It's t-that time again! Therapy and Tea with Alice3D!

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im gay

>>728711938
Go away.

>>728711938
Go away.

>>728711938
k-kill yourself

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>>728712045
>>728712069
>>728712090
N-never <4 Not in a thousand years, n-not when the sun has burned out, not until t-the very last speck of love has been removed from the universe!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LsOMeqqVF7

Now w-who wants tea?

>>728711938
Are you retarded? Why are you stuttering so much?

>>728711938
Sky reporting in for tea... plz send good vibes. Tonight will be a rough night in intake. I've already been asked to come in early 4 hours before my shift even beings....

>>728711938
Hey Alice3D h-how ya doing??

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Such hate in the reply section...

I could do with some hot tea tonight

Hey Alice.
My friend passed away this weekend, they think it was suicide. Going through a rough time right now.

>>728711938
Was remembering you the other, family problems I honestly dont want to kill anyone but, also they sorta want to kill me and had some people betrayed me behind my back ?
what should I do ? also they dont want to pay me rent so I ruined the relationship with the family what will your advice be ?

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>>728712176
B-because I'm nervous near the Anonymous I love <4

>>728712183
L-let me pick you a positive vibes tea then <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZLTfR6OzsV

>>728712175
I want tea! :3

hellow Alice

>>728712045
>>728712069
>>728712090
>>728712176
calm down

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>>728712236
Oy >:(

>>728711938
tired again, miss alice

*rests head on your lap*

>>728711938
Are you a trap?

F-fuck off c-cancer.

>>728711938
Love you. xxx

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>>728712232
Can't c-complain too much <4

>>728712246
You got it Anonymous!
But sadly

>>728712262
This t-tea is for you. I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tb4A58dVLT

>>728712262
Meet up with him on the other side.
https://youtu.be/a4NuopZzdPc

I luvv y-you Alice 3D!

>>728711938
Hai Alice <4

Why with bra today D:?

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:)
?

>>728711938
Hey,
Alice3D

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>>728712269
C-can you rephrase this? It's a b-bit hard to read...

>>728712287
Got plenty f-for you <4

>>728712288
Hello! How c-can I help you tonight?

>>728712262
not Alice, but that does sound rough. What are your thoughts/feelings about it right now?

>>728712380
I actually have this tea at my place! Perfect good vibes tea. Thank you.

>>728712380
That's fine dear, that anon needs it more than I do
>>728712262
I hope things look up for you, and I'm sorry you have to go through that pain

HELP ME
im feeling down and im all alone in life
feeling like i should an hero
i live in sweden and considering making a meme out of myself and bringing another islamic truck of peace so some towncenter

>>728712334
sauce plz

>>728712428
Go to hell, please.

PS I know how to tie a slipknot.

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>>728712334
It's...not how it looks like ^.^

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>>728712343
Nope!

>>728712336
*runs her fingers through your hair, smiling softly* S-so sleep dear <4

>>728712365
Sorry, I c-can't! Cuz I'm chemo, dear.

>>728712370
Love you t-too <4

Arisu, Ive got a problem. I think I'm unironically attracted to 2D, is this unhealthy?

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>>728712444
Love y-you too Anonymous~

>>728712459
Jan d-demanded it!

>>728712473
Hey!

>>728712535
Perfect <4

>>728712568
Glad y-you understand

>>728712598
Lol, get fucked.

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>>728712625
A youkai of the surface like you shouldn't stick her head where it doesn't belong.

>>728712280
Be honest, you're a guy with pads who has a face thats too manly so you can't be a trap.

Alice, this is very strange. Should I feel bad about this. I was doing a roll and it said masturbait to your crush. I didnt have a crush so I picked a freind and felt terrible afterwords breaking my morals. WHAT I DO??

