ITT: Oldfags prove they are old by telling us stories about

/b/ didn't have captcha and the spam was intense

i was here when moot was around

DSFARGEG

longcat was long

Andy Sixx's log of shit.
Nuf said.

>>728736937
There once were entire threads of discourse about how joking about being pedos and other shit would only invite people who didn't think we were joking

>>728736937
Brushy, 2spooky4me, walk the dinosaur, cp

Alien picture
Ban me

do you guys remember that meme that went 'lol shit nopple-'

Just don't say candlejack. If you say His name he wi

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>>728736937
I hate niggers.

>>728736937
>LARPing: The Thread

>>728736937
When OP used to say inb4, it meant something. Nowadays you youngsters just shit all over everything.

Haha you guys remember when everyone was afraid of saying "Candlejack" for some r

Puddi puddi!

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!

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>>728736937

I bought this album when it was *new*.

Came with the paper Love Gun and everything..

Good times..

marblecake

>>728739734
hahaha faggot! Candlejack has claimed another vict

What about candlejack? I haven't heard that name in ye-

Whatdup, 25 here, remember the place in 2008. Back when mudkips habbo and shit lived on. Place is garbage now. Always been though. godbless u 16 year old shits

I remember snacks and moots faggotry

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That fucking postcard stand was truly hilarious...

>>728739812
Wrong kind of oldfag you newfaggerino

When The Who were touring behind the "It's Hard" album a friend and I camped out at the record store to buy tickets as soon as they went on sale at midnight.

They were eleven dollars each.

>>728739268
Good thing that never happene-

Oh shit

>>728739812

should'nt u be on a train hobby forum or something

I joined anonymous shortly after the death of Ramses II

>>728740121
Oooo imma go play civ now.

>>728737382
who the fuck is moot?

>>728740251
Some google exec now. I think he used to post on 4chan though

I remember when calling someone a troll wasn't cringey.

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>>728736937
We use to do real raids.
Not raids that make profit for others.
Habbo was not real, it was Mods increasing traffic.
Twitter raids are always the Streamer or their friends looking for clicks.
We did shit like flooding Tumblr with gore.
We did shit like flooding GoGaia's forms.
We did shit like 20 people running around Second Life urinating on other players.
We did shit like BlogTalkRadio where you derail the show.
We did shit like shoes on head to camsluts.
We did shit like show plants to psychics.
We did shit in unison, like a legion, for the lulz.

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Some men just wanted to suck your cock

remember andy sixx's log of shit? shits funny as fuck
no pun intended xD

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>>728740357
Wow, Google huh? He must've been a smart anon, and definitely couldn't have been a massive fucking faggot traitor cucklord.

>>728736937
Back when the su*geon was here.

>>728740357
He was the god damn creator of 4chan

I remember when using rage comics was usual in here

>>728740470
Nice shitty English, retard. You learn that in elementary school?

>>728740470
i remember raiding facebook memorial pages back when you could make fake accounts with little to no effort.

we'd photoship the victim into porn and share it in albums of memories.

that was.. 2010 or so, maybe 2009. nothing glorious but it happened on a daily basis. i think there was a raid board too but i didn't browse when that shit was around.

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

I remember when boarding a plane was easy

>>728740357
kek you're a fucking newfag.

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>>728740766
:^)

>>728740648
No shit Sherlock

Anyone remember the Royal Wedding?

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We wanted to fuck this grill, i mean, we still do, but

>>728740977
>>728740744
samefag
>dubs
nice scripts nigger

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>>728740766
I only did a few of the facebook raids, they weren't too appealing to me. I tended to hit the paltalk or other chatroom raids or blogtalk radio. Plus then there was this wonderful show.

>>728736937
idk, shit. no bananas everywhere, that was good
mostly just people getting banned for life "because lol" or because they said the mods were asleep and then got banned because "i saw that"
also cpw. oldfags know what that is

>>728740902
>>728740648
Fucking newfags don't even know what bait is. I'm just gonna do a fucking 360 and walk away from this site full of retards

>>728741150
kek you can't take a joke.

