Im house sitting for my aunt tonight. Where should i look

>>728695658
Post her underwear drawer with timestamp first.

bump. Will post pics when i find it

>>728695658
Her dildo safe duh.

>>728695658
post some of her dirty undies from the laundry hamper

>>728695658
in her bedroom, check below bed and inside shelves

>>728695850
>>728695980
I will do this. i plan on stealing some too, i've already stolen a couple of her panties

>>728695658
How long until you go over there? I got hotpockets and tendies to heat up.

>>728695658
Does she own a male dog? If so, that's her dildo. Trust me.

>>728696015
pretty obvious places to look

>>728696078
>I will do this
good lad
>>728696078
>i've already stolen a couple of her panties
nice. how were they?
your aunt looks totally fuckable btw

>>728696145
oh we trust you anon
:^)

>>728696312
Not my aunt but she looks similar. Want me to post pics of them?

>>728695658
It's in a drawer in her bedroom under some stuff, where all dildos are hidden.

You're a fucking noob, why look for her dildo's when you can install a RAT on her computer and find noods to share with the interwebs

>>728696015
>in her bedroom, check below bed and inside shelves
this and bedside cabinets, bedroom closet etc. always gonna be in the bedroom somewhere.

>>728696397
cool, yeah post them OP
any further info on your aunt you can give us? pics of her maybe?

>>728696432
>>728696539
Do you think it would be hidden in something? Like a shoe box or bag? Or would it just be under things?

>>728696679
Dont want to post a pic of her but i will delivar when I get the chance. Ill post the panties right now though.

>>728696727
most likely disguised in a box in her closet. check high and low in her bedroom OP.

>>728696955
good shit OP. you are not a fag today.

cmon OP find that shit

>>728696955
Good boy

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>>728697210
>>728697537
Panties as promised. Got both of them from her dirty clothes

check under the mattress

>>728697658
Op has delivered his part,
But we have to find the dildo!

>>728697658
noice. how did they smell?

>>728697210
>good shit OP. you are not a fag today
Seconded

>>728697136
I will. I've been waiting for this day for months. They've been planning a vacation since last June and now I finally get to roll around and cum in her panties as I please

>>728697658
Check in bathroom cupboards

they usually hide it between clothing

Maybe the dildo is still inside her?

>>728697658
Fuck yes shes wears some sexy undies score

>>728697763
this. do they smell like her ass at all

>>728697736
Im not going over there until much later but if i do find it i'll be posting it all around 4chan. Her pantie drawer as well. Can anyone think of where she might have nudes?

>>728697658
Are you certain your ainterest has a dildo?

Check in her sock drawer, in the back

>>728697763
If you put your nose right to the crotch you can still smell her sweaty pussy

>>728697906
>>728697908
Thanks for the advice, I'll do this as well

>>728697824
dude this is perfect. enjoy the shit out of this shit.
what time you heading over? you gonna start a new thread?

Is she married or what?

>>728697908
Yea. At a friends house party we found his mothers dildo between her yoga pants

>>728697962
Yeah I was drunk when I found them and when I woke up in my bed the next morning i was gripping her dirty panties with no clue how i got them. She never said anything so I guess she never found out.

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OP look near her bed..the dildo must be there.

>>728697994
no dummy

Post some stockings or shoes please

>>728697987
on her laptop or pc. you might get lucky if is not password protected.

Women are lazy.

Check the nightstand or somewhere close to the bed.

It's probably not clean either.

>>728698244
Word. You have more regular pics of her?

>>728698057
good work lad

>>728698130
Probably in 6 to 7 hours. They don't have wifi and i'll be staying there until saturday so i wont be able to post pics til saturday or sunday unfortunately. So if you're actually interested to see how this plays out, just troll 4chan all saturday and sunday or you can kik or email me

>>728695658
Trips and you stick the dildy in your shitter when you find it

maybe you can find something in her bathroom?

>>728695658
After your done messing with it.Def cum all over it,spread it all over and let dry.

>>728698156
Yes, and she has two kids
>>728698416
I'll try this.