Stop the fake stutter typing and people will be more accepting.
It comes across as fake. Like youre not being yourself.
Its like that kid in school who wont stop pretending to be someone from his fav anime

>>728711938
Ah fuck you didnt gave me any advice at all I now need to make a call and hire some thugs, to fuck them up they need to pay fuck it.
Thanks a lot.

>>728712380
JUST peppermint? you should pick something extra crazy just for the occasion

>>728712625
Sorry didn't mean to be rude. I just didn't know. I can't tell anymore...

Alice-chan, could you post lewds pls?

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>>728712643
isn't everyone?

Throat infections suck, Alice. I'll get better.
Will you ever dress up in a hazmat suit? I feel like it'd be cute to see. A girl out of her element, kinda thing.

>>728712625
I will sleep

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

you're so good~~~ don't stop...

zzzz.......

>>728712601
Yes it is! u.u
>>728712682
It would be very insensitive of me not to. I just hope the anon is well

>>728712535
>>728712568
It's hard. We had classes through highschool, and he was a crazy person. Like driving 160 in a 90 zone, going through drive through's backwards, etc. The memorial service is wednesday i just feel bad because i never said goodbye to him.

>>728711938

You are an actuall grill, always taught you were a trap, kek

>Im a skitso with one of the 'voices' sounding like my mother
>I push everyone away from me for some reason
>am on constant suicide watch

>>728712280
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZLTfR6OzsV
L-Lets select lobotomea f-for today

>>728711938
Like the dress Alice.

Also, how is Nano?

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>>728712572
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes tightly* W-why do you feel like you should commit suicide, dear?

I'm right here, so you aren't alone <4

>>728712643
Yes.

>>728712691
I'm a human f-from Makai, who b-became a Magician. A youkai of s-such low standing, born from t-the jealousy of teenage girls, should not even d-dare glance my way.

>>728712782
Stop sucking dick, give your throat a rest.

Arisu, Ive got a problem. I think I'm unironically 2D, is this unhealthy?

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>>728711938
kys Alice, you uneducated uber troll. Your advice ruined my life and my real therapist says you need to be found and barred from practicing or giving advice of any kind. I will make it my goal to find and ruin you. The more you post here the more vulnerable you make yourself.

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>>728712696
I'll b-be honest. I have a vagina. Deal with it.

>>728712718
....I w-would recommend not doing it again.

>>728712725
W-who said I wanted to be accepted?

>>728712732
*blinks* W-what?

>>728712736
I'm t-too grounded, sorry!

>>728712572
Don't dude. My friend killed himself just this weekend and it really does a number on everyone you know. Learn to cope with your own life, because it's the only one you have.

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>>728712951

Hey alice, hows your day? Was wondering if I may have some tea?

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>>728712753
N-no problem <4 Get off 4chan for a w-while dear. It'll do you g-good.

>>728712766
No.

>>728712761
No.

>>728712782
*blinks* I d-don't own one sorry.

>>728712572
being depressed has a way of making it hard to see any possibilities for happiness even if they exist. You doing any kind of treatment?

>>728712643
Depends on how it is affecting your life. 2d is just representative of 3d but more idealized, lotta people like 2d, some people don't suffer anything terrible for it, others can go too far..

>>728712718
Re-evaluate morals maybe or rectify that a person can break their morals a few times and still be a good person

>>728712799
I wish you well anon, try and keep your head up

>>728712725
well alice is just a character after all
she doesn't stutter on her twitch streams

>>728713089
Thank you.

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Can I have a (you) pls

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>>728712786
Sleep t-tight <4

>>728712790
*fistbump* I l-like you <4

>>728712806
S-sorry, I'm a real girl <4

>>728712844
What t-treatments are you in?

>>728712866
She's d-doing well <4

just show us your tits.

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I don't see a point in life, every effort I put in seems to be wasted and I don't get any joy from it.

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>>728712790
My master ** Just sent this very advanced AI to do her bidding while she sleeps, how can i help you? -Robotic voice-

>>728711938
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
What happened to you in your life that led you to... this?

