Has /b/ ever come across something you weren't supposed

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I don't personally have a lot of OC but Ill post some Ive saved from other anons... Pic related is an anons sister off her laptop

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>>728690707
walked around the corner of the school when
I was 15, saw some guy getting the shit beat out
of him by a bunch of football jocks. head jock
pulls out a knife and stabs the guy like 20 times,
then cuts his throat and they all leave.
didn't see me, and police never found the real killers

>>728691570
If this is true, its fucked.

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Pretty sure its a girl i went to college with

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Girl on left is an anons niece that was posted on here

>>728691771
yes, pretty fucked up
i never spoke up cause im beta as fuck and scared
the jock would come after me

>>728692049
do you know how many anons there are here?
this means nothing

>>728692179
Your life is worth more than a guy you didn't even know.

>>728692629
that was my reasoning at the time
it was a decade ago, statute of limitations
is probably up on it anyway

>>728692815
Not for something like murder...we aren't talking about a simple assault here

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Found this of her on her phone while she was passed out drunk

>>728693051
ah. so should i speak up then?

In highschool, i was heading into the gym for another highschool prep assembly, saw a friend of mine fingering his disgusting fat gf with his arm around her shoulders and the other in her pants. He noticed me watching straight away and just smiled. Scarred me for life.

>>728691771
Wow great story.now take ur brain pill and lay down

>>728693380
You should dedicate your life to investigate the murder and kill each member of the crew one by one. That's the only way for you to find redemption

>>728693513
This.
Become a vigilante. Leave them all messages to let them know you're coming too.

>>728693513
haha, yeah. they'd never see me comin

>>728693380
Yes

>>728693271
Who is she?

>>728690707

Gorgeous breasts!

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>>728693822
Girl my friends knows

>>728693513
Nice try, Aiden Pearce

>>728695456
Who dis? More?

>>728695456
Any more without the bright light.

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>>728695456
Some guy found a dropbox with a bunch of her pics. Here's another :)

I don't have a pic, but have at least a story of "seeing something I shouldn't".
>be years ago, 15ish
>dad asleep, mom working late on some project
>be sleeping and wake up to piss, then notice lights pulling into the driveway
>assume it's someone dropping my mom off but the car is sitting in the driveway
>the headlights turn off and can see from my bedroom window, can make out that it's some dude sitting in the driver seat
>wondering wtf, who is this fucker
>still not pulling out to turn around, now the car is turned off
>then i see a head pop out of his lap - and it takes me a few seconds to figure it out because i'm retarded, but it's my mom
>can't see more than that, just my mom obviously giving some dude head in the driveway
>they apparently finish and she gets out, i just get in bed and wonder if i should say anything

It turned out to be some younger dude she worked with, she had been seeing him for awhile off and on, or at least that's what I figured out. I never told anyone, felt like not my business.

>>728690707
more? story?

bump for interest

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>>728695456
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>>728696495
But what was your mum's head doing on his lap?

>>728693513
this

>>728693462
moar

>>728696839
cute tits, moar? story?

>>728696804
maybe she was sleeping

>>728696763
Perfect. Cheers anon

>>728696763
she's hot as fuck, do you remember the story?

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>>728696940
Just saw her on here. Use to work with her.

A couple months ago I was eating pizza with a friend when she had to go take a shit.
I decided to grab her camera and I found pics of his boyfriend eating out her pussy.

>>728697321
how can you tell when there's no face?

>>728690707
I once found a VHS in a locked cupboard featuring my mum getting fucked by my dad on a couch.

>>728697484
Did you like it?

>>728697342
post them

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>>728697651
I was about 14 at the time, and yeah it turned me on. i wish i still had it. The quality was shit, but that was VHS at the time, still did the trick.

>>728696495
>never realized that could have been his lap

>>728693513
This.

I don't know if I wasn't "supposed" to not see it but when I was a sophomore in high school a girl I had a few classes with (drivers ed and japanese) was a camwhore on /soc/ and posted nudes. I saved them at the time, but they're long gone now.

I was 16 at the time, she was 18 but a junior still because she transferred or something like that.