>>728698568
fair enough lad. just concentrate on finding the goodies. you can post here when/if that shit is found.
godspeed OP.

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>>728698423
Since you all have given valuable input here's a pic, wont show the whole face but at least it's something

>>728698568


whats your kik? i have sisters and moms panty pics to trade.

>>728699076
ohh hell yeah, show more

>>728698568
>they don't have wifi
They don't have internet at all? You must atleast have internet on your phone, unless you're 20 years behind in technology

>>728698721
That's what I was planning on doing. Would she notice if there was dried cum on it? I also want to cum in her food, lotion, shampoo, toothbrush, pretty much everything she has. Have any good ideas?

>>728699076
noice, no wonder you are fucking excited she is most fuckable
godspeed with this important wotk OP

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>>728698570
Trips commands it, let's get rolling faggots

>>728699088
I don't have one but im willing to make one right now because I'll actually delivar unlike 99% of the fags on /b/

>>728699258

Just make sure to eat plenty of avocado to keep your ammunition clip full for all those places you're targeting.

>>728699184
okay, need to pull more pics. might take a minute

>>728699413
well we're waiting..

>>728698568

Lad, you've gotta have Internet on your phone right? You can give real time updates if you so choose.

I guarantee if it's what we're discussing here you'll have more than enough replies to keep the thread alive while you go off and do more.

>>728699254
They're the ultra hippy type and live in the mountains. Can barely find a signal with LTE. I just dont even bother because it winds up just frustrating me

>>728699076
Hellll yeah bro that bitch is bangin! Would literally do anything to sniff that bitches ass of her dirty undies and fuck with her dildos...i completely understand why youve been waiting for this week to come :D Your aunt is fucking beautiful man and still slutty looking, she looks like she still acts like shes young and fun

>>728699258
It should dry clear and soak into it just a litter,unless you have weird cum lol Toothpaste! make sure its hers tho.And watch what she uses just for her,that no1 else uses..Dude she is hot.I see now why you wanna do this.Anything u see her use just by her self...cream it!

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>>728699388

Close call.

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>>728699441
Hahaha..

>>728699076

I don't mean this in an offensive way anon, but she definitely owns a dildo.

>>728699258
>Get nudes and naughty items
>Blackmail her
>Have sex
>Cum inside and/or on face
>Become FWB

If the plan doesn't work you can rape/enslave her and later kill yourself

Do not hold me responsible for your actions.

>>728699999
Holy shit
>checked

>>728699999
Quints of logic

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>>728699999

DIGITS CONFIRM

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>>728700011

>>728699999
There's the trips, prep your ass OP.

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OP..hurry up man

>>728699374
>>728699733
Anyone want more pics?
>>728699441
Does avocado make you cum alot or something?
>>728699735
Yeah I'll do all of that. I wanna us her toothbrush to massage my prostate too. Any other creative ideas?

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>>728700314
Forgot the picture

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>>728699999

C H E C K E D
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>>728699999
decent quints

>>728700314

Avocado is purported to increase your sperm count, which you will need given you've got a lot of area to cover soldier.

Guacamole jack-off party in the mountains this week only.

>>728700314
in a folder on her comp,if unlocked..prob is.put a pic of your cock in there,change file name,and delete recent history and all.assuming they dont know much about comps so that should be enough..she will find it one day lol if your anything but brown hair,only put cock in pic.

>>728700314

You can definitely cum in her shoes, it's something she won't be able to see once dried no matter what since it'll be dried in there.

Definitely shoot it inside her pillow case too.

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>>728699999
Quints of truth and honesty can have a full picture

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>>728700314

MOAR ANON

>>728700378
fucking noice MOAR...

>>728700775
You're a good man anon. Make sure we can find you when the fappening comes back to this board, whether it's by kik or by trip.

You are not alone on this journey.

>>728700775
>>728700314
>>728700378
Fug shit man yes I definitely want to see any more pics you got of her, shes incredible man. Post em all

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>>728699999

>>728700584
Good to know. I was actually wondering how i could get thicker loads
>>728700737
I like the way you think. Would cumming in her socks work or would she notice?

remember op, incest is wincest. rape her!!!!

