I love the "Let it Go" song from the Frozen soundtrack,

>>728665654
I unironically enjoyed Full Metal Alchemist.

I pee in birdbaths to get revenge upon them for shitting on my cars.

>>728665654
I fart in elevators after I leave them, I also hit the buttons to all the floors

>>728666217
I rub my fingers up and down my asshole then I touch all the buttons in an elevator. Gets me off thinking of everyone touching my shit stained asshole.

I honeslty dont love you anymore, I dont care if you cheat on me this time or what I dont care anymore. I should have chosen her instead of you, she's better than you in every way possible, I dont care if you're even richer than her or what and how dare you even call her a cow, you should look at the mirror lately.

The only way I get turned on anymore is by listening to sexual Japanese drama CDs

I think that artist who charge 200$ or more for a commission are greedy bastards.

>>728665654
The last 2 years I've hired an escort on average once a week + rolling on MDMA at least every 6-8 weeks.

I want to cheat on my wife. The thought of fucking another girl makes me diamonds.

This secrets thread is boring.

>>728665654
I have had a sexual dream about my sister. Woke up diamonds.

Also, "Let It Go" is fucking great (I downloaded a compilation that includes all languages' version of it).

>>728665654
I want to suck the skin off my gfs daughter's toes. They are so cute and lovely. I'd worship them for hours given the chance. Yes she is legal.

I borrowed a few games from my friend, never returned them.

I made an illegal porn in the Philippines.

>>728665654

THIS THREAD SUCKS ASS.

GO HERE >>728667444

SAGE

I fantasize about hand delivering pics i stole from my sisters icloud account to a dom guy and have him humiliate me in person

>>728667494
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I enjoyed the endless 8

>>728665654
I'm really addicted to Secrets threads on 4ch

I post ads on CL looking for ugly and low self esteem girls. Over the course of a few months I turn them into drug addicted prostitutes. Then I sell them to a pimp or just cut break up with them.

>>728668012
Nice

>>728668101

For how much?

>>728668101
Would fuck

>>728665654
I killed my best friend in the heat of the moment. I'm so sorry Liam, please forgive me!! I fear damnation.

>>728668157
$40

If I ever kill myself I'll definitely shoot up a large shopping district close by. Got all the plans/equipment. Just waiting on a date that feels right. I really want to kill some people. It sounds fun.

>>728668223

I'd buy her ass every day, tbh.

>>728668101
how much?

>>728668309
Are you seeking professional help, or - if not - have you considered doing it?

>>728668223
does she have any STDs?

>>728668309
i can lend an ear, that always helps

>>728668309
Why inflict that on random (probably innocent) people? If you're going to go out, why not punish people that deserve it in the process?
If it's just the killing that excites you, i don't see why you wouldn't want to make it "matter" more.

>>728668157
200 € /h

I sometimes look at my sisters ass,
sometimes i take secretly pictures of her, sometimes i masturbate while i look at pictures of her or think doing somethink to her.

Sometimes when she has been sleeping for hour or over a hour at night. I slowly start touch her carefully.

>>728668547
Who deserves it?

>>728668687
Your family, for bringing you into this Earth.

>>728668666
perfect....show pics

>>728668666
What's her body like? If you could only enjoy one would you stick it in the asshole or pussy?

a three letter agency pays people to troll /b/

>>728667759
Not much of a story. I partied with some guys while there who said they made porn wanted to use me in a film. When I got there my " partner" was an 8 or 9 year old girl. I didn't really want to but I thought I might get hurt if I tried to back outdo I just went with it. She didn't seem to mind and even smiled at me a few times during. We filmed for an hour doing various sexual acts and concluded filming with my cumming inside her. They gave me money and a disc copy of the film. I threw both away after I left and spent 10 years pretending it never happened.

>>728665866
Everyone did. Its a great anime/manga. Doesnt matter if you hate anime or manga, the story is fantastic and the characters are all likable.

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>>728668426

>>728665654
I dont wash my hands after I poop unless I get poop directly on them, then I normally just rinse till the brown is gone.

i am a pedophile, my aoa is 2-10/11 but i like 2-6 the most
ama

>>728668903
>We filmed for an hour doing various sexual acts
There must have been some real good parts even if it was strange. What part was the most pleasurable that made you want to nut hard?