>>728741127
mods alseep yo

>>728741150
kek u mad bro?

I'm 12 and what is this?

>>728741374
>I'm 12 and what is this?

Tell me someone else knows that one.

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>>728738441

On any given night you could lurk for an hour and be guaranteed to see a thread that either contained CP or else had a suggestive picture containing the text of a url-shortened link. Type the URL into your browser, after taking appropriate privacy and malware precautions, and you'd find yourself in a maze of questionable porn sites, some of which, many links deep, would contain a bit of CP among the thousands of money-generating, probably-dubious, file-hosting and ad-supported url shortener links.

>>728741449
When you get it...you shit bricks

The Game, You all just lost it

The Desu Dollar.

I likely have it somewhere, but not going to bother digging it up.

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>>728741112
I miss Canvas also.

>>728741509
STFU, moms gonna bust me if she knows what I got off Kazza and Limewire

>>728741595
meanie face

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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>728741150
I think you mean 180.

Anyways there used to be threads with sink pictures for some reason.

>>728739936
i remember watching it for minutes just hoping for someone to knock it

>>728741726
Please tell me you baited 180.

Nowa days the mods don't sleep enough for sinks.

>>728740470
i remember the gogaia, thats when queen boxxy was born and queen cracky vanished into oblivion

>>728741924
nothing personnel kid ;)

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I miss when you people were less lazy and more than one person would join in on some fun of making original content. Even if it was stupid it was always fun.
Now everyone sits around wanting to be entertained.

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I remember when this guy was a meme

>>728741924
Fuck yeah Sonichu

>>728742028
never anon. never.

>>728742028
Slow clap*

>>728741849
Yeah the gaia wars had an everlasting affect on both sites. It also ushered in a whole new generation of kids to the site. Which amusingly led to the scientology raid, which wasn't really anon. It was trolling the newfags who had begun claiming to be anons.

>>728736937
>ITT newfags copypaste 'know your meme' articles

back when captcha stopped slowpoke.

>>728742260
>ITT other newfags out the pasta newfags to try to not look like newfags

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>>728742011
Those late nights where you came across a random template thread and spent the night creating stupid ass images with a bunch of people.

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>>728742260

I remember watching the first power rangers movie in theaters

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>>728742463
Then everyone would begin taking it too far.

I remember when OP was not a faggot

25¢ gas

>>728742673
lies.

>>728736937
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

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I herd u guise leik mudkipz!

>>728742071
u fokn wot

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>>728742607
I still remember us all in chat fucking with Charlie while he was on his cocaine fueled trip to becoming a Warlock.

>>728736937
/b/ was never good

>>728742444
I am a newfag though, I'm so new I banana post

>>728740251
Not sure if bad bait or just a fucktard

I remember when niggers had awesome resistance to the sun and women dressed like watermelon to attract them.

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When the first images of Joker came out online and we spent several threads making dumbass pictures like this all night.

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>>728743157
I really wish I had saved all of these.

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>>728743151
Kek

>>728739722
It used to be inappropriate for OP to say inb4. That response was for the first couple of poster when OP was a faggot and asked a question or had a request with an obvious answer. They used to say OP should not inb4

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Or when we tried to convince the media but only got a couple blogs and forums like GoGaia to believe Hedger hadn't died but actually woke up in a drug induced coma and none of the fuckers recognized the images we were using were from Beetlejuice.

>>728736937
/b/ was never good

>>728738441
jej
shit was so cash

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>>728742937
Did he say anything about it being good?

>>728740569
So sad

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Time to go for a ride!

When 4chan was still unknown and we pulled shit like this off ... I was late for work that morning because I stayed up too late.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/s6u2m/4chan_just_trolled_faux_news_reports_shooter_in/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaixN57ffQI

Gorilla Porn Afficando Jimmy Russles shot a cop in Modesto, CA.
Fucking fox printed the damn thread too.

