Yo /b/. Im drunk as fuck and im in a friends house. Everyone

>>728585346
Walk home

cum on your friend's face

>>728585730
30 km from home. Impossible to walk there safe

>>728585346
rape someone

Op here. Im alone in the separate room, but there is a dog with me. Mature female husky

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Actually pic is related.
Squat, drink some kvass, eat some semechki and play stalker Blyat

>>728586400
Im from Poland but yeah. You're right. It might be a bit related

Op here. He has a little sister. 14 yo

>>728587030
Show his sis yo dick

drink more

jizz on the wall

Scream as loud as you can I need about tree fiddy

>>728589257
reroll

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Install gentoo on his computer

Go to bathroom or where you can find a slip from his mom or sis and show here + cum in her slip. Than put it back without ckeaning

Piss your pants

Make a pic of your dick on his face with Timestamp

Do thorough cleaning of the bathroom. Scrub every square inch of it.

Dump a bottle of bleach onto a carpeted area.

Play porn at full blast

>open a beer
>dump it out
>take out your peepee
>piss in the can
>place can in place that friend will never look or find

>>728592516
Roll for this

>>728592598
Reroll

>>728592516
rolling for this

>>728587030
Become a refugee

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>>728592516
Reroll

>>728592516
roooooll

>>728592516
Rolling for this

>>728592516
Rolleroni

>>728585346
Shit in the fridge
Post pics with timestamp

>>728592516
Rolling for 999

Clean the house, quietly.

>>728592516
Please yes

Cum in your pants, go to sleep

>>728593167
Roll

>>728592516
Give me 2s boi

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>>728592516
This

>>728592516
Reroll this

>>728589257
Roll for this

>>728592516
This pls

>>728585955
Rip

>>728585346
sage goes in all fields

>>728585955
>>728586400
>>728587677
three dubs already

>>728586676
>I'm from Poland
Yell on top of your lungs "STALIN DID NOTHING WRONG KURWA MAC"

>>728593223
>>728593443
>>728593556
Literally kys faggots

>>728593686
can't you read fag, OP said trips

Learn Russian

fuck the dog while yelling the spongebob theme song

piss on your friends take pic with timestamp

>>728593698
Roll for this

>>728585955
this, make a webm

Shit in the sink

>>728593767
sage goes in all fields

>>728593770
no im black

>>728594023
this with timestamp

>>728594151
kek whats next are you gonna ask if i pay child
support and have a job

Invade Belarus with only a broken beer bottle

put as many things from the fridge into the freezer. hehehehe

>>728594151
Woah man, that was 100% racist. Nobody likes somebody who jokes with that, just saying.
I mean you can read if youre black, it has nothing to do with your skin color.
Have a nice day tho.
Ps: Hope to see a change on your actitude!

Any girls there? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE them!

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you should break into their car and shit in their air filter


or if they have some sticky shit like molasses or honey or cum, cover the and their computers in to

Draw as many sickles and hammers on walls as possible
>>728594555 fuck wasted trips

>>728594528
seconded, trololololol

>>728594555
when we get trips it's a fucking meme

>>728594636
I second this

Try and sucky sucky ur friend

>>728594636
roll 4 this

Kill him with a knife

Go to nearest computer, look up soviet anthem, play it on loudest settings possible.

>>728594643
>fuck wasted trips
Au contraire, OP must change his actitude.

>>728585346
you here op?

give him a facial

>>728585346
There any girls? If so, bondage.
Pics for evidence

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>>728596607

Yes, here I am. What should I do? Do you think I should provide a photo with a timestamp? I've never done this sort of thing before.

>>728597128
yes time stamp.

>>728597128
do this with time stamp >>728594636

Sure life is crazy! Cum in panty from sis :)

>>728594528

>>728597128
Shit in the sink with timestamp

>>728595824
rol

As you mentioned his sister, guess you want something with her. Cum on her. that it.

You should rape the dog with time stamp .webm

>>728593339

Winrar Do it OP

>>728597848
Re roll

>>728597859
Fuck off, cunt. That's not trips.

>>728592516
roll

>>728592516
rolling

Suck a dude's dick while they are asleep

Suck your friend fug

>>728598396
Roll

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>>728589689

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idź spać

Put weeb shit all over his house.

>>728598396
Roll.

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Attempt to get one of your friends to act like a sissy. This is 4chan after all.

shit in his shoes

Sharpie in pooper

>>728585346
screem "RRRREEEEEEEEEEE" and piss on someone's stomach, film it for confirmation

Scream "reeeeeeeee" while doing crab pose and kiss on the floor. Must be done in room with other people

If the room has carpeting get a knife and tear up a small portion of the carpeting. Piss on it then put the carpeting piece back on. No staples or glue just in the same place but covered in piss

kill them op

>>728599161
Rolling again and it's supposed to be piss on floor

>>728599171
Kek

>>728599231
nah he should piss on another person while screaming "RRRREEEEEEEE" and film it and post it here

>>728586400
Boris seconds this

>>728598974
roll

>>728586227

You know exactly what we want.

>>728598396
Rolling.

Sleep in the kitchen.

Go rape the neighbours dog

>>728585346
fill up the bathtub with water and take a bunch of sleeping pills

Move random things to different locations around the house.

murder your friend in his sleep

>>728598396
Rolling

>>728594575
roll

>>728597654
roll

Commit an act of terror

>>728585346
Scream, "Pussy pussy pussy marijuana" in a really loud and high pitched screeching manner, then pretend to be asleep, never explain, in fact deny it was you.

Go to sleep, OP.

>>728602443
Roll, too close

>>728602493
This

>>728585346
Fuck his sister in the pooper and yell I'm a pedo

>>728598396
Rollerino

>>728594636
roll for

>>728602493
roll

Ending this thread once and for all
If trips you masturbate in the bathroom and go home.

>>728603491
Reroll

>>728598396
roll

OP here

I sobered up guys it's been 2 hours since I drank the 2 beers I don't feel like playing this game any more

Shit on your hand and paint a swastika on his wall

>>728586227
>mature female
We all know what you want to do

Fuck the dog or the sister, with pics and timestamp

>>728598396
Roll