>>728713130
^^

>>728713068
I don't either. I'd just like to see a small girl in oversized clothes, all flustered. It's sweet.
I'm going to sleep, now. Goodnight.

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>>728712936
No. Already answered t-this is.

>>728712951
*blinks* F-feel free to tell me what advice I g-gave to you, and what the result of it w-was.

I'll do what I can to make it right, Anonymous.

>>728713065
Absolutely! L-let me pour you some!

>>728713068
>Hey Alice
I've been puking up my guts for the last few days (cos everyone in my house as scarlet fever)
so I felt like shit but seeing you commenting made me feel a lil better

>>728712682
Jan is a c-count desu~

>>728712761
shes such a cocktease lol

You're beautiful. Best regards <3

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>>728713091
I d-do sometimes <4 But generally, I am less nervous in them

>>728713130
Nope.

>>728713199
*nodnod*

Tell me about it, Anonymous. What have you put effort into? What brings you joy?

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>>728713294
HI alice milfag here. What is your favorite tea?

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>>728713294
nah, just gonna ruin your real life. Keep an eye on /b/ for your info you stupid cunt.

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>>728713294
Alice! How r u <3

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>>728713164
I like what you do, and you. Keep up what you do
>>728713207
>doubt
Go back to sleep silly
>

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>>728713208
W-why do you assume something is wrong with me?

>>728713296
S-sorry I can't d-do more for you, Anonymous.

>>728713359
Don't l-like to my face, dear.

>>728713020
underrated post

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>>728713427
Chai t-tea <4

>>728713434
I've d-doxed myself twice in t-the past. I'm not afraid.

>>728713434
e d g y

>>728713294
*takes cup and sips* thank you. I don't want to sound like a weirdo but it's the one anon that said you "Reminds me of my deceased wife" a few days back. It's always a pleasure to see you. Good tea by the way.

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>>728712871
A magician from Makai? I'm so jealous.

If that's the case show me some magic to relieve my boredom!

Whens the last time youve done this?

>>728713020
Overrated post.

I could really use some breast in my life Alice.

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>>728713442
*smiles* N-nice outfit dear <4 Is t-that an Italian helmet or German?

>>728713453
I d-do my best <4

>>728711938
Okay

>>728712045
>>728712069
>>728712090

topkek

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>>728713628
oh nice, no work for me, i will just kill you then, be there in a few.

>>728713716
kys

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A better Alice with better advice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh09O8djlJk

>>728713296
>>728713479
>samefag here
its fine dear im just gonna lurk around the thread for a bit
>oh do you have any spear green tea?????

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go away you mean n-niggers

regardless,

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>>728713682
Oh of c-course. Here. Watch as I m-make my tiny dog giant.

Oh look the mentally ill fucking annoying cunt is back to pollute /b/. Why haven't you offed yourself yet, OP. You're clearly delusional.

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...

>>728713822
Lets kill ourselves together, lame ass anon kun.

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What is the purpose of this thread?

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Im gonna lick the next person~

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>>728713453
Y-yes sir!

>>728713927
So bad.

Im 17 (Ban inb4 4 underage) And never ever go out with friends and never been at a party, everyone acts like best friends at school and shit but they never let me come over or bs like that

whats the quickest way of suicide?

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>>728713691
Friday.

>>728713681
I d-don't mind <4 I take it as a compliment <4

>>728713783
Okay?

>>728713804
I'll p-prepare the tea then <4

>>728713882
I d-do!

>>728713918
*hugs tight*

>>728711938
Have you posted nudes here before? I feel like you have but I may be wrong.

>>728713942
Actually, could you lead by example? I'm a visual learner.

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>>728713975
-hugs you tight and presses my lips against your neck; licking you once-
dummy

Who are you and why do i keep seeing you around here?

>>728711938

I want that fucking spice rack

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Discovered lump on my neck today.
Do I kill myself now or go see the doctor and then shoot myself afterwards?

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Who even are you people anymore?

