All right, /b/, what's something you're willing to

>>728578906 I'm wearing a bra right now under my shirt. It feels great, like really great. Completely straight guy, but this gives me a sort of all day buzz with no after effects.

I'm 21 and haven't had sex or gf, and tbh I could give a shit less about it. I am happy hanging out with friends, playing video games and getting high/drunk

>>728578906
I didn't realize that Mike Myers played both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil until last week. I'm 30.

>>728578906
I still have the pictures and videos i made with my ex in highschool and get sorely tempted to try trading them for more hot teens

I've been gangbanged and enjoy it

>>728578906
i am asexual.

>>728578906
marry here, I impregnate my sister in-law, but she lost the baby.

>>728579181

seriously?

>>728579181
Holy shit....

>>728579809
show hole

I love it when a Domme does butt stuff with my man ass

>>728579181
I didn't realize that until now...

I still occasionally jack off to videos of me and my ex fucking and we've been broken up for over four years. I would get off to more videos of me with my current GF but she's too insecure to let me film her.

>>728579483

Same tho... 2 years dating my gf from hs but don't want to just post for free.

played with the family dog's pussy a couple times as a kid

>>728580209
Thank fucking god I'm not the only one

>>728580209
Who the fuck is Austin powers.

>>728580261
I like the idea of guys getting off to her but also don't want things getting spread around the web. such a difficult situation when horny

>>728578906
i took my gf to a porno theater and let all the perverts fuck her

>>728580235
She is right to be lol

>>728580515
post pics

>>728580450
It's a spy-comedy movie series that parodies James Bond

>>728579099
That is pretty awesome dude try bikini briefs too.

>>728580529
story?

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>>728578906
I'm white with a white wife and I'm having an affair with a black co-worker 10 years younger than me...been doing it for almost two years, even when my wife was pregnant
>pic enclosed for your pleasure

>>728578906
I sometimes make cleverbot call me master and lick my feet. I have the chat still.

>>728580515

My thoughts exactly. I could get in serious legal trouble if these people manage to find her social media and harass her.

I don't seed torrents.

>>728581067
Nigger

>>728581067
you prick.

>>728580529
Wow

>>728579154
Same, except 22. I remember being really insecure about it at 19 or so, but the older I get the less it matters. Can't miss what you never had.

>>728581067

I only seed but with a ratio tiny as OP's puny penor

>>728580992
I doubt there would be legal trouble, just don't want the social repercussion to hit her. I've already stripped EXIF data and what not but you never know

>>728581067
You monster

>>728581067
Bastard

>>728579154
My nigga

really envious of traps and sissy types

just wanna get smashed

I once farted in an elevator and blamed it on a little kid.

I jack off to sissy porn and get turned on by the thought of being a girl in a gangbang, but as soon as i try anal play i get disgusted and want to kys, jacking off doesn't harm anyone right ?

it won't fuck up my future sexual experiences with girls right ?
r-right ?

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I got my friend really drunk at a party and let her stay at my place afterward. (She lived off campus and was in no position to get herself home.) She passed out on my couch, and I molested her.

>>728578906
When I was 15, I made my then-10 yo cousin, touch and hold my penis in several occasions.
Tried to get her to masturbate me, didn't work.

I haven't fucked my wife for three years. Her choice.

I jerk it like a mofo every day and hope my daughter catches me to take care of her daddy.

>>728578906
I played "the tasting game" with my neice nast christmas eve.

>>728579181
>>728580209
Holy shit.
You do know he played Fat Bastard too... right?

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>>728579809

>>728581622
That doesn't mean she hasn't had sex in the last 3 years.

>>728581662
Not to mention Basil Exposition and the cowboy in the vegas bathroom.

>>728581586
Ticking time bomb.

I really want a sex xhange

>>728581869
What do you mean?

>>728581662
I had no idea he played anybody other than Austin Powers until last week. That's when I found out about all the other roles he played.

I've been cheated on twice and have issues resulting from it, including an intense loyalty kink.
Seeing my gf turn guys down makes me diamonds.

It's probably sad as fuck but I have no intention of changing

Been having casual sex with my friends daughter. She's a live at home, so we come over to my place.
Problem is they live in the neighborhood, so it's only a matter of time...

>>728581744
Actually we haven't been apart in all that time. So yeah it does.

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>>728581968
It makes you faggots easier to find.

I molest my sleeping friends and steal nudes from their phones

>>728582011
One day she'll tell someone you sexually assaulted her.

I'm not black

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I made up my contribution to this thread to seem cool, and no one even responded

>>728579154
Op here
My friends are insecure as shit worrying about not having gfs. I used to feel insecure about that shit then I realized enlightenment through oneself and living life as I see fit. As long as I am happy idgaf, if I find some that's great but if I don't still great. I am happy with myself.