Fuck that was like 6 years ago now and she's still a camwhore there. I always wanted to tell her about it but I thought that would have been creepy because I kind of had a crush on her. I wish I had because she's still really pretty

>>728690707
neighbor's kid basically showed me his mom nude on his dad phone, he thought it was funny

>>728697683
Man, I was at a pizza place waiting for her to come out of the bathroom. I wasn't going to get steal the SD card or something like that lol

>>728697964
post her pics

Got a few shit stories from HS. On mobile tho.
>going to math class
>see Christina R. and her boyfriend leaning against the wall
>bf reaches down the front of her overalls and pulls out her massive E, F, or G sized tips.
I dunno how big for sure but huge
>they notice and don't care
>she shot me a knowing glance later in math

Not sexual but:
>be circa 2002
>be in the air force in a pretty low level techie position
>called in to fix a computer in one of the experimental hangers. It's top secret so I'm not supposed to have clearance, so what they do is that when I (or anyone without clearance) need to fix something there, they cover up the hanger with sheets that form like a corridor to the offices (why they didn't have doors from the offices to the outside that don't go through the hanger is beyond me)
>walk in, everything covered up as usual
>gust of wind
>see something huge and sleek, but too small to be a jet
>don't ask what it is on account that I know they won't tell me
>years later I discover it was an early prototype predator drone that wouldn't fly declassified for at least 5 years

>>728693271
Nudes?

One night I decided to attend a campus party instead of playing D&D with the mates. It was a pretty normal night, I had my accustom three beer limit and decided to hit the head before heading out. The main bathroom was occupied so I figured I try the one in the master room. When I walked in I saw, let's call her Red, I saw Red pass out on the bed half naked and two dudes huddled over her. They both turn to look at me; talk about awkward. Anyway Red was/is a major bitch so I just half smiled and pointed to the bathroom and excused myself. After I got done I walked back out and saw one of the guys lifting up her bra and snapping pictures. I walked out locking the door behind me. Surprisingly I never heard anything about it the following week and Red was still the worst TA ever.

>>728691570
You need to learn something about stabbing and cutting a throat.
It would mean the head jock would be covered in blood from head to toe.
You can't just walk away from that.

>>728698331
Fuck greentext.
Saw a chick get fingered by her bf by the cereal at Target.

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>>728694160
>>728694973
anymore????

>>728698668
Not necessarily.

>>728698068
take photos with your phone dumbass.
>it's like you have never fucked over your friends before.

>>728697779
fucking hot photo

>>728698668
um, i never said he wasnt covered in blood
obviously he had "friends" protecting him
either because he played football or because
he was just hooked up, but still he got away with it

>>728698864
Sure not, if he is a surgeon he would be OK.
Otherwise, you will be covered in blood after 20 stabs.

>>728697342
>his boyfriend
>her pussy

wat

>>728699474
it's a typo you fucknuts

Old fag here.

Tripping on memory lane.

>1975
>Me and a buddy hanging out by the lake.
>Fucking around and doing stupid teenage shit.
>Couple pulls up to the bluff above the park
>Sunny summer day
>We decide to sneak up on them
>Peek over the edge
>First time I ever saw titties.
>cute firm girl with long straight blonde hair
>they must have been high
>fap material for years

The 70's were cool to grow up in.
No AIDS/HIV
The worst thing out there was herpes
It was difficult to get porn but it made it so much sweeter when you got it.

Now you punks have it easy.
All the young women try to compete with porn stars that are readily view-able on a high speed connection.

Of course it doesn't mean us old farts aren't taking advantage of that also.

>I'm going to fucking hell for everything I've done and don't care.

>>728699474
>>728699602
Yup, typo

>>728699055
Tbh I was shitting my pants because I thought I was going to get caught. I'll take the pics next time.

>>728690707
more of these tits

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>>728690707
>Was at a party in LA
>Everyone at the house is doing coke
>Couple of pornstars
>Need to goto the bathroom
>walk in bathroom see this chick doing a line off a dudes dick with another guy ready to tag team her
>Dudes freak out and leave.
>Girl is all coked up and looking at me
>Says "thanks for fucking that up anon."
>Luckily I have a bag of coke on me.
>Pull it out
>BIG SMILE ACCROSS HER FACE
>She closes and locks the door
>We both do a line
>Feeling the coke in my nose I get ballsy
>grab her tits
>She's okay with it so I spin her around and fuck her on the sink.
>Tried to do anal and she said no

Still jackoff to her porn, was a fun fuck.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1277949446

>>728690707
I came across a dead body on the beach,waves were barley going over it, thought he was just drunk, which i see alot of people pass out on the beach,Nocked it a couple times with my foot and put hand over mouth to check for breathing,just left it,since he looked like a bum...

