Sup /b/? So I just finished beating my girlfriend for backtalking

>>728731081
Just have her tell him her boyfriend is scum. Then she won't have to lie.

Fess up to her boss that you beat her then kill yourselves you fucking miserable sack of shit

What about daddy issues?

She should tell him that she's practicing with the handgun she bought without your knowledge, and that she's almost ready...

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>>728731081

Just tell the boss that you beat her up, he might like it and beat her up too, everyones a winner

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>>728731328

Tell them that she got mugged, huge loads of sympathy

>>728731383
Thread

>>728731081
"oh she just took a reeducation class. hopefully it works this time. ya feel me?"

tried some new things in the bedroom

enrolled in boxing classes or something, softball, car crash, a nigger, etc

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>>728731213
proof /b/ is dying

Went out got into a bar fight with another chick

Or car accident.

Wrestling with you and hit her self on door knob

>>728731081
She got raped by a sand nigger which is why Overlord Trump needs to hurry with the eradication of the dune coon race.

85% of people are white knight fags

>>728731678
Bigger proof:
> b full of furries
> lolis
> rate or ugly dick
> trips decide something i won't do anyway

>>728731794
Wouldnt taco nigger make more sense?

>>728731081
op you should love her and protect her not beat her shame on you.
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>>728731678
/b/ is full of great people your just part of the problem.

>>728731943
Well yeah but she gave me some lip when I was trying my after work sixer. It wasnt like I hit her for not having dinner in the oven when I got home. Because she did.

>>728731081
Here's an excuse:
Tell her boss that you are an aggressive, abrasive, and abusive diabolically mutated animal poorly excused as a human being that has a niche of namely going after minor offenders of personal convenience and subjecting them to unspeakably cruel and harsh punishment. I would not shed a tear if your "girlfriend" were to actually have killed you. Do not treat others the way you don't want to be treated. If you are unable to learn this simple life lesson that normal human beings have learned for centuries, please consider ending yourself.

Why do you let you bitch leave the house and work? Mine is not allowed to go outside for any reason. Do you degrade yours after each beating? After I beat my wife, I use her as a urinal.

Have her tell him you drilled her poop chute tonight and she lunged forward trying to get away. Slammed her face right into the headboard. Goddamndest thing...

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>>728731081
what ever you do don't tell the truth.
she'll get fired if the boss thinks she's a backtalker.

>>728732511
Beer money. Bitch gonna ruin my six pack sesh she gonna pay for it.

tell him she joined this discord
https://discord.gg/paE5zBK

>>728732500
Eh, too long. Think ill beat my girlfriend instead of reading it

>>728732903
Man, get a Russian maik order bride. The family paid me money to take thier daughter and make her my slave.

>>728731081
You had a vietnam flashback and you had to fistfight a charging charlie. To cement it, make sure to tell the boss that she shouldnt have had jaundice if she didn't want this to happen

>>728731081
How about the simple approach..."I'm a loser, and I'm too afraid to just leave my girlfriend, so I hit her instead". There, don't you feel better now?

>>728731081
raped by a nigger

>>728732500
She aint smart enough to remember all that, im looking more for like a funny vacuuming mishap or something like that.

>>728733152
reroll

>>728733152
one more time

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>>728731081
you were playing a vr game, she's still clumsy and walked into your punches

>>728733152
she became a crip

>>728732079
That's the point.
"Great people" that fall for bait and can't have a joke properly

>>728733381
reroll

>>728733381
one more time

>>728732500
gay

was mugged after you raped her

>>728733582
reroll

>>728732500
I found the faggot from tumblr

>>728733582
one more time

her black lover knows she has a punishment fetish

>>728733857
reroll

>>728733195
My response all boils down to one sentence: Don't treat others the way you don't want to be treated. Do you think this is somehow a chapter book to her?

>>728733857
one last time

>>728733486
Says the person on a board that faps to traps

She's been abusing you! She attacked your knuckles with her face.

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>>728732500
>an aggressive, abrasive, and abusive diabolically mutated animal poorly excused as a human being
so, she should tell her boss that OP is a nigger?

