Civ thread, here's the rules: Dubs decided what happens

>>728737846
bump

>>728737846
Arabians start a goat farm in the forest.

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>>728738029
no dubs but okay

Transferring these dubs >>728737988

to this failed attempt at dubs >>728738029

Arabs begin researching goat fucking

Village chops down a small path to the river, gets a constant source of fresh water now.

>>728738410
The gold mine is overrun by horny dwarves that want some goat. It is their quest, to find the goats, and do what feels right.

>>728738410
The brown city make an outpost on the island to control trade

>>728738410
The villagers suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

>>728738751
reroll

>>728738786
Roll

>>728738786
Rerolling

>>728738786
Come on lets go

>>728738786
Op we want this

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>>728738644

>>728738410
The huns arive from the east and destroys the eastern city

>>728738786
Fuckin go!

>>728738786
How would something like this be portrayed in a game like Civilization?

>>728738948
roll

>>728739000
Trips!!!

>>728739000
well, there it is...

>>728738947
The villagers suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

>>728738947
Nigger army invades from west

>>728739089
We want this now OP

>>728739128
We have this >>728739000

>>728739098
Are rerolls allowed? reroll

Gray town begins building walls on the north side of the valley

>>728737846
59 warhawk missles reign upon the women and children in the city with the bridge

>>728739000
Op lets go come

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Finally got it haha

Trump builds a wall

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>>728739018
Like this.

Yes ive requested it in previous civilization threads

>>728738947
A new tribe comes in through the river from the south. They settle on the island.

>>728739352
reroll

>>728739350
One of the villagers uses the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and has the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnates them with a retarded human shit baby

>>728739177
>>728739098
>>728739350
op please let the niggers steal the shit log

>>728739501
Rolling

the rivers turn into pure semen and everyone must drink from it to survive.

>>728739350
After this thread is complete. I'll transcribe it all into an easy and legible form with the pictures to follow alongside it.

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>>728739177
yes they are

>>728739501
Come on we need this

>>728739408
Roll

>>728739501
Op we demand this to occur

>>728739391
was that the quality of the thread as the game was being played? If so, then wow!

>>728739501
Gotta roll

>>728739501
We all want it

>>728739177
hell yeah got this shit.
and rolling for trumps wall to stop the niggers

>>728739501
OP here, I also want this to happen, but the dubs have not spoken.

>>728739501
Can we just have this already?

>>728739606
>>728739650
>>728739682
>>728739731
same person probably

>>728738693
Re-roll

>>728739501
Double roll

>>728739501
Rollzing for this

>>728739501
Rolls for this.
Come on op

>>728739350
Out of nowhere appears a wild faggit rampaging through the country right side of river roll a dice, whichever way the 1 faces is where he goes
If 1 or 6, ROLL AGAIN DICK

>>728739501
Keep rolling

Jews sneak in from the north, claim "holy land" around gold mine. So fucking convenient.

>>728739501
Dubs now!

>>728739914
this

>>728738693
A continuous roll.

>>728739587
The brown city sends an airstrike on the arabs in the forest

>>728739914
Rerolll

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>>728739501
By the powers invested in andy sixxs warm log, i hereby proclaim this post dubs

>>728739966
double dubs

>>728739501
Need this. We need it

>>728739267
Underrated refilling

>>728739914
That's perfection, hah!

>>728740077
WINRAR

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Okay shit baby is here.

>>728740215
you missed the jew

>>728739501
Not a single dub
>rofl copter comes in and blows up goat brothel

civ discord
https://discord.gg/rRrShUH

>>728740215
niggers steal shit baby
Raise him in goat fucking forest village

Army of niggers set up camp and do raids along the mountain people village and spread their aids and ebola

>>728740363
Give me dubs Jesus

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>>728740215
One of the villagers licks the retarded human shit baby's ass crack like this

>>728739966
Jews op

>>728740363
I back this up.

and I re-roll for this >>728738693

>>728740432
Rollin. This i gotta see

>>728740427
Baby jesus nigger please

>>728740432
Wtf? Thats fucked up.
Rolling

>>728740423
reroll

>>728740432
Rawlzing

Shit baby becomes the niggers' god and a religion is formed around shit baby. But goat fuckers steal the niggers' shit baby god for their own purposes, starting war between goat fuckers and niggers...

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Here's the jews.

Feel free to name the villages with dubs by the way

>>728740432
Rolling

>>728740423
re re roll

>>728740215
>>728740488
Jesus likes niggers op

>>728740423
re re re roll

>>728740488
>>728740363

>>728740423
re re re re roll

>>728740423
i got plans for my nigger army back off

>>728740432
Still rolling

>>728740814
I say the nigger army turns around and destroys its creator

>>728740432
Do dubs speak?

