How come all guys go bananas over boobs? They're just

Because God made me like this

>>728760565
You have to be over 18 to be here.

>>728760565
Because tits are amazing

>>728760565
are you serious? boobs and a pretty face are the best

paizuri

>>728760565
A pussy is just a piece of skin wrapped in a pocket

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riddle me this OP, why is anyone actually attracted to each other? statistically, love will fail and we'll all be alone. attraction is a biological safeguard against logic/being overly choosy, otherwise we wouldn't be sustained as a race. the good news is, i fucking love boobs/thighs/asses/hair/pretty faces so i can't be too mad at god.

>>728760565
It's mostly because girls hide them and they care of them, it's thing that you go to greater extent to share with this one guy.

Random boobs that everyone can have aren't as interesting.

They look good tough.

Because straight men like big tits you fucking cuck fag.

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>>728760565
Because they're soft, warm, round, squishy, life-giving, and they have a little deedle-dee to play around with

What's not to like?

>>728760565
Big breasts means more milk for offspring which means greater chance of survival. Guys see large breasts, we think "She'll make a good mate" and then our pee pees get big and we seee beeewwwbs and we put peepee in and go "ugh ugh uhg guh ugh guh" xP

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>>728761233
what about people that like small boobs then

>>728760565
Because they are 2 sacks of fat.

>>728761304
Nips are still fun.

>>728760769
Found the autist.

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>>728761437
fu breh xD

>>728760565
Girls go bananas for boobs too.But they get to touch them whenever they want. Whether it's their own boobs or someone else's. They get a free titty touching pass and guys have to work extra hard just to get a little, so they appreciate them more.

>>728760565
Why do you go bananas over cock?

>>728761304
Same thing. There's just less to play with.

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>>728761304

Fetishes exist

>>728761233
EX DEE!!

>>728760565
Studies show that guys who like big titties are lower income.

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>>728761502

Like this, you mean?

>>728761696
why does everyone hate xD on 4chan, i don't understand it... it's just an emoticon??

I have big titties

>>728760565
fags say sacks of fat Straight men call them gifts from The lord Jesus Christ himself.

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>>728761875
post em

>>728761875
God bless you.

>>728761961
Studies show that people lie in the internet.

>>728761233
except the size of boobs doesn't determine how much milk they produce.

Because big bewbs are better than small bewbs.

>>728761776

Might be true. I love big tits and I'm poor af

Why do people find faces attractive? Faces are made of skin and all outer skin is dead, so you're just falling in love with dead cells

>>728762234
my dad has quite a lot of money and likes girls with big boobs.. although he also told me it might be a good idea to date an asian girl because they don't go to shit after having kids

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But they do when they're old.

>>728760565
Aren't we all just sacks of fat?

>>728760565
spoken like a true autist

>>728760565
I love the way they feel on my chest when my wife is fucking me, she has natural DD's. They also fill my hand up when I'm fucking her doggy style and they are hanging and swinging

>>728762425
found the american

>>728762399
most women past 60 aren't graceful with their aging anyways

>>728760565
I can stick my dick between them and fuck em

>>728761808
Kill yourself.

because they bounce when you have the sexs and you can suck on them and slap them with your hand and squeeze them and they look good

>>728761808
xD omg ikr, youre so funny, wanna hang out, ill ttyl


go back to 2009

>>728760565
Billions of years of evolving from lower life forms, to protohumans to modern humans, that is how straight men are wired. That's why. Not all guys go bananas over boobs but liking them is a factor in attraction.

>>728760565
better question: why are straight guys so autistic about women in general?

>>728762496
Right, forgot jokes are just for Americans.

>>728762130
This is true. But even small breasts get noticeably bigger whilst lactating. Hence there could be an underlying association between large breasts/assumed lactation/percieved fertility, etc, blah blah.

Tl;dr a full chest is more attractive than a flat one, for reasons.

P.S. There's a lot to be said for super firm, gravity defying, small Asian tits however. I dig without justification.

>>728762979
omg my bffl jill
>only 90s kids will get this

Large mammary glands indicate fertility, ability to feed the young.

It's Biology, nothing mysterious about it.

>>728763584
ok joke is old now, time to kill myself for breaking the lurkers vow

>>728761233
tard

>>728760565
her head is far too small for her body

>>728764511
No. Her body is far too large for her body. There's a LOT of meat on dem bones.