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>>728700207
No. Fucking. Way
Could die happy if that were me

Found pics of my dad with another women and another daughter, dubs and i post her nudes, thanks icloud

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Found this on my sisters laptop (no that isn't her)

>>728700577
You got dubs, so post'em already.

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>>728700671
And this which i presume to be her

>>728700540
Yea, it was a great night

Had to fuck her really hard because of the coke and hard liquor. Never seen her in a porn fucked as hard I did her.
>never got her number like an idiot.

Friends had pronstars over a lot, but never her

>>728700787
So you fucked her and left? End of story? Didnt continue finishing that blow together?

>>728700732
did your sister get a boob job? because those are fake tits.

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>>728700540
Same here, going to a party must be cool

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This is a woman who lived on a golf course I played at. She was always gardening in tank tops with no bra and her big tits would almost fall out. We used to hit the ball over by her yard just to see if she was gardening. She would smile and chat us up when she saw us looking at her. Never once did she seemed concerned that her big tits were most bare for all to see. Was surprised to find naked pictures of her though. Must have taken a real liking to showing off for others

>>728700959
Went back to the party and did the blow through out the night. It was one of those degenerate hollywood parties you always see in the movies.

Got a hand job from another girl in porn at the party but I don't know her name and never found her porn. Coke was involved in that too, she actually sold me the coke. When she gave me the bag she shoved it down my pants in her car and then pulled my dick out. Asked her for anal and said no.

No anal for me that night.

>>728701224
Last time I went to a party all I did was sit in the corner and eat all the gummy worms. That was highschool 3 years ago.

Saw several corpses float past when I was working in Angola, even a few kids. Soldiers came onboard later that day and asked if anyone had seen something float by. We all said we hadn't seen anything, we had been busy working.

Quit my job when I got home 2 weeks later.

Found a video of my ex gf having sex with a dog on her laptop

>>728701362
>>728701224
>>728700540

I actually have a picture of me and her in the bathroom doing coke. I'll see if I can find it.

>>728701455
Why would she have sex with her dog on a laptop? I feel like it would get broken that way.

>>728701251
donald is this you?

>>728691570
>arterial spray

>>728701455
share vid

>>728701658
No Donald here

>>728701607
The laptop was already in ruff condition, anyway

>>728690707
Two dead dudes at a trap house when I was like 5 years into a heroin addiction, saw a lot of dead people actually. Watched people die too trying to save someone as they just puke on you fucks eith your head for life

>>728701713
you obviously missed the later post where I
addressed that question
read more

fixed a family relative laptop and decided snoop. Found some pics and a bj video in her email. Pretty sure she was 16 at the time.

one time at school i saw two teachers in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

>>728701903
share vid

>>728701988
thanks ralph

Yeah, kind of. Friend and his gf shared a bathroom with me, one of those 2 way entry bathrooms. One day his gf, I guess, thought I had went to work or something, but it was an irregular day where I slept in. Door on my side was open, she was in my clear view. Proceeds to get undressed and masturbate in the shower (couldn't see that, but could definitely hear it). She continues moaning, goes back into her room and shuts doors to finish herself off. I should've started moving, or "accidentally" started heading toward the bathroom, meet eyes and have her forever live that moment so sexual tension might rise in the future. Those were different times.

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>>728701658
Same northwest woman

>>728692815
Doesn't exist in this case, also just to let the anons know not every state has a statute on felonies. Here in nc no statute for felonies, paralegal fag here in the great state of nc, source mom is a criminal defense attorney for 30+ years. Still federal statutes apply but the state can just butt fuck you if it falls into their jurisdiction

>>728692815
law fag here no statute of limitations on murder

>>728701570
Blease bost it man

>>728702430
i wouldnt know one way or the other
if i call the police, what do i tell them?
wont i be in trouble too for keeping it to myself
for so long?