>>728700987
I once had the brother of my ex gf's friend tell me he came inside her socks when she came over and took them off one time and said it seemed like she never noticed

>>728699999
see... this is what can be achieved when OP is not a faggot.

>>728700775
But toothpaste is the best way to go,sorry if they both use the same lol but put in there,either fill it or mix it by squishing,it will stay fresh,but leave that for the last day just in case.Also after u blow ya load acouple times.when cum is clear then,put in panties where pussy would be,when she gets wet it will activate lol do not do on black panties

OP at the very least you have to rub your cock all over each and every one of her panties

Cum in her shampoo

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>>728700904
>>728700915
I'll make the kik in a little bit. Still need to create a throw away email.
>>728700931
okay

>>728700987
You'll be better off with nylons because it won't stick as hard. Cotton socks run the risk of being basically glued together when your baby batter dries.

If you're a foot and leg man of taste, I think you'll have plenty to do with her hosiery. I would also say fire off some rounds in any shorts she owns too, as she's unlikely to look inside them vs. long pants. She's also more likely to wear them without panties in the house...

>>728701312
deeeecent aunt bro. get up in that shit for sure m8

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>>728701220
>when she gets wet it will activate lol

Nigga, what?

>>728700775
is she divorced or married?

>>728701459
Don't doubt the power of cum lol

>>728701198
I'll try it just for fun
>>728701220
The thought of her brushing her teeth with my cum really gets me off. I will do this.
>>728701311
>>728701304
I was already planning on doing these two. I'll take a picture of all of her panties and bras and i'll steal a few

>>728701312

Goddamn she's worth it anon. Is she a nice lady?

[spoiler]Does she have an accent[/spoiler]

>>728701220
>when she gets wet it will activate lol
/b/ science is best science

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>>728701650
You've started a movement. My life is shit and this has given me the strength to carry on.

Does she have nice feets

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>>728701327
She wears a lot of yoga pants. Should I shoot in those?
>>728701431
>>728701573
married

>>728699413
I'm down to trade pics too. Got panties and bras from friend's sisters and my cousin. Kik, email, etc.

>>728701650
also when she gets back, have your cum in something u can put in your pocket if its a drink or whatever,mix it up in there and u can stand there and watch her drink/eat it. thats your best bet to know, and get to watch.

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>>728701625
That is cum, not a Soviet sleeper agent.

>>728695658
weird, she looks like that british royalty fergie lady

>>728702091
Bill nye taught me that on a show, it works =p

>>728701932
Yoga pants work very very well. If she's got sweat bands or head bands / wraps, those are prime targets as well. Make her do her whole workout in your cum.

If she's got an active lifestyle and there's a chance she has protein powder, you're going to have a fucking field day.

>>728701932
Fuck yeah a lot of yoga pants? Damn your aunt is perrrrfect. If you can find ones that arent black you should definitely nut in the crotch or the asscrack. And definietly sniff them all, yoga pants get filthy af esp if she doesnt wear panties with them. Love older women, married who still feel the need to wear yoga pants and show off to other men

>>728701729
No accent. Just normal sounding white lady. And yes she is very nice and deserves none of this which makes it all the better
>>728701870
Yeah she does. I'll look for a pic for you
>>728701937
okay I'll post my kik in a bit
>>728702056
I wont be there when she gets back but i've done that before. I came in one of her organic freshly squeezed juices that hippies are obsessed with and watched her guzzle the whole thing while she was boasting about all the health benefits and how fresh it tasted

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>>728701932

>yoga pants
Anon you'd better be ready to send every last sperm cell in your body into battle this week.

