Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Rip
カラミチーマス
>>728684136
Ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtNjz7jghE
Cute Kyouko
>>728684305
RIP
>tfw I thought I told myself I wouldn't stress over my stats test
>24 hours before stats test and more stressed than ever before
CLaim
luul
>>728684484
You know, it may be with me, but the more I study, the more I stress, which leads to failure. So basically, I don't study, I pass.
>remember to claim
Is it time to stop
>>728685498
Dont stop (dont stop) dont stop the beat, I cant stop
hi
Shit, its dying again.
>>728686502
hi friend
Pollen is gay
>>728686555
Nice trips
>>728686595
Makes me glad bees are going extinct
>>728686691
thank you friend
>>728686722
Is that true?
PogChamp
ayy
>>728685657
Rory, you're the one that posted that risotto recipe the other day, right?
>>728686789
How are you today?
>>728687046
Yes, if you can call it a recipe.
>>728687149
why
>>728687238
Why what?
>>728687404
why do i need to tell you
>>728686971
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roFdib5s3Is
>PogChamp
No I'm not Kyouko
>>728687480
You don't
I was just trying to make a conversation, sorry
>>728686760
Yes, hello again
>>728687500
That's that nigger, Mugi
>>728687222
Well, I'm used to ghetto cooking, was too lazy to check a proper recipe.
Made it today, mainly used ingredients I had laying around.
Used jasmine rice (I know, it's wrong!), ground beef, scallion, carrot, red onion, vegetable broth, and some cream.
Turned out pretty great actually, ended up making A LOT of it though, so that's going to be my dinner for a few days now...
>>728687823
Not ok
>>728687500
>>728686971
Isn't bees dying a bad thing though
Even though I hate pollen aswell, makes my eyes hurt
FeelsBadMan
>>728688008
why not ok
>>728688106
It doesn't matter
>>728687946
Thats the point of it. Jasmine would have made it less thick and glutinous because thats what arborio is designed and grown for. Lasting a while is why I put it, its easy, cheap and lasts for up to 5 days in the fridge, so you cook batches and reheat whenever.
>>728688036
Nah, we can replace them with robots that wont sting or give us allergies, only dogmatic environmentalists think it is a bad thing.
>>728688301
seems like it does
>>728687500
It's hip to fuck bees
I know, but I was just trying to convey some kind of emotion. I probably shouldn't have typed a twitch emote here, but you know what I mean hopefully
>>728687912
Mugi is a nigger xd
>>728688036
Bees are important but still shit in the long term
>>728688321
>Nah, we can replace them with robots that wont sting or give us allergies
Oh shit, that would be amazing.
>only dogmatic environmentalists think it is a bad thing.
That's where you mostly hear it from, and people that heard it from those people and just repeat it to others.
It's a vicious cycle.
>>728688150
No -_-
>>728688451
I'm glad you agree uwu
>>728688441
It doesn't, sorry
>>728688091
Why not?
Pet me.
Bees are pollinators, which means they keep plants growing. No pollinators, no plants. No plants, no air. No air, no life
I hate bees too, but they play a massive part in the process and without them, we would lose a massive amount of plant life
>>728688620
Because I I don't do that
No
>>728688682
is something wrong? Do you want to talk about it?
>>728688911
maybe
>>728688620
*pat pat*
>>728689202
What is it?
>>728689385
well not here so no
>>728688726
Why not? Don't you love me?
>>728689302
*nyahs happily against your warm hand* you're nice...
>>728689678
On discord?
>>728689887
You are neither Alice, my mother, or my cat. If that answers your question
>>728689908
yes
Hi~
best
>>728688726
>No pollinators, no plants. No plants, no air. No air, no life
I like the way you think, lets skip the robotic bees and make nanobots that can create oxygen.
>>728690050
B-but...
>>728690096
I don't think i can help much but i can try
>>728687594
Does this trigger you?
>
Claiming best girl.
>>728690542
ok do it then
>>728690589
No.
>>728690898
Ok
My Discord's Nobody#5930
>>728689887
Guess I am.
*pat*
>>728691043
Good, how are you?
>>728691235
Ow... not so hard...
>>728691343
Could be better, my head hurts a bit.
How about you?
Evening thread
>>728691523
I'm a bit lonely and in need of pets.
Why does your head hurt?
>>728691763
Cute hoodie.
>>728691837
I can provide pets.
Lack of sleep, I would assume.
I'm getting some major heartburn too.
>>728691343
*soft pat*
Apologies.
>>728692154
Please gib pets...
Why lack of sleep? Are you really busy?
>>728692170
*giggles and enjoys your soft pets* :3c
>>728692307
The opposite, I have very little to do and just don't feel like sleeping.
*pets*
>>728692307
How has your day been?
*pat*
>>728692513
Ah~ ah, I am going to take all these pets home with me and roll around with them on my bed ^^
Bye now~
>>728692726
Really busy and it looks like I'm being called back to work, so I have go now, sorry. Thank you for the pets.
>>728691763
Evening gremlin
>>728692307
*rough pets*
>>728693064
<3 you're nice, but I have to go! bye now
>>728692863
Goodbye then.
>>728691837
cute non-hoodie
>>728693064
>>728693240
No, he's not nice :(
>>728692863
>take all these pets home with me and roll around with them on my bed
I am picturing someone rolling around in a bed full of hamsters, disturbing.
Bye
Seras claimed.