>>728702581
im not a lawfag, i wouldnt know

In the weekends I lived at my parents house and so did my sister. Some time ago I came home from a night out. I closed the door and left the keys on. Normally I take them off, so that my sister and/or parents can still open the door if they came home later than I did. Anyway, I was already upstairs and too lazy to check/grab the keys I left on the door. So I checked if everybody was home. My parents were so I checked my sisters room. I walked in on her taking a dick up the ass. That's one image I won't forget that easy. Damn

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>be 17 (grade 11)
>arrive at school really early before it starts so me and a friend can practice guitar together
>we decide to practice on stage in the assembly hall behind the curtains
>as we enter talking we see a senior and a junior (grade 8 - 13 years old) awkwardly walk out backstage
>we discovered an 18 year old secretly hooking up with a 13 year old
>mfw I'm a nice guy and didn't ruin his reputation by telling anyone
>mfw I hooked up with a 13 year old when I was 19

>>728702647
no stupid you didn't do any thing wrong, but you where useless. yeah walk in report a crime. be ready with names and dates. if they say okay and let it go, that's on them.

>>728702647
tbh no prosecuter is gonna commit that level of professional suicide and try and indite someone who was a teenager in fear of his life. also i doubt a jury would let that shit fly. so do you know these dudes names? how many years has it been? also would you mind being on the record accusing this guy? you will probably have to testify, especially since therfe wasn't enough evidence to convict him earlier. was ever charged, suspected, or indited?

I work on about 4-6 murder cases per year average, the defense side of things but i review the evidence and organize it for the attorneys i work for and talk the clients frequently

>>728702647
we all gonna die its doesn't matter at all let it go man for the fuck sake live in the present

>>728703128
was he ever (the guy who did the murder) questioned, charged, suspected, or indited?

>>728702370
nw uk?

Kinda a wasn't supposed to see. As a kid I was playing around with other lads at some function I was forced to attend, anyways all the kids were being watched by a group of mothers most of whom had babies, anyways one of the mothers starts to breast feed with the whole Towel over kid and boob thing, at about the same time two kids started doing something extra autistic so the mother had to yell at them and doing so she kind of stood up causing the towel to fall off and the kid to get pulled away from her tit. Anyways I think I was the only one who saw it not to mention I was to young to really understand what had happened. Before you ask no she wasn't hot 6/10 tops

>>728691570
give us the city, state and year it happened so that we can check it

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>be me
>need picture dad took for me off his phone
>ask if i can send the photos to myself
>go into photos app
>looking at recently taken photos
>see my dad's dick over my stepmom's cum covered face
>proceed to bleach eyes

>>728701838
Wat

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>>728703028
wouldnt i be hit with an "obstructing justice" charge?
i know he was charged, but as far as i know he
never went to trial and got off without any
further investigations

>>728702770
At least she was taking it in the ass at home

>>728703381
no, you'll just get me in trouble
either with him or the police

Not nearly as good as half the stories on here, but close enough.
>be me, 14
>watching abbot and costello skit after dinner on dad's ipad (IDK why)
>sees other tab is porn, some Asian godess thing
>(beta AF) freaks out and runs to room
>parents have no idea why I ran

they still do not know to this day

>>728703455
no you're a witness, they didn't directly ask you anything so you didn't obstruct.

god you're such a huge fucking pussy faggot, honestly very unlikable quality in a person.

>>728690707
found a nude of a colleague in bondage on here one time. she had just broken up with a guy and it was in a "post your ex" thread.
she and i were pretty friendly and talked about our sex lives pretty regularly, so i decided to show her the picture.
7 years later, we are happily married.

>>728703548
Bullshit detected

>>728703128
If you were telling the truth you would have typed "indicted".

>>728703684
im not denying im a pussy. i just dont want to go
to jail

>>728703753
believe what you want

>>728703548
you're fucking retarded

>>728703880
maybe so, but im not going to jail am i?

>>728703322
Northwest Washington state

>>728703455
how long ago was it? I'm telling you DAs have to maintain an image with the public and charging someone who was in fear of their life when they were 15 is not a good way to do that. Your DA would look like a fucking retard in front of a jury and judge and I'm sure the paper would pick it up and destroy his public image. Remember that how you appear to the public is important to DA, they are public servants and a lot of them want to run for elected positions (such as serving as judge or other elected official) later on in their careers. No one in the public eye wants to be the guy that sent the kid that overcame his fear to what was right and convict a sadistic murderer to jail. It is just not a good look

>>728703862
fuck off, i hope you do go to prison and the jock shanks you. and all you had to do to avoid that was just not be a pussy all your life.