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>>728713939
*wraps her arms around you and hugs close*

>>728713929
...I p-post every day dear. But you c-clearly don't know what "delusional" means.

Try to look it up dear <4

>>728713950
To h-help Anonymous!

>>728714006
*giggles* R-right? I'll g-get better <4

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>>728713927
I could sit on those wide shoulders...

>>728713975
Good! Now sleep well

>>728711938
Show face because you're probably hot

My wife cheated on me. Would you show tits to make me feel better?

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>>728714012
*blinks* W-why did you jump from "people don't act exactly how I want them to" to "better kill myself"?

>>728714178
No I do, just take a look at yourself. You're fucked in the head.

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>>728713387
I used to love the shit I'm studying at uni, but as you do it 10h a day you just get to hate it I guess. Other than that was outdoorsy stuff, hiking, gym. These used to make me happy. I don't find joy in anything nowadays, once or twice a year I just get shitfaced drunk so I can forget for a moment.

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I self-published a book and haven't sold many copies. How do I get more people to buy my stories?

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>>728713927
So, you can always do something so interesting? I'm so jealous.

>>728713164
<3

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>>728714178
<3
at least u notice me~
*snuggles close for comfort*

>>728714043
You go first, I'll correct your shitty technique.
>>728714057
Filthy roleplayer
>>>/trash/
>>728714151
Shoot the doctor

>>728714223
dude just get even by fucking the same guy

>>728712303
Kill yourself

>>728714019
*Gives tea cup back* Thank you again for the tea, It was her favorite drink. I feel like she is still with me even more so whenever I drink it. I'm sorry I just drink your tea and give you nothing in return. I'd give you an embrace and a light kiss on the forehead if I could.

>>728714255
nah you just hate fun :^)

>>728714287
write better ones

>>728714243
ill give you this Alice ur very pretty if you dont mind me saying

>>728711938
Alice threads always make my day!

>>728713927
Nano sure is bigger than that banana now...

>>728714012
Best advice I can possibly give. Not many relationships matter until your past 23-24. In a few years this won't even matter to you. It sucks now, but it will get better with time. Don't take it too personally everyone is self absorbed at that age. (and I agree with Alice): thats a helluva jump from, they don't act like I want them too to having SI.

>>728714151
Mountain out of a molehill at this point. Go see a Dr.

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>>728714080
I'm Alice <4 I h-help Anonymous.

>>728714117
It's available at Costco

>>728714151
...y-you realize that could be something as simple as a swollen lymph node right?

>>728714174
Alice <4

>>728714200
I d-doubt it, I weigh 88 pounds.

>>728714210
>>728714223
S-sorry, I don't do that <4

>>728714374
how is this fun lol

>>728714287
Stop publishing your shitty fanfics.

>>728714243
You are putting it simple, i've given all my energy and all my focus from 11-16 y/o on getting friends and having a nice social life, here i am sitting in a dark room browsing /b/ i also dont feel like living anymore, the only reason im still alive is basically because i wouldnt want to do that to my mother, she wouldnt handle that

>>728714422
Would you cup them?

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>>728714255
Y-you clearly don't, because nothing I d-do even vaguely fits into the definition of "delusional".

C-click the X in the upper right corner if you d-don't like it. Until then, you are just buttmad and c-crying "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE".

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>>728713927
Marry me

>>728714080
Shitty roleplaying cancer that's been doing this for way too many years.
Apparently also delusional thinking she's helping people with this.

>>728713830
That Alice does give good advice, alcoholism.
maybe you need to work with alcoholics

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>>728711938
I'm enlisting in the marine corps in 2 weeks under a president who's IQ rivals that of a can of spray paint. Any advice?.

Pic related me with an anti communist riot shield I'm making.

>>728714427
how is it not? its not fun to you because you dont want it to be fun. just go with it, dont be a stick in the mud man

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>>728714441
jesus christ I've seen some edge and unwarrented anxt in my time but you're on a whole other level.

are you a masochist alice?