My dream is to become the first big transsexual bestiality porn star, but I never even had the opportunity to suck off a dog, even though I've been wanting to, since I was like 15.

>>728669018
Dude wash your hands
What does it waste, water?

>>728668822
Riiiight

Filipino gangsters randomly picked you to make cp...uh huh

>>728669080
Time. Also to be fair 9/10 of the soap dispensers in my dorm are empty, and the one that has soap has an unscented soap that literally does nothing. Spent 10 minutes once washing my hands and they still smelt like shit even with the soap.

I had a major crush on female cousin. I used to wrestle with her when i was 13 she seemed to enjoy our wrestling sessions and we would really go for it. She was two years older than me so she would normally put up a good fight. With all the contact, which was often skin on skin, it really turned me on. Needless to say i would always get as hard as a fucking diamond down there during these sessions. Well One day she noticed my rock hard cock during a session and she was initially like "wtf is that?" I instantly tried to play it down because my heart was beating out of my chest and i was so embarrassed. To my total surprise she just went back to normal and she started playfully making fun of me and playing with and poking my boner over my pants. I remember looking her in the eye and thinking to myself "i'm just gonna go for it", and I reached out and softly squeezed one of her boobs. We seemed to both enjoy that session as it soon became a regular thing over the next two years, we would always try and make sleepover plans or time to see each other and it would always start with wrestling and end with something steamy. Over that time we messed around a whole lot but never actually had sex.

>>728669044
where you gget your good shit from

>>728669044
Kill yourself. ..

I would understand if 14-18. But 2-6 year is sick! Nothing attractive ...
I can't understand

>>728669234
>14-18
>pedophile
>kek

>>728669046
Fucking her pussy. It gripped so tight all around it almost hurt to pump her. That's what I hated most about the whole thing and myself. I enjoyed myself while doing it only regretted it after I came in her. I did go there with intention of fucking a kid but I did it and I liked and hated it and myself for a long time.

>>728669219
i'll tell you.

>>728669234
how is 14-18 different from 2-6 though

>>728669329
By conventional standards hes not wrong. By /b/ standards anyone over 7 is too old.

>>728669415
he just cant put his hands together

I fell in love with my best friend, but he doesn't know it . i would even suck his dick. (i am male)

>>728669424
at that age females are practically begging to get fucked its not wrong

I wish I had the guts to and the knowledge on how to suck dick for money. As in... how to start, find customers, etc.

I'd actually only charge like 20 bux because I like sucking dick so much...

I love nickelback

>>728669686
sick fuck

>>728665654
Two days ago I fucked an Old man's wife in front of him for money

Two weeks ago, my gf passed out after a night of bar hopping and drugs. I pierced her nipples and clit with stuff I got off ebay just for this. When she woke up she was like wtf? I said you don't remember? We went to a shop last night...lol. she has decided to keep them...lol.

I like fondling people while they're sleeping

I always have the weird feeling someone or something is touching me when im sleeping

>>728669948
That's just >>728669948
me

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>>728665654
I love this song too
>I masturbate to guys using the female filter on FaceApp

I stayed with someone even though she was ugly just so i wasn't single and alone but not i'm single i regret getting with her.

>>728668215
I think you win this thread. or you're just baiting

When I was 16 my babysitters husband offered me 100 dollars to let him watch me play. I took it. He provided toys and everything.First time he was just jerking off next few sessions things escalated and we start to fuck. This started happening often. Around the 8th weekend we went to a sex shop to pick toys, he walked me into a back room strip me into bra and panties and start to play with me. There where few guys around watching us and jerking off, when we to his house he fucked me like crazy. Later one he wanted to go again but this time to let other guys have sex with me. I was not up for it so we continue our home sessions till i was 19 and moved to another town.

>>728670144
Hot. Did you actually like it or did he pay you a lot each time? Also more details etc if you feel like it

I'm 22 unemployed for over a year and I get financial support from a widow of 52 years in exchange for weekly sex.

She likes all positions but her favorite is to ride me on top.

