/b/ I sleep in the living room of my parents house. I'm

>>728574762
rolling in the mean time. if dubs post a related pic

>>728575072
re

>>728574762
FASTER

>>728575072
Rerooooll

>>728574762
jesus learn how to greentext and type everything out before you start the thread. Why is my watch stuck on summer when it's only spring?

>>728574762
rolling

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whats going on in this thre-

Is your mom hot post pics

So, there I was. Laying there, dick throbbing, oozing and suddenly I feel a sharp sting on the tip. (My bare dick head is sensative to touch). I realized she was wiping the ooze off my pee hole, followed by a finger licking noise. Like the kind after eating chicken to clean an off. I almost started shaking but tried by best to keep cool. Finally, I felt a hand wrap around the shaft followed by a soft squeeze. After that Idk what else happened. My dick stood there uncovered for a good minute, then felt my foreskin get pulled up and the blanket put over my. Even got tucked in lol. So, now I kinda feel weird after the whole thing. I'm at workin thinking about it. Kinda wanna get into her phone to see if the video is there. Might fap to it. Idk yet. What does /b/ think about this aside from the obvious, "aw, sick!".

Roland

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keep going faggotron

ROLL FUCKING ROLL

post a pic of your mom faggot

>>728575600
Dude, plz post some images of your mom

What do you want us to think about it? We think we want to see how your mother looks like so we can tell if you should push things further or not

>>728575600
Pics of your mom?
Body pics at least?

>>728575600
Haha
Gay

>>728575600
you gotta get that video man

i think it s whole fucking lie whit no mom pic no proof

>>728576327
i dun give a fuck, about a lie.
still got me hard enough to fap.

I don't have any pics, but people say she's beautiful or hot. I don't see it. She's got very thick legs and a huge ass. Pear shaped. Small boobs. Long nipples. I remember her nipples from when she breast fed my little brother.

Momcest thread?

>>728576416
"I don't have any pics"
says the fucking liar. Fuck you. You don't have a single pic of your mother?

>>728576438
momcest thread. actually.. incest thread go

>>728576508
To be fair i don't have any pics of mine if my pc isn't available

>>728576416
Not 1 single image? And you live with her? Fucking liar

>>728576508
To be honest with you, no. It's a new phone, and the only pics on it are Pokemon Go and selfies.

However he's got internet access. Gonna tell me his supposedly hot mom just doesn't have facebook?

>>728577104
Good point, she does have a fb. I'll see if I can find a body pic at least. Give me a few minutes. Keep the thread alive!

>>728577104
hue hue hue, then we can see op

>>728577295
You can always crop out her face too

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the suspense is killing me dammit! also post your dick for... perspective and stuff

raid her phone you faggot

I came here expecting mom incest pics

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not op here, reposting because this shit is unreadable

>/b/ I sleep in the living room of my parents house
>I'm 18 and my mom constantly makes incesty comments towards me
>I shrug em off or pretend I'm not paying attention
>Today however, I had a dream about my mom
>I woke up feeling some type of way and noticed my mom taking the dog out for a walk
>I rolled off my stomach and onto my back and realized I had an erection that was sticking out the front of my boxers
>That's when I had the idea to pull the blanket off my in such a way that my leg, and side were exposed
>My erection was holding the blanket up in such a way that you could see my shaft through the opening
>So I closed my eyes and waited
>While laying there, I thought back to all the dirty little comments she says about my body, and wondered when was the last time she actually saw how my penis looked
>Most likely when I was still being bathed by her in my younger years
>I wondered how she would react to seeing it all grown up
>Then I hear the door knob jiggle and my dog runs in followed by my mom
>That's when it got dead silent
>I knew she saw it
>She said my name twice, but I didn't reply
>I was pretending to be asleep
>Breathing deeply, mouth kinda open
>Was selling the act
>I heard the floor creeking and knew she was getting close to me
>Then I feel the blanket get moved very carefully
>Knowing she was looking at it made my heart start pounding
>I felt the pulse in my dick
>She probably noticed cuz I felt it moving back and forth in the air
>That's when I heard the sound a phone makes when it starts recording
>I felt so wrong but thrilled lol
>I wanted to peek so bad, but didn't wanna ruin it if she saw so I kept my eyes closed
>I then felt 2 fingers on my foreskin and a soft tug downwards
>Idk how far it went down
>I felt a bead of precum exit my peehole and just sit on top
>Idk if she got that on video, but I felt her hand near my dick so I assume she got in close
>The video sound went off again...

