728762965
It's time to tomahawk missile some ass and chew bubblebum.

And I'm alllll outta bum!
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Pope roll
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>>728762965
rollin
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Meh. Deus vult, I guess.
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Let's spread some freedom and democracy!!

Damascus we come to liberate the shit outta you!!

'MURICAAhhh!!!
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Remove kebab.
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>>728762965
POOOOOOPE
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Allo Allo.

BRIT FAG HERE.

LET'S KICK SOME BUTTOCKS, CHAPS!
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>>728762965
Let's see...
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>>728762965
I was a captain last time lets see if I get a promotion.
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>>728762965
I'm a muslim, but rolling anyway
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Did someone say.. F..... Fr...... FREEDOMMMMM?!!!!
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Knight get
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>>728762965
Sign me up
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I dream of being a pleb sometimes... like just being there, doing nothing, eating bread and shit while enjoying the scene of gladiators fighting, slaves dying and women being not equal...
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knight
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>>728764773
almost
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Red 5, standing by.
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I'm here for the memes...

Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling
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STOP... DROP... SHUT EM DOWN N OPEN UP SHOP.
OOHHHH
NOOOOO
THAT'S HOW THE CRUSADERS ROLL!!
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>>728764490
Skinned alive then forced to his own skin.
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>>728762965
Rool for fool
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>>728762965
deus vult
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Rollerino
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Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrussalemmmmm!!!!
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rolle
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>>728762965
DEUS VULT
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>>728762965
Deus vult
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Im ready boys
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>>728762965
roll
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DEUS VULT!
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Ermm..

Hey guys...
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>>728762965
Rawl
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We need that holy land
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>>728762965
its pointless unless there's an enemy /b/ro.. L2 4chan post >>728762965
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>>728765399
Nice dubs
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>>728762965
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>>728765444
We are closer and closer
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>>728765444
The crusade is near.
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Oh yeah. Here we go.
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>>728762965
rollolol
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>>728762965
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>>728762965
We better go for Constantinenople first
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role
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>>728762965
Deus Vult
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Trips?
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>>728765695
Thank you for telling me it was an 8th crusade twice. I really needed that.
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Rolling
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/roll
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deus vult
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>>728762965

i'm in
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>>728762965
alea iacta est!
lets reclaim constantinople and the hagia sophia!!!!
DEUS VULT!!!
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>>728762965
DEUS VULT!
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hail me, the knight
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Second trips get.
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>>728765080
Simple beheading

>>728765130
Raped to death by traps

>>728765260
Random arrow shot in the air by kid lands perfectly, killing you instantly.

>>728765430
Death by rabid dog bite

>>728765480
Raped to death by OP
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>>728766007
Nice dubs
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start the crusade
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Deus Vult motherfuckers.
Acre will be retaken
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hail satan
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>>728766199
Allah is great
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>>728766450
Bitten by plague infested flea while on board a ship to Alexandria.
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So when are we starting this bitch?
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>>728766560
Stoned for looking at a woman's ankle
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I always wanted to ride to Damascus
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>>728766560
Nailed to the front of the ship till you rot and pecked to death by the seagulls
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THIS IS NOW AN ISIS THREAD

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
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ISIS HAS INFILTRATE YOUR THREAD.

ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>728762965
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>>728766846
>(converts to Christianity internally)
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>>728762965
Rollble
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Allan's Snackbar
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Is it a bird?
Is it a crashed plane?
No... It's Super-imam

Allahu Akbar
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Coat your swords with pork fat, Christians.
Heaven is your eternal reward!
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>>728762965
Roll out
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>>728767128
Insh'Allah he will kill many kuffar, my friend.

Allah akbar
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>>728767229
لا شيء يعيش. الله أكبر
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>>728762965
Deus vult!
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>DEUS VULT
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>>728767322
>>728767128
>>728767034
>>728766931
>>728766846
Load the pigs into the catapults, boys. There's a lot of Saracens today!
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Witness thy digits
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>>728767864
لا شيء يعيش. الله أكبر
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AllllllllaaaAhhhhhhh Akbarrr

لا شيء يعيش. الله أكبر
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im the pope bitches
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>>728768110
Post is legit. Can confirm

edition.cnn.com/olympushasfallen-trumpsendsnastytweet

Shit getting real.
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deus vult
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Roll for Deus Vult
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>>728762965
rollus vult
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I think the Jews are alright cause Christ was a Jew, but the Saracens have gone too far.
DEUS VULT!
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>>728762965
Roll for muslim killstreak
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ave maria
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Rolls for knight
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>>728762965
DEUS VULT
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roll
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>>728762965
Forty dollarydoos
>DEUS VULT
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>>728762965
Wondering wita sword
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>>728769553
>>728769556
So close to being knightly as fuck.
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Give me infantry!
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>>728762965
Deus Vult, Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!!
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>>728763500
What does 00 mean!!!
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>>728762965
Deus vult.
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I offer my services as a knight of the realm
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>>728762965
rolling for knight
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>>728769793
Saladin.
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Deus Vult Infidel
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Rolling for pope.
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>>728762965
yh boiii
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DEUS VULT
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>>728762965
Rolling!
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>>728762965
heard you /b/ tards are clever and mean little shits and im up for some punishment.
Roast me, do your worst fags
(469) 360-2443
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>>728762965
Rawllin my lord
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lets kill these dune coons
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Rollin for DEUS VULT!
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Thou shall all cut off one testicle here by royal decree
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>>728762965
Deus Vult
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Shakk
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>>728762965
LETS GO
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CALLING QUADS
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>>728762965
deus...?
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>>728772938
...vult!
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Pope me
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I'M A KNIGHT
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>>728773556
oi m8 wat the fuck too much
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Roll for my own roman catapult
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>>728762965
DEud SOULT
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Reportin' for duty
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>>728762965
DEUS VULT
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Fuck it. I could watch some Muslims die.
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Yabadabadoo
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Get ready to lick my pope boots, fags
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Motorolla
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>>728774566
ayy
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>>728762965
rollor
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>>728762965
Deus Vult!
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>>728762965

captain
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>>728762965
Roll
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>>728762965
Rawlin
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roll for damascus
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Deus Vult!
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come brothers
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Slay the infidels
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popes
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>>728762965
DEUS VULT
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>>728762965
Remove
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>>728762965
rolleth
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FOR GLORY
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>>728762965
Deus vult
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>>728762965
Royal as fuck
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>>728762965
What about quints?
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>>728762965
I've been blessed before and I hope to be blessed again, praise to Kek
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