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Back when I was 1 my 16 year old girlfriend and I were away for a "camping trip" and really went to a large city for the weekend. The car broke down, we couldn't afford anything but a fleabag motel. She sold her pussy and mouth for money and one of the older men wanted me and her to do it in front of him. We did it, he then waited till I recouped and offered us a lot for me to take her anal virginity. He watched, she cried, and I pumped her full of cum. Then he offered all we needed and I let him fuck me in front of her. We got enough, got the car fixed, and went home. We never told this to anyone, and we never mentioned it again.

We are still together but there is tension there.

One of my biggest regrets in life:
Back when I was like... 14, a guy (I'd estimate he was like 19) in a public shower (camping grounds) gave me "the eye" but I chickened out.

I want to sit ass up with an anal speculum and a 13 year old girl pooping and pissing in me while she cries and tells me she's dissapointed in me for not being a better toilet.

>>728670144
>16
>has babysitter
>has baby in the first place
wat

W-why do you write in a book?

>>728666557
MGTOWaaaaaaaay!!! Rubadub dub dub

>>728668012
I keep the bitches, at one time i had 4 bitches. It was amazing what they would do for security. LOL

>>728670268
No i liked it he was good looking in shape guy, and sex was really good he always try to please me sexually. He stop paying me every time but gave me money now and then or if i asked to. He was buying me a lot of sexy lingerie and different sex toys and stuff that he kept in his fishing cabin.

>>728668997
easily cured, shave off the bush bruv

WANNA LICK YOUR LOLLIPOP

When I was babysitting my 11 year old sister in law and two of her friends i got involved in a tickle fight with them that devolved into all four of us getting naked. They wanted to know what a dick felt like, so I let them play with mine. In turn, they let me do whatever I wanted to do with them.

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>>728670497

>We are still together but there is tension there.

Years ago:
>be 16, horny and lonely, using yahoo chat to try to talk to girls
>start talking to older woman in local oregon room, she's really into shy younger guys
>i'm naive and give her my number, surprisingly she not only calls but she's an actual female and not a dude
>she's 40 something, married, we chat a little while we trade pictures - she's not MILF hot but cute, a little chubby, looks like amazing tits
>honestly it didn't take much for me and i'm 100% in love with her already
>she calls me again very late that night, we have phone sex, mostly just me listening to her talk while i jack off
>we keep talking, mostly late at night, for about a week, i arrange to skip school on a monday and she comes to my house
>she shows up, i'm nervous as fuck. She doesn't seem nervous at all. I offer her a drink, she just laughs and kisses me, then asks to see my room.
>she giggles while I'm clearly fumbling around while undressing her, she rides me on my bed, we smoke a cigarette, then I fuck her again
>she takes a shower in my disgusting bathroom (lol), gets dressed, gives me a huge kiss, then takes off while I'm feeling like a complete stud
>NEVER CONTACTS ME AGAIN, she basically vanishes
>FAST FORWARD to six months ago
>at wedding for good buddy from work
>having drinks, meeting his family
>get introduced to his mom, she asks if we've met, i shrug, doesn't ring a bell
>suddenly a few minutes later when she laughs at something it hits me - she was that yahoo chat woman
>she keeps giving me looks but doesn't say anything, not sure she makes the connection (kind of assuming i wasn't the only one she fucked around with)
>decide it's way better to never mention it, so I don't

The end.

>>728671494
I enjoy the transformation the most. Keeping them around for too long and things can get complicated

The girlfriend (wife now) had a threesome with my exgf. My exgf loved me so much she was willing to fall in love with my gf to have sex with me. We were in this weird polygamous relationship in which my exgf went crazy and my gf and I had to end the relationship. We are friends and not bad feelings to another. She was just SUPER needy

Fast Forward to now, and the wife is pregnant 20 weeks so far. I get a message on snapchat of my exgf wanting to get pregnant by me. I did not flip out and say no. I gave her the benefit of a doubt and talked to her about it saying "it is not that easy. There are a lot of social dynamics, emotions and overall ideas that will change in time. There is child support which you say you do not want me to pay but you can change your mind. I will talk to the wife about it and of course she will say no. The values and cons weight more than any benefits. Sorry I can not do this. You have to raise a child with a family and another man"

She did not get salty about it. I can not tell anyone about this either. The whole situation is so fucking odd..