>>728703997
Bellingham detected

>>728703684
exactly obstructing justice is a charge for people who destroy oor like actively hide evidence to keep people outta jail. NC fag still here

>>728703851
bro i suck at spelling and fucking realized that after haha

>>728704084
Kent area

>>728704004
alright, maybe i will tell someone. it was almost 12 years ago if that makes a difference.
i just dont want to go to jail for it or have the guy
show up at my house and shoot me for turning him
in.

>>728704070
again, yes, im a pussy fag. im not denying that
if you were in my shoes youd keep your mouth
shut too.

>>728692049
damn shes hot.. any more?

>>728702430
Hey lawyer Anon my dad lives in NC I. 24 I know who he is he hasn't told anyone about me. Anything I can do to this fag

>>728703956
first of all retard jail is for minor/short term offences. so if you think you're somehow (even thought you're not according to your story) involved in a murder you'd go to prison.

but you won't because you didn't see anything because you won't give details to corroborate the story. if no one saw you why would it matter if you tell us who did it or to look up the murder? it can't be linked to you in any way.

you're so illogical and just plain dumb. not to mention you are a coward anonymously, that's like hard to accomplish but you did it.

>>728704312
>kent
>Northwest

kent is south of seattle, bro.

>>728700671
fucking britsluts
they have that unmistakable clown makeup

stole some nudies off my sisters boyfriends phone when he was passed out drunk.

>>728704604
Northwest United States. Washington. Likes to show off her big tits in the Kent area

I have naked pictures of brother's girlfriend a video of her sucking his dick.

I have nudes of my girlfriend's sister and videos of her being fucked.

I have nudes of one of my coworkers and risque ones of another.

>>728704444
>if you were in my shoes youd keep your mouth
>shut too.

lol probably not, i wouldn't be scared of some "jock" especially 12 years after hs. like fuck dude i'm 30 i'm not "scared" or intimidated by people at all. not trying to be macho, i just don't realistically feel any sort of threat. if he comes after you defend yourself and call the police. for fucks sake man it's like you're still 14 and don't get how irl works.

>>728704444
nice quads. I mean the question is will anyone believe you at this point, and does any of the evidence they have still exist? So was he charged and found not guilty? If so keep your mouth shut. I just question if anyone is gonna lock someone up based on a witness appearing after 12 years and sying "that dude did it" without any other evidence. IF you'll fell better though than give it a shot, but be prepared to be intimately intertwined in this matter if you are the only substantial evidence that exists

>>728704922
you're obviously not a skinny gay dude

>>728692593
Nevar Forget

>>728704523
do you know where he is? is he on your birth certificate? also disclaimer I'm a paralegal and not technically allowed to give legal advice

>>728704523
not the lawyer but i guess you can sue for past parental support. if he never gave you any money. the court would probably want a dna test first. they usually can do a court mandated one.

>>728705025
get a gun

>>728705334
anon this is america, gays can't own firearms

>>728690707

I clearly saw a murder.

Didn't tell anyone, because I wasn't able to see the murderer.

But I clearly remember the dude sitting on his chair while he was being shot in the back by someone. He wasn't even able to cry, just died there.

>>728705106
Understood. No he's not on my bc, however he's part of a tribe which I also should be entitled to be in as well. PS it's a non federally recognized tribe. I just would like to have the opportunity to maybe visit the reservation.

>>728691570
>I was 15, saw some guy getting the shit beat out
>of him by a bunch of football jocks. head jock
>pulls out a knife and stabs the guy like 20 times,
>then cuts his throat and they all leave.
And by jock, you mean nigger.

>>728705496
they need them the most!

i mean look at this guy, just cowardly as fuck. he needs something to give him a chance.

>>728705583
That's not how greentext works, newfag.

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>>728691295
So fake.

"Sister" puts a low-resolution shitty pic of herself naked on her laptop. Doesn't give a fuck when someone tinkers with her laptop.

How could you think we're so gullible?