>>728713927
Please let me violate your bunghole

My girlfriend left me please be there for me :(

>>728711938
get AIDs and die you stupid bitch

>>728711938
Looking cute today goldfish

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>>728711938
W-why do y-you type like an a-autistic weaboo? D-do you think it makes you seem c-cute? Because it really doesn't you gigantic faggot.

>>728711938
It would help if you post nudes. I won't an hero.

>takes tea and tosses it on Alice'S shirt

>nipples perk up
Nice view

>>728714422
88lbs? Old post from ages ago said your height (though not sure if accurate). Has being at your height/weight ratio been okay?

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>>728714057
Well, that was oddly convenient, you getting to lick your big sister amongst all these people, nooow if you'll excuse me my chamber awaits me, nini~

>>728714651
She won't tho, lol.

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>>728714286
T-that sounds like anhedonia dear; h-have you been to a d-doctor?

>>728714301
<4

>>728714307
*squeeze*

>>728714344
*smiles softly* H-here <4

>>728714678
s-she i-is cute! Look at her leggz all the kfc light menu

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>>728714392
Why thank you.

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I can't get erect from internet pics or videos anymore. Help.

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>>728714726
how are you doing? recently.

>>728714615
Serve well and remember you can be a good person even if you are asked to do things that may go against morals/ethics you have....

This "girl" is cringeworthy.

>>728714726
<5

>>728714422

Great.
No fucking Costco in my area.
Time to dig out the metal brake, the welder, and piss in corporate America's collective Wheaties.

But that's a weekend project.
Workout first, then tea with dinner.

>>728714726
*hugg*
<3

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>>728714422
Wait which Alicefag are you? Aren't there like a eight or some shit?

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>>728714726
Your right, of course a german one

With mini celty ears <4 (just coincidence)

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>>728714408
glad t-to help <4

>>728714392
I'm j-just average dear.

>>728714419
Right?

>>728714441
N-not yet <4

>>728714515
S-so why haven't you gone to a doctor yet?

>>728714578
S-sorry, I couldn't do t-that to Anonymous <4

>>728714615
Oh w-wow, I heard they are buying new guns for the Marines to replace their standard M-14's!

You'll have some great weapons, even if they are serving a retard!

>>728714644
>>728714647
Absolutely not.

>>728711938
Long time no see, liar. You lied to me last time you were here. You said I could talk to you the day after, only for you to disappear for months. You hurt me. How are you gonna make up for that?

>>728714890
>Aren't a eight?

This is literally just another circlejerk thread. Hide, sage, report whatever. Just don't reply.

You're just feeding it.

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>>728711938
Let us make sweet love together.

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>>728714651
Oh d-dear! *hugs tightly* W-what happened, Anonymous? Tell m-me everything!

>>728714678
Because I am n-nervous <4

>>728714695
I h-haven't died yet.

>>728714790
H-have you tried going to a doctor? Cuz t-that sounds like you've got some anhedonia related ED

>>728714803
Good <4 H-have you seen my stream?

>>728714847
H-how so?

>>728714941
Get over yourself you fucking faggot.

>>728714941
She won't, you'll get either ignored or told to e-mail her and then won't get a reply. Lmao

>>728715000
Sweet trips, yo

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>>728714861
You c-can buy it online dear.

>>728714854
*hugs with one arm*

>>728714880
*hugs with the other*

D-double hug!

*hugs together*

>>728713628
melanie?

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>>728715018
Aren't you feeding it by posting in it?

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>>728714861
k-kys anon <4

>>728714615
k-kys anon <4

>>728714578
y-es, b-but only if you love t-traps <4

>>728714515
k-kys anon <4

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>>728714726
Nope, do I have to go? Is there a way to try and cure it myself?

>>728711938
Thank for never replying to my email. So much for love and advice.

Fuck you, Alice. Fuck you and your threads.

