Red flags for women that would stop you from fucking or dating

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>has a cock

hand tattoos

>>728677107
>tattoos

FTFY

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>>728676970
>even if they're hot
if she's hot and is willing to let me put my dick in her it's going to happen, only red flag is if it fucking stinks or has an std

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>farts in her sleep

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When they have more guys as friends than girls.

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OC w/r/t reddit's r/videos losing its collective shit over united tasing a dude. your best gasden flag memes ITT

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fuck I didn't mean tot post gasden meme here but what I meant to say is that if you can't match an inanimate rubber phallus then kill yourself anyway.

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>>728676970
What does this have to do with anything?

>>728678217
Kek

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>has more guy friends than girl friends, even if they're gay
if women can't get along with other women, they definitely can't get along with someone of the opposite sex any better

>>728677200
how's being 12 and forever alone?

>>728676970
slept w/ a black

>>728676970
Self harming, victim of sexual assault. Not that I don't empathise, I'm just not good at dealing with people with those issue. It would fuck with my head, we'd both get hurt. Not worth the drama for either of us.

>>728677042
I don't think you understand what woman means.

>>728676970
A cock the size of a girls foot is not big lol
I got 7 inches, get on my fucking level

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>>728678010
I've got several

>>728679219
Nigger / trash detected

>>728677885
>girls with more guy friends
>girls littered in tattoos
>girls with bad breath/teeth
>girls with white tongues from smoking
>girls who act like children in public
>girls who've dates spanish/black people
>black girls

>>728676970
>implying thats not a good thing

>>728680015
you only wish so you could justify being alone

>>728679219
Considering I'm neither. Tattoos are for white trash.

>>728680015
This anon gets it.

>>728679415
ur a pussy then if her problems would fuck with your head. get your shit together anon.

>>728680266
Why would that be a good thing?

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>>728680285
>attempting to samefag this hard

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>>728680282
>m-muh

>>728680366
Try again, retard

>>728680436
just where do you think you are nigger faggot?

>>728676970
Smoking or other tobacco use
Any drug use aside from weed
Tattoos bigger than 2x2", or more than one
Prior sex with a black man
Treats strangers like shit
Hates kids
Lives in a trailer

>>728676970
Only way to get a STD is by fucking a girl who's fucked a nigger.

>>72867697
Dildo Usage

>>728677042
Sounds like the ideal woman.

>>728680538
you are severely retarded. probably a shit skin

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>>728680475

>been with someone black
>nose / eye piercings
>viable (hand / face / neck) tattoos

but to be serious

>been with someone black
>low credit score
>credit card debt
>lack of close friends
>"still close friends" with ex / exs

>>728676970
IF SHE'S CRAZY, LEAVE HER IMMEDIATELY, EVEN IF SHE'S HOT

"DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY" IS A TRUE POPULAR ADVICE

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>>728681511
Fuck off Randy

>>728676970
>neck tats
>tramp stamp
>dated black dudes
>have a lot of "guy friends" but no GF's
>have kids
>smokes
>fat

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>>728676970
Was in a relationship with a "gangsta" fuckstick.

>>728679816
Uhhh my dick is 7" and that ain't big bud. Definitely ain't the size of a foot.

any over indulgence of any drug, alcohol included. definite red flag. i can drink like a horse, but if a woman does, it's game over. they have absolutely no self control

>>728676970
"I don't do anal", "I don't suck cock", "I don't do this or that". Fuck off bitch.

>>728676970
>owns dildos the size of her foot

but all my women have had very small feet. i've only fucked one chick in my life that was over 5'4". i like em small, skinny legs and all

>>728676970
Some examples include: Attempts to alienate you from family or friends. Never apologizing or accepting fault in arguments. Sees everyone as all good or all evil. Inability to empathize.

>>728681928
yes, this is the sign of someone that thinks they get their way no matter what. impossible to get along with. avoid at all cost

>>728682111
check'd and this guy gets it

>>728682176
>Sees everyone as all good or all evil.

>Inability to empathize.

the empathize is a major fuckup and soundn't be under emphasized. the all good or all evil isn't. some people actually are all good or all evil. i see the ability of a woman to recognize this as an asset, not a liability. most females can't

>>728682274
Even small women tend to have large feet, when compared to most dicks that is. A US size 5 women's foot, which is considered very small, is still going to be a bit above 8 inches in length. Most women, even short oney, are wearing larger than a size 5.

t. footfag who loves petite women and small feet

>>728676970
has scars and openly talks about her fucked up brain

>>728682545
Fair enough, was just referring to liking smaller women, but enjoy your life footfag, Godspeed

Like a million reasons, I'm honestly surprised how tolerant I'm now, almost like I do love her.

