Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>728601988
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
I mean I am kinda here
Still here
and
>>728616452
How sweet of you.
>>728616341
I hope the rest of your day was really good <3
>>728616540
it was good! I had pizza and saw family and saw a really cute dog!
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>728615788
>dubs
I see, well a banquet hall can have a pretty hectic schedule.
I'm lucky enough to have a consistent schedule but I'm going to request to move from late morning and early afternoon shifts to late afternoon and evening shifts.
>>728616249
Yeah I'm doing alright
You?
>>728616820
Nice! I helped a friend with some math homework and played some vidya. And by help with homework I mean sit there and do my own homework
>>728616820
What kind of dog?
>>728616249
I appreciate the kind words. Just hard to feel that way all of the time.
Hopefully when the summer comes I'll feel better about my situation and more confident. (Love Anon)
>>728616644
Also claimed
>Misaki Claimed
How's everyone doing tonight?
I have another niece now.
Time to join
>>728617132
Good, yourself?
>>728616837
I kinda need money, might have to get another job. Which will be a little more hard to juggle
>>728617123
Claiming me?
Watch yourself
>>728617191
Coolio
>>728617132
Hey old man. How's life?
>>728617191
Congratz
>>728616837
I'm good! and I'm glad you are as well <3
>>728617007
that still sounds like a good time to me!
>>728617090
ah... I don't know, but he's some kind of a spaniel, I think! he was really cute <3
>>728617123
it'll all work out <3
>>728617132
hello hello friend I'm good! how are you?
>>728617191
w o w congrats!
>>728617444
Do you have any pets?
>>728616496
Obviously the best waifu here.
>>728617296
Kek, aids.
>>728617503
I don't! I really want a cat someday but I'm allergic!
I met a really sweet one at a shelter, she was really snuggly and I wish I could have taken her home right then and there!
>>728617007
>tfw no yuuki to do by and do hw with
>>728617533
Think you meant second best
>>728617533
Oh yeah, I painted a new one of her since my last visit. How is it?
>>728617191
Congrats Mai!!
>>728617444
>checked
Yeah haha. Almost got ranked up to Gold in rocket league, I'm SO CLOSE
>>728617693
FeelsBadMan
>>728617132
Hello Houki
>>728617363
Have you ever thought of just quiting your current job and finding a new one with a consistent schedule?
>>728617444
>trips
Although i still don't want to go back to work tomorrow
>>728617697
Not bad, but you're clearly mistaken friend!
Has my koneko been claimed?
>>728617658
Allergic to everything. How about a pair of ferrets?
>>728617296
Pretty good now that the old cable modem got replaced. It decided to kick the bucket for good on Friday.
>>728617393
Settling down, though the next couple of weeks will probably be busy outside of work with phone calls and appointments. All in all, things are about as good as they can be right now.
>>728617444
Nice trips. Doing good, just taking a break right now. And you?
>>728617533
Looking forward to the new Eureka 7 trilogy?
Makise Kurisu be my gf plz rspnd
>>728616565
still awesome
>>728617896
What!?!? What are you talking about? Yes to whatever you just said.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs
>>728617836
I don't think that's be that great of an idea.
And my boss scares me uwu
>>728617896
Just looked it up! Holy shit! You have no idea!!!
>>728617893
-kiss-
>>728617836
Hey Juvia, had a good Sunday?
>>728618403
I'd bulli for not being current on your waifu's series, but it's not my style. I'm definitely ready for it too.
>>728618053
Doggo could use a giant bone, or a steak.
>>728618124
Is your boss the 'my way or the highway' type?
>>728617896
Nice. Every time something like that happens I get so sad haha
>>728618031
Yup!
>>728618622
Hello.
>>728617363
Still claimed
>>728617444
:)
>>728617896
Sounds good. I wish I could say the same; have my final stats test Tuesday. Nothing's really changed- I just like talking about how stressed I sometimes feel.
>>728618124
Well if you can find a job with consistency and a decent pay just go for it.
>>728618653
Yeah my sunday was a good lazy Sunday as usual.
How about yours?
>>728617813
wow, go go go! you're super great!
>>728617836
it will be good miss Juvia, I believe in you!
>>728617893
little catsnakes are weird to me! I like regular snuggly kittens <3
>>728617896
that's good <3 take care of yourself friend!