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Baby Jesus nigger

>>728740432
Dubs no to roll

>>728740594
A tribe of vikings settle on the island

>>728740432
Rooooll

>>728740997
Reroll

>>728740961
Shit baby and baby jesus nigger fight?

>>728740432
Gotta reroll

>>728740432
Gotta get this to go

The people of nigger jesus baby and shitbaby break out over who is the superior baby.

>>728740432
Leta gooooo

A nigger nukes everyone with KFC

the Forrest villagers invade the valley and holy land on their viking ships for women and gold

>>728740432
Go go go

>>728741204
Reroll

>>728741222
WINRARRR

>>728741204
Roll

The niggers over populate the island and then work on conquering the rest of the world

>>728741033
Winrar

jews become christians

>>728741217
reroll

>>728741222
WINRAR
LETS GO OP
DELIVER

>>728741506
Massive deforestation occurs

>>728740961
Dammit OP the niggers were supposed to steal the shit baby, but I guess a nigger is the same thing
Also roll for goat fuckers to invade northern city

>>728741217
rereroll

Goat fucking institution gets jealous they have no autistic baby, therefore killing the nigger baby, waging war.

Valley gets a gay plague. It works just like a normal plague but it turns the gay and depopulated over a long time.

>>728741577
WINRAR

>>728741591
reroll for sand coon invasion

>>728741506
The eastern city develops tomahawk missles and destroys the goat farm of the arabians

>>728741506
Vikings sail down to the city in the valley, pillage it and steal their women

>>728741641
A war needs to occur. Let this be how.

>>728741217
bowl

>>728741506
Gonna re-do the villager licking shit baby's ass crack, i got lazy.

>>728741707
I still want this.

>>728741718
reroll

>>728741707
^this

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>>728741757

>>728741748
Nigger jesus smites vikings

>>728741718
rolling

>>728741866
rar.win

the water levels rise drastically

Those valley coons are living too comfortably
roll for avalanche wiping out western half of town

Sea People invade goat fuckers and turn the goats into highly intelligent goat-robot cyborgs.

>>728742038
roll

>>728741895
forest people emerge from deforestation

>>728742206
roll

>>728742038
This
valley niggers btfo

the Arabs blame the valley for the tomohawk missiles and attack them on their goats

>>728742206
roll

>>728742124
roll

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The degenerate goat fucker farm is no more.

>>728742038
Roll God's will be done

jews steal nigger jesus baby as their new messiah

>>728742038
Roll
Praise Kek

>>728742347
fire burns down forest

valley village is destroyed by arabs

>>728742124
This but for the jews, making jew cyborgs

>>728737846
An asteroid wipes out all life

Valley niggers give birth to anti christ

Everyone gets AIDS

>>728742038
roll for coon's demise
Black baby jesus wills it

>>728742433
winrar.

Tank battle between arabians and eastern city. big boom. many die. lots of blood.

A man in the eastern village goes on 4chan and starts up a civ game

>>728742639
roll

Everyone dies

>>728742670
nigger tribe kills andy sixx, stealing his precious shit log for their own

River dries out for valley niggers, forcing them to migrate to where forest niggers are, starting war.

>>728742796
reroll

nigger jesus creates flood to destroy valley

They have a giant orgy and all die of AIDS

>>728742888
winrar

They all die

island vikings create ships to invade niggers.

>>728742888
God bless the niggers

>>728743050
>>728742778
>>728742619
>trying this hard to ruin a good thread

Baby coon uses power of god to turn himself to bread

Valley is kill

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>>728743197
OOPS forgot pic

>>728743055
dwarfish vikings invade holy land

>>728737846
Anyone who hasn't fucked an eggplant before dies

>>728743055
winner

>>728737846
The water turns into broccoli

North Korea invades

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The Vikings invade...

>>728743584

Vikings win.

bill nye the science guy uses chemistry to destroy holy land BUT save the gold for himself

>>728743584
anti christ is born to jews

>>728743638
reroll

>>728743584
without the protection of nigger baby jesus, the niggers all die off and the jews adopt him as their new messiah

>>728743695
>>728743695
roll

>>728737846
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>728743055
>>728743408

island vikings use the wood from the raided village to build better weapons and armor

THE JEWS ARE NEXT
WE WANT THAT GOLD.

>>728743767
RE ROLL.
FIRST WE KILL THE SHITTERS BY THE SHORE

>>728743767
>>728743638
>>728743711
The jews are gone

>>728743584
Contaminate the water, obvs

>>728743836
rolling

vikings raid the village to the north.

>>728743982
reroll

>>728744016
must raid everything
VIKINGS UNITE

Shrek puts down the forest fire and settles down to live there.

