Listen up fuckers, If you're 30 years old or over, you're

sage bait

>>728667444
Nice trips.
(You)
Sage.

kill yourself faggot

>>728667746
bump u mad?

>>728667444
>pop your viagra
Thanks I nearly forgot.
Now I'm on my way to fuck your mother with my 47 years old cock.

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>bait this poor

>giving a shit about 4Chan

>Thinking 2ch and 8ch are better

>Not realizing the jews invaded this place

You're all fucking cunts that deserve to have your children executed by a thousand cuts.

30 isn't that old

>>728667982
k

>>728667444
>wanting to be cool on 4chan.
I don't have to be over 30, to guess that you are young.

>>728668074
>I don't have to be over 30, to guess that you are young.

Attend your nearest community college. Ask the English 101 professor what a comma splice is. Faggot.

You're a, faggot,.

>>728667444
And 4chan is not for -18, so you have to leave.

>>728667444
Welcome to /b/ faggot

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>>728668232
>-18

You can actually watch people getting dumber over the years - amazing

>>728668333
omg an oldfag. you're so cool for saying "welcome to /b/."

how can i be like you glorious oldfag?

KEK

>>728667923
>on 4chan
>age 47
Your not getting any pussy that's not cheating on you with a black dude

>>728668400
hang out for a few years

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Seriously though, this site is nothing like it used to be.

Shills, newfags and more shills.

Bots, too!

Isn't it great, watching a site get totally wrecked?

ISN'T IT?

>>728668438
You're not playing the oldfag right, newfag. You mean lurk moar. Now you know how to play your part.

>>728667444

>OP
>is
>a
>fag

>>728668519
>not having fun on the way down
Sir the site is a fun place to be as it burns. Kinda like youtube right now.

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>>728668142
Man, you, just, owned, that, guy, in, the, worst, way

>>728667444
You're funny. Insulting the people who actually remember when /b/ was something other than full of trannys, fluffy fags, homosex threads.

You know, just like this one.

>>728668142
English isn't my first language.
But if you want to go after my grammar instead of what I said, go right ahead.

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the Greatest Italian and the Greatest American

>>728667444
>hip, in-style
>/b/

Pick one.

>>728668519
Sounds about the same as 2007

>>728669089
/b/ was always gay

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>>728667444

No one who says "young", "hip", or "in-style" is any of this things. Back to lunch hour, middle-school virgins!

>>728667444
One day you will be old, ha ha ha...

>>728667444
You don't realise how old this board is, do you?

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>>728667444

>>728668519
ha ha ha... Let them all eat shit. I agree

>>728669644
No, it really wasn't.

>>728668836
ha ha ha... A fires burin and there is not internet fire men.

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>>728668519
You're making me sad.

Yes, it's a very different place. I started a thread on Friday that stay up almost all day. A decade ago if you blinked a thread would be posted, filled and gone.

>>728669602
I think I started browsing in 08 or 09, can't remember which. I do remember puddi being everywhere.

Yes, /b was always shit. But it at least had a few kernels of corn that you could pick out.

>>728669862
Has been since I started browsing 11 years ago.

>>728669704
ROFLOL!! OP is taking it deep in the crevices.

>>728667444

You realize us 'old fuckers' paved this so ypu could enjoy it?

But like the asshat you are, you ungrateful little manlet, you decide to use the medium to call us out.

You voted for bernie too, didnt you, little boy?

>>728667444
Being so young you think you'll change into an adult at some point.

I'm 39 OP and I'm still the same as when I was 21 ....just more commitments and pressure to not fuck up.

>>728668519
things get replaced.
Yesteryear we saw people spamming literally anything on here, anontalk spreading shit, joyeux noelle, getting DDOS'd 4 times a week and having to check downforeveryone or status.4chan.org to see the latest, tripfags used to shitpost, bronies used to be a huge problem, we've traded that for the problems we see today.
/b/ was always shit.
Just a lot more shit now.