When op actually delivered

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I remember this guy

>>728740470
fuckin word.

>>728736937
I went on 4chan one day, that day was in 2007

Remember Warhammer Wednesdays? That was awful, I'm glad we got /tg/.

>>728743589
the only thing the OP "should not" is "be a faggot"

>>728740569
Too soon...

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When this shit was all over /b/

>>728743689
wow way to be a newfag, newfag

>>728743860
The time /b/ pushed a man to cannibalism.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/man-denied-bail-after-dismembered-body-parts-found-in-home/

I used to have money and friends and purpose in being.

Its all gone now.

4Chan has wasted my life.

Damn you, 4Chan.

Scrubs put it in all the fields, back when we allowed people to be too shit to hate a thread properly.

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G-Mask. Those used to be allowed. Some where more of the challenge between anons. It would turn out to be a dissapointing saggy tit MILF. I have a picture of the instructions but id rather post this precurserto Rick Roll. Pedos used G-Mask and ruined the challenge of decoding threads.

>>728744290
They edited the articles! I'm not seeing the reference to his Warrior's blogtalkradio show that was removed. Ha ha that sucks.

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>>728744246
na, you just need to learn to read

I member when people besides OP posted OC.
Shit was so cash

In my day we would report what our Captcha was.

And it was words - not pictures.

In my day.

>>728744630
Those stories were fantastic

>>728740569
2 soon

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>>728744502
That's what happens when the place becomes too popular. Everyone begins coming here to be entertained by whatever outside influence told the about which lured them here. No one wants to put effort into anything, it has to be instant gratification or it's not worth it.

>>728739930

25 as well and same time. Battle toads was still a big thing I guess.

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I remember OP.
I remember.

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>>728739930
Habbo raids were fake. They were ran by mods increasing traffic. Everyone knows that nowadays except for newfags. Welcome, btw.

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>>728736937
Cancer

have you seen my frog.

Hopkin green frog.