>>728715129
kys

>>728715062
>>728715072
I wasn't talking to either of you.

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>>728715000
Son if you want quality posts you're on the wrong board

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>>728715048
i tune in sometimes and catch glimpse of nice things.
:)
pretty voice~

i want moar of alice/celty!

>>728715168
>>728715077
>>728715104
So much faggotry, so little time

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>>728714938
Thanks. Even though it'll be at the cost of a lot of other things. But I always have this photo of me and my dad in Braz-Rhode Island. What do you think?

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>>728714890
I'm Alice d-dear. Only one around.

>>728714917
Oh m-my, you'll have t-to tell me where you got it and how much it w-was!

>>728714941
I p-post every day and have my email freely available, along w-with tons of other contact information.

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

F-frankly, if you can't contact m-me, it's not m-my fault.

>>728715211
kys

>>728714790
Take some time off. Masturbation has a stimulus/reward path in the brain, not unlike anything else addictive. Though without any physiological dependence forming. You've built tolerance though.

>>728715048
No death is good.... my ex was 89lbs at 5'4" and her psychiatrist wouldn't Rx for her anymore until she gained. weight. As long as your okay

>>728715191
I was siding with you, you dense spastic mongrel, go fuck yourself.

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>>728714329
Possibly

>>728714419
>>728714422
>Could be lymph node
I really hope so but as a longtime smoker I can't help but expect the worst.
I guess I'll go see the doc first, thanks.

>Captcha = hospital morge...

>>728711938

literally murder yourself my man

>>728715247
rude

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>>728715217

>>728715098
I've been extremely depressed lately...so hows YOUR day been?

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>>728714790
try dressing up like a girl

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>>728713927
>no bra

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>>728715018
S-sorry, this isn't a circlejerk <4 Too m-many Anons

>>728715105
That's m-me <4

>>728715129
No. You need a medical professional dear.

>>728715160
I've replied t-to every email I've g-got. I spent all Sunday d-doing it. Even checked m-my junk folder.

>>728715211
I'm w-working on it, my schedule is p-pretty intense <4

>>728715288
I want a Cancer Account™
Hook me up u.u

>>728715354
Cute.

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>>728715129
I'm gonna go with no. If you could, Alice wouldn't have brought up going to see a doctor, don't you think?
>>728715282
That's called suicide, not murder.

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>>728711938
How do I make money? I'm lvl 35 and never worked before, I lived a sheltered existence for all my life aside from some literature.

>>728715121
No, because I'm not trying to talk to it, I'm just warning people not to do that, because it's 13-year-old tier shitposting. Also, I'm saging.

>>728713927
TRAP TITS!
Show it fagget

>>728714941
made my day faggot XD

>>728715261
It didn't look like it.

>>728715268
Good for you. I suffered from anxiety earlier in life that lead me to "end of the world" scenarios at the drop of a pin..... that took a long time to get over, don't fall into that pit.

i haven't showered in like a week and I am scratching the dirt off my balls and smelling my hand

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>>728715258
I'm d-doing as best I can.

>>728715268
H-how long time?

>>728715282
I'm a g-girl <4

>>728715331
S-same! Wanna talk about it?

>>728715459
...l-level....35...?

>>728715491
Not anymore, no.

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>>728715462
You're still doing it tho

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>>728715390
you eat good and sleep good?
making schedule easy on yourself?
<3
hopefully there's comfortable budgeting of time for yourself too!

>>728715408
u didn't give me sauce on ur pic earlier ;~;

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>>728715240
Even if you're the current one there's been multiple Alicefags. Are you the original or one of the many copycats that followed?

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>>728711938
Alice I have two question
1.-Why women's always pic the wrong guy and when they found out they try to go back with the previous rejected
2.-How the rejected one would proceed forgive her or make her pay?

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Here's a nude women, i know that's what you kids really need, just take this and stop giving this stupid bitch an ego boost.

>>728715538
Why you are such a stupid bitch when you streaming?

