Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>728684136
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
>>728700509
Still here
Miyazaki was right, Anime was a mistake
>>728700581
cute :3
>>728697616
Well, I see it's really you. Hey there!
There's probably plenty of anons who'd be pleased to see you once again.
How have you been?
>>728697637
Eh.. I guess I can't do much other than waiting, I don't want to be too choosy either. If I get that e-mail, I'll show up. I don't think I'll wait longer than a single week though.
I'd say so.
Oh, glad to hear it. You should put studies aside and buy Killing Floor 2.
>>728698529
But.. I thought there were a lot of good things going on for you last time we talked. I'm pretty disappointed to hear that they've been going downhill since then.
I didn't had my trip on since I was on mobile at the time. I hope Lain has been doing well, at least.
>How have you been yourself?
I've been decently, I'd say. A lot of problems I previously had have been improving, and I finally found a job offer. I was supposed to start today but I was missing a few papers here and there. Not much I can do about it other than waiting.
Hello all! Nice to see you, how are you?
https://youtu.be/QTKAZ2CjnsE
>>728700593
you may be correct..
but it's the best we have in an otherwise abyss of zog propaganda.
>>728700627
Yeah, 1 week is fine.
No. Finals are almost over and then I'll have time off for "summer."
カラミチーマス
>>728700818
>>728700855
what happened to her eye
Claim
>>728701243
Nothing. It's her imagination.
Janna Claimed <3
>>728701263
adorable <3
>>728701535
low elo successful e-girl!
>>728700627
Well for one my head hurts pretty bad right now.
As for everything else, well I had to undergo a surgery and I'm not fit to work for the next 3 weeks which means no income for me.
Lain is just fine, she got a bit depressed because I spend a week in the hospital without her though.
That's good for you.
You'll have to excuse me for being brief, I just really need sleep right now, pretty urgently.
>>728701636
Present !!!
Claim
>>728701760
what's up?
>>728702673
game still so easy for an e-gril , up?
Another interview tomorrow...hopefully i get this job on spot.
>>728703784
No
>>728703898
What are you applying for?
>>728703898
Good luck, Tali.
>>728704171
Alright. How are you this evening?
>>728704594
Thanks m8
>>728704496
Painter
Morning cheeseburger wrap was a good idea.
>>728704670
You should take a caffeine supplement for high energy and awareness. Interviewers love that.
>>728704704
Is it difficult to prepare such an item so early in the morning?
>>728704920
Caffiene actually has no effect on me
>>728704670
Good luck then
>>728704920
Not really. Just a pain if Im doing brekky items and need to put on a cheeseburger. Putting one on for myself early enough that theres no customers is best.
>>728705044
I think a lot of people aren't affected by caffeine
Damn Darwinism
>>728705251
Eh whatcha gonna do...molly?
>>728704594
Uh, I guess I'm here. That's about it
>>728705044
Are you used to it?
>>728705171
>brekky
Cute name.
Isn't the meat frozen overnight?
>>728705333
>>728705408
No i dont even drink it that often because it does nothing
>>728705431
>(you)
>>728705408
What? No. Why would I freeze good meat?
>someones mever met an Ausfag
>>728705408
Hello.
>>728705375
You don't sound very enthusiastic to me.
>>728705590
Are you already full of high energy?
>>728705625
I met 3 Aussies in my life. All high level psychopaths.
I guess it's true about Aussies being the descendants of murderers.
>>728705868
Good morning sleepy head.
>>728705333
You gotta do what you gotta do
>>728705625
Have you pickled meat?
>>728706044
I've been up for like an hour
>>728706044
Am I a high level psychopath?
>my ancestors were first recorded having exposed a priest having sex with a widow in the 1400s
>>728706044
I'm rarely enthusiastic
>>728706119
Yes. Mostly beef silverside, some pork loin.
>>728706044
No
>>728706119
t. Tommy pickles
Hello
>>728706278
So you showered and shaved and all that?
Isn't it a bit early to be online?
>>728706298
Whoa that's pretty cool, I know nothing of my ancestors...
And I have to listen to your voice irl to be absolutely sure.
>>728706360
Why is that?
>>728706430
You should try other brands of caffeine then. Most brands are weak anyway.
>>728706487
Good evening, Teh
>>728706487
Hello, Tet. How's the hot tub
>I know I got that wrong again
>sauna?
>>728706530
>>728706530
It's just how I am. Some things interest me, but they're few and far between lately
>>728706530
Pretty much. Doing house work now. Its 4 PM. Oh yeah *pets*.
>>728706530
Ive taken straight caffeine
>>728706530
Evening~
>>728706713
You got it. Haven't been there in a few days. Should probably go there soon. How are you?
>>728706713
How can I be of interest to you?