>>728682696
>Godspeed footfag

i'm rolling out of my fucking chair over here. this i need on a monday, kek to the top

>no hobbies

bc her hobby is the D

>>728682696
Thanks m8. My last gf was 4'10" with size 5 feet, I think this is usually the smallest adult women's size, then you have to go into kids sizes, and I loved comparing my dick to her foot.

I'm exactly 7 inches and her feet were still a bit longer than my dick.

>>728682753
>almost like I do love her
ask yourself "what would you do without her"

oh what a giveaway

>stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?

they'd have to smell very bad.or act like a legit psychopath. nothing else would stop me

>>728682943
>My last gf was 4'10"

you are my hero. i can only aspire to that, my smallest girl was 5'2". i did have my eye on a 4'10" spinner, she was married but i damn near talked her out of it back when i was a real bastard.

>>728682995
>legit psychopath
aw fuck man, i was married to her. c'mon, lets say it all together....

"NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY"

>>728683136
You should definitely try and have at least one sub 5 foot girl. Mine was Asian and was a ton of fun in bed.

>>728677200
What does ftfy stand for?

>>728683353
yup. mine was mini. and did not weight much. loads of fun tossing her around.

>>728683368
fuck trannies, feel young

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>>728680896
>>728681511

>>728683353
i don't really like asians. my 4'10" dream girl was the bartender at my local watering hole. the more i talked to her, i found that we basically had the exact same childhood, and she was from the town just down the road from me. we clicked so hard it was funny. if she hadn't been married with a kid, i'd have bedded her that first night.

>>728678010
Dude was a fucking doctor. He payed for his ticket. United oversold and instead of offering free miles to get volunteers they sent cops in to wrestle out some random people that had payed for this flight.

>>728683368
Fixed that for you

>>728682176
You hit the nail on the head.

I'd like to add:
Refuses to do things that are good for others unless it benefits them more.

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>>728676970
if she dont like guns

>>728683672
>Refuses to do things that are good for others unless it benefits them more

well i don't know about that one. it's really not my responsibility to make anyone's life better. maybe they could try, oh i don't know, growing the fuck up and helping themselves? i don't mind helping but when it becomes expected, fuck that.

>>728676970

only red flags:
>she ain't virgin
>mental illnesses
>illegal age or 10+ years more than me

>>728683544
Thz

>>728683797
my wife is better with an AR than i am

>>728683797
THIS. Also, liberal, socialist toughts, hippie, easily gets butt hurt (ahaha, not like that, you pervs), black, plain personality, "am not like other girls" personality, irresponsable....gosh, am picky, wtf?

>>728683881
I don't mean expected. I just mean using their situation as a means to profit.

>>728683915
>>she ain't virgin
oh, get the fuck out of here. i grew up years and years ago, and i lost it at age 15. they are probably losing it in kindergarten now days

>>728684096
OK, that i agree with

>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos
>being self-centered &arrogant
>being uneducated/shallow
>is a fat, flabby landwhale
>has a cock (traps are gay)
>is a pothead/drug addict/alcoholic
>being a feminist and/or atheist
>doesn't read books or enjoys nature
>has shitty taste in music, movies & tv

>>728683915
>virgin
>no mental illness
>legal age

have fun never fucking

>>728684036
>black
seriously, don't overlook the white girl trapped in a black girls body. this is one of the most underutilized women out there. and they are just begging for a chance. trust me on this, you will not be disappointed

>>728684260
>"Feminist" (feminazi)? I wouldnt even look at her.

>>728683962
nice^^

>>728684260
>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

funny, that's what I specifically go for

>>728684457
she's the only person i know that has a 1911 that cost more than my first two cars put together

>>728684530
Damn, you gat a diamond at home, dude. Kudos.

>>728676970
>piercing
>tattoo
>coloured hair
>fat
>to a question "have you fucked a nigger" answers yes
>too yellow teeth
>feminist
>pothead
>basic/normie
>doesn't play games
>goes out with her female "friends"

jesus I could go on.

Someone who has to be right about everything and can't stand being disagreed with. I've seen this cause truckloads of misery; especially when it's over stupid shit like what color the living room curtains should be. I know it's cliche, but no one's gonna find someone that agrees with them on every single issue in life.

>>728676970
and I should be jealous of my girl is using a dildo smaller than I am why?