>>728665654
When i was a kid maybe 8 or 9 my aunt on my mothers side use to jerk me off, he held my hand behind me and put her hand over my mouth so i didn't scream.

At the same time my aunt on my fathers side use to flash her giant tits and pussy at me, then one day she felt me up.

It didn't feel like anything special because my was so experience before the age of 12 i guess i was that good looking that they would fuck me and my cock was big.

>>728671970
you fucking asshole, I would kick your fucking ass if I knew where you live

>>728672119
Well, that's just too bad for you I guess. Rage on faggot...

Still in love with all my exes 2bh

>>728672119
One of my girls got busted in Houston during the super bowl turning tricks and another ODd on method and died...lol.

>>728665654
I still jack off to pictures of my ex girlfriend's pussy. She let me take pics when we were together many years ago. To this day, I jack off to them. No, i'm not posting them either, fuck being put in prison for revenge porn.

>>728671742
Whatd you do?

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I would give it all up for best job

>>728665654
im a huge fucking nerd but i hang out only with the cool dudes

Why the fuck do I have such an optimistic feeling with this girl. Like my gut is constantly saying that it will all workout with her. Yet logic dictates otherwise...

>>728672629
Only to her pussy? Why

I'm a few months recently of legal age and I'm pretty eager to give up my virginity and let out a bit of steam, but I used to have a boyfriend and an uncle who would sexually and physically abuse me daily so I'm too scared to go for it.

Pretty shitty.

>>728672921
Cause it's the only part of a bitch that's interesting or useful?

>>728670299
how

>>728672509
How does that feel to hear something like that? You piece of shit. Do you enjoy ruining peoples lives, being responsible for their death and then casually commenting "lol" on some random image board? You're fucking scum. Look at yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>728672897

By gut do you mean penis?

>>728673096
Honestly, this is probably just some edgy 14 year old making up shit. Remember, you're on /b/

>>728671831
later at the wedding i stuffed my friends ass.
he liked it, and i liked it.
new end

>>728673096
Probably just some kid's sick fantasy or exaggeration of something he read and thought was cool.

I fucked my boyfriends best friend. His best friend got the bigger dick. Im only staying with my boyfriend so i can fuck his friend

I fucked my buddies girlfriend who is now dating my relative

shes kinda slutty. the sex wasn't worth it.

>>728673099
I actually don't feel that much for her sexually. Most is actually caring for her as a person

>>728673096
I feel bretty guud actually. No regrets. They made their own choices.

>>728673654

You're fucked run

>>728673755
Explain

I still love her

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>>728673674
>hooking someone on drugs
>own choices

I want to fuck my sister inlaw really bad wife has no idea

>>728673922
I didn't hold a gun to their heads or twist their arms.

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Girls either like me and genuinely complement me...
...or they are being sarcastic and I'm actually a troll looking faggot that cannot be liked by girls.

>too autistic/proud to ask. Its not like people are going to be honest with me anyway
>can never figure out if I'm good looking or not and it bothers me to the point where I prefer to think I'm ugly just in case I come off as too "self centered"
>mfw I'll either get laid going with the punch or I make an idiot out of myself if they are being sarcastic and just fucking with me, that I don't think I'll be able to handle
I've never been good looking but in the recent years I've changed a good bit and think I look better now. Just not sure if it brings me from -10/10 to at least a 5/10

ive done my cousin while the rest of the family was eating diner in room next to us,
she is 10years older than me ;)

I don't know why I fell for you. But I know that it was the right choice. Everything you do makes me fall for you even more. I just wish that you can gain the courage to just give closure and either say "No" or to take the leap into a relationship. I'll be happy for you no matter what, no matter who you're with.

so many cheaters in here
Fucking cunts

>>728665654
I cheat on my girlfriend every few months.
She's not very sexually active.
We get along well, and I care for her.
But for me I need enjoyable sex.
She'll put out.. But it's like banging a doll.
Her tits are nice, and her pussy is tight.
There's just no initiative or passion.
I'm frankly tired of trying to goad her to be more enthusiastic about sex.
There are two side girls who love to fuck in my life right now.
One is a waitress working through college, and the other is my hairdresser.
It would break her heart to know I do this.
The relationship is 90% ideal though, and I don't want to sacrifice it because she's no good in bed.