>>728738441
fucking legendary

rip grenade guy

>>728744133
Every op is a faggot
newfag

>>728739268
MLP and rinse and repeat

N̶̢͈̜̗̹͖͍̱̞̦̬̖̬̼̺̮̭̆̈́ͬͪ̈͑̆ͬͩ͗̔̋͒͋ͮ̎͐͟͞ͅe̸̢̫͈̜̖̩̣͕̲͚͎͇͇̘̠̊̄̂ͩ̀̐͋̋ͤ͌͑͌ͦ̋̈͛̚ͅw̶̺͓̩͔͙̰̖̝̤̤̭̺͙̗̟̖͔̖͋͂ͪͣ͛̃̈́̑̓ͣ̑ͣ̔̓ͨ̀f̴̨̢̞̘̭̫̙̰̤̙̅̈́ͮ́͆̔́̔̇̅̌ͫ̑ͬͨa̧̱͙̫̖͖͎̘̞̹͚̭̞͙̽ͯ͋̆̀́ͅg̢͍̬͕ͧ̒ͤ̉͑̀̄͛̀͢ș͕̘̳̼̠̙̬͓͈͔̭̼͐͂̾͂͐ͤ̿̿ͫ͑͐͆̄͐͜͝ ̷̢͓̖̜̠̻̫̲̤̱̰̃ͧ̍̇̏́̍̒̿̏͑̅̒̃̚̚̕͞ç̶̛̜̖̺̙̤̲̙̻̼̗̖̪͉̘̜̥̖̋ͣ̎̍̓͊̏̎̽̇ͪ̃̔̿̆̀̎͘͜ȧ̧̧͙̳̲͓ͬ͆͌͛̾͐̔͑̈́ͩ̍͑̈̊͂̿n̸̨̡̨͎͇̥̣̝͍̘̳̮̗͓̩̗͓̊ͫ̐̿͠ͅ'̵̧̛̩̻͖̼͖͚̖̙͖̙͈͙̫̪͉̉́͐͋ͣ̎́ͅť̬̖̹̬̹̩̯̱̌̔ͭ͗̿́̊͗ͤ̏͌͐̚͝͡͝ ̵̸̪̲͖̦̦̘̣̄̏ͧ̋ͨͫͩͯ͆͒́͢͡m̨̯̗̭̖͙͎̼͍̪̭̺͚̝͍̪̞͚͍ͨͫ̉̿ͯͣ́͘͠e̵̷̡̛̲͍͎̠̼͇͉̩̩̖͔̽ͫ̈͐̃͌̔͗ͧ̐̐̒ͪ͡ͅs̛͔̙̭̲̝̺̮̬̪̞͔̤̙̞̩̘̬̔̄̓ͩ͑͌ͭ̈́̅̏̉̾ͪ́̈̏͆̅̀̚͘a̵̴̢͇͎͍̙͕̭͕̘̪̠̜ͮ̊ͪ̋̇̓ͤ̃̎ͦ̇́̈́̿̑ͧ̀ͬ͜͡ ̵͙̫̬̝̖̣͍͖̳̰͇̀͊͂̔̈͒ͧ͂ͣ̔ų̸̵̬͎͈̥̪͉̠͍̱͈̲̞ͨ͑ͨͫ͛̏͛͡p̸̵̨̻̗͔̗̬̥̮̩͉͍̉ͩ̀͋̈̀͟ ̷̴̦̻̺͕̼̪̮̞̗͈̭̦̜͓̰͚̦̩̃̎̑ͧ̈͡͠t̢̨̲̖̮͖̫̺̪͖̹͇͕͚̰̦̙͍̣ͦ̃ͫͨ̋̓̀͜͞e̡̥̗̤͎̤̘̜̻͉̹͇̹̤ͪ̅̎̔̀̽́͞ͅx̴̯̻͎̳̼̎̋̅́́̎͋̒ͬͩͭ̐̂̏ͨ̔̚͟t̸̡̛͖̟͙̦̻̻͙͙̤̻̜̗̦̮̦̊͂͑͆ͫͧ̚

>>728746156
it's called zalgo

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>>728746237
No shit

>>728736937
It was still shit, but at least it was less soul crushing

>>728736937
I remember those days in which people could smoke on board planes.

>>728745080
hail the queen

I remember when you could DESU the shit outta this board.

Just try it now and see what happens.

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There once was a time when /b/ was offline. It was around 2006, and I can't even remember the reason for that. My memories float between a problem with the server and moot being a faggot and blocking the board, but I'm not sure anymore.

Anyways, the fact remains that all the shitpost (which at the time was slower but more... criminal) went from /b/ to /a/.
Such chaos on their board led /a/ to demand action to restore /b/ ASAP, and it broke into the only board war I've ever seen. /b/ at their home, and /a/ raging nonstop about it. It only ended when /b/ came back online.

Shit was so cash.

>>728736937
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

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I've been here since the rock was cooking

>>728748571
I think this was even before they started with the candy-ass stuff... Damn.

>>728736937
>>728736937

I remember the days before OP had come out, when we all just suspected he was a fucking faggot but had no proof.

That all changed with your post of course.

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>>728748571
To know that we were here when John first appeared is SO CASH...

And a bit later, when the world was changed by linetrap telling everyone that she was a dude.

When moot used to post almost regularly and ban people because they got dubs in threads that said dubs would be banned.

I miss the raids, and how we made moot the person of the year in the Time Magazine.

I love how we created rick rolling, and how, even years later, we watched Gangnam Style when it had about 10 thousand views.

I miss the old days.

>>728748837
but could you smell it?

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I remember this. And the feels it brought with it.

My nemjef

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>>728749914

؜>>728736937
newfags can't reverse quote