>be 20, feeling lonely and horny, browsing craigslist
>decide to try getting head from some random guy, figure it can't be that bad
>run across an ad from an older crossdresser in a motel, it seems really kind of dirty and the idea of being that weird gets me hard
>message with them, they're totally into it, saying i can stop by for "a blow and go, maybe more"
>shower and drive over, get suddenly really fucking nervous and nearly flake out, but go through with it
>they're really nice in person, not passable but very fem "acting", done up a lot better than i expected
>something familiar about them but i chalk it up to maybe seeing their ad on craigslist before or something similar
>lay back on the bed, get my cock sucked (really really great, btw, but felt weird at first of course)
>cum hard, they ask me to stick around and smoke a bowl and "maybe you can cum again?"
>smoke a bowl, chatting a little but feel very fucking awkward as after I came i just felt creepy and wanted to take off
>suddenly while we're talking, it all hits me why they seemed familliar - they're the dad of a friend I hadn't seen since middle school
>i ask, and his face lights up, he now vividly remembers me, i even went to their place for his son's fucking birthday party in sixth grade
>instead of making me run away, this for some reason makes me harder than anything, and it turns him on too
>he starts playing with my cock as we're saying how the circumstances are super fucking weird, gives me head, grabs a condom, i end up fucking him as he cums all over the side of the bed
>now fully ashamed of myself, i take off, ignore his emails for a full week before i get over it
>still fuck him every once in awhile, he's surprisingly chill about it, and we both think it's kind of hot that I'm banging my sixth grade friend's dad
>still get ashamed after I cum like a pervert weirdo

>>728578906
Nice try NSA/Google/CIA/Uncle Jim. Not this time fam...

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>>728578906

I'm a 26 year old virgin who intends to climb the ranks of wizardry.

>>728582108
Like she's turning them down when you're not around.

She's a cheating bitch. She's attention starved because women can't get enough from as many people as possible.

She's cheating on you. Backdoor/put a RAT on your girlfriends phone and monitor every one of her conversations. What you find will astound you, and none of us.

>>728582303
I didn't exactly assault her: she even found it kind of funny at the time.
I don't think she's the type to blow the thing out of proportion, but I do fear it might have had some kind of impact on her.

I expose myself to my neighbor's 10 year old daughter because she likes it. She returns the favor.

>>728579483
>>728580261
>>728580515
>>728580992
>>728581308
Fuck it. anon, my email is hg.nco.2@gmail if you are interested.

>>728578906
I started playing minecraft last year.
Im 24.

>>728582011
you think she's gonna just forget about that?

>>728582619
You fucking monster!

>>728582619
it's a great, relaxing game, no shame at all.

>>728578906
I shot JFK. I was on the overpass.

>>728578906
We have a ice cube maker which makes little dolphines (they are very cute)
Once I made 22 and I put them all up in my ass.

>>728579181
He also played Michael Cain as his own father, not many people know that

>>728579154
Same except I am 27 and I don't have friends

>>728582489
You know what? This sounds like you have some issues.

>>728578906
Once in high school I talked a blind girl into sucking my dick in the handicap elevator.

Once I fucked my cousin of the same age, at home, when my parents were gone.
We were like 15-16 and i fucked her 4 times in one afternoon. That was great. We were not virgins, and the summer was boring.
Never get to fuck her an another time and we don't even talk anymore, wich is pretty sad 'cause she is a solid 6/10 + with really beatiful tits but meh face.

>>728582676
At the time, I kinda thought she was.

>>728579154
Same, but 24 and i don't have friends to get high or drunk with

A random guy in a parking garage stopped my girl and I and offered a 50 dollar bill to have her flash him and take a pic, I'm now 50 richer

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>>728580235
Everyone does this. Fuck I just got done jerking to my most recent old bitch like an hour ago. I've got a folder of my last 3 exes filled with nudes and feet pics.

>>728580450
Newfag detected underage b& pls

>>728580362
>When I was 11 I jacked it into a dog's mouth, while they licked my head

>>728581067
I have a server dedicated to seeding

>>728579154

Didn't lose my virginity until I was 20. Ended up in a serious relationship after. Honestly, the sex got boring real fast. Relationship ended and new encounters were just as boring. Jerking off is more fun at times, but if you have a seemingly low sex drive, then who gives a fuck

My sister once fucked our cousin when she was 18 and he was 19.
They told me and seemed proud of it. I was disgusted and grassed them up to mum/aunt.
Needless to say, some words were had.