>>728684498
>trashy look: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos

you a sad sad puppy. i see any one of the above, it's like the siren goes off and the kitchen is on fire. well, hair that is dyed yellow, that's a color that exists in nature, so that's allowable. that other shit, brick red, purple, blue....c'mon, gimme a fuckin break. piercings, tattoes, especially a whole sleeves worth? you definitely are not on my level, you are a fucking attention whore. next....

>>728684736
>goes out with her female "friends"
???

>>728684888
triple eights and you don't get that? i get that

read gap lapper

>>728684498
that list is for girlfriend material, if it's just common slut, you can reduce that list down to this:
>is a fat, flabby landwhale
>has a cock (traps are gay)

i would never turn down fucking a hot piece of trailer-trash ass. cum buckets are just that: are worthless whore you could care less about

>>728676970
I've been dating a crazy chick for 3 years. She put me through hell having borderline personality disorder and being an alcoholic with major rage and defensive issues. Likes to call me daddy but doesnt seem to have actualy daddy issues who knows though.

Her step dad called her baby doll one time while we were visiting.

Thought the mafia was coming after her while drunk one time.. Fucked up my entertainment system with a beer bottle knocked over my shit tried to hit me. She can be hot to fuck on occasion because she's so fucking nuts. But usually she just sucks in bed.

I've pretty much checked out and concentrate on work now. See her once a month maybe. In the meantime I have a couple fuck buddies. Also cucking a clients husband (their idea) and I have another client whos a millionaire 9/10 milf almost same age as my parents who is constantly buying me dinner buying lingerie and aching to get fucked. I'm only the second person shes ever had sex with two. She was shaking like fuck the first 5 times I tried to get in her pants and now she's all in.

My mind is so FUCKED from crazy bitch though I can barely get into this shit. Depressed as fuck.

DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY PEOPLE

>>728684888
I meant when a female who has a constant need to go out shopping or to a cafe with ONLY her retarded female friends you wouldn't be able to listen to for more than 10 seconds but somehow they understand each other and hang out for more than 5 hours pretending they in fact don't hate each other.

Am I autistic? probably but you most likely know what I am talking about.

>>728676970
this is what would turn me off right away:
needs or uses anti-depressants, or anti-psychotics
was or is a drug addict
has no job
does something dishonest and laughs about it.
alcoholic
more than 25% overweight for body size
doesnt suck cock
has a cock
too many or large tattoos.
no manors
no sense of adventure, sits at home most of the time
has a pussy stank that cant be washed away.
overly body focused (worried about tits too small, ass too small etc)
no self respect

>>728684993
i grew up in a trailer park. picture sunnyvale but about 10x poorer. that was evergreen. you could run numbers on what time the cops would show up that day. no shit.

so believe me when i say. there are a lot of things in the trailer park you wouldn't fuck. i know you specified "hot", but i just thought i put that out there. cause god, the sights i've seen.

>>728685220
Share more about the cucking fam, it's always based to mess up someone's wife better than them.

>>728685220
end it.
crazy women are one thing, but actually insane women are another.

never waste your time with someone with major behavior problems that they take or need to take medication for.

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>>728685308
>no manors

>>728685308
>no sense of adventure, sits at home most of the time
>doesnt suck cock (right afther that I always say "u kidding, right?"
>has no job (Disney Princess Complex)
>has a cock (Mostly this)

>>728679198
when a women makes an excuse that the guy shes hanging out with is ok because hes gay... its an act so they can fuck while you're out with your dumb drunk buddies.

if she has ever shaken hands with a nigger

>>728682545
Always with the feet. I have to get off this site.

>>728679415
True. They are a lot of work and tend to be highly irrational.

guys, are you that hard up for ass that you would stay with a nutsy bitch? damn. i went for like 2 years without a woman on purpose once because i divorced my ex who was pretty crazy at the end. so i just swore off women for 2 years. when i finally did jump back in, guess what? yep, right back in with another nut bag. at least she had money, she was heir to a fast food thing in the south US. i'm not saying which one, but take it from me, what a burger they had. so then i swore off again for a few months but then found my wife. 18 years later....

>>728685596
yeah I had a bottle of vic I never took and she would ask for one pretty much every time I came over. Had a cocaine run for a month or two as well and wasnt much into taking it slow.

>>728683353
What's it like fucking such a tiny qt?