>>728695658
Your aunt is a complete fox

>>728702358
>>728701932
More pics bro, imagining her sitting on my face

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>>728702486

>that last paragraph
>yfw

How the fuck did your soul not leave your body then and there dude

>>728702486
she is older also, look for cameras,recorder and stuff..i have found wins when i was young of a friends mom lol he def did not let me save them tho lol Look in stuff like that...just not comps..she is married and a hippy...so might be wins

>>728702486

>while she was boasting about all the health benefits and how fresh it tasted

My sides and my boner are in competition for who can explode the fastest

>>728702486
Also i use to do that to a friends mom and sister without him knowing lol or anyone.. watched his sister eat a yogurt cup i got for her,filled with cum lol

>>728702486
>I came in one of her organic freshly squeezed juices that hippies are obsessed with and watched her guzzle the whole thing while she was boasting about all the health benefits and how fresh it tasted
I love you OP. no homo either.

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>>728702272
Hell yeah.
>>728702358
If she has a lot I might try and snatch a pair of yoga pants. I have a decent sized collection of various girls bras and panties.
>>728702531
Im prepating
>>728702653

>>728702797
>she is older also, look for cameras,recorder and stuff
This anon is smart. I like him.

>>728703092
That your mom? anything of her? lol

>>728703216
>>728703092
Would be so awesome if that is his mom.
Was gonna say her hippy friend there isnt bad either definitely wanna bone her hard goddamn

>>728695658
more please

>>728703092
Holy FUCK keep em coming man you're making everyone's day right now

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When are the pics coming?

>>728703216
>>728703378
yeah how about if OP went and got a pair of his moms panties just for us anons.

>>728702797
I'll look
>>728702900
>>728703040
Thank you
>>728702965
Fuck yeah, I do it to my girlfriends mom too. I just came in her yogurt yesterday actually
>>728703216
Nope

>>728703092

Anon I'm ordering Guacamole for dinner at the office as a send-off toast for your adventure.

>>728703092
There's just something nice about collecting panties and bras. The adrenaline rush, victory fap, ninja skills, and storing them in a private place.

>>728703612
Nice is your moms gf hot? Do you have any motherly instincts for her like do you get off on her being like your mom but not your actual mom?

>>728703092
When i was young my mom use to get me to get all her friends mixed drinks and wine.was 14-17 doing that.I have fucked 2 of my moms friends.One was going through a bad divorce and moved in with us for 2 months while she found a place.I was 16,my mom was away for the weekend,and i just went in there when she was having a shower lol 2 things i thought of gonna fuck her or get slapped alot.The whole time she kept moaning never tell your mom, which was kind of a turn off lol but i fucked through it.she was ok looking.Just out of a bad marriage,and i uped her self esteam alot,my dad actually helped me to what to say to her to do it lol My parents were divorced tho, and my pops is a perv also lol

>>728703612
yogurt is the best to cum in lol and every girl will eat it, if a guy gives it to them.

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>>728703378
It's just her friend
>>728703505
I have nothing to do today and no shortage of pictures so this thread is in luck.
>>728703750
Yeah i love it, the rush of stealing them makes me so hard

>>728703912
Thats hot af. What about the other friend of hers you fucked? So shed have them over and they all have mixed drinks and get fucked up with you there? Moar stories

>>728704090
Love you op no homo... im just gonna sit here with my raging boner for middle-aged moms all day I think lol

>>728704150
Her and her friends always got fucked up on saturday nights by the pool.They were drunk and her friend was taking xanax also,when she went to lay down in the guest bedroom i went in there and sloweley pulled her panties to the side. [wearing skirt] was just gona peek

>>728703861
Yeah she treats me just like her kid so it feels like taboo when i cum in her food.

>>728704090
but then said fuck it and started to slowley eat her out,she started to say what are u doing then i went wild on it and she grabbed me by the head and smashed my face into it,then fucked,mom never new about them

high score- 1:27
Location-Fedex box
Size-8 inches
house sitting is the best
jacked off while sucking on it and wearing her panties, she had a cock ring that i used too.

>>728704627
Older women love it when younger guys hit on them,even if they act like they don't,do it in a joking way and not to brash,never know,you might can fuck them,there not gonna say anything,because there flattered

>>728704510
Like she loves you like a son and youre giving her your seed. So fucking god tier.