>>728577693
>So, there I was
>Laying there, dick throbbing, oozing and suddenly I feel a sharp sting on the tip
>(My bare dick head is sensative to touch)
>I realized she was wiping the ooze off my pee hole, followed by a finger licking noise
>Like the kind after eating chicken to clean an off
>I almost started shaking but tried by best to keep cool
>Finally, I felt a hand wrap around the shaft followed by a soft squeeze
>After that Idk what else happened
>My dick stood there uncovered for a good minute, then felt my foreskin get pulled up and the blanket put over my
>Even got tucked in lol
>So, now I kinda feel weird after the whole thing
>I'm at workin thinking about it
>Kinda wanna get into her phone to see if the video is there
>Might fap to it
>Idk yet
>What does /b/ think about this aside from the obvious, "aw, sick!"

>>728575072
you suck, even i can get dubs first try

>>728577802
nice try, learn from the best ^

>>728574762
you're mom is a degenerate

>>728574762
>and my mom constantly makes incesty comments

fake and gay since the first line.

wtfaggot.

>>728575600

I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending fake stories on their shitty iphones here.

Some advice for you:

> be brief: no more than two dozen lines

> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details

> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech

> don't beg for feedback

> separate important paragraphs with a blank line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line

> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis

> don't be a faggot: always add some "pic related", many bonus points for OC

> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"

The only thing believable about this story is that he sleeps on his parents' couch.

>>728578465
I don't know, I kinda buy the fact that he has a dog.

>>728578465
top kek

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PLEASE SOMEONE , ANY ONE, PRUNE THIS GARBAGE

Bumping for body pic op

>>728578815
It's his parents' dog and it gets to sleep in the second bedroom.

>>728577735
The last line shouldn't be greentext

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>>728575600
You know what you must do, anon. Godspeed

>>728579822
Put his eyeball in her vagina? Idk man, seems like an over reaction to me.

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>>728579822
>You know what you must do, anon

>>728578301
Don't AWAKEN Grammar Nazis*

>>728574762
1. get mother's facebook up
2. get photos of her
3. post them here
4. if she's hot, thread lives
5. if she's ugly, this fantasy is a failure just like
this thread
6. hurry the fuck up

>Be me, around eight or nine.
>Know about porn. Been fapping to it on my computer for a few years now.
>Multiple dry loads a day erry day.
>Have single mom.
>Not very pretty. Certainly not "hot" by any standard. But, not a troll.
>Mom has a drinking problem. (still does to this day actually)
>Mom also takes sleeping meds. A few times a week Mom mixes them and passes out.
>I learn years later in my teens why this made her pass out so hard.
>Long story short, Mom passes out one night in the living room on the couch.
>Bathrobe on, nothing beneath. Laying on her back with legs spread open and a thick dark bush on display for me.
>Terrified. Try to be the good son and wake her up.
>She doesn't move. Shake her, she doesn't budge.
>Shake her harder. Kind of scared now as a kid. Think maybe she is getting dead.
>Call my aunt who lives next door. Aunt comes over. Adult is there. Everything is fine.
>Aunt explains "Mom is just sleeping with her medication. It's ok, go back to bed.".
>Feel better.
>Few weeks later Mom passes out on couch again. Panties on this time but can see her bush through them.
>Not so scared this time. Know she will be fine. Stare at bush through panties and jerk it. Feelsgoodman. Also feelsbatman after.
>Repeat again a few days later.
>Repeat a few more times. Sometimes open her robe if it is covering her panties/bush. She never so much as moves.
>One night after probably fifteen jerk sessions I come out of my room like a horny goblin hoping she is passed out.
>She is. Robe open. No panties again for first time since scary time. Thick full bush on display.
>Can't help it. Touch it a little with the tips of my fingers while I jerk it. In heaven.
>From then on get more brave. If panties are on I pull them aside to see her bare bush/pussy while I jerk it. She never moves.
>Goes on for months. Get more brave eventually.
>After doing this dozens upon dozens of times advance to me slipping my tiny four inch peen in her while she sleeps. Cont.