>>728676970
>grils who smoke
>grils who feel entitled because they are grils
>grils who can't stop talking about exes
>grils who won't join me for a workout
>grils who just don't smell or taste quite right during sechs
>grils who identify too heavily in "nerd culture" E.G. Grils who sub to loot crate
>grils who don't pay attention to the news
>grils who are unmixed black
>grils who are church goers
>grils who can't cook

>>728685522
Well I work for them on occasion. I deal with the wife. He's been going on reddit and has been bugging her about playing "hot wife" she had tried a friend but he got wierded out. I was her next attempt. She propositioned me after I did some work for her one day. I came back the next week and fucked her on their bed. He had to leave the house so we could fuck. She was ok. Not the best fuck. But hopefully it'll heat up more down the road. It should be interesting the next time I see him knowing I fucked his wife.

>>728685421
i didn't grow up fancy either (i'm what murricans call a redneck). that's why i got high standards and try to avoid the trash

>>728677200
fuck off back to red.dit you cunt and keep fixing shit there for other cunts

>>728686274
Even if it's not the best lay it must be an ego boost getting to pound into her on that bed.
The 9/10 milf sounds like a submissive mess too, are you going to enjoy her more?

>>728684863
>hair that is dyed yellow, that's a color that exists in nature,

It's called blonde. You fucking plum.

>>728686184
It was pretty great. I wasn't super into Asians before her but now I definitely get the appeal. She was just so tiny, it was really easy to toss her around.

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>>728686308
smart man

>>728681752
Haha got me.

>>728686782
>It's called blonde. You fucking plum.

yellow is the color. blonde is something that women came up with because they didn't want guys saying their hair was yellow. don't buy into their bullshit.

actually i only call it that because it pisses my wife off. i laugh like hell and she stomps her feet. i tell her she has yellow hair.

>>728676970
touched a nigger
dealbreaker, and filthy trailer trash whore with no standards and no self-respect

>>728686616
>>728686616

>>728687058
you are fucking kidding me. this is real isn't it? shit fuck sonofabitch. i knew it, i just fucking knew it

>>728676970
>tattoos
>smoke
>nigger
>not having a dildo the size of her foot
>have more girlfriend than guyfriends
>fat
>uneducated
>clingy
>lazy
>liberal
>likes expensive stuff
>conservative
>religious
>racist
>fake boobs
>fake eye brows
>no shaved pussy
>no blue eyes
>not white

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>>728676970
She doesn't have a good relationship with her father

She doesn't take care of herself, eats shit and doesn't exercise

She doesn't take care of her possessions, car or home

She doesn't like animals

She believes Pepsi Cola is superior to Coca-Cola

>>728676970
My dick is usually the size of her foot

>>728687552
>She doesn't like animals

this is a bad sign. anyone that is cruel to animals is a potential serial killer

>something seems off about her, even though she's nice
It means she's forcing it. Mostly likely will turn out to be psycho.
>She refuses to talk about/listen to subjects she has little knowledge about.
Narcissistic.
>too jumpy
>is chubby AND insecure about it
I don't mind if she's chubby bunt don't expect me to pretend like she's 10/10.
Also if she's insecure it means she feels powerless about it.
People who feel powerless about their own life tend to blame others for their failures.
>Wants to do all housework
Might be she thinks she does it out of love at the time. But later she'll expect these favors to be returned when and where they want it.
No thanks i'm comfortable doing my laundry and washing my dishes.
>Watches television to fall asleep.
Sad thing, many people do this and can't fall asleep without it. I don't blame anyone, but i'm a very bad sleeper, so even if we'd be a match in everything else, this is a dealbreaker. I just can't go through the week with 4-5 hours of sleep/night.

Are my standards irrealistic, /b/?

>lies
>not clean shaven
>won't touch another girl
>won't do anal
>blows money
>hard drugs, period
>clit piercing
>overweight
>lousy in bed
>hates kids or animals
>feminist
>chronic bitch face / mode
>no job
>controlling parents/siblings
>no sense of humor
>doesn't use toys
>too focused on appearance
>cares too much what other think or about social "norms"

>>728687527
Fucking biology man. It will ruin your everything with explanations

>>728687058
Fucking kek
Also an obvious indicator of what kind of a job she's capable of getting.
>NOTICE ME

>>728688140
>>Watches television to fall asleep.
i have to do this because i have to wait for all the drugs i take to make me sleep take effect. i can't sleep for shit. i'm that guy that is lurking 4chin for 70 straight hours because i can't fucking sleep.