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>>728670229
I was with you until the Bernie bit.

You can change the name on the plaque on the door, but either way we're gonna get fucked. Doesn't matter who you pick or side with these days. The little guy has lost.

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>>728670308
45 here. Doesn't change one bit. You still feel the same as you get older.

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>>728669095

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>>728670598
Except class consciousness is the little guy realizing he outnumbers the ruling class 1000 to 1.

funny shit is, this was waaaay better when only older people were in this place.....when average age of the users began to drop so did the good ..content

>>728667444
44 here. what the fuck is your problem newfag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCoJSnO1Msk

>>728670788
That gif always gets me.
Nice dubs.

>>728667444
funny shit is, this was waaaay better when only older people were in this place.....when average age of the users began to drop so did the good ..content

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>>728670836
And look how often that's really, really worked out for us. Almost never at all. We keep getting stuck with the bill. We go out and get our asses shot off again and again for some 'ideal'.

Hundreds of millions have been killed in the last 100 or so years. No one's risen up to any effective level that I see.

We've been domesticated, pacified, made ineffective, whatever. We've lost. We've given up our privacy and freedom for 'safety' and 'security'.

>>728667444
Babbys first troll
Well second, as this is a repeat thread.

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>>728671128
>We've given up our privacy and freedom for 'safety' and 'security'.

So stop it. Rise up and resist. The power of the ruling class is an illusion planted in the minds of the working class. If you were able to cooperate and organize, you could not be stopped.

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>>728670891

Repeating digits are pleasing to people with classic autism. These people enjoy recognizing patterns and are often infatuated with numbers.

The very definition of mental illness.

Look it up, it's fairly common knowledge.

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>>728667444
listen kid, we made this site. if it wasnt for us, youd be on friendster, bitch.

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>>728671405

Yeah Gramps, you tell him!

>>728671388
Well I'm fairly sure I have Aspergers, so that makes pretty good sense to me.
Also nice identical dubs to your former reply.

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>>728667444
33 checking in .Kys youngfag

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>>728671388
Checked

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>>728671352
Again, our track record at this sucks. Do you have an example of someone who has (or is getting it) right?

The US military is not one to be fucked with nor is the money (private contractors and industry) behind it. They're the real power here. Eisenhower gave us a warning, but did nothing to stop the tide. We've had nothing but wars and insurrections that keep that military 'need' alive. And I can guarantee you any real attempt to shut it down is going to be met with overwhelming force.

We've lost.

>>728667982
8ch is better
>webm with sound
>12mb upload
>5 maymay upload
>hotpockets not as pozzed as cuckchan

Hey fellow oldfags, when is it that you noticed the change?

I feel like it was sort of gradual, but accelerated immensely with the influx of sjw, /r/eddit, and other assorted nozzles after gg.

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>>728667444

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>>728671933
I'd say it's been headed this way for a while, but the sale accelerated it.

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>>728667444
I was underage when I first found /b/ and now I'm "too old" to be on it.

It's like watching a retarded little kid grow up, I'm all full of nostalgia and regret.

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>>728667444

I'm 51 and post the best content on here. Eat a bag of dicks, nigger.

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>>728672158

admit your fail op.

Begone, child.
You know nothing of /b/.
Go outside and play, and let the grown-ups do their work.

>>728667444
You'll die soon anon.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12716886

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>>728672158
God I hate aviator glasses on women. I want to punch them all in the face when I see them. I know it's just me, but they just automatically seem annoying.

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>>728667444
Nice trips, fellow kid

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>>728672235
Nice bewbs. Someone you know IRL, or just random chick?

>>728672584

I know her on the Internet. Snapchat VSCO, etc

>>728672158
>I'm 51 and post the best content on here

You've yet to post here some Best Content.

when today is your 30th bday
/datfeel

>>728667444
>hurr durr get called newfag
>hurr durr we better kick out oldfags so nobody will call me newfag again

GET THE FUCK OUT MAH /B/ STUPID NEWFAG OP

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>>728673122
HB, anon.