How are you all doing?
>>728693401
What if I said cute gremlin?
>>728691763
Hello there.
>>728693493
Weird analogy.
What makes you picture that?
>>728693401
Kaw-kaw!
AssParaGoose up in this thread to take back the Christmas you've stolen.
>>728693493
That'd be fun. As long as they can avoid getting squished.
>>728693773
No clue, my brain does mysterious things.
Just imagined someone saying that as they leave the pet shop with bunch of hamsters.
>>728694175
Wouldn't that crush their little bones though?
>>728693707
Still rood
>>728693773
Hello, how are you
>>728694175
You have issues,
>>728693928
but you have even more grave ones.
>>728694305
Hamsters are surprisingly quick and agile.
>>728694363
But the rood is how I show love, gremlin
>>728694363
Pretty bad, my head hurts quite a bit.
How about yourself?
>>728694602
Hmm, what if you shoved them inside a futon and slipped inside yourself?
>>728694305
That's why I found it disturbing.
If you don't roll around too fast, they might be just fine.
>>728694363
>You have issues,
Tell me about it...
>>728695026
>>728695026
Not with that attitude
>>728695067
>hamsters in a futon
Absolutely barbaric.
honestly i'm disappointed that nobody claimed her
Claim
>>728695100
>>728695513
Wellm you are the one claiming her, how are ya?
>>728695513
Whiz is objectively better
>>728694602
Show me less love then :o
>>728695067
I'm fine I guess
Where is your waifu from?
>>728695069
Just did
>>728695652
he-re-tic
>>728695778
fite me
>>728695793
Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>>728695100
Hello there.
>>728695778
Kinda ironic to be saying somebody in a show is objectively better than another while claiming Rory
>>728695793
Ugh... hey jerry. Or should I just be calling you dear neighbour?
>>728690788
That's a funny picture, doesn't look like Rem at all desu desu
My salmon just tasted like salmon. The glaze added nothing but a slow burn
hello
>>728695636
Nanas?
Hey there.
>>728695945
Hello!
I apologize about leaving during the morning, I had a few things to take care of.
>>728696256
Is this who I think it is?
>>728696370
it is, yes
>>728696370
Sup.
Working yet?
>>728696223
Could have been worse I guess, salmon that doesn't taste anything like salmon can be rather... interesting.
>>728696370
I don't remember talking at all today, but it is fine either way.
Has been a while.
>>728695793
You dont like my love?
>>728695983
But Whiz is better than Megumin.
>>728696223
I once made mushroom taste like duck.
>>728696999
And there's better than Rory
Like the girl who isn't a Mary Sue
>>728696444
Really?
The hugging man himself?
>>728696448
Hey hey.
Eh, I was supposed to start today, but I was missing a few papers and stuff. Now I'm just waiting for an e-mail letting me know when I actually start.
Sleeping early for no reason truly kills the hope.
How about you? Studies going well?
>>728696674
Well, I said Lain would claim you if she could and then left, I don't know why I'd expect you to instantly recognize me, so don't worry about it.
>Has been a while.
Around a month I'd say, yes.
How have things been going for you lately?
>>728697458
I can't multitask, no matter how hard I try.
>>728697264
But Im only talking about Konosuba girls. In regards to Whiz being better than Megumin. Tell me Im wrong in that.
>>728697264
>Rory
>Mary Sue
I don't think you know what that term means
>>728697458
Yes, it is indeed me. Roseanon aka Prinz aka Aoba.
>>728697458
Alright, congrats.
Hope they e-mail you soon, or you need to get back out there. If they won't hire you sooner than later, find someone who will.
It's better than suffering.
Well enough.
>>728697496
Hey Jill.
>>728697580
I preferred Darkness
>>728697591
>She's perfect and everybody accepts her joining the cast
She has to be written out of the plot arbitrarily because she breaks the dynamic harder than bringing tanks to fight knights
>>728697616
Woah, woah, woah. WOAH.
You are Roseanon? The one who streamed the unboxing of his Ruby figurine? I thought you died. My world has been a lie.
Am I also adopted.
>>728697954
Yes, thats me. I forgot about that unboxing heh. I didnt die no. Why did you think I was?
>>728698061
Because you hadn't posted in a while, I thought you had either left or died, and we all know what was the OBVIOUS thing to assume in such a situation.
>>728698296
Oh yeah yeah. I mean during maybe half that time i wished i was dead, but don't worry about that. I'm pretty much gone from waifu, but for some reason I thought I 'd pop in. I don't think I'll be here much longer
>>728697458
Pretty bad, close to horrible, but just shy of it.
Yes, I recall now, I had my suspicions you would call them I guess, but nothing more than assumptions in a any case.
How have you been yourself?
>>728696048
Why jerry? It's Sherry!
>>728696999
Not if it's like this :o
>>728698441
Yuukiiii
>>728697817
hey Rem. doing well?
>>728698555
Yeah, some other relatives are here to visit my grandma
>>728698477
Whatever dude see ya, I'm more excited one of the big waifu mysteries was solved in my head.
>>728697879
Darkness is second best.
>>728698555
JILL!
>>728698700
oh okay heh. thts good i guess. see you
>>728698547
Hi Ai
Pizza Hut Goddess Claimed
>>728698547
Hey, I insult everyone to begin with.
>those eyes are fucking hueg though
Sawako claim
Get
>>728700155
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