>>728706747
*nuzzles* you have strong hands~
>>728706817
With the needle?
>>728706530
*pat pat*
You're back. How was whatever you did?
So im in colorado right now.
>tanya clamied will get get some comfy pics later
>on mobile
>>728706966
>yes
No
>>728706966
Couldn't tell you
>>728706965
I'm new to this place, please tell me a lil' about yourself.
>>728706981
Ah~ that feels good ><
And it was great, I feel better now that it's over.
>>728707026
I finished that anime, I hope there's a season two.
>>728706966
No I dont.
>>728707077
You have to find the pure caffeine powder in your local pharmacy. Don't buy it online because they put that extra shit in it.
>>728707132
Do you like... um... computers?
>>728707291
yes, you do you're pulling my hair!
>>728706424
It seems like it could give interesting results
And it would stay good for basically forever
>>728706430
I guess so
I don't have a screwdriver in my pants though
>>728707164
Hmm, what do you want to know?
>>728707377
Eh ill probably be fine as long as i get sleep
>>728707409
So you're just happy to see me then?
>>728707466
I want to know everything about you.
Mind receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame
The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim
Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim
Our Truth has come online
>>728706965
I want to go in a hot tub too. I'm cold
I've been alive, I guess. My computer killed itself on Saturday though
>>728707377
Mine just killed itself, so not really right now
>>728707507
Remember to look straight into his eyes and into the back of his head~
>>728707563
Is that a poem?
>>728707597
S-sorry to hear that. What did you do to it?
>>728707164
Me to. I must know what happenes.
>>728707377
I wouldnt do that
>>728707699
I didn't do anything to it. The file got corrupted or deleted, or something. So now the OS can't load at all
>>728707739
I hope she kills God and takes his place.
>>728707810
Well you did and now I want more pets for forgiveness!
>>728707818
I see, is your motherboard beeping?
>>728707699
Engage the linkage Omnissiah,
Our truth has come online.
>>728706530
Does it have to be IRL? What if I vocaroo'd something?
>pets
>>728707409
It does. Especially when you have the brining gun. And can flavour the meathow you want. It keeps a lot like ham as its pretty much the same process.
>>728707563
Blood upon the risers is better though.
>>728707536
Mmhm, i don't think i want to tell everything about me to a stranger though.
>>728707597
A hot tub, huh. Haven't been in one of those in ages. It's been years.
Oh, i guess you're in the same boat as my friend. They broke their computer just today and probably won't have a new one for a while.
>>728708021
What truth? Where?
>>728708039
Ah~n
>presses my legs together
And yes it has to be in real life, I need to stare deep inside your eyes.
>>728708045
I'm pretty small in person, you can just beat me up if you want.
>>728708018
You could just say you want more instead of trying to guilt trip me.
>>728708018
No. The the kernel loader killed itself
>>728708045
I have some things I need to try to do to get it working, but I'm just being a lazy piece of shit right now
>>728708354
M-more, please.
>>728708377
Did you remember to plug it in before turning on the power?
>>728708018
Sameeeee bit im fine with world domination 2 and that daughter of the one guy she fought is gonna be a problem.
>bumping with pics of where i am
>tanya
>>728708501
By George, I think you've stumbled upon the problem! Many thanks
>>728707507
Maybe I am
>>728708039
But I'm not exactly a chef, so knowing what goes together is beyond me
>>728708538
Nice boot, ever curve stomped someone with it?
I think she would make a great God.
>>728708619
It's just a joke~
The Geek Squad said that to me over the phone once and I could hear those fuckers laughing at me when I yelled at them.
So how long are you going to be without a computer?
>>728708808
0 minutes. I have a laptop
>>728708421
*pets* happy?
>>728708772
Your bulge never lies
>>728707699
I kill interviews tbh. The problem Ive been running into has been old ads that are already filled or their looking for "future workers" instead of immediate hires.
>>728708886
That's good, you could probably load a kernel into your desktop and reboot it.
>>728708955
Very happy, I loved be spoiled ><
>>728709020
>>728708281
Um.. Okay..?
>>728708377
I see, i see. Let's hope that you'll get it fixed then.
>>728709020
OwO
>>728709020
That's very unfortunate. Do you desperately need a job now?
>>728709086
Tell me about yourself.
>>728709038
Do you get spoiled a lot?
>>728708808
Only small animals. I got low battery as well fuck at 19%
>tanya
>>728709148
Careful, ive been in rape/animalistic sex mode all day
>>728709200
>do i need an income after spending my savings
Yes
>>728709200
Hmm, i'd rather not.
>>728709295
Nope, I like to keep myself from getting spoiled most of the time. Spoil seldom happens for me.
>>728709302
I didn't know CAT made boots. Are those steel toe? Please don't leave.
>>728709306
Yikes, I didn't know it was that bad. Do you have family that can help you through this tough time?