>>728618700
<3
>>728618653
I hope you do watch the original series at some point too. It's well worth it. ;)
>>728618679
hii
>>728618811
>>728618852
Yeah but they are pretty cute. I had 2 for a while and they liked to hide things and sleep a lot. Very cute.
>>728618920
Is this who I think it is?
>>728618653
He reminds me a mix between someone who would own a coal company and a mafia boss.
He's spooky
>>728618700
Y tho
Watch yourself
>>728618811
I will but I think i should keep the job incase I can get even more work
>>728619041
and who is that?
>>728619092
The person who asked for a kiss 2 days ago if I remember correctly.
>>728618852
BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN ME!!!!!!!!!!!
>>728617191
Kill her and eat her soul.
>>728619241
n-no
>>728619041
I'll keep my eyes open then <3
>>728619244
go go go!
>>728619317
Then who?
>>728619386
I miss my little ferrets.
>>728618674
This one lasted a good 4 years with no problems up until a few days ago. Then it gave up the ghost. The new one is nice though, we're getting a bit more speed out of it now.
>>728618700
You know how it is, gotta vent or otherwise the anxiety gets the better of you. Hope that test goes well for you.
>>728618811
More or less the same, the tech came to fix our internet connection and replace the equipment. After that, a lazy nap, cooked some dinner, and then caught up on some stuff on the computer.
>>728618852
Nothing too crazy going on here thankfully. Crappy drivers on the work commute is about all I have to worry about these days. Gotta take care of yourself too.
>>728618910
It'll be a rewatch for me, but I definitely plan on it before watching the new stuff.
>>728619042
lol chill :)
>>728619604
Thanks.
Just torturing myself here trying to remember what I did in these last few weeks last semester to ready myself for these last few tests/exams.
Now, really all I have to do is not fail tragically. I still could. But anyways...
What's happening in the Houki household?
>>728619500
-kiss-
bye
>>728620458
Goodbye and sleep tight.
>>728619241
Kissu uwu
>>728620528
I cant find a picture of Tomoko puckering up.
>>728618852
Not as good as last week.
Not going to be able to be on as long anymore. Or at least not till they switch my schedule
>>728618965
>wew!
>>728619042
Well i guess that's a good idea too. See if you can handle 2 jobs
>>728619604
Sounds like a good lazy sunday.
I actually did something i haven't done since highschool and slept till about 3 or 4 so most of my day was already gone
>>728619386
Lost a game ;_;
>>728619604
That's good, I need to call ATT and get them to give us the speed we pay for
>>728620725
now I want to see that
>>728621198
Same. Sucks.
>>728620740
?
>>728621452
Roll
>>728619042
>spooky
>coal company mafioso
Huge dark circles under the eyes kind of spooky?
>>728620030
Hey Akame, how are you?
>>728620448
Yeah, that can be tough down the stretch since it all starts to blur together right around now. Aside from having the junk modem replaced, not too much. The little one is starting to scare me with how quickly she can pick up on other languages.
>>728620740
All I needed was some football and it would have been perfect.
I can't think of the last time I slept in that late was, probably sometime in university. Even if I have a night with several drinks, I'm awake at 10am at the latest, no matter how few hours of sleep I got.
>>728621099
I got Death Star as my ISP too, speeds are better now, but not quite as advertised. And of course, GigaPower won't be coming to my side of town anytime soon.
>>728621452
Way too soon. Last roll of the day
>>728621310
shame shaaaaame
This the gayest shit I ever seen. Fuckin weebs never seen a vagina in person before lmfao
>>728621692
In my dreams.
>>728621546
One of these days Google Fiber will be available everywhere
>still
You're all still virgins
>still
>>728621727
Hows the week off?
>>728621546
Naw just big, kinda beer belly, deep voice. Ex cocaine addict
Spooky.
I joke that the banquet center is just a laundering operation
>>728621763
shame in your dreams?
>>728622273
No. In my dreams I will see it hopefully.
>>728622154
Pupper!
>>728621322
>dubs
>wew
>>728621546
Got a few months to go
Back in high school, especially Junior and Senior year that's all i did on the weekends, breaks, and summer. Stayed up all night and would wake up 4 or 5.
Now i can't really do that cause of work or other business.
>>728622516
or get a drawfagg to do it
>>728622605
Nah.
>>728622688
>>728622975
So mean to me.