>>728671970
Yeah the bitches become competitive, offering sex for everything, mostly my attention.

Went to a party in this farm house when was 16. Long story short go out see some light in the barn that is like 600-800meters away from the house got there peek true a window and in one stall i think for horses or shit i see this guy from school fucking his sister..... watched some more and went back before they see me no one knew and i still jerk off to it

>>728674546
Life is long and complicated my friend. Cheating is part of it. The sooner you get this the longer your relationship with your spouse.

>>728672119
you seem tense.

>>728674349
Got a pic of her?

>>728674246
As I said before, edgy 14 year old.

>>728674773
yea, but not for you! fuckface!
she is married and got kids, but occasionally i fuck her when the whole family gets toghetter.

>>728674631
Dang. Well have you thought about having 3somes with your girlfriend or talking to her about flirting with other people? OR will that lead to a fight. For me I had my gf (now wife) at the time watch girl on girl porn with me. Sometimes to get her in the mood. That helped lead in to the idea of bringing in another girl in the room. So I would not rush the idea. Ease in to it. GL

Stop fucking cheating as well. I know you like the thrill but sooner or later those sidegirls want to be your main girl. That is when shit will hit the fan and your stress factor will jump 10x.

>>728674326
I don't know your whole situation and i suspect there are other self esteem issues that you're dealing with.
But I can tell you 100% that it's better to appear "self-centered" as you put it than to project low self esteem or low confidence.
Girls are attracted to confidence above all else, ignore anything else they say regarding it. What they say they want and what they really want are wildly different, even if they don't think it is.

Everything else, looks, money, success- all good but confidence is the key and without it you're going uphill.
Even if you have to fake it. In fact, faking it is a great way as you'll eventually fool yourself. A method I used was to roleplay that I was someone else and act accordingly. Still "me" but a me with confidence and a lot less fucks to give.
Note that confidence doesn't necessarily mean arrogance. You should try to be friendly and nice, but aloof. Basically don't kiss a girl's ass, or the whole "pussy on the pedestal" meme. Pretend to be into her but not really giving a fuck either, as you are busy, have fun shit to do, other girls to talk to, etc etc.

I can offer more if you give a fuck. Also okay if you don't give a fuck. And apologies if i am mis-reading your post, I could be reading too much into it.

>>728674928
Someone's butt hurt

>>728674876
Yes, you caught me.

Believe what you want. If thinking I'm not being honest on an anonymous image board helps you sleep better...go for it

>>728673096
Hey steamy, calm down, no one made these bitches do anything. They could walk away at any time, but they didn't it was their choice. Some stay for secutiy and money others stay because they have no place else to go, others stay because they like my meat. But you can't stay with me without a job some chose prostitution because they have no others skills. think of the choices. It is as it is. That is just how the world works.

so calm down.

>>728674928
Didn't have to be nude or show her face dick head

>>728668687
Remove a few Niggers from welfare by force

>>728674958
She's literally not into sex. It's like a chore.
She doesn't believe in porn, and hates other women. She doesn't even want to suck dick. It's pretty lame in the bedroom.

As for the sise chick.. Neither of them want more. They know what this is, and my situation. They aren't interested in more thankfully. I've thought about ending things, because we fuck about once a month. Talking about it hasn't solved anything, just instigated conflict.

It's a damn shame because otherwise we're great. Just ffs my balls can only take so much dust accumulation.

I work for an ambulance transport company and sometimes we'll transport psychiatric patients and while in the back of the ambulance, I'll fantizing about torture-fucking them.

>>728675314
If you are in your early 20's & have no kids, then it's time to move on. She's not into you.

If other, then stay & have a side girl.