>>728744063
ROLLAGAIN.

the nigs all piss in the river, polluting it

Trump dropes nukes on the whle map.
Game Over.

>>728744153
Reroll

>>728744255
Hmm okay, gonna need a little more support to have this one. Is the game over /b/?

nuke

>>728744255
rip
but what will become of the irradiated wasteland?

>>728744255
Kek.

>>728744255
>>728744328
welp

>>728744333
trips declares the game must go on post-nuke

>>728744333
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>728744333
hulk smash

mole people rise from the radiated wasteland

>>728744333
zombie vikings take over in the south.

>>728744333
Nuke the fuckers AGAIN

Elves build a city on the small isle and call it "my asshole"

>>728744511
yes, zombie vikings!!!!

Nuke Thread successful!

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Everyone is nuked. But Bill Nye, nigger baby jesus, vikings and those villagers that feasted on the shit log survive.

>>728744740
Now The 100 came from the sky.

the jews were the only ones prepared for the nuke, having built bunkers for their gold long in advance.

Unfortunately, they only built them the minimum possible size that would store their gold because they were too cheap to build it bigger.

Jesus survives because duh hes jesus.

Everyone else should be decided by roll

>>728744810

>>728744844
Shite.

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Zombie Vikings arise. Will their surviving brethren be able to stop them?

the vikings construct a massive statue of op sucking cocks and name it their new lord, Ånönstyr.

>>728745030
ZOMBIES VIKINGS KILL AND CONVERT REGULAR VIKINGS

>>728745157
REROLL

>>728744810
>>728744844

No, but I will allow you to choose something else. The 100 sucks ass.

>>728745131
roll

>>728745241
Remaining Vikings storm the gold mine.

>>728745241
Ok then, the jews crack open their vault and offer to invest in the zombie vikings' future raids

>>728745131
reroll

>>728745131
rolll

rolerino

>>728745131

roll = >>728745131

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Zombie Vikings have financial support, and regular Vikings have the gold mine.

>>728745197
THIS

>>728745756
WHO ARE THOSE NIGGERS TO THE LFT OF US?? TAKE EM OUT ZOMBIE VIKINGS

>>728745859
REROLL

the jews offer the nigs a job, causing their heads to explode

Mutated Animal Army arise in the forest remains.

race of giants emerge from nuke radioactivity

>>728746028
re

BABy Jesus gets older, starts own society.

>>728745926
if i get dubs and even this

if i get dubs and odd this
>>728745131

Bomb shelter politicians arrive from the South and create a settlement below the forked river

The british come down from the north and build a mighty castle in the valley

>>728746115
re

>>728746132
reroll

>>728746182
no they dont they teeth smell

>>728746153
Roll
Nice gets boys

>>728746153
bsp for short

Jesus gets older, and owns Valley with new people.

>>728746153
>>728746253
>Reroll my own posts
>Exactly 100 later
This count op?

Giant Obelisk fell from the sky to the Valley

>>728745756
Log people become mutated shit men and war with the zombie vikings.

Vikings using the gold mine start to build new city cales "Asgard"

>>728746534
reroll

radiated water causes a new fish-based mutant species to form and make a village to the east of the zombie vikings under the valley

The undead rise in the forest.

>>728746661
roll

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>>728746661
Nearly quads so i'll deliver.

>>728746534
reroll 2

>>728737846
1,000 Nigger warriors come out of forest looking for Jordans and attack.

Begun, the clone wars have

Zombie Vikings make armors and weaponos from gold with enchancment.

>>728747232
reroll

Zombie Vikings Attack Aqua warriors for terrain.

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>>728747933
Did not expect a winrar.

Regular Vikings Crate Asgard

Zombie Vikings Start El Dorado

Baby Jesus gets older, and starts his own movement.

>>728746518
reroll

Reroll
Dubs 11-33>>728748310
Dubs 44-66>>728748464
Dubs 77-00>>728748578

Log ppl use it to build the City of Oz

Aqua warriors retreat to the city of atlantis (iddle of the map, underwater)

Vikings build a 1000ft stone statue of my penis

Dubs 00-33>>728748854
Dubs 44-66>>728749015
Dubs 77-99>>728748578

Well, F, always off by 1
Giant storm starts, as the aqua warriors retreat to atlantis.

Fallschrimjagers drop in from the east

>>728749178
reroll

>>728749393
Reroll

>>728749178
reroll 2

>>728749904
Log people build great city of Oz from that one log.
Vikings create Asgard.

All right, fuck it NUKE ON ALL AREAS.
GG

>>728750260
rerol

>>728750260
reroll 2

>>728750260
let's end this

>>728750260
:F

Last try,
Nuke GG

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Well, it's been fun guys...

If trips its actually just bob ross

>>728750924
Thx, same