>>728676970
i have that same dildo KEK

>>728688478
>lies

the deal breaker of all deal breakers. there is nothing else to say. one lie, you hit the fucking bricks. pussy ain't that fucking valuable.

>>728689425
i so hope you aren't a guy

>>728689330
u gon die if you keep that up tho.
If nothing else take valium or something.

>>728689716
gotta go to a doc for that. and i was hooked on vic for a while, i quit cold turkey as i always do, so i'd prefer just to drink like a fish and die whenever.

>>728676970
>Please don't tell anyone about us, I want to keep is secret for now

>>728685225
you sound like a possessive sperglord

>>728676970
wait, her foot or my foot? i wear a size 15. ouch

>>728689852
if you can quit cold turkey why not quit uppers too and get a hold of your life.
You know, for fun.

>>728689870
it's a fine line between stupid and clever

>>728690346
all i do is drink, what made you think i'm on the crank? i quit the vic 3 years ago, i haven't done any speed in a long, long time. did i misquote or something? i'm an alky, that's about all these days

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>is submissive
>no sense of humor
>overreacts to things like cancer jokes
>wants to be a "bad bitch"
>constantly posting on instagram
>fat, but doesn't do anything about I to yet constantly complains
>doesn't have any ambition to improve themself spirtually, mentally, and physically
>is under 25 and has had sex with 15+ guys
>no personality
>is a dirty virgo

>>728690541
but it's funny you would say that. in high school, my nickname was speed king, like the deep purple song. it got so bad i would eat the powder out of black beautys and sell the empty caps to dumb fucks. my heart would skip beats i had so much in me.

>>728689998
So fucking close to quints

>>728691004
where's the bateman off by one poster when you really need him?

>>728690541
>>728690871
Nah i've misread, thought you stayed up for 70 hours from speed/x.

Damn, sorry then anon, i'll spare you the lifestyle change advices, 70 hours is way beyond that.

Well, you could always go tyler durden.

Hope you find your peace, one way or another.

>she feels entitled cause she's a woman
>has dyed hair that isn't brown blonde black Ex: blue,purple,dark red and not a ginger, etc.
>Dated a nigger
>Uses instagram/snapchat all the fucking time
>Uses phone during dinner/other inappropriate times.
>If she's shorter than 5'2
>If she's a fucking idiot
>Has more guy friends than girlfriends
>Has an annoying laugh or voice
>Majored or is majoring in anything stupid (womens studies,art,english,music)
That's it.

>>728678224
Probably because having big dildoes means being a slut that's only getting off with huge dicks

>>728691965
And if she's even remotely fat

>>728677107
Any tattoos.

>>728692225
Being this much of a virgin

>>728676970

Either is or has had sex with blax.

>>728686744
Hah yeah she's pretty ocd. Extremely intelligent and accomplished. But definitely submissive. Which I guess you kind of need to get along with me. I can be pretty blunt and like things my way.

>>728679415

Any female victim of domestic abuse brought it on herself by dating a douchebag. Garner no sympathy for those kinds of girls. Their fate is to be single mothers who train the middle class' wealth through gibs, and pollutes the human race with white trash who will infinitely continue this cycle.

>>728686744
oh and yeah it's a nice ego boost. But I'd rather have some young hot chick who's less in her own head. I overthink shit all the time but I mean fuck you have to turn that shit off when it's time to fuck. I don't need to hear a novel in bed.

The other thing is it's hard to enjoy it sometimes not wanting to take her out and keep shit on the dl all the time so I don't fuck up my rep completely. But it's probably too late for that. People talk.

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What happened to all the snake memes?

>>728687531
Impossible
>Conservative
does not match with anything else on that list, lmao

>>728685220
strange

because usually crazy girls are good in bed.

>Wants kids.

Seriously, I can forgive a lot of shit. But kids is a no go for me

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>>728694464
Preach.

>>728676970
Why is footlong to small?

>>728694417
yeah its good when shes drunk or something which she never is anymore (thankfully) But the rest of the time she's a fucking stick in the mud depressed angry weirdo who never leaves her room besides work. She wont do anal.. wont do road head.. wont do it out doors.. wont do it at the parents house.. doesnt like different positions.. doesnt know how to feel love.. doesnt know how to love herself.. doesnt have confidence

but the first 3 months... that shit was insane when she was drunk or on something and totally in love with me

>>728692589
>everyone I don't like is a virgin

>>728686043
>tend to be highly irrational
congrats, you just described 99% of females

