Hey Anonymous! What's for lunch today? Need a hand? Someone

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I want to fucking die

Y U do dis?

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Sakuya reporting in!
>>728672234
Why's that?

Emily, Sakuya, whatever the fuck your name is: The day your face is revealed is the day I find you and personally hang your skinned corpse on my wall as a trophy.

>>728672142
Nice! What are we eating today?

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>>728672283
Because if I don't, no one else will!
>>728672296
Luckily that won't happen! Nice try for the edgy reply though. 2/10 for getting me to respond.
>>728672351
Today I am having some leftover chicken! It's pretty good, what about you?

>>728672142
I could use a hand ;)

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Ill have a burger with a cup of milk please. Im lactose so i hope your bathroom has enough paper cuz i use about 6 sheets per wipe (it tends to soak through)

>>728672419
Oh no, I'm being serious! :) Later, faggot

Is there not chatrooms or shit for shit like this?

im a raging alcoholic who is having to drink so I don't throw up

what do

>>728672142
Nice outfit! I Like it

>>728672510
This?

>>728672534
You cant throw up forever so just wait it out

>>728672142
tits or gtfo alice

>>728672142
Kill yourself

>>728672142
Will you be my waifu?

>>728672142
If I were with you, you'd be the topic of lunch, I'd pin your knees to the side of your head and eat your pussy till I had my fill!

>>728672589
this thread again?
ftfy

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>>728672419
>Luckily that won't happen!

Neve, I repeat, NEVER underestimate weaponised autism.

/b/ is better than fucking CSI at picking out retarded personal details from pictures,videos, what have you.

Just a fair warning

I just had chicken parm, pasta and garlic bread with an ice cold bottle of Coke.

>>728672796
she's been doing this for years, newfriend

>>728672142

y'know, i like creative people and skilled trolls, but i can't seem to like you and i think it's because you're a fag, bro.

i know you've tried super hard to convince people that you're not, but you are most definitely a low testosterone beta male trying to transition into a female.

i can't respect things like you, despite your trolling skills. transgenders are evil

>>728672288
Dubble dubs

>>728672296
Why all the h8 fam

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>>728672499
See ya! Thanks for bumping my thread <4

>>728672510
Not just for /b/ tards.

>>728672534
Seek medical attention immediately. You have to be careful when you detox from alcohol because it's dangerous.

>>728672569
Thank you very much~!

>>728672686
I see no attention-whores here.

>>728672688
No thank you~!

>>728672738
No

>>728672740
No thank you <4

>>728672796
I'm very familiar with /b/ and the top autitsts that lurk. I've been here for 6+ years.

>>728672830
Hello Flan

>>728672782
Nonono
i agree with u

>>728672142
Op is a crossdressing faggot

>>728672869
Lets forget about OP for a second, how are trans people evil? Im not saying I disagree I just want to know why you think so.

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>>728672861
That sounds so good!

>>728672869
My vagina says otherwise <4

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>>728672142

>>728672919
>>>728672740 (You)
>No thank you <4

cos you'd have a choice, LOL

>>728672142
tits or gtfo

>>728672919
So you have been here for over 6 years then how old are you?

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>>728672142
Hi alice, milfag here. I'm having hotdogs for lunch they were quite good. It's nice to see one of your threads again, they are better than all the other shitposts.

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>>728673001
Thanks for the bump fam <4

>>728672874
>double dubs
Not a thing

>>728672142

I'm worried that my relationship is falling apart, not because of anything in particular, i think it's just fizzled out. We've been married for a bit but there's no passion left. What do we do? I don't want a divorce, but I want happiness.

Also, spaghetti is for lunch.

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YA'LL LISTEN

>>728673087
was a question

>>728672142
>Hey Anonymous! What's for lunch today?
nuffin. but plutonium is for dinner
http://www.strawpoll.me/12716886

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>>728673199

Alice my dear should I work out today? I kinda feel like it but just wanna stay home as well

>>728672919
Do you have a boyfriend?

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>>728673222
>>728673158

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I don't know why but i love this picture.