>>728705565
you would have to establish paternity with a DNA test like this anon said
>>728705162

you could sue for back child support, I know they lock people up for not paying child support but idk bout back support when the child is an adult. Does he have any money because this would probably be expensive. Were you guys in a different state when you were born? jurisdiction is tricky but you might have grounds to sue him in the state you were born in or where you live versus nc, making it cheaper. Again you would have to actually know where to find him to get a DNA test in the first place. I guess you would start by filing a motion to establish paternity but this would be a tricky thing to navigate so my best advice is hire a lawyer

if anyone wants to see some nudes of my sister add my kik dtaylor4444

Christ in heaven can we stop with the legal chat, I'm sure there are better places to have this debate

>>728706151
Just post them fucking fruitloop

>>728705741
She could have forgotten it was there. She could just not care, thinking her brother would have no interest in such. When we were roommates my sister had nudes on my computer, and knew I knew exactly where they were; she just didn't care. (and no I don't still have them, this was ten years ago)

>>728706004
lawwyers take entire classes on the subject of jurisdiction and in paralegal school they teach us that were stupid and just ask the lawyer. also criminal jurisdiction is way easier than this civil shit so you would definitley need legal advice on what state you have grounds to sue in, way beyond my limited degree

i was looking through my dads phone once so i checked the messages between my mom and him and there was dick pics. I basically kek'd all day
(this was like 2 years but i still have it burned in my head)

>>728690707
You mean like CP on /b/ back in the day? Or more like classified documents? My mom's dildo? Or that polaroid photo of my dad in a red evening gown?

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>>728705732
>That's not how greentext works, newfag.

Greentext is more of a guideline than an actual rule...

>>728703692

fucking lol
post the pic faggot

>>728706441

>classified documents
story time my friend
unless it's some gay "lul i went on wikileaks.onion huehuheuheuhe"

Alright:

First one:
>Be working some call center job.
>Be in training. Have trainer who married the recruiter lady that I talked to before I started the job.
>She looks kind of Asian and Latina. Okay body all around.
>My trainer/boss is pretty cool guy and ironically, he shows me photos he stole off some neighbor's wifi he broke into by cracking their password. He literally would throw me his phone in class sometimes to look at some website that shows off women's asses.
>I go through his phone and find nudes of the recruiter lady.
>Use his own email to email myself the pics and then delete them from the sent folder.
>Fap to the pics every now and then. But it only shows her tits.

2nd story:
>Basically, gf was uptight milf who was twice my age. Perfect body, but a fucked up mind.
>Was up tight Mormon too.
>Could almost never get nudes of her unless she was asleep.
>She actually had taken pics of herself in lingerie but never sent them to me. One day I found them on her computer and saved them.
>Ironically, she did send them to me a long time ago, I just never opened that particular email from her.

General story:
>Hid my phone in countless bathroom halfway sticking out of my pocket or charging on the counter with SC-OS recording from the front facing camera.
>Captured countless women's asses and pussies.

3rd story:
>Backed up my ex-girlfriend's phone.
>Had already memorized her passcode.
>Found a bunch of nudes I wasn't supposed to see.

4th story:
>Be living at a college apartment complex.
>It's across from another complex.
>One morning, be moving out.
>Standing on the railing of the stairway.
>Literally see a completely naked woman walk into her kitchen with no blinds or curtains in the windows.
>See her tits and ass.
>Felt like a fucking dream.
>She quickly realizes she's in plain sight of other windows and leaves the kitchen.
>To this day I regret not having had a camera right there. But I wouldn't have been able to get it turned on in time anyway.

>>728706266
I dont understand why people say things like this instead of just getting the pictures and posting them.

>>728707067
5th story:
>Friend of my mom's had come over and my mom took naked pictures of her front and back.
>I knew about this and went through my mom's developed photos.
>Would take the pic at night and fap to it when I was 12.
>My mom eventually got rid of the pics.

2nd general story:
>When I was maybe 7-9, I would constantly undress girls in their sleep.
>The one I did it to most was this 13 year old named Vanessa. She would constantly sleep. Maybe her mom gave her sleeping aides or something.
>Anyway, I would spend hours inhaling her sweaty soapy ass odor.
>I didn't know what a vagina was and just found a bush in the front. Sometimes she'd have a pad over it.
>I assumed the pad was for when shit came out of her ass, so I always put it over her ass when I pulled her panties back up.
>To this day I can't find her on Facebook, because she has such a common last name.

6th story:
>Be at hot springs.
>See girl changing with a smoking ass body.
>Since she was above the water, I could see up her towel and saw her beautiful pussy.
>Fap into the dark water and cum.