>>728675017
You're right man, thanks for that.
I try to be more confident, especially in the recent years when I got my shit together. Its because of my past that I still feel stigmatized, where I was genuinely a wreck of a human being and people would call me out on it. Now things are a little different but its not like I can get confident over night.
I'm chill by nature, I never took anything too seriously and I never go after women like I'm desperate, usually try to say hi or whatever and get going. Not that I'm being a pussy, just felt so low at some stage that I figure theres no point even trying to talk to women, guess that attitude caught up to bite me in the ass now that I'm older.
I think I'd do well with women if it wasn't for self depreciation and self esteem problems.
This and the fact that when i got older I stopped being stupidly confident and now feel a bit more vulnerable when I say something so I end up being more quiet than I used to be. Wish that confidence stayed with me, life would be much easier...

>I can offer more if you give a fuck...
yeah man sure, I'll be here for awhile so any suggestions/advice is welcome

>>728675314

Okay I understand a lot more and thanks for telling me.

Look anon you are seriously in a rock and hard place. You enjoy sex but she does not really enjoy it very much. That is who she is. And that is who you are. No matter what choice you make there will be consequences. You leave her you will lose the relationship but gain XYZ. You fully understand what I am saying. So how do you make this super hard choice to leave or not? You look at the pros and cons? No you never look at the pros and cons.

You look at what you value in life. By figuring out what you value you are able to make insanely hard choices with ease. Some are based on religion, some are based on family or self values.

I would bring it up to her as naturally and maturally as you can meaning... dont ever react or flip out nor even stress out, dont shut down and you control your emotions and dont let what she says get to you. Tell her you like fucking her. If that has failed already. Start looking at your values because you can not keep up the cheating game up for very long.

>nudist family
>14y in bathtub with mom
>her back is on my chest i massage her shoulders
>she lean forward to turn some hot water
>asshole and half her pussy above the water
>i stand and continue rub shoulders so she stay kinda in doggy position
>horny as fuck go a lil forward so my dick barely touch her pussy
>she say nothing get more bold and press on her
>my dick is in on her pussy and ass
>rubbing shoulders and grind on her
>she say "if your dad come home now will kills us" nervous laugh
>i say "he wont he just left for work hour ago"
>silence she kinda stat moving too responding to my motion
>stop rub her grab her waist and grind harder faster
>she move too and here and there squeeze a little sigh
>cum on her ass and all the way up her back shoulders
>"not a word about this to your dad"
>never let me do it again

>>728675678
>>728675984

I'm in my mid-thirties.
Gf is in her early twenties.
Side chicks are early and late 20's.
I've maintained this arrangement for a couple of years now, but even I don't think it's sustainable indefinitely. Too many uncertain variables.
Finding a down to earth mix of modern and traditional values in a woman is hard enough. I don't really want to give that up over a commodity (sex) that is readily available from multiple other sources.

Just wish I didn't have to.
May end up just getting escorts every few months to alleviate the stress.
I'm really good to her in all other aspects.
We just cannot connect on this single issue.

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Slowest secrets thread I've seen for a while.

> be 15
> playing with my bunghole
> using glass hamster water bottle
> freeze some water in it
> about to insert in ass
> temp change causes glass to shatter
> almost had gif related irl

>>728675750
You sound a lot like me, to be honest.
The thing i said about confidence, that you can fake it - that's what I did, and it's worked well. But you're right that it doesn't happen overnight.
I think you're already on the right track, but the same introspection that you're using is something that can also hold you back. At least for me, getting in a place where I really "don't care" works the best and girls latch onto that.
You also may be being too quiet, and I know that for me that was a huge struggle. I hate feeling like a loudmouth but the reality is if you never put yourself out there then nothing will ever happen. It doesn't make a lot of sense but girls will grumble "lol that guy is super drunk and hit on me, what a dork" but meanwhile will end up texting you later that night.

I hate to say it but I'm sure you're already aware: girls are dumb.

You may also have some luck using dating sites, it's way more common now. I don't necessarily mean tinder, but something casual where you can actually get to know someone and they can get to know you. A lot of the things I'm saying work amazing for "hook ups" but not nearly as great for lasting long-term relationships (which may or may not be what you want anyhow).
However, even using a dating site, confidence still matters a lot. My advice would be to not overthink things too much (that's historically my biggest fault) and just "go with things", like when you're about to be too self deprecating or reveal something negative about yourself, catch it and just bury it. A lot of that can be really funny but only if a girl doesn't think you're serious. Being the broken guy who hates himself only works in romance novels or movies.