>>728621794
That would be nice, but for now it's still a pipe dream. Beats the hell out of my poorer days of relying on dialup and a true toaster of a computer at least.
>>728622270
That's a winning combo whether it's in a truck stop parking lot, or the boss at work. Sometimes the joke is too real, you never know.
>>728622595
Yeah, it'll be here sooner rather than later. In the meantime, NHL playoffs will start soon, so that gives me something to follow for a while at least.
I pretty much did the same thing in high school too, if I didn't have to be up early for work, I was staying up late, then would try to knock out before the sun started coming up again, sleep in until late afternoon, repeat.
If shit needed to get done I'd adjust, but I was content with the routine at the time.
>>728623069
I'm sorry bb here let me fug you
>>728623179
Nah I dont know you.
This seems like a shitty version of a waifu thread on r9k
Jesus /b/, step up your game.
also my first time here in like over a year
>>728623406
why would you go on r9k? :o
>>728623309
bobby?
>>728623807
Who?
Claiming Toko, just as always.
>Tfw you'll never get to smell her filthy body
Why live?
>>728623118
Dont you just love it when your supplier gives you 3 day old lettuce thats been kept in a 3kg box?
>>728624114
She is very cute. I dont think she is filthy. She probably smells nice.
>>728623118
>nhl playoffs
First time I've ever seen the wings not make the playoffs in my life
I mean i would get up for work when i had it but that was only 2 or 3 days a week. Wasn't till i finished high school it was an actual job where i had to go 5 times a week.
>>728624114
nice taste
>>728623118
Oh god dialup. The days of waiting for my mom to get off the phone so I could look up walkthroughs for games
>>728624248
Yeah, Toko is very cute, but hey, it's canon she rarely showers. Unlike Tomoko, actually, she's canonically clean.
>>728624595
Its probably not that bad. Look at those legs.
>>728624595
would smell /10
>>728624162
Hope you sent that shit back where it came from, I'm sure it looked lovely.
>>728624281
No kidding, they're practically a fixture in the post-season. Really looks weird seeing them not in it.
>>728624345
>downloading a large SNES rom, 90% done
>click
>phone rings
>download stops again
>mfw
Those were the days, but there wasn't much choice since I wasn't footing the bill until I started working.
>>728624788
I mean, it's not that I think Toko being a slob is a bad thing, heh
>>728624797
And so would I, God bless
>>728625203
Yeah they are very cute.
>>728624966
>dubs
Yeah, it especially hurts when it's their last season at joe Louis arena.
>>728625203
best girl next to nurse
>>728624966
Had to use it. It would have been a wait for a day or two because they're petty fucks and we would have gotten shit again. Our own lettuce was weekend leftovers.
>people arent eating my strawberry and white choc muffins
>>728624966
Exactly. THere was also the time when I just got Xbox Live and I could only play online if my parents were using the computer. On another note
>GOLD 1 IN ROCKET LEAGUE LET'S FUCKING GO
>>728624345
kek i'm surprised any of you are old enough to have experienced dial up
>the pain was real
>>728625377
Mikan was so sweet, such a shame she murdered her friends.
>>728625730
I don't have like a *huge* memory of it, but I think we had it for most of the time I was in elementary school, so like '99-'04
>>728625302
hehe ur cute
>>728625928
No.
Wii fit balance board is my waifu
>>728626036
hehe yes ^~^
>>728625375
That stings a bit. I'm sure Cowboys fans felt the same way after losing their first game in the new stadium and then having the locker room autographed by Eli Manning afterwards.
>>728625489
Ouch. Gotta make do then I suppose. I've heard plenty of stories about petty suppliers, or what happens when you go with the lowest bidder too often.
Those muffins sound quite tasty, if it's berries and white chocolate, sign me up.
>>728625656
That sounded crappy, but then again, having Xbox Live was also nice too back in the day before party chat killed some of the fun. Congrats on that gold 1, I know you were trying hard to get it.
>>728625730
Yep, the shitty days of free AOL floppy disks with 10 free hours, though they upped their game when it was 40 free hours on the CDs. Before that, it was shitty Southwestern Bell where I was, and a 28.8K modem with windows 95 made for a fun time on newsgroups and spamming guestbooks.
Time for me to sleep, take it easy everyone.
>>728626159
Tomoko is.
>>728625730
Didnt have internet until after dialup here.
>>728626164
They had to go up against salted caramel and chocolate.
>>728626232
hehe you too cutie *w*
>>728624595
Is this toko irl?
>>728625808
REEEEEEEE
>>728625928
LIAR
>>728626164
Man, I had a lot of fun in social slayer in Halo 3 just messing around with people. Good times. Have a good night!
>>728626342
B-but I really like her, though
>>728626309
Not true.
>>728626339
How the fuck.
>>728626512
hehe ^~^
>>728626103
Who needs wii fit trainer.
Wii fit balance board is clearly surpiror
>>728626164
Yeah, i guess that's the official sign of rebuilding a team
But when your star player goes home to Russia and you don't get another star to replace him you have to expect it
Nighty night
>>728626592
Who are you?
>>728626690
^~^
>>728626781
I like your new waifu
>>728626741
...
>>728626850
I'm still on the fence about it, I still need to rewatch
>>728626962
The divorce papers are ready, you just need to sign :o
>>728627156
>Divorce papers
Keke
>>728616565
AIDS girl is best girl....... right.....
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
>>728617132
Just waiting for someone to mug and murder me. How's stuff with you, man?
Morning people
>>728628238
Nights Yuuki, sleep well.
>>728628659
Howdy Taiga
Awfully late over here, but you're in Norway.
>>728628238
Night Yuuki.
>>728628659
Taiga a best!!!
>>728623118
Who is this chick? Which anime? I'm behind on a whole bunch... thx
>>728628968
Heya Misaki
Still fairly early over here.
Feeling like absolute garbage, only managed to sleep 1-2 hours.
How are you today?
>>728629662
Good morning farmer
>>728629401
I feel like it's going to be the same for me tonight. Prayer meeting at 6:30 and I need to be asleep at some point and awake again at 4:00
>>728626962
>>728629955
Thats not how you say master
>>728630036
nice
>>728630338
Good morning, frog
>>728630547
>>728629955
>>728629455
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGG
>>728630648
Hmm?
>>728630672
Hmm?
Welp :3
>>728629965
aww, that sucks.
Try at least getting some rest while you can.
>>728630807
cute chibis
Hello everyone.
>>728631032
Lewd!
>>728631282
Thanks. I like them too.
>>728631216
>>728631502
I'm sorry I have to go, and two of my favorite posters just logged on.
Goodnight errybody.
>>728631683
Goodnight Misaki.
>>728631502
Hi hanako
>>728631502
Hello Hanako
>>728631683
Goodnight Misaki, take care.
>>728631861
long neck
>>728631502
Hello purple panties
>
>>728631891
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>728631895
Hiya Taiga. How are you?
>>728631914
> Copy that
>>728632161
Playing some guilty gear. I think I got some basic combos going now.
This is my true waifu and yours too ;-)
https://vimeo.com/210862415
>>728632142
Hello super sexy. How are you?
>
>>728632225
I've never played that, is it fun?
>>728632161
Just woke up, slept maybe 1-2 hours.
Feeling pretty terrible.
How are you?
>>728632289
Its a good little time sink.
>>728632289
I'm good, how are you?
Also if you want a reward you have about a half hour to earn it. Probably less honestly
>>728632375
That sucks, how come so little? I'm pretty good, just got out of the shower.
>>728632499
Well that's good.
>>728632516
Good to hear. I'm good as well.
Damn, so little time.. Well, considering the number and quality of samples i gave last night, just a few tonight should be able able to get me something good right~?
>
>>728632851
Very much so. Im playing the trap character!
>>728632927
Hi friend how are you holding up?
howdy fellers
>>728632851
Do you need a refresher on how the reward system works?
>>728633256
Hello.
>>728633178
Ahh alright i know what game you're talking about now. I knew the name sounded familiar.
>>728633256
Quality waifu.
>>728633351
No i know how it works... Btw when you said i had earned half of your lewd folder, that means i have a larger number to choose from, correct?
>
>>728633625
You earned half of it last night
You reset every night striped panties
>>728633784
Oh, i thought that once i unlocked them they would stay available.. well that's disappointing...
>
>>728633625
Yeah. I suck at it
>>728633178
hi tomoko im going ok, thank you. how are you?
>>728633625
It takes a big man to admit another man's waifu is quality, that being said. Thank you I appreciate it very much.
>>728633478
How are you today?