What does /b/ think about fucking prostitutes? Always wanted

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go for it faggit, but if u do means u cant get girls by your own, but if its like that, why not.

>>728660018
>$130
Buy some nice food for yourself instead. Don't throwaway money and risk your health for some whore you dumb shit.

>>728660177
>Implying that you can't be both get laid conventionally and hire hookers.

Don't listen to this jackass, OP. If you want an escort, go for it. Just be smart about it.

Don't want to walk into a police sting or a scam.

r/escorts

Good info

>>728660018
Ive gotten head from hookers about 6 or 7 times. Almost always worth it

>>728660214
I'm having a party this weekend and need a buzzkill around 3am. You free?

>>728660018
Go for it. Prostitution is like a sexual chocolate box.

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>>728660018
i hired a 10/10 European blond escort when i was in Austria. paid 200 Euros for an hour plus an extra 50 for BJ with no condom.
the experience was very mechanical and it seemed like she was rushing me to cum. it was okay but i probably wouldnt recommend it to a friend

>>728660927

Yeah when you get one that already has nuts in it you feel ripped off and basic

>>728661026
Well there's a lot of asian escorts here

>>728660741
kek
yeah i'm free, have money and no sti/std
and you know whats even better than that anon?
i don't pay for sex
have to do time
but thats not important
what is important is that i don't pay for the sex i get

Used to live/school in Amsterdam and regularly went to red light district it was 50 euro's for bj and sex with a condom of course.
Not that i couldn't get a girl myself just didn't want to deal with the hassle that comes with it.
Got a gf now and i miss just having sex without having to spend so much effort for it.

>>728661469
You pay for sex one way or another, little kid

>>728661349
If you ever make a joke out of that, be sure to tell us.

>$130 for 1\2 hour

Ausfag detected.

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>>728661026

had the same thing with a russian chick, she was really hot tho

>>728660018
ex-gf went a little strange after we broke up, still friends but i went over to visit once and she said she had a prostitute there. she'd met her at some club and brought her home.

1: she'd given the bitch my Sisters of Mercy t-shirt, and i never got it back

2: i thought she'd brought home John Wayne. seriously the ugliest woman i have ever met. god knows how she made a living as a prostitute.

>>728660018
Just like regular girls, some escorts are shit and some are amazing. You almost always get what you pay for. If you expect to get top shelf pussy for $50, you probably won't.

Dating is expensive. But, the end game is good pussy for free, pretty much 24/7.

Hookers are great, short term. GFs are great long term.

i just don't see how the implications of paying someone for sex would not affect the pleasure of the experience. the girl is probably not enjoying the experience and there's nothing less erotic than a transaction.

>>728664919
Really depends on the girl. I've had one russian girl that was really into it, great foreplay, fondling all over my body, sucking my dick and balls and going through all the positions and fucking like crazy. Easily the best sex I've ever had.

On the other hand I had one that was "we going to fuck or what?" followed by brief sex and throwing me out. Really regret that one.

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>>728664919
>there's nothing less erotic than a transaction.

I think this guy would disagree.

I sometimes use prostitutes, other times get laid and I can say that I prefer prostitutes. Normal girls suck at sex unless they're fat or ugly to compensate for their shortcomings

>>728665612
Just don't sleep with the bosses daughter

i dont understand how anyone would pay 130 dollars for half an hour of sex. this is fucking ridiculous. maby except when your 60+ and have no idea what to do with all your money.

>>728661026
Well, for $200 an hour, I'd smash your prostate to make you cum in 30 seconds so I could get to the next john paying $200.

>>728665660
fat ones are just as bad. most lay there like dead fish with an occasional moan or squeal.

god help you if you try to get their lazy fat asses involved in the whole process. ugly girls are like creepy pedo uncles, or CHAD. they want that nut, and physical contact. they will try to talk you into shit you dont want to do.

>>728660018
130 half an hour you could have a wank for free and buy steroids a gym membership hit it for 30 minutes and still have some leftover, from that you reinvest and shit until u find some cunt to fuck cause she digs ur gold wallet and ur iron body and when she gets even slightly old/disobediant/you just get flat plain bored of her you move on, repeat

u cunts r losers

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>tfw too ugly to get gf, too poor to get pretty, disease-free hooker

>>728666063
women are selfish and lazy in general, thats why I stick to boipucci these days

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Hi, I'm a trap hooker in richmond, VA rate is $100/meeting, no hard time limit but anything past an hour is up to my discretion. Time with me rocks!

>>728666297
>paying for traps
lolno
i would still hit tho

>>728665923
Meh, money isn't a problem for me. I've gotten over visiting prostitutes now though, too much hassle and the risk of getting busted by police.

Now I just pay cam girls to do my very specific fetishes so I can post them in the very specific fetish threads and forums so there's at least something left by me when I die.

>>728662558
Truer words have never been said.

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>>728666442
Thx!

And i feel you! I'm always surprised when I get handed $100 bucks for my good time. I enjoy it tbh.

>>728667215
You're welcome, I would love to kiss those pretty lips and hit that booty hard tbh

>>728660018
I've had more fun with the asian hookers than white hookers. Asians like to please, love you long time, sucky sucky

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>>728667492
Aww =P

Got $100 for me?

Yes.

It's not worth it, diseases and risks you just dont want to have.

Find a fuck buddy, then at least you can spend 25 bucks on alcohol, get drunk and smash some chick.