>>728704485
>>728704627
Daaaamnnmnm drinking with XANAX?? You fucking scored big time bro I hope you know that.
>Godmuthafuckingdamn

>>728704944
She was not passed out lol just fucked up.they can handle there stuff,but man i ue to work in a hospital,fucked acouple older women in the bathrooms there and in patient rooms lol nurses that is.Older women love young guys flirting,stopped tho got a close call with a angry husband lol

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>>728704282
No better way to start a day

>>728704627
How much does she remember? You typically blackout if you drink on xans. She might have no memory of it even happening depending how drunk she was

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Jesus Christ this thread is the best thing I've seen here in a long, long time.

>>728700011
Do you honestly think any family would be more OK with some twerp nephew trying to blackmail another family member into incest than an aunt who owns a couple dildos and took nudes?

>>728705118

Goddamn she looks like she's a great aunt, but has some slutty panties in her stores.

>>728705167
na she was out of it for a sec when i was eating her, but she came to..we fucked..she reme,bered everything lol we fucked about 3 more times throughout a year after that.She was just on cloud 9,not passed out

>>728695658
your arsehole

>>728704510

This sounds like the best feel. She's gonna be consuming a lot of semen pretty soon.

>>728705358
Thats awesome, so she was on cloud 9 to be fucking you you mean like she was really excited and happy? Sweet you fucked more. How old were you then and did she say she thought you were cute? How old was she

>>728705488
na cloud 9 as in drunk and on xanax lol i was 15,yea i'm in ok shape now,but i was a skater then and in pretty good shape, we flirted alot when mom was not around,just little stuff tho,my mom would give me a talk sometimes before her friends came over lol not to mess with them

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>>728705118
Word man, love that shit. Not trying to derail the thread but feel like contributing. This is my one aunt i fap to all the time. Were cool af and shes always hanging on me smiling and giggling when were drinking together.

Maybe she took the dildo with her

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>>728705311
I hope so. I want to find the dildo more than anything
>>728705486

Has anyone here actually had luck with older females like this? I know a guy who got his aunt (non-blood relative, for what it's worth) to blow him when she was drunk out of her mind at a family Christmas thing. I didn't believe it til he showed me the pics.

He can't be the only one, right?

>>728705488
Funniest thing is i would tell my dad everything and he would give me pointers lol he fucked her also,and even dated her before him and my mom married lol she was 42 at the time

>>728705812
moar? keep going anon (while OP is prepping his shit for tonight)...

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>>728695658
Dumbass, enter on her Pc and get the naked pics

>>728705862

Goddamn is she in a club for milfs or something

>>728706113
Older women would have them on cameras or recorders.might be on pc, but i have found more win of friends moms like that and my moms friends..cellphones also,comp yea,but from the looks of her the other are better choices, but he should check everything,go through the whole house lol

Anon if by chance you have access to her computer and start scanning for nudes, you should consider starting your search in "most recently used" or filtering by date modified and looking for odd things that don't belong.

For example, when my friend and I found his mom's dirty selfies they were in a "tax returns 2012" folder that was accessed recently in 2015.

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>>728705924
Word word, yea I love her so much you guys, shes so friendly and motherly to me and always asks me if any girls are fucking with me or being bitches to me, in a really flirty way like shes jealous...and she usually gives me one or two glances that say obviously "I want to suck your cock"

OP is getting ready for the mission?

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>>728706138
It seems like it
>>728706366
That's some good advice. Thanks anon

>>728706371
You guys drink together but you've never pushed things a bit? I'd think a younger one like her would be very down if she knew you were too (hence intoxication, which lowers the stakes on both sides)

>>728706371
my dude you gotta get inside that aunt
she got gr8 tits hows her ass?

>>728706502
middle is hot. know who she is?

>>728706371
You thing with older women lol i found.. def eat the shit out of there pussy and rail them hard.And the will always come back.Guys there age do dirty stuff, but just dont have the endurance like we do,that 1 of my moms friends even tho the pthers were passed out, i had to cover her mouth she got loud..