>>728672142
You should know the rules cunt.
TITS OR GTFO WITH TIMESTAMP
(ass is also acceptable)

>>728672142
I hate everything and everyone. I want to see people suffering and filled with utter dispair. I want to look into their eyes and feel thier deperation as they slowly watch everything they love crumbling around them. I want to watch the world burn. I don't know what's wrong with me but I get a warm feeling inside when someone is distressed from losing a loved one or something they cherish in their lives. That broken look on their faces like they've been defeated and seeing their eyes water up as they try to fight back the tears makes me feel good inside. what is wrong with me?

>>728672919
>no attention whores
>alice thread
b8 of the lowest quality

>>728673338
you want to get beat up by little girls?

>>728673377
you're 13, dont worry, it'll go away away

>>728672142
I think I'll have fish and a salad. Good luck dealing with people in this thread! I would give up quite soon...

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>>728672234
me too /b/ro, me too

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A spiderman thread? Sign me in.

Hi sakuya n.n, today I have some milanesa's sandwich for launch, not so much fancy

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There's only one Alice!

>>728672919
>I've been here for 6+ years.

That's cute.
I've been here since 2008 and I still get fucking amazed by the autism powerlevels around here from time to time

did alice leave?

For lunch I would literally cut your pussy out and eat it. I would cut your nipples off for desert.
Why? Because I can tell your a stupid bitch from your picture.
Now back to watching your shitty anime or show your naked body.

Do u have a boyfriend, Alice?

>>728672142
I use more toilet paper for masturbatory purposes than I do shitting.

i think im gay alice??? what do i do?

>>728672288
Is she making chilli?

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>>728673116
You should know to never ask a woman her age!
>>728673118
Hey, thanks for stopping by! I'm glad that you enjoy all the posting I do! I do it all for you guys <4
>>728673150
Have you tried discussing this with your significant other?

>>728673262
You should! It will release endorphins and other chemicals of the like and you will feel better!
>>728673338
Because it's hilarious
>>728673353
I do know the rules, and I know that I'm not attention-whoring so that doesn't apply to me. Please lurk moar.

>>728673377
I highly suggest you see a therapist because you seem to be experiencing a lack of empathy and sympathy towards other people.

>>728673509
I'm not the type to give up, but thank you very much! <4

>>728673514
*hug* Don't die. Talk to me!

>>728673532
No need for fancy! Just enjoy the lunch you've made~!

>>728673613
I know right? Summer is just around the corner......

>>728673620
No, I'm here!

>>728673487
I'm actually pretty old. I'd assume older than 95% of the people in this thread. I just hate life and living and I despise anyone who enjoys life because I don't

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OP is a faggot

>>728673633
Yeah. It's me. Back off, man!

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>>728673712

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>>728672142
I claimed you in a waifu claiming thread. We're together now, I expect you to be faithfull.

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>>728673785

>>728673026
Ew. Nobody wants to see that soggy, wet tube sock hanging between your legs you call a Vagina.

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Tyrone get in

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stop posting gay shit, post spiderman now

>>728673712
>see a therapist
I already see a therapist twice a month for years and now recently changed to once a month. It doesn't help. My life is so shitty, I could see a therapist every day and I still wouldn't be happy. I'd actually be even more pissed off because I had to see a therapist everyday

Can i have a hug for lunch?

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>>728673629
Settle down, edge-lord.

>>728673633
I'm not interested in men.

>>728673684
Okay.

>>728673707
Probably a stew!

>>728673785
You can't claim me. Do not expect me to be faithful or affectionate.

>>728673862
Vaginas don't 'hang' like you think they do. Are you 12?

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alice faggot is a trap you idiots

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>>728672142
Op are you a girl or a boy?

>>728673712
>You should know to never ask a woman her age!

You're not a woman though

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>>728673994

succ bitch

>>728672142
yo alice, when do you post? i thought it was only on fridays?

>>728673542
how has he survived that?

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>>728672234
I feel you /b/ro

>>728672296
Missalice_94 on google...

Ull see more than just her face

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>>728673991
What do you spend your time on when you're alone? Besides fapping, I'm looking for a serious answer, haha.

>>728674071
>>728674081
>>728674068
I'm a woman, dears. <4 Please try harder!

>>728674071
unsolved mysteries

>>728673994
>I'm not interested in men.
Welp.. that killed the fantasy of us fucking.