>>728709498
Well then can you tell me a little about yourself? What's your favorite color?
>>728709582
Really? When was the last time?
>>728709582
>I already live with them rent free ;-;
>>728709715
Ehrm... ah, I can't remember. I'm too considerate people and always end up giving them the last of what I have.
>>728709718
That's good! No crie! I miss living with my family rent free. I miss cooking and cleaning for them.
>>728709582
Low battery mode should help and yeah it is steel toe. I will reutrn later with comfy pics from a moutain town.
>tanya
>>728708281
My eyes are the dead of a kitchen job.
>pats a little rougher
>>728708772
Learn through experiments. Theres a database of people online who have triedthings. Modify them.
>>728709306
>
>>728710049
I would if I ate a moderate amount of food
>>728710173
What's your waifu from?
>>728710173
Tfw she will never actually "rape" you
>>728709969
Its not good i hate them. I want out so badly l. Its also my inlaws so not my family per se.
>>728709969
Maybe take something for yourself every now and again?
>this Yuki folder as a lot of lewds.
>>728709993
You should kick the shit out of a dog for me. I have to go for now because reasons, good luck with your phone!
>>728710049
>drools a lil' as her eyes roll to the back of her head~
gosh!
And it's more of your voice I will be listening to, your eyes are just a decoy~
I have to go, bye!
>>728710279
How could you not know where Kurumi is from???
>>728710370
That's even worst than being abandoned in a void in outer space o.o
...bye, tali.
>>728710511
I can't I'll just end up feeling bad... Good bye Tomo-kun.
>>728710279
Date A Live
>>728710370
Pretty sure she only does that with girls anyway
>When your gif is over 2mb
>>728710788
Well find someone who gives it to you then. Bye.
>>728710788
I don't watch anime much
>>728710851
Thanks
>>728710851
Oh she's a yuri? Ive turned quit a few of those tbh
>>728710788
If i get the job ill be out bye the month tho.
>>728711111
Oh hey a get for /waifu/
>>728711111
No, she just sexually assaulted a girl to intimidate her
>>728711473
Oh well that doesnt indicate sexual preference.
>>728707164
Sorry, was eating.
That's good, at least you can relax. And get headpats.
*pat*
jhkgjk
>>728712434
Stolen
>tfw last stats test tomorrow
>>728713235
Nope, good try though
>>728713944
goodnight
>>728715092
Cute.
>>728715092
Well, well, well. Look who it is
>>728715426
Thanks, she's a beauty alright
>>728715651
What's good, friend?
>>728716430
Not a whole lot
Kind of like this thread
claimed
>>728717837
why is she jealous?
Fuck knows
>>728717837
I miss watching this as a teen
Bumping
>Misaki Claimed
>just who we needed to make this thread less shitty
>>728718879
lewd dump
>>728718879
>>728717374
>>728718681
I am DeJuan "Energy" McDaniel.
>>728718988
this isn't the place for that
>>728719225
hi dejuan
>>728719225
What's the secret to his energy?
>>728719225
Did you have an apple this morning?
*poke*
>>728719279
>>728719485
Hey Yui
>>728719779
Hiya Misaki
>>728719622
oh noes
I really hope you don't keep posting those
>>728719622
I want
>>728720044
>>728719924
Hey
Just getting ready for the fun tomorrow. Figured it would help to talk to some people.
How's it going?
>>728720146
To bad I never will get.
>>728720146
that's cute
>>728716430
Hello horny chan
>>728719622
Oh my
>>728720578
ur cute hehe
>>728720395
Things are going same as always for me, thinking about what game to play or what to do.
Talking to people is good
>still dead from yesterday
>>728718681
Remember, the word "final" is just a mental barrier.
>>728720868
Thanks for stopping by. Good to see you about.
>>728720820
no :(
>>728721065
yes hehe ^~^
>>728720868
Hair dryer yui is best yui
>>728720905
Hey Rem
Just floating around atm.
>>728721165
I can't agree to this, even at knife-point :(
>>728721385
>>728721344
I guess you're relaxed for the most part then. Has your day been good?
>>728721510
>>728721817
>>728721811
Other than everything else? It's been kind of 'eh' tbh.
>>728721886
stop with the knives please ;-;
>>728717374
No news is good news I guess
>>728720787
Hello Tali
>>728722153
you are cute right?? ^~^
>>728722441
Hows it going ms voluptuous
>>728722618
o-ok
>>728722822
good boy ^~^
>>728722091
Mind kinda empty?
>>728722942
Still racing. But I realized I've got to deal with this so no point in delaying the inevitable and losing my mind over it.
>>728722917
I'll try.
Why is there so much juice in their mouth?
what a shame the anime was an unholy bag of fucking shit
Claim