I know it sounds like a game and it really is. It's unfortunate but that's how shit works.
It's a cliche but there is someone for everyone, but confidence confidence, being social (and acting social, even if faking it), being busy with fun shit (lying is fine), etc.

I came on my own face twice. Once wanking, second time when my gf was giving me head

>>728672100
>aunt
What state are you in?

>>728665654
>after I leave them

what are you a magician?

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> be 15yo
> fapping in living room
> cat is howling
> been howling all week because it's in heat
> getting close to cumming while listening to cat howls
> figure "may as well give her some action"
> get on knees behind cat and scratch her back
> she assumes the position with tail up
> grab her by scruff and fire load at catgina
> not what kitty expected
> my grip on her wasn't strong enough
> cat whips around angry and claws my forearm
> second swipe snags a nut
> mfw I spend a few days walking like a cowboy
> all because I wanted to bond with the family pet

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>>728678879
what the actural fuck

>>728678074
thanks man, I feel like you're a like minded guy so I think its safe to take your advice.

Right now I'm waiting for new college year to start so I can start meeting new people and all that. I'm just hoping there won't be any barely legal chicks out there, shits weird when you're 22 and they're still technically kids (happened to me once in college, pretty much the only guy my age in class).
I'm trying to prep myself mentally right now, thinking back of all the situations that I blew with girls and try to pick up on what they did and what I did, what to avoid, what to continue doing and all that.

Not so sure about dating sites, it just bothers me, the fact that I'd be going online to do what I eventually will end up doing irl anyway so might as well start off doing it irl so later talking to girls won't be an issue. I'm at the age where you gotta predict shit that will come back to bite you in the ass, shit seems simple at the time but then the consequences are legit and there's little time to fix things.

Overthinking is killing me and I know I need to stop, I just need to figure out a way how. Sometimes I tell myself "just do it" but I can never shut down my thoughts fully, something always slips out. Im starting to realize how important confidence is, it actually is the key to everything, I just need to find a 'thing' about me I'm confident about and hold onto it.

I feel like its one of those things you do once and you realize "oh, its that easy?", you just gotta get past it once and it could be a real bitch sometimes

Until last year I had some kind of scat / shit fetish:
>Shit into cereal boxes, because I was lazy to go the toilet.
>Boxes sometimes completely filled
>In the shower I shit and played with it.
>Sometimes in the shower I rubbed myself with it.
>When diarrhea, I shit into bowl and let it pour over me.

Met a guy onto some site, who was into scat stuff:
>Cam together at first. He wants to see me shit, so I do it.
>Later on, fuck a dildo with full ass of shit, cum buckets. He likes it and wants to fuck me.
>We meet, after some foreplay, he inserts dick and fucks the shit out of me.
>I suck that shitdick, didn't taste so good (was first time I put shit into my mouth.
>More later on, I shit in his mouth, he likes it more than me.

Last year, my mom found out about the cereal shitboxes. Went to a psychiatrist. Everything is ok now.

>>728668309
Don't shoot randoms fag go to capital hill or throw some moltolvs at the White House everybody there deserves it

moved in a new student dorm last week. The other day a girl left her dirty laundry in the washing machine so I took out one panty proceeded to cum in them and then returned them. Was so exciting but also felt a bit bad afterwards,

>>728667282
that's not a secret

When me and my girlfriend had a fight we separated and I had a month long relationship with another woman, had my first three some, and fucked a hot ass mexican bud tender. I lied about evertrying and we are together and happy to this very day. She will never know of the secret punishment

>>728679061
Hey, I think you're already totally on the right track. I'd add just trying not to let things get you down. Gosh, you're a bit younger than I am so you have everything to gain.
Good luck with the new school year, anon. I really think things will pick up, you already know what to do. Just try to stay friendly and chill, good things will happen.

>>728678879
>bond with me, jimmy

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>>728679138
Cut back on the antifa faggot.

I demoted from gold in league of legends

>>728676224
Hot af

>>728669640
grindr for starters

>>728679429
You fucking bitch.

