My shoes have been good to me for several years, but they need some spice. Decide what I add to my shoes /b/.
buy supra instead
>>728598124
But my shoes are comfy and they have been for years :(
>>728598260
you can wear both ya know
how you gonna get bitches with those basic shoes
>>728598050
duct tape. lots of it.
barbed wire and nails on the soles
>>728598050
>different colored laces
how's highschool going?
duct tape over the top and sides of the shoes, drive nails through the top over the toes point-up.
>>728598050
Cumin and Red Pepper.
>>728598715
>not far enough out of highschool to know that adults who did this in highschool will sometimes keep doing it through life.
>>728598582
It just falls off, know of any other brands that will adhere to fabric?
>>728598715
Apart from the bullies, okay
>>728598828
He gets it
>>728598849
i bet it would adhere if you slathered the shoes in glue first.
WAIT op do you have a cat? if so, you need to slather your shoes in glue and press some frosty dumplings from the catbox into the glue.
>>728598955
Checked and true. Where do I put it?
>>728598050
Smear a turd on the toecap
>>728599059
I'm not trying to ruin the shoes, Jimbo, I am trying to make them spicy, add a little pizzaz
>>728599185
Bitches love shit on shoes
>>728598050
years? c'mon man those type of vans barely last 1 year
>>728599185
Already enough on the soles anon
>>728599275
use black and red shoe strings, lace em like checker pattern
>>728599346
Well the shoes themselves are Polo, I replaced the inner sole with more comfy van soles
>>728598050
Jerk off on them. Continue as usual
>>728599368
Now that is spicy, will blue work?
>>728599275
just feed your cat something with peppers in it first
>>728599363
As Christopher Walken would say
>it needs moar cowturd
There's not enough poop on your shoes... Do it, it brings bitches, riches and snitches that itches the rectal stitches
>>728599536
i suppose it will work, though i think dark red looks nice.
>>728599563
So that's how the line went
>>728599658
The maroon looks very nice, I agree
>>728599701
Yeah but it wasn't TV friendly and more Howard Stern meets toilet humor-ish so they didn't wanna attract the wrong crowd
>>728598050
A cumstain
>>728598050
Stick pushpins from the outside in so your feet will have good grip in the shoe and they wont slip off
>>728600074
>nigger detected
>>728600074
Now we are thinking
>>728600074
Thats some good thinking anon
GG
Also rolling for this
>>728599897
What kinda crowd were they trying to avoid?
I can write things on the shoes too anons, make it spicy.
>>728600488
Jews cant melt steel beams
>>728598828
>not far enough in life to know only the losers that didn't grow up after high school continue to do this
>>728600551
Hey now, I may be a loser, but at least I am not black
>>728600731
Or jewish
>>728600359
People who:
>listen to Metallica
>likes toilet humour
>farts in mason jars then let the sit on a shelf for months only to inhale the fermented concoction which has psychoactive properties
>people who have long greasy hair
>so greasy you could fry potato in it
>all the above
>>728600731
Or gay
>>728600731
Or a woman
>>728600731
blacks are ok, it's the niggers you have to worry about
>>728600488
>allah
>akbar
One word on each shoe
If you don't do it then you're gay
The spice is underway bois
>>728600931
Okay okay jeez man
>>728600951
>writing on the fucking duct tape
>taking tape off as soon as thread dies
>OP=fagg confirmed
>>728600865
Whats the difference
>>728601028
Like in big bold letters all throughout the tape
>>728601072
Will fix, nig nog
>>728601107
So funny lmao lol
I cant even
Rofl
"Allah akbar" hahahahahahahah thats a good one
You are so funny anon
>>728600074
This OP
>>728601072
>being this fucking homo
>taking this gay thread seriously
>feasting upon bowls of dicks while you witness all the gays
>mfw i have no face
>>728601323
But my feetsies
>>728601237
You suck a big black nigger cock and sit on one, ok?
>>728601334
>being this funking hetero
>taking this comment seriously
>feasting upon bowls of vags while you witness all the heteros
>mfw i suck cock
>>728601452
kek, thats your job m8, i just film it. fag
Ive got another pair that I can ruin if you would like me to do so anons
>>728601556
Someone screenscap this post, an anon has posted something honest for once
>>728601678
cum in them, then wear
>>728601573
Stop projecting(pun intended) and get back to work Gary
>>728601748
I will do so anon, but to a new pair
>>728601452
Oh nooo
I dont like dixks but you say i do
And they are black
Pls dont say that anon it hurts me a lots
And i dont want to sit on you but you say so
Omg you are really roasting me hard anon. Just as hard as i suck niggerdick.
Im sure everybody likes you
>>728601824
mfw i dont work, i just live off of your taxes
>>728601854
YES!
take pics op
>>728601764
I SAID THROUGHOUT THE TAPE IN BIG BOLD LETTERS YOU NIGGERFAGGOT
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
>>728601971
Fuck off, the tape will wear off but ink will stay on rubber, nigger
>>728601928
Sure Gary, just get back to sucking dat big black nigger cock so i can film edit and publish the footage
The deadline is tomorrow and your 5% is still non negotiable
Deal with it cocksmoker
>>728602219
>>728602219
I think you're getting me confused with your dad, anon. I'm the Gary from Gary, IN.
>>728602173
cant see no cum, faggot
>>728602466
Not confused at all, i'm talking to you
You little poopsmoker
>>728602602
Woah Woah Woah, poopsmoking and cocksucking are two completely different things. I've got nothing against poopsmoking. Why, just yesterday I was enjoying a nice bowl of good ole Georgia number two. I ain't no filthy cocksucking fag though. That's just nasty.
>>728602594
Ive jerked off like 20 times today, give me a sec
>>728602878
Ohhh sooo, you're a fine poop connoisseur? I didn't think i would ever find one on here
What's your favourite poop strain?
I love me some blue poop, mumbo dungo #5, sour poop and kamikapoop
>>728598124
Im not sure if he's sucked enough cock to get into the supra club. Need to have a grinder account for at least 9 months to wear Supras
>>728603141
Didgeridoodoo #69 is my favorite so far, I was actually handed down my grandfathers pooppipe last year, so I've been dabbling a bit since then. He gave me his vintage fingerbox as well, that thing has seen a lot of use, if you know what i mean ;)
Spoke to OP very recently. Can confirm he just came on shoe. kek
I was empty at 2:00
>>728603332
Shit, I almost got quads of truth
I was in fountain centers with you kek
>>728603342
so am i now. thanks op
>>728603316
Shit nigger that dung is way too loud for me, i'm more of like a soft cotton panties faggot type when it comes to strains
But that's pretty cool to know poopsmoking seems to run deep in your familia, sign of a prosperous and promising bloodline
Keep on poopsmoking in the free world my good nigger
stuff it with pepperoni or melted cheese
>>728603342
write "spider hands" on it
>>728603342
show us your collection
>>728604201
All out of jizz and shoes anon
>peel 2 bananas
>put it inside the shoes
>put on your shoes
>take pic
>>728604299
:(
i'm done anyways
>>728598050
swastikas
>>728604502
this