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>>728660018
yeah I totally would go to nevada or some european country for that and just binge fuck since I played too much runescape in high school and had a really rough time in college with mental illness etc. think I'll do it someday. the more people you cut out of your life by defriending them on facebook, the freer you are and the more open you are to doing whatever the fuck you want. It's awesome. Just wanted to add that I'm gonna get a tesla model 3 and mini trailer/camper to sleep in and just be a digital nomad. shit's gonna be soooo fun. there's this super hot girl at the bunny ranch (in pic) that I'm dying to fuck
http://www.bunnyranch.com/misty-matrix.html

>>728669094
nah, I got some dick tho

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I thoroughly endorse it!

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>>728669688
But Anon, how will i buy weed?

>>728670155
you can hit my joint after you smoke on my cubano cigar

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>>728670259
Lol cmon i need some dollars papi, surely you can spare something to stretch this ass for a few hours?

>>728671026
10$, 20$ if you do a good job

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>>728671169
Lol nice

Twas fun anon, lowball me later? Alhenaadams at gmail dot com

I'm off to do my ho'in. Toodles!

>>728660018
Smooth af skin

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I tried it todayand am severly underwelmd.
really.

maybe it's different for you though.

it just felt to fake.
like it was clear that thats her job.

>>728671324
later you cheap slut, kisses on those pretty cocksucker lips

>>728666297

who but a cop would have a strap on their phone. KYS COPPER! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, SEE. YEAHHHH.

>>728671324

Fuckin beaner fag. KYS

>>728660018
are you good at fucking? then do it, if not, they know it and try to make you cum as fast as possible and youll end up disappointed.

>>728660018


ESSSS TEEEEE DEEEEEES MOTHERFUCKER (STDs)

DO YOU WANT ONE?

Dude come on, sex isn't that big a deal to risk getting infected with something gross. If you're a virgin, step up your game and meet a girl to have sex with, and keep yourself safe. After I lost my virginity, I realized how overhyped sex was, and was able to not be such an autist around 'attractive' women.

>>728661026
>seemed like she was rushing me to cum
happens 99% of the time.


Find one whore that loves dicks and then pay her well. Make her your local whore.

Shit is cash.

>>728671978
shut up lol

I will often see escorts, in europe it does not lack.

>>728660018
Story time
>holiday to Amsterdam
>Virgin friend gives up and decides to pay for it
>picks a prostitute on one of the busiest roads in the red light district
>roughly 30 people watch him go in
>we're stood around deciding what to do during his 30 minutes of shame
>literally 2 minutes later he comes out looking like he just saw his dog get run over
>ohshit.jpeg
>the crowd who saw him go in are all staring at him and most of them are pissing themselves
>he fucking legs it
Turns out he blew his load 30 seconds into a blowjob
Rip 30€

>tfw I've tried getting a hooker twice and they both stopped texting back

I literally can't even pay a girl to fuck

I am definitely pro-hookers. That being said I've had both positive and negative experiences working both as an escort and when hiring escorts for my own devices. Some general rules:

- Be very fucking skeptical about international escorts. Sex trafficking is a big deal and not something you want to get tied up in. Where possible go with someone native to your own country.
- If she has track marks on her arms or offers to let you fuck her bare, turn around and walk straight back out again
- Pay first, be respectful and be very clear about what you are looking to get out of the experience
- This should go without saying but just because your paying them, doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you like. That's still a human being.

>>728660018
I've really wanted to before but i don't think i will

>>728673036
I agree with everything you said except the assertion that they're human beings

>>728672248
Why were you texting an escort?

>>728660214
lol, high class escorts get periodic medicals and $130 means nothing to me

>>728673036
>That's still a human being

After it took money to have sex with me it became a thing to fuck.

So... maybe someone more experienced can guide me a bit regarding hookers...

I was in amsterdam and chose a standard window hooker for the standard price and went only for a blowjob. She was a 9/10... I am a 7 (based on the fact that I can get chicks up to 8) so one of my reasons was to get a girl that I could not for free (or more like I am not willing to put in the energy).
The other reason was based on my experiences with massages (just regular back massages). If you go to a massage parlor you get a service that is not even comparable to a massage that you get from your girlfriend, so I was thinking that sex is probably the same. But it was more than disappointing - the blowjob was mediocre at best, when I prepared to get my mind blown. It was still nice though, because she was super hot and I have enough money to throw it away once in a while, but still...

So as I see it now, you are not paying really for the experience, you are paying for the looks of the girl... and thats my problem... maybe I am weird in this, but I really don't want to put energy in the act when I am paying for it.

Was I only unlucky?

>>728660018
Is this girl Asian?

>>728660018
I've slept with 4 prostitutes, on each occassion I was absolutely smashed. There's a brothel near my local boozer, and I happened to visit it a few times. £50 for 30mins and £10 entry. I've only managed to cum once though. Been thrown out twice. Once for biting the poor lass because I was shitfaced. And two because a bloke. Omitted on me and I smacked him.

>>728674759
Vomited on me*

>>728672173
bullshit story is bullshit

>>728664481
>You almost always get what you pay for.

In terms of looks, maybe. But not in terms of performance. The hottest chicks are always the laziest in bed.

>>728674759
Go back to sipping tea faggot

>>728673803
Many of them are just bored. It is a job to them. It is hard to find the 9 or 10/10 who will preform like a champ because they are so fucking hot. Try a good looking one who seems enthusiastic next time and not go for the goddess and you will have more fun.

>>728675179
yep

>>728663249
le kek