>>728581318
>1. get mother's facebook up
>2. get photos of her
>3. post them here

Do this. This always makes the thread more interesting....

>>728581617
Cont....
>Blow dry load immediately. She never even twitches.
>Tiny peener is tiny.
> For the next few years as a lad use tiny peener on her a few times a month when she's passed out from wine and pills.
> She never finds out.
>Eventually stop when I'm a young teen and start shooting loads.
>Scared of pregnancy stuff.
>To this day normal relationship.
>Chalk it up to stupid kid shit.
>Never really think about except when jerking sometimes. Is what it is.

>>728581713
It's the only thing that's going to make this thread worthwhile. Otherwise it's just some bullshit story some fucker made.

>>728581617
i like so far

>>728575252
Fuck that pic is awesome.

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Well, OP can't prove shit. So I'm out.

Fuck come on more incest!!!

Used to get masturbated in the bath by my older sister. ask me anything.

>>728583982
Where did you used to get masturbated by your sister?

>>728574762
Your dawg almost gave ye a gobbie ay

thats fucked up , tell us more about your sister anon

>>728583982
Green text

>>728583982
old enough to cum? ever use her mouth?

>>728583982
>Used to get masturbated in the bath by my older sister.
She sounds fun.

>>728584521
That's not a question. Did you get raised by antelopes?

story plz

>>728584365
>>728575600
Doggie giving a gobby confirmed

>>728584706
>Did you get raised by antelopes?
Yup. Auntie Lope used to masturbate me at the water hole.

>>728584194
... in the bath... parents house.
>>728584503
nah, i was like 7 at the time. she was in her older teens.
>>728584521
it was super fun lol. always looked forward to it

>>728584980
Was she in the tub with you?

A handy with bouncing tits to watch sounds like a relaxing way to take a bath.

>>728574762
Go find the video and post it here before she gets it deleted.

>>728583982
>Used to get masturbated in the bath by my older sister. ask me anything.

- Why'd she do it?

- Did she warn you not to tell anybody?

- Have you mentioned it to her since?

- Have you ever been attracted to her?

>>728577735
Fuck off with your greentext, ops post was more readable than this shit

>>728586093
She did it cuz she wanted to. I remember her telling me to finish before mom comes back. She would check up on us. Never got caught. She just loved making me have dry orgasms.
She's married now with kids. All boys, sometiems i wonder. But no, ive never talked to her about it. I sitll think about it when i fap.

>have bad breakup with little sister's friend
>sister always there to comfort me
>get horny as fuck after a couple months
>watch oreimo with her, always had an incest fetish and she likes animu
>late at night, both of us tired and drunk
>kiss
>fuck
>continues for a few months
>get kicked out of house for something unrelated
>move half the country away
>haven't seen her for 3 years
rip

>>728575600
your dad almost sucked you off but had the balls self restraint to back out?

>>728586661

> . . . cuz she wanted to.

Was it just teen curiosity?

Because she was exploring her new power over boys?

I doubt she's doing it to her sons . . . teens are hardly known for great judgement and she probably had all her curiosity satisfied by marriage age . . . she is probably deeply ashamed of her behavior toward you.

>>728587601
lol i dont know, but the look in her eyes when she tried her best to make me finish was crazy. ive never seen that look in anyone elses eyes. Its always bitches expected to come first these days. Kinda sad. I havent felt that special in a long time.

How old was OP during this?

>>728588954
What is this?

>>728590012
hot.