You're tasked to kill Kim Jong Un with any means that are

>>728578451
I will show him how gay 4chan has become. He will kill himself immediately

>>728578451
infected by parasites, he will burst on tapeworms

>>728578451
The same thing we always do.
Send in a strike force to kill him, and his family, in their sleep.

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>>728578603
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>>728578451
>Befriend Kim Jong Un
>use peer pressure to get him into smoking cigarettes
>always buy him cigarettes
>he lives into his mid fifties only to die from lung disease
>I was actually vaping the whole time
>I die from aids because vaping is for faggots

profit

>>728578451
Why does Lil' Kimmie Boy look terrified and why does that man walk gay?

>>728579161
sauce?

>>728581044
SArina Valentina... Good luck boy!

>>728578451
Send Dennis Rodman with a bomb in his shoe. Him and Kimmy boy seem to be fuck buddies.

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>>728578451
asian escort with poison pussy

>>728580372
He is the minister of funny walk.

>>728578451
Jesus christ, this administration will go to the most retarded lengths for ideas.

>>728581306
>one morning
>Bomb the shot outta his house
>make sure he is dead
>Load up all our bombers with hamburgers
>drop hamburgers on soldiers
>on wrappers is a reminder that the hamburgers could have been bombs
>south korea is saved

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>>728578451
FOXDIE

>>728578451
Carpet bomb everything with Moabs and bunker busters.

Surround and choke off foreign support.

Starve them until death or surrender.

This does not include dealing with China or other allies.

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>>728581364
Like this?

>>728578451
lots and lots of artillery

Time. By merely waiting, he'll be good as dead.

>>728578451
why do they have ww2 looking guns like they are gonna hand to hand in the trenches

>>728578451
I wonder about this. They say that Kim has enough artillery aimed at Seoul to flatten it imediately.

I wonder if the USA fired 2/3rds of its missiles all at once if it could take him + their retalitory ability away

>>728578451
You can't assassinate him. The country will go ape shit. He'd have to die via some common illness or disease, like cancer.

>>728582210
the problem is China will be pissed if the Yalu river border is crushed by millions of starving nigger tier gooks looking to amscray from the north while the amscraying is good

>>728582584
its just ceremony, the US marines do the same thing with old rifles.

Every week move all his furniture by a few inches

>>728582757
i read the same article and the premise is flawed.
From mostly reliable reports most of his artillery is the shit left over from ww2 that Russia sold them at markup. There are some Chinese weapons mixed in but the Chinese mostly considering arming the Norks like giving a shotgun to your house nigger

>>728582584
WW1 was trench warfare not WW2, dress uniform is different from standard issue. Despite the fact they spend over 1/3rd of their GNP on the military their technology is fucking pathetic compared to the US's because of how much money we spend on the military. The only reason they've stayed in power this long is because nobody gave a shit about that country since the 50's

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Infiltration

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Scatter VX above latest visit event (new airport, Pyong Yong fast-food restaurant, whatever), target nukes headed for South Korea, occupy border with Russia and China first, then work down, accepting defecting troops, passing out food and cigarettes, with jamming of KCTV to play encouraging messages about American intentions. Decapitate pyramid apex, assimilate mid and lower levels, annex to "South Korea" which means de facto US rule.

>>728583242
NK is just a buffer zone between China (and Russia) and USA. Attack that and you get to deal with them.
Personally I think NK should open the border with the agreement that no bases from both sides will ever be there.

>>728583406
I'm not sure South Korea would want them. It's not like you can take an uneducated shit tier peasant and put him to work at Samsung

>>728583414
>NK is just a buffer zone between China (and Russia) and USA

Geography is not your strong suit, huh?

>>728583769
i think he means politically.

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>>728583647

But they have a Ministry of Unification and so on. Officially they want them. Samsung is overrated btw, peasants can do that work.

>>728578451
kill him

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>>728583769

>>728583853
I think he means the border with Russia and China on the north and the US (South Korea) to the south?

>>728583853
Thank you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffer_zone

We've always been engaged in proxy wars.

>>728578451


send him a necktie that will never loosen and slowly tighten.

>>728578451

trump admin officially outsourcing major foreign policy decisions to 4chan

we're all dead and this is hell

>>728583963
Possibly, Germany did pull it off after all. I wouldn't want to be on the hook for how much it would cost to make it happen though

>>728584648
>>728584646
Yes, NK pop is lower though, easier to assimilate. Think food rather than cash or credit.

I think Trump is officially outsourcing, and Jared Kushner doesn't have a clue what's going on in the world, see recent bombing of Syria for ISIS getting Sarin gas from USA to use on civilians.

>>728578451

Poison the pile of chicken tendies he eats daily.

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>>728578451
drop guns in countryside

>>728584648
i see clear benefits of living in freedom regardless of living of scrabs

>>728578451
send him a crate full of porn with a thick lay of LSD rendering him insane as fuck, get him to believe he is the president of the united states and boom! kills himself with a .347

just go over there and smash his face in

>>728581316
malicious

Just wage a normal war and bombard Pyongyang with cruise missiles and rail guns until his little complex is ash. The people will then revolt and he will be murdered amongst them assuming he's not already dead.

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Send Seth Rogan to apologize.

>>728586327
Get Dennis Rodman drunk.

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Force reopening of Kaesong international trade park and spread rumor all North Koreans who show up will get $100 US. Funnel the entire population to the south via Kaesong. When Kim Jong Uhn is alone, offer him $1,000 to step across the DMZ and build socialism in the south.

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>>728586507
Make more puppet-show/animated movies and make fun of Uhn's girlfriend in that "pop" band.

>>728587114
Don't let Trump near that pussy or his small hands and penis will get stuck there with all those rings.

>>728578451
anthrax in his morning tea.