I want to transition mtf but my family completely disapproves.

i trap and do webcam shows for strangers for fun and and im not even that fem but from just the right angle i have like the most fem body make som tokens but mostly i get off on the watching me

I just broke up a 9& 1/2 year marriage, she's 33 and i'm 20. She's also one of my bosses. I don't know what I got myself into, and honestly i'm slightly anxious for the future.

>>728685190
story..

>>728679746
>I like corporations deciding the laws

My ex and i still talk. Idc if she hooks up with anyone, i really dont. Im not the jealous type at all. She started talking to this one guy who actually seems nice. Hes got a good head on his shoulders, has a good life plan, is healthy, etc. I told her she should even go for it.

I am huge on honesty (intimate relationship or not) and if someone isnt being honest when it really wouldnt change anything if they are, than its just shady to me in general. Im honest to her about all my pertners right now out of decency, shes honest about talking to this guy.

HOWEVER she does that stupid thing girls do where she complains about him ALL the time and pretends like she hates him but she shares hotel rooms with him and he changed his gym membership $20 more than his old on the day she got a new membership. I seriously dont care if she hooks up or dates him but it drives me crazy when she talks all this crap and tells me how much she doesnt like him and then does all that stuff.

For background were still really good friends, i broke it off with her because i didnt want to get married and she did (plus its long distance). I know most of you will say i need to stop talking t her and i probably agree with you guys but thats not the point of this post.

>>728665654
I had sex with my mom's friend she knew since high school

>>728668309
just kill your own self, you're the worthless one, not the random shopping district people.

>>728686417
Use proper grammer no one knows "who knew" because of your autism

> had sexual relationship with my sister and stepsister

>lost my virginity to 39 year old cute fitness teacher

>>728686053
I feel you, but i think you're overthinking it and her motivations.
Girls like attention, and she gets some from you when she bitches. You're in a weird "friendzone" stage even tho a relationship isn't what you want and you've already been through that with her.
It should get better with time as you remain friends, in my opinion it's kind of a natural stage after breaking up when staying close. Even most exes who "stay close" have some considerable distance in regards to discussing new relationships, and you two don't have that barrier.

You're right that it's smarter to stop talking to her, but i do think it will get better and in the end you both can stay decent friends without her getting up your ass.

>>728686577
But your sentence makes less sense than mine

>>728686864
I think she thinks that her telling me that she actually does like him will make me really angry or something but the only times i have been angry is when she lies about not liking him and she would contradict herself. I am overthinking it a bit..

Either way i dont think shes a good person for reasons besides those so i dont know why i would have higher expectations for something like this.

Thanks for your reply man

>>728669068
Post body pics for inspection

Shave my taint and balls with my Step daughters razor. It's more of fuck you gesture. I also use her toothbrush during my cum cleanup. I think about it often when she's being a little shit.

so can anyone give me tips on how to smack and grab a girls butt on the sidewalk without getting caught?

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

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>>728690606

>>728691069

>20 years ago.

Gonna spend a whole day with an escort tomorrow. First time in 9 years that I'm gonna be fucking a different pussy than my wife. She thinks I'll be at work. Wish me luck.

>>728685908
>i like joining a movement that contradicts itself by textbook definition
faggot cuck

>>728691429
does your wife give you pussy now?

>>728668309
Your on a list now

>>728665654
I have zero problem with black people and minorities in general.

>>728669348
What was the name of the film

I personally hate niggers but i like ebony porn

>>728691429
wanna like answer my question??

>>728689121
pics or didn't happen

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>>728665654
This is my favorite fap image.

>>728694173
Daisy's hairy butt

>>728694398
>>728692349
Maybe once or twice a week

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>>728667300
listen to the entire soundtrack in russian, you will become a true man after that

>>728685424
uh is this thread still alive
cause i do got a story.

>>728665654
I fucked my father in-law about a dozen times before I got married.

And twice since.

>>728695195
kill yourself faggot

i have a gym membership but my anxiety keeps me from using it or cancelling it.
my ass got lazy and now i can't motivate myself to unfatty myself.

>>728695397
Faggot

>>728685190
>9 and a half year marriage
>I'm 20

yeah because people get married at 11 right? dipshit

>>728695645
Nope.
Just a fat girl with low self esteem