That's crazy enough, it might just work

Accidently hit herself pulling weeds out of the garden.

punched by your cuckolder

>>728734096
reroll

>>728733958
Back to tumblr faggot.

>>728734096
one more time

>>728732941
Then you will turn her into a traumatized, trouble, soul-wrecked tumblr feminist who will add fuel to the missile bound to destroy sites like this.

raped then mugged then raped again then got hit by a car then raped again then got punched in the face by a nigger

>>728734204
>faggot
do you fap to traps? /b/ is obsessed with them.

>>728732500
You retarded nigger, you didn't even comma for half your redundant adjectives. Kill yourself, sensitive fuck

>>728734365
reroll

>>728733274
saved and kek'd

>>728734365
reroll again

>>728733658
And I found the true faggot from a trap thread

>>728732500
>If you are unable to learn this simple life lesson that normal human beings have learned for centuries, please consider ending yourself.
>What is war and why are you a retard

>>728734365
reroll another time

>>728734430
You don't even know me and you're already asking me to kill myself over minor grammar mistakes.

>>728734365
again just to be safe cuz this funny as hell

Fuck all the white knights and manginas.

If they knew anything, before mainstream Feminism, men were in fact in charge of keeping their bitches in check because if they didn't the man was responsible for her stupidity and wrong doings.

Here's the excuse. Tell her to look straight at her boss and say "Rule 1, you don't talk about it."

Who says there isn't a secret fight club for bitches, and if he/she doesn't believe her then she can say that person is a sexist for thinking women can't fight. Problem solved, keep on keeping your bitch on a tight lease and teach her the place in the relationship. Keep being you OP.

>>728731081
Your a fag Op

>>728732500
>im 14 and this is profound insight I need to share with /b/

Tell her boss she fucked up n head butted your fists. But since she's female and therefore function lynn retarded she hit your fists with he eye. Foolproof. It he doesn't like it he's a fuck and u can safely in ignore him

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something involving nigger(s)

>>728734365
come on trips on this reroll

Her boyfriend repeatedly beats her.

>>728734365
rerollarino

>>728734671
It wasn't a question, I'm telling you to kill yourself.

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>>728731081
Its her own fault, if she didnt like getting beaten she would leave your dumb ass

>>728734365
one more reroll for good messure

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>>728734885
Or maybe she understands her place as a woman

>>728731081
Have her tell her boss shes into some really kinky shit and shell never ask again

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>>728734365
may kek shine down and bless this post with trips on this rerollarino

>>728734365
kek is telling me to reroll for a last time

>>728731942
Hey you leave the taco niggers alone! Mexican women are hot.

She was learning juggling with billiard balls and had an oopsie.

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>>728732500

Fingerbox

>>728735573

i put to many roofies in her drink

>>728735573
Re

A refugee did it.

>>728735653
rararollong

>>728731081
I'm sure this is bait anyways but one time I called into work and literally said I had the runs (I didn't). Boss was like "I didn't need to know that... thanks... see you tomorrow."
I had partied the night before and wanted to sleep in.

>>728735573
Roll

Tell her the jews did it

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She was raped and mugged and beaten and then raped again and also I hate jew

>>728735653
got a catch that reroll

>>728735754
Rrrolll

>>728735653
last reroll for this post

MrBossman I fucked her off the bed

Blame it on the niggers

she was finger banged by jeffery dommer

>>728735754
Rer

>>728733195
Sh hooked her dildo up to a blender and tried to suck it but it hit her in the face a whole bunch of times.

Was flipped into dip and boop zoop dididly doo

>>728735976
ROOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

she was offended by green grass

Poltergeist

>>728736108
?

joinned a gang and did some LSD then joinned ISIS

>>728731641
underrated post

Furry porn

>>728736250
reroll

>>728731081
You are a faggot,

>>728731678
/b died years ago you stupid cuck

Shape shifting lizards.

she didn't get me my daily dose of child porn

Flew United and got re-accomodated?

She drank some balls had sex with a bridge and flew away to a smurf farm and died from heart rape

>>728731935
Rekt

>>728736372
rerolling for the big bucks