Feel like a worthless idiot lads
Can't hold onto anything worthwhile

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>>728672142

why the fuck won't you pack your bags and gtfo from 4chan faggot?

>>728674231
Prove it

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>>728674231
Alright then op can we your legs?

>>728674303

he can't its a stupid trap

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Why are there so many faggots today? Alice when do you plan on doing another dinner thread? I'm on leave for another 3 days. Mil

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Sugarfire Smokehouse

>>728674231
>I'm a woman
Then you're fat and/or ugly as fuck

Tits or GTFO

>>728672142
show us what you prepared for lunch.
also, you said "need someone to talk to", what if i do need someone to talk to? this tread is going to hell pretty fast, how can i get in touch and talk to you? Living alone can get pretty lonely and depressing, someone to talk to would be nice

>>728673994
You are like the moon in the night sky, not real.
Like the planets in our solar system, completely fabricated.
Like a supermassive black hole, just the wet dream of a disabled physicist. Why arent you real, OP? Why cant you be real for me?

Hey Sakuya, Whats up with the stuff written on the fridge. Sorry if someone already asked this.

>>728672142

GET THE FUCK OUT AND DONT COME BACK

>>728674464
>then you are fat
Anon are we seeing the image that op posted because she dont seem fat
ugly on the other hand idk
Op show us your face
Tits too

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>>728674231
>I'm a woman, dears.

NO! fuck you!

CARDINAL RULES OF THE INTERNET

You claim to be here for years and you don't know them.

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>>728674225
Not me <4

>>728674278
Tell me what's going on and maybe I can offer some assistance!

>>728674279
Because this is my home <4

>>728674303
See OP pic.

>>728674364
I think you're missing a word there.

>>728674397
Not a trap <4

>>728674464
See OP pic.

>>728674422
I don't know, nice dubs tho! I'm doing another cooking thread on Fridays. I post eveyday now. I'm going to update my patreon today to get the new, fixed schedule up.

>>728674541
I had already eaten it! I had some of the chicken I made for the cooking thread, I needed to eat it before it went bad <4

>>728674575
I'm very sure that I am real <4

>>728674648
Summer is here already? I should of guessed. Maybe it's spring break.

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>>728674740
Yes op i fucked up now legs can we SEE them

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>>728674715
I know them very well, in fact I know that you should lurk moar because you don't seem to understand that I am not attention-whoring so you should know that rule does not apply. Thank you, have a very safe day.

>>728672142

Can I burn your face?

>>728674231
Over the winter, I've been putting a new motor in my truck. I like fixing things but usually I feel like everything is a waste of time, so I waste it in a way I enjoy, I watch old tv shows and browse chat rooms to trying to find someone to connect with but I end up having nothing to talk to anyone about, so I just watch the chat, then I realize I don't really give a fuck what anyone has to say and they wouldn't want to talk to me anyway so I end up searching /b/ to take my anger out on someone and that's about it

>>728674740
You have a patreon? can you share it?

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>>728672142

SHOW YOUR COCK!!!!!!

>>728674714
>image that op posted
Since op has only posted 1 pic of him-/herself it may be someone else

>>728672142
Nice boots

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alice is getting player hated on so hard that she didnt even notice my question of when she makes threads

>>728674740
Why do you like 4chan enough to stick around?

Sandwiches and I have a problem. I don't really like my mother in law, but I can't stop wanting to see her naked. I've recorded her before, and I've deleted the footage as well since I feel bad after fapping. I've also smelled her underwear and get off from it, but I always feel bad afterwards too. I don't even find her very attractive, but I just can't stop thinking about it.

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>>728672142
Hi pretty Alice - do.. san!

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>>728674868
No, you're forgetting that even if you ARE a female, we don't care about that until you post tits, and they better be fucking timestamped.

Otherwise don't even try to mention your gender because until that point you might just as well be a man and will be treated as one.

DEAL WITH IT

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>>728674846
If you come to my streams, you will see them

>>728674888
S-sorry, but the fire won’t touch me anymore, after I won the last time we faced off!!

>>728674949
patreon . com / alicemargatroid

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>>728674995
No, I just don't have a Sakuya outfit yet. >

>>728674996
Thank you!

>>728675103
Hello! How are you?

>>728675122
Someone asked me if I was a man or a woman. I didn't specify it in the OP post. Please try harder.