>>728686187
>loot crate
KEK

>>728680589
>accepts weed
>doesn't accept cigarettes

The autism levels are yuuge on this one

>>728680538
halfway up your moms ass

>>728690008
same here, sasquatch /b/ros

>>728691762
>Well, you could always go tyler durden.

my sides, venus, that shit. danke

>>728691965
>she's a fucking idiot

that pretty much wraps it up there anon

>>728692494
THIS
dead giveaway of a hobag

>>728694337
his junior high school "social studies" teacher made him add that

>>728694932
goddamn, did you all marry my ex wife? fuck

>>728676970
Druggo/former druggo
Cheated
Split up a marriage

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>>728676970
>daddy/mommy issues
>basically any kind of mental disorder
>acts like a child
>expects free shit for being a woman

I can't stress it hard enough how important it is for the girl to be mentally stable. That shit can fuck with any relationship

>Has meaningless one night stands all the time and/or multiple times a year.
>Uses a dating app like a depressed pleb out for a nut.
>Owns a dildo the size of her foot.
>Smokes cigarettes.
>Is an alcoholic.
>Is a drug addict.
>Doesn't use any substance moderately.
>Has piercings and lots of tattoos.
>Believes being transgender is normal and not mental illness.
>Listens to a lot of rap and hip-hop.
>Watches reality television.
>Is a bleeding heart liberal.
>Is a republican.
>Is fat.
>Wants and plans to have kids, rather than wants kids to be accidental.
>Is bisexual.
>Is a feminist.
I could probably go on. I quit talking to girls years ago and chose to just fap on occasion for a reason. I'm a lot happier when I don't have to worry about somebody else.

>>728676970
If she's been with a nigger.

>>728690782
>>is a dirty virgo
I've only ever been hurt by virgos but for some reason I keep finding them. I'm hardheaded but I think I need to realize this

Being a conservative or a republican. I won't let those fruits get near my cock.

>>728698622

>believing star drawing bullshit

>>728676970
Isn't virgin

>tfw I'm forever alone

>>728699288
it's funny though. think about my family

my birthday = mayday
wife birthday = D Day
kid's birthday = 9/11

WTF?

>>728676970
>owns dildos the size of her foot
This is only an issue if you have a tiny dick.

What if the grill is 5 foot. There feet are like 7 inches or something.

Tiny dick detected. OP should anhero

>>728692225
>5 inch dick
lul stayed mad you tiny thing

>>728700560

My brother's ex, her sister, her sister's best friend and her daughter were all born on the 23rd of various months, it's called coincidence. Big deal.

>>728676970
That depends on the size of her foot there little girl.

>>728683915
you've gotta have self image issues if not being a virgin is a red flag. you're not entitled to anyone's you fucking loser

>>728700942
>>728676970
op has a small cock confirmed

>>728677885
That means she wasn't serious about you to begin with. If you even try when that's the case then you're dumb for trying, don't blame her.

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>>728676970
No, the dildo is HALF the size of her foot. She doesn't shove the balls in!

Also, animal fucker, and that includes niggers is my red flag.

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>>728677339
>TFW many STDs don't show symptons either at some point or at all.

>>728677652
That means she's comfortable with you
>or that she takes it up the ass and she's done so recently

>>728679415
You know they say
>if she's depressed and she cuts
>she'll have sex in the butt

>>728693817
Completely false, You would probably be a woman abuser, but
>can't get a gf
>gf would be stronger than you
Sucks to suck, anon :(

>>728680266
i'm with you.

>>728679816
I really hope you're not proudly proclaiming you have a 7 inch dick right now.

>>728680200
Spanish people? I get the black thing, but I can't hate for dating spanish people. But I also live in Arizona, so that might be the reason.

isn't single (no im not flattered because you cheated for me you filthy whore)
tatoos, piercings of any kind
unnatural haircut (edgy style, dyed hairs etc)
shaved eyebrows
shaved pussy
accessories (glasses, ear rings, neckless etc)
overweight (even slightly, fuck "chubbies")
use facebook or any social app
have been using a dating service
smartphone during conversations, movies etc
too many males friends, orbiters or coworkers
wants a career, have an asshole job
burp, fart, vulgar
talk about her period
history of stds or abortion
let her contraceptive pills or pads laying around
believe in depression or mental problems
lie or use jealousy for leverage
drink

>>728676970
Women's feet are kinda small though. My fiance's feet are the length of my hands, for example. My dick is longer for shit sakes.

Now, if a man had a dildo the size of his feet....

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>>728684384
Pic related

>>728684260
>educated
>believes in God

choose one

>>728681732
this + addiction to anything other than weed

>>728676970
dated black, or shares now this/AJ+ regularly.