30 is not that old. 40 is where you really started getting weeded out of shit and treated different. Don't fuck around this next decade of your life. Enjoy yourself.

>>728671933
It happened when the term 'meme' became widespread and its meaning changed. Suddenly everyone thought that memes were just macro images. This lasted a couple of years, and it was before gg.

But all in all, things aren't that much different than they were a decade ago.
>"You just lost the game" images/posts in ylyl threads turned into "you must reply to this post" and the banana
>Bot threads are still a problem
>/b/ used to collectively lean much further left than they do today
>Trap threads have always been a thing, but it seemed to be less about actually enjoying traps and more about tricking people into fapping to chicks with dicks
>Much less anime related posting now

>>728672584
>Nice bewbs. Someone you know IRL, or just random chick?

translation from FAGGOTRY LANGUAGE:

>Nice bewbs.
"Oh my gosh!! Bewbs! I never saw one IRL!! and I have to compliment them because you can't be a Macho Macho Man if you don't!"

>Someone you know IRL,
"Oh my gosh!! Someone he MAY know IRL !! and I don't know IRL any females, except some mrs.Mom who grants me Tendies down here in my basement!!"

>> or just random chick?
"Oh my gosh!! This is the Most Important Information that I can get on the internet: does an anonymous Anon claim to know a random skank with large -but covered- bewbs?!? can't wait to get some answer!!!!"

>>728672158
>I'm 51

HAHAHA

Wow, this could be someone's grandpa. If he had ever had sex in his life, I mean

No one on /b/ is cool.

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>>728674150
What a sad attempt at humor.

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>>728667444
>hip, in-style

The only thing you are is a disappointment

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>>728674320
If it's the states, then the mid-thirties is an all to common age for being a grandparent.

>>728674506
>in this pic
>highest stage of capitalist evolution

starting to think advertisers and marketing psychologists make these threads to study how fucking stupid people are and then direct their adverts accordingly.
or am I paranoid?

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>>728674632
He's probably a good 300 or so pounds from reaching his final form, though.

>>728667444

>young, hip, in-style kids

This is why I still visit /b/ after all these years, fucking newfags are gold.

>>728674405
I sorta want to try that

>>728667444
>30 years old or over
22 years old or over imo

This is proof that only 12 year edgie old newfags use this site fuck you

>>728668438
You mean hangyourself for a few years right?

>>728674774
>it's what you're good for bitch

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>>728674698
Never considered this but it could be true

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I just turned 31 today. I have a wife and a career which means I basically have no free time or friends. No kids though, so that's comfy.

I'm thinking about having someone cover my shift today so I can just be alone all day. Kinda feelsbadman. I miss my friends and being around a ton of people.

>hip, in-style kids
>/b/

I'm 22 but this is laughable.

>>728667982
jokes on you pal, I dont have any kids

>>728674405

Holy fuck I need to know how to bake those.

>>728667444
Wat

>>728667444
Fuck you bitch who the fuck you think started this shit!!!

>>728675475
Happy birthday faggot.

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>>728667444
Far as I can tell you wipper snappers all love nigger cocks and shit forced memes.

In my day we weren't faggots ,what the hell happened to to you /b/??????? sincerely a old fag.

>>728674774
clearly a staged pic

>>728667444
>>728668333
>>728668400
>>728669644
>>728670788
>>728671388
>>728671933
>>728672400
>>728673000
>>728673122
>>728673444
>>728676166
Checked

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>>728676098
Google Pizza Cones.

>>728676680
What on the internet isn't?

>>728670002
so why are you still here then anon? real question

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>>728676296
That transparent bitch is gonna haunt my dreams.

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>>728677914
Some of us never leave. (not the guy you're replying to)