>>728675138
Post some cooking

>>728675138
>patreon . com / alicemargatroid

WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE

>>728675138
>patreon . com / alicemargatroid

Cool. I also followed your Twitch. I'll throw you a raid sometime if you're on around the same time I am :)

~Zero

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>says she's not attention seeking, but replies to everyone.
Female logic

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>>728675272
No, you don't admit to being a woman, you don't insinuate that you are one, nor do you even pick up the fucking subject if there's no tits as proof.

This rule is fucking iron-clad since times immemorial.

Now go to a mirror and start repeating this mantra until it sticks

>>728675373
shes not replying to ME!

>>728674113
>>728675031

>>728675138
>my stream
Link?

>>728675373
This

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>>728675138
Post link then op i need to see your legs...
For science of course

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>>728672142
I am eating mashed potatos wiith gravy

>>728675373
Right? Girls think they're so slick.

>>728675272
Lets see... For lunch today i think i will be having a black forest ham sandwich, with cabbage instead of lettuce, horseradish mustard, lots of mayo, colby and swiss cheese, and maybe some jalapenos or siracha sauce. Followed by a dr.pepper because im rewatching steins;gate.

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>>728675285
I will make a thread for cooking on Friday! Be patient Anonymous.

>>728675373
Yes, because it's my thread..that I'm running..right now.. Obviously I'm going to reply to as many people as I can.

>>728675437
"No gods, no masters" is the only one I'll say, sorry!

>>728675520
I said that I make them everyday! Check out my schedule on my patreon and you will see the times I post!

Here's where I can be reached at:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nano pup
Vaughn: http://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

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>>728675520
That's just how un interesting you are, even attentionwhores ignore you.

You know what you have to do

>>728675272
Caitliyn?

I have a gnawing feeling that I am being used as a pawn in someone's agenda

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>>728675648
I'll follow you with a stick and prod you with it in the most annoying way possible, till you adhere to the primal ways of the chans.

Repent!

Who is this cancerous attention whore

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>>728675648
Aww I just missed lunchtime

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>>728673118
>marines

Fucking pussy.

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>>728672142
I hope your day has been nice. I wish I could stay and chat but I'm at work. I hope you do well until next time. Bye!

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>>728675605
Simple, but filling!

>>728675566
It's okay to be wrong.

>>728675782
Who?

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>>728675648
is there a full body pic of yourself face included out there in the depths of the internet

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>>728675648
Point made. Thanks for sharing your information because that's not attention seeking at all. Dumb cunt.

>>728675648
>patreon
Get a real job

>>728675873
>serving your country

He fell for the jewish bait

>>728672142
kys you uneducated internet scammer.

Sage get in here spiderman

>>728672142

Post face or GTFO nigger

>>728672796
>NYPA
Just leave dude, you've got the wrong kind of autsim

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>>728675826
In whose agenda, dear?

>>728675854
My name is Sakuya Izayoi nice to meet you!

>>728675876
Thank you very much!

>>728675910
No. <4

>>728675966
This is my home and I care about all the people that are on here. Especially the ones that hate me, because that just means I get to love them more.

>>728676004
I work at a financial firm in New York. I have a 'real' job.

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>>728675901
T-thank you. I gave half to my 3 chihuahuas ^^

>>728676190

hope you'll get stabbed one day

>>728672142
You know the rules and so do I.
>tits or gtfo

>>728676109
No. spiderman, go fuck your qt gf Gwen...

>>728675782
Her real name is Alex.

Guys, you can see her legs in stockings and such on her youtube celtyplays. You can also listen to her voice but the legs is where its at. Thanks for the fap material bb.

>>728675782
>>728675901
Knew a girl back in the day, lol She was a bi, blonde, anime head who was super slutty and awesome. Got me into a hentai faze until she left to live in new york city or some shit. If the name ain't you, then it ain't her. Figured it was a long shot anyway

Fucking die already, Alice. You need to get skullfucked by a cactus.

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>>728672142
>>728672419
>>728672919
>>728673712
>>728673994
>>728674740
>>728675138

Never really been on these kinds of threads
What do friends?

>>728676190
Can i at least get pic of what could be the most attractive legs on earth plz

I'm just sad because I broke up with my girlfriend and now I'm just feeling kinda lonely, what to do?