>>728684260
potheads are the best girlfriends
it's when they also smoke cigarettes
that's the fuckin problem

>>728676970
>Red flags for women that would stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?

non-white
stupid

>>728684736
>Piercing
>Tattoo
>Coloured hair
>pothead
>Basic/normie

Good luck finding a girl that doesn't look like a morbidly obese decayed cave dweller

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>>728703033
THIS

>>728687531
the irony and hypocrisy in your post is just too hilarious

>>728680200
I'm pretty sure that he means latin Americans, not European Spanish.

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>>728679816
Let me just grow my dick. Shut the fuck up faggot. Also you don't have seven inches.

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>>728704908

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>>728695640
Nigger are you retarded? Kiss someone who just smoked a joint then kiss someone who just smoked a cigarette.

Too bad your grandma won't even kiss you anyways

>Sea-green or blue hair. Other colors are fine
>Wears a cross/crucifix or a head scarf
>Doesn't do oral
>Vegan
>Doesn't like pineapple on pizaa
I keep trying to think of more, will add more as I think of more!

>>728702898
>addiction to anything other than weed
If they're "addicted" to weed, or smoke tons of it, 80% of the time they're just looking to use you and will be shallow cunts. I have no problem with weed but this is fact.

>>728705188
My grandma doesn't smoke weed faggot

>>728702401
also
watch tv
have strong opinions
get's triggered by my strong opinions
fucked up family or relatives
think homosexuality or race mixing is progressive
is a student
live in a messy place (mattress on the floor bohemian shit, nevrotic girly decoration)
uneducated (white trash lifestyle soda, msm, poison food etc)
hipster tastes (involved in creative/progressive bs, consumerism statements, use culture for virtue signaling)
overall bad or edgy tastes in clothes and style

>>728702401
>>728705626
Good luck with that.

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>>728702199

I like the cut of your jib.

>>728702401
>use facebook or any social app

Have fun dating grandmas.

>history of abortion

So, you're against women with good judgement. If she's done it before she'll do it for you if a not so happy accident occurs.

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>>728676970
>OP has a microdick

girls' feet are tiny, you beta piece of shit

>>728705504
then she's probably going to die soon, congrats

>>728707637

wat

>>728707573
For all the guys saying girl's feet are tiny, have you guys ever touched a girl before?

Small feet on a girl are in the 8-8.5 inch range, most average girls probably have feet in the 9+ inch range.

>>728676970
>Had sex before
>Willing to have sex before marriage
>Masturbates
>Doesnt have a father / father is a pos

>>728707725
old people die, especially ones that smoke cigarettes and don't smoke weed

congrats, you won't have to support her any more, old people are a huge burden to our generation, especially considering we all paid into their social security but won't be receiving any ourselves.

>>728677042
>doesn't have a cock

>>728707573
What this guy ( >>728707789 ) said.
See this chart:

https://www.leftlanesports.com/popup_shoesize.htm

The average woman has been a size 8.5-9 shoe which translates to between 9.6875" and 9.875"

>>728707789
average is less than 9 inches, but if you're an oldfag like me it's more like 7 inches
>women's feet getting bigger by the decade for some reason

regardless, if you're intimidated by an 8 inch dildo you should probably just end things now.

>>728707945
Get the fuck out off here degenerate druggie, this is a straight christian white men forum.

>>728700560
subhuman detected

>>728705501
Nobody is really addicted to weed.

Unlike alcohol and opiates, no physical dependence is formed on weed, so it's technically not real addiction.
>mental addiction
absolute psycho-babble bullshit and very different than actual physical addiction

>hair dyed an unnatural color
>fucked more than 4 guys
>has guy friends (she might think of them as friends but every guy know they want to date them or fuck them)
>girl friends are a bad influence
>girl friends are an influence at all, really. why the fuck should i have to keep them happy too
>bad relationship with father
>asks for excessive gifts
>asks me to cosign anything
>history of dating white trash
>dated a black unless he's genuinely respectable
>single mom
>casual sex is part of her lifestyle
>drug addict, smoker or alcoholic

>>728707945

I don't believe he specifically said his granny smoked cigs.

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>>728708246
KEK

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>>728676970

>being this fucking insecure

don't worry OP girls with any visual merit aren't going for low self esteem losers like you anyhow

>>728676970
My dick is the size of my foot.