>>728706502
lol took a pain killer so,typing skills are lowering,,How old are u? Man you should flirt with her firends and your moms friends,best fucks i ever got,was older women,They show out,most younger girls even when they try,just dont got the experience like them.Super head game also lol

>>728706502
All of us are behind you man. Luckily, you've got a long ass time to work on this (almost all week), so you'll search every crack in the building before that's through.

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>>728706511
>>728706617
>>728706929
Shes got a nice fat huge ass, shes a beer drinker and it all goes straight to her ass cheeks

was a good thread OP I'm out now look 4ward to seeing your wins

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>>728695658
forgot how to bubbble.. lol

>>728699999
Witnessed, the gods have confirmed it. Find that dildo

>>728707265
rail that for us all anon. godspeed on this fruitful journey towards pentration of that sexy aunt.

>>728700775
Wow, finally OP is not a faggot

>>728707265
I love curly hair girls,those lips man lol Plus any women thats a beer drinker fulltime is down to fuck alot lol

>>728699999
goddamn nigga, those quints speak the truth

>>728706502
I'm gonna get shot 1 day fucking with so many older women lol but will be worth it!

>>728707265
She looks lonely dude, you can almost certainly get inside her. Next time you're drinking together just make a small move and see what she does. You don't have to slam your face into her pussy, but make it clear what it was.

Worst case she recoils from whatever you tried and you both laugh it off. She's just as willing as you are to pretend that it's a joke in that scenario, because it doesn't benefit anyone to make a big deal out of it. You'll also be drunk, which adds yet ANOTHER layer of safety.

The ass is yours for the taking brotherman.

holy shit op ur a god keep this shit live till sunday bois lol wait for anon

>>728707265

Blood or no blood

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>>728707548
Oh shit are they? DId not know that about beer drinkers. Like more than bitches that drink wine or liquor? Its definitely full time beer drinking yea

>>728707423
Thank you good sir

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I created the kik. Add thisisausername34

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>>728707786
Now yall are starting to make me feel bad! Like i shouldve been in this shit already. Ill admit ye, were not even blood, she just my aunt in law. SO yeah

>>728707688
dubs of truth. gotta be worth a shot anon. she got some sexy meat on her.

>>728707808

Holy shit whose feets

>>728707902
Damn op i don't fuck with kik lol and don't wanna miss out on stuff.. vola?

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>>728708012
Niiice thanks

>>728708062
Hers ofc. Posting 2/2

>>728707979
These are some sexy ass selfies, did she send these to you?

I don't think anyone would dive head first into trying to bang their aunt so it's not like you "should have" man. I think it's more about, "you've set everything up perfectly such that you can"

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>>728699999

>>728706502
O and op any bikini pics that might be xrayable? lol in luv with this chick now...Saturday night i will be around when you get back..can't wait for whatever u find and do!

>>728707979
dude her face says fuck me anon
do it for justice and do it for the lads at /b/

>>728695658
>here should i look for her dildo?
in your ass?

>>728708239
Sweet. Well i just feel like I had this good as chance last summer I didnt take. She was totally flirting with me but her husband was there so. But i feel like i couldve made up an excuse to move and get alone with her, like getting another beer or some shit like that.

Thats all i got though, no she did not send me them i found them on some of her social media. Is it weird she has sexy selfies on her public stuff? Do they seem definitely sexy?

>>728707979
Also brush up against her sometimes,but don't look or act like u ment to..that will put into her mind about you.. j/s

>>728707979
No blood confirms what the dubs above said, you shall not fail.

>>728708539
Well, the verdict on my end is that no woman shows that amount of cleavage on social media unintentionally. They're way too conscious.

If a married woman posts a selfie with cleavage, what do you think that signals? To me, that's doing something you know is inappropriate knowingly (however small it is).

She's got sex on her mind, without a doubt.