>>728714828
I won't commit a war crimes. But I will serve and protect my country, and I'll do so with glee and honor

>>728715599
Okay, I get it you're in on the circlejerk. Kill yourself trap-loving faggot.

>>728714441
EDGE

>>728715649
Date guys, faggot.

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>>728713628
>Princeton, NJ

that's 20 miles away from where I live!

>>728715649
Y-you should kys anon <4

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>>728715605
I d-do my best <4

>>728715624
P-pretty sure there aren't any copycats t-these days.

>>728715649
1. They don't pick you, that doesn't mean they picked the wrong guy
2. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>728715665
*blinks* W-what?

>>728715538
Yo Alice, how are things going on your end?
-pooka

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>>728715459
Money? Any money at all? I'm pretty sure you can go for minimum wage if you have no minimum requirement!

>>728715390
>That's m-me <4
nice, I just got that from a google search lol

>>728711938
w-why are y-y-ou so b-baka

>>728715519
moer showers plz

>>728715459
any hobbies or interests?

>>728715649
Don't go all friendzone nice guy on us my dude. All people choose based on what they think is best, no different than you. No one owes anyone a date or romantic love, there is nothing to forgive. see >>728715774

>>728715774
Why havent killed yourself yet?

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>>728715774
tell me nice things about yourself? <4

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>>728715764
Congratulations!

>>728715775
I'm n-not dead yet!

>>728715808
M-my name and information is freely available dear <4

>>728715833
I'm not!

>>728715916
T-too much left to do <4

Alice, do you think P=NP?

thanks for doing what you do, aneki <3

>>728715605
Appologies! I went looking and I must have missed your reply!
That's Alice from Pandora Hearts. I try to not post with the name to try and avoid confusion

>>728715991
kys

>>728715957
Im 3 inch is your bigger than mine? Will you enjoy it or just laugh?

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>>728715974
N-no. It is v-very unlikely.

>>728715991
My p-pleasure <4

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>>728715695
Why do you keep replying?

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>>728715776
What the actual fuck is even happening in this thread. It's like an autistic daycare where tired frustrated parents have left their socially inept depressed manchildren.

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>>728711938
would you give me a hug irl

>>728715957
I think I'm gay
post a pic of your butt to see if I can gap to it or not

>>728715676
I've just.....evaluated a lot of vets in my life, way to many in the prison I worked in. Most coming away with PTSD. Many of them, the core problem was they were asked to do something (no real other option given) that they never were able to reconcile still being a good person afterwards..... just be careful.

If you all hate alice so much, go to her Patreon page and donate 1 million dollars. That'll give you the power to end her show once and for all.

im gay

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>>728714938
>>728714578
But why not?

>>728716120
Kys

>>728716104
kys

>>728716089
It is exactly what is happening.

>>728716037
I probably will someday, bud <3

>>728716104
Kys

>>728715957
>I'm n-not dead yet!
I figured that much since I saw you here.
Has anything new happened to you?
-pooka

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Flan?

>>728716120
Kys my dude.

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>>728716040
I d-don't have a dick

>>728716104
I w-would if I could d-ear <4

>>728716120
N-no one would even donate 5000 to find my identity dear.

>>728716147
I w-wouldn't want to hurt Anonymous <4

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>>728716033
she has adorable cute long hair! <3

thx :)

to do this Name subject feild trick you insert one of them alt code thingys to reverse stuff and it puts it like this!

>>728716228
sooner is better than later.

>>728715501
Sorry to hear that lad.
Anxiety is a hell of a thing to get over.
Can't say mine ever stresses/worries me though.
Just kinda keeps me out of social situations irl.

>>728715538
Prob over 13years of regular smoking pack/day

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>>728716089
*shrug*
You're here by choice just like us. So what exactly is the difference? The only difference is that we have a better reason for spending our time here.
>>728716122
Congratulations!

>>728716228
Kys nao livestream it