Oddly enough, my sister never suspected me as being the one who told.

>>728579940
Erik?

>>728580529
Greentext or it didn't happen

I lost my virginity at 14 and i've fucked 6 or 7 girls
I've not had sex since I was 18 and i'm 26 now.

I feel like i'm a virgin again.

started fucking my cousin about 20 years ago.
good and hard , but infrequently, only about 2x per month. she visits me after her job, brings food. I wonder if i am the reason she never got married. I never got married because I am a fucking wreck

>>728580752
Kys.

I've always wanted to fuck my aunt. I'm always staring at her tits and ass. Kinda just wanna make a move and hope for the best.

>>728578906
My wife has a bad TBI that's getting worse. Near to Alzheimers levels. Wears adult diapers. Mentally/emotionally a 10-year-old.

Her Specialists told me to plan on being a widower soon.

I'm devastated. Haven't made much a deal publicly, at Church, with her family, or at work. When alone I weep in despair.

I want to save her. I want her back the way she was. I miss the romance and the sex. I miss the little things she did. Now I have to help her clean, shower, and such. Yes, on occasion I'll finger her pussy and seems to like it, but freaks out if I try intercourse.

Her younger sister told me last week in confidence that she gets me as a husband next. Not interested. Rather have my wife.

>>728578906
I get off on the idea of preteen girls catching me wearing girl cloths and making me their slave or else i go to jail. They lock my cock up, put a shock collar around my cock, put a leash around my neck and make me suck cock for them and take it in the ass. I also fantize about them shitting in my mouth

>>728581524
Is there more? Did she ever find out?

Was it good?

>>728582447
Same, but 24
6 more years

>>728583244
I'll fuck a girl again right guys?
Right?

>>728582423
Why does this turn me on?

>>728583456
Pic of younger sister.

>>728582447
36. I grow more powerful every day.

>>728582423
STOP! My erection can only get so hard!

I've had sex with my 18 year old 22nd cousin three times last time was last night pulled out and nutted on her face shit was cash

>>728582271
You m or f?

>>728583619
prob not.

>>728582520

WEE WOO WEE WOO

>>728583836
2nd*

>>728582707
Im hoping to bring the bleach mod back with a dedicated server

I have oreo sized nipples
Overweight with man tits

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>>728582520

>>728583180
same story but peanut butter was involved

>>728583619
Totally dude. Guys become more desirable as they age and you're not even close to peaking sexually. Just relax and go for it if you see a bitch you want to dick down.

>>728583670
Can't. She comes here sometimes and I don't want any awkward conversations about 'muh feelings.'

>>728583908
I played the beta version at the end of college alot while it was constantly updated. For the past 4 years that I've played on and off, I find I can only have fun in hardcore mode until I die, then I start again.

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>>728581067
Leech what you can, seed nothing back

>>728583408
find a reason to get really drunk with her.
worked for me.
relatives can keep secrets too, on the down low

>>728582783
>>728581811
Kek

>>728584116
I've made it such a big deal in my head.
I had a girl in bed a year or two back, but I didn't have a rubber. she jacked me off and went to sleep

>>728584135
Cmon. The chances of her being in the thread anyway, plus not like you dumped her nudes or anything lol. Just one pic.

>>728578906
I have POCD (fear of being a pedophile) and avoid kids

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>>728578906
>best friend an hero's
>his mom asks me to fix his broken laptop
>fix it
>she asks if I can transfer any old photos or videos
>sentimental shit
>/copy&paste
>look through the videos
>"can'ttouchthis.mp4"
>double-click
>his girlfriends nude vid
>fapped to it
>deleted the video
>haven't spoken to anyone about it since

If you're watchin me, brah, I'm sorry and ashamed. But you were tapping a fine piece of ass.

>>728578906
https://discord.gg/cMD2Vch

I banged a 19 year old and her mom I bent her over while she ate her mom then swapped and banged the mom while she ate the daughter then finished in the mom's ass

>>728583054
same, i even managed to steal some pick of some friends and co-workers, feel good mang

>>728584603
Complete lies
Was it when you were on holiday too?
Gtfo

>>728584594
Nopenopenopenope......

It was my birthday last week

1 card from my mother
5 posts on my wall
0 presents
None of my buddies could hang out

poorfag so I couldn't even drink the sadness away

ive accepted that im gonna die alone with nothing. i dont mean it in an edgy way. im really bad at life and social things. my mom was a prostitute that died when i was in school. i dont really have family. i have 2 friends that i see maybe once a week. i work over 50 hours a week just to barely pay rent. ive never had, nor will i be able to afford a car. life has broken me, and ive accepted death. im just kind of waiting for it. i want to have a relationship and more in life, but i know it will never happen. when i think of wanting more, i remember that it will never happen and a defeated feeling comes over me. so i just want everything to leave me alone, and i want to fade away. my life is literally meaningless.