>>728676272
Same

>>728676190
Why do "girls" like this hentai animu shit? You're a faggot regardless of gender

>>728676396
>Her

it's a trap newfag

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>>728676272
Already did! Shook it off. Try harder!

>>728676377
Not even close <4

>>728676446
That's not my name, dear. <4

>>728676656
Check out my twitch! /celtyplays

ALICE. I LOVE YOUR STOCKINGS, WHAT SIZE ARE YOUR FEET. I WANT TO CUM ON YOUR SOLES AND ON YOUR LEGS AND LITERALLY INSIDE YOU, OH MY GOD. IF I COULD FIND YOU, WE'D FUCK PASSIONATELY UNTIL WE BOTH DIE OF HEART ATTACKS.

YOUR VOICE. MAKES. ME. WANT. TO. TRANSFORM. FUCK

I like this concept,something different from all the wierd porn,rekt threads and other stuff.

>>728676522
Call op a faggot and say "tits or GTFO"

FUCKING STUPID GAY AS SHIT TRAP GTFO FROM /B/ YOU FAGGOT

>>728672142
Hey Sakuya, you dont happen to be Alice in any shape or form do you

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>>728672288
Cause I'm not loved...

>>728676831
Yeah, but what is the purpose? Why even chat with /b/ if you're not gonna follow the sacred tenants of the board; tits or gtfo?

>>728676791
No, its not. Youre just projecting

ARE YOU READY NOW TO WITNESS A POWER NOT SEEN FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHGHHH- *Continued screaming for 10 minutes*

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>>728676769
I'm not from an anime. I am from a video game!

>>728676799
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER! Take note of this rule.

>>728676831
Thanks! How's your day?

>>728676880
This is my home <4

>>728676795
Do you think you'll go to TwitchCon this year? or will you be too busy

W-why do you lack the stutter today?

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>>728677096
That's...that's a lot of autism

>>728677223
W-wow, w-what a-a g-great a-audience

>>728677147
An anime video game

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I remember when Alice and I talked together almost everyday and one day she just stopped talking to me from out of nowhere.

It feels as if I lost a friend. She won't even answer my Steam or Skype msgs. I wonder if did something wrong...

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>>728677088
Please lurk moar.

>>728677309
*Bullet Hell.

>>728677349
Even weebs are creeped out by other weebs if they weeb too hard.

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>>728677223
Her jimmies are slightly rustled at this point and she forgets about it

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>>728673712
Hey Alice, theres this girl I like at my Uni and she is perfect, Im not a Beta fag but shes so pretty I kind of choke and idk what to say or do.
Its not like I cant talk, Im just not as talkative as I am with others and Im afraid she might think of this as a rejection eventhough I have no idea how she feels..
How should I approach the situation? I dont want to come across as creepy but its doing something to me

Have you ever been so madly in love you could feel it driving you insane

>>728677427
Earlier in this thread, didn't she call someone a 12 year old? Which is ironic, because she's pretending to be an anime character.

>>728673613
shit anon I too, wanna fuck?

>>728672142
you'r hair is fake so probably a trap

>>728677399
But Kermit is 10 times creepier than me! I was always healthy-minded and normal.

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>>728672234

>>728677389
Ayyy those legs are nice but i want pics of you in that dress plz blue is my favorite color

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>>728672142
Usually I'm game to b8 and give someone a hard time when they seek attention, but I don't see you ever post anything intentionally negative. Thanks for being a positive influence in the world, however bizarre the method. I'm about to go see Ghost in The Shell with a girl who probably won't turn out to be anything, and if my "gf" found out she'd leave me but I can't help but hope.
>inb4 whitekightfgt
Clearly I'm not, and I dont care if OP replies, just 'booting.

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>>728677684
Wtf pic didn't upload

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>>728677557
Hands off my wizard status you filthy casual.

I'm too close to quit now.

>>728677508
This

Also Op, show your adams apple and go on twitch

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>>728677714
Forgot, lunch is chardonnay and cigarettes and a nervous bite of leftover chicken

Alice, you are one of the things wrong with this website. The world will rejoice when scum like you dies, and I will be the first to laugh at your departure. You will not be missed.