>>728707901
7th story:
>Be literally stalking this girl for years that I had a crush on.
>Eventually figured out the password to her email. It's her cat's name.
>Go through her email and find pics she emailed herself of herself in the bathtub. No nudity though.
>Still fapped furiously.

8th story:
>Be at a friend's party.
>Has a hot tub.
>Smoking hot ass girl with tan skin in the hot tub.
>Perfect 10/10 body.
>Get my phone out and secretly record with SC-OS.

>>728702323
Should have recorded it.

Should have walked into bathroom with boner pretending to get into shower and offered to fuck her.

Should have told her about it.

Should have done everything except what you did.

>>728693513
Only this, dont be a snitch.

>>728690707
A few years back I figured out my roommates iphone / ipad unlock code.

When he was at work I went through his ipad and besides finding his dick pics I found pictures of his super hot girlfriend i always fantasized about. I took pictures with my phone and jacked off to them from months. I eventually felt bad and deleted the photos.

>>728690707
When I was a teenager I was trying to find my dads porn magazines.

I found one and was looking at it only to find my aunt in the pictures.

>When I was 15 my family lived in a neighborhood where the houses were really close together, only separated by driveways
>House next door had a single mother in her 40s and her two daughters
>One daughter was about 17, the other about 12
>The younger one never put her blinds up and her bedroom window faced mine, just a few feet apart
>I'd sit in my room with the lights off and watch her
>I started getting her routine down, knowing when she'd be showering or getting ready for bed
>I saw this girl completely naked every day for over a year
>Her sister usually closed her blinds, but sometimes I'd get lucky and see her naked too
>One day I'm jerking it while watching the younger one towel off after her shower
>Suddenly my stepdad walks into the room without knocking and scares the shit out of me
>He sees what I was doing and looks through the window and watches the girl, still totally naked, for a few seconds
>He smiles and says "She's real cute, isn't she?" then walks out and closes the door behind him
>Many years go by and we've still never discussed that moment
>Last May that girl graduated high school and my family got an invite including her senior pictures
>She grew up to be really fucking hot
>My stepdad looks at her pictures then tells me "I bet she looks even better naked now"

>>728699850
thanks for sharing ol' bro

>>728698332
Nudes of the drone?

>>728690707

Yes a history of snooping. Found dad's rather massive porn habits on a regular basis when poking around the shared computer. Worst was when i was going to transfer some The Sims downloaded files onto a floppy (my computer didnt have internet) and he had ~100 tabs open, quite vanilla stuff luckily. He was stay-at-home/artist type. Pretty traumatic to a young kid who thought god existed and dad was a super-human niceguy

Anyway now i'm a work from home artist with a porn addiction, can i blame him somehow? Maybe.

>>728696388
FUUUU

more of this one!!!!!

In 7th grade, a girl taller than me bended down to help me tie my tie and she wasn't wearing a bra and i got a good look

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Looked through my now ex girlfends emails while she was asleep and found pictures and videos she sent to her ex boyfriend. I obviously forwarded them all onto myself.

>>728693462

Predator in 2002? Yeah no. The MQ-1 has been flying publicly since 1995. It might have been an MQ-9 Reaper. Which wasn't introduced until May of 2007 but was conducting test flights as early as 2001.

>>728694194
Name starts with B?

>>728693271
Cool, will use for drawing references

>be 12
>go to aunties house for Christmas
>had attic room of her house
>room had bookcase from floor to ceiling
>couldn't sleep one night so decide to get book and read it to get me to sleep
>the normal shit was there Harry potter, cooking books etc
>come across travel books
>gets a chair to stand on to then reach the top of the book shelf
>books that ranged from nudist to swinging
>no idea what that was at the time so picked up a random book
>book about top nudist locations to visit on holiday
>starts to read and notices people naked
>confused as fuck carrys on
>next few pages had ticks next to the names of places
>then it hit me
>my auntie must of been a nudist and this is where she keeps track of where she's been
>mystery solved
>flicked through book to find hottest girl
>jerked off
>put book back
>never thought about it again

>>728705583
this is what happens when you can google how to greentext

>be me go out often as i have a job in city and need to catch public transport
>nothing interesting ever happens.
>then one day i accidently get on the wrong train.
>still nothing interesting
>my life is so boring

>>728704804
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