>>728708879
excuse him for having standards
we know youre buttfucking ugly so you cant have standards. no need to resent him for it

>>728676970
drinking problem... has cheated in past relationships

>>728676970

Crazy, I once had sex with more than just my gf ...
Coincidence ?

clapping with one hand.

>>728708453
forgot to add
>ever cheated

Kek

This whole thread just sums up how pathetic most anons on here are.

>>728708695
she's going to die pretty soon either way, that's the nature of grandmas

>>728708453
Confirmed unconfident beta.

>>728709329
t. single mom with a crater between her legs

>>728709425
that your knee-jerk reaction when you see a guy selling himself higher than you?

>>728709043
>having standards
You realize that your definition of standards is sexist and irrational right?
What if a woman said "I don't date guys with small dicks", you were like jesus what a slut and her friend was like "Excuse her for having standards!"

>>728709452
>comforting assumptions
kek

>>728709595
well my dick is 7 1/2 inches so i dont care

>>728709524
That's the funny thing though. The stupid things you consider to be "selling yourself high".

>>728709787
I find them repulsive. Cant help how I feel.

>>728709452

No, just a guy who can handle a girl having male friends because I'm not some kid scared my girl is out fucking everything the moves.

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This thread is lacking in gadsdens

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>>728709952
Honestly, it's more of a preference. Not a deal breaker at all.

>>728676970
>serious depression/anxiety
>any suicidal tendencies
Don't fucking stick your dick in crazy, kids. don't fucking do it

>>728676970
and you people wonder why women flee from you.

>I present to you this small box in which I've placed all of the females

>>728676970
my gfs feet are small tho...

threatening to kill onesself tho

>>728678010
>bringing reddit shit here

REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I bought my girl a dildo the size of my foot.

>>728683618
>payed

Lrn2spell, fag.

>is in the military

>>728710464
>threatening to kill onesself tho
Ultimate red flag. Leave that psycho stat.

>>728680589
you can't smoke but weed is ok... wtf anon

>>728688478
>not clean shaven
Mam. I'm with you. Haired pussy hurts the penis and pelvis. You can't also lick her without pubes on you throat.

>no job
This too. You'll lose 2/3 of you money with her.

>>728685688
kek
also checked

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>>728708801

>>728676970
>Red flags for women that would stop you from fucking or dating them even if they were hot?
feminist

>>728711682
makes perfect sense to me actually. weed and cigs are not interchangeable.

>>728676970
>cut marks
>has child before 20
>wants to be treated like a 'princess'

>>728701068

i'm not really sure if i'm the antichrist or if i just birthed the antichrist. it probably don't matter, either way it's a fuckjob

>>728682227
Would you take it in the ass for a girl?

>>728713157
>princess
>Audible kek

>>728702551
oh fuck. in a fucking heartbeat. she's hot as all fuck

>>728676970
If she would fuck a black guy, then no way.

>>728705188
>kiss someone who just smoked a cigarette
it's definitely an acquired taste, that's for sure

>>728705445
>Sea-green or blue hair. Other colors are fine
>Wears a cross/crucifix or a head scarf
>Doesn't do oral
>Vegan

i can go this far. pineapple on pizza? now i love pineapple, and i love pizza, but together? you, sir, are fucking insane

>>728683618
All of those people were first asked for volunteers to give up their seats. All of those poeple just sat and watched this escalate and no one made a peep to offer their seat to end the drama. So fuck this crowd as much as United. If they want to get even, fly someone else next time.

>>728679415
Alot of anons don't really get this post

Dated a girl for about 5 years that had been sexually active with her brother when she was like 8. They both consented because she didn't really know any better but later in life holy fuck. She became a fucking basket case and couldn't get over it, ruined her sexual identity and everytime she'd get drunk she'd just break down sobbing saying how she can't believe she did that.

Seriously its been like 15 years and she can't accept the fact that she was a kid and didn't know any better. Its not like it went on for a long time either, just like a year.

Word to the wise, some girls can deal with it and get over it, some fucking break down and refuse to let it go. Basket cases

>>728687552
I thought you and me could get along just fine until you had to go and say Coke is better than Pepsi. Filthy degenerate.

>>728692494
This

Tattoos are degenerate

>>728715580
Agreed.
>>728687552

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>owns dildos the size of her foot
size 5 (35 Europe) no problem
size 10 (44 Europe) then maybe

>>728701642
what are u talking about?

>>728716497
size 5 is still gonna be above 8 inches

>>728702230
lol what, get out with your speculations

>>728707945
>old people die
everybody dies. get the fuck over it