P. S. I love you, and also your voice is unique. You should try voice acting! <3

>>728677793
>Ortega

Fucking wetbacks.

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>>728677429
First of all, take a deep breath. I would honestly recommend walking up to her one day, and simply start talking to her, you could do it in a group of your friends if you have mutual ones, and if not, well, there's only one way to find out if she likes you and that's if you find out. >>728677714
Thanks! I hope you enjoy the movie and if you're cheating, stop it!

>>728677508
I'm from a video game, Wake up sheeple!

>>728677813
You can see my neck in most of the shots I take. I don't have one, again, I'm female.

Also you can check out when I stream by visiting my patreon.

>>728673532
Hi, m?

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>>728677805
ackchually you failed the test, fuck off newfag

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This is where I can be contacted since we are getting close to the end of the thread.

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nanopup
Vaughn: http://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

>>728678090
A N I M E V I D Y A G A M E

>>728678286
Why are you posting with a different avatar?

>>728678007
how you heard her voice?

alright Sakuya, Ima head out for now. I added you on Skype and Steam... and followed your twitch channel because I'm a fellow broadcaster.

I'll try to throw you a host sometime. Be safe <4

>>728678418
youtube. eltyplays

>>728678418
She's my gf

>>728678286
>Steam: Aneki Margatroid
>private profile
fag

Alice, I often wake up to a feeling of emptiness. Apathetic towards everything and everyone, to the point now I actively avoid thinking about possible romantic interests as to not have any bad thoughts about them, which could be carried over when I'm feeling better.
Whenever I don't have work, I feel alright in the mornings. Changing jobs isn't a possibility right now.
Any advice? Do you know if this is an actual thing or am I a single case of morning bullshit?

>>728678551
/thread

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>>728672142
Ugh this thread gave me heart burn, at least try to not be so autistic IRL OP.
Or may KeK have mercy on your soul

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>>728678304
*Bullet Hell

>>728678363
I don't post with avatars!

>>728678450
Thanks! That'd be awesome! Have a nice day!

>>728678541
I'm not.

>>728678551
I disagree!

>>728678674
Thank you for bumping my thread.

>>728678619
That's anxiety, and no you are not alone in feeling that way. I would seek out a therapist and talk to them about the anxiety you get from anticipating something that you may not necessarily hate but you certainly don't jump out of your chair to do.

>>728672296
My sides, and hers too, I guess.

>>728678903
Sure you aren't, dear. Sorry guys, this is embarrassing. We're in a bit of a lover's quarrel right now haha

>>728672142
"living that ___" what is the rest?

Also I ate bacon and eggs

>>728678903
Thanks for your input. Yeah, I'm seeing a therapist once a week, but she says it might be just my routine getting to me.
Anyway, thank you! Again, that is. This isn't the first time you help me, yeah.

>>728672142
ITT: gay porn, anime dress up, spiderman

>>728678903
Do you truly enjoy doing this?

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>>728679103
I'm glad that I could help you! Please let me know if you need help again!

>>728679369
It's not a question of if I enjoy it. I do it because no one else will and this is my home.

>>728675057
No hope for me?

>>728679432
Are you saying that if someone else started doing it, you'd stop it?

Sometimes I find you distant, as a therapist. You hardly ever follow up on your online "patients", but you also seem to recall who they are from their typing patterns, which shows great empathy.
Maybe I'm looking too much into this. But you did tell me your peers found you cold.

>>728679432
So you feel it's necessary?
I have lurked a lot of your threads,that pop up at any time of day, and it makes me wonder if you take any time for yourself.

>>728679632
Being able to recognize someone's typing patterns isn't the same thing as having great empathy, you moron.

>>728679733
>>728679432
Also mind you I'm not trying to demean it in any way. Just piqued curiosity.

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>>728679733
This is my home and I should take care of it.

>>728679922
fair enough
I can respect that

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Thanks for coming to my thread, I really appreciated it! Here is my contact info one final time:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nanopup
Vaughn: http://vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

See you guys at 8PM EST!

>>728679810
Alright, I'm gunna take the bait.
Reconizing someone's typing pattern shows she cares enough to actually remember it, that's all. If she didn't give a flying fuck, she'd only notice it if she were exceedingly observant.

>>728678155
Yeah