why some people age this well? is it genetics or can anyone keep

>>728615888
Checked

>>728615888

888 mile

>>728615888

Checked mom's Spaghetti

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>>728615888

He never looked full grown to start with.

>>728615888
it's genetics. everyone else has to use diet and products/surgery

>>728615888
Moisturizer, seriously buy some fucking Goldbond lotion and put a dime size pool on your face after the shower, it's going to change your life.

>>728615888
Honest to god. Stay out of the sun.

>>728615888
this guy's a gangster? his real name's clarence

>>728616369
who the fuck doesn't use moisturizer after they shower you retarded fuck.

>>728616410
This works wonders. If you do go in the sun just a bit of sunscreen will make a world of difference.

>>728616533
Uhh.. me

>>728616533
Lol, you know not the depths above which we tread.

>>728616700
Checked

>>728615888

Because he's never had to work a shitty job his whole life and made millions talking funny into a microphone while getting emotional and spiritual fulfillment from doing his art

>>728616755
checked?

>>728615888
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>>728616533
>>728616700
>>728616755
>>728616788
This is now a get thread

>>728616533
I have definitely never used moisturizer in my fucking life. you are either a nigger or a faggot. or a nigger faggot.

>>728616788
checked.

what does "checked" mean?

>>728615888
Satanic pacts, friend.

>>728616873
KEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!

>>728616939
It means you need to check your pants newfag

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get kek'd

>>728616942
Monthly youthing rituals are granted. He must complete them himself.

>>728616921
Disappoint

>>728617259
Much

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Alex Jones is hotter senpai

>>728615888
Black don't crack. Slim shady is just another example.

>>728615888
active life, succesful, I heard that he does yoga, eats well, has a lot of discipline, hangs out with creative people, he is constantly reinventing himself (thinks a lot), he is not phony, he is a strong person etc etc etc many many reasons m8

>>728615888
>why some people age this well? is it genetics or can anyone keep himself as young-looking as possible?

41 isn't that old.
Wait until age 60+. You go downhill fucking fast.

>>728617564
most people get old pretty quickly cause they hang out with fucktards who do not have original ideas or aspirations of any type, eat shit food, live a boring existence, take no risks, and do the same boring stuff (that they usually hate) over and over and over again

>>728615888
money helps

is it myth or does alcohol actually makes your face look older?

>>728617988
bump

>>728617988
without moderation and without doing exercise to sweat it out probably yes

not much stress, but not the type of stress of having struggles in life or loosing friends, the type of stress of working with fucktards 8 ours each day

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>>728617988
Naa alcohol is a fountain of youth.

Pic related

>>728615888
money and botox you simple fuck, money can cure aids.

>>728618890
l bet back when he was 18 he never would've thought somebody would comment that about him, fucker is successful

>>728616155
underrated post

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>>728615888
It's called lighting, dude.
He looks rough now.

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He looks like shit now

>>728615888
He has the money to look that way.

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>>728619229
Drugs are a hell of a drug
my friend is 46 and still looks like a senior in hs
he is still fucking sophmores and juniors

>>728619442
post pic of your friend

I'm 30, but I easily pass for 16 if I shave and grow my hair out a bit. I also live nearby to a University town and have picked up many fine girls who think I'm also a student.

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>>728619649
nice try, detective

>>728619442
sophomores...and juniors...in college? or in high school?

because if high school, that's a jailing

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>>728615888
I can see some of his facial features in his daughter

Pic related, it's Hailie now, she's 21

>>728619956
da-da?

All these celebs people claim "dont age" is just them failing to realize most of the time you see that particular celeb, you're seeing professional make up, professional touching up post production, etc

they all look just as ugly as everyone else in candid/paparazzi shots

>>728616775

He flipped burgers and cleaned toilets in Detroit before Dre signed him. Sounds pretty shitty to me

>>728619229
actually he looks much better now than "then"

It's genetics combined with healthy food, workout and lack of stress. Add some millions to the equation and you'll look as young as possible for the longest time.

>>728619956
HAILIE IS MY WAIFU

>>728619188
his schnoz lools like jacko's

>>728619956
That's not a normal nose. She got knifed

>>728619956

thanks. I feel old as fuck now. I remember listening to "Hailie's Song" when it came out. I was 19.

All the prescription medication he has used over the years have made him immortal.

>>728619956
I knew she'd grow up to be a bombshell

>>728620501
Ditto but im even older.

We'll be 40 in a heartbeat.

>>728620093
Which is why I usually say that money helps.

If every slob had their hair and makeup done everyday by pros they'd look amazing too.

There are a few that age really well, but they probably make up only slightly more than the percentage of normals that age well.

>>728615888
Become rich.

>>728619188
It's become a trend to add a massive amount of contrast to pictures shown on the news these days. They do this on purpose in order to attract views for news such as "OMG this is how X looks like now!", I've seen it many times. That is one of those pictures.

>>728620501
Poor you!

He started hitting it big while I was still in highschool and I'm 36 now =p

>>728619956

She looks amazing

>>728619956
em, you claim your mother's crackhead and kim is a known slut; so what is hailie gonna be when she grows up?

MURDAAAAAAAAAA

>>728620927
I wonder how many guys avoid trying to get with her because Eminem is her father. lol

moms spaghetti.

>>728616533
most people you absolute retard

>>728621137
IT'S THE M-U-R-E-D-R INC.

>>728621424
>moms spaghetti

Heard a remix of that track once with nothing but those words repeated over and over again.
Was amusing.

>>728621573
That knob is still supposed to be releasing another album one of these days.

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>>728615888
generally avoid excessive stress, sunlight and cigarettes. carcinogens are bad too.
note staying away from those correlates with money.

>>728620151

For what, 4 years max?

>>728621896
>That knob is still supposed to be releasing another album one of these days.
really? how someone can still release an album when his career's totally destroyed?

>>728622164
His mom seems nice.

O_o

>>728620501
>I remember listening to "Hailie's Song" when it came out.
his best song

>>728615888
Money and make up team

>>728619956
HHHHNNNNGGGGGGG! Boner activated

>>728622310
I don't know, but he's been working on it since at least 2014 and changed the title of it to 'Coup de Grâce' ie "a final blow or shot given to kill a wounded person or animal."

Doesn't seem like he exactly wants to do it, should be good for some lulz though.

>>728616533
Nigger detected

>>728616533
How fucking disgusting is your skin that you've grown so accustomed to using moisturizer that you assume its a thing that everyone does?

Almost NOBODY uses fucking moisturizer you ashy-skinned dumbfuck

>>728615888
He was killed around the time 8 Mile came out and replaced by a woman. Did no one notice how feminine he got as he got older?

>>728615888
black dont crack

>>728622961
Damn girl you fine, what's your name?
Hailie
You look familiar, have I seen you before?
Maybe, my dad is Eminem.
>OH SHIT
Well nice meeting you miss, I gots to go now!
>smokebomb
>runs

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>>728623666
>black dont crack
i thought blacks loved crack

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>>728622136
>generally avoid excessive stress, sunlight and cigarettes. carcinogens are bad too.
basically stop living, it will age you the more you do it

>>728616155
Fucking kek

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>>728615888
It's because celebrities are actually goods who gain power due to worship. Thats why religion is dying

>>728623332
this

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Always been a fan. Pic related

>>728619442
>Drugs are a hell of a drug
kek'd

>>728622164
4 years?? Bruh he didn't get picked up till he was 26, his whole life up to that point was shitty. He was bullied all the time in school, his mother abused him, he didn't have a father, he tried supporting a kid and his wife with a fast food salary.
Whatd you think, he was some middle classes white boy who only worked fast food as a first job?

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>>728624625
Just move some of your villagers over to the shrine then.

>>728624444
checked, wrong though

>>728615888
1: stay as much as you can out the sun.
2: less oxygen keeps you live longer
3: take a nap after your lunch
4: dump depressive friends and do what you like.
5: mastrubate at least twice a day
6: eat a lot bread instead of warm food. Say 4 days bread and 3 days normal meal
7: drink camomilla tea
8: eat two teaspoons of honey every day.

If you be cosistent with all this, you will look like 30 when you are 60+ and no health issuey. Trust me on that

>>728620151
Person actually from Detroit here, I think you meant to say "Warren." Still a shitty neighborhood, but not Detroit.

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>>728625018
My nigga

>>728615888
its only a guess but i think the less sunlight you take in the slower you wrinkle

>>728625018
Epic game.

This is now a PC game nostalgia thread.

>>728616155
up-vote

>>728625018
is that citizen kabuto?

>>728616533
not me

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>>728626131
Nope nope, guess again. =)

>>728626572
BLACK AND WHITE
BEST GAME
YOU ARE A GOD COW
YOU KILL PEOPLE AND DANCE

>>728626927
A winrar is you!

>>728615888
well eminem is like 5'6" so

you can't age if you never grew up

>>728616533
i have the genetics this thread is about and i don't use moisturizer ever


what a faggot

>>728617357
You'd have muscles like that too if your tin foil hats were made of iron.

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>>728626927
Did everyone choose the cow?
Always wanted to turn him into a bull, with massive horns and ripped muscles, but he inevitably winds up fat and hairy.

>>728623332
I've moisturised my face everyday since I was mid-20s. Takes 30 seconds a day. Could easily pass for low 20s.... except for the grey hair haha

>>728616155
/thread

>>728622164
As someone who's worked those jobs, 4 years is enough.

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>>728615888
>why some people age this well?

have u seen his daughter lately?

>>728623332
>>728624658

lol, not him, but you're both dumb cocksuckers. You don't use moisturizer after a shower because your skin is shitty - you do it to keep it looking young and nice. Of course you filthy neckbeards wouldn't know shit about hygiene and body maintenance.

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Hasn't aged thaaaat well

>>728615888

Answer is simple

>money

>>728615888
Because he was born grown and grew down dumbass

>>728628510
damn I wonder if he jerks off to his own daughter

>>728629012
He'd be gay if he didn't

>>728616471
And clarence lives at home with both parents

>>728615888
Genetics. Me and my brother look young as fuck, I am 24 but can pass for 16 and he is 34 and passes for mid 20s.

>>728616775
>doesn't know what marshal had to do to get to where he is now

How old are you?

>>728628490
As another person that had to pay for college with 3 shit tier jobs for 4 years and had to constantly struggle with financial bullshit in order to get to where I am now I can confirm faggot go back to your rich white parents house you've never experienced hardship

>>728629398
12

What is this?

>>728625487
less oxygen because?

>>728631577
Not him but I think it's from sci show on YouTube

>>728631577
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnAhAX98HY4&spfreload=10

>>728615888
He spend a shitload of money to look good, since he is rich af. All wealthy folk do that.

>>728615888

People on camera wear makeup dip-shit, look at a pic of Eminem now without it. He looks his age.

>>728625487
Coincidentally I do most of this, but where did you get this random-ass information?