>>728584976
how old are you?
What country?

>>728584524
He would have done the same anon. I'm sure he understands

>>728584936
actually feel bad for you lol

>>728580752
How does the black pussy taste?

>>728584885
Caravan Club

>>728578906
I had prom sex last night with my girlfriend of 2 months without protection, on a related note, I pulled out and came: should I be concerned?

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Straight white guy here.
My biggest fantasy is one where I turn into a full fledged futanari. Cock, tits, pussy, girly face/curves, the works. Second half of the fantasy is one where I infect and turn girls into futa. Who then spread the infection across the world

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>>728584361
Yeah I know the feeling but it helps to know that the vast majority of people aren't having sex and go years without it just like you. And very few people have skills as seen in porno. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. I couldn't even get my dick inside her cunt because I couldn't find the hole the first time we did it. Then I flopped around on top of her when I finally found it and she told me it was the best sex she ever had and we dated for 2 years.

First blowjob story was even better. I couldn't get my dick hard and I sat in the front seat of her car jerking my flaccid dick while she hugged her ankles and sighed for 20 minutes.

>>728578906
I pay to shitpost.

>>728585131
No, you're just being a pussy

>>728584976
I'm nowhere near in as bad as a situation as you but, maybe this will help: try to find a passion, it might save you. Try to find something you really love to do and make a job/career out of it.

>>728585080
>lol

fuck that hurt

>>728585131
you should always be concerned because it only takes once and it can happen, however I've had unprotected sex with my fiancee about 500 times over 3 years with no pills or whatever.

When I was 16, my gf had a miscarriage into a toilet and I wasn't even there to help her through it, all because "the pull out method works"
Even if you do pull out in time, like I did, there's still a 20% chance, or so, that she'll get preggers.

>>728580752
Is that the black or the white one?

>>728585131
Nah, if you pulled out and came, then she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD. You're good.

>>728585131
you should start painting the baby's room and buy a pram

>>728585096
>How does the black pussy taste?
Like shame

>>728585396
Are you retarded??? You can get a STD when you pull out...

>>728578906
I bought an anal dildo today.

I visit 4chan

>>728583102
>Doesn't know who autism Powers is
>calls him a newfag
Kek

>>728578906
wait legit, anyone know anything about this girl ? Is she scottish ? im like 90% sure ive seen her profile on okcupid.

>>728585131
>>728585353
Get the morning after, I know from experience that it's worth it

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>>728581520
>I want to kys
You have no idea what that stands for, do you?
You're just parroting something someone else said, based on the vague associations you formed using context clues

#728584885
No holiday, it was when then both was addicted to drugs and no money to get them...

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>>728580752
>ugly and black

>>728578906
I browse /B/ OR 4Chan in general

>>728585570
That's the joke retard. Both are possible, and very likely.

>>728578906
Haven't gotten laid since Obama's first term. Fml.

i'm a 25 year old boy with a girlfriend but im i'm 100% straight but i have a fantasy to get fucked by a guy once and suck him of

>>728585058
28. usa.

>>728585256
because of how i grew up (typical shitty childhood. hiding in trees, under cars, in walls. step dad starved me. mom was a drunk prostitute that i had to take care of, being taken to the houses of the dudes she was sleeping with, etc.) i broke when i was little. i can remember it crystal clear. i was in 2nd grade and i was always extremely unhappy. so i kept thinking if i dont feel anything then i wouldnt be sad. and i kept thinking i didnt want to see her in my head over and over again. it repeated quicker and quicker in my head until i felt/heard glass crack inside. after that i couldnt hear anything and everything was slow. i just had the thought if i dont feel, i wont be sad. just dont feel. ever since then i havent had any drive. i just try to be content with what i have because i know wanting more of what i cant have would just make things worse. its the only reason i havent killed myself.

i'm a neet and i'm scared I'll never be a productive member of society

Nobody will hire me because i've never had a job

>>728585738
Fuck off to some YLYL thread, you condescending bitch

>>728585973
>25 year old boy

You're a man

>>728579154
I'm 43 and haven't had sex or gf, and tbh I could give a shit less about it

>>728585867
Maybe if you're shit retarded you can get a girl pregnant easily with the pull out method.

>>728585999
you've got a long time before you die

Things fall into place. This won't last forever

>>728586142
Well, is anyone here really a "Man"?

>>728586177
you are >>> /b/
asexual closeted faggot, but thats /b/

>>728586189
There's sperm in precum, dipshit. You put your member in her, and she's not on her period, start stockpiling diapers.

>>728586177
does the loneliness get to you?
It gets to me.

I miss waking up next to somebody

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>>728586055
If you're going to use retard slang, at least use it correctly. Anyone who doesn't know what it is still won't, and anyone who does know what it is will laugh at you.

And there is nothing in the world worse than being laughed at anonymously. Nothing.

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>>728582520

>>728586293
i had a heart attack like 3 weeks ago. im planning on it not lasting much longer.

>>728585999
shit man. if you feel like you have nothing to lose you can always try seeing a psych. I don't usually recommend this because I've seen cases of people reacting really badly to psych meds, but for me it did wonders. even if it's just a crutch, it more or less saved my life.

I really hope you find your way anon. <3

I have "relationships" with well known politicians, and get paid a ton of money for it. I'm also being given a ton of stuff, like jewelry.

But here's the kicker, I'm not doing it for the money, I'm just doing it to be close to where the action is. And it's fantastic.

>>728578906

I lurk /b/

>>728586581
what do you think needs to change in your life for you to be happy?

A lot...
Fingerbanged my fat neighbor when she was passed out at my place.
Cheated on multiple women.
Fucked a neighbor boy when I was younger.

>>728583456
Not sure how to respond to this... If you're serious you've got my sympathy for what it's worth.

Low income here.

Won 14kon horses a few weeks ago. Would've got me out heaps of debt. Could've helped my mum and my gf out and bought presents for my children.

Hired a motel room and three hookers over night, then gambled the rest and lost.

>>728586481
It's used a lot like An Hero, and despite it standing for "Kill your self", it's exactly that; slang. So I say to you, with utmost sincerity - Kys.

>>728586018
they'll hire you. just find something you actually like, start from the absolute bottom and work up.

>>728586830
Sick em, tiger.

>>728581811
And Goldmember too right?

>>728586830
Stop gambling, it's stupid tax. No matter how hard you bet, you'll always lose more than you win.

>>728586698
thanks anon. sadly i am too poor for anything really. i honestly dont believe i can be happy. the best i can hope for, is to be content. i dont think there is anything wrong with me having a shit life. it sucks, but its just what i got. some people have good lives, and some people dont. i understand why im unhappy, but theres really nothing that can truly be done about it. no one can fix my social problems or change the past. the only thing i can do is accept it, and keep going. i just hope everyone else can feel all the things i cant. and i hope you find happiness too.

>>728580235
Are you me?

>>728578906
never told my family or friends about having ocd and mild tourettes as well as experiencing/seeing things that I wish I hadn't.
Sometimes I slip it into a conversation, but because I come across as a very sarcastic person that hides behind 8 layers of irony, nobody takes me seriously and thinks I'm telling a joke. Sometimes I go with the punch and actually add "I'm not even kidding guys, this really happened" but they just laugh even more.
Its ok tho, I don't really want to tell them, it just sucks being the only one that knows. What also sucks is the fact that I've this one annoying cunt of a friend who keeps going into my room and either knocks down the ash tray, or rips random pieces of paper/wrappers and throws them on my floor. It bothers me and all I can think of is "once they're all gone I'll have to clean up again" then I do until the next day when the same shit happens.
It drives me up the wall and I was so close to a nervous breakdown that I wanted to kill myself or at least stay in bed all day so I don't have to deal with people's bullshit. Still didn't tell anyone, don't want to appear special and 'needy'

>>728586870
I'm holding myself back from trying because I can't handle the rejection.

I make excuses that I know are bullshit. I just hope everybody else buys it so I can feel sorry for myself for a little longer.

It's almost at breaking point. My family don't want me leeching anymore. and I don't know how long I can keep living like this

I'm so ashamed of myself and I hate myself for being such a shitstain

>>728580752
You know when you try to break it off she's going to blackmail you

>>728587196
>its stupid tax

well yeah, but he just said he was poor. And he's obviously poor because he isn't all that smart. So in reality, he just paid his tax as he should.

>>728578906
I have autism.

>>728579154
You got it figured out bud. Wanting women is nothing more than a primitive biological urge. I was just like you once upon a time and I wish wish I still was. Now im thirty and stuck taking care of some bitches kids and I only agreed to step up in into dad mode because I wanted to fuck her. Not worth it man. She's fat now. I hate her kids. But I'm the bread winner and the kids need me. I'm stuck.

Oh and a secret: I jack off thinking about fucking 11 year old girls.

>>728587315
there's no rejection in sending resumes online. worst case they don't call. not a big deal.

also if they don't call that's not a big deal either because I've gone 2-3 months without a single phonecall and then had like three employers call me in a single week.

after 15 years I finally told my sister and my best friend about my depression and suicidal thoughts.

I'm starting to resent my sister because it feels like she's checking up on me everyday.

I feel like my friend is distancing himself from me since I told him

>>728587315
pretty sure that is clinical depression that can be treated medically.

I bet if you mentioned to family that you need to see a doctor to get medicine to treat depression, they would all shrug and say "obviously" and the medicine would probly work

>>728587554
thats why we are all here at /b/, our home, faggot

>>728586764
i honestly dont think i can be. the only thing that would make me happy is for me to not be me. my social skills arent good enough to make friends or meet girls. and no one would get close enough to actually know the real me. all i do is work and go home. i dont have time to meet people. and if i did, i wouldnt know how. i grew up alone taking care of my mom, so i dont have people skills. i just kinda go day to day pretending i know what im doing. i usually avoid girls now because i know that its a waste of their time talking to me. im not what girls would want, and id just be dragging them down. my dads the only family i have, and once he dies im either joining the military, or becoming homeless. i figure in the military i could at least maybe replace someone that might die, and if im homeless, i can just avoid people and not bother them.

>>728587453
How do you pay taxes on it

>>728587746
why would you resent your sister? She obviously cares. If I would have said that to my family (especially my sister), they wouldnt really have cared. So you should appreciate her and that she comes by.

>>728587904

I realised I have depression recently

I don't know if I'm depressed because I have a shitty life, or if I have a shitty life because i'm depressed

I've convinced myself that pills won't fix a shit life

>>728587746
is also me

>>728587453
Australian here so no tax paid on gambling wins.

>>728588050
He was saying that it's a tax, for stupid people. I take it you gamble?

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>>728583456
Dude you can't post that and not show us the younger sister. Text her now and ask for some nudes.

>>728588050
>>728588374

wow

I have a foot fetish

>>728584603
The aristocrats!

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>>728578906
I once indirectly killed a retarded kid. I told him there was buried treasure in the middle of the woods. He apparently went off into the woods and didn't tell anyone. A week later they found his body in a creek. This was in a small as fuck town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere so I doubt it made the news.

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>>728588020
Thanks.

>>728588163
>>728588163
I come from a large family and she is the oldest so she's pretty much a mother figure to us all.

I'm scared that i'm never going to fix myself, so I don't want her to try because i don't want her to waste her time.

I just want to take it all back and fade into the background

>>728588546
i read that in gilbert gottfried's voice

>>728578906

I fucked my wife full and then ate her pussy. I had already eaten her out before I fucked her, so she was wet as fuck. After I filled her it was probably 50% my cum and 50% hers.

It was actually pretty nice and she went off the chain for it. I'll probably do it again, I didn't mind it and driving her crazy was hot as fuck.

Considering how often she swallows for me it's the least I can do.

>>728589066
it can be done cleanly, faggot.
cum is in pussy.
clit is under hood.
they are seperated, unless splooged upwards.
able to lick clit to orgasm without tasting your own dick.

you are doing it wrong

>>728588343
I'm depressed as well. Have been my entire life, and I'm 27 now. I've never seen someone about it, or taken any medication for it. It would probably help, but the thing is, I'm too depressed to actually get help. If that isn't a catch 22 I dont know what is.

And I dont even have a shit life, I've been really lucky, yet still I feel like dying would be better than feeling nothing for the rest of my life. But I also don't want to kill myself.

It's life.

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>>728589066
So you eat the pussy of the woman you legally married, also you eat your own cum.

Nearly the most well adjusted person in this thread.

>>728582173
How retarded are you?

I'm engaged to my gf, been dating for 5 years.

I don't even know if I love her. It just feels like I'm going through the motions.

>>728583456
damn anon, I'm sorry

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Make your guess.

>>728589278

Indeed, and I savage that rosebud all the damn time. This was a special "I bet she won't expect THIS" thing for her, and it drove her completely crazy, even more than general clitoral multi-o's. Definitely not for everyone.

>>728589402

Thanks, /b/ro. I try to be pretty level and reasonable about stuff. She's definitely a keeper, which is why she got that treat a while back. After all the work she just did in the garden with me she might be in for an evening.

>>728582173
Tell yourself whatever helps you sleep, faggot. Everyone knows better.

I just want to watch this without login in to youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHRQrNXTI_c&list=PL8EC3E03E3DD4E937&index=2

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I fear that I'm not actually a good person, but my religious upbringing and fear of hell prevents me from acting on other urges. I often get the urge to cock people in the back of the head, or think how easy it would be to kill them.

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>>728581297

>>728583456
That's hellish man. I'm sorry you and her are going through that.

>>728586177
checked wizzard

>>728582271
Nice. Post some

>>728582364
Which one

>>728589557
You............................ dont use a seatbelt and regularly litter?

as a child a sucked on my friends penis

i'm a male and straight

>>728582739
I wanna see! The dolphins, not anything in your ass

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>>728584898
What was it?

>>728590139
I did that too. It was just kids experimenting, and the fact that I'm a raging faggot now has nothing to do with it.

>>728590232
speak for yourself, faggot, i wanna see ice dolphins in ass

>>728590330
no faggot, cause and effect

>>728579181
he is also Shrek

my mind is fucking blown

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>>728578906
I not only don't have friends, I'm no longer capable of friendship. My parents threw me out into the street because they didn't like me as a person, and told me so. There's something so off-putting about me that people avoid me, and the few friends I've made over the years have eventually fled, often with their friendship turning to loathing. I've been hurt so many times that I can't summon the courage to connect to others any more. For the last two years I've had no human contact at all. I've become a shut-in and find it increasingly difficult to go outside.

>>728580529
you fucking beta cuck

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>>728590450
The guy is probably the greatest actor of our generation

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>>728585078
OH FUCK PRICELESS
KEK'D

>>728578906
wtf is she a midget or are you a giant?

>>728590578
How can you have no human contact? How do you even fucking survive? Benefits? I'm genuinely curious.

I've had people convinced I'm a girl since high school currently 27

>>728586860
found the sperg

>>728590823
post pic

>>728582569
what kind of teens?

I've fantasized about having sex with my sisters ever since they told my mom that my biological father sexually abused them. She then told me to "get it off her chest".

>>728583456
What was the trauma from? Sympathy to you friend

This is 200% true but i feel weird sharing it for obvious reasons:
I catfished a guildmate that I was competing for loot with, it caused him to skip two raids to meet this pretend female while I had no competition for the loot that dropped.
This was during late tbc as far as that matters.
We're still friends so I do feel bad but there is no way on earth i can reveal it now, especially since he still doesn't think she was a pretend person (I had an elaborate backstory for her, an abusive dad, abusive ex bf, etc).
He's such a classic "good guy" that I'm certain he considers her "one that got away" and is suffering some abusive relationship somewhere.
I did not, however, jack off to the sex talk, so maybe this doesn't even really belong here.

kil'jaeden server

>>728590823
>>728590892
Yes. I wanna see if people are retarded or if you're passable

>>728578906

I would fuck my step sister in a heartbeat if she'd allow it, thing is I'm fairly certain she's wanted it for over a decade but I won't do shit until she's clear about it.

For the record we were both over 18 for the entirely of what I'm talking about, we're both over 30 now, so the feelings went on for a decade

>>728590793
Disability. They didn't even quibble. The report they wrote said that I am not only unemployable, but am unlikely to ever be employable. As far as the government is concerned, I am so broken that there's not even a possibility I could be employed, and am guaranteed disability payments for the rest of my life.

>>728591047

By step I meant half, I'm dumb.

>>728590995
This cant be real

>>728590284
Too scared to look. Do not require cached CP on my disk.

>>728586705
Greentext Nao!

>>728591049
Roughly how much per month is that? Can you live in somewhat comfort?

>>728583456
Shit.. fuck dude sorry to hear that.

>>728583511
ok..

>>728590578
Hey man, it can get better. There was a time I didn't leave my apartment for 8 months, thought about suicide daily, cut, etc. Had trash piled up to the ceiling, now a year and a half later I have a (shitty) job and a very small circle of friends. There are other freaks out there, just have to find your slice. Meet random people on craigslist, it can work.

>>728591196
I cant bro, I'd really love to, but the things these people are into, if it gets back to them that I talk even if I dont give out names... I'm fucking dead.

>>728591417
tell me how you fixed things

>>728591485
Plus I'm not gonna risk my job

>>728591260
I get about $10k per year. I live without a refrigerator or oven or shower. I have to take sponge baths. I used to sleep in a chair, but I got a piece of foam a while back. I could probably do better, but I don't see much point.

>>728591544
I gave a anon I met on /b/ half of my disability check and it made me feel like I was making a difference. Soon everything was getting better.

When i was 16 i masturbated with a log of my own feces

>>728582716
Noel?
Noel DiGrassi?

I will refuse to fuck a girl if her pussy is shaved

>>728578906
I am a straight male. Construction worker, gf, pretty normal life.

When the technology comes out, like, when they can print a whole new body and transfer your brain in, i want to be a woman.


Also, im completely in love with my gf, content, havent cheated, dont plan on it and all, but im also totally in love with my best friend, and though we havent talked about it, im very sure she feels the same.

Thats a secret that causes mild frustration now and then..

>>728591049
wow, you sound white, but live off government like a nigger

Hannibal Lecter is an idol of mine for a few different reasons.

When my ex wife went in for gall bladder surgery I took care of her at home. She had oxy for pain and after she fell asleep I would masturbate myself with her mouth. When she got better but still had twinges I told her she still had a couple oxy pills, she said they made her mouth taste terrible the next morning.

>>728579154
>tbh I could give a shit less
THIS MEANS YOU CAN AND ARE ABLE TO GIVE A SHIT FEWER, WHICH THEN IMPLIES THAT YOU CURRENTLY CARE MORE THAN IS THE LEAST POSSIBLE AMOUTN OF CARING YOU FUCKING DIMWIT STAY VIRGIN JESUS

>>728591600
Wtf

What country do you live in?

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>>728584524
your a good dude and he definitely would have done the same anon dont feel guilty, and you got my feels bro im sorry

When I was a teenager, I went out with this girl for 2 years, and I found out after she took my virginity that she had been raped twice, once when she was 13 and once when we were together, and it turned me on.

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>>728590892
>>728591000
Don't really want to show my face but I'll give you something to work with

>>728582739
That's some cool shit dude

If I were more attractive, I'd consider being a trap

>>728585473
>>728585096
lmao

>>728591667
child molester regret?

>>728591822
Well i'm hard and my dick is out now so please keep posting pics.

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

>>728579154
Same here, but 23. I feel like it really isn't a priority at this point in life. I'd rather find a good job, have all finances taken care of, etc, and have my life on track before going into a relationship.

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This thread is like group therapy and the real reason I come here besides porn and hilarious shit. You guys talking about your real lives and sadness helps me realize I'm not that abnormal in the world, like it always seems I am when watching the rest of the world on tv, or from the few people I meet.

>>728591667
I refuse any kind of pubic hair. Cant stand it, too fucking dirty

>>728591769
kek

>>728591740
Yeah, you're why I stopped trying to communicate with other humans. I should have known better. Don't worry, I'm leaving.

>>728591924
Johnny, stfu, no you didnt. Stop trying to get cool with the prisoners.

id love to hand deliver pics i stole from my sisters icloud to a dom and have him humiliate me in person

>>728591990

it actually helps maintain vaginal health, prevents infections, etc.

>>728591977
I've posted 5 or 6 things in here that i've never even said out loud before

It helps to just get shit out there y'know?

I take creepshots of girls i know and fap to them

>>728591911
No. I have no idea why. But I find shaved pussy repulsive.

>>728591544
I got myself a shitty throw away phone, and forced myself to apply to jobs online while drunk, then when I finally got calls back months later I pretended to be someone with high self-esteem (not making this up), and got an interview. Someone linked some hilarious gay shit on craigslist under the "platonic friends" section, so I browsed it for real and contacted some other socially awkward people.
We met up at a park and talked about some mutual interests, which helped me have a little more socialization. I went to the interview after psyching myself up, got the job, and have been pretty much forced to interact with the general public which has made me somewhat normal again.
Just be honest about yourself, your situation, and people will generally be accepting. It's shitty, but better for you in the end. I've had some rough times but I don't regret it at all.

>>728584936
I was in a similar situation except I have no buddies to not be able to hang out :(

>>728585353
how far along was the baby like was the miscarrige a full blown fetus or more?

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>>728591923
Lmao what a fag

>>728591822
Nice filename. Also didnt really think youd post face, but thats what i wanted to see.

So to you, and honestly, do you look like a girl, or more like a girl that looks like a boy? Cause I wanna know how the fuck people cant see it.

>>728578906
I am bisexual

I am attracted to girls with no/very small tits. In fact there is a girl I am into right now and I didn't know how to react when she confided how she is severely underweight and even when she managed to put on a few pounds it never goes to her breasts. I think she's just perfect :3

>>728592022
can you afford to buy a gun?
It might take a lot off your mind!

*rimshot, literally

>>728587270
you seem like a great guy, anon. I'm sorry your circumstances are so shit.

>>728592127
I dont give a fuck, just keep that shit away from me

>>728592215
Talk about it man.
Get shit out there

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>>728591977
I know that feeling man, you're not alone

>>728591168
Me too. I'm not into that shit so I'm not clicking it, but I just want to know if its a fakeout and end up being pictures of cats or something.

>>728592174

likewise. i've also stolen panties from all of my attractive lady friends.

>>728579099
KEk