>>728708539
She is at that age where not old but not young either..She def still wants to know she is sexy and still has it.Def do something,she will not say anything to anyone,If anything she will say no,don't do stuff like that,but keep it to herself,older women love any attention from younger guys

>>728708539
Guys don't get that women are more perv then guys lol Just us guys say it out loud more,where girls just keep it in there mind.But when you do-do something, go all out if u fuck her

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>>728709096
>>728708863
>>728708843
Found another

>>728709228
Dude she goes out, it's totally a hit. From her perspective, as long as she doesn't think you're too drunk she won't sense any risk. You guys are too close for either one to ruin the other's life (as noted above, even if she stopped you she wouldn't tell anyone).

I think all signs point towards a move. You had a chance last summer as well, it's definitely been coming.

>>728708539

It sounds like you planted the seeds for your own success a long time ago.

The more almost-but-not quite interactions you accumulate, the higher the chance of your ultimate success until you go too long teasing too much. Strike while the iron is hot.

>>728695658
lets see the feet

>>728695658
We haven't forgotten about you OP, we are still here for you.

>>728701312
use tenminutemail to create burner emails its way easier

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OP wont deliver

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>>728708418
Couldnt find anything. Sorry
>>728707902
>>728709796
Already made it

>>728710289
She looks fucking beautiful there. Look at that little romper shes rockin. Looks like she hasnt changed a bit since she was in her 20s

>>728710289
Man those eyes looking up at u with your dick in her throat lol u better try with her....

>>728710289
Fuck dude your aunt is a bomb shell, she's holding hard and fast onto that youthful look

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>>728710558
>>728710747
>>728710796

>>728710979
She looks 20x more drunk than her friends here, I bet her muff smells amazing.

>>728710979
Post the feets if available anon

>>728711078
I know man heh lol looks like shed snort coke off your dick there lol

>>728710979
Got any ass shots?

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>>728699999

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>>728711078
>>728711161
>>728711223
Cant find feets or any good ass really

Where'd aunt anon #2 go, come back so we can talk about how to get in her pants mate

>>728699076

Former house sitter here... you like to take your job serious but it's great creeping on grills. We have to find the dildo op

>>728711389
Hooooly fuck would i nail that slut in pink....goddamn shes got some fucked friends

>>728699999
Oh my those digits.


Praise kek

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>>728711511
Cant find anymore of the one in pink. Sorry

>>728712194
Damn, thats cool bro wasnt even askin for moar. Ye my 2 fav things about her is her little baby bump tummy and how shes wearing blush like a stripper. Seriously that much blush just screams fuck me she looks like a pornstar. Want to smear it and her mascara all over with my cum leaking boner

This is your auntie speaking. You are a pervert. I'm calling Mike to look after the house. You will go nowhere near my panties.

You didn't know I was an oldfag I take it.

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>>728712533
Her name is Michelle btw. I agree, she always looks like she's begging to be fucked

>>728712556
Kek

>>728712801
Goddamn both those guys look ready to spit roast her, especially the bean

>>728712194
The husband looks like he owns guns, but seems like a nice guy otherwise.

I sense a Costanza dick though, she needs better exercise.

FUCK SHES SO HOT!!!!!

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>>728712942
>>728713051
>>728713108

>>728713174
Holy shit I forgot about the kids, how old are they relative to you? LOL

>>728713174

She's so fucking tall Jesus you'll have a lot of fabric to soak up your cum with

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>>728713374
Maybe 8 or 9? Not too sure actually
>>728713516

>>728713174
So any update? Any dildo? Any pictures of her naked found in her computer? FUCKING ANYTHING OP? I WANT TO FAP.

>>728713669
He's not there yet dude, that's why he's still in this thread.

>>728713669
If you kept up with the thread you'd know im not going over until later

>>728713610
Jesus her husband looked like he wasn't too fit, and she seems like a health nut. You just know there's unused energy there.

>>728700378
MOAR

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>>728699441
cum in her lotion, I did that to my mother in laws lotion for 3 years was great to know she was rubbing my cum on her face every morning and night. Especially when she would walk out rubbing it on

>>728714041
This, so much.

>>728700314
Pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds work wonders for that.

>>728698568
>>728699254
>They don't have wifi
I call bs on this. why taunt us with this shit if we wont even see it anytime soon?

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I have to go run a quick errand. I'll be back in 20 to 30 mintues. Try and keep the thread alive. If it dies i'll try to start a new thread

>>728695658
I've got you covered OP, it's in a draw labelled "dildos".

>>728714041
pics of the lotion bottle OP

>>728714041
that's hella fucked up. some of y'all are too wild

>>728714366
She is for sure unshaven. That kid has his eyes on the prize anyway.

>>728714366
bumping for OPERATION DILDAUNT

Where did the other aunt guy go, we want me of that fat ass and titties

>>728696271
why would you hide your dildo in your own house in a special place anyways?

its in the nightstand in like 90% of all cases

>>728714705
Yeah come back Meaty Aunt Anon!!
Hoping he went to find more pics... or to actually try it on with her.

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Tell some mature lady stories to pass the time y'all

>>728714366
Mm those titties, what a milf

>>728714705
This, we have to bring back the hearty ass.

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In the meantime...
one of you out there must live with a woman. someone else take some panties pics

>>728699076
OH HELL YEAH

>>728700378
OP we deserve second base here man

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Moms

>>728695658
where's your uncle's butt plug?

>>728714985

Once when I was in high school one of the counselors, this older lady with a semi beehive hair style (dirty blonde) and mom glasses called me in for "College counseling" (this was normal, but you usually sign up rather than get called in). I had one session already that was normal, she was friendly and everything.

The second time, she was extremely chatty and didn't want to let me leave when I tried to get up a couple times. Eventually she put her hand on mine when she was talking and I didn't resist like the fucking 17 year old kid I was. She started stepping on my dick with her foot under the table and it honestly felt better in that moment than anything I've done in the last 5 years.

Unfortunately some fucking kid knocked on the door and she had to talk to them after my appointment so she let me go shortly after.

>>728715626
Those stains Damn, do you use these anon?

>>728715831
Yeah and some is from her dirty pussy

>>728715948
cum in them and post results man

You shouldn't.

>>728715756
Holy fuck and then what?? Anon you fucking tease did you ever go back and fuck her

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Im back what did I miss?

>>728716684

>that slightly visible bra
hnnnnnnnggg

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>>728700011

checked.

>>728715626
Lets see a pic of mom

>>728716830
This.

>>728695658
Op careful not to reveal ANY information, these fags will turn on you in a moment's notice.

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>>728716745

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>>728699999
This is definitely a sign!

>>728704854
Even if your chubby?

And don't most older women have husbands anyways, so they won't fuck?

>>728717284
Goddamn she goes out quite a bit, do you think she fucks other guys?

>>728718639
By that logic men with wives wouldn't want to fuck anyone either. The husband's underperform, you'd be amazed how badly male stamina deteriorates with age.

And the beer belly doesn't help lmao

>>728695658
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

>>728695850
Your mom's dresser, that's where my aunt used to keep hers.

>>728718875
What the hell is this

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>>728718707
That would be hot if she cheats on her husband

>>728718791
So how would I go about It?
cause I would def want to fuck some milfs

>>728719490
u still here op lol its me with the cum on dildo and in toothpaste lol no fappin till u get there, safe that load lol

>>728699999
gg wp

burp

>>728719591
Not that original guy with the weird grammar but if you want mature pussy, you only need to find out through word of mouth where the cougar bars are.

Those are the spots everyone knows about, and that's where milfs go to get their fix. No regular mature woman would be caught dead going to a known cougar bar, just like no straight guy would ever go to a gay bar.

Once you're there, you just mingle and start talking to older women, ideally ones there alone (dealing with groups yourself is hard).

>>728695658
My ass.

>>728719490
Would love it if you found some dick pics on her comp that are definitely not that guy's. Maybe she's got a young buck fitness instructor she blows after classes.

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>>728721017
That's.....good advice.

Any ideas on how to find them? Is it just word of mouth only, or can it be found online, etc

>>728721017
Funny u say that lol i have a hot lesbo friend i have known since school bus days,i have went to a gay club with her acouple times, actually alot of straight girls go there and my lesbo friend hooks me up alot lol best wingman ever