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My shoes have been good to me for several years, but they need

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My shoes have been good to me for several years, but they need some spice. Decide what I add to my shoes /b/.
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buy supra instead
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>>728598124
But my shoes are comfy and they have been for years :(
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>>728598260
you can wear both ya know
how you gonna get bitches with those basic shoes
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>>728598050
duct tape. lots of it.
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barbed wire and nails on the soles
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>>728598050
>different colored laces

how's highschool going?
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duct tape over the top and sides of the shoes, drive nails through the top over the toes point-up.
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>>728598050
Cumin and Red Pepper.
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>>728598715
>not far enough out of highschool to know that adults who did this in highschool will sometimes keep doing it through life.
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>>728598582
It just falls off, know of any other brands that will adhere to fabric?
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>>728598715
Apart from the bullies, okay
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>>728598828
He gets it
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>>728598849
i bet it would adhere if you slathered the shoes in glue first.
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WAIT op do you have a cat? if so, you need to slather your shoes in glue and press some frosty dumplings from the catbox into the glue.
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>>728598955
Checked and true. Where do I put it?
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>>728598050
Smear a turd on the toecap
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>>728599059
I'm not trying to ruin the shoes, Jimbo, I am trying to make them spicy, add a little pizzaz
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>>728599185
Bitches love shit on shoes
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>>728598050
years? c'mon man those type of vans barely last 1 year
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>>728599185
Already enough on the soles anon
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>>728599275
use black and red shoe strings, lace em like checker pattern
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>>728599346
Well the shoes themselves are Polo, I replaced the inner sole with more comfy van soles
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>>728598050

Jerk off on them. Continue as usual
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>>728599368
Now that is spicy, will blue work?
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>>728599275
just feed your cat something with peppers in it first
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>>728599363
As Christopher Walken would say
>it needs moar cowturd

There's not enough poop on your shoes... Do it, it brings bitches, riches and snitches that itches the rectal stitches
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>>728599536
i suppose it will work, though i think dark red looks nice.
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>>728599563
So that's how the line went
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>>728599658
The maroon looks very nice, I agree
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>>728599701
Yeah but it wasn't TV friendly and more Howard Stern meets toilet humor-ish so they didn't wanna attract the wrong crowd
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>>728598050
A cumstain
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>>728598050
Stick pushpins from the outside in so your feet will have good grip in the shoe and they wont slip off
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>>728600074
>nigger detected
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>>728600074
Now we are thinking
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>>728600074
Thats some good thinking anon
GG
Also rolling for this
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>>728599897
What kinda crowd were they trying to avoid?
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I can write things on the shoes too anons, make it spicy.
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>>728600488
Jews cant melt steel beams
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>>728598828
>not far enough in life to know only the losers that didn't grow up after high school continue to do this
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>>728600551
Hey now, I may be a loser, but at least I am not black
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>>728600731
Or jewish
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>>728600359
People who:
>listen to Metallica
>likes toilet humour
>farts in mason jars then let the sit on a shelf for months only to inhale the fermented concoction which has psychoactive properties
>people who have long greasy hair
>so greasy you could fry potato in it
>all the above
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>>728600731
Or gay
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>>728600731
Or a woman
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>>728600731
blacks are ok, it's the niggers you have to worry about
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>>728600488
>allah
>akbar
One word on each shoe

If you don't do it then you're gay
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The spice is underway bois
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>>728600931
Okay okay jeez man
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>>728600951
>writing on the fucking duct tape
>taking tape off as soon as thread dies
>OP=fagg confirmed
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>>728600865
Whats the difference
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>>728601028
Like in big bold letters all throughout the tape
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>>728601072
Will fix, nig nog
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>>728601107
So funny lmao lol
I cant even
Rofl
"Allah akbar" hahahahahahahah thats a good one
You are so funny anon
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>>728600074
This OP
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>>728601072
>being this fucking homo
>taking this gay thread seriously
>feasting upon bowls of dicks while you witness all the gays
>mfw i have no face
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>>728601323
But my feetsies
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>>728601237
You suck a big black nigger cock and sit on one, ok?
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>>728601334
>being this funking hetero
>taking this comment seriously
>feasting upon bowls of vags while you witness all the heteros
>mfw i suck cock
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>>728601452
kek, thats your job m8, i just film it. fag
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Ive got another pair that I can ruin if you would like me to do so anons
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>>728601556
Someone screenscap this post, an anon has posted something honest for once
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>>728601678
cum in them, then wear
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>>728601573
Stop projecting(pun intended) and get back to work Gary
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>>728601748
I will do so anon, but to a new pair
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>>728601452
Oh nooo
I dont like dixks but you say i do
And they are black
Pls dont say that anon it hurts me a lots
And i dont want to sit on you but you say so
Omg you are really roasting me hard anon. Just as hard as i suck niggerdick.
Im sure everybody likes you
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>>728601824
mfw i dont work, i just live off of your taxes
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>>728601854
YES!
take pics op
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>>728601764
I SAID THROUGHOUT THE TAPE IN BIG BOLD LETTERS YOU NIGGERFAGGOT

WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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>>728601971
Fuck off, the tape will wear off but ink will stay on rubber, nigger
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>>728601928
Sure Gary, just get back to sucking dat big black nigger cock so i can film edit and publish the footage

The deadline is tomorrow and your 5% is still non negotiable

Deal with it cocksmoker
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>>728602219
>>728602219
I think you're getting me confused with your dad, anon. I'm the Gary from Gary, IN.
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>>728602173
cant see no cum, faggot
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>>728602466
Not confused at all, i'm talking to you
You little poopsmoker
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>>728602602
Woah Woah Woah, poopsmoking and cocksucking are two completely different things. I've got nothing against poopsmoking. Why, just yesterday I was enjoying a nice bowl of good ole Georgia number two. I ain't no filthy cocksucking fag though. That's just nasty.
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>>728602594
Ive jerked off like 20 times today, give me a sec
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>>728602878
Ohhh sooo, you're a fine poop connoisseur? I didn't think i would ever find one on here

What's your favourite poop strain?

I love me some blue poop, mumbo dungo #5, sour poop and kamikapoop
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>>728598124
Im not sure if he's sucked enough cock to get into the supra club. Need to have a grinder account for at least 9 months to wear Supras
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>>728603141
Didgeridoodoo #69 is my favorite so far, I was actually handed down my grandfathers pooppipe last year, so I've been dabbling a bit since then. He gave me his vintage fingerbox as well, that thing has seen a lot of use, if you know what i mean ;)
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Spoke to OP very recently. Can confirm he just came on shoe. kek
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I was empty at 2:00
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>>728603332
Shit, I almost got quads of truth
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I was in fountain centers with you kek
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>>728603342
so am i now. thanks op
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>>728603316
Shit nigger that dung is way too loud for me, i'm more of like a soft cotton panties faggot type when it comes to strains

But that's pretty cool to know poopsmoking seems to run deep in your familia, sign of a prosperous and promising bloodline

Keep on poopsmoking in the free world my good nigger
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stuff it with pepperoni or melted cheese
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>>728603342
write "spider hands" on it
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>>728603342
show us your collection
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>>728604201
All out of jizz and shoes anon
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>peel 2 bananas
>put it inside the shoes
>put on your shoes
>take pic
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>>728604299
:(
i'm done anyways
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>>728